/heem/ - Holloway Edition

i prefer Holloway being champ than some faggot like Zabit

Do these guys get paid for competing in this?

Friendly reminder that Johny Hendricks beat GSP fair and square.

In many ways George is a glorified cancrusher with the most boring style and is 1-1 in his last 2 fights.

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>Dana
>Paying people
lol

REAL GOAT

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Give me 1 (uno) example of a striker defeating khabib

Greg hardy would sleep khabib

i had it 48-47 gsp

fronkie aint doin shit, that little faggot has had too many title shots

what are your thoughts on ramazan kuramagomedov?

Frankie is never going to be champion again.

michael Johnson

heembedded

youtube.com/watch?v=Dd4RX1udvpA

pre coke Gooby flushes Kebab

is max holloway retarded

yo fuck this card

Not here m8. /heem/ Whatsapp group for life

chat.whatsapp.com/ImWScFhDuh5BO18aHpzxpz

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I watched some MMA top 10s and it hit me pretty hard - we need Conor. This man was a genius and his semi slurping sport is not the same without him.

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I always disliked Hendricks tobh. He has a really annoying face.
I'm glad he lost.

Agreed. Zabit will get exposed by any top 10 fighter. Imo Jeremy zabit was a draw and Kyle also exposed him. After 2 rounds he gasses and would get finished by Ortega, Volkanovski or also

eh, we're fine without him

hawaiian

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Conor at one point was the greatest man in the world and you all know it

Max earned everything he's got, what's not to like?

I agree with you.

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He's Serb actually

>say n-word and you go to the Dutch national team
does euros use orange robes in penitentiary?

Thoughts on this heem?

barstoolsports.com/iowa/futures-bodyguard-got-knocked-out-by-a-vicious-sucker-punch-in-ibiza

Your mother does

It is about USA vs UK. Not Netherlands. Maybe they do in UK but I don't think they put orange clothes on detainees. You're okay Vlad. Le's rebuild Russo-Dutch relations like during tsar times

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Joana Yunjayjik haha

>barjew
Heavy pass

This but unironically. Conor is the most fun guy to watch. Faced some of the hardest opponents in his career wether he wins or loses. Fantastic fighter to watch

Why would you turn your back when you’re in a confrontation with someone? Situational awareness level is at 0 with this guy.

This is honestly such a retarded comic, Murica makes a far bigger deal over words than anyone here
You guys know it as well, not even trying to talk shit

more like bodied guard haha

I don't like it

murrica has hate speech laws?

kek good one, bud

Friendly reminder tha condit got robbed and Hendricks didn't deserve the title shot to begin with

based sucker punching bong

based and boomerpilled

We both know UK is next level when it comes to censorship and hate speech laws. For European standards at least. Don't worry man you're not the only cucked one. Today some Syrian jihadi doesn't get punished for stabbing 3 people randomly on the streets because he was under some mental stress and he dindu nuffin. Our governments and legal system are jokes

we dont care bc we're retarded

imagine getting beaten half to death and shat on by an amazon aussie skank w tattoos haha

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we talmbout heems?

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feels good to live in a country that isnt overrun by 'slims

>
>

Is this man a can? I think he is a can. A big old tomato can that had no business being a LW champion and was promptly booted out of the UFC. What do y'all think?

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>Germany

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Lmao Ahmed

kinda? i mean it's kinda obvious he had no business being LW champ but i don't think he was bad enough to be considered a can, maybe a ok-ish gatekeeper

the f0ck is that chat?

/OFFICIAL HEEM BOY LIST/

Jon Jones
Colby Covington
Conor McGregor
Greg Hardy

If you disagree with this you are a gay retard and should go back to r*ddit. #MAGA

feel free to add to this list if you are a true supporter of freedom

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Bing bong wahoo. So long gay Bowser

chat.whatsapp.com/ImWScFhDuh5BO18aHpzxpz

chat.whatsapp.com/ImWScFhDuh5BO18aHpzxpz

chat.whatsapp.com/ImWScFhDuh5BO18aHpzxpz

Fuck jannies

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a can of steroids

ok, this is based

>Conor McGregor

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he wrestlefucked porier

>this meme again

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Weakest LW champ but he's still very good. He beat prime RDA, Gaychee, and the fights with Dustin could have gone either way. The Conor performance was admittedly terrible.

best natty champ the UFC ever had

ICE is coming for you Pedro

fuck that whatsapp shit

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Conor is just that good unironically

Boom! nice answer matey

Huge fan of bangers here.

was

Literally the other day people here was making the case that bangers was reddit.

whose tits are those?
When I disappear, do you fear for the sister I took?
When I disappear, it is clear I am up to no good
I'm drearily blood-letting this bed-wetting cosmonaut
"Son, the last thing you'll realize
You need is what you've already got"

So touch me or don't
Just let me know
Where you've been

Please drop me a line with a hook and some raw bleeding bait
(one, two, three, four)
For I am uncaught and still swimming alone in the lake
(five, six, seven, eight)
Shimmering under a moon made in anger and haste
Shimmering like a penny out of reach in the subway grate
(Shimmering like a coin kept safe away
You'll never listen to anything)

