/hoc/

>rags

to be fair carolina has won one more cup than some canadian nhl franchises

Thinkin about playing RE4

whoa

boy does that game fall off when you leave salazar's castle

no u

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youtube.com/watch?v=NHeSC_Ws5Ic
just found this gem

go knights

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No I'm not a prostitute I work construction down in Raleigh

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watching wrestlemania xiii lads

>when the meme is spiced just right

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...

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Nah

>color wars

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OK
I think we may have allowed /hoc/ to sink to, yet another low

Stop doing that

It'll give you warts..

Eating cheese string. Yum

toss some hundreds of miles my way lad

Giv

Cringe
Got a 16 pack last week

>implying you have anything better to do

I'm watching modern family and having snacks.

John Cena sucks

i eat ass

post pickle rick jersey

thinking about worthless shit to spend my money on

Don't

i just ate 3 drumstick icecreams

buy your mom some flowers

Fuck bracketnig

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youtube.com/watch?v=frgENbP1lYY&t=0m4s

Buy a sex doll

I would be so fucking cheesed if I was American. I probably eat two bags of all dressed a week

I'm having secret thoughts...

>all dressed
never heard of it til now. good luck finding it around here

You wish

The treadmill program is working out. Soon Shannon will have even less stomach to scratch.

Was here the whole time but it wasn't him. Yea ok

waiting for the day he makes vids while he's on the treadmill

he used to drink a can of pepsi per vid

Seattle Sea Addled

>Dressed all over and Zesty Mordant

Seattle Sunken Ships
Portland Percolators

Toxic masculinities entail a resistance to admitting any kind of weakness, since weakness is for "girls," not men. These beliefs are central to hockey cultures, where a failure to appropriately play through pain and exhibit mental and physical toughness will often put a player on the receiving end of some choice feminized insults.

Toxic masculinities hurt men. And they hurt women, too.

wtf kind of site name is pension plan puppets

pussy

>t. painlet
suck it up you pansy

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maple_Leaf_Sports_&_Entertainment#Ontario_Teachers'_Pension_Plan

*glasses you*

Shant (you) the pussy leaf.

I Was An NHL Player Until I Was Fired By Two Cowards And A Bigot

> In 2012, the Ontario Teachers' Pension Plan sold their 79.53% share of the company for CA$1.32 billion to a joint venture between Rogers Communications and BCE Inc., two of Canada's largest media companies, giving the company an equity value of CA$1.66 billion and an enterprise value of CA$2 billion.
i still don't understand. i'll just y'know post a meme and let this blow over

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I fucking hate this. I hate that my favorite sport acts like some buzzcut dad from 1956 who sits over in the corner reading the paper and doesn’t say a fucking word to you unless you decide to grow a ponytail one day. Life is a fucking distraction, and hockey seems determined to keep up the hockey-only facade despite the fact that life creeps in at every possible opportunity. OH NO! BAD LIFE! SHOO SHOO, GO AWAY! And besides, hockey is the biggest distraction of all! When people say "I just want to focus on hockey," they’re basically saying, "I just want to focus on this big distraction over here. OOOH SHINY!"

>old boomer fuck teachers agree to cash out their shares and then retire

do you understand?

no i don't. why wouldn't they hold on to their shares until the laffs win a cup?

Does Shannon even skate or play hockey himself? I've never actually watched his vids

i saw a pic of him playing floor hockey

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As long as the Nets are allowing Jay-Z to call their marketing shots — what a shock that he chose black and white as the new team colors to stress, as the Nets explained, their new "urban" home — why not have him apply the full Jay-Z treatment?

Why the Brooklyn Nets when they can be the New York N———s? The cheerleaders could be the Brooklyn B——hes or Hoes. Team logo? A 9 mm with hollow-tip shell casings strewn beneath.

