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Stavros newfag.

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Oh no

Max Holloway (c) vs. Frankie Edgar
Cris Cyborg vs. Felicia Spencer
Geoff Neal vs. Niko Price
Olivier Aubin-Mercier vs. Arman Tsarukyan
Marc-André Barriault vs. Krzysztof Jotko

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>pure athleticism
>She's clearly faster and stronger.

instagram.com/p/BZASVHqAB6D/?utm_source=ig_embed

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In many ways 240 is the most kino card of all time

Literally faster than the Tony webm in the OP.
Anyways, she says on that post doing new things, nice and flowy, etc. And I watched her last fight, she was faster than the dadbod who handled her.

Journalists should stop bullying Hardy and just let him move on with his life.

Based JBJ never stopping being positive and letting God into his heart.

really makes me think

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*wins and doesn't beat women like jones*

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*heems all the women in your women's charity*
*pisses in their mouths*
here's my donation thots...don't spend it all at once...heh

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>favorite fighter ever is a decision chaining wrestlefucker
>not even the ground£ BIG SMESH type like Fedor or Khabib

lel

>Literally faster than the Tony webm in the OP.
she clearly has slower hand speed then a 4th round Tony, are you b8ing

I wanna see Cejudo vs Nunes so bad. It'd be great for the sport and gender relations regardless of who wins (Cejudo).

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Gave this a second look and noticed they don't have Charles Oliveira on? What? How is Charles Oliveira not at least 5 people's favorite fighter?

Of course, this being a patrician community of great fight fans, at least 5 people know he is the most fun fighter. Show yourselves!

Who would win?

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kys bud

Your thoughts on Aspen Ladd's cousins? Should she fight Holly Holm now?

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Reddit: cormier
Wiggers and niggers : jones
/heem/ : heem man

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when is the ufc signing paige's husband

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for me it's Jessica ARTdrade

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Juan Adams is a can

espn.com/mma/story/_/id/27237440/ufc-jones-faces-battery-charge-incident
for me, it's marc raimondi

I have hardy winning till ostovich let's out a nasty brap in the third that incapacitates hardy enough for her to get the RNC

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>7 none
>6 Frankie Edgar
lmao, dwarfie is less than nobody

plus.espn.com/ufc/ppv
>originally $109.98

Open your wallet, paypig. Someone has to fund those streams.
Consider it reparations.

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But Luke Rockhold has the best heems. He should be our guy. Or Vick, his last 3 fights are pretty legit.

Ellen Page?

A doctored image of local sweetheart and all around pleasant girl Aspen "Everyone's lad" Ladd.

> no H bomb
Cazzies detected

>CTE's herself on the scale
>GDR CTE's her some more the following day
Hope that fat pig gets heem'd to Japan.

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Champ shit only

who’s your favorite person?

Asa Akira.

>co main and main event are a tranny and your local weed dealer
yeah im finna skip 240

Khabib is undefeated

Amen

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=U5HAEzEk8QM

You

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>saves wmma

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youtube.com/watch?v=an5dqrlC3f8

my mother

I offer you this

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Wasnt his teams town, most the crowd were probably texans fans

what the fuck is wrong with aspen ladd's voice

she never did any blowjob like all the rest filthy women desu.She is a crystal clear Aryan killer machine

No Brock?

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Just got off the phone with aubrey marcus from onnit, hes developing a new testosterone supplement named after heem after seeing how high test heemers are

Well who the fuck did they ask?

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Jon is innocent

dan's actually a big guy

the great white hope
Hardy 2020 for gold

bisping sucks

If they fought a third time, Bisping would win.
Their trilogy would be 2-1 in favour of The Count.

Don't fucking @ me.

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What went wrong?
instagram.com/p/B0GqhgUlfrJ/

Spainsperg still seething

is conor forgotten?

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yes forgoten and faggotten

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I invented the toilet till meme.
Hungarian don't @ me

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youtube.com/watch?v=debu7F_n71I
1200 likes
50 dislikes
real mma fans.

youtube.com/watch?v=10JDA8SvwX8

Come with me
Into the trees
We'll lay on the grass
And let the hours pass

Take my hand
Come back to the Ladd
Let's get away
Just for one day

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lads just woke up from a coma since July 5th how is my boy Rockhold doing

good man
he's modelling full-time for ralph lauren

Oh he's been on a brutal streak lately

Hope that nunes ducking tranny loses and fucks off from the ufc to some freakshow org

why she is always naked and with dogs in the woods?

f-fine user, just go back to sleep

You already know the answer to this.

Jon Jones is innocent again.