So touch me or don't
Just let me know
Where you've been

We could leave it alone
I'm sure there's someone who knows
Where you've been

You could never work well with our group
Not with the faults we found
So we fixed you with cement galoshes
And no one can save you now
Unless you have friends among fish
There'll still be no air to breathe
You could drink up the entire ocean
We'll still find someone to be everything
We know that you'll never be

So touch me or don't
Just let me know
Where you've been

Or we could leave it alone
I'm sure there's someone who knows
Where you've been

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I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs
I'd arrest you if I had the time
I'd throw you down in the backseat
As if you committed a terrible crime

We break into towns worth of houses
And rob whole families blind
I'd do it to you like you do it to me
If I knew you would get away fine

I'd drown all these crying babies
If I knew that their mothers wouldn't cry
I'd hold them down and I'd squeeze real soft
And let a piece of myself die

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man

I'd arrest you if I had handcuffs
I'd arrest you if I had the time
I'd wait for you outside the courtroom (and taunt you)
As all of your appeals were declined

I'd drive my car off of the bridge
If I knew that you weren't inside
Put the pedal to the floor, who could ask for more
A fantastic way to kill some time

If you could lay on your back and be beaten
You could put up your fists and fight
(You could try anyway)

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man
When you're still lying

It's hard to be the better man
When you forget you're trying
It's hard to be the better man
When you're still lying
You're still lying

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Please don't be technology
So I can turn off your love
Like some cold machine

Don't feed me scraps from your bed
I won't be the stray coming back
Just to be fed

Don't be waves
Come and seal my fate, marine
Just pretend
That you want me

To be my babe, to be my babe
To be my babe, to be my babe
To be my babe, to be my babe
To be my babe, to be my babe
To be mine

Don't be that note I can't hold
Don't be that joke that I told and told
'Til it got old

Don't be that hand 'round my throat so I can't breathe
Say you're my friend
But why won't you be my family?

And if you breed
Just don't tell me

Be my babe, to be my babe
To be my babe, to be my babe
To be my babe, to be my babe
To be my babe, to be my babe

We will celebrate
But we've gone faster
We'll have our harmonies
Wanting quick slaughter and would you want me?
For the millionth time I've said it time and time again

Be my serene
Tell me you know what I mean
You've set on me but you are not the sun
You will not listen

How do they know that I am
(Burn it down)
I'm outside, I'm growing roots again
(Come around)
You've set on me but you are not the sun
You will not listen

Just pretend that you love me

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>max getting beaten, by fronkie of all people
For fuck's sake Lithcunt, get your fucking head outta your ass.

Hey hey hey! Mr. Hangman
Go get your rope

Your daughters weren't careful
I fear that I am a slippery slope
Now even if I lay my head down at night
After a day I got perfectly right

She won't know
She won't know

So pray little Kay, luck's God on a good day
And you can't blame your mother
She's trying not to see you as her worst mistake

And I wish that I could tell you right now (...I love you)
But it looks like I won't be around
So you won't know

You won't know
You won't know
You won't know

So believe in me, believe them
You think I'll let you down
Well I won't
They can fire everything they've got
And when you think I'm sunk
I will float on and on
I have burned the bush that covered my light
Even though I'm scared I won't burn that bright

You won't know
You won't know
You won't know

You're never gonna feel as full as we felt
So let's go outside and we'll play William Tell
Take your time drawing your bead
I'll stand as still as you need
'Cause you're so good at talking smack
You heart attack
But you're the apple of my eye anyway

My smiling face that's on your head that's on a silver plate

So they say
They say in heaven
There's no husbands and wives
On the day that I show up
They'll be completely out
Of their forgiveness supplies
And I can't use the telephone
To tell you that I'm dead and gone
So you won't know

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Use reverse search with Yandex. Some Russian camgirl I believe

K, it's your ride.
Get your petals out and lay them in the aisle
Pretend your garden grows and it's your day to wed.
We found your man,
He's drinking up, he's all-American.
And he'll drive.
He's volunteered with grace to end your life,
We'll tidy up,
It's sad to hope, but leave your shell to us,
You explode,
You firefly, you tiny boat with oars,
Feather oars. The world tilts back and poison pours.
And so, you satellite.
You tidal wave, you big surprise.
And I one more night to be your mother.

This signal interrupts,
Baby's frequency's not strong enough.
Remade my hands and smile.
We will miss you but in time you'll get set up,
We will write!

A beauty supreme, yeah you were right about me,
But can I get myself out from underneath this guilt that will crush me,
And in the choir I saw a sad messiah,
He was bored and tired of my laments,
Said, "I died for you one time but never again."

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One thing I forgot to say.
If you ban me for posting glorious mammaries, it's a loss for you brethren.

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thank you.
Jesus Christ, that's a pretty face
The kind you'd find on someone that could save
If they don't put me away
It'll be a miracle

Do you believe you're missin' out,
That everything good is happening somewhere else?
But with nobody in your bed
The night's hard to get through

And I will die all alone
And when I arrive I won't know anyone

Well, Jesus Christ, I'm alone again
So what did you do those three days you were dead?
'Cause this problem's gonna last more than the weekend.

Well, Jesus Christ, I'm not scared to die,
I'm a little bit scared of what comes after
Do I get the gold chariot?
Do I float through the ceiling?