What difference does it make? The teachers pension plan is a long term investment group. The value of the team hasn't gone up enough in the 7 years since they've sold its shares to make it a regrettable move. They sold it off for 1.5 billion, have plenty of money to pay off retired boomers and push them into retirement, paving the way for left wing zoomer teachers to take their place. And now they have plenty of money to continue to invest elsewhere. Do you understand?

ahaha i thought the nets were still in new jersey for a sec. fuck br**klyn

>apehoop pasta
hard shan't

What the fuck business does some boomer money shit have to do with hockey?

Dude cant even rollerblade

He plays street hockey at meetups and stuff but he hasn't skated in a game in years iirc. His kids play so he still skates around sometimes.

for me it's qt pah 2ty patty smyth and not that ugly skank patti smith

you talk like a fag, and your shit's all retarded

because
is copied from a boom boom site, and then an user informed me that at one point boom booms held a large stake in the laffs media company before selling it off because they sucked shit and weren't makin money. now a joint ventureship with bell owns everything

Here's a tangentially related question:

When it comes to homosexuality in pro-sports, which I'm for, actually I'm for letting ladies play sports with guys if they're able to play it better than a guy, my question is this:

Would we expect to have locker rooms separated by sexual preference? For example I don't think many women would appreciate changing clothes and taking showers and a whole bunch of other stuff with (presumably) straight men.

i don't care if fags are in hockey as long they can check

Therefore isn't it..fair(?) to assume that straight men may not want to be in a lockerroom with folks who may be sexually attracted to them, because it may make them uncomfortable?

Similarly when it comes to Transgendered people, how does that work? Especially in schools and such

And while we're at it, let's get those damn female reporters out of the locker room too. Stupid bitches and queers looking at the naked dongs

you are on a team, act like it.

>if they're able to play it better than a guy,
They cant

>Seat

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stop (you)ing bait posts or they never learn

Blows my mind when politics say "well tell you in4 months" then they're like oh ya it was 300 million or something lol. What are you supposed to say to that? Oh, k thanks

Remember when Tampa signed a female goalie as a promotional stunt to sell preseason tickets? That's probably about as far as women's hockey will get in the NHL

imagine a phenomenal midge goalie

dead thread.

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>using 4chanX cuz he was bullied in his own thread
lmaoing at your island

It would have a small 5 hole

didn't he sell his stake in the team like 6 years ago

I would pay good money to see this

>While Jay Z still owns a percentage of a percentage point on the Barclays Center, he is no longer allowed to own an NBA franchise due to his involvement in sports agency firm Roc Nation Sports. NBA rules dictate that you can’t be an agent and a team owner at the same time

>team owner
thats not PC

now i'm doubly laughing at your island AHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

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youtube.com/watch?v=9pX1Gn3rCPw

>/cric/ is dead
surprised it took so long desu

What do you think randys doing on man whore alley?

>island
based

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dreaming of kakko

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>rags

kakko is a bust and trouba sucks ass

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Help yotes beat the shorks

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>thinking about busts
For what purpose?

test

>our pet died due to neglect
pottery

>low

was never good at those

really though why test? just clean your fucking cookies and reset the router

router? i barely even know her!

wet the shitman fart sucks
for me, it's shawn michaels

Kaapo Kakko desu

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is a bust

>over 40 players from Finland in the NHL
buds how do we make the nhl great again?

yeah he's great such a badass

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just imagine sam will read this as "root 'er" lmao what a dumb fuck

you guys know rick and morty is chambers favorite show

i'm only aware of the 36 chambers

reddit and memey is decent it just has one of the worst fanbases imaginable

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t. seething cowboy larper

Gotta get tho-*burp* those pucks de-*burp* deep, morty

anyone whose been lurking i want you to post NOW

youtube.com/watch?v=6ImC2_m-l1M

LEAFED

Is that the guy from the league who lied about being at the twin towers on the left?

