Green flag in 20 mikes.
Rags welcome, let's go racing boys!
Green flag in 20 mikes.
Rags welcome, let's go racing boys!
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cool bubba wallace car
fuck rutledge
fuck pj1
fuck clean air
*sip*
For me, it's Marty Truex Joonya
Fuck Penske
>first thing I see and hear when I turn on the race is some soccer mom and a giant nu-male beta faggot
I hate American (((broadcasting))) so much.
who /misslarry/ here?
link blz
2018 laps led
Soviet link: ok.ru
kyle
bread
bowman
simple as
>...AHEM
Fuck Canada
any update on the dead guy?
He's still dead but why?
F
When was the last time an active crew chief died?
why is joe gibbs standing with denny? he should be with kyle
Fatback McSwain back in the early oughts on the box for Ricky Rudd
f
he was a big guy but he looked young
>dead before 40 because you eat and drink shit
>F-15
absolutely nice
he was young
Wheres the >muh god guy
>tfw even your boss hates you
I wish there was a good nascar game. Last one i owned was nascar 05. It seems like only iracing is the only decent nascar game and its fucking expensive
RUNNING DOWN A MEME
t..th.. thats not true right guys???
>gulps coca cola and takes another bite of my burger
its not a real race sans rutledge
Wait what happened to rutledge
cookout should cuck bojangles and sponsor the southern 500
Its funny, i honestly hate what NASCAR has become, but the only reason i tune in is for /turnleft/ threads. Its based
JUST SAY THE COMMAND
F FOR YOUR LITTLE COUSIN, BUT FUCK
Need a third death to complete the trifecta.
Who here /buckshot/
iracing isnt even good either. the physics arent bad but the graphics are shit and the community is absolutely horrible
>muh home track
jesus christ NBC
was hoping rick meme would miss the whole weekend
reminder
TNT>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>nuNBC
man i thought bowman broke the car already
Cbs was better than all desu.
Well the physics are the important part
Can already tell this will be boring as shit
And people think NASCAR at Bowman Gray would be a good idea. This race is already going to be a snoozefest
>less than 10 laps
>jgrwl already
its going to be a long day
Who /Austin Theriault/ here
Quick, post your favorite driver from the 80’s
You would think, but it turns out the physics arent good enough to make up for the rest of the game
>HMS decided to use the 48 back up since it's painted with decals over, unlike the 9 that has vinyl wrap
interesting
Racing's still not too bad, it's just all the (((marketing))) cancer that attaches itself to it for shekels that's the problem.
See: NBC
*dominates your race*
heh, nothing personal virgins
>that flag
>liking that butt fucker who died from AIDS
is Paul Menard /ourguy/?
Would be fine if they would implement decent AI and single player but the community seethes at even the idea reeing THATS NOT THE POINT OF IRACING YOU JUST DONT GET IT
I used to be obsessed with being a competitive iRacer in college. I've gradually lost interest since. Tried making a couple of comebacks but I just don't have that same fire that I used to and it's not worth paying just to dick around and run 16th.
I feel so bad for Paul Menard.
Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.
Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.
how the fuck do you have internet on a literal glacier?
>jealous that you could never get as much pussy as tim richmond
i dunno, these threads went to shit as soon as the autistic election boomers moved in
Lap down already
Satellite
I agree actually. Some good AI and championship single player mode would make it much more interesting to me
>muh election boomer /pol/ boogeyman
Seriously fuck off. Tired of seeing you whine about this
>the only two people badass enough to be friends with Dale Earnhardt Sr end up dying
wtf did fate mean by this?
imagine thinking this track is worse than vegas
Where is concessionbro?
>autism
>Autism
GOODYEARED
My dad was a big neil bonnett and tim richmond fan. I was a Dale Sr fan. Kinda weird how that turned out
He posted in /indy/ last night probably still sleeping
>autism
Oh no no no
>autism
Were all gonna end up dying bro
Just play NR2003. It still has an active community and the mods are endless.
they should have kept one of the yellow 8s on bowman's car
>Lelson
This also
>autism
>autism again
Put that gun in your mouth you ain't the real 3
just got back from my janny paid for week long vacation
>muh god
>GRIDS from pussy
user I...
No way does Larson make the whole race he’s too shook from statrting in the back and panic driving
Dumb phoneposter
>it's just kryle and bread the entire race, again
yawn
Pls no soiledge
Cute and Funny
>commercial
Leave. Forget about race. Come back.
>commercial
Rinse. Repeat.
I've seen like half a lap of this race.
stop leaving then user.
drivers who will never win another race:
Ryan Newman
Jimmie Johnson
Paul Menard
Any others?
krut will cuck them all at the end again
You havent missed much. It's the bread and kyle show
harvick
kyle larson
Bowman
Suarez
Harkek is dunzo
Autism
That Jones boy
Bowyer
Steakhouse
Justin haley
Bowyer and Harvick both make like 10 million a year, I’d shitcan both of those overpaid clowns
to "never win another race" you first need to win one
He won Xfinity.
Shitcan all the shr drivers. Bring in larson bell Reddick and custer. Feel free to hire me as a consultant tony
I agree
are we talking all series or just cup?
reddick and larson
thats a yikes and cringe from me
Redpill me on why Roush couldn't just bring back Biffle, Kenseth, and Martin? Feel like that could turn the team around, just ditch the current shitters and bring back proven winners. Jack if you're reading this take note
Kek
Because Roush is a stubborn old retard who is great at making bad decisions
Dale Earnhardt Sr
Because those boomers are washed
Big if true
Mark is done racing.