Do I divide and pull apart?
'Cause my bright is too slight to hold back all my dark
And the ship went down in sight of land
And at the gates does Thomas ask to see my hands?

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Duffee is back

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Is she the next Jade?

any football fans around?
lmao

why is she being spam was she killed or something

she has big bobs

youtu.be/Dd4RX1udvpA?t=306 WE'VE BEEN FOUND OUT, SHUT IT DOWN!

Is eddie alvarez the least deserving fighter to ever get a conor payday?

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You're gonna love this.

youtube.com/watch?v=9wQUYJlbSZ4

5:05, reee it didn't time stamp it

uhm. no, her chest piece is quite small.

this fucking girl is underage, tf is wrong with you pedo motherfuckers

I've seen it, definitely a classic

LUKAS LUKAS LUKAS

Works for me, b, it's all good.

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Seethe.

*wins*

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No more Danny Streams. No more Lukas. No more /heem/inders. 240 is dog shit. Thoughts on the Whatsapp? Can I get a discord invite?

colby vs marty

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wtf? are you fucking ill in the head m8?

He's hot.

>Be 5'11 max holloway
>fight in featherweight division against 5'5 5'6 manlets with half the reach
>Call yourself the GOAT
>Move up to lightweight and fight poirier who is your own size
>get beaten up for 5 rounds easily
>realize you're a cutbabby and can only beat small men

Who else just got unbanned from the masvidal number leak lol

me kek, fucking 2 weeks of torture but lets just say this didn't stop me from posting *winks*

lel. Did your guys call them?

zimmeran?

i did, i only got chance to talk to one fighter and i sent a nice message to the voicemail of gilbert melendez/hernandez, whatever the fuck he's called. I should have posted on my phone data instead, knew it would get me banned but expected 3-7 days.

My picks for the last event were
>Edwards by decision
>greg hardy ml
>walt harris tko
>dan hooker fight not to go the distance
>ben rothwell ML
i was confident in them all except ben, i knew arlovski was robbed his last 3 fights and ben can either knock you out or be a punchbag for 3 rounds, he let my parlay down, fat fucks always let me down. You can call me mystic magumbu, cuz i predict these thangz.

jesus you lads are solders
who did and you speak to?

>i did

wtf, who ??? lol

Good you were positive

Good times

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kek what kind of shit lol

lmao thats hilarious

the fuck

You from Iowa my man? Are you a wrassler?

Felicia’s onto the footfags

I've seen it somewhere before

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so it's confirmed spammy is the Yea Forums cunny poster right

Felicia Spencer looks like she has a horrible diet

yes

I didn't want it to be like this. Bet the house on frankie, boys.

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why is some autist spamming the thread with brand new lyrics

probably stocking up since it's 5x more for everything on those godforsaken islands

Is Anderson Silva roiding / PED'ing cheat or no?

Adesanya turned 55 today, he's older than romero but still posts zoomer memes, let that sink in

>5x more

FUCKING THIS.. it's sad

Adesanya is sundowning. He has serious mental illness and his family just let it go untreated. Seriously, Adesanya is a danger to other member of society. What is wrong with his family and UFC that know hes unfit and unwell that they just ignore the obvious? Money first, and the hell with his health. Sad and frightening.

As far as I know, he's lost the story of every fight in his career. How could someone like this ever be considered one of the GOATs?

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doesn’t matter he’s a big bj penn

he literally has the body of a drained middleweight

Peak physical performance, lads.

>pepperoni nipples

Smug faces that got wiped out with one strike?

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Is UFC fight pass never going to be updated now..?

Khabib really needs to lose for the sake of the LW division's storyline.

Fight back or I will stop the fight!

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Been saying this forever man... Khabib at 155 is like McGregor was at 145. khabib just conceals it better so it's not obvious size bullying.

Was she deaded?

LOL YO WHAT THE FUCK SHE GOT A CHIN ON HER

The embedded foot fetish thing was really awkward I wonder why the included that. She seemed to enjoy it as well.

Fuck that shit right now. Not cool.

Classic Steve mazzagati fight

Why are you proxying as me, gtfo faggot reeeee

holy shit

kek

god dammit I chuckled

>Dustin got slept by Conor and Michael Johnson
>Khabib handled them both with ease

Your boy is toast m8

heeeem

Imagine thinking you're not the one with an accent. The absolute state.

No he was trying to kill and then rape her but couldn't so just did it anyway. No other news but they say she's in a stable condition. He's an MMA fighter by the way.

I'm sorry for not being clearer, that's not how I meant it.

>china
Of course it was.

thoughts on this p-p-peach?

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Mma math isn't logical, too many factors to consider.

But that's exactly what max holloway is doing right now

>be retard
>call your """"""son"""""" "tiger"
>suggests we should discredit woman making assault allegations in the era of #metoo because of her name
Is Splob finally big enough to get noticed by the online Outrage-Femisism Complex?

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GSP came off a ridiculous layoff, moved up in weight to challenge the reigning/defending HoF Champion, and when the game plan wasn't working he made it a dogfight, dropped Bisping, flattened and strangled him.

He did the 3 things he had been criticized for not doing througout his career. And he proved to everyone he was a Champion not on steroids.