He did nuffink wrong for the 50th time

have sex

>UFC fighter Jon Jones charged with putting waitress in a chokehold at a strip club

AHAHAHAHAHA

>Show some sort of sign that he’s contrite and is learning from his experience. Then give some time to show he really means it.
>Black person ever doing such things
kek keep on wishing whiteboi

>tfw not a big healthy and strong husky to satisfy ladd’s needs
why live

face 4/10
body 7/10
dog 10/10

Is this Val? She looks different

dirty feet

They're quite literally just virtue signaling.

she's going full thot

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how sad
how can she call herself a fighter cant wait for her face to get cut open

based

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you first, big boy

Carl Sagan
Jared Taylor
Bob Ross
Fred Rogers

there are only two females in this picture aren't there...

Heem supports violence against women, if you dont like it ill heem your mom personally

cringe
for me its GZUZ and 187 Strassenbande
youtube.com/watch?v=tKvpf7CtRok

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Jon "dindu" Jones
Jon "ive made mistakes in my past" Jones
Jon "thank you my lord and saviour jesus" Jones

^ this is the thread

gilf rap?

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huh

face 3/10
body 5/10
skin colour 0/10

Face is an 8/10 body is 9/10
Thoughts on this band?
m.youtube.com/watch?v=5ODQ6beOAkA

They're just like you and me, you know.

I love how Lee sprang immediately into action and bloodied him up for trying to act tough.

>body 5/10
gay

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Dude stop sharing stuff I like with these braindead morons. They don't deserve good music.

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People will never forget his past mistakes.

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Für süre B, hunndread procent... hes the next double champ champ

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once he learns how to fight and starts winning the people will love him

along with Clan of Xymox are the best bands in dark wave
youtube.com/watch?v=9G-yZmf6o8A

he unironically beats most heavyweights, Schaub couldnt even make a practice squad and Goodboi Hardy was a Probowler ... do the math

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Someone will always bring up his past regardless of his accolades. You can't out train your past in this day and age.

Does anyone have a webm of Askren getting KO'd?

>Jones is getting framed again

sad

Hardy can get ranked but he would still be shadowrealmed by JDS, Lewis, Harris, Ngannou, Stipe, Reem, Blaydes

she must of realized he was a celeb after doing the normal stripclub thing and went for a cash grab

He fucks lewis and blaydes up, harris said he'd never fight him too cause they're good friends

>JDS
no
>lewis
no
>harris
no
>Ngannou
yes
>stipe
yes
Reem
no
>blaydes
50/50

Hardy is a top 5 guys right now

his brief striking showcase vs adams was ass

Friendly reminder that Jones' lanky bitch body wouldn't be able to muscle shorter stronger opponents if he didn't use roids. His skills aren't real

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>hardy is top 5

>but he loses to at least 4 guys outside the top 5’

Are we still pushing for Bieber vs Cruise fight for this or next year.

Can Dana actually get it done?

Blades would vaporise Hardy

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Dana can't get it done because Tom Cruise isn't a retard.

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Cruise isn't stupid either he would eventually take the fight against Bieber for an actual one off fight. If Cruise ain't up to it then Dana signs Bieber to be the superior CM Punk for the UFC.

can someone just make a video of all the recent heems with a toilet flushing noise in the background
I'd have done it already but im not a nerd

A UFC tier celebrity is Logan Paul or some shit like that. They aren't going to pay Beiber the money he's used to and someone like Tom Cruise doesn't have anything to prove and wouldn't even talk to Beiber or Dana White.

adesanya turned 34 today and he still watches anime and acts like a faggot

How much longer until there's a cure for CTE?
The only thing holding serious athletes back from joining this sport is the CTE (and the low pay but that is changing as MMA continues to grow and become the #1 sport in the world)
Once there's a way to get knocked out a million times but not suffer any long term or permanent brain damage then there is no reason to do any other "sport" than fighting.

>adesanya turned 34 today
lmao

He's 62

The Jon Jones situation is in many ways a win-win situation.
Reddit will assume he's guilty so it's gonna be great if he's innocent.
On the other hand imagine how triggered vme/reddit will be when one of the biggest drawls in the UFC is a thot choker.

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Cruise is the one that called out Bieber a failed superstar throughout the years. Bieber want to pummel Cruise so badly for shittalking him yeah he wants to murder him in front of everyone.

Cruise is no ducker he will show up to fuck Bieber up.

But Cruise IS a superstar. Cage fighting would be embarrassing for a guy like him, and it should be embarrassing for anyone over 50. Bieber challenging him to a fight is a tantrum, Cruise won't "duck" because he won't agree to it in the first place.

They can't even properly diagnose it without cutting your head open and trauma is always going to be bad for the human body, no matter what.

Shut the fuck up

hardy and jones are officially 4channel and if you dislike them you are probably a gay piece of shit and I will heem u

What will Jones' explanation be this time?

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Hardy is a can and Jones will be a can next year, guaranteed.

It seems that he's using the Shaggy defence.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Shaggy_defense

dilate

youtube.com/watch?v=LLjVh1bO6mE
1:28

>But Cruise IS a superstar. Cage fighting would be embarrassing for a guy like him

Cruise fighting in the octagon would be Superstar tier and would boost MMA popularity like ever before. He would do it if the money is good enough to take.

