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HTFC edition.

>Chinese Super League club Beijing Guoan are keen on signing Real Madrid forward Gareth Bale. They want to make the 30-year-old the highest-paid player in Chinese football history. (Telegraph)

The deal Beijing Guoan have offered Wales international Bale is worth a tax free £1m a week. (Sun)

>Paris St-Germain have discussed a potential swap deal for Bale involving their Brazil forward Neymar, 27. (Independent)

Manchester United, who have previously been strongly linked with a move for former Tottenham winger Bale, do not intend to sign him. (Manchester Evening News)

>'It would be best for everyone' - Bale on verge of Real exit
United have finally agreed terms on signing Leicester City and England defender Harry Maguire. The 26-year-old will arrive at Old Trafford in an £80m deal. (Bleacher Report)

>Manchester City are still interested in signing Maguire but they would need to offload Argentina defender Nicolas Otamendi, 31, and 28-year-old France centre-back Eliaquim Mangala to fund the transfer. (Mirror)

Inter Milan's Argentina striker Mauro Icardi, 26, has rejected a proposed swap deal with 30-year-old Arsenal and Gabon forward Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang. (Calcio Mercato, via Sport Mediaset)

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>The deal Beijing Guoan have offered Wales international Bale is worth a tax free £1m a week. (Sun)

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>52m a year to live in China
Would you take this deal lads?

just had sex, ama

also neymar to barça this friday

Yes. How much does he earn a year in Madrid though. If it was £45m I would stay in Madrid.

He earns about 20m

on a scale of 3 to 7, how many trophies will the mighty reds win next season?

>Tax free
>Communist state
Asking for trouble

WHo's the first team player to Liverpool lads?
For me it's qt.

With a man or a woman?
Anal or other?
Did both of you cum?
Do you smoke?

They need to sign 11 first team players because they will all be burned out by January

I'm pretty sure it means "1m after taxes" which is 2m

can i do 3 months @ 13m then come home?

In that case I would go to China. Any idea how long the contract is. If I was Bale I would say 2 with an option to extend 1.

what would you do with 1m a week lads

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Live an upper middle class life and save the rest for the new generations. Teach my kids to live upper mid too

1 the club World Cup

Lots of fun stuff
If you need ask you’ll never know. If you know you need only ask.

Put it in the bank la

>upper middle class
>Italy

Doubt.

buy some chink hoes

7, but none of them will be the PL

female prostitute.
both.
want to say both, but unclear as she's a professional so faking isn't off the table.
i smoke after sex, but only these.

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>7, but none of them will be the PL
what will the 7th be? the much-coveted net spend trophy perhaps?

What quality of prostitute was she? How much did your experience cost?

In the uk I would use the following
Low £

Not after next week.

Currently they are winning it. Although Chelsea are showing signs of life

Buy tons of furry porn and fursuits

why is sex so expensive

Will arsenal actually sign anyone?

Valuable.

High end escort, 21yo,1,65m, about 400BRL for an hour, which is less than 100£

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Why though?

Sounds pretty cheap to me. Pics?

I’m asking for pics because this picture was posted recently so I know it wasn’t this girl. Also you can post a hookers face without caring.

i was the one who posted that picture last thread. why would i take pics of a hooker

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To prove to me that you’re not lying.

nice

Who's going to spend the big moneys?

Lads. What’s your after dinner drink of choice?

Personally I like Calvados

Liverpool are just about to spend 20 mill, net spend trophy SHAN'T be happening.

Yes, but i’d also require unlimited fresh air from the forests of Ural piped into my apartment.

>signed ndombele
>will sign lo celso
>will sign sessegnon
>will gazump arsenal last second for tierney

who can stop them?

Another internet poll. Another Liverpool overload

Why are they so desperate to win the premier league.

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eriksen and alderweireld fucking off

Lo Celso hinges on Eriksen leaving.

If Barca sell QT they should get Eriksen. He is a better fit for them

Would rather win the WC tbqh
t. liverpool fan content with CLs

water

believe what you will my dude
wanted to get this virginity stuff over with, might as well go all out

>tfw your NT will never win another one

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Play Fabiniho and you might!

I believe the CCP creates tax exemptions for certain foreigners in certain key industries. One of the benefits of a single party system is you can do whatever the fuck you want while in the West one party always has to oppose what the other party is doing no matter how irrelevant it is.
Like in the US AOC or someone would say “Wahhhhh the Republicans just wanna give tax cuts to millionaires and this hurts black people and LGBT” if they tried to give Ronaldo or Messi a tax exempt salary to join the MLS.

>ngubu meme
>spanish twink
>fulham player
they already lost saliba, were 1 penalty miss from losing out of the CL for the next season. Remember how they spent the bale money?

It’s free if you can avoid getting caught

A brazilian hiring a prostitute seems pretty believable to me.

>doubt

Seven times this year la

>tfw got meme'd into buying a Oneplus

This phone is garbage lads

A Brazilian hiring a high end one does not tho.

Yeah ok bro. But what we’re talking about it Liverpool’s burning desire to win a PL but being unable. Do you think they will ever find peace in 0?

Cocaine.

Probably not, but I've always wanted to see England win ever since I was a little boy watching Owen.

I also want to see England win. One day it’ll happen. I just hope I am alive.

Is it worth it?

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seething

I like a port in the winter

Show face. And price list.

Sounds like a surefire way to lose your kidneys

I shit a ton of blood today, feeling super tired

See the doctor sweety.

This.

>Back tattoos

Std for sure

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I did, says its might be an infection but I have to shit into a bag to find out

He has a computer, Internet connection and can speak English, I'm pretty sure he's upper class in Brazils standards

a few cans of stella

40% of fans are plastics from Uganda

Or he stole a phone and is sitting outside somewhere with a WiFi connection.

Opened BBC sport and I'm shocked t find out that yet another Pogba HYS is approaching 1k commments

Lol remember when Eriksen said he was going to league spuds. Funny that

Why are Liverpool fans so angry? They just won the CL for goodness sake.

i'll league ur mum u cunt

This

Only drink to get the pint cans of at my nearest shop

I'm a poorfag by México standards and I post here tbf

Liverpool fans saying Everton and United lost to city on purpose.

Imagine being this upset about not winning the league.

I wonder if they'll open another man united HYS tomorrow and if the same people will complain

Where in Mexico. I’m visiting later this month for work.

thanks for letting me know

You gotta wait until the mid version refresh, I'm waiting to get the 7T pro later this year. Should be good

they've won that before, but they've never lifted the PL trophy

>Being upset that the biggest club in England has more articles written about them than other clubs.

