/hoc/
i put sports on the tvs at work, does that count?
ice
ice
>bulju is finnish channing tatum
go knights
Gary can you hear me?
Can you feel me near you?
Gary can you see me?
Can I help to cheer you?
thinking about bustpo bustka
>ducks
>playoffs
>making them
went down to the driving range earlier and even the old boomers were recording themselves swinging now. technology has really taken over the game.
Some boomer lady in the hospital called me by mistake and left me a voice mail feel bad for her
It's better to practice without recording because you try to make too many adjustments when you watch yourself instead of getting the natural feel for a good swing. Also, too many balls, you only should use a small bucket because you start to reenforce bad habits when you swing a lot with little success.
hockey
This looks very shooped
DO post >rags
>rags
>rags
sgar
>rags
sƃɐɹ
I don't like the Islanders
we will see that in 2030 when hughes finally manages to get in the NHL
if odd dubs, krappo busts. if even dubs, hughes busts
if trips, they both bust
By 2030 kakko will be working at a rodeo in Bakersfield with Bulju
No such thing as odd dubs since you need two of them
I mean probably
Finns are cool dudes
and somehow he will still manage to put 100+ point seasons. HE IS A BEAST
>2007 was 30 years ago
stfu sam
dead ass fucking thred
:(. I just want to watch sports and does nothing else
haha yeah you're right, found the original
Can you not math
Warning you all in advance I'm going to be having one of *those* weeks and I might hit the vodka tonight
Anyway here's Patrik Laine except he's a frog except he's a bear
just become a neet
For me it's evan williams but every night
Sweden is a blight upon /hoc/.
small dick/cric/
big cock /hoc/
anime
I'm gonna do the ciroc most likely. Taking a beer break since people are getting fucking annoying about cans.
>look, you drank again last night
It's 4 fucking budlights. I skipped supper. I can drink when I want since Im not fat. You can't since you are. Don't fucking neg me
retard
Looks like the average Winnipeg fan
>drinking bud light
Disgusting
I just pick up one of these for $14 when I want vodka, don't like anything too fancy since I drink every fucking day like some kind of drunk
which beer do you like?
Stop lads I'm trying to take a break but all this boozeposting is making me antsy
There is literally nothing wrong with drinking a 30 pack of bud light to yourself
I'd be remiss not to mention philipinos were probably my 3rd favorite minorities during my stay in winnipeg
Rolling rock
looks really fucking tasty! but i am not overly enthused with the trend of making overly hoppy beers
I'd rather drink steel reserve or Icehouse before rolling rock any day
For me, it's a lifelong abstention from alcohol.
Sorry, that's pretty unfortunate
talky isn't even proper english you stupid thot
I'm trying to get as much drinking as I can in before my mom comes back home this weekend.
For me it's cheap beer and expensive whiskey
i never enjoy drinking if it's liquor, what's the point if you have to force it down your throat? i'd rather relax, enjoy 9 beers, and get a nice buzz going
That's what mixed drinks are for, lad
haha this guy can't even drink liquor hahahahah what a pussy
i can, i just don't enjoy it. much prefer beer
what is your opinion of whine?
motherfucking based
but also gin
I only drink Miller Lite tallboys
i use it to cook
FOR ME, ITS BOBS AND BAGANA
Lol this guys never sexed haha
NEVADAWOO~
me too (i give it to my wife and she cooks for me in return)
Gonna go play some vidya
Nothin beats drinking some home made sangria on the front porch after a hot day desu
How to change clothes/shoes in NBA2k19
B-B-BASED
what game
ngl, first part of my week so far, has been shit
here's to hoping tomorrow will be better (for all of us)
I despise every aspect of my life
Are you me
If so I'm sorry
/hoc/ runs Yea Forums
>rags
well hot damn
Shit team
Shit fans
Shit franchise
>rags
Nice
>rags
Based
nice
>rags
Oh Bulju boy, the sands, oil sands, are calling,
From plane to plane, and down the tundra side,
The summer's gone, and all the prospects playing,
It's you, it's you, must go and I must bide.