He's got nothing to gain and everything to lose. UFC can't pool enough money to get Cruise to risk getting punked by a fag half his age.

twitter.com/BrendanSchaub/status/1153311514666786816

He's 97

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Heem yourself bitch.

lads I thought this was all blown over and shown to be nothing, how come you're discussing it?
It won't happen, WME can't offer any amount of money

>UFC can't pool enough money to get Cruise to risk getting punked by a fag half his age.

Dana will show him the money.

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>victim shaming
based.

based swab

Whats your FOTY so far lads?

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Brendan got schooled on some radio show for saying "bitches" recently, he's walking into a shitstorm with this garbage attempt at comedy.

ladd gdr but unironically

>WME can't offer any amount of money

WME will eventually break the bank.

Adesanya Gastelum was pretty litty.

lol they didnt throw Jones under the bus on a serious accusations all these years why to do that now? Damn they said it right,the first part of Schaub sentence is always weak

Poirer vs Ferguson

cejudo morales

joyless faggot fuck off
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How mentally CTE'd is Bryan Swab?

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CINNAMON WAS ASIAN

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>yes baby

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fucking kek

Cinnamon was Lana Del Rey

youtube.com/watch?v=ZOtuVVBRtOU

Not even the best fight on the card

Jones can do better

Kek. Best thing would be if he retired now instead of pushing for the 3rd fight against DC. His last 2 fights have been pretty sloppy against literal cans and he still made DC cry twice so risking losing to DC would ruin his whole career in an instant.
Retiring would make Jones haters/DC fans seethe extremely hard because they would never see him lose a single fight.

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Bullshit, it was great.

What race was she again?

Max Dustin was better

Him retiring before Johnny Walker turns him into paste would be a tragedy.

1. Dustin-Max 2
2. Cejudo-Moraes
3. Luque-Barberena
4. Adesanya-Gastelum
5. Lovato-Moose
Honorable mention: Islam-Tsarukyan

Like fuck it was. The co-main had great grappling as well as striking and there were a ton of moments where they nearly sparked each other out, it was anyone's fight. Max Dustin was way more one note, and one sided.

Fatstelum vs Pissrael

If Donald "Cowboy" Cerrone loses to Justin gaycheese I will personally find the biggest dicked fellow in town and suck him off to completion.

He got took down by Crowder explain how Blaydes is fucking 50/50

Walkouts
m.youtube.com/watch?v=LTTt-ikVJSk

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A whole other angle would be him getting fired and then going to bellator.
Jones vs Fedor would finally settle the goat discussion.

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Yes, and?

his takedown and wrestling will get exponentially better

>and?
it was worse than Fatselum-Lasagna

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He could sprout another set of arms and he'd still be out-grappled by Curtis.

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Has anyone heard about Cockhold since his DQ win? I am really worried, please PM me if you have

There was maybe two actual grappling moments. Where Adesanya went for all those submissions and where he got back up from Gastelums weak takedown. Max had a nice choke at one point even though it was late in the round. Dustin and Max wasn’t as back and forth but it went through great ebbs and flows of Dustin putting in on then Max rallying back

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Gastelum kept escaping from some ridiculously tight shit and there was some insane scrambling, where either man could have ended up submitting the other. It was a classic. Max, on the other hand, was getting fucked up from round 1, it was clear which way it would go.

think jan killed him

retard

>ridiculously tight shit

everything looks ridiculously tight for Rogan

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i think stipe's going to have another mid-fight seizure like he does, and get caught again by cormier

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does he have a next fight booked already?
That would be way better and Dana would be seething hard. He could also get back on proper gear and be entertaining again.

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There was one sequence of that. It wasn’t a regular occurrence. And Adesanya only came close not Kelvin. Max got hurt but then he basically dropped Poirier. Then Dustin poured it on hurt Max and later dropped him. Max was still hanging in there and rallied to win the third and fourth hurting Poirier both rounds.

I'm betting Stipe's gonna come out pissed off and extra violent. Decision win for Stipe.

Can Ladd turn things around and win UFC gold?

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depends if Dana allows blatant eye pokes again

fucking piece of shit DC

>Big Dan Miragliotta openly showing his contempt for this monkey faggot
BASED

bookies love him

At this point i rather see him destroy cans than having to fight these tough fights were he has to squeeze out a victory by being boring.

I'm afraid not, she's too feminine.

Is he ever going to come out if the closet?

>DC could lose some fat and cut down to middleweight... He's got the frame for it!

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No, he'd rather harbor and provide for a black mans child.

yeah, just like Ngannou. Blaydes is a real munster probably never lose another round

Too bad Kevin Pee is a can who has two losses to a real estate agent and one to Dos Nachos.

will cruz?

When did Ngannou get taken down by Allen Crowder?

Tfw to smart to not make r*ddit seethe

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If you are comparing Hardy to Ngannou you are braindead.