Surely you'd be dying crossing the border if you were an actual poorfag

Their CL trophy doesn't count because they weren't champions the season before.

It's an endless loop of then giving BBC clicks complaining about BBC making more articles about the team that gets the most clicks. Truly a testiment to our education system

Norf Mexico City

>he uses a chinkphone
It's like you don't even want to have sex

Hold your horses there friend. Are you telling me that the mighty Liverpool of the Kop and Champions league have never won a single premier league title? That surely cannot be for I know for a fact that small clubs like Leicester, Blackburn and Arsenal have won that. Furthermore, I was led to believe they have a “great” rivalry with Manchester United. How can there be a rivalry between a team with 13 premier league titles and a team with 0. With the above in mind I simply refuse to accept your contention that Liverpool have won 0 premier league titles.

Nice meme. Mexican immigration to the US is at its lowest in decades. But sure, I'm not that poor.

is that middle class have maids thing true?

Aren't most of the border hoppers lower central Americans anyway?

Let me just double check.

>earn a shit ton of money
>you can only spend it in china
nah

Yes, more of a upper-middle class thing tbf

Nowadays, yes

I lived in CDMX for 18 months from 2008. Was living just round the corner from Sevilla station. Was there with work. Had a nice time.

That's cool. That was one of the areas affected by the earthquake in 2017 sadly ;_;

I can confirm Liverpool have a grand total of 0 premier league titles.
Should have known when your dubs confirmed.

Yeah some of my buddies sent me some pics.

>fekir
benis

Tell me about your dream taco Alejandro.

For me it’s steak nacho cheese pickled jalapeno coriander.

Benis could unironically finish above Sevilla this season.

Middle class life but doing everything and anything I want under the sun. Outside the home id look like an average dude, inside I’m the fookin pope

Betis is bigger than Liverpool tbf. At least they have a league title to their name.

For me, it's al pastor

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Thanks for providing your opinion.

What would these people consider "intellectual conversation"?

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all phones are made in chinkland though

Cant wait to see Eriksen get BLACKED by Ndombele

Why would he be the one getting BLACKED? surely it will be their opponents.

>He doesn't know

You just go over to Hong Kong every weekend. Speak English and fantastical shopping.

Damn. I wish I did : (

Ribena

You been reading the news? Hong Kong is offically cancelled

Based Milner.

Lads. Shall I order Indian, Mexican or Nando’s for dinner?

Support your local chippy

What is based about Milner? Utility player who was discarded by the leading team in the league.

Are English chippy's run by the Chinese like the Dutch ones are starting to do?

Just wanted to complete his trophy collection since city will never ever win the CL.

Better than living in englel for free lmao

One close to me has been owned by Greeks forever, they handed it to another Greek family eventually.

Had fish for lunch if you know what I mean ;)

No, but you will often get Chinese places that also do fish and chips

Not really. I do have a local chippy run by chinese people called chinky's chips. they microwave nearly half of their food.

There’s one around the corner from me and it’s run by Italians

-------Moura--------Kane-----------Son--------
Eriksen-----Alli-------Lo Celso---------Ndombele
---Vertonghen----Sanchez----Alderweireld--
-----------------------Lloris-----------------------------
*beats you 10-9*

‘No’

Was it fresh?

that would unironically be the score against liverpoo if they also played two offensive minded midfielders in place of arnold and robertson

Yes. If you know what I mean ;)

Eriksen is leaving an LOCELSO is replacing him

Liverpool would score much less without those fullbacks.

Hiring hookers in third world countries would look pretty cheap if you compare the local prices to strong currencies like USD or Sterling pounds.

Based, I love fresh sushi

Dude that’s American cuisine

Right

don't like fish me

>Liverpool never win the league
>City never win the CL
I guess it’s true that United and Chelsea are the only big clubs in England.

Doubt they're into niggers that murder their siblings

No way they'd score 10.

American cuisine is taking things and frying them in vegetable oil. #Gottagetfat

>Chelsea
>Big

1 is owned by an Indian (shoutouts to raj)
2 are owned by English

>trusting banks
Lmao

What do you mean mid-version refresh? I got a Oneplus 6 and the battery life is wank. You use the phone for 30 minutes and you lose 10%

Oneplus 6, mid-version refresh is the 6t
Oneplus 7, mid-version refresh is the 7t

Huawei/Honor is where it's at

i choose an iphone and having sex

>liverpool having terrible preseason with VVD leaking goals at every chance
Ruh roh

I might get an s8+ just for better battery life. I had an S9 but it got knicked

>caring about preseason
fuck off ABL nonce.

i miss having a chippy
t.brexpat

Lol, l*verpool btfo'd

>user FC officially sees gf leave on a free transfer
>user FC’s search for a new gf complicated by limited funding due to recent apartment upgrades

Worried I may be relegated to dating ugly girls bros. Tinder’s been a disaster cause horoscopes sayin’ bad shit so the market is frozen

>agitated Liverpool fans denying the truth
Ruh roh

Are you talking about eating the vagina of a woman?

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>rich person buys their way out of a rape trial
seen this one before

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Can user FC maybe turn their focus towards the Ligue A(sian) in search for a new gf?

Can tell you’re a scouser

-------------Joelinton---------------
Almirion -----Hayden------Longstaff----Debenhams
Game----Lejeune---Schar---Lascelles---Yedlin
Dubravka


Who can stop us (from being relegated)?

because i have a clear sense of right and wrong?

thoughts on me accepting youtube's changes to their terms of service?

You’re bitterness towards the rich oozes through you and typically scousers are poor and bitter

reckon if i won the lottery/got a chinese football contract, i'd become a storm chaser
that seems like so much fun (although it's actually probably terrifically boring a lot of the time)

i'm not bitter towards rich people
i'm enraged by rich rapists who think they're above the law

Rafa.

;_;

Had a few Asian memes before and has scouted multiple Asians including multiple creative Left Wingers

You just know.

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i would LOVE to have a cheeky pint with mel

>liverpoo
Poetry

The Masked man?

It's the Golf British Open, final tee off for Tiger Woods. He puts it in a hole in one to win it, he goes all the way he does.

Tiger throws down his signature cap and jumps on it, much like Super Mario would. And then, the darnest thing, he takes off his shirt, his pants, his shoes, he strips buck naked. Horrified, overweight security guards try to catch the slippery naked man, but he evades them.