GSP is the GOAT.

If you want an actual fraud, look at Jonny Bones. Steroid fraud and lost to Thiago Santos. Santos is the actual Champion.

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Fight back, CB

>lost to Santos

Santos probably won't walk this year.

But apparently being wary of his power and tearing him down piece by piece is somehow losing.

While Santos is still in the hospital, Jones is already beating up strippers and doing cocaïne.

Dillon Danis is undefeated

yo b. wipe the cheeto dust off your fingers before you make fun of my day jolb, b

And he always will be

no he's not, cunnyposters are not one person but there is one spammer and it's not "spammy", cunnyposter has been at it for years and used a bot for a long time.

This, but unironically

>he thinks bum knee santos won the fight
cope

So how did Dustin beat Duffy and Gaethje if Conor and MJ lost to them?

>eternally seething americuck
RENT FREE, KHABIB HAS DONE A NUMBER ON YOU LMAO.

How did Coconut Creek Florida American Top Team gym become literally the world's premier MMA training facility?

This mean speaks the truth.

Colby dooby doo!!!

thiago injured himself with wild kicks that were missing, but he still won the fight

face it, jonny hasnt finished an opponent in years, hes a decision machine in the weakest division and hes still struggling, hes about done

>worlds premier MMA facility
>can't beat a single champion out of a tiny kickboxing gym from milwaukee

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rofussport doesnt have any champs tho

ATT can't claim the defeat of any of their formers. stay cazzed.

she trains in colorado not with duke goofus

Friendly reminder that Conor McGregor isn't a top 30 fighter all-time

He is the weakest Double Champion of the four, and the only one never to defend a single title

He is in the 1% of Champions never to defend a title, even names like Tim Sylvia, Benson Henderson, Pat Miletich have greater legacies

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He finished gus and DC, destroyed Smith.

And even though Santos hurt himself, that's his own stupid fault. He chose to risk it, but ended up paying the price, and now he'll have to recover for months before he has a chance at that title again, if ever, he's done.

tecia is ATT and beat her literally once, but twice unironically

>former champs
lol imagine caring about literal losers

streamable.com/wcap7
>Brotha brotha i show u new move brotha is not weird brotha haha

it hurts but its true

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I sat through a five second ad for this shit

Uhh b hes a cawlmedian now gotta crack jokes about eeeeevrything

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that's kind of funny, in a post it on /heem/ way, lmao at him getting 10,000 replies

Rapist, you are rapist

>sitting through ads
I thought swedes were smart

I did it for you you son of a bitch

Nice samefag

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It's sad to think that Ronda is on the list of greats and Conor isn't. 5 title defenses though, actually an impressive footprint on the sport.

Conor's legacy is basically "that funny loud Irish guy".

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who can stop the lanklet menace in mma. if you don't have a giga reach and height don't even think about rolling or hitting pads

leon can't put away flushed lightweights he's not getting a title shot

>I thought swedes were smart
t. nigger

>5 title defenses though
2 against fighters nunes lost to

Hi Dana

who do you think should get it?

>Somewhere a timeline exists in which Conor beat Mayweather, beat Khabib and became the greatest LW Champion in UFC history

excuse me while I heem myself

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another lightweight can: masvidal

No one has put away RDA at 170.

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I could be heem'd by every here

Based tyson repping mma people on his podcast instead of boxing

edwards point touches masvidal to a decision.

doubt that chief...
*pulls guard and gets swiftly kicked in the face

Which is the worse sport?
pillow-fencing or fence-pillowing?

why did no one tell me there's an event in tampa tonight i could have stayed at the hard rock

come on he should have put away cesspool cerrone

correct

Too bad he fried himself with booze and drugs like an idiot.

toilet

What event?

nevermind i'm just kidding

ufc 240

would be fun fight to see even though I don't see him having even a tiny chance
Edwards lacks that killing mentality, he's a really technical fighter and has power but keeps the same pace for whole fight and rarely even tries to finish, its smart to play it safe but I'd like to see him finish people
also his gnp is pretty weak

Cerrones an odd one, some fights he shows up others he doesn't. The bodykick RDA hurt him with which led to the finish wasn't as hard as the ones Edwards was landing but he took them well. He eats bombs well in some fights and not in others.

>thinking masvidal wouldnt walk through peeon pillowhands

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>Kevin Lee gets flushed out of the division by Iaquinta
>Iaquints promptly gets flushed by Donald Cerrone
>Kevin Lee moves up to WW
>Gets immediately flushed by RDA
>RDA promptly gets flushed by everyone else in that division
>Remembering the time /heem/ said not even a year ago Kevin Lee would beat Conor, Khabib, GSP and be the new hype

Oh no no no pfffftahahahahaha

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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unironically think toilet till beats edwards

I never said Ronda is the GOAT, just that she has made a legitimate footprint in legacy, same with Joanna.

Nunes is the definitive women's GOAT.

LW is shit the only reason people say its stacked its because the top 3 guys gooby khameme and sperguson are out for extended periods of time BW, FW, and WW are more stacked

His name is DARREN Till. DARREN Till.