But come ye back, when someone good gets injured,
Or when we think you might not be a bust,
It's I'll be here, in sunlight or in shadow,
Oh Bulju boy, Oh Bulju boy I love you so.
But when ye come, and playoff hopes are dying,
If they are dead, as dead they well may be,
You'll come and find the place where I am skating,
And fall and miss my perfect pass for thee.
And I will frown, though slow your feet will tumble,
And all our team will wonder why you play,
For you will laugh, and tell me "suomi perkele"
And I shall turn and skate myself away from thee.
t. Draisaitl
thoughts?
Gonna go to a preseason friendly between the Flames and Canucks. What am I in for?
pucks deep
b tier level of hockey. preseason games are usually never that exciting
>22
Even the prospects in Minnesota are old jfl
Makar isn't a prospect anymore
they aren't until they play 10 games in the regular season. postseason doesn't count
>rags
sick post
>rags
swedish players up
finnish players down
He signed an ELC in April
that doesn't mean they're not prospects. you could sign an ELC and never play a game in the chel
the ncaa season ends around mid april and then most prospects sign their elcs
your mom's an ELC
your mum signed my ecl (extreme cock length)
>bouchard
>5
he's such a crappy skater that i somehow doubt he'll make it
thinkin' bout my knights lads
Business idea: screams of woman that just miscarried in her bachelor suite toilet goal horn
BY SIGMAR
bit grim don’t think it will go over
I made some small talk today and it didn't feel forced. I'm pretty proud of myself.
*BY THE LADY*
business idea: honey-flavored kisses
business idea: chocolate flavored semen
I've been taking more drugs lately so my small talk amounts to regaling shenanigans, telling people off, and raising my voice when people ask me literally any question
business idea: anti-gay spray
senpai bringing home mexican
Fucking love Mexican food
I'm going to watch the batcheloret tell all and I dont care what you think.
playing some csgo
Shall be doing the same in about an hour
jelly
This is literally me except I'm a bigger Laine fan
based
And zero talent
For me it's tacos al pastor
You can't be a hockey fan and live south of the mason dixon
You can't be a hockey fan and be gay
You can't be a hockey fan and believe in the holocaust
I'm starting to think posting on /hoc/ might be a waste of time.
fuuuggg let somebody else get gets /hoc/-sama
not if you get paid for your efforts like I do
hmmm but how else will you get digits like that
I've been closing my laptop a couple hours before i go to bed, and it's been nice to get away, if even for a small amount of time.
Everything that isn't listening to Goblin is a waste of time
>starting to
Literally every time i come to Yea Forums to phonepost, /hoc/ is the top post- it was weird at first but now that im getting used to it i am able to reflect on how this really symbolizes that hoc is the best, and that it owns /cric/ /mlb/ /nba/ and the rest
where my BC niggas at
who's going to the LGBQT2S+ pool party ages 12-24 hosted by a mentally ill tranny?
remember - no parents allowed
>reddit the creator
something tells me you're the offspring fan too
I get paid to post here but it's really affecting my quality metrics.
Reddit's too cool for The Offspring 2bh.
I thought they shut this down?
>pregaming in the parking lot and then going in to pick up traps
sounds pretty fun to me
I almost just shit myself at work because I misread a fart.
the tranny does penis inspection to see if you are a boy or girl
>redditspring
>reddit swift
>steely reddit
Tyler pre 2014 is B&R
He's black though.
why is sweden such a gay little retard
welcome on /hoc/island
Oh its that mentally ill man who sperged out and had a bunch of salons shut down because they wouldn’t wax his lady balls.
soon
uhmm excuse me?? i'm here you know
the very same
sorry sometimes I post without thinking
>holding a pool party with an age range of 12-24 and advocating children go topless, specifically without guardians
YIKES
Hi janny :)
I heard ethnic cleansing is legal on /hoc/ island.
fuck, everyone keep cool and talk about hockey. how bout them >rags?
you are forgiven, just don't let it happen again
(hockey)
You have angered the tranny mods
I cant wait for the afterlife when i can manipulate matter and live in this pool party reality for a while
bad news - you're going to burn in the lake of fire in the afterlife
>implying there's an afterlife
That's what we call a power move
czech'd
>71 days
Soon lads
It really isn't that bad, i feel like it was 90 days just yesterday.
