Imagine unironically being an """""American""""" and watching soccer

absolutely based

It's a good pairing honestly. Let the Euros keep their sport, and let us Americans enjoy our national sports without having to deal with hipster faggotry over here at home.

Lel true ese, thank jesus im mexican

I don’t watch soccer, but I’ll help you make fun of those that do.

Crud is from the 90s. No one says it anymore. Also I don’t know wtf doop is. That’s not American slang.

how fucking new are you

The fiasco about equal pay for women’s soccer is the most recent example and the politicization of the World Cup win to being something about anti-Trump and anti-men instead of it just being a good day for all Americans

>imagine unironically being an """""American
I'd rather not thanks

I don’t watch soccer, I don’t get your shitty lingo and memes and neither should you

I can’t wait until Muslims ban the internet in the UK

newcunts

lmao fucking gotem

is this literally your first day on Yea Forums?

dooping mad

that's just a bunch of faggots on twitter getting mad though, I don't understand how that will, say, affect the fabric of the premier league. the FBI actually BTFOd FIFA for being corrupt, so you could argue we are actually helping soccer.

youtube.com/watch?v=yv4SpjMinlQ

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And that's just the tip of the iceberg. There's a team named after faggot pride parades and every single fan is a fat dyke or a basedface caricature

lurk more

>There's a team named after faggot pride parades and every single fan is a fat dyke or a basedface caricature
St. Pauli?

No one gives a fuck, dude. Stop believing that everyone in Europe is mad because you don't like football (soccer). No one cares really.

he's so much worse than i ever imagined

Not true the
Usa usa usa shitposting was very fun

>without USA
but we won it

He's talking about the actual World Cup that everyone watches, not the dyke cup that no one cares about.

umm no sweetie the womens world cup is just as important as the mens

lose weight

visit a dentist

get your eyebrows trimmed

what happened to the alliance, Lisbro?

dont associate this flag with that "city" ever again

soccer is pretty gay desu

@94367649
suck my pisso homo

what if i'm an 160 lb twig? (73 kg)

It's mostly the zoomers that tank this flag's reputation tbqh. Boomer Burgers know more about soccer than you think.

This may be incomprehensible to zoomers who are used to being spoonfed information, but soccer was not always widely covered in the US like it is currently. Not every game was televised like it is today and it took effort to follow games back then. Combine that with the aforementioned hurrrrr durrrr Americans shouldn't be allowed to like soccer mentality and it could only come from a place of genuine interest and passion desu

>reading comprehension

I don't understand how this affects Europe though?? your billionaire elites are pushing the same Marxist bullshit that ours are, don't blame Cletus or Javier

Real boomers dont like soiccer

For me, its THE United Soccer League

become a trap

based

this is the perfect example of a soccer fan in the us, imagine him saying some shit like this to you at the bar

>don't blame Cletus or Javier
blame schlomo

>imagine having poo poo skincolor

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lol no thank you
youre sick

No problem with a fellow American enjoying soccer (even though I dislike the sport). What's irritating is that 95% of soccer fans in the country follow the sport more out of wanting to spite American sporting culture than a genuine interest in the game. They call it "football," wear a faggy little scarf, badly emulate European chants, and then never shut the fuck up about how it's "growing," and is on pace to supplant a big 4 sport since it's the sport of the youth! (despite participation numbers lagging behind basketball, football, and baseball/softball). This sport was also "the sport of youth" in the 80s since every kid was signed up to AYSO at one time or another.

These are your average "football" followers in the US.

gawker.com/urbane-new-yorkers-now-ruining-the-sport-of-soccer-ahem-1565868023

I'll still look cool doing it because I don't let my life revolve around groupthink :^)

>spouts the most canned, unoffensive meaningless groupthink nonsense which could have come from the wal-mart company policies handbook
>”not groupthink”

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>I get to tell other people what they can and can't do with their personal life!
You don't happen to be white do you

come home, handegg man

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