I was in board with Welter weight and even bantam weight but how the hell is feather weight stacked? Explain

Is Hardy pillowfisted? Jaun took 20+ shots to the head and got up like nothing happened.

shit i meant to delete FW my bad

draino till

I offer you this: Fwonkie flushes Poolloway

Ah ok was about to say lol

LW was legitimately the most stacked for the last 3 years.

Recently RDA, Pettis, Masvidal, Kevin Lee, Michael Chiesa have all moved up to WW.
Eddie Alvarez moved to One.
Max Holloway was knocked back to FW.

WW is more stacked now, BW/FW/LW are about even.

LHW is the weakest division.

masvidal always loses to point fighters

Wheres picksbro

Nah BW is more stacked imo especially if you add cejudo

>loses to point fighters
>knocks bum asscream dead

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hes from my town

ben isn't a point fighter, he's a wrestlefucker. be gone, cazz.

Have you thanked Schaub yet for bringing the best MMA analyst in the game to Showtime?

youtube.com/watch?v=TbSErlaaSQI

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That user was right Paulo's cranium is tiny. Is that the reason Hall was able to drop him

Jon jones was set up.

>Aleksandr Volkanovski

Who the fuck is this guy?

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>Myles Jury vs Benson Henderson main event at Bellator Dublin
Behold the power of Lelator

he made aldo look like an amateur

Is this trolling, or is it actually possible to be this much of a fucking cazzie bitch?

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who was in the wrong here

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They are bringing Heavyweights down to fight Max now

Masvidal is one of those guys who loves getting hurt .

Why is 240 so shit

So if Jeremy Stephens won a decision off Aldo he gets shot up to the #1 spot?

It's a guy who cuts as much as khabib but doesn't have seizures

if he is ranked #1 yes

no one pays to watch mma. the ufc folds by year's end.

nice, very jonespilled.

Why did tyson post this

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Jones' responding to Tyson Fury here?

I hope ortega loses his next fight so he goes to lightweight for good

You wanna see just how thicc his hogoso can get, don't you Maicol?

Griffin

Ortega gets shredded at 155

I don’t respond to or even recognize the opinion of anyone who types in lower case.

how is Tyson Fury five feet flat with no championships and 100k net worth? retard

but why?

negotiated the title shot so well he has to beg for it on twitter
kek

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being a bigger crackhead then jones

IF YOU SAY SO, FAGGOT.

height in boxing is fake

You're in the club this comes guys slaps your gf in the ass and the judges give him a unanimous decision

What do you do?

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>tapped to strikes vs a flyweight manlet with a lisp
>resort to greasing to escape an omoplata attempt vs a featherweight
>16/16 media members scored the fight for hendricks
>8 decisions in a row during his 'reign of terror'
>ducked silva (15 finishes in 17)

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HES LIKE THE MISSING MANNING BROTHER

how puffy is Megan Anderson's pussy

Slap two other bums and skip him over for the title shot

kek

pre 100milli gooby removes kebab

mumble something about chicken tenders n soda then promptly get slept

leave the club before i have to hear him speak

VERY IMPORTANT QUESTION:

Who in WMMA is most likely to have a pierced clit? I'm thinking Megan Anderson desu.

pigeon

100% Bec Rawlings

agree completely

wtf
i thought meg was canadian
or is that just her current citizenship?

guys..

Guys

This ..guys listen

Guys

listen to me

this is important listen guys

Has Jade appeared on the Embedded yet?

Very good candidate. Good work, João.

>100k net worth
is that really something to be ashamed of? i'm permapov so don't know

We have a new contender for r/heem/ official muse. See

yes, if you don't have 2 million in real estate you're a fucking bum m8

Walk out of site of any fences and tuck my chin downwards, completely neutralizing him

Anything under 100M is poverty

People keep talking about the decisions but look at Edwards age and then the wins he has, it's impressive as out. Masvidals best win at Leons age was KJ Noons.

pretty much

im the pits poster and footfaggots troller

>not having at least US$1B in the Caymans
Niggers gtfo

he's very underrated indeed, dude flushed a bunch of top guys

Shut the fuck up nigger

mmamania.com/platform/amp/2019/7/22/20703746/he-slapped-my-vagina-new-details-emerge-jon-jones-bizarre-case-alleged-battery-mma

I think I'll send a DM to jade on instagram and ask her if she's going to the fights

Thoughts?

bugger off with the proxy spammy

Can't believe this fight isn't until September. Tony had a mental breakdown and still fought before Khapoop.

WW Cerrone is a bum and rds is flushed. I like Edwards but he need a proper fight to level up

Is he based or cringe?
Someone please tell me what to think.

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>Only 2 losses to HOFers
>Avenged them both
>More title wins than Silva
>Multiple Division Champion unlike Silva
>Never popped for steroids unlike Silva
>Did not lose 7 of last 8 fights in career, like Silva
>Is the GOAT, unlike
>Isn't a nigger, unlike Silva

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I say Jessy Jess

based because he makes reddit sethe

Yes but he will forever be a gatekeeper because Kamaru already has a win over him

>literally and figuratively

confirmed bones is a heem
shitposter

>he slapped my vagina

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Based if you're 4channel, cringe if you're Yea Forums

He reminds me of Jon. Talks smart and seem disingenuous

Wrong.