Future HW GOAT right there. A true A-Level athlete that will clean out this sport with it's D-Level bums who couldn't make it in other sports.

Looks like a courtroom sketch, appropriately.

Olympic wrestlers and judoka are vastly superior athletes than nfl players
Unironically Hardy isn't special nor is he something that we haven't seen before.

Just because reddit hates him doesn't mean you want to throw your hat in with him.

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this is some next level cope

Hardy has the strap within 1.5 years

>mma survey
>Manny Pacquiao
Wow. Pretty knowledgeable fanbase you surveyed there

Based

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Pic related is the type of guy in the NFL
They aren't real athletes. They literally need to huff oxygen on the sidelines between plays because they're so unathletic

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he's right unironically

kek JDS would spin kick his fat belly for two rounds and then bash his head in.

Lucky one in million lottery KO. Faggot wanna-be gangbanger gets HEEMED in the rematch. Guaranteed.

The NFL is filled with guys who wrestled in highschool but weren't good enough to go wrestle in college or the olympics
I do not understand why my fellow americans hold up handegg players as the "pinnacle athlete" when they aren't even close

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You are clearly suffering from CTE for saying something so stupid.

You don't get to choke out a stripper waitress and fight in December.

makes me think, is Jones turning it all around?

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my man's really gonna comment on names after calling his son Tiger

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only manlets wrestle because they're too small to be nfl players. imagine being big enough to be in the nfl but choosing to be a low income wrestler lol

People have no respect for the greats, man.

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>The NFL is filled with guys who wrestled in highschool but weren't good enough to go wrestle in college or the olympics
Like who? Give some examples.

Uhhhhm ever heard of a guy named Tom Brady?

Rafael Lovato Jr heems Israel unironically

Oh for sure all those guys in the nfl would have rather wrestled in the olympics for free than draw million dollar paychecks competing in america's most-watched sport. 100% b.

there are no examples because that's a ridiculous statement

Yes thank you Callan

wtf I love Schaub now

It's now or never for Ladd she will go violent in the next fight.

She has a good standup and needs to spar more against kickboxers in her camp.

Cope
Like a third of them
That's not an argument

God dammit now we have to throw him under the bus because Schaub said not to.

heem is now team cinnamon

It's the truth Black women and Black men hate each other in the fullest extent. A Black women isn't afraid to say I don't date Black men out load this is nothing new.

Not only fat but also has only one leg.

Why is Colby acting like a white knight, that’s pretty bluepilled.

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tom_Brady#Early_life

>He attended Junípero Serra High School in San Mateo, where he graduated in 1995; the ceremony was held at St. Mary's Cathedral.[30] He played football, basketball, and baseball in high school. He played against Bellarmine College Preparatory rival Pat Burrell in both football and baseball.[31] Brady began his football career as the backup quarterback on the Padres junior varsity team. At first, Brady was not good enough to start on the 0–8 JV team, which had not scored a touchdown all year.[32] Brady ascended to the starting position when the starting quarterback was injured. He became the varsity starter in his junior year and held the position until he graduated.[33] By Brady's senior year, he was striving to be noticed by college coaches. He created highlight tapes and sent them to schools he considered attending.[34] This led to strong interest from many football programs around the nation.

Doesn't say shit about wrestling. How come you're so stupid? And worthless?

>Like a third of them
How come you can name any?

combat sports are for bite sized people who can't play basketball football or even volleyball

What a shitty argument. You ever think that NFL athletes stopped wrestling in college to you know, focus on their football careers?

because he secretly is, thats why he tried to be a heel by being redpilled

>YOU CANT SAY THAT JON JONES IS LE NATTY GOAT

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JON SLAPPED HER RIGHT IN THE PUSSY

tmz.com/2019/07/22/jon-jones-denies-battery-allegation/

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whore looking for a payday

If they could reverse trauma like that we would literally be so advanced as a human race that stupid sports like mma would he specks of dust floating in our cosmos brained collective consciousness

Do dc cucks really need to have their boy flushed a third time before they quit seething?

>if you want to hit me you have to pay
kek, that's someone's daughter

Why yes, I do stand with Cinnamon

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whores and strippers are not people

>YOU CANT INSULT JON ITS NOT FAIR YOU MUST BE A CORNBALLIER FAN

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She's lying.

nice try r/mma

Wait, so in ABQ you can slap a stripper for the low price of only $100?

DICEY DICEY

you can do that for free most places

Disgusting. She was probably white, too.

cinnamon was WHITE?

>all these seething mutts
lmao

>JON IS MY DADDY DONT SAY THAT

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ask me how I know you’re an incel who never played a sport

I'm actually Asian. Your favorite bantamweight fighter?

>saving this many wojaks to your iPhone
>defending DC
ummmmm sweaty...

Heeminder

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A former MMA fighter turned leader of a local Dagestani organized crime group was detained in Ussuriysk on suspicion of sexual involvement with a 13-year-old girl.

