/f1/ - Relentless Formula 1 General - Big Brain Edition

hello please post clarkson video

why won't anyone actually try to do this?

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Ok here you go

Guys I think we melted their servers.

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Too expensive to build this tunnel, imagine the length that this shoud be to the f1 car get the speed, also the fluids in the engine dont work upside down, they would need to build a new engine just to try this out. But most importantly, why would they lose money and time to prove something?

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clarkson is full of shit

is this critique of hamilton

because it'd be an epic meme bro

Sure

Pretty sure the fluids wouldn't be an issue, since most of the fluid systems are pressurised to prevent the high g forces from affecting them

Worth it

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>Renault F1's Ricciardo subject to £10m legal claim from ex-advisor

Tricky is getting sued.

autosport.com/f1/news/144913/ricciardo-hit-with-10m-claim-from-exadvisor

So is this thread now just "let's repost links have have been posted ten billion times already"?

Next time is my turn

Has anyone got a link to that funny old man who thinks F1 needs fixing?

Wtf u on about? Anyone got that Clarkson vid people been talking bout?

Death to the West

Also, death to Carrie

rebarbative.

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>le 34 year old zoomer

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I liked this hat in gta san andreas

>mfw it's race week

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germans are gross

this makes me feel like im a damn 10 as a guy, lmao what the fuck

are these real humans

They're old women, leave them alone. Well the one on the right is definitely like 50+. The one on the left it's harder to tell because of the stupid facial expression.

>WEC is getting success ballast

LEL

Meh, still better than

Apparently they already had "success ballast" but it's now increasing, in addition to other penalties for successful teams.
>Handicaps, in addition to traditional success ballast, will be imposed on the basis of points scored
autosport.com/wec/news/144929/lmp1-success-handicaps-plan-approved

But yeah, how fucking dumb. But obviously it's because Porsche and Toyota are so dominant that privateer teams just can't compete at the moment.

yes, that's a 500ml cup

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Noice

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Big guy

If you don't want to fuck 50kg after she pouts about how fat she is then you are a liar.

reminder waglad lives next to a primary school

What are the best seasons before Schumacherwinslol?

Ive never seen any full season before 2007, are there any really good full seasons in the 90s?

1999.

Hakkinen year I assume to the title? at this point i wont be surprised which sucks, but i do love based Hakkinen

Yes, but that season had Schunacher's leg break, Frentzen in the Jordan doing well and kino races - especially France and Germany.

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Fucking boomers

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Deep

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#deep
Did Hamilton write this?

Cold war good
Cellphones bad

Hahaha what a fucking joke. If this boomer wasn't such a fucking MORON then they would know just how exciting the space industry has been in recent years and how TONS of people keep up with it all the time, TONS of people look at the International Space Station up in the sky every night, TONS of people take an interest in what SpaceX are doing and their rocket launches.

FUCKING BOOMER CUNT.

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gimi

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what went wrong with Caterham and Marussia?

they were so close

In NZ specifically they should know about rocket lab and this paper specially with how much coverage they get.

Collapsed due to lack of funds, right? That's what I assume it was.

Right yeah I've heard of them. Yeah maybe that does make it even more dumb.

Was there a CLK 63 AMG that was not a Black Series? What car is this? It's not a Black Series. Was it just a one off for the safety car?

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>I watched the moon landing on TV
Good!
>Kids watch things on their phones
Bad!

What a literal fucking spastic.

Realistically speaking, how likely is Honda to re-enter as a manufacturer by:

>A) Buying Toro Rosso
>B) Buying out Williams
>C) Buying out another team (specify which one)
>D) Starting a team from scratch

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0% to all. They're very comfortable with their Red Bull partnership.

What is everybodies favorite tracks

For driving in video games I really like Nordschleife and Road America.
For watching F1 I really like Red Bull Ring and Monza.
But the best track of all of them is Le Mans La Sarthe.

none of these are Spa...?

I don't like Spa. It's boring.

The track I want to go to is Monza
The track I have been to and liked is Melbourne
I dont like video games
I like good racing and which tracks give that tend to change

They (and the HRT) joined under the impression that there would be a budget cap, which never happened obviously, so they never had a hope of surviving. The cost of hybrid engines is probably what killed them in the end.

whatever happened to purely supplier engines

Cosworth was always trash but surely they should build into the regs in teh future a way for a company to produce quality engines for a lot fo the grid

FIVE FUCKING MINUTES

Cosworth had a hybrid design but presumably there was no advantage/discount to being the guinea pig team unlike Honda who paid Mclaren a crap ton to be shit.