>shawn is a fag
>guying flipping the bird
kek

lol yes

yes

>amy smart
c'mon girl quit being a hoe

i like rick and morty there i said it

Xheattle jerseys leaked

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portland logo leaked

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i like to watch archer and reddits burgers just because of the guys voice

Rick and Morty started out fine enough but got way too self referential

Jon Benjamin is a national treasure

this is better than all of season 3
youtube.com/watch?v=v6yg4ImnYwA

You should watch Jon Benjamin has a Van

>Rick and Morty: /cric/ edition

like the one lad said, rick and morty is cool, it's the fans that ruin it (much like wrestling)

youtube.com/watch?v=EO7XffhGFCY

Adult Swim used to be purely for watching while high or drunk as shit at like 1-2am and now its on like all the time

hup
2
3
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'sgo
2
3
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'sgo

thinking while also thinking it'll pass

just had a thought

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theres some yotes fans. also stors and kitties both have anons, especially the cats and finland

Decent list

edmongolians vs relocanes in a cage match, battle of the seethe. winner will take on whoever advances in the sam vs ted i quit match

this but the exact opposite

Nailed it mate.

thinkin bout ice hockey without skates

Agreeable post

thinkign 'out a world without ice...

thinking about the based ice age

lads steak n shake is slow tonight

>no sunbelt
What a based time

sunday /hoc/ is deader than a weeknight /hoc/
curious

you're /hoc/ curious

>maybe if I just keep reposting it a day later, the reaction to it will change

good night sleep tight

thanks lad
you too

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Getting lots of rest, lad. Lots of pucks to get deep and in the back of the net this week

going home from the bar, the local degenerates were having a party

why so upset?

Based/10 jersey

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Shut up, Ted

thinking Bout thoughts

>Called the Sabres
>Logo is a cow head
???

wow hope they're deep mine are shallow and don't penetrate the membrane

did it not?

thinking bout /hoc/ island

youtube.com/watch?v=2k0SmqbBIpQ

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got a nice tan going

hurry up and sign brocky, jimbo

big news coming tomorrow morning

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sign mikko you cowards

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rain from your fanbases tears, right?

big dic /cric/
smol coc /hoc/

>didn't have a general before a drunk brazilian made one
i don't mind rapefugees in /hoc/

Actually the opposite

thinking about something embarrassing i did 10 years ago

>girl with a 10/10 ass doing squats and romanian deadlifts near you
>have to try your hardest not to look

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i just think about all the abortions that blew outta her

she's not black though

Tell /hoc/ all about it, it will be therapeutic

just stare until they kick you out, then join another gym

Top tier incel post lad

please tell fren

really gets the noggin joggin

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i was in grade 11 chemistry class and me and the cute teacher's assistant were figuring out a problem, both standing over the desk looking at a sheet of paper, her hand was leaned on the desk and my face was directly above it looking down, and a giant gob of drool came out of my mouth and landed on her hand
then she didn't say anything so i didn't say anything and we just carried on like it didn't happened and then she went over to the sink and washed her hands afterwards

>she taught drooling retards
ahahahahahahahhahaha

that is very embarrassing, but probably did nothing to impact your life fren so is not big deal

they be raw doggin'

Wow, not gonna lie, that sounds really embarassing. But you survived, that's the important part.
If you met here again now, years later, I am 100% sure you could bring it up and share a laugh about it together.

wow retard

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>laffs

As I've always said, face your fears and sip your beers

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

Boys I am losing it without hockey to watch. Last season was such a good fucking season and it's just wait wait wait. Boys i rewatched every hockey movie on netflix and I really am craving that build up to playoff hockey and the drama of it. I feel like a fucking crackhead atm.

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>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>laffs

>rags

>laffs
>rags
>chambers

just go do some laps around your local rink

real pookcific hours

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stfu spook

Proud of y’all

plenty of >laffs had, and to be had fren

Watch Cricket and cricket related movies

>leafs living RENT FREE in the ENTIRE west coast's head

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would it kill you faggots to talk about HOCKEY once in awhile

okay
I FEEL LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT
LIKE CHICKEN TONIGHT

it's hard to forget about a team so historically bad and with a fanbase so annoying

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Yes, I have a brief announcement to make. Gretzky was black, Mark Messier was the devil, and Bettman is lying about 3-0. Thank you for you time and good night.

