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early, but ass so shall
what am i supposed to be seeing here
the dog hairs stuck all over her undies
based muscular, and elite thread
go knights
thinking about a cheeky fap
Hate earlyfags but not as much as I hate Shannon
*farts
>early
shan't
see you lads in the real thread
based
That's not an ass that's a pancake
no you won't
you shant see me there, shitbelter
Is there a team in a worse position than the Minnesota Wild?
>Soft 30+ winger with a career ending back injury signed at top line money for the next decade
>Incredibly overrated locker room cancer defenseman signed at an even worse contract for the next decade
>awful prospect pool
>soft autist who can't speak English as a captain
>doofus goalie who was signed after 5 months of good play, has regressed at an alarming rate and isn't even starter quality any more
>team is so cancerous they ran their coach out of town and hired a guy that couldn't win with prime ovechkin and couldn't win with getzlaf perry and kesler
>signed a soft, 46 point, regressing player to a six year, 30 MILLION DOLLAR contract who will be 32 by the time he plays his first game with them, if he doesnt break his arm before then
>hired an assistant coach who wasn't good enough to coach in fucking NEW JERSEY
>fanbase that booed them off the ice in the playoffs
>management that relies on an IRL meme "the state of hockey" to pander to idiots and sell tickets
>worst logo in professional sports. A fucking bear made of trees
>retarded coach guaranteed a playoff berth, and then missed the playoffs
What a laughably bad franchise
So, can anyone think of a team in a worse position?
didn't read lol
>doing it for free
When will Shannonfags learn?
yeah but they got eric staal bros
>other thread deleted
absolutely based
Wtf I love jannies now
fatbelters on suicide watch
awful thread.
you're allowed to make early threads now, its been like this for a while
Dallas is the next WIld
flat butts are the best you get that raw ball slap against her pelvic bone it feels bomb but you gotta be a thug
t. thread got deleted
The Wild win the cup
>caring if a thread was linked on the 499th post
>her
>being so new you don't know the rules of threadmaking
seething/boiling/simmering
>being so pathetic that you're arguing about the timing of thread creation constantly
We're taking /hoc/ back. Just wait until the season starts. We are going to make /hoc/ great again.
snes
peak sunbelt
>lightning ass
>hank hill ass
>ass only an irishman would love
Cmon man
if you don't like that type of ass, you are obviously not a white straight male north of the mason dixon line.
>t. paddy o'sullivan
>brainwashed zoomer
This ass is a 4/10 in the south
What an ass, this is top tier female body don't @ me
based
It hurts to live
>/athletes/ on ice skates
/hoc/
>other thread absolutely btfo
It hurts to hurt
Listening to the Tony Hawk Pro Skater soundtrack.
LIGHTS OUT
GUERRILLA RADIO
>based as fuck
Jerry was a race car driver
He'd say el sob number one
With a Bocephus sticker
On his 442 he'd light 'em up
Just for fun
just turned on some afi
TURN THAT SHIT UP
just turned on some uhf
just turn it up, lads
>fuck the neighbors
The SNES will make the playoffs this year cap this
For me, it's the Matt Hoffman's BMX 2 soundtrack
primus fucking SUCKS
make sure you get a T shirt =)
that is incredibly offensive
Imagine being the camera guy having to slowly zoom in on a grown woman dancing like she has downs while not violently shaking the camera with laughter
>muh sugar lumps
Enough of this gay banter...
>Pulju in peak offseason form
and now... Number 3...
the Larch.... the Larch...
What's that disease called?
This is the dumbest /hoc/ I've ever seen.
Lookin limber muh dood
That's what happens when you let earlyposters win
Call the cops.
i like asses like that, girls with asses like that are usually cute
5 head
That wasn't very christmasey
youtube.com
quick, whats the most inflammatory thing you can think of to post?
next time make it tay tay edition
*runs towards you*
What do you do?