Suddenly, he stops. He burst into a sprint and does a little half pirouette on top of an active sprinkler - TSUUUUUUUUU! And it is now we start to piece the puzzle together.

It was Ronaldo in black face all along! The paint tints the green, and he casually walks over to a bystander dressed as an old Welsh lady, pulling a business card from in between his toned butt cheeks.

"Agent Ronaldo" - he whispers - before hugging the apparent old lady. The wig falls off to reveal it was in fact a balding Welsh man by the name of Gareth Bale.

Cut to an Antoine Griezmann furiously scribbling on a piece of paper. Black face? Is okay, no? in bold and underlined. Then he flips through his notebook to make out an old timey animation of a stick-man doing a Fortnite dance. Scene.

On behalf of all relegation fodder shitters

We thank you for your sacrifice

>couldn't prove he's a rapist
>REEE HE'S RICH HE'S DEFFO A RAPIST!
In the western world it's innocent until proven guilty you dirty bin dipping scouse faggot

Don’t talk to me. Cab you put a trip on so I can filter you?

Fuck no. Anything more than like 2mil a year and I would have constant panic attacks thinking about how many good people struggle paycheck to paycheck trying to feed their family, while I make more than I could ever need by kicking about a football

That's not really news is it. It's an open secret that she does ANYTHING to get anything scoopworthy

Jordan Ligma to West Ham for 9m

Good deal to be fair, he’ll stay with the u23 team I think

Bro it was an analogy bro, I was talking about sashimi, you sick minded individual

Unfortunate last name. Many a faggot have succumbed to Ligma

he has a cute smile

Big transfer news lads. I hear Fuglsang is moving to Spain next year

>Arsenal's 33-year-old French defender Laurent Koscielny has agreed to join Rennes. (RMC Sport)

The Gunners are set to beat Tottenham to the signing of Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos. The 22-year-old Spain international would join on loan. (Mirror)

>Liverpool's English midfielder James Milner, 33, says he is unsure about his long-term future at the club even though he wants to extend his stay. (Liverpool Echo)

The Reds are considering joining Barcelona in trying to sign Augsburg left-back Philipp Max, with the German valued at £18m. (Express)

>Bayern Munich have emerged as surprise candidates to sign Crystal Palace's Ivory Coast winger Wilfried Zaha, 26, after failing to sign Manchester City's Leroy Sane and Real Madrid's Bale. (90min)

Bayern offered 27-year-old Austria defender David Alaba as part of a deal to sign Germany winger Sane, 23, from City, who rejected the offer. (Mirror)

>Everton striker Ademola Lookman will have a medical with RB Leipzig in the next 48 hours before the 21-year-old England Under-21 forward makes a £22.5m move to the German club. (Mail)

Crystal Palace have had a £20m bid for English defender Reece James rejected by Chelsea. The 19-year-old spent last season on loan at Wigan. (Star)

>Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and West Ham are all interested in signing Dynamo Kiev's 20-year-old Ukraine international Mykola Shaparenko. (Caught Offside)

Real Madrid have rejected six offers for 23-year-old Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, who has been linked with a move to Liverpool. (Cadena SAR, via Football Espana)

>Burnley made an £11m bid for Barcelona's 20-year-old Spanish winger Marc Cucurella before he decided to move to Getafe on a season-long loan. (Marca)

Manchester United and England Under-21 keeper Dean Henderson's move to Sheffield United on loan is in doubt because Blades boss Chris Wilder is considering alternatives to the 22-year-old. (Sun)

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>22 July
>English Football League
Charlie Adam [Unattached -Reading]
Dillon Barnes [Colchester - QPR] Undisclosed
Eddie Clarke [Fleetwood - Macclesfield] Loan
Jacob Gardiner-Smith [Unattached - Wycombe]
Jack Grimmer [Unattached - Wycombe]
Fraser Horsfall [Kidderminster - Macclesfield] Free
Daniel Iversen [Leicester City - Rotherham] Loan
Marvin Kokos [Gazelec Ajaccio - Oldham] Free
Giles Phillips [QPR - Wycombe] Loan

>Scottish Premiership
Daniel Candeias [Rangers - Genclerbirligi] Undisclosed

>International
Ethan Ampadu [Chelsea - RB Leipzig] Loan

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>From Barca to Burnley

Is this essentially Adama Traore 2.0?

Movistar love GC failures

I’ll not your bro. Despite your filthy catholic mother birthing over 15 children

But he’s gay surely? Why else would he have the hair and beard like that?

>Daniel Candeias [Rangers - Genclerbirligi] Undisclosed
OH HERE WE GOOOOOOOOO
10 IN A ROOOOOOOOOOOOW

No one cares about your non league

>replying to Shitizen
Grim.

>Arsenal's 33-year-old French defender Laurent Koscielny has agreed to join Rennes. (RMC Sport)
The Gunners are set to beat Tottenham to the signing of Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos. The 22-year-old Spain international would join on loan. (Mirror)
>Liverpool's English midfielder James Milner, 33, says he is unsure about his long-term future at the club even though he wants to extend his stay. (Liverpool Echo)
The Reds are considering joining Barcelona in trying to sign Augsburg left-back Philipp Max, with the German valued at £18m. (Express)
>Bayern Munich have emerged as surprise candidates to sign Crystal Palace's Ivory Coast winger Wilfried Zaha, 26, after failing to sign Manchester City's Leroy Sane and Real Madrid's Bale. (90min)
Bayern offered 27-year-old Austria defender David Alaba as part of a deal to sign Germany winger Sane, 23, from City, who rejected the offer. (Mirror)
>Everton striker Ademola Lookman will have a medical with RB Leipzig in the next 48 hours before the 21-year-old England Under-21 forward makes a £22.5m move to the German club. (Mail)
Crystal Palace have had a £20m bid for English defender Reece James rejected by Chelsea. The 19-year-old spent last season on loan at Wigan. (Star)
>Arsenal, Chelsea, Manchester United and West Ham are all interested in signing Dynamo Kiev's 20-year-old Ukraine international Mykola Shaparenko. (Caught Offside)
Real Madrid have rejected six offers for 23-year-old Spain midfielder Marco Asensio, who has been linked with a move to Liverpool. (Cadena SAR, via Football Espana)
>Burnley made an £11m bid for Barcelona's 20-year-old Spanish winger Marc Cucurella before he decided to move to Getafe on a season-long loan. (Marca)
Manchester United and England Under-21 keeper Dean Henderson's move to Sheffield United on loan is in doubt because Blades boss Chris Wilder is considering alternatives to the 22-year-old. (Sun)

Fixed

Jokes on you, I'm not catholic

looks shit

Then why does news about it get posted here all the time?