Your threads are trash btw

ive xrayed many weighin hires pics

but i forgot who has that shit

extremely based

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T H A T
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He has some impressive pillow fists I'll give you that.

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He makes everyone so, so mad

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thoughts on Greg Hardy?

i heard that greg hardy guy is banning wmma for good. i kind of like him.

He doesn't though he has power but uses it more to keep people off him and respecting him than a knockout punch. He definitely hits hard.

Dustin is going to heem him

>he hits hard he just doesn't knock people out

>He hits hard he just doesn't hurt people

And RDA have good wrestling skills he just doesn't take people down.

Anderson was born and raised in Gold Coast, Australia.[4] She attended All Saints Anglican School[5] throughout her upbringing and moved to Canberra at the beginning of 2008 to join the Australian Army upon graduation from high school.[6][7] After serving two and a half years in the military, she was discharged when it was discovered she had attempted to take her own life and was subsequently hospitalised.[8][9] She then returned to the Gold Coast and worked as a receptionist[10] while getting involved in the local boxing scene. Through her boxing connections, she was introduced to mixed martial arts and began training in 2013

he took Colby down kek

>spics talking poverty
kek kettle, black

anyone else get irrationally angry when you hear a heavy english accent?

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shut the FUCK up ahmed

oh for sure can serra is a munster

What an absolute chinlet

sorry, city of god is fav movie :)

Yes take that brazilian dick you german cuck

is there anything worse then being heemd by a whiteboi while being black?

That really is hilarious

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checkd

Behold the biggest decisionaters in the UFC

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unironically all cans

kek @ jose aldo considering 13 seconds

dude's ufc run pre-conor was boring AF

used to when I couldn't understand them properly but now I talk to a heavy accented britbong daily

>Khabib not on the list

Surprised
Impressed
Elated

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I've tried to watch the Rough n Rowdy cards and I love the idea and they actually put together interesting fights with these nobodies, it's funny to interview the losers sometimes and joke around with people, even the ring girl competition is fun, but the commentary and the schtick makes me cringe. They try too hard to be edgy.

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Take away the Mizugaki fight and Cruz is 25 minutes

holy lack of power conor only fell cuz his feet were parallel

is that Ana Foxxx

his is at 14:28 so not great either I imagine as he fights more 5 rounders the time will go up a lot

All bums including Aldo.

Most iconic webm in UFC history

Also the shortest one is Wack as shit

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>barjew sportz
what do you expect?

I watched friday night's card and it was my first RnR and I thought it was hilarious. I enjoyed the edgy commentary. I cant wait for the next one.

no its your mom

portonoy plz go

edition.cnn.com/2019/07/22/us/supermarket-missing-person-death-trnd/index.html
name a more ironic way to heem yourself

im on the wrong timeline

youtube.com/watch?v=z8AueqWjTuA

Does some part of the brain produces different heem ?

Temple shot often makes people do the chicken dance.
Frontshot make the guy stiff with enough power.
Behind the ear fuck their balances up.
Chinshot make either the guy go limp if it comes from the side, stiff if it land on the front or on the bottom.

Of course it's just an average, but has this been studied ?
Would Dana fund my research ?

All fights should go until a finish

If a finish does not occur within 15 rounds, the bout is ruled a draw, and both fighters are dismissed from the organization

To make up for the extended times implemented, preliminary fights are now cancelled, and moved to an untelevised basement as extended contender series

Don't @ me

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that's how quickly they get heem'd

The man who saved /heem/

You forgot the part where the octagon should be replaced by a basketball field.

excelente

that shit would be mad boring, they'll just gas out. thats how pikeys fight n it sucks

here's your (You) for the dumbest shit I've heard today

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>basketball field.
kek s'french

>How could someone like this ever be considered one of the GOATs
who outside of dagestan thinks he's one of the GOATs

For me it's Joe Rogan posing for his first splits selfie on Instagram.

If he dies, he dies

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pretty comfy
fall asleep in an icey cooler and never have to wake up again
too bad he probably just went there to cry and was moments away from going back home for his dinner tendies when he lard betrayed him and caused a pit fall down to his doom

for me it's Shev

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Drew mcfedries was a fucking tank. All those miletich boys had steroids coming out their ears.

horrible taste

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Gassing out is still being finished

this is how urban legends begin

There's no mistakes, fight should happen on a field with two hoops.
To advantage neither wrestling or striking.

holy shit I missed the Greg Hardy fight but I just saw a picture of the guy he fought and Greg like squished and caved his face in

when is Jeremy Kimball fighting again?

true but he missed gooby v mayweather

drive past your local high school sometime

literally every single 17 year old girl there will look better than that troll ellish

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>criticizing anyones taste while posting deformed discount Cara Delevigne hambeast teenager

Silence thyself and leave this place, foul vermin

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Usman x Edwards

How many people die of boredom in the grandstands?

unquestionably this

fair enough Pierre

Fence loses via TKO

holy shit

They already fought. No one wants to see them fight again.

based billie

Herb stops the fight TKO via hug

I already don’t watch either of these bums so that just makes it ez

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let me guess

the fight went 3 full rounds

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I legit thought she was trans for like 6 months.

disgusting

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Massaranduba won

Underrated

Yeah Usman is just too big and strong for the division.

werewolf-esque, joe

ha.. hahaha....... hahahahahahahahah ahahhah a h ahha hahhahahaahh a hahh ahahhahahah ahahahhahahah aah hahha

3 PIECE AND A SODA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Can't wait for Holloway chin to crack and then get heemed and heemed again in his next fight.
For a moment people wanted us to believe he was in the same league as prime Gooby and prime Aldo.