This. Every thread we're one early thread away from complete retardation
Hope flavortown isn't next, lads
This. Perky ass are the best
I'm about to say it
TURN THAT SHIT UP
What?
man the harpoons
BULJU ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
AND WE GON MAKE YOU LOSE YOUR MIND
EVERYBODY JUST...
BUST THAT
Time to feed the dog.
>reddit against the machine
grim
Don't think Sam's back from the beach yet
upvoted
Shoo shoo lil zoomie
I don't feed Sam. He just eats whatever I drop on the floor.
Gonna snap
I prefer Audioslave desu
Grab the milk bucket
that's a dance break
*hits pipe*
seattle soundgardens
Seattle Sat On My Nuts Again
Okay lads, what's the best media player for videos?
I use YouTube.
I want to make sure the botnet has as much data on me as possible.
WHITE
WHALE
oppressive
Betamax
whenever youtube asks me to rate my experience i always select very poor
I only do that after watching a Shannon video
For me, it's watching Bar Rescue and laughing at all the terrible owners
Going to my grandma's. Don't have too much fun without me.
Just took an oddly shaped but very smelly Carolina.
We finna bout to deliver 50 megatons of freedom to Sweden
You can still post there lad
Yeah, but I gotta drive there.
yet another failure
>p-please doon't make fun of my retarded communist band
FINNS ON PARADE
bow dow buh buh brayr bruh breer bruh
Rocky really dindu muffin tho
helo
yo will grandma have any homemade cake or cookies? If she has extra bring me back some plz
that's just fucking sad
bootlicker
oops, meant to post this
here
>bootlicker
found the underage poster
found the bootlicker
you will grow up someday champ.
t. bootlicker
I made more money last year than you did, bootlicker.
mmm nice booty
hmm where is small dic /cric/? seems they got dabbed on lads
i eat ass
S E A T T L E
I was right to call you a child
A "child" that makes far more money than you despite all your corporate ball sucking. How pathetic, consider suicide.
get a load of this seething canadian
oh yea my dad could beat up your dad. again you will mature one day lad
maybe one day all your dick kissing will pay off lad. until then remain angry.
>im not mad you are
sure
Jets cup bombers cup animes real budlights the best beer mango is the best fruit. Simple as
what do i have to be mad about? i am not a poorfag bootlicker.
Can't we all just get along
for me, its just playing vidya on a sunday night
children often get emotional for no reason, take a nap you will feel better
>when your 67 year old senile father makes tacos for dinner
ya great. glad im gonna have to call in sick to work again because you can't cook anymore. sunday nights are the best.
I hope he is poisoning you on purpose
Bootlickers often get mad when you remind them that they are bootlickers. They also get upset when you remind them you make more money than them.
Bud Light is trash
Where are my Seattle Sea Cattle mock ups?
>everything I say about you is true
take that nap buddy maybe get a snack as well.
I see so many people drinking those bud lights in the aluminum cans. absolutely disgusting.
Seattle yeehaws
But it is true, why would you be so upset unless you are a financially inferior bootlicker? Why would you keep responding angrily?
its frog dudes or its trash
see
You're the only one with reasons to be mad.
>boomer
>poor
>bootlicker
So we all agree bombston's window is closed right?
what went wrong for tampa
Agreed
BOMSTON IS FUCKED CONFIRMED
damn
bombston confirmed for BTFO
hard to disagree with those digits
hubris and poor play
didn't show up at all
made me feel sad and confused...
Not until they lose to the Leafs
they got too fucking cocky. they needed more #grit anyway, and torts got the jackets to take advantage of that
For me, it's licking windows
i lick your moms window
Asked an increasingly nervous laffs fan
Do you think that love can bloom, even on a battlefield?