Slow news days

do you reckon we'll find life on mars?

Celtic would be forever championship like Leeds and Derby if they ever got moved to the English leagues

Yeah of course not Paddy

Now I think about it he does look massively gay. How have I not spotted this before now.

You probably just put it in the wrong DVD case, user

No one wants to travel to scotland

Watching some tribe shit on channel 4, the girl seem to admire their lifestyle. Women are absolutely mental

>implying they wouldn’t improve their squad with the championship money

looks shit, can't read that, it's merging into one, there's no gap, fuck off

Wtf are you talking about? Teams travel to Newcastle in the premier league all the time

Not intelligent life, no. Past life? Possibly. Bacterial life? Sure. If you want to have a high (like, 1% chance is high in this regard) chance of finding life, fund trips to Europa and the other moons in the solar system with liquid water. Chances are we'll find something there of some sort. But there is a reason it isn't happening; don't want the freak out from it happening. If you confirm other life, any other life, somewhere not on Earth, it blows people's minds and religions reeee.

do you lads think there's anything after this life? or a parallel world where liverpool won a PL?

no, this is it

Why don't we just nuke other planets moons?

Cringe.

BREAKING: AC Milan have confirmed the signing of Tiémoué Bakayoko from Chelsea for €6million

>€6million

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>€6million
wasn't he p much their best player

>Manchester United and England Under-21 keeper Dean Henderson's move to Sheffield United on loan is in doubt because Blades boss Chris Wilder is considering alternatives to the 22-year-old. (Sun)
These are emergency backup options to Henderson. He's first choice every time. Probably a nudge to Man United to hurry the fuck up if they want him to get a full Premier League season.

>Bakayoko
>wasn't he p much their best player
???????????????????????

The whole team was elevate by some excellent players.

Stop believing anything people post here. I can excuse the French retard, he's always retarded, but not the anime nonce.

Fuck off you miserable wanker

No. I won't stop until this thread is made better. First the rearrangement of the rumours and now this. Stop believing shitposts.

Where will these players go?

>Rebic
>Eriksen
>Sane
>Bale
>Le gucci headband man
>James
>Ziyech
>Bergwijn
>Olmo

Staying
Staying
Staying
China
Whomst'd
A. Madrid
Not a clue
Milan
Inter could use someone like him, but not sure if they can afford him

>Not knowing based Saint-Maximeme

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Staying
Staying
Staying
China
Newcastle
Atletico Madrid
Bayern
Seville or maybe Spurs
United

Parma
City
Buyern
China
Armani
West Ham
Plumb my toilet
FERYONOD
FC GHANA

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49076972
>Reading sign Charlie Adam
jesus christ

>Rebic
Nowhere
>Eriksen
Nowhere
>Sane
Nowhere
>Bale
Bayern/China
>Le gucci headband man
Guessing this Nerman. Barca
>James
Atleti/Napoli
>Ziyech
Arse on deadline
>Bergwijn
Nowhere
>Olmo
Not sure

Give website

Thoughts?

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>Arse on deadline
arse wont sign him unless the get rid of ozil which isnt gonna happen

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agenda31 dot com dot br
or
bhmodels dot com dot br

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Patton Oswald look alike gets rekt for lying k e k. Because he's white and a dude. So, doesn't apply to women.

Thanks irmão

Don’t read it then prick

All 3 look like socialist career politicans

That's a pic from Only God Forgives right?
God I love Refn, even his slow as fuck new TV show

Nah he's joining Bayern.

fuck off yourself forcing your shitty gimmick due to autism.

They will panic buy him after they fail to get Zaha

This 'Arse want Zaha' is fucking retarded media.

>Cristiano Ronaldo will not face criminal charges over rape allegations
theguardian.com/football/2019/jul/22/cristiano-ronaldo-rape-allegations-no-criminal-charges-las-vegas

>coriander
I went to the US for the first time and I wasn't expecting you to put this feet stinking shit all over the place.everywhere you had this fucking coriander, why though?

Arsenal have literally made official bids. Why is this upsetting you so much?

they've bid £40m for him, they aren't going to get him but they do want him

>not liking coriander

You know you are allowed to try other flavours than just tomato and basil Giuseppe?

Reckon he did it lads?

Because it's the most boring 'saga' available and want it to go away. Midtable shite to midtable shite.

Whatever, don't give a fuck about midtable teams jerking over bottom tier players.

it wouldn't surprise me

No, she made herself available

>gay man fucks an arse
Wow, shock, horror.

But you said that “arse want Zaha is retarded media” not that mid table transfers bore you

going to kill myself if i see any more about this zaha to arsenal transfer

Newcastle

it's retarded media that it's even mentioned is my point, christ you're slow.

We missed it yet again.

i'm not sure it's 'retarded' for media outlets to report on actual, concrete bids for players

not that bid, fuck me how slow are you, reporting on the ARSERNAL TO MAKE 463TH BID OF £40,000,000.01 FOR SURE THIS TIME WE ASKED A HOMELESS GUY ON THE STREET. They made a bid (that only CP claims happens) and they didn't get it. End of. The rest of it is utter bullshit and is equivalent to asking Big Baz down the pub who is going where.

If you think brass is expensive you should try getting married

Bruh. Just don’t read it

/coc/ gets all the repeating integers:(

nobody is forcing you to read tabloid transfer news, i think you should probably take a break from it

You'll wake up in hell surrounded by Zaha to Arsenal rumours.

I do you nonce, but it's posted in here.

Without a doubt

Swear they use scripts t b h.

>For Real, Bale managed only two fewer goals than Brazil hero Ronaldo. His minutes-per-goal record (163) beats Raul. He has also played four more games than Zidane, and scored more than twice as many goals and one fewer assist.

have you apologised yet?

was bale to real one of the strangest transfers in recent years

I'd just put the Real Madrid money into LINK

i thought it was a bit weird when it happened, especially as it was a world record fee for a player who wasn't even going to play in his best position

Is it retarded media to report on what would be one of the biggest transfers of this window? If reports are to be believed Palace want at least £65m for him. Would that not likely be in the top 10 transfers this summer. The only ones that come to mind that might be bigger are as follows

Griezmann
Joao
De Ligt
Rodri
Maguire (tbc)
Neymar (tbc)
Bale (tbc)

No, he was one of the best wingers in the world and the best CR7 style player at the time

of course
might even become a chinese politician

I don’t think you understand how transfer rumours work mate.
And you seem really really upset. Is everything ok?