>no news day again
All I'm saying is the chinese have a lot of swine farms and not a lot of signature pork dishes. They gotta be doing something
honey garlic pork is pretty bomb, breh
here's a funny video for you
sunny was hot as FUCK in 1997
You said it was funny. you are why I dont trust leafs
the dog eats just like man hahaha :)
got a migraine lads, can we dim the lights a bit in here
*starts blasting nickelback*
>he doesn't know about the tomorrow theme
Never gonna make it
>implying
*takes a sip of water*
*clears throat*
*leans into the mic*
>rags
test
you passed
anyone that doesn't use the tomorrow theme, needs to get the fuck out of my /hoc/ right now.
w00t
Based and Janepilled
booting up dark souls2 again, hmu on psn if you wanna get schooled
Fuck are you gonna do about it
implore you to reconsider
>playing the worst dark souls
What do you guys have planned for tomorrow?
*best
sorry about your shit taste
Consider me implored. But I'm not leaving, as I have nowhere else to go.
Some of you guys are alright. Don’t go to /hoc/ tomorrow if you are from the snowbelt.
but sunbelt has the best guns?
/hoc/ is now a funbelt/bestbelt thread
It controls like hot ass, world design is absolute trash, pvp was okay I guess but that's all it has going for it
>Dark Souls 2
>Good
pick one
.
whaddya think her 5 hole smells like?
bags of sand
pusy
chambers you freak i know you're out there somewhere
My cock
So in my employment class today we were talking about boundaries and my instructor (who was a black man) walked towards me and asked me to tell him when I felt he was encroaching on my personal space. So I had to pretend I felt comfortable having him in the same room, let alone the same continent.
.
Raw Reunion lads
considering smoking a large doink of legal weed lads
did it already start? was considering watching it
GO BACK TO Yea Forums
and stay there
Yeah I got home late and just turned it on from the beginning
(You)
20 minutes ago
would
Work, eat, keep trying to find gf, do some laundry
once again, sorry for your shit taste
who is chambers
*hits pipe*
>girls everywhere with sandals and pedicures
GAAAAAAH MY DICK
canadian rangers fan that used to post with the tripcode "36 chambers"
I feel your pain
Hate when my palms get dry and itchy
where is the good ice hockey simulation game??
something on the level of the soccer sim they use for chancup...
is they any comparison out there??
Don't summon it
haha nice pussy
I’m also still in need of a first line gf for the season
thinking about zambs
god is punishing you for jacking it
woah haha look at him go :)
Fraid you're gonna have to settle for a 4th line grinder
The trick to doing stuff is to not think about it.
thinkin' about the new Fire Emblem that's coming out this week
They do the things you need to win a championship
>y-y-your taste is just shit
Positively grim
I would be willing to give up late night video games and junk food in return for a 1st line gf but nobody is interested so far. I'm not even looking for generational talent but no takers yet I'm afraid
Like suck dick?
Thinking about scouting the euro leagues myself
Some of them yes
>thinking that's gonna get a 1st line gf
you're gonna have to give up a lot of salary and have all the supporting pieces like friends, family, and pets to snag an elite gf
I'm just posting because I know there are people refreshing starved for content.
>want a big booty gf that's into anal
>they're all instathots who just do nothing but ass exercises at the gym everyday
welp
I had a good third line center gf for a while but i had to send her down to the coast to develop
this sounds pretty close to a Binland post
was she a good stick handler?
first, Learn to love yourself...
unless you do, it won't matter what line your potential gf is, you won't be ready
>7th defenseman tier gf
*german suplexes you*
hah, nothing personal kid
Not bad, but no offensive awareness
thanks. what do I do 2nd?