Based PK, Hughes, and Hall will make sure it's closed for good
SEETHING bombstonian
sounds like heresy
Wow, that's a lot of expats
Using someone else's team to brag, how sad
ummmm the blues are Canadas team. now run along stinky smelly bombston
*flops*
I'm not from Boston
>90% canadian
wow wtf
Where the bad folks go when they die
Go to a lake of fire and fry
my girl
my girl
don't lie to me
tell me where did ya sleep last night
Top cuck
Whats wrong bud?
got a good post saved for next thread. not great but good.
soon
there's no hockey
At the rate this is going you'll forget by then
put the brick down user
I've found the one surefire way to get someone to talk to you is to pick up a book. And it's almost never "what are you reading?" HOUNDED. There's only three people living here and before I can finish a chapter I'll have had three conversations. It's not like I'll even be sitting in a common room, not that that should be an issue regardless since common courtesy dictates shutting the fuck up when I've made multiple efforts to end this. Decks clear, I grab a coffee and a book, someone wants to see what's happening on the deck. What I THOUGHT was happening was playing the "avoid you" game, but like most of your ventures, you're beyond bad at it
My grandma doesn't cook anymore.
>my Grandma's are dead
My good one's still alive.
Some of the most amazing feels of all time is his voice during that performance
youtu.be
Same
we was playing in joe's garage
Tell us more, Sam.
God I wish that were me
Canadians are poopy
Look at it. Look how marvellous this spectacle of a trophy is. It doesn't even deserve to be called a trophy. It deserves to be called art.
The simple, elegant, classic design. The gleaming, visually striking aesthetic of that shining silver being hoisted; is perhaps second only to the emotion and mania of the men raising it. Who spent their entire childhoods dreaming about battling for it. Winning it. Hoisting it.
Ladies and Gentlemen, the Stanley Cup.
should Sam start a a gofundme??
>I want to buy him a pack of smokes
poor homeless alcoholic incestuous bastard
blurry, like my memories
Whats it like being an American hockey fan?
something something japan
Just say 1993
you cant read a colouring book that's why no one asks
imagine if we started a gofundme to help sams mental retardation and then we just stole the funds instead
>I still have my original copy of ice hockey
who amongst you can join me
>jets stalling
>flames burning out
>oilers oileling as usual
>sens shit as usual
>habs in mediocre hell
>canucks possible wildcard
>laffs
Are the nucks and laffs the only chance Canada has in 2020? Fucking grim
picked up the vinyl of The Mothers at the Fillmore East 1971 the other day desu. you tell Zappa just loved to have fun on stage
Mondays are based
drinkin' a tall can of bud light right now pusy
Me on the left
As soon as I monetize my creative ventures you'll be among the first to know.
I'm not getting into what I read with people that get flustered by onion ring ingredient lists. I'm light years ahead of you socially, physically, and academically.
Boiling
Sam is hella based
>I'm light years ahead of you socially, physically, and academically.
Used to hate weed posting until i realized its the same as beer posting.
More like hella gay
Want to go swimming but the dumb teenage neighbour is in her yard taking selfies
chat her up
i recommend his album compiled from the shows at hammersmith odeon. nearly 3 hours of his late 70s band with a young Adrian Belew. never heard a guy who laughed so much on stage as him
What do you think about the Jets signing Pionk?
She just went inside because the dumb persian on the other sider is starting a bon fire in their yard and dumping propane everywhere. It stinks like gas.
Pionk is over rated
does laine even care that he doesnt have a contract yet?
whatever happens he's having chicken dinner regardless
And he has a stupid name.
Poink
looks familiar
Thinking its a bit warm out
Thanks for the recommendation man. I'll definitely check it out. His autobiography is pretty interesting if you haven't read it yet, the man was really ahead of the curve musically, technologically, politically, and socially. A lot of his musings are pretty relevant today
>the man was really ahead of the curve musically, technologically, politically, and socially.