Mate I'd live on the moon for that much

meant in hindsight, sorry for not specifying

>zidane
>bale
played the same position

I think Real went balls out for him because they anticipated Ronaldo would need replacing at around 30. They didn’t realise that (and you can’t blame them this hadn’t really happened before) Ronaldo would begin to score less but score far more clutch goals at key times for them.

Bale was bought as far as I can see as a robaldo replacement. The problem for Bale was that Ronaldo didn’t need replacing.

I think you would probably die quite quick lad.

Compare him to Reals best wingers then instead.

>Klopp: "I sent Alisson a text the other day saying, 'are you okay?', and he sent a picture back of him riding a horse with a cowboy hat on. 'Yes!'"
Feel like shit just want him back x

bale has good stats, it's just that comparing him to zidane is stupid

He probably costs them four times as much as Zidane too

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49079337

>Sheffield Wednesday have reported Newcastle United to the Premier League over the appointment of their former manager Steve Bruce.
OH BOY

>Rebic
Stays.
>Eriksen
Stays.
>Sane
Stays.
>Bale
Bayern.
>Le gucci headband man
Who?
>James
Atletico
>Ziyech
Napoli
>Bergwijn
Stays
>Olmo
Dunno
This. The BBC at its best was unstoppable.

Eriksen isn't leaving.

>Reckon it's Pepe; a few murmurs on twitter saying €60m.

NO LADS, NO

>Sheffield Wednesday have reported Steve Bruce's appointment to Newcastle to the premier league

I know premier league officials are bad, but I thought they would already be aware of who the Newcastle manager was

To Liverpool?

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Did you see the news? The baby in the sun on Telly Tubbys gave birth to her first child a few years ago.

I hate those “you now feel old” memes but this really did make me feel old.

Do you think the really angry Zaha poster from a few posts ago has killed himself? Suddenly stopped replying.

i thought it was to flex on barça after they lost nerman to them and a way for florentino to save face in front of the fans

People don't actually kill themselves though

well teletubbies was 20+ years ago

/trans/. Let’s say, just hypothetically, that I was a girl. And I wanted a little bit of attention from you guys on /trans/ and I was happy to prove it with pictures (with the proviso that I don’t show more than 50% of my face or my boobs or vagina or asshole). How much attention would that get me and how long would it last for. I have been posting in /trans/ all summer and on Yea Forums in general for around 3 years.

My dad killed himself.

Shut the fuck up whore, tits or gtfo

I'm sorry user, I posted archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94095774/#q94099083 a while ago and people got so trollish that the memory of that made me post

Haha. Oldfag right? Kek. Tits or gtfo yeahhhh. Wish all these noob summerfags would get of Yea Forums.

Can any Deutschbro tell me about Leon Bailey? I thought he was supposed to be good?

No worries bro. Bad things happen. We just gotta keep keeping on. You’re one of the better posters in /trans/. Unlike that fucking paddy

Cringe

Yeah, speculation is that it's around 50 mill, but Pepe would be a waste, his stats are from one good season where he had around ten penalties.
I understand the stat lads are in-charge of transfers but I don't want Pepe.

Show feet.

No one cares. If you were that hot you wouldnt be posting here everyday

>Bascombe- Liverpool are planning to make a first team signing this window, despite Klopp’s description of returning players as ‘like new arrivals’.
Bascombe is very reliable for Liverpool.

welcome back qtinho

Based, just need to sign Neymeme too and Brazil might win the next world cup.

Yes I was mimicking you and you are correct. You are cringe as fuck

I’m guessing not as much attention as I want. I’ll go back to /soc/

What is /trans/ listening to on this tuesday night?
youtube.com/watch?v=nJLuG8c11Gk

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>Real Madrid's pursuit of Manchester United's France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, is likely to depend on Wales forward Gareth Bale, 30, leaving the Spanish club. (AS)

Bale, who earns £550,000 a week at the Bernabeu, where he has a contract until 2022, needs wages on a par with the world's top players to leave Real Madrid, a source close to the Welshman says. (Sky Sports)

>Bale will scoop a minimum £20m welcome bonus if he joins the Chinese Super League. (Mail)

Tottenham are set to spend big again this week to complete the signings of Real Betis and Argentina midfielder Giovani lo Celso, 23, plus Fulham's England Under-21 defender Ryan Sessegnon, 19. (Mirror)

>Fulham wanted £40m for Sessegnon but Spurs are confident of agreeing a deal worth closer to £25m for a player with just one year left on his contract at Craven Cottage. The teenager is also keen to remain in London, though Manchester United Paris St-Germain, Juventus and Borussia Dortmund had also monitored him. (London Evening Standard)

Toby Alderweireld expects to stay at Tottenham, despite Roma being linked with the 30-year-old Belgium defender, who has a clause in his contract that he must be sold if a club meets a £25m buyout fee by Thursday. (Telegraph)

Former Chelsea manager Maurizio Sarri wants to bring Tottenham defender Danny Rose, 29, to Juventus. (Mail)

>Atletico Madrid are likely to focus their attention on Real Madrid's Colombia playmaker James Rodriguez, 28, rather than Tottenham's Denmark midfielder Christian Eriksen, 27. (Marca)

Barcelona are set to open talks with Lionel Messi, 32, to extend the Argentina forward's contract for a further four years. (ESPN)

>Antoine Griezmann, 28, says a move to Manchester United was "a possibility" at one stage, while Barcelona's new signing has reiterated his desire to play alongside France team-mate and Arsenal forward Alexandre Lacazette, 28, at club level. (Goal.com)

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England defender Harry Maguire, 26, is no closer to a Leicester exit despite continued speculation of a move to Manchester United. (Leicester Mercury)

>Manchester United goalkeeper David de Gea, 28, is preparing to sign an improved contract worth £117m that is likely to run to 2025, and wants to become captain at Old Trafford. (Manchester Evening News)

Juventus are willing to sell Argentina forward Paulo Dybala, 25, to Manchester United this summer, providing their demands of between £70m and 90m are met. (Mail)

>West Brom's bid for Sporting winger Matheus Pereira, 23, has stalled because the Portuguese club are demanding a £9m fee to be paid next summer is written into the loan. (Express and Star)

Everton's England Under-21 winger Ademola Lookman, 21, is edging closer to an exit as talks with RB Leipzig gather pace. (Liverpool Echo)