What makes this German
>mindless violence
I prefer Mindful Violence
stretching.. don't want to throw anything out, like a taint or an ankle
one time I had a generational talent gf but she left for another team. haven't been to the playoffs since
>hate myself because I have no one to love
>I have no one to love because I hate myself
Thanks for the fucking advice. I'll just keep passively moving through life finding momentary solace in cheap thots then regretting it in the morning
DAMN
A
M
N
this reunion show is a lot of fun
*gives sam some sweet chin music*
*breaks a box of light tubes on 94379850*
MDK ALL FUCKING DAY
it still sounds like your making progress, even if you're frustrated
>Who says you need another person to love?
>Who tells you what to do with your love?
Work, get haircut, see frens
not sure I don't speak german
>Iran is stupid
>Iran has nuclear weapons
>Iran is religiously fanatic
>Iran is more degenerate than the US
The Zionist snake always speaks out of both sides of his mouth, never telling the truth.
you might want to eat something too... you're lookin a bit thin bud
I could be the biggest Jets fan in Tehran. Hockey is for Persians, maybe I should move there and share it with my people
Kelly Kelly would still absolutely get it
is there even ice in persia? I think they mostly ride carpets for sport
NHL broadcasts in farsi when. I bet Iran would be less pissed off all the time if they caught a game from time to time
/hoc/ is a Christian nation mohammadists GET OUT
bring it in bud
Wrong, the Devils are the official religion of /hoc/
reminder that anyone with a hispanic last name like Rodriguez must be removed from hockey. Savages have no place in the gentleman's sport.
can you use the same player over and over in nhl shootouts, like they did with tj oshie in the olympics?
Greater Persia controlled three continents. Obviously they had ice somewhere in there
only on the fag island
>married to Sheldon Souray
>is there even ice in persia? I think they mostly fly carpets for sport
ftfy
reminder
Would all the faggots trying to talk shit about Arabs kindly fuck off??
>image related
go back to /pol/ and Yea Forums and have a nice day
thinking about pu
Persians aren’t Arab ya pinhead
The Seattle ______
petition to burn /hoc/ island and kill the inhabitants
>xheattle dickgirls
Wouldn't happen in Iran
>persians
>arabs
retard
still, fuck off
"dirty poo dirty poo, nana nana boo boo!"
this. the reddit fag was too busy white knighting to actually care about the facts
I don’t need to be reminded that you’re a faggot
>"adult" conversation
Fuck off
*enters threads*
*braaaaapppsss*
*leaves*
>facts
I don't care WHO you're trying to talk shit about, or why
It's off topic /pol/ BULLSHIT
leave and please lynch yourself
ON TOPIC
bleedinblue.com
thinking about working my dick into a shoot
>rags
business idea: /hoc/ peninsula
what if I never actually want to meet any of you in person??
>Some of you sounds rather unfriendly
Thinking about shooting myself in the dick
Business idea: take all the non-whites and sunbelters and concentrate them in camps so they can’t infect /hoc/
i don't think even a /hoc/ summer camp would be advisable with the current hostile climate
business idea: clone kippers so every /hoc/ poster can have a kippers gf
I have anger issues but I think I'm a decent guy at heart
*dabs on boston*
business idea: /hoc/ winter camp
get a couple cabins, skiing, liquor, maybe a place with a pond
>we will need substantial funds to secure a ski lodge
watching redditkenny desu
katy is so fucking hot omg
business idea: /hoc/ polka band called polka/hoc/tas
sundqvist is such a boss
what are the numbers on St Poois repeating??