Abdul Zakharov — known by his nom de guerre, Rusik — was detained by operatives of the Bureau of Criminal Investigation of Russia’s Ministry fo Internal Affairs in the Primorye region by order of the Investigative Committee of Russia.

According to reports and video footage, the police officers who detained Abdul Zakharov for his latest alleged crime did so in brutal fashion, attacking him in broad daylight until he was unconscious. As a result, Rusik was reportedly hospitalized with a head injury and subsequently lost an eye.

I'm not an incel and I played basketball in high school
you're wrong and you can't accept it

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Both of Jon Jones' brothers
Tom Brady
Like a third of them lmao get over it. Football does not require athleticism or skill.

Did you know female gymnasts love combat sports.

Just saying.

damn, fucking based police
youtu.be/AaAfkYJlzpU
>the glorious camera work

>LEAVE JON ALONE

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jojo is a beast

Walt's place looks comfy af

>this is literally everyone replying to mini khabib on instagram

instagram.com/p/B0HWg4RgXRb/

She's obviously a nig, you dumb little bitch.

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=AUxOF7eLA_0

sectiononewrestling.com/documents/nfl_players_wrestled.html

nwcaonline.com/football-players-wrestled/

thesportster.com/football/top-20-nfl-players-who-are-former-wrestlers/

Football players are objectively inferior athletes compared to wrestlers, get over it.

>ray lewis
>ricky williams
lol nice current list you got there, bud. I thought you said a third a third of the nfl.

it must hurt to be this dumb

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You're most likely some mr skeleton lanklet chinlet who flinches. Why are basketball players such pussies?

actually i'm asian

So you definitely are a chinlet.

Do you have any proof? Albuquerque is only 3% black and Jon doesn't like black girls.

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youtu.be/qeltg7TzF9I

>that faint hint of nip

mmf

>uh oh colby and leon are cunts they just grappled rda for 5 rounds

Remeber when RDA did nothing but grapplefuck Pettis against the fence to win the title?

sup jamal

Who you got?

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kekked and checked

>reach 0 inches

>no schaub
yikes

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EMBEDDED EPISODE #1

youtube.com/watch?v=AtqAy2LyTWM&feature=youtu.be

145 lb nugget heems Cyborg

Frankie 'The Hamster' Edgar™

2019, /heem/©. All rights reserved.

Based

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Nick Diaz stoned days

AHHHH AHAHAHHA HEHEHEHE

BWAAABWABABAAWWWWEEEEEEE SHMMPFFFSSSTtt

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You make more money in the NFL than you ever would wrestling lol

you=reddit
me=Yea Forums(nel)

facts only

I usually run with whatever propaganda comes out against Jon off principle, he is a piece of shit. But this chick sounds like utter trash and I cant take her word. Sounds like he just didnt pay her which is based

Based Sony chad

youtube.com/watch?v=6en-AKJs54w

post motivational non cazzie highlight music vids

So what? What does that have to do with athleticism or skill?
This "argument" is only ever made by brainlets who just got BTFO. It's the same "argument" boxing retards make when they try to argue that boxing is superior to MMA. It's not a real argument.

Before the fans/media throw Jones under the
bus let's take into consideration the man
who accused Jon of this goes by the name
"Tiger"

I would assume most fighters dislike Jones, even guys like Colby who are playing a character and rarely say how they actually feel. Jones does stupid shit that directly inconveniences them because he's such an important source of revenue for the UFC, so him playing chicken with the US justice system or USADA every 8 months means everyone who wants to fight on his cards gets screwed over.

khastin is finished

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Poopeeir is going to take a fat Saudi sheikh style shit down Diarrheabib Fartpoopbuttholes throat after he heems Khapee

>your height
>your reach
tfw I'm 6' on 6' armlet

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I invented Diarrheabib

I love this big dumb idiot

One of the most intelligent posts on heem of all time

my all time favorite mma video, not really motivational but definitely meaningful
youtube.com/watch?v=UPudQF2PWBE

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Bellarmine and Serra are for Penninsula brainlets who didn't get accepted to St Ignatius

Joanna is on the jew's show

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Schlurp seems to be pretty savvy on stipclubs...

will Fronkie get heemed?

God's testing him, he did nothing wrong. poor jbj

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she was pwnt by a c-list hawaian MMA fighter. Hardy would pwn her.

Lel. No Anderson Silva.Legitest of lists....

how can she be fucking ugly and pretty at the same time?

he already has his retirement speech prepared

Yea Forums: 7<
reddit: 7>

Psychotic and deranged

Poobert Pisshitter

But Based and Redpilled

How would he do in the UFC?

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mike tyson didn't even knock him out

Eugene Robinson said Schaub wasn't funny, do your thing heem

based Eugene is right again, nothin to see here folks

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Chuck would choke him out inside 1 round! :^)

youtube.com/watch?v=ECGFyGVosrc

Oh wait..... ! :^)

That's because Steve has BALLS OF STEEL and an IRON CHIN! Forget "Iron Mike" there's a new king... Iron Steve-O! He predicz deez tings!