>Former Crystal Palace striker Clinton Morrison expects Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha, 26, to remain at Selhurst Park this season, despite interest from Arsenal and Bayern Munich. (Talksport)

Arsenal are still some way off Crystal Palace's £80m valuation for Zaha, with the Selhurst Park hierarchy having rebuffed the latest approaches. (Independent)

>West Brom are closing in on their fourth signing of the summer after agreeing a fee of around £1.5m with QPR for right-back Darnell Furlong, 23. (Express and Star)

Wolves are set to make a second offer for Olympiacos defender Pape Abou Cisse, 23. (Sport Witness, via Birmingham Mail)

>Brighton midfielder Taylor Richards, 18, says it was an easy decision to leave Manchester City for the Seagulls. (Argus)

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>1m per week and 20m welcome bonus

if i was bale i would be there already tbqh, there's golf in china too

i think gucci headband man is that allan saint maxim guy?

he could buy a different mansion each week
then rent/sell them the week after to buy more mansions

>Sheffield Wednesday report Newcastle to Premier League over Steve Bruce deal
• Steve Bruce appointed Magpies manager last week
• Wednesday insist some legal issues were still outstanding

he got the titles with Madrid already, could arrive as a literal god, slay chink pussy for 2 years while destroying the local league and playing golf every weekend, all the while shitting money, not to mention all the ads contracts he could get

Maybe China want Bale to help with their football breeding program? Just deliver top chink girls to his mansion everyday

So,
Lukaku>Inter
Icardi>Juve
Dybala>United
I'm guessing it'll be Icardi who is the first to leave to fund the Lukaku transfer

You can't just breed top footballers, look at Messi and Ronaldo. Messi had a hormonal issue he battled with and Ronaldo had a heart defect/lost his dad to alcoholism. These guys are good because they faced adversity and overcame it

Maybe they'll just clone him a few times and see what happens

>football starts up again in 10 days

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Thiago Alcantra is Mazinho's son, in fact there's a bunch of average footballers here who are related to players. You may not be able to breed skill, but you can definetly breed athleticism

Also Kaka comes from an upper middle class family and neymar was lower middle class, so adversity is not always the case

Don't listen to those fags. You will get attention if you proved it.

>no u
Yikes

>battled with

>Nicky Butt has been promoted to become Manchester United's head of first-team development.

>Arsenal have reached an agreement to sign Real Madrid and Spain midfielder Dani Ceballos on loan for the 2019-20 campaign.

twitter.com/RealBetis_en/status/1153436436714143744

*knees collapse*

Does this mean that Lo Celso is off to the Yids?

>all those confused comments

was he good or something

He had a really good season two years ago, last year not so great.

>joining a team that lost to Rennes last season
JUST

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Why don't Arsenal fans just rise up and stop going to games. I mean I fucking hate them but the shit the american jew is pulling is a bit extreme

I don't get it. Why? Lyon should be able to offer him more, right?

he'll be on 600k wages at betis, nearly 2x as much as at lyon

And they get Lo Celso and Sessegnon as well. Finally got the depth to really push on this year

NO. How would you like your every move being tracked for good boy points? If you do bad the government can strip away anything that can please, from your transportation, to your kids' schooling, and your pets away from you (it's true.) Plus the country is polluted as fuck due to rapid industrialization, so yeah I don't want to risk it imo.

Nautilus in West Hampstead?

>Haller to west ham
>fékir to betis
absolute state of these lads

haha

Agent dabbing on them.

best footy game that isn't pes 6? have like 2k hours in that one

Spurs will win the EPL if they sign Lo Celso and Sessegnon.

not till they bench the mouthbreather

He is their best player though.

bump

tottenham looked better without him in the champions league

Safe lads

based alisson knows the score

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>Join us and the @NWO
>96 weren't enough

Vaccinate your kids you retarded fuck.

Not by choice either. Literally nobody wants him. He's staying at least until January.

nah, vaccination causes scousers

why does nobody want him? i thought he was good

is antivax a thing in britain?
seems like more of a yank, small government meme thing

>give us your best and most adored player but we'll only pay you if we achieve what we haven't achieved since 2015/16

arsenal still think they are top 2 with man utd lmao

Know an antivax boomer. He blamed them on his grandkid getting autism. The family avoided them with the next kid and he still has autism so that shut him up.

He is a solid player and puts up damn fine stats consistently but it's really a matter of having too many midfielders on the market.

Son is Spud's best forward, unironically. Continuing to start Kane up front and pushing Son to the wing is an absolute waste.

>muh five season wonder meme

he is too quiet and demure. he'd flourish at any club. He is of the highest quality

Bench Kane or sell him to Fulham he's a worthless shitter

>hate
To hate something you have to care. I'm an Arse supporter and I hate the fans (bar the fans who actually complain about Stan) and wish they'd fuck off and be replaced by people who aren't tricked into being X OUT (but Stan IN).

Yes, anti-vax literally started here. A dude wanted to sell his MMR vaccine and so made up lies that it caused autism, took blood off kids in a playground and faked results. He was caught, called up, punished. But by then the information about it got over to USA and they claimed he was a martyr and Big Pharm had GOT HIM. This spread. The hilarity is that he only said MMR vaccine gave autism now the anti-vaxxers say it is ALL vaccines. If you go to an anti-vaxxer 'This is a vaccine against cancer, your kid will NEVER get cancer, ever' they will still think it causes autism.

There is lots of doctors in USA who use conspiracy theories to get parents to give vaccines to their kids because the parents believe conspiracy theories. It's hilarious.

This is always what I wonder. Feel like it's just waffling about 'vibe' and 'energy'

bad day lad?

Stinkpipe is my new favourite pokestop postcard

>2 summers chasing the same overrated square head oaf.

Oh Man U you do entertain

lel imagine being this pleb
gtfo, you're misaligning my chakras

Finely chopped fresh coriander will compliment any soup or salad. But judging by the "went to the US", it was 1) the powdered "spice" kind which is shit, coriander relies on freshness and moisture for its flavour, which the freeze-dried processed powder just won't have and 2) it's America, they are notngood at grasping the concept of moderation.

How badly will Frank Lampard's Chelsea lose against Barca today?

>A brit dislikes "spice"
Color me shocked.

>coriander

"cilantro"

What? No we don't lmao. We literally fought over spices with the Dutch. We invented curries lmao. Curries is literally the most popular dish here.

Um...we love Nandos m8

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Wew, >we literally fought wars with the Brits over who could have all the spices

Spurs kept losing with Son up front, without Kane.
That's completely retarded.