Yea there was, but it didn't have the flared arches like the 63 Black. The suspension was insanely firm, so a popular mod was to us the suspension from the CLK55k AMG

The Indian moon mission passed over my city last night and people were posting on their phones on social media "what's that light moving above me?!?!" so therefore they were looking up too so checkmate boomer

>tfw accidentally deleted the webbum of Lowdnes re-enacting this

In Assetto Corsa with mods: Nordschleife, Suzuka, Anderstorp, Imola, 1960's and 1980's Monaco, and most other classic tracks (Like Spa 1966).

FUGG I forgot Road America, Bathurst mountain, Brands Hatch, and Watkins Glen. All are fun.

Spa is the only good choice

NEEKERIT
VITTUUN
FORMULOISTA

They won't get back as a manufacturer because they're partnered with Red Bull who already has a very capable chassis and engineering team.

I love the Red Bull Ring.
I want to watch the GP there one of these days.

bathurst, phillip island, VIR, suzuka, potrero de los funes, road atlanta, sears point, spa-francorchamps when it still had road markings, classic fuji.

Never played a on it but ahvenisto looks like fun

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>The weather forecast predicts high temperatures, which were extremely challenging for us in Austria, so we must stay vigilant. Like Spielberg, Hockenheim is also a relatively short circuit, which will close the gaps between different teams. We will stay humble and work hard to achieve the best possible result.
WIR
WAREN
UNTERHUNDER

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What was in that controversial video of Max and Lando everyone keeps talking about? Can someone post it please?

>Ja, der Germanisches Großen Pris vill be ein Herausforderung für wir Unterautomobil. Ze Celsius und ze Kelvin und zis and zat are prognostiziert to be zu hoch für uns.
>Maybe zis Zeit wir truly waren der Unterhunder, like in Spielberg.

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They finished virtual Spa 24h P1 and made fun of Louis.
>BEST FANS BEST FANS GET IN THERE LEWIS

Still not a patch on Davey Reynolds being interviewed at Bathurst and saying "Oh and I just want to say hi to Levi and Chilli!"

>Where are you from?
I am from a small city in the south-west of Germany called Völklingen.

>Describe yourself in 3 words:
Friendly - Ambitious - Honest

>What's the best part about your sport?
Racing!

>How did you start racing?
I started with karting when I was 10 years old. I got my passion from my dad, he was an amateur race driver and I grew up on race tracks.

>Favourite track(s)?
Imola, Dubai, Nürburgring

>Greatest accomplishment yet as an Athlete?
I have a few. First of all, my championship win in Germany’s biggest Kart series, Champion of Lamborghini Super Trofeo Middle East Pro/Am and my invitation to a Formula E test with HWA in Riyadh 2018.

>Do you have a pre-race ritual and/or superstition?
I have a warm up procedure. Skipping rope, listening to my favourite songs and not to forget going to the toilet like 10 times in the last 30 mins before the race. :-D

>If you were not racing, what would you do as a career?
I would work at my father's company where I finished my education one year ago.

>What does the word "Rad" mean to you?
I have to think of Daniel Morad :P

__________________

OUTSIDE TRACK LIMITS:

>What’s your guiltiest pleasure?
Kinder chocolate.

>What’s something you wish you didn’t spend so much money on?
Shoes and clothes!

>Favourite app?
Fitbit.

>Most played song at the moment?
World at your feet - Timmy Trumpet

>What are you best known for?
For being too clumsy :-D

>What would your pet say about you?
"Would be nice to see you more often!"

>Who’s one person or company you think everyone should be following on social media?
Jordan Taylor

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someone shoop her hat to say COCK. hehehe

BASED Carrie.

>going to the toilet like 10 times in the last 30 mins before the race. :-D
>You will never block the bathroom door before the race and see Carrie jumping all around begging you to open it

What is hanna's guiltiest pleasure?

It isn't controversial, max's pedal fell off on the 3rd to last lap and they had a 1 lap lead but towing back to garage takes 1.30mins and changing driver takes 30 seconds so it was quite close, then at the end they just took the piss out of lewis, and vettel a little bit.

erotic pictures

>For watching F1
Spa // Monza // Red Bull Ring // Singapore // Suzuka

>For driving in games/sims
Nordschleife // Spa // Bathurst // Mugello // Circuit du Charade // Brands Hatch

>For driving in cars
Spa // Nordschleife // Mugello // Magny Cours

The item pictured in her [ALSO REDACTED] collection?

yes that is what I was trying to insinuate hehe

she also likes participating in risque photoshoots

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going to be very hot next 4 days, remember to take many sips throughout the day to prevent headaches.

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ALL PART OF TRYING TO MAKE IT AS A FEMALE RACING DRIVER NOWADAYS

Hanna is a trailblazer

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>hurrdurr /f1/ is a dirty den of degenerates and sex fiends
in reality we are appreciators of women (and womanly physique) of the highest calibre.

and also degenerates and sex fiends

>Imola
absolutely based

The 80s and 90s are the kino era.

