Only the GOAT would do something like this
Only the GOAT would do something like this
Dylan Adams
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Gavin Peterson
You just know
Jeremiah Campbell
>Hover hand
Elijah Barnes
nice hoverhand, virgin
Ian Sanders
>messi's shorts
Kayden Sanders
his lucky ones since he was 12
Aiden Moore
>When asked if he wanted to join Messi at his hotel later that evening, the boy declined
Gabriel Russell
>Kid isn't smiling
He'd rather it was TSUUUU
Tyler Carter
What kind of retard wears their shorts like that.
Andrew Kelly
Do you think he regrets his tattoos
Wyatt Hernandez
Based.
Also you can see the pale British kid being sunburnt while Argentinian (black) isn't because he's not white.
Brayden Reyes
>that sunburn
Ah yes the British way
Blake Wilson
it's called wanting to get a tan
It's a fact known by footballers here, never touch a person you don't know. If they ask a picture take it but don't touch them, you never know if they turn to be a killer or a scammer, so you don't want to have a picture touching them
When a criminal is on the news and they have a picture with a famous person, they'll show it
Ayden Allen
a guy that wears shorts for a living so he doesn't look like a moron with a farmers tan
Ryan Campbell
>you never know if they turn to be a killer or a scammer,
idk, they're still smiling in the photos, that also counts
Caleb Taylor
>hoverhand
>that absolutely shit leg tattoo
every fucking time
Christopher Ramirez
>tfw 90% english, 10% Scottish/welsh/Irish
>don’t sunburn
Xavier Myers
I see Messis gangrene leg still hasn't healed
Jace Flores
Oh no
Thomas Adams
you don't sunburn in england, you'd die in the caribbean without sun protector
Adam Flores
>messi’s dad invited him
>”dad please go ask that boy to play with me”
L M A O
William Anderson
all was well until they took a hotel room and messi saw the kid wearing original signed cr7 boys underwear
Aiden Bell
>The virgin Hoverhand vs the Chad Boys underwear competition
Jace Gomez
why's he wearing his teen sisters pyjama shorts?
Leo Roberts
I don’t sunburn in Spain or Greece either
Justin White
Is messi a virgin?
Ryan Smith
kek
Bentley Turner
t. abhishek patel
Xavier Young
what on earth are you blabbering about mate?
Joseph King
>spain is the same as the caribbean
Samuel Hughes
“No”
Ian Powell
Based
Anthony Ross
Nice diaper lionlel
Kevin Davis
So Messi is into 11 yo boys? Really makes you think
Isaiah Lopez
Apparently his wife had to act as a translator between them, which is pretty qt desu.
William Taylor
that doesnt make sense
Brody Scott
Looks like a diaper
Austin Brown
>going in vacation with your dad at 40 yo
Jose Moore
Real northwest europeans can tan because our genes allow us to thrive everywherr, sorry you got the short end of the white stick pjott
Dylan Hill
he doesn't want to get sued. all it takes is someone to say some bullshit and then have a pic of them even touching a shoulder could screw you over with these kangaroo courts
Michael Allen
>not taking your dad on vacation with his grandkids
If I had money...or kids.. I would. But for now, Sorry dad too bad
Josiah Nguyen
>11 year old kid
not a bad training for the leliga tßh
Aiden Miller
Or a tiny skirt
Matthew Long
Sorry mate, but I'd go with Antonella alone to a tropical, virgin island and fuck her all day long. Grandpa can stay in Buenos Aires taking care of the children.
Andrew Ross
Based
Carter Gomez
Nice job Messi. You just know if it was Ronaldo he'd have pushed the lad over, kicked sand in his face and spat on him before walking away, cupping himself.
Adam James
based Bluray buyer
Leo Collins
kek
Parker Gonzalez
>r/soccer
David Lopez
>never touch a person
What a coward. He should learn from the chads. They even offered blowjob at the end to the little fella.
Kevin Robinson
*
Colton Garcia
TSSUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!
How anyone can call that beta Manlet the “GOAT” is beyond me
Must be Manlet cope
Dominic Rogers
Meanwhile..
>you just KNOW
Elijah Miller
What kind of Brit says 'diaper'?
Let's get him dudes! I mean, lads!
Isaac Ortiz
i wish i was a soccer player so i could hold hands with qt cunny
Jack Flores
>When a criminal is on the news and they have a picture with a famous person, they'll show it
is that a phenomenon?
Parker Myers
Hey if i was famous i wouldnt even put my hand over anyones shoulder, specially kids, Just smile standing next to the fan, you never know when you can get me tooed/pedo accused
Owen Nelson
Messi HATES kids. In the WC he ignored a fat mongoloid kid.
That kid now is a Cristiano fanboy.
Christopher Baker
Easton Ramirez
Better than your meme league. Your top team consists of rejects and retirees. Casilles got a fucking heart attack lmao