Tennis is just soccer played by two people

tennis is just soccer played by two people

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>put the ball in the net
>scores
>put the ball in the net
>loses a point
In which way ?

Dont compare a gentleman's sport to subhumans kicking a ball around ever again

This kind of trolling can only come from THAT FLAG.

lose weight you fat cunt

its a real 50/50 sport when you think about it

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I agree, but let me add to your statement.
Tennis is just soccer played by the two goalkeepers equipped with rackets.

makes sense, both are women's sports

Both are boring as fuck.

As Lukas Podolski once famously said:
>Soccer is chess without dice

There's no incentive to pretend to be injured like in divegrass and it's not timed so you can't draw-out a game

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However proclaiming to be a mother gives you the moral victory and makes your opponent apologise for winning.

>the power of dykes

Have sex

Tennis is just football for kids without friends.

Serena pls

>no incentive to pretend to be injured
Gulbis v Federer at RG says otherwise also Kei and his tactical pee breaks

Hockey is basically soccer on ice

Tennis takes much more talent. Simona Halep bless.

How does Yea Forums do it? Even with all it's flaws it still manages to maintain a level of quality far above the other media boards.

soccer is a 13 do 50 sport

he's right you know

No.
In tennis it is possible to score without needing a penalty.
In tennis, things actually happen.
I've never seen a tennis match end in a 0-0 tie

Tennis is a combination of chess and boxing. David Foster Wallace wrote that, and no better description of tennis was created before or has been created since.

Its really disappointing that tennis is filled with emotionless clean players now. It used to be the sexiest sport in the world, I always hoped Gael Monfils could win a grand slam and bring the sexy back

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Tennis is ping pong but bigger.
There's your better description

Pong in 3D

no... no, i think that's chessboxing

>tie
they are called "draws" in soccer, dumbass

>David Foster Wallace
trash, opinion discarded

Basketball is just football but played by tall africans uwu

Tennis is just table tennis without a table

table tennis is just soccer with a table

sports is a civilized and abstract representation of war.

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war is a civilized and abstract representation of hunting

Jesus Christ, this is Canada tier shitposting

No, war is a scaled up representation of humanity's territorial nature

>it's a game of two halves

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>There's no incentive to pretend to be injured
t. Nadal

based

>t. you're not using that correctly

america would be better as francophone country

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American football is just rugby for fat people