Yes, especially the more aerodynamic specimens.

how can one woman be so utterly based

Ah yes, Tamburello Imola, that's a real good track.

*Becomes a shit track full of orange morons*

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*Becomes a track for ants*

nah f1 is incel and cuck central

*volcel you mean right? :)

For real it is kinda a track for ants.

Make the move.

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Sure

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>kimi
Look at the black ones face wew

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>prost_a_living_legend.jpeg

Aah yes, another "muh legend" brazilian sport related man episode, I bet he turns left like a fighter jet.

I want to see this livery covered with mud/gravel

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just make them sign Maldonado

>i like road america
>i don't like spa it's boring
Why do burgers have to come into our thread and post such blatant bait? Fuck off.

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Needs to be JUSTed more

Dustin Hoffman

every car will look the same in 2021
it'll be a slightly faster indy championship

>The OK category
Lmao imagine being in the ok category instead of the superb

>Huge thx to our lubricant sponsor
Oh behave

Is Kimi Antonelli the next Jarno Trulli?

gimi

I guess I could Photoshop something but I'm too lazy

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Why does Pilelli use consecutive compounds when they could use differences?
Example for currebt Pilelli:
>C1-C2-C3
Ideal:
>C1-C3-C5

I just looked this up, I didn't realise Pirelli changed tyre names from "hard", "medium" etc. to "C1", "C2". Seems like a fucking dumb change, now I don't know what is what, apart from by seeing the colours obviously.

Lower number = softer

Pirelli got rid of Hards and Superhards from last year
C1 = Mediums
C2 = Softs
C3 = Supers
C4 = Ultras
C5 = Hypers

You do realize that it's the same tires from previous season but with just different names so people would stop mocking them for making gorrilion of different compounds?

...

Business idea: Every team should have their own tire manufacturer.

No
Higher number = Softer

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No, they got rid of superhard and hypersoft
C1 = hard
C2 = medium
C3 = soft
C4 = supersoft
C5 = ultrasoft
You do realize that is not the point, right?

Haas fan here

*crack*
*sip*
Ahhhhh

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Checked.

Renault is the saddest team in F1 right now, shit aesthetic, no fan base, no results, no improvements, no charisma, no drama, an incompetent big nosed jew as leader, some italian immigrant overplaying his aussie character and a dull kraut who seems to be 2 steps away from crying everytime he opens his mouth.

A far cry from Briatore/Alonso era.

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Peugeot back in F1 when?

*puffs*

Alonso and Briatore...now THAT was a combo

Did you miss the firs t4 or 5 races when they brought it up constantly on sky?

They have to use at least 2 different compounds in race anyway, it won't be optimal running on much harder tires for no reason.

Was Vandoorne's career doomed once he picked 2 as his number?

Just checked the Pirelli website la we're both wrong
pirelli.com/tires/en-us/motorsport/f1/tires
C1 = Hard
C2 = Medium
C3 = Soft
C4 = Ultrasoft
C5 = Hypersoft

You fucking idiot, the point is that the performance delta is too small. If they had at least two steps difference it would be bigger, but no, retarded Pilelli go in consecutive compounds instead of using something better.

KWAB

Mansell said Formula 1 “will never get back to” the cars of the eighties’ turbo era. “Driving those turbo cars was the most exhilarating, frightening thing that you could do in your life,” he told the FIA’s Auto magazine.

“The Williams FW11B: Nothing comes close to that car, nothing in the world. And Formula One will never get back to that. Really, today’s drivers will never know what a proper F1 car feels like.

“In qualifying you literally had up to 1,500 horsepower – it’s reputed that BMW had more. And to have wheelspin in sixth gear down the straight, at 175 or 180mph… You cannot put that into words as a driver. At every single corner you came to, the car was literally trying to kill you.”

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sip

Tyre choice doesn't matter since every car is running with a full tank every race
That's why Todt considered bringing refueling back in 2021

>back in my day...

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>tfw no cuhrayzee F1 anymore

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>the point is that the performance delta is too small. If they had at least two steps difference it would be bigger
But for what purpose?

>Boris PM
For the Bongs here, is Breggs It finally happening or are we in for another 3 years of stalemate?
Which teams will get hit by Breggs It the most?

Who knows but there is a much greater chance of it now than with hapless May, no teams, F1 is brexitproof.

face tattoos when?

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Not even a significant chip to Merc and Red Bull?

Based ol’ Nigel

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nah

>mfw I can't watch the shitshow in Hockenheim because I'll be at a footy match

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Could be worse, she's far from Behringer levels of ugly

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The can will always be kicked.
No PM wants to be lumped with the backfire of leaving while also not wanting to be lumped with the backfire of staying so the easiest thing is to kick the can until the EU gets pissed off and just forcibly gets rid of us.

People are so entrenched now that they will never come together, comprise or agree on anything.
Whatever the result of the referendum we should have carried it out immediately rather than spending three years boiling piss.