>anyone? I don't know where to look that up
Good idea, won't have to worry about sunbelters stinking the joint up
i don't know
I think I've had my fill
Considering *not* getting high tonight and trembling at the thought
>Filled
>with kippers
eww
Good lad, just snuggle with a kitty instead that’s what I’m doing. And watching Raw
>/hoc/ is Yea Forums
very well then
>fucking offseason, you win again
penins lol
Business idea: /hoc/ meetup at the Spike tonight. I'll grab a table and the first order of onion rings
business idea: wrestling on ice
/hoc/ and wrestling go together like Gary and Jewish tricks
don't worry about it. everybody has been caught with their pants down and their cock in their hands before. it's just part of growing up
Business idea: mandramafags kys you're selves
why does it get shit so fast?
Guess my favorite bible book. Hardmode: if you've been following me around, and I know many of you have, you're not allowed to partake.
Do you know how fucking impossible this is. I didn't even do it this evening. But again. I rose from my slumber paranoid and angry
business idea: summon captain planet and usher in the next ice age
I will do neither of those. I'm happy in the dark alone. Maybe I will read
For me, it’s Acts of the Apostles
business idea: assassinate sam
He doesn't deserve such mercy
I like revelation because in it Jesus comes back and he's pissed
Thingken about the university project I slapped together in two hours about how Finns like milk, hockey, and sauna
Where?
who do I make the cheque out to?
No
we need that money for the ski lodge
My leg still hurts
>duke nukem was a character in captain planet
wtf
It’s at the end of the Bible lad
we'll have medical staff at Mount /hoc/ Ski Lodge
You two fucking dweebs wouldn't do dick. I'm loose
Pretty sure my neighbour's wife is cheating on him with a cop. On one hand, I've never even met the guy, but the guy seems like a pretty decent dude with a good paying job. I kind of want to tell him about it, but then again, I don't want to be randomly pulled over by a cruiser, then beaten with a sack of valencia oranges for an hour and a half by a guy with a gun.
gary bettman
there will be no ski lodge
your a dead man, Samuel
>he thinks we respect ski patrol
Keep walking faggots nothing here's you're business
I’ll only be seen by white doctors
In chapter 1 of Revelations it says Jesus comes back with white hair and in white robes and with eyes like flames. It's sort of like when Gandalf comes back to life as Gandalf the White but instead of fighting Sauron it's Jesus fighting the Antichrist and saving the world. It's very bad ass
Your butthole's loose that's for sure
gay marry me and you can come use our shitty free hospitals
business idea: new world order
Which province are you in? Makes all the difference
There will but you aren't invited
You fucking whore, you said you loved me
great idea, comrade
try and stop me from entering
Mount Chad > virgin anime island
We have guns at the lodge lad
I sourced it for you dingus, "revelations"
not under the new world order you won't
Are you telling me the Bible plagiarized Tolkein? Christians are fucking hacks
>forgot to eat all day again
I wish I was watching my mark wahlberg movies
*shoots you*
...manitoba...
I heard you...
Please stop yelling at me..
THE WHOLE FUCKING SHOW
does the cruiser show up after he goes to work or some shit?
MADAM
I AM GOING TO HAVE TO ASK YOU TO CALM DOWN
I WILL CALL THE LOCAL SECURITY PATROL IF YOU DO NOT COMPLY, MAAM
hard pass
Could be worse but barely
>putting in notice during reviews
Cheeky move. Y/N?
GOAT ALERT
WOOOOOOOOOOOOO
will their be hunting at the ski lodge??
THE YELLING WILL STOP WHEN YOUR FOOLISHNESS ENDS
the ski lodge is on /hoc/ island retards
Yes
No it isn’t you absolute fag
It's always /cric/ season
Yes
>for split tail
hoc islanders aren't invited to hoc mountain
hoc islanders will be shot on site on hoc mountain
I fucking hate being poor
>mad that you weren't there for the creation of /hoc/ island
Reminder that there's no ice rink at r/hockey mountain
/hoc/ ranch. Only rules are you have to drink cough syrup and listen to RiFF RaFF and not be gay
me too mate
i need to get a job
There is a pond next to the lodge
battle for hoc mountain
the hoc ski lodge is in the hoc mountain territory and any hoc islanders found on the premises will be shot on site
smokin up
pourin out
Skiiers gb2 /hoc/ island. No faggots allowed on the mountain. Board gang
The /hoc/ ski lodge resort is on /hoc/ island, and so is the pond.