That's a meme, and in the league they got like 25 points in the second half of the season.

Son had his good moments but so did Moura.

Anyone else find it cringe how spurs players call pochettino the gaffer?

Will Sheffield Wednesday cause Newcastle to implode harder than they already are with reporting them to the PL and what not? Can Newcastle beat Derby's record?

No. Nobody will be worse than Derby.

I don't even think newcastle are that bad outside of their forwards, they will simply not score enough goals but still have a decent defensive record next season imo

When will RLC and CHO be fit again?

RLC in May 2020. CHO could be fit by September.

Does anyone genuinely believes Bale will go to China ?
He would already be there if wanted to. He's waiting for Real to takes charge of his wages, he has no reason act quickly

I think without rafa the defence will fall apart, I'm hoping for single digit points by the end of the season.

>May 2020
That fucking long? Wew

Yeah, he was said to be injured for a year in May, so I just assume then.

Lads. What is up with this Kane is shit meme?
He is unironically a really good player. Not only does he score loads of goals he’s also a great hold up player and a great passer

Spurs would unironically be a title contender if they signed a player like Auba. Somebody fast who Kane can hold up for. Coupled with Kane's ability to score. Or, alternatively, somebody like Giroud who can hold up for Kane. Kane can do either but he doesn't have that quality.

>doesn’t have that quality

What quality are you referring to it’s not clear in your post?

>spelling colour wrong and claiming it's better that way
americans

Can't believe fagots here still don't know. Vaccines fuck up your immune system and cause allergies, auto immune disorders, etc. there is no evidence that they actually work whatsoever, all statistical evidence is flawed by the rise in hygiene and living standards at the same time.

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Moura and Son. Son is OK but nothing world class.

you really shouldn't attach images like that if you want to be taken seriously/effectively harvest yous in /trans/ lad

thems are the facts

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MMR, Polio etc aren't hygiene related diseases, retard. Stop believing trolls. You say 'there is no proof' but look at western incidences of MMR and polio since Wakefield published his lies. Oh, what's that? They've skyrocketed to a degree that nearly wiped out diseases are now back with a vengeance? Smallpox was defeated by hygiene in fucking Africa and India? Fuck off.

Oh ok. I see your point.
So you think Kane would work better if he played in 2 up top scenario where his counterpart either was a world class pacy striker or a world class hold up man?

So I’m guessing Nabil Fekir and Lyon have accepted that his knees are done for and they’re cashing in while they can.
Was he injured a lot last season?

Yeah, basically.

>Liverpool urged to sign Bale
Fucking hell.

He wasn't injured at all last season. His last injury was 17/18 for 35 days with a severe knee bruising.

>>Liverpool urged to sign Bale
it's just paul "mong" ince mouthing off
i'm struggling to think of a less fsg/klopp player than gareth bale

Pulisic will score 20 this season

Why is he going to fucking Betis then? Was he mediocre last sseason? I though Lyon were good last year?

Ok. But why does /trans/ seem to think Kane is shit. I don’t get this.

wahey

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looks like a mong
english
is often shit
too aware of himself

Pulisic will be BENCHED

Boris to Prime Minister announced in I’ll be in bed shitposting on Yea Forums

for who?

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Oh ok. They’re just memeing then.
He’s unironically a £170m player

Their starting 11

Probably because when he's bad, he's really bad. He's a bit overhyped and he isn't a 'can solo entire teams' type player. Which is why I said with a proper strike partner of some sort he'd be better.

>Armageddon for a guy who will be PM for a few months
Come on lad, democracy is specifically designed to make sure a single leader can never do well or do bad.

>delivers no deal brexit
>can never do bad

Pick one

>He’s unironically a £170m player
>£170m
This suddenly got grim.

Except parliament would have to agree to that and they won't. MP's don't realise people don't hate the EU as a way to boost trade, they hate the EU making laws via unelected people and free movement allowing anybody with an EU passport to go to a country with a EU passport. With 500k more people coming to UK every year than leaving, in a country with major issues already due to too many people, this needs to stop. We need a proper immigration system that allows people to join with skills we want. But sadly this would also require Tony Blair's family visa shit to be removed; which won't. We're fucked either way.

Griezmann is £108m
Joao is £126m
Neymar is £200m
Ronaldo was £90(last year)
Jovic is £56m
Lukaku is quoted as £65m
Sancho is quoted as £90m

Using the above Kane is easily £170m

>kane is 17/20ths of the player neymar is
HOWLING

>Believing immigration will slow down after Brexit
>Believing we will create Nigel Farage’s mythical Australian style system where we pick who comes in based on skills

Spurs should liberate edinson cavani from psg and revert to classic 4-4-2

>he would rather have the utter cancer that is Neymar than the ultimate team player Kane

Hey I never said it'd happen; but it'd be nice. You can't do it with EU's movement. That'll probably happen anyway. Whatever, I don't care any more.

No mate, he isn't. Kane is at most £90m.

*steals goal from team mate in (failed) attempt to win golden boot*

Kane is a great goalscorer and his abilities as a #10 (in a strike pairing) are incredibly underrated

>being anti-immigration
hello retard

didn't read it, huh. well i tried.

fascintating how the immune system works when it is being properly nourished and not depleted through stress, constant bacterial and viral bombardment or retarded heavy metal laced pharma nonsense. There is nothing better than a functioning immune system, measles "back with a vengeance" is less than 100 cases and the only deaths are people with auto immune diseases, proven to be caused by the fucking vaccines.

You now remember that Luka Modric won the award for the best player in the world in 2018

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Retard, stop shitposting.

>is less than 100 cases
Stopped reading there. It's way more than that. Christ, you idiots are a danger to the world and should be arrested.

>shitposting
riddle me this then motherfucker, why are the geniuses with all their doctor approved vaccinations so incredible at risk from diseases they have supposedly been immunised against?

>be arsenal summer transfer window 2018
>sign unwanted midfielder on loan from big Spanish club
>never play him
>be arsenal summer transfer window 2019
>repeat.

Why?

the risk is passing the disease on to people with shagged immune systems or people who haven't been vaccinated you bender
but you already know this
i shan't be responding to you again

For me, it’s Boris
>grim

Who /Squires/ here?

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Suarez was a bit different to Cellebos. He'll be played because Ramsey is no longer there. Are you seriously going 'Arsenal shouldn't sign a midfielder to replace Ramsey'? Lmao.