Pari kelo

>Pari keloo :D

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based

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>Joly on palmu :D

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Fuck Kimi and Finns

>Massa :D

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There is a thing I don't understand. Does monger only wear shortpants to show his prosthetics ? Because on each photo I see of him he uses shortpants. He could very well use long pants, there is no problem with that and all amputees just dress like everybody..So does he do that to remind people he has prosthetics? Why?

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aerodinamics

Weight reduction, that's why he got rid of his legs in the first place

That's pretty impressive that he can stand on two prosthetics. It's probably not that easy.

Anyway, who cares what he's wearing you fucking idiot.

Calm down and hydrate.

Aren't you meant to be training?

dilate

/biz/ Idea: Give Simon rocket boosters to replace his legs

fraaaance, i told you something yesterday, why don't you listen

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Why are you getting so triggered when everything I said is true?

biz idea: Nano-aerodinamics

chill out, si lad

You don't want to piss off George or Gregg so get back to training.

What has got him all grumped up lately?

>dropped by his team
>lottery funding retracted
>ex-wife in Italy getting more money off him
>pissed himself on the train as no disabled toilets
>reports about his behaviour here meant he's been given a formal warning about his conduct online

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britishwheelchairbasketball.co.uk/2019/07/gbs-twelve-unveiled-in-preparation-for-the-2019-european-championships/

>pissed himself on the train as no disabled toilets
I shouldn't laugh...
>reports about his behaviour here meant he's been given a formal warning about his conduct online
bit shit desu. hope it wasn't /f1/ who snitched on him

>Cosworth was always trash
The DFV would like to have a word with you

>The absolute state of Hülkenberg and Kvyat

I have no idea who you're talking about, I posted this - - and it seems you think I'm someone else.

Bottas is nothing more than a bench-warmer for Verstappen/Ricciardo. That’s why he always gets one-year contracts

Source?
An Aussie poster is convinced that Simon posts here under the UK flag. But there's no evidence of it.

tik tok Merctoids

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Bottas is pretty good. He has beaten Hamilton a few times.

Verstappen is locked into Red Bull. Ricciardo, now that would be interesting seeing Ric / Ham against each other. I wonder how it would turn out. But again I'm not sure Merc would go through the trouble of getting him.

I don't even know who this "Simon" is.

>zis wether prognozis fur ze weekend ist unakceptable
>ja, aktivate ze HAARP

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30C THIS WEEK DON'T LIKE IT

British wheelchair basketball player in Italy. Big Hamilton fan.

Why cant we have a race like this anymore?

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2002-2012 were the best 10 year period of F1
You cannot prove me wrong

>stepped noses
>shit track
>17 second lead on lap 19
>tires even more garbage than the ones we have today

Do not want

Interesting.

no and you suck ass

He's not wrong

It just hit me that Lando Norris in drag would look exactly like Brittney Venti.

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>reports about his behaviour here meant he's been given a formal warning about his conduct online
Wait what?

Dead sport

>sunday only 26 degrees

FUCK HOW DO THEY KEEP DOING THIS????

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Thank fuck it's not too warm here

FIA will do nothing, as usual.

what are the best seasons besides 2012 the most classic recent one

They have HAARP and cloudseeding planes on standby

98/99 were breddy gud.

B&R

Forgot

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The best period was 2004-2010 because we had 6 different champions and the cars were sick. We almost only had 2 different champions this decade which is fucking ridiculous

I'd rather have nice sunny weather even up into the 30s than typical rainy shitty British Isles weather, personally.

>30C
>Hot
Now we fucking know who's behind Malaysia's disappearance in the championship
FUCK DER UNTERHUNDEN

Unterhunden rejects detractors

based verbose newfag

You can't do shit outside beyond 30 unless it's windy. Also 99% chances you don't have an air conditioner since you live in Britbongland so you would melt inside too.

Perfect temperature in summer is 24.

I hate anything other than rain tb desu

I've been coming to this thread for years, I just don't have any interest in random fucking posters or random fucking drivers from lower tiers of motorsport or whoever the fuck this "Simon" person is.

Nah I think 30 is fine. Good temperature. Yeah 24 is perhaps more comfortable I guess. But I'm still happy with 30 and, like I say, I'd rather have this weather than shitty cold dreary typical British weather.

Well I'm completely the opposite I guess. Although I think I hate the cold more than I do the rain. If it's warm and raining I don't mind so much.

i am watching the 96 season and
hill= ham
msc=lec
vil=bot
irv=vet
ale=ver [they literally say he is hot tempered lol]
ber=gas

the commentators suck the dick of hill and msc

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why u swearing so much brah

35 °C all week

I assume he's not been taking his meds. Look at his writing patterns. You are not alone in noticing this. He's obvious not well and refusing to keep medicated. Maybe his family are away on holiday as it's Summer and they thought he could keep track of things.