They wouldn't last in the cold
we have laser skates and shoot quantum pucks on the holographic cyber-rink on hoc mountain
>/hoc/ mountains location is kept secret for security reasons
>travel to outside locations is heavily monitored
>every one wears a security badge with secure numbers
>guards are camouflaged all over the highway to /hoc/ mountain
>YOU WILL BE SHOT ON SITE TRAVEL TO THE MOUNTAIN WITH OUT SECURE ORDERS
>implying /hoc/ island isn't near the arctic circle
absolute morons
Sounds like some Sunbelt bullshit
this tree needs to go up asap lads, where is the ski lodge?
>he thinks islands don't exist north of the mason-dixon line
grim
Ted DiBiase could fund the ski lodge
You need secure numbers
Call the Central Desk if you have secure numbers
Island = reddit
Mountain = 4channel
Forcing out a dump so I can skate my hardest later
>jehovah's witness showing up at my door at 7pm on a monday night
why the fuck isn't hockey on yet?
/hoc/ mountains plumbing runs into reddit island.
skiis are legit. especially in the park. I love tearing it up freestyle in the bone yard with the boys
>live on a island
>hurricane wipes out the infrastructure and you die
patience, child...
You can check these secure numbers
devil scaring away jehovas
BEGONE
just open the door while smoking a doobie.
doesn't look to secure to me, lad
>our ratings are declining
>why don't we send even MORE boomers out
Bring back chair shots and make the young girls show their tits. Where's my billion dollars Unkie Vince?
simply dreadful
>live on a mountain
>Sam rips one that causes an avalanche and you die
*gives smallpox blankets to hoc islanders*
heh -- nothing personal kids
Based
>sam would be allowed on the mountain
No chance you island scum.
Reminder that dubs airlines will not be making trips to r/hockey mountain
yup. Sometimes he parks outside the house late at night, and she comes out and hops in the passenger's side for about 20 minutes. A couple of other times both the guy and his wife left the house early around 6 am (in their own vehicles), then she came back about 15 minutes later. Five minutes after that the cop pulled up and walked in the house.
Moral of the story? Never marry a bartender. There's always desperate guys at the bar willing to give her whatever attention she wants.
business idea: hoc planet on pluto
Sam needs medical care before he's allowed to travel anywhere
Some chug told me once that Hitler asked canada how they killed all the indians because he wanted to get the jews just as efficiently and I still laugh about that years later
>implying you could stop him
Silly hillbilly
Ovechkin just keeps on scoring and scoring and Christmas is for shopping and shopping god is everything
I can go wherever and do whatever I want. I have diplomatic immunity. I'm rightful heir to King of Iran
You still need you r shots, fucker
The islanders are sunbelt and therefore hill billys
started watching monday night raw out of sheer boredom just now. how do you guys watch this bullshit unironically?
No just ironically
I don't
>ironically
By not having a father figure growing up
I can't speak on my vaccination records. Disclosing my vaccination history would be detrimental to my public perception
based
>islands don't exist north of the mason-dixon line
Guess nobody on r/hockey mountain knows geography
some of the throws and finishing moves are pretty brutal, even if the fights are fake
>r/hockey mountain
>not hillbillies
Sunbelt can be a state of mind you mongrel
We won't even issue you a travel visa without one
forget about tickets, let alone Secure Numbers and travel orders
>it's a system, Sam.. we won't let you operate outside it
>muh geometry
>n-n-no, you're r-reddit
Nice knowing things you fucking dork
if you think about it, everywhere is kind of like an island in some ways
All these redditors are mad they wont be allowed on the mountain
>geometry
what did he mean by this?
the absolute state of r/hockey mountain
the entire northern part of leaf land is made up of islands
hillbillies are welcome on the mountain. especially if they bring ancient moonshine knowledge to keep us all drunk
>knowing things is Reddit
Yep, Sam will fit right in with the hillbillies of r/hockey mountain
*spits down at the poor island people*
/hoc/ mountain is a place where dreams come true
Let em boil
Based
I distill, make wine and brew..