Matthews looks about 20 years older than Dubas in this photo, lmao

thinkin bout words and transmitting thoughts to my fingers to hammer away on this here keyboard

still think there should be at least one boomer gm with absolute control to have a fever dream and make a wild trade, it would keep /hoc/ interesting during the summer

thinkin bout words and transmitting thoughts to my fists to hammer away on your faces

shut up chambers

POOK

what the FUCK am I supposed to do for another 2 months without hockey

The ultimate jew pill

get a hobby

start lifting

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america deserved 9/11

Go on

based jeff

fags

Yo wtf

just bein real

Bruh chill before I fist your ass

>tfw downloaded 250 mods for skyrim today

*sips*

*sips from your cup while you look away*

Watch Cricket

>I am forgotten

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Imagine all-finnish NHL-team

Huomenta

youtube.com/watch?v=siImwtHDmXU

Kapanen-Barkov-Granlund
Teräväinen-Aho-Kakko
Laine-Kotkaniemi-Rantanen
Donskoi-Haula-Armia

Heiskanen-Ristolainen
Lindell-Vatanen
Nutivaara-Jokiharju

Rask
Saros

>Granlund that high
>no generational Bulju

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>Gusev is still not traded
fuck McPhee for doing this

dumb commie

Bluejackets will make the playoffs for 4th straight season

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Me on the left

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Go Notes, we exist lads.

>ted is a faggot
YIKES
Bluejackets are based shitty but not terrible

Feeling stupid and dangerous

Because you're a stupid coward?

Reminder that panarin is a >rags faggot and always will be for not taking 12.5m

Aren't you a crossdressing lgbtning fan?

He probably just fucked your mother raw

Seatle Dickgirls
Possibly the greatest girls
/hoc/ will ever see

How can a girl have a dick?

Nope. Got no canadian team jersey.

>he doesn't know about female dicks

Rekt

ask your mom

>Rantanen third line

>Risto on your first pair

grim

Real mature

*fart noise

Jets fans and Panthers fans are the only really good fans that post in /hoc/

Oh >we absolutely exist lad

This gay website ate my picture

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Sounds like you and dicks

wondering which fanbase put this list together

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Rude

nucks fan obviously

Three dicks
One randy

Lads I weighed myself this morning at 169 down from 184, feels good frens

how tall are you m8?

5'11 manlet, I plan to bulk after cutting some more

141 and 6'3" reporting in

2,04 and 140 here

Huomenta Mr. Skeltal

im 5'7 177 you twinks need to get on the thicc plan if you want to hit a 4 pl8 deadlift

I'll get proper thicc once I'm no longer skinnyfat, I assure you

Huomenta!
Why would I care about lifting?

a 4 plate deadlift isn't even impressive. do you even lift?

Thread is more dead than /cric/
Grim

Imagine moving heavy things around just so you can one day move even heavier things around

Imagine doing anything except shitposting on /hoc/

you get your mommy to open jars for you

Deep

Doing chin ups lads

2k19 offseason shall be remembered as the offseason /hoc/ got /fit/

Haters will say its photoshopped

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Fat, balding spic.
>laffs

why is matthews hanging out with a young ted cruz?

waking up.and getting coffee

Onions boy scoots

And then got fat again once the season starts

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th-th-thats my warmup

fashion icon Auston Matthews

One dick
Two dudes

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Matthews looks like that type of guy that constantly talks about going to indie music festivals

Oh no look at this dood

>he can’t squat 6 plates
>he can’t leg press 8 plates
>he can’t calf press 10 plates
Lmao at you musclelets

I only do shouldersa and neck

>he cant eat 11 plates of food
Stomachlets

sorry, machines are for phaggits this is not debatable

I only work my forearms and eat spinach

>tfw no qt goalie gf

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Would be happy to match with some single mothers at this point

>machines are for faggots
Okay weakling

god DAMN she's cute

>single mothers
why?