>daniel cormier murdered his daughter and is a fat loser
sacrifices must be had in high end entertainment

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Wow guys Yea Forums owner moot is back

this is 4channel

Holloway heems Edgar
Edwards heems Masvidal

>Reminding me

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will zabit fight in abudabi?
also will they gift him another manlet to bully

Colby heems them all

Max is 0-1 against 5'6 d1 wrestlers Edgar's winning

Jorge San Pedro would heem George Mayes V. Dahl

Flushy Ben Askren really has three loses. Santos was dabbing on him hard. Robbie TKOed him, should have been stopped. And of course his only """official loss""" from le 3 piece man. He will never win another fight, the blueprint to beat him couldn't be any clearer.

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Fuck that. Never apologize, especially to virtue signaling white knights. They will never stop bringing it up, apologizing or paying money to a women's charity (cringe) is just admitting guilt and will have them focus on it more.

land a 1 in 4 billion lucky knee?

I don't see Ben shooting into knees again, personally.

surprised there are no ogs on there like Genki Sudo or kid yamamoto

Nah, he found himself a comfy spot where he can say he has a wife and kids even though they aren't his and he lets his wife fuck BBC in front of him. He gets to prep the bull and takes the load at the end. It's perfect setup for him.

>instagram.com/p/B0GqhgUlfrJ/

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I like Askren, but that knee wasn't random, Masvidal baited the double leg attempt. All Askren would have to do is learn a jab and how to feint into a takedown, or how to lunge into a takedown behind it, but I don't think he's gonna do it. In interviews he talks about maintaining his exact style, but UFC fighters have a really high understanding of wrestling, I think he's going to get flushed again and again.

Too much ass.

If you're a top tier athlete, would you not want to make as much money as possible while you're in your athletic prime? Why would you choose a sport that gives you less money and notoriety? Your argument makes zero sense. Sure someone like Cejudo couldn't play in the NFL because he's a manlet, but non-manlets who are top athletes go play a sport where they get paid millions. You're lucky if you ever make a million in wrestling. Bench players make millions in the NFL. But sure all the nfl players are just mad they can't wrestle so they have to settle for being in one of the biggest professional sports leagues in the world while they get paid millions.

Its not even that big wtf how low is your test

Should fight CM Punk, failed olympian wrestler vs a professional wrestler, thinking CM Punk takes it pretty easily.

Are there unironic bisping fans?

>Learn to meme

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/fit/ has a dedicated Bisping fanbase BUDDEH

When will she do porn?

>Robbie TKOed him, should have been stopped.
fuck off with your early stoppages

>Santos was dabbing on him hard.
Santos is a bum who ducked the rematch, you could even see him gassing

>the blueprint to beat him couldn't be any clearer.
this

Yes. I'm not bothered about his actual fighting, but it's always good to see a Northern lad shouting drunk insults at people. He's an ambassador for England.

Askren's striking isn't on CM Punk's level. CM Punk has actually landed a strike in the ufc.

The median salary is like 800k, NFL players don't make much
work.chron.com/much-money-nfl-player-make-year-2377.html
A literal doctor makes more. Not only that, but 80% of them are bankrupt within 2 years
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Personal_finances_of_professional_American_athletes
The reason they play football is because it's easy to do when you're mildly athletic and you can make a decent living. It has nothing to do with athletic ability or skill level required to achieve the highest pinnacles of the sport. Being an olympic wrestler is FAR FAR FAR harder than getting on an NFL team. Your little economics argument and talking about "manlets" isn't going to change the reality that Olympic level athletics is an objectively higher bar than the NFL.

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this should bury the jon news lol

more like 1 in 3 lucky piece

To be fair, Askren fought a former champion and a respected gatekeeper. Dana had a special 'Tournament of Cans' for CM Punk, the winner and the loser of which both beat his ass easily.

>The median salary is like 800k
>A literal doctor makes more
why are you making stuff up lmao

>f*** off with your early stoppages
Huge irony in this comment lads. Wonder if he recognises it.

P.S. this is a worksafe board, please refrain from bad language.

>mildly athletic
>decent living
>nothing to do with athletic ability
my sides

to h*ck with that

I wonder if there is a reason why NFL players go broke and get arrested but NHL players are good with their money and don't gain criminal records. Kinda weird, huh?

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Getting to the Olympics in Wrestling or Judo or Boxing requires a significantly higher level of athleticism and skill than getting on an NFL team. There is no argument you can make that counters this fact. Get over it.

jamal was asian

kek

Why are people acting like the Cyborg vs Spencer fight isn't happening this week? Keep seeing articles about Dana trying to get Cyborg to fight Nunes and journalists talking about Cyborg fighting Nunes. Do none of them realize that Spencer is going to beat Cyborg?