I'll have a talk with the lodge chef and ask about brewing supplies
>the wind blows it back in the hillbillie's face
>make Sam fill out a bunch of paperwork, get vaccines and physical, require security deposit, and bring a virginal woman for breeding
>send him the coordinates
>leads to a barren mountain with no easy access up or down
>Sam gets stuck on the mountain and dies
>we play pond hockey in /hoc/ valley just over the next mountain with all the equipment we bought from his deposit
Business idea: /hoc/ mountain merch that promotes and celebrates the Pro-Ana community and a return of the Median empire.
what about the virginal woman?
I hate when island trash (you)s me, makes me feel dirty.
Gonna fuck around and become anorexic to #own /hoc/ (gay(love)) island
business idea: an island ran by /hoc/
eat a steak
she "gets to ride the Skilift up the mountain" but is instead escorted by /hoc/ agents to the game
look I found /hoc/ island :D
you may be on to something
unironically the gayest reddit fanfiction i've ever read
business idea: /hoc/ mountain vs /hoc/ island in a bo7 series for the benis cup
I feel like just fucking screaming at all of you. Wringing you like guinea pigs
Have a sex
Kek
easy sweep for chad /hoc/ island over incel r/ hockey mountain
In a tumultuous series of events, my entire body is covered in Vaseline. I have no reason to lie to you all about this. But I am. It's only my hands and face.
the only thing /hoc/ mountaineers mount are other men
I heard the official sport of r/hockey mountain is actually not ice hockey but is in fact cricket
ok...
no this is news
Sounds like you're projecting your own anger and unhappiness onto others
>in my professional opinion
I fucking hate these island faggots. If I was giving you a ride to your fucking homo boat I'd drive head on into a timber truck and take out both of us for the greater good
You should apply for a counselors position at the hoc mountain medical center
We could use a guy with a good head on his should ers
seething hill billy
>r/hockey mountain is covered in /cric/roaches
Grim Adventures of Sam and Randy
/hoc/ mountain takes no offense from the incessant yammering of you lesser beings. A lion doesn't concern himself with the opinions of sheep.
it's summer
tourist season, they go away when the season starts
you sound pretty upset to me
>Grim Adventures of Sam and Randy
a man who must state that he's a lion is no true lion
don't quote scripture at me you dumb faggot, I'll take your ear off
requesting someone shop a little flames logo on ladybird's hat
we need to settle the score between island and mountain in the next thread
you're right. I'm no lion. I'm a mountain lion.
>mfw
why not expand the empire and have both?
fun fact: /hoc/ mountain is located on /hoc/ island
Hillbillies only formed r/hockey mountain because they either weren't here for the formation of /hoc/ island or didn't get any dubs
Also /hoc/ island doesn't want to get their /cric/roaches
If you think I'll ever accept those mountain faggots in MY /hoc/ empire you're dead wrong
which one is mountain and which is island?
an island is just a mountain that is higher than sea level
Gentlemen,
Are you numbers.... secure?
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I was here for it, I just thought it was gay so I defected.
i see
no early thread plz
This
getting it ready, cuck?
Don't start the next one yet. I have 6 sets left
stay united boys. those poos from /cric/ may look for any divisions in the group and attack either the island and/or the mountain
Who are you quoting
new
>500
Shakespeare, i think
Open your eyes, fool. They created the mountain, it's already infiltrated
Nope
you'll use my thread and you'll like it bitch
Based