It's not a good situation at all. Watch the news for events in the next few days. Keep safe out there.

based not well poster.

*yawn*
gimi

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It took mere minutes.

Hearing reports he was wandering around with a hastily printed out picture of a small teenage boy asking he they thought the picture was "le cute".

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kék.

>hello, is this comfy department?

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yes, how can we help you?

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>there are now F1 fans who weren't even alive during vettelwinslol

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reminder that ps2 is almost 20 years old

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How does 41 Celsius feel like if you are a big titty girl

*bwooooh*
gimi...
*bwyyyyyh*

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This year Renault will be competitive I swear

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like seethrough lingerie under the thin burkha to entice kuffar

reminder to buy rich energy.

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I'm not talking about the New French reee they'll feel right at home

What about the French fille working at her parents winery during this heatwave? She's not prepared for this.

So the safety car style with the flared arches was never sold to the public other than as the Black Series?

still didn't know how to turn left properly
unlike some people

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Are there archives of /f1/ race threads for Abu Dhabi&Turkey 2010 and Valencia&Brazil 2012. I really wanna see those

god really does will it

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Fuck detractors

Every can with the original logo is another dollar in Whyte Bike’s pockets

Pls delete

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Based anti-detractor poster

>it looks like gased urine

Can't make this shit up

Honestly I'd like the GermanGP more if it was at Nurburgring

I do like the Nurburgring GP circuit. I think Hockenheim is an okay GP circuit too, although I think they should have left the original circuit there too instead of tearing it up, which I think was absurd.

I know you mean the GP circuit, but when was the last time someone took an F1 car through a lap of the Norschleife?

heidfeld in 2007?

Quick Nick on the BMW but they were just showruns, in a competition it was 1975

>the most famous lap record in motorsport is held by an LMP1 and not F1 car
About time someone knocked that Porsche off desu

No such luck with Liv
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>HAPPENINGGGGGGGGGGGGG
>COSTA TO FERRARI
>CHOKE MASTER OUT
>ALONSO IN
>2020 ALONSO WDC
>/F1/ EXCLUSIVE

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Just hope Merc gets it doing some 919 shit when they fuck off from the sport

looks like eddie jordan

Costa isn't a driver lad

Ahem,
Relentless.

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WHY IS HE SO SMUG

/f1/ is the real deal

>watching this semen juggling sport at it's worst probably just to see another uncontested Mercedes win

We have to remember these days™ of oppression because we know that the good days will come and it's going to feel amazing when we're finally there.

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JENSON JENSON JENSON JENSON JENSON JENSON JENSON JENSON

W E L L
E N D O W E D

Hungaroring just around the corner, I’ll fill the pasta pot with water and put it on to boil.

preggo fetish is torture

What's the shittiest old F1 track?
60's watkins glen is fucking awful

But I did
Just need to buy that cap now

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Original Zolder is FE tier

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yeah no shit all blacks can't you read choke out, goat in

>tfw never liked Rosberg while he was in F1
>regularly watch his youtube videos and kinda like him now

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for me, its Caesars palace parking lot circuit

I refuse to click on shitty clickbait videos

>Titles in all caps
why does he do this

youtube.com/watch?v=lmaDdh1_MmA

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Old Old?
Zeltweg Airfield was bumpy and boring grabage, especially compared to the epic circuit that replaced it

Mid-Old?
Ceasar’s Palace is the worst circuit in all of F1 history IMO. Closely followed by Dallas

New-Old?
Monaco is a shell of the circuit it used to be

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I like his car videos he drives like a mad lad.

Touchy Ferrari owners on suicide watch
youtube.com/watch?v=7z0mD-RFNSE

Fucking pottery, his move to the yellow and black car makes a lot more sense now.
Now, we wait for Spa...

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Let's shit up the this thread to get Unterhunden in the 4CC Team

They removed our picks and got relegated, served them well

Le Mans Bugatti was pretty disapointing.
Let's also not forget this shit track: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nivelles-Baulers

BASED

Did an american build this track or what

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Alonso said he doesn't want to into F1 anymore, so your still a driver short if you kick Vettel out.

Avus

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This looks like ine of those half assed Infields on an Oval track. The king of Infild the track owner buids to attract some shitty GT Championship

Can you get an /f1/ related quote?
inspirobot.me/

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He said that "there are no challenges for him in F1 anymore" just after probing McLel, Ferrari and Red Bull for a seat and all three "refused" his services

Bill Burr is great

youtube.com/watch?v=VwgxtB_U0EM

3 tries

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Sums up this Season pretty good

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Before the lights are gone? Who is cumming in their seat? Crofty?

