/cric/

>thread gets removed as soon as the irishman shows up
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

There's a few irish posters ones a west brit

he's "coloured". I think they're overstocked on the quota anyway, I think it's like 6 nonwhites of which 2 have to be black and they surpass that, it's not like it's dictating selection that much

Also Olivier left because South African cricket (and South Africa in general) is dying and not making any money, don't know how much impact the quota had on his decision

no he isn't he just isn't Dutch like the other boer players, probably French or Portuguese

yeah for most of them it's more a matter of getting paid more and living in a safer country rather than quotas
it's more of a reflection of the state of South Africa and the white flight than quotas, although those no doubt do play a role

Checked the mailbox this arvo

just had a look at mine

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Fucking hell always thought he was. Yeah maybe the quotas are worse than I realise
Yeah this

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Hey Siddle Siddle

The man in the middle.

maybe if bleks could bat they wouldn't have an issue

looking overused mate

ama

White people should stop bowling racistly

Imagine getting a test hat-trick..on your flipping birthday!

Based. Posting in an americric thread good work OP, nice proxy

hadn't thought of it this way

Just booked my tickets for the England v Ireland test lads, gonna sneak in fuck loads of vodka

Viv Richards would like to know your location

good trick is to get a watermelon cut a small hole and stick a bottle of vodka in upside down overnight then cut it up and bring it in as "lunch"

I said bleks not blacks

Does this actually get you pissed lol

I was just going to do the trick where you hide miniature spirits in the bottom of a can of Pringles

how are you boys spending your evenings?

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It’s 11.15 lad I’m at work

yeah the watermelon will absorb all the vodka

>2019
>not using ad blocker

evening plans on the cards then mate?

Gonna have a quiet one I reckon, went on a bit of a mad boozy Sunday with the missus yesterday. Probably do some research on sneaking booze into Lords

>Jesus picture

based wog

just get one of those little plastic bottles and hide it in a coat pocket, what are they going to do strip search you?

Just woke up

goon down ya pants mate

tomorrow never dies is such an underrated bond reckon it's actually better than goldeneye

need to pump and dump lads
trying to convince a tinder slag to come over

NOT YET HE HASN’T

Griget

a full strength young michelle yeoh gf

Business idea: remake all bond films with black woman and delete all evidence of those old rapey ones

Not the best Bond actor (though he really wasn't bad at all), but the best Bond film

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completely agree, the ski scene is one of my favourite bond sequences
people only dislike this because muh connery

Fun fact: the opening scene of Casino Royale where Bond tries to drown a man in a sink actually takes place at a cricket match.

There is an extended part of the scene that got cut.

I'm wagecucking. It's 11.49am

Kill me

it was unironcially cut because americans would get confused

you know someone has good taste if they rate OHMSS

Imagine cutting films just to please the master race, thanks guys

So many people skip it because they hear the bad stories but it's easily the best all-rounder, has the best music as well.

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fuck up josh

reminder that Blofeld the villain was named after Blofeld the cricket commentator

his father I mean

youtube.com/watch?v=lrkerh77MYY
so good

do you just watch random shit on your ipad in between shitposting in /cric/ until you go to sleep every night

get at least one hobby you asinine cunt

>"Keeping the British end up, Sir"
oh no no no MI6 BTFO

sorry that was a bit harsh

1 day until the cricket

Based

England will get skittled out by an innings in less than 3 days screenshot this

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Big Irish shlong?

Ryanair really missed an advertising opportunity here.

The capekino master race

how do I join the club?

Go Éire

can't wait for Roy to statpad against shitters from the western bogs then get ANNIHILATED by the four horsemen of the apocalypse

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Heather Knight? More like Heather Shight!
Is that a good joke lads? In what area can i improve?

should've been spelt as Shite for starters

I have no idea who any of these people are

Do Irish cricketers get bullied for playing an English sport?

business idea: harvest moon Zimbabwe edition

Not any more or less than soccer players and nobody bullies Roy Keane

are you guys getting the test there on TV?
>tfw not one network is running promos for the Ireland test
they're just p-playing right lads hehe

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went to the gym with me pop for the first time lads
gonna get gains

>poo peeland

It's behind the paywall on sky cricket channel

You fuckers tried to hide this thread from me by having the fake thread.

It has not worked. I am here. I am awake. I am seething.

This is not the real thread

shin godzilla is good

Went into my attic this morning and noticed a small hole in the roof tiles.

Strange thing is, it was pissing yesterday and there is no damp area. Wtf lads. I hear most roofers are cowboys and they'll probably tell me I need a complete new roof

How old is the roof?

Dunno, how's were built in the 70s so go with that

Shingle or tile roof?

Tiles

just subscribed to your blog bro

don't reply to sceptics

Meh. Try to patch it. Also wait for a ridiculously bad storm and claim the "damage" on your insurance.

it's not better then goateneye, definitely underrated though

is it a gaping hole or a slit
maybe it's designed to have runoff going over it

all pierce brosnan bond films are kino. the daniel craig ones are actually good but the franchise is dead now.

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state of this pleb

Was very horny so I downloaded Grindr. Was gonna meet up and bum a twink but I had a long think about it and decided not too. God I'm so horny.

have sex

sounds gay man

thinking about taking up boxing

Are you sure you didn't want to be the Twink?

I like dick but I don't like men

That sounds kinda gay to me

Not denying that, I'm pretty comfortable in my sexuality

Get a gf

based joshy

ghosting sluts on tinder finally get boring huh

Kek

joshy may be muscular and elite enough to con twinks into thinking he'll bum them, but i don't think he's dishonest enough not to actually bum them anyway

Kek

supposedly have 30 gold "likes" on tinder but whenever I swipe I get no matches, wtf?

based ghost

is the black girl american as well? dire

oooooooo...oooooooooo oooooooooo

just be yourself

you have to be in a bad state where a cunt like abbot bails on your international team to play shield

which abbot?