Sounds like you're talking about Sam.
eating some hotdogs lads
reminder based cam ward will retire with more stanley cups and conn smythes than connor mcdavid
Brats>hotdogs
Gotta assume it's a stop gap. Morrisey Byf obviously 1 2 in terms of talent. Beaulieau and Kulikov should have spots. Niku coming up. Poolman, Stanley, Samberg in the wings. Now Heinola. And that's purely naming players in the system with a certain level of pedigree. I don't see Pionk here the full two years and if he is id put money down spring 2021 we'll be asking "how did the jets miss the playoffs two years in a row?"
I'm going to be away from the computer for a few hours and when I get back Sam had better have posted which book he's reading.
wheres waldo
Cricket
Tell your children not to walk my way
Tell your children not to hear my words
What they mean
What they say
Cricket
Where's Wally?
Danzig sucks
Who the fuck was mowing the lawn at seven o'clock this morning
I like that one, couldn't name another
Really brutal heat index this weekend and I wanted to get a jumpstart on mowing before the heat
Been listening to a lot of Graves era Misfits myself lads
I won't tell you what I'm reading now as it's relatively niche stuff and it speaks to my character in ways I'd rather not get into atm, but if someone can guess it I'll let them choose the next book I order
got banned from my home board again
I'm sick of reading "Fear and Loathing in '72"
sick of living under this sick umbrella of rage and impotence
>no homo
I say we burn the city down and go on a beer run
you're always welcome here lad
hockey IS for everyone
You gotta give us more than "it's niche stuff" that could be anything from french Canadian YA emo dystopian shit to Proust to Mongolian horse myths
Pray Away the Gay with Alex Acosta
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N BEER RUN
B DOUBLE E DOUBLE R U N BEER RUN
Pussy
Close
Sams reading the bible
The vagina monologues
Sam speaks in tongues
>Mongolian horse myths
I would read that.
Reading Camus again
I've been meaning to read The Plauge for a while now desu
OH BABY YOU
YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
Don't mess with my discount
I wanna murder that hoebag
me too, lad
manga isn't niche
Was not a fan of The Stranger desu, should I bother reading any of his other stuff?
posting from the bar ama
Let us hear the conclusion of the whole matter: Fear God, and keep his commandments: for this is the whole duty of man.
just dozed off
was Hunter Thompson a fan of hockey?
Why are you drinking on the Lord's day
he was a fan of all endeavors of athletic performance
and pure fan of sport
The fall is a classic
would totally have been his best bud
Only Sam could have kept up with that lad
7 hours of sleep at least still, not bad at all
ya gotta stay rested with a schedule like that
Based onion rings
What kills people is that halfassing of sleep and only getting 4-6 after a bender
He was a savage beast, lovedrings and LOVED his coke
FOR - cocaine lol
zero fucks given
is a hotdog considered a sandwich?
danzig i-iv and all of his misfits work rules
samhain is boring though imo
John Cusack does a MUCH better Raol Duke impression, better then Depp
>and Bill Murray
hell yeah, graves misfits have a few killer songs on the two records, but other than that it's mediocre. the good songs though, are worth wading through the rest of the shit.
Nope..
Depends, is an horse a athlete?
a hot dog is more closely related to a taco then a sandwich
john cusack has been dropped for being anti-semitic
Is a landscaper an architect?
dropped by who?
>and who the fuck cares?
/pol/ go to /pol/
>muh /pol/
hollywood is killing American culture
When was the last time he was even in a movie before that happened?
point taken, but its still an annoyance
hot tub time machine was his last notable role
BEST role
great movie
Raol really looks like OJ now if he had a jerri curl
>Raol
Hunter is Raol
Oscar played the part of Dr. Gonzo
I'm literally a retard what program do i use to burn CDs today. Nero or what?
Henlo where is Finlan
retard
cmon just let me know i will post the playlist when im done it's all pre 90's dad rock cmon
>no hockey
i'm starting to break, lads
Stay strong user
you are a retard you don't need any program
That's certainly not the only source, but I would agree that it's extremely toxic
>CDs
me top left
feel sad for zoomers
*bing_bing*
8track is the only way to listen to music
Imagine not having a Zune
Can't
For a team that keeps claiming to be good? No.