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>he counts the plates both side of the bar

ineed instagram.com/__merkush__/

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Why not?

*SIPS*

youtube.com/watch?v=IwBS6QGsH_4

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>not one single feet pic

>he counts the bar

god damn

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new thread when?

pretty women scare me

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>my closest NHL is 3 hours away from my college town

how am I going to get back for a game during college football season??? I didn't think this through

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this girl is a 6/10 in Texas

drive

Just find one who loves you, and then there's nothing to be scared or intimidated about.

we posting qts?

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yeah, qts, not random anavar thots

just bee yourself

Haha does she take her socks off?

hi lads

this is her only good picture
don't look up other ones trust me

hello there

>FSU game at noon
>Lightning game at 7:30
No shot, plus I'm gonna be drunk as a skunk

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Are you counting both sides, Dumbo.

Don't know what you are talking about user

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post hockey qts

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>letting faggoty college handegg distract you from hockey
shoo, shoo, not for you

sunbelt is fair weather football fan, shocking

Not me, lad.
I'm a sunbelter with both floorsqueak and handegg teams in >my city, and I couldn't give a fuck about them.

>not all sunbelt
Rapist pigs out

This
All you need is a rack, bench, bar, and free weights

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>he can't drink all day and still maintain a state of relative coherency
baka desu

the best female player was a man in a dress

>ywn have a qt muscle gf
Shame she's so short.

Sam's great-grandfather?

womanlets aren't real women

based alcoholic

Agreed. Any woman under 6 feet is only a girl, not a real woman.

he wishes
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albertine_Lapensée

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Mark waghlberg is a jets fan just like me :)

Who are you?

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donnie wahlberg

Would you rather have Brady Tkachuk or Bowen Byram?

absolute kino

I'm apologizing in advance for any posts I may have made or will have make. I'm very ill. I'm still number one sports fan and in /hoc/ context jEts and Laine fan, but I'm very illl

Matthews looks like skrillex

Byram

thumbs are all cramped up from gaming too hard

>I'm very ill
Physically, or mentally?

tkachuk ez

better than dick cramps from too much groinal activity

Brady. He’s an agitator just like his brother. Can’t wait for him to start pissing off marchand and trouba

Spiritually and psychologically. I exercise everyday

tkachuk

Zoom zoom zomies based cringe

hope you're in lots of pain

>she married a man named Albert Schmidt from New York
yup, she was a dude, no question

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>The agent for Vegas Golden Knights winger told Russian news outlet Championat that he will look into having the winger rejoin the KHL if Gusev does not receive a contract or a trade by an undisclosed date.

>Yuri Nikolaev, who represents the restricted free agent, said he’s aware the Golden Knights have received trade offers for Gusev, but noted the 27-year-old would prefer to re-sign in Vegas. Gusev joined the Golden Knights ahead of the playoffs this spring after nine seasons in the KHL but didn’t appear in a game with the team. He led the KHL in points in 2018-19 with 17 goals and 82 points in 62 games with SKA St. Petersburg before joining Vegas.

What does shannon make of all this?

Leave my city, fag

Why did he not play at all last year? Suspicious imho

Video by 3PM ET

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He was only on the team for like 2 games or something against the shorks.

So who’s the best zoomer in the NHL?