Thinking about taking my grindr date to the cinema to watch this cricket kino tonight

youtube.com/watch?v=z4jf9_HnBnk

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How do you baldies get so many swipes?

kyle
the one that ended the career of our entire middle order in 2016

Kyle

poetic

you fuck

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>94372261
Based freshie

tony

didn't know he played shield, his main gig was county cricket like the other saffars

R.I.P lil nigga

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meant county im mentally cooked tonight after toil until 11

how good is facejacker lads?

really want to masturbate to some child porn

fuck up poosh

you have been saying this for years and yet im still here posting

maybe you should look into suicide

Lads, I just got confirmation that the world cup trophy is STILL in the country and there are NO plans to hand it over to New Zealand.

the GF

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So true

grim

>G

reckon she might have overreacted?

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>*prepares to bully KP out of the team*

My girlfriend is getting a bit chubby, lads.

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>girlfriend
>girl

Steggles southern style tendies

Pretty disgusting m8. Imagine fucking a GIRL.

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that's legit a dude josh
like i think i actually have seen "her" camming before

grim thread

dire thread now

would suck her dick desu

does the vlcsnap pornposter have a name?

don't tell me what to do

yes

what is it?

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Josh Reynolds

He cute

5 would pull the most pussy here in the gong

how old is he in the bottom left? definitely the cutest.

bruh

36

Well hmm, don't think that can be right mate considering he's only 28 right now. I think you might be pulling me leg...

Goddamn it is off-putting when a guy has one eye vertically *and* horizontally skewed.

top right is literally ellen degenerate

because when you look up at him with his cock in your mouth you don't know if he is looking at you or not?

19 in this photo

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begging to be dressed up as a girl and fucked

>bimonthly stroll to the recycling bins with two empty slab boxes in hand at 1am
Grim.

That's enough of that kind of talk mate, thanks

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I wish I was his boyfriend

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BACK STREET'S BACK ALRIGHT

Corey a cutie

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woakes?

Yeah

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guess he's an oasis fan

Fuck sake lads can't wait to leave work, feel depressed, alcohol still in my system after Saturday. Fuck this why does alcohol make you so depressed after the Initial hangover. Wana kms tbqh

going to need some significant breakthroughs in quantum computing in order to properly sublimate her perfect beauty into digital brushstrokes

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fat horse

hibi/cric/ was better.....

beer fear can linger for a while
i really struggle with mondays

>fucked by nannies
oh nononononononononononono puta madre

Same. I've done fuck all work today too

Find a picture with more talent, I'll wait

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Watching Tosh.0 in bed lads

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Cricket ruined his skin

toil on the morrow

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Should’ve taken finasteride

Looking good mate

START THE DAMN ASHES BEFORE I PISS MYSELF

>the anglo tormented
>thievery is just not cricket

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grim day

Singing Australian songs at the moment, due to my deep respect for the Australian people

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england's brave jofra archer

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Based

Good to see him recuperating from his "injury"

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reckon this one would suit you
youtube.com/watch?v=FAvpBZbAqw8

why do people who arent english play for england

anyone who wants to be english is english m8. you some kind of racist?

Stockholm syndrome

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Sorry for the delay Bruce, but it turns out I can't find the chords for the one you posted. So have an unrelated song from a different Aussie singer instead

vocaroo.com/i/s0mrMrEYrfG1

tabs are a crutch, you will never improve unless you start using your ear. Not to even point out the verse chords is literally the title of the song. And Chet Faggot fucking sucks. Every time I engage with you you upset me with your intense plebness

based nigga

Appreciate the constructive criticism Shane lad, but what's a man to do? I've had a hard day at toil and actually putting effort into it is the last thing I want to do. Perhaps a non-Australian singer will make everything ok again?

vocaroo.com/i/s151CB77vRwA

Based Bard

What we listening to
youtu.be/9GdvFiE2R5I

Facing batsman: me
Non-striker: /cric/

twitter.com/TheCricketerMag/status/1153308626918039553

Should have just ran anyway and pushed him out of the crease if he refused to go

Any know they don't deserve it England man in?

/cric/ BTFO

just woke up

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

Morning lad

angry rantman is a fucking faggot

Never liked him

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thank dear bro

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tell me about the large breasted Caribbean, why does she wear the mask?

autosage?

bro it is shakib

autosage lamo
what did you guys do?

Yep

new thread

alright lads, I think we've learned our lesson, time to stick to the subject at hand and refrain from off topic posting

Ban just ended lads. I will try and stay on-topi............oh wait! I was banned for making an on-topic post haha

Looks like we were banned at the same time

Okay okay yes very funny joke everyone thought it was very funny yes hahahaha indeed.
Now hand the cup back

pic of the ban pls

Don’t have it but the pic in that post had Triple H’s cricket-related tweet so the low IQ mong assumed it was off-topic

alright, I know. Let's play a game. We'll name something involving cricket which has to start with the last letter of the previous word okay? I'll start:

Wisden

No ball

Leg before wicket

Tuscon fatties

Seventy seven kilograms

Spinner

racism

Misfield

Denly, Joe (the man who will kill Australia)

Extra

Armball

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the Paki pain lingers hard for the fugee

Left arm fast medium

>autosage
Surely God punishing cric for what they did to NZ.

Midwicket

Janny will be autosaging every /cric/ thread until NZ gets the world cup. This is not a joke

Thirdman

...

Night Watchman