Me at the climax of hopes of not MWL
Then the race starts and get back to reality

Well

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Oh this one is really /f1/ in the highest form

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pretty bleak timeline

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His Monday morning podcast is pretty good. The name of his thursday edition of it is great as well "Thursday afternoon just before Friday Monday morning podcast"

Where's the americans @

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i miss dis nigga like you wouldn't believe

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WAGLAAAD

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Who has /f1/ forgotten to ridicule?

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I know

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Poor lewis

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this is going to change before end of the 2019/beginning 2020
>choke master out
>alonso in

source: power of kek

what do u reckon he did with that helmet

Every poster below this post exposed himself as a newfag who had never heard of Yea Forums in 2012

there's a dorito on your flag

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was it worth sacking him ?

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Based mission winnow man

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That's fuckin metal

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Reminder:
>Arrivabene comes up with Mission Winnow
>Kimi almost immediately seizes this opportunity and does indeed ''Win Now''
>Ferrari sacks Arrivabene
>Ferrari hasn't ''Won Now'' since Kimi's win
>Kimi is still the only driver to ''Win Now''

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Low test Sojajunge detected

Kek

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Yes because he acted like a total sperg.

>Created a shitty work environment within the team
>Burned all the bridges with the press
>Allowed Kimi to get in the way last year when Seb needed all the support of the team behind him.

Yeah we know Seb is a fraud but he had a shot last year. When the car is fast enough to win races and he's in the front unchallenged he can win the WDC.

>VAI SEB VAI
>PA PA PA PA PA PA PA PAM
>GRAZIE RAGAZZI
Man I really wish Seb would've won the 2017 WDC. That was SOUL

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Kimi, wins now

Vettel, wins soom (tm)

#essereferrari

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>only Mission Winnow era Ferrari winner
>last Ferrari race winner
>last Ferrari WDC
>last driver to win a race not in a Merc, Ferrari or Red Bull
>fastest lap in F1 history
>most experienced current F1 driver

How can one man be so based?

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hulk?

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>hesurvived.jpg
Did he died?

a man can dream

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Is there a reason why Mercedes doesn't treat very well his client teams?
I mean on 2014-2017 Mercedes engine teams were powerful as fuck but now, on Mercedes prime season, RP and Williams are stuck on a big shithole (bad performance, pay drivers, financial problums). Why?

>when the regs had less importance on aero why did cars with the good engine do better than they do now with regs that require good aero
No clue lad, in 2016 STR finished in the midfield with a year old engine too.

It's honestly bonkers that we have the regs we do now aero wise. Hopefully this aero working group they are putting together drive the regs back to simpler aero that doesn't care so much about wash or causes less wash.

No doubt they wouldn't get as much out of the engine even if they had none of those problems, but those problems are their own fault.

Completely this.

It is well documented that Williams is a top heavy overstaffed mess and Racing Point is still recovering from Vagina Mallaya's departure.

holy shit

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lol

>NEW EVIDENCE? POLISH MEDIA ACCUSES CLAIRE WILLIAMS OF LYING

>In a rather unsavoury manner, the Polish media (namely wrc.net) recently accused team principle of Williams of ‘lying’ about differences of specification between Kubica’s car and Russells.

>With their headline ‘Claire Williams lied’, the Polish outlet claims that their evidence was plain and apparent by some photographs taken during the British Grand Prix.

>“And although the team boss strongly denies it, the watchful eye of the experts shows that it is different.

>“During the UK Grand Prix the differences in the front suspension of the cars could be seen.” say the website.

>“The Pole was driving an older version of the car, while Russell received a new specification. At the beginning of the season, the difference between the halo system and the halo system was noticed in both drivers. Kubica himself suggested several times that the suspensions of the two cars must differ.” is their conclusion

Fuck cripples

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Claire is a cunt

He has different suspension because he can't steer properly. I remember when he said that he was doing faster laps as a test driver, now that was a lie.

she was handed a team in shambles and refuses to let it become a b team
shes based and its our time soon
williams will be BACK in 2021

It's a z team lad

Fuckriples

Lads, recomend me a season to watch from anytime, I just watched 2000, 2012, 2017 and onwards

>our time soon
Is she handing it over to one of her brothers?

05 and 06

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94

1987

2009 obviously the most kino season so far

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Why is he so obnoxious?

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Got his mum's genes

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He's like a shitty motivational speaker that relies on a past success to preach to gullible idiots. I watch all his vids.

He's become Villeneuve tier obnoxious

Holy shit, what the fuck is going outside?

I'm having to sleep naked with the windows open because it's 4 billion degrees but outside Zeus is having a serious rave in the distance.

I fucking know. Fucking everything is so fucking warm and sticky because of this fucking heat

why don't you have an ac? I got one installed last year because back then it was the similar heathwave

Try not sleeping but instead drinking the heat away

the trick to dealing with the heat is warm showers and not drying oneself afterwards
t. jungle dweller

It's not so much the heat but the lightning going off constantly.
It's not even raining FFS. But there is constant flashes in the clouds and occasional super loud thunder.
Genuinely could see someone thinking we decided to get nuclear winter to cool things down.