Rantanen

>one svechnikov brother with a glass knee and the other with brain issues probably after getting murdered by ovi

ohnononononono

Laine

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Was looking for this exact webm, thank you.

just checking the thread for (You)'s

Tuntemattomat

McDavid

here you go my man

time for a zoomer tier list

>s tier
svech, laine

that's all I got

>s tier
Shouldn't it be z tier?

back atcha fren

BASED

No, make your own list if you don't like it bitch

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yeah send me your resume

t. Jeff Bezos

what is the cutoff birth year for gen Z?
I think most zoomers are too young to play in the NHL yet

1995/1996

>middle of a decade
Kill yourself

and he was a queer

I may be 15 years old but I still think fighting and old time hockey should be allowed! Like this comment if you agree

kys you're self

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Uh oh, jannies aren't going to like this.

commie is absolutely seething lads

different user but zoomers are post 2000
why would people who were alive for the turn of the millennium not be millennials

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>because these other idiots agree with me that makes me not an idiot
>middle of the decade
you and community rising kill y'allselves

>20 years is still a generation
It's like only 5 now the world is changing faster and faster

>when the hair pills start working

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Don't believe you

proof

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Say goodbye to your dick user

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tampon bay

kick Vee

sudden bulju

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thats not how it works

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FUCKING SPOOKED

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>falling for memes
oof

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None of you use your dicks anyway you should at least get on fin so you're not ugly

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I don't mind being ugly

Ravioli ravioli
Kill yourself you fucking mentally ill fat shit
twitter.com/nhl/status/1153327635260420098?s=21

who is this potato again?

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How is she so fat if she's on chemo lol

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i'm on fin and my faps are as powerful as ever

i dont think she's retard OR has cancer desu

showered and feeling clean

Would love to get on a Finn desu

It's exactly how it works you obsolete useless peice of unadaptable human garbarge

imagine not having strong finnish bulls in your prospect pool

I wish I had some young finnish bulls in my swimming pool

Literally can’t

Would you guys donate to a patreon so I can start posting here full time again? I need a steady stream of liquor and chips

post benis

50 for dick 100 for full frontal no face 200 full frontal with face

No it isn't

Gonna start a patreon for sam, Ill be in charge of dispersing payments to him

Just came back from Yea Forums, lots of mild fans there I see

Generations are determined by marked events that change human life, not by whichever number make your autism feel good

youtube.com/watch?v=WLNzTZVvoWs

Any updates on the gf to user situation

user ended up getting picked up on waivers by /cric/

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wtf this thread is still up

why wouldnt it still be here, until 500?

my agent is telling me i might have to settle for the khl this season

Helsinki Jokers?

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Ring ding ding daa baa
Baa aramba baa bom baa barooumba

Helsinki suicide by gunshots hockey club

NOTHING IS HAPPENING

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me in the middle

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Back from the gym, lads

*wins

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Are they, dare I say it, back?

.............yes

is it possible to have a widows peak without full male pattern baldness?

yes satan

a widows peak is a symptom of male pattern baldness, so no you can't have a widows peak without already having male pattern baldness.

my ears are cold

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my heart hurts

neighbors car alarm has been going off for like 5 minutes now

go outside and honk the horn of your car every time theirs goes off

its summer dude wtf

the summer is crazy la la la la

ya ya ya

In my underwear. Tra-la-la~~

youtube.com/watch?v=j2iAqogv8DE

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Washing my sheets lads

o shit waddup

Are you on campus boi? I thought I was the only loser here to post on /hoc/

wow this thread is still up? hockey must be a joke lol

reminder: hughes = bust

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Reminder kakko is another f*nn going top 5 and is bound to bust like his other counterparts

ALL THESE NIGGAS AND ALL THESE HOES IN HERE SOMEONE HERE GON FUCK

white women ____ ____

reminder: kakko = future superstar

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Got squirted by the enema bandit again

are disgusting

Do any of you work in sports? I believe it's my last hope before I turn to a life of professional gambling

I work in manufacturing

you could be like shannon

I'm on it

...

only in your wet dreams. now go to mcdonalds to calm down fatty

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>poopoo caca
>not busting

>mad because yet another overhyped Finn didn't go 1OA
Hughes will bust all over kakko's face