I’m just commenting on their policy

Not remotely funny

>tfw too thick to appreciate squires

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/squires is just a bandwagoning bellend on his moral highground.

>guy on Ukraine proxy
Grim

Enjoy your radiation and being bombed by the Russians

Well done at refuting my point sheeple

>thinking that refuting points is how you win arguments against /trans/ lads

mine wasn't an attempt an refuting you lad; i genuinely can't get my noggin around squires

This, his passing range is probably his second best quality.

Lads. It’s too hot

I wasn't refuting you, I was calling you out on using a proxy for some reason.

It might hit 41 in France today. It'll be hotter for UK on Thursday lad. Prepare your angus.... for a BBQ haha, get it? like prepare your anus, but people said angus haha and i said angus again because it's a beef type haha

Looooool

is there gonna be thunder storms? love a good summer storm

wonder if there will be any Boris + Trump R34.

Wan Bissaka is really good at doing tackles.

43 on Thursday in Paris.
Fuck me. Thanks God I don't work the summer.

It might get incredibly hot in the coming days, but at least this man isn't your PM or President if you're not a bong

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Outcome looks...unlikely

It'll be like being in Africa.

Lads. What’s the deal with Longstaff? Is this guy good?

lol

>The Telegraph reporting that Beijing are ready to make him the best-paid player in China by handing him a pre-tax annual salary of 52m euros.

surely if he goes to china he would become the best paid player in the world

seems as if they are trying to be cheap for once

>it's a Shitizen makes a terrible post again episode
These re-runs are so boring.

His knee is a time bomb

Lots of places has PM's, mate. Some places have Kings still.

>Some places have Kings still.
like britain?

>China's 100% tax rate on transfer fees
u wot mate

>It's a Fitizen pretends he wasn't sucking Fekir's dick when he was going to his customer bangwagon team

No, I mean places where the King isn't just a figure head. Like the Arab states.

How long left on the clock Mr.Potato?

>Sheffield Wednesday have reported Newcastle United to the Premier League over the appointment of their former manager Steve Bruce.

lawl

I'm not even sure why.
>In a statement, the Yorkshire club said: "Following Newcastle United's announcement on 17 July 2019 of its appointment of former Sheffield Wednesday staff Steve Bruce, Steve Agnew and Stephen Clemence, the club confirms that it has today reported Newcastle United's conduct to the Premier League.
>"As the Premier League will now initiate and carry out investigations into the club's allegations, the club will not be commenting further on this matter whilst such investigations are ongoing."

>he doesn't know that vaccines "wear off"
Holy shit, you really haven't done any research, have you..what the fuck do you do with your internet all day?!?
As they say, you can take a donkey to water but you can't make him drink.

fekir is literally on life support with an iron lung attached to his knee

i guess he was tapped up or whatever

Vaccines don't wear off at all, that's not how vaccines work, retardo. Vaccines provoke an immune response that leads to antibodies to protect the body. Your antibodies might fade, but that has nothing to do with the vaccine. Christ you're dim.

His last injury was a bit of bruising in 17/18. He wasn't injured at all last year.

business idea: bring back the iron lung to counter tuberculosis rather than using vaccination

Why are they helping his knee to breathe? Seems weird. Is that why his value has dropped? Have they literally attached an iron lung to his leg? Who prescribed that. Surely he can’t even run now. Iron lungs are big. Pretty weird

>Your antibodies might fade
Shit you actually made me laugh out loud there, and i promised myself to not give out anymore yous to the totally ignorant and, but well done, that one really got me. At least your apparently well informed about the footy, eh?

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Business idea: Love Island, but for incels and femcels

>your

That's just Yea Forums.

only if you mean femcels(male)

You shouldnt believe everything you read when your're researching online. You're barely talking about A-level biology level.
Get an education

I have had this idea brewing for a little while. I think it’s a great idea

Love Island villa kinda set up.
11 men are placed in the villa and told that all the men in the villa are gay except one. They are all told that the way to win the show is to work out who is straight and each week they can vote to remove one man who they suspect is straight. Obviously the straight man has to convince all the gay men he is gay so he will be flirting and probably kissing the gay men.
The twist is that they are all straight men.

Ethically very dubious though. And you could only get 1 season out of it

you could only do it for one series though; a telly executive is never going to pick that up

Agreed. But it would be glorious

this except hot lesbians and they arent aloud to ware clothes haha

Oh fuck I am doing it again, but i cant help it. Do you morons not know that your body produces antibodies quite naturally without the help of big pharma product X12312A® ?

But please by all means, carry on down your stupid path and keep swallowing those antibiotics and eating highly processed industrial garbage while your at it and become that perma sick mindless sheep that is just what the system needs to continue functioning in the future, if you faggots dont get wiped out by some virus that is unfortunately not "curable" by your false idols in white.

Still makes me laugh.

Good luck my bong friends. Wish you the best.

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>BoJo won
lel

Wht are you rambling on about now?
All i said was this is basic biology and you got some shit wrong. (I didnt specify)
>highly processed food is bad
Truly enlightening

What? Antibodies do fade, what, do you think babies have immunity forever due to the passive immunisation they get from their mother? Fucking hell lad, if you keep shitposting this hard, you might actually start to believe yourself. MMR, for example, has around a year worth of immunity from your mother. You never, with a vaccine, lose all of your immunity, but it can become lesser. Which is why you have booster shots and the like. Come on mate, if you're gonna shitpost, at least have basic knowledge of the subject.

>you have a contract with us
>lol no I resign bye
>signs for a new club

Pretty sure that's why he is being reported lad, in their contracts there will probably be stuff stopping exactly this situation happening.

Was I correct?

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how is the comment "your antiobdies might fade" not retarded if a functioning and healthy immune system, supported by the points i made in my post, produces them quite naturally without the need for vaccinations. Why do you think some people don't get sick in spite of not being vaccinated? Just say you didn't understand it, it was all very relevant to the point.

Your immune system can become weak, if it is functioning naturally it will produce antibodies, again it can do so without vaccinations, amazingly. Vaccinations are a significant impact on the natural functioning of the bodies natural defense system, aka immune system and, yes, the "immunity" from vaccinations does wear off and is actually a misnomer.

why do americans like son so much? Because south korea is their little cousin?

he is absolutely the most complete forward in the game.

of course. People forget how athletes have very little off time.
>paid for gated community where rich people live
>paid for transportation to training grounds
>paid for lunch
>live there for 2-3 years
>rake in 156m pounds sterling
I'll take it in a heartbeat

squires is really losing his touch