I've found that having a wet t-shirt on is good

>ac
ah yes, that mythical creature

Oh it's storming over there? Wish we could trade. Thunder is comfy

I don't think I've ever experienced power outage since I've been a child. Did they do something to the powerlines or something, but thunderstorms hasnt had any effect in 20 years

Mate he's literally talking about just the lightning outside

Across the entire country. It's keeping most people up and they are going nuts on Twitter. Genuinely never seen a thunderstorm this constant in strength.

Someone crashes onto a transformer often enough here. Maybe once or twice a year we get no power for an hour or 2 from that

Try 10 hours and nobody answer the emergency phone

Finally, Williams is 1 second behind Racing Strulovich instead of 2 seconds

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Secondan

1991

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Did he fuck her?

the spirit of this race still lives in karting form.

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2008

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luv my marta

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She is cute, I want her to be my gf now

Love to Carrie

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>I watch all his vids
How? He have some nice clickbait videos but i really can't watch more than 1 minute because he sound like white ricegum

I don't care who wins as long as Merc lose

Fuck pedos ;)

>We have got to make up for last year, especially myself
t. Vettel
It will be another gay MWL 1-2 anyway so why have hope

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MITÄ

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Wonder how many you know what's have had those lips around them.

gay

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Redemption arc starts this weekend

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I WISH

Do you?

Yes, when she pouts.

What is better way to keep room cool, windows shut + blinds shut or windows open?

is said room in the path of a breeze? if so, window wide open and open any doors and windows to let the breeze rip through house.

Blue bits are doors

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oh and red lines are windows and the green one is my window

open the circled bits and hope a breeze is strong enough to pass through the house

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You didn't answer, what does she wrap her lips around?

What about in the afternoon as Concerned ROom faces south west

Well there we have it, no more of that smut in /f1/.

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I want to tittyfuck Carrie

Big bratwurst if you know what I mean.

What is weather forecast for HOCKERNCHAIM? Is it still like Africa? How do they keep the tarmac from melting? It is already melting here and it is only 27C.

NO

this

i dunno, open various other doors & windows and hope something works?

tyres finna explode

pls export air conditoners

WAGlad needs some hardcore Bible study

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friday 36C
saturday 29C with 50% probability of rain
sunday 26C

Why does this coal burner Poynting has a mint mk4 Supra?
And she plans to modify it :(

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I unfollowed her she did not meet my high standards for instagram followings.

a mate of mine had one of those in high school. the cunt wrapped it around a tree and nearly killed his then gf.

mwl

Begone, heathen. Doesn't even matter it's a shop.

Now this is more like it for me, grid girl who is carries online friend.

Can you imagine how inferior Carrie felt when this girl was grid girling her car at a race?

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2007 is fantastic, get it with Brit commentary if you can.

How are you watching them? Best I could find is a 700GB pack of about 20 seasons but the quality is NOT HD.

business idea, mercedes are banned for life from the sport for various cheating (see conspiracy theorist finn), vettel is forced to retire due to early onset dementia, and Hamilton is banned for life for bringing the sport into disrepute.

Hnnngh

Nice

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bet he owns a blacked cap

Puts my pathetic toy shelf to shame

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There are at least 3 different conspiracy Finns

Not surprised.

Tfw no toy shelf to put out nice modells of race cars

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gimmi

raighcohenen

40 degrees celsius
picking the softest sets

get fucked

L*wis not sure he will make it through the formation lap.

absolutely ridiculous, and yeah, no reason to wear shorts 24/7, bu being cripple is beneficial in todays society so who knows why he does this

GUYS MY TYRE WEAR IS ENORMOUS GUYS WHAT THE HECK

What's the latest forecast, Weatherfrenchbro?

Not sure if it’s jus the light, but you really need to clean the dust off those Ferraris

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I just did, only noticed it on the photo, I think it is quite telling of the current situation at ferrari, DUST.

STILL waiting for someone to refute him.

07 is epic.

It's impossible.

open the windows only during the nights and close during daytime.

Why is this general here and not on Yea Forums?

b-because it's not scripted

Because cars are athletes

youtube.com/watch?v=377aCGXmY9Q

Why are you there and not in the Netherlands?

Why aren't you already tortured and hanged by the ANC?

youtube.com/watch?v=VwgxtB_U0EM

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stop posting clarkson you vapid cunt

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You reckon Spongebob ever penetrated a girl with his nose?