3 peach and a soda

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he lost 1 round against 24 year old edwards and at the rate hes improving wouldn't shock me if he would win the rematch

Is this mental illness?

He obliterated prime Aldo twice. You wouldn’t think Max had ever had a chance by the way people were hyping le neo footwork aldo only to get facefucked twice and excuses galore, he also wins the rematch against conor

He could but them we’d have Leon Edwards be the champ. Is that really any better?

Is there currently a more overrated fighter than Leon Edwards?

at least Edwards strikes, Usman just wresflefucks you for the most boring 3/5 rounds of your life

Yes

why is 170 so fuckin boring? Usman put us all to sleep for his reign as champ, Usman is even worse and Edwards is on his way to surpassing both of them in boredom.. at least Colby has his MAGA/Trump thing so we can root for him cuz it triggers the snowflakes

because the top tier of the division are literally all fucking wrestlers, sure Colby has his gimmick but at the end of the day he's a boring wrestler too

yeah tru, at least masvidal is fun to watch but he might get smothered against one of these homo wrestlers

he's innocent

They should give Candwards either Woodley or Till

I could see him getting melted in both fights

Aldo use to be the same, massive puncher but went on a huge string of decisions. You can hit hard and not knock people out, there's guys like Vick who can't even keep people off them with their hardest hit

We gonna forget how badly Wonderboy got flushed?

What's his nickname?

Gooby flushed him first, and pre USADA Aldo cardio decisions Max after a near death experiment in the last round.
You know it's true.

>he also wins the rematch against conor

At featherweight ? Maybe.
At lightweight ? No fucking chance.

peeven canson

at least he likes to strike instead of only wrestlefucking and would probably be more active unlike usman who instantly starts ducking everyone and taking a vacation after getting a belt

>He obliterated prime Aldo twice.

not taking credit from Max's 2 victories but it wasn't prime Aldo at all anymore

thanks john. gj to all you caj fags who dont get where this canned gimmick is from

he literally won 99% of the fight

>*nudges head under your chin*
>*leans you against fence for 5 rounds*
>*wins*

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that fight was weird, it was like Woodley had a fever or something

He didn’t do shit and blowgay has always had dodgy cardio you casual scum

He beats the shit out of Conor right now at any weight

"Just Oblique Kick Me Once and I'm Gadooshed" Thompsen

If 12-6 elbows on the back of the head or at least to the back were allowed MMA would be a thousand time better.
Why do the ruleset protect cage grinder and leg humper that much ?

Lol this is what im talking about, excuses galore, the only thing you heard before the fight was how aldo was reinvented and on a warpath to rematching conor

Mma evolves but blowgay didnt

what’s why we need a ring

he fought identical to his fights against MacDonald, Shields, Maia and Thompson x2.

It's a weird thing really. We all know what will happen if it would be allowed. So it's done for the health reasons but in the same time literally nothing else done else done for that reason. Yes, you can't attack groin but you can attack temples of areas behind the ear. Neck attacks are not allowed but like half of the head kicks land to the neck and everyone is okay about this.

The rules are there to protect poo jitsu from being exposed as a martial art, seriously bring back stomps

make me laugh out loud. thanks hitler

Sit down Ahmed

the GOAT is live since 15 minutes

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What did Jon mean by this?

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what a chad

Impressive how this fraud built a dynasty off a single lucky punch

>why did you do it Jon?
>she was 5 feet flat

based bones

Cringe, he is a roided cheater too

well, you wouldn't be able to survive back mount ever if you could do that, so there would be some advantages for grapplers, too.

how tf do you get ko'd by that lmao what a bum

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because he ran straight into it like a dumbass

Word is Conor was practicing this for 20 minutes in the locker room before the fight.

Impact on the right side of head, left side of body goes stiff. Viceversa

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Spencer has a massive chin, should she get a surgery?

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word is conor was trying to suck his own dick in the locker room before the fight

he wasn't

Canor hasnt ever fully KO'd anyone, at most he drops them and they stop it early

her crimson chin looking ass sure could get the kpop treatment

left looks better than the plastic surgery monstrosity on the right.

Good god no the freak on the left is a monster

Can someone take a webm request?

James Irvin vs. Houston Alexander

Nevermind, I found one.