>mildly athletic
i'm fucking crying over here you're killing me

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>Robbie TKOed him, should have been stopped
He was always having his guard up on the ground, per the rules he shouldn't of been TKO'd
>He will never win another fight, the blueprint to beat him couldn't be any clearer.
As long as he can fight mega cans like Till who can't wrestle, he will be able to change up his gameplan enough where you can't KO him in 5 seconds off the takedown.

Yeah but you'll be like 40 years old till you start making that much as a doctor

Never heard of any of these fighters, to what division do they belong? I think I would have heard of these lads if they were in the UFC, are they Bellator?

You are wrong.

how good is cyborg on the ground? would be awesome if spencer beat that tranny steroidcheat

champ in under 2 years

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Cyborg beats nunes in the rematch

Went to the dermatologist today cause I've had neverending jock itch for a year. She basically told me I'm fucked for life and the best I can do is use powder daily to keep it at bay. I thought she'd prescribe me some next-level shit to wipe it out for good.

>This is what other Americans think is athletic
To play in the NFL you just have to life weight and catch a ball. It literally requires no skill or athleticism other than a few positions
Football is a joke. The reason other americans like it is because they know their fat asses would be able to do it with half a year of training lmao

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Wake up, Henry

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jamal

Where's the news!

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Sounds like AIDS maybe fucking homeless guys wasn't the best idea

F

I am not. Football requires very little athleticism other than lifting some weights and running a few sprints a week. IT does not even come close to the subtly of skill and movement required for combat sports like wrestling, judo, boxing, muay thai, etc.

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Thoughts on national champion wrestlers not making nfl practice squads?
youtube.com/watch?v=6JMTsCEABEI

obviously fake news any wrestler that makes their high school team could easily make the NFL

based American exposing football and making Burgers seethe

it wont happen because that disgusting tranny refuses to sign a new contract with ufc and will end up in some freakshow

>Football requires very little athleticism
LMMFAO

>LISTEN TO THE WOMAN, JON

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6-0 vs 20-2
Unless Cris body is starting to fail her she should have this in the bag. Spencer aint gonna sub her unless she rocks her first.

lmao

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A LB is stronger, faster, more agile, and can jump higher than any Olympic judoka, boxer, or wrestler. What metric of athleticism are you using? Karo Parisyan was an Olympic judoka and he was almost always at an athletic disadvantage.

How dumb do you have to be not to put your house on Frankie by KO? Max was always chinny, and Dustin deleted the chin for good. We've seen this scenario many times before.

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I know right. With just a sliiiight change for the better she would be 10/10. But with a slight change for the worse and she would be gollum/10

Pretty sure we're getting trolled fellas.

I don't bet on manlets

Chael spoke about going to trials for a pro-wrestling outfit and he said it was the hardest thing he's ever done.

Based stringbean, thoughts on Jone's last fight against Thiago? It would seem leg kicks are highly effective against Jones.

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And this was when he was young.

>Max was always chinny
It's actually the opposite, he's a chinbabby that was used to blocking punches with his face. Against a guy who can actually hit he crumpled.

Remember on Tough Enough when Hardcore Holly landed a bunch of closed fist punches on the face of that handsome blonde chad? I felt bad for that guy.

you're a brainlet, Edgar is a midget that got ko'd by Brian fucking Ortega lmfao, he'll get meme'd on by Holloway

TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN

TURN AROUND AND SAY IT AGAIN

Neither one of them ever beat anyone good. It's a coin-toss.

CALM DOWN JUST CALM DOWN

>huezillian having 0 IQ

I'm not surprised.

>no arguments

kneel, dog.

The only one of those that's true is the jumping height, and that's because they train their fast twitch fibers to be able to do that, while grapplers train slow twitch fibers so they can put out work over time. LB are not stronger faster or more agile than olympic level boxers and wrestlers.
My measure of athleticism is the amount of work and the upper limit of what these guys can do. Football players are literally fat bouncers who need to huff oxygen between plays. A tallish fat guy is not an athlete just because you "are in sheer awe of the size of the lad". He's just a fat guy.
You guys don't realie that the guys who are at the pinnacle of wrestling and fighting ability who go on to compete in the olympics simply prefer the sport. They don't care about the money, they want to achieve the pinnacle of the sport. They are superior athletes with higher levels of skill than NFL players who don't give a shit about money. You're making arguments about how, because they go into lower paying sports, they must be worse athletes. That's a retarded argument.

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this

I couldn't imagine an easier fight for Max UFC obviously giving him a free W and worried about him getting brain damage

fronkie is a washed up bum.

he's like the Holly Holm of men's mma, he keeps getting flushed from time to time but somehow manages to keep getting title shots

I miss Conor

Healthy Thiago gets it.
HOWEVER, Picogram boi didn't use his wrestling, which tells me that if he ever panicked and got hit hard, he'd resort to it and stay in a clinch for as long as needed.

We'll never see the rematch and if we do, picogram dominates. He's fighting another MW after all.