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probably if something like this exists imgur.com/a/OpOSvxW

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luv me 80s
luv me deaths
luv me 1500 hp

ate Prost
ate Senna
ate Twitter

simple as

WHAT IS THE WEATHER IN HOCKENHEIMRING THIS WEEKEND

bis idea: entice drivers and team bosses to swear often on sky f1 broadcasts and watch lazenby squirm

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Reality: It’ll start drizzling a bit right after the podium ceremony ends

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>Aktivitiezeren ze HAARP.

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twitter.com/andybalf/status/1021051871522324483?s=21

can't wait for last year to repeat itself

If it is like that on sunday maybe it's better CHarlie died, it would've finished him off.

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looks like a bagina

Are you boys fuckin’ ready for fifteen non-stop hours of watching an AMG GTR meander about on a damp track to the glorious soundtrack of “Oh, but we’ve still got a lot of puddles on this side of the circuit, Martin. The drainage isn’t as good.” ???
I know I’m ready! Bring it on!

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New thread when?

not yet you pig

>like a bagina
Do you know what a bagina even is?

yeah a hole that gets wet

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That's it, I fixed F1

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Damn, I guess you really know a lot about baginas.

at least the 4 giovinazzis can beat the shit out of the 3 grosjeans

how will failrari fuck up in QP ?
have they already fucked up by choosing lots of red tires?

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>MWL 1-2 qualy
>slight drizzle before the start
>OH NO MARTIN LOOKS LIKE THE RACE WILL START BEHIND A SAFETY CAR
*3 hours later*
>AND LEWIS HAMILTON WINS GERMAN GP BEHIND THE SAFETY CAR TRULY A MAGISTERIAL DRIVE FROM THIS IMPERIOUS MANMOUNTAIN MARTIN

It would still be MWL
The midfield would be kino however

>hot as fuck friday
>wet quali and race
could be ebin

then you didn't fix it
whateve I don't care, I just hate grosjean

They're making another Netflix thing lads. THis time with Ferrari and Merc. Although I'll admit I still haven't seen the first one.
motorsport.com/f1/news/new-netflix-series-ferrari-mercedes/4499956/

>Merc will be in it
D R O P P E D

believe it or not there are more than one french poster on /f1/

>10 episodes of Toto saying zey are ze unterhund
kino

>Merc will be in it
>every episode with them is full of Unterhunding and Toto crying crocodile tears because fans don't like him/his team

believe or not I believe it but I still won't forgive your compatriot for being a murderer

rekt

can't wait for Toto ''the crying'' wolf

Sure hope season 2 of DTS is longer than 10 episodes

I thought the ballet dancer Russian was the murderer?

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Will Lewis mention his ghetto upbringing in Stevenage?

He was looking at the screen sideways.

I hope not. I watch the full season anyway so I get 20+ episodes of F1 drama already. No need to go through all this agony again. Just give me a nice 90 minute recap like the BBC used to do.

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NEVER FORGET LIL CHUB'S SACRIFICE

I miss that lil nigga. F

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based

Will Lewis talk about his Daddy-issues and how hard is becoming a Gayman on public?

Son of Chub was a true patriot

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>50% chance of rain all afternoon on Sunday
>Vettel driving like garbage the last 2 races

Is this the end of Sebastian Vettel?

>Is this the Redemption of Sebastian Vettel?
ftfy

If he bins it then yes, but I suspect at least a podium from him

No no no. He has something else in mind

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>All this garbage people claiming Ocon on FUCKING HAAS
The absolute state of Reddit.

yes he will choke and retire 2019
>alonso will have his revenge in Rarri 2020

where is bye bye vette?????????????

Are you looking forward to Hanoi?

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LOOKS like a you know what

Honoestly it looks like a lot of things but yeah, I do know what

massive moron detected

GUYS THERE'S NOTHING LEFT IN THESE TYRES
>proceeds to set 25 consecutive fastest laps
How far will this man rise? #Stillirise #BestFansInTheWorld #HighFive

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>three (3) big fucklong straights
why

yeah, to the tuktuk support race

tilke decided that straights into hairpins is the ONLY way F1 cars are able to race each other.

Just went out on a supply run lads...no air con = big mistake.
Only the cool, refreshing taste of Rich Energy can save me now

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You can already tell there are gonna be 3, maybe even 4 DRS zones

Did you guys notice m*x's new strat? When he's following someone and trying to overtake them he'll go on the radio and start complaining about something being wrong with his car. In Austria he was following bottas, went on the radio, started complaining about cooling and then overtook bottas, and in silverstone he was following vettel, started complaining about his tyres, didn't overtake but still, the point is he is hoping the other teams are listening in on his radio so that they can relay that info to whatever driver he is chasing in hopes that they'll ease off the throttle

Most assuredly.

>straights into hairpins is the ONLY way F1 cars are able to race each other.
Hmmm....

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well, turn the nordscheleife into a multi-apexed corner and put his name on it and I'd believe it was his.

Guess this is it lads, was a good ride

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New thread?

NEW NEW