But this user is right about another team being worse
>/hoc/
>summer's long lonely annual trek
like the wildebeest traveling, looking after our young and looking for the greener grass
this make me chuckle, have a (You)
SO HERE I AM
TAKE THESE BROKEN WINGS
k.....not sharing my recipe, dough...
Just drove through Bakersfield with a load, shoulda stopped by to say hello to pulju
put some Steely Dan on while you drive
has neal been added to bulju and mcmemes whatsapp group yet?
Reckon I could beat Bobby Flay under the right circumstances
whats your winning dish, if you were allowed to pick?
What would you challenge him with?
thinking about that out of focus pic of bulju heemed sitting down
never eaten a fig desu
I want to waste a post and bitch about the Timbers being shit this season; I understand if this comment upset you
I apologize about this off topic posting and will now go flagellate myself for atonement
Why not, lad?
are you afraid of foreign fruit?
i love the Newtons.. best filling of Newton
>and then, the Timbers scored..
of course
where the dude that usually updates us on Aussie and NZ hockey game times
haha oregon doesn't have an nhl team
just never happened
for me its the cripps pink apple
they could
>the Winterhawks are bretty good
>pawks
would be neat to meme
I wonder if the Seattle team and the Canucks will play games in Portland
>cause PCHL yaaaay go team
that a nice cultivar
i liked it when he bought carl's house haunted by the robotic ghost of christmas past
firing up the train simulator
Chili mac
Everyone here is gay but me
i liked that one too
I would vote for you user
based
can you stream?
Firing up some loud
Everyone gay is here but me
But you are here
Everyone me gay butt is here
PORTLAND BUCKAROOS WHEN
Everyone here is me but gay
smoke some bad, faggots
Don't be gay
Portland Porta Potties
That's a funny frog. I'm not sure I understand it at this point. Do you mind if I save this webpage and revisit later?
Portland Pot Leafs
Portland pride!
go steelies
Portland Prostate Exams
For me, it's the Portland Portmanteaus
Portland Cements
>the bollards
I'd love to see a uniform treatment on this
Big Banana Yellow Bollard
>grey and yellow unis
Portland Dockgrounds
the only yellow you're gonna see is on the waste management logo
You raise a hell of a point, Yuri.
Portland Poltards
Yeah, a bunch of stiff fucker those bollards ey
Thanks for reminding me friend :)
Right wing death squads will win this year.
Thinking I'd rather you not
what is this?
It's going to happen sven
/hoc/'s meme fantasy league
Please no Jake
Please no fins this year.
>fairytale sports
GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM GRIM
Imagine if the rags get the first overall next year
Stupid finns giving up and leaving a dead team after half of the season
the sports are real my friend
which one?
is there room for expansion in the league?
>grimposting
bleak
>bleakposting
ghastly
>train simulator
>that flag
Doesn't line up unless your a German university student.
>ghastly posting
Garish
>garishposting
grisly
Yes as our fin shit the bed and quit.
Keep looking for a link as we get closer to the start of the season. And the number of teams can be altered to some extent after how many people want to play.
I don't have a link at the moment I'm afraid
Poop
>grislyposting
Grizzly
keep an eye out
copy
Last year the link was posted many times. So as long as you're here fairly often you're bound to see it
>grizzlies in general
gruesome
You guys wanna play another dumb game ?
Maybe
wanna play a retarded game?
Is it buljuu trivia?
What division should go first?
>Atlantic
>Metro
>Central
>Pacific
Lest get the trash out of the way, Pacific
for me it's alphabetical
>(21)
Don't worry about it
Okay, now I'm worried.
Don't care, as long as the East is always first. West is an afterthought.
...
Cengodtral > pacifshit > metropoloshit > antlantshit
this but the opposite
dead thread.