REWIND THE FIGHT 5 MINUTES THOUGH CAUSE THAT FAT PIECE OF SHIT WAS SHITPOSTING I COULDN'T PAY ATTENTION TO WHAT YOU GUYS WERE DOING SO REWIND THE FIGHT 5 MINUTES

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I'm going to completely disregard the rest of your post for the blatant lie in the first sentence. Try again.

What an asshole.

One last ___ at the ________

You think he didn't wrestle because of leg kicks that fucked him up? I don't remember but didn't Thiago prevent an early takedown which might have fucked with Jon? Jones is losing the belt soon 100%

TIL that Spain hates Brazilians because Demian Maia fucked his bitch during Worlds.

That doesn't mean he won't KO a chinlet. Look at Masvidal.

Then you're just in denial. Sprinting speed, maybe for some receivers. Not for strength or agility at all. heavyweight wrestlers are far stronger than anyone in the NFL and every striker is far more agile

>Huge irony in this comment lads.
point it out b

Jones is going to lose the belt when they find a hooker's head in his fridge, a fight'll have nothing to do with it.

You guy's wouldn't believe how great Meegan Anderson's bunda is.

she should do porn

I think you'd be surprised

I heard Maia's got a hog on him forsure, B.

Well, you said f*** off with early stoppages, but Askren/Lawler was an early stoppage in itself!

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that's quite nice for such a tall lady i'll tell you what

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It was a perfect stoppage, Lawler shouldn't fucking go limp if he doesn't want the fight to be stopped. Oxygen deprivation can cause severe brain damage and Ben was putting a lot of pressure on his neck.

i never said it was a good stoppage though?

Ben "chunky" askren

>It was a perfect stoppage
Hahahahahahahahaaha, please stop with the jokes!

So in my country we have these things called "Heem gardens" but I got kicked out when I elbowed a lady, can't believe John rongen would lie to me

nl.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heemtuin

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He said he wanted to beat him in his own domain of striking and that's why he didn't use it.

Which is a give or take explanation desu.

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Brehs... Too bad she's not a good fighter.

What ever happened to that cute Asian fighter?

rockholds gonna be a munster at 205
fershure that weight cut was killing him

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Sorry, the private heem.com database had you down as an Askren supporter that has previously defended the stoppage. I will update it.

ICH GEH SCHLAFEN IM BAU UND TRÄUMTE VOM GELD, EIN ALBUM SPÄTER WACH ICH AUCH IN EINEM NEUEN CL

Jorge tapped

Imagine cucking yourself out of a 800k salary for the Olympics and "muh pride" kek and no shit football players go broke no one said they were smart dumbass. Stick to the argument.

>Then, and only then, will we focus on the fact Hardy very well might have a bright future in this sport.
Yes donating to women and appeasing soiboys will make hardy a better fighter. Lmao, how do so many faggot journalists forget that it doesn't fucking matter what you do outside the cage if you keep winning in dominant fashion? It's actually BETTER for Hardy's career to not bend the knee to the virtue signallers. More people will tune in to watch him just based on their emotions.

Dern vs. Maycee Barber who wins?

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my dick

You'll get to wrap that championship hand around your shaft

God can you imagine them scissoring? The thigh on thigh impact would cause mass penile casualties.

Matt Mitrione flushed "The GOAT" Fedor in a couple seconds.

How can one man be so fucking based? God bless Johnny Bones Jones

and Schaub flushed Mitrione

and Schaub knocked out Cro Cop. Goes to show you how great NFL players are.

Wake up Dustbin, it's over

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instagram.com/lianajojua/
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Thoughts on the future of WMMA?

post rare danas

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STIOPIC
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>brought to you by casualPRO

>paige's husband

cuck

american women are lewd

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You sure that isn't Eli Manning?

>american women

She's Australian, she just trains here.

how many of you know that crocop is an unironic mobster in croatia, like a literal loanshark?

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Based

So he kicks people to hospital if they don't pay?

>So he kicks people to hospital if they don't pay?

hes got his minions to do the dirty work, not kidding, guy was a cop he knows how it works

its tawlf b

no one can take him seriously brendan schaub KO'd him

Weak shit man. I thought Cro Cop was kicking ass in the streets.

thawlts on tigers little brother?

I wonder what scub will name him

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here

jamal

>a guy who got brutally heemed by Schaub

That's really scary mobster material right there.

This might be the most ugly match on wmma history

>no one can take him seriously brendan schaub KO'd him
>>a guy who got brutally heemed by Schaub

if shaub kos you youll have a chip on your shoulder until you die

would unironically smash

Lion
Jaguar
Cheetah
Brendan and ThunderC(a)TEs

Felicia baby

6'1
6'6 arm reach
wan punch bruv

Unironically and genuinely my mom and dad

Dumb bitch the next guest in that room is gonna get pink eye now

Face 5/10
Body 8/10
Skin color 11/10

*Fixed