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hes literally shit and piss sleeping on the mat, lad

him, that forgettable negro machida starched, and askren are the holy trifecta of shitting themselves heemed

special mention to angela mangina for her little gusher/nonheem squirt

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>superman punch without a leap
is there any reason to do this?

man I miss pre-USADA UFC, everyone had bodies like this, heems left n right even the wrestlefuck matches were decent cuz they were both ripped with endless gas tanks. FUCK DRUG TESTING

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Felicia is sorta cute

she would be one of the cutest if she didn't that massive chin

Aldo is still fighting and Canor is a cheap whiskey salesman

youtube.com/watch?v=XutRBCx2cQc
youtube.com/watch?v=XutRBCx2cQc
youtube.com/watch?v=XutRBCx2cQc
youtube.com/watch?v=XutRBCx2cQc
GOAT PODCAST

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>Usada
>redbok
>honda
god damn 2015 was the start of the dark age

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right one is cute

i was just glad to see she looked exactly the same as a young child

so she didnt develop that as a ped chin/jaw and only recently had to face being manfaced

shes lived her whole life that way
shes accepted it long ago

good work, felicia
keep it up

i dread the day her wmma days are over and the meth and methface begins tho

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Thank you for your input kind sir.

jon is salty as heck here

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based Sandman.
it's between him and Phil Baroni as my favorite bum fighter with God-tier HEEMs

rampage was so fuckin based man I miss this guy

post more rampage webms

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Slam KOs

Smoke 'em if ya got 'em

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fuck I mean left one

How wet would Megan "The BBC Queen" Olivi get if Rampage did this to her?

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get out of here rob

for me it's when it looks like a snuff film

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thank
kek

delete this right fucking now

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He always does that pussy stare away from his opponents

no u

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i wish fights could only be stopped by throwing the towel, cant trust these refs today from stopping fights too early and ruining potential come backs

Modaferri is the most unique fighter on the UFC roster right now.
>certified unfuckable weeb
>30+ professional fights
>15 years career
>overall shit fighter. No stamina, no technique, no athletism.
>shit even for wmma standards
Does anyone else come close?

>unfuckable

how is it even possible to not make any progress over 15 years

>overall shit fighter. No stamina, no technique, no athletism.

still meme'd on Valentina's sister lmao

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i actually couldnt watch that fight from valentinas obnoxious ass yelling AYYY from every fuckin kick that did 0 damage

>from every fuckin kick that did 0 damage

seems like her style

Loureda

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nigga if you'd fuck Modaferri you're very fucking desperate

gross

>yelling AYYY
thai larping

Lmfao oh my god Vitor was on the finest of steroids.

perfect bunda

I’m sure Roxanne would let you do whatever you wanted to her. Sometimes you want an ugly girl to let you fuck her in the ass and spit in her mouth.

Megan Olivi isnt a degenerate

Awesome I love Bisbong at the commentator table, him and anik are the realest ones

olivi takes black penis as a side hustle. It's kind of like a passion project

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I appreciate you posting this picture on a regular basis.

>larping as Megan on YT and hoping you catfish Jonny into meeting you for homosexual relations

I hope you guys dont seriously do this

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joeseph benavidez is unironically more attractive than 50 year old face crackhead jones

>>larping as Megan on YT
>larping
just watch her interviews with Ngannou she basically soaks herself. there's a reason why karyn bryant still hosts the main shows. Megan would pounce on the bbc fighters in between commercials.

>he doesn't know

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I’m sorry Joey but the rumors are in fact true

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Juuuust enough to beat the REAL garbage ass fighter.

Ostovich

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Khanigger was suspended for acting like a nigger, remember?

What a BrapQueen

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Kek based

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shut the fuck up faggot you aint getting no pussy in that shit favela you live in. keep hating on women for not letting your ugly ass fuck them fucking faggot bitch

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Indeed my man

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i've fucked like 12 girls and roxy is uglier than all of them

this is my fetish

The only thing that’s impressive about him is how quickly he puts fans to sleep. Boring fighter, zero charisma, zero marketability, and has that lisp. He can win another 8 more fights for all I care, never want to see his boring ass in a title fight. It’s one thing to win decisions because your opponent is tough and doesn’t give out. It’s another to intentionally point fight and not go for finishes. Literally the Elias of the WW division. Hopefully Dana recognizes this and cuts his bum ass as soon as he gets his next loss

dude almost got brapped for real

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youtu.be/XutRBCx2cQc
at around 36 mins in
based rob defending hardy while his trainer and faggot producer or some idiot is seething about muh back of the head strikes

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Seems like the main people who like Hardy are the people who live outside of the Southern US away from "people" like him

why the fuck is big fag dan such a seething little bitch.

Guess Leon Edwards would be fired after the first fight

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Imagine the smell

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Because he's Based and Redpilled

I swear to fuck twitchy better make the next thread or I'm never going to watch one of his streams again.

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...

>I FUCKED 12 GIRLS

YOUR COUSINS DONT COUNT LOSER HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA KEEP LYING ON THE INTERNET FAGGOT AND YOULL KEEP GETTING EXPOSED AS A FAT FAGGOT

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12 is a very low number where I'm from at my age

Yeah, but Masvidal is actually a more diverse & savvy striker than Leon & Leon might get baited into an ego battle with Masvidal because this is a grudge match for him. If RDA can have success with his kicks Masvidal whose kicking game is overlooked might do damage.

Fighters like Mas do usually lost to point fighters because they suck at point fighting but he can realistically probably finish Leon.

When I traded you that rare Dana for 3 of your uncommon Conors you promised me you wouldn't show it to these plebs on heem. I'm telling my mom.

She aint bad looking, and would be a mother to handsome sons

sounds hot desu

she kind of reminds me of the chick form mommy dead and dearest

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