Kenseth wasn't enough to get Roush back into victory lane.
Biffle is a wheelman but Roush's cars are nowhere near what there were during the mid-2000s
Hopefully Harvick
commercial cawshun, suarez spun hemric
More commercials...negroes.....that's it. I'm done. Fuck this shit.
See ya boys, I'm officially rage-quitting and just torrenting this shit from now on. This is just cancer.
Fuck you NBC, and fuck you NASCAR.
Why did Harvick fall off so suddenly? Feel like he hasn't been anywhere near the front this season, he's running like Ryan Newman.
>Torrenting
You're better off streaming.
SHR is shit with this year's package, especially on the 550 HP tracks
see you tomorrow dave
Every time something like this gets posted I feel like Iwata is still here with us.
F
It's probably just a coincidence. but I find it interesting that Harvick hasn't won a points race ever since NASCAR announced that they will be taking away wins if the winning car fails post-race inspection.
Based
has he won since Chastain put a hex on him?
shr "magic" doesn't work with the meme package
Biggest cheats in nascar and that’s saying something
Next to wreck roll
lul
>Austin Dillon
>-27
jej
Why even keep him out. He's a hazard for the rest of the race and people are going to have to drive around his slow ass. Should just be DQ'd at this point.
I don't think the broadcasts would lose anything if they cut Stevie loose. He adds nothing for me.
how much would each fan have to give in order for NASCAR to have an app with no commercials?
imagine being jimmie johnson and just wrecking your stats for no reason
>steakhouse
>steakhouse
>WRECKY
imagine being this fat bottomed girl.
>steakhouse
>Steakhouse to the shithouse
So fucking close
assblasted
Why does every director these days have a hardon for tight shots?
kek he's MAD AS FUCK
Steakhouse is so bad
He won Texas last Fall but failed tech. Would have been DQ'd this season.
*crashes
When is NASCAR going to realize that this aero package is total shit on tracks with low banking and heavy braking?
at the end of the year.
out: burton, letarte, joonya
in: jarret, a crew chief/someone with technical background (evernham?)
4 people on the booth is too many, joonya could be in a studio like the holywood hotel/espn's studio
TROOX IS SEETHING
>Clit
Lol, fuck Truex.
Troox is a little bitch, lol
You want Jr.... the dude that actually loves racing to be in a studio?
How are you doing in life user?
Troox fucking SEETHING
just tuned in
>5th caution
how's the race been?
never even knew foxwoods had a track, pretty big and weird vibe casino though
Steakhouse fucking SEETHING also
i want jr drunk and free on a livestream, not trapped on a booth
>gimmie
should we just write off hendrick as a total loss at this point
F for Gimmie
Elliot water pump belt comes off.
Johnson, no power steering.
>get better rubber.
WHAT THE FUCK EVEN HAPPENED
He was like 5th in the restart then he dropped like fucking 20 positions in the first fucking turn
SHR should be: Bell, Custer, Larson, Harvick
That leaves room for Ganassi: Krut + Chastain
gearbox?
Chase has been running well when he hasn't been getting wrecked
Something related to power steering
Power Steering
chase is a hipster
even cringier broadcast for 2 races
>Amirola being a little bitch again
Ah that was it
>Radio-style broadcast
Can't NBC go just one race without throwing about 10 different bells and whistles at me that contribute nothing to quality of the broadcast?
what are you bitching about?
>48 backup car top 5
>48 main car stranded in the pits
what the actual fuck was this whole weekend, every single camp has had mechanical issues at some point
i told you mexicans that bowman would finish up front
I prefer NBC to Fox
don't jinx it
Is Bowman elite?
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If Bowman wins shouldn't Johnson get half the victory too?
NHMS putting out some decent cuisine
is there any package that could salvage this dogshit track?
>no price
lemme guess $22.99+tax+tip
2014
they should race modifieds here
>Loudon
>short track
please stop with this damage control
use its rov'ãl
Killing it (crew chiefs) with the cuisine game.
New Hampshire is based for Modifieds.
yes, cut away all of the body work on the front end and rear fenders, just leave the spoiler
wish Larson could run the maccas decal every Sunday
wish larson would run the happas decal every race
Wallace gonna need you to do your weekly job of slamming the wall to force a caution, thanks
kek
He does that every day bro
>chase is based
>blaney is a hipster
FTFY
this
only thing he's good for
will biffle be full time in a KBM truck next year or nah
They both are hipsters and also they're bros
>dont forget throwing the football and cucking autism
Someone said it was a year deal but I dunno
Newman's engine needs to blow and give us a caution
KRYLE
WE GOTTA HELP KYLE
PUT IT OUT
>comentators again with the muh diredditto meme
god i hope joe gives that ride to bell so the meme finally ends
KRYLE IN THE WALL HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
>kyle randomly slamming into the wall for no fucking reason
LMAO
>KRYLEL
PHNONONONONONONO O ONONO ON
>kryle hits wall
>immediate cut to his trophy wife
kino
Chase rallied for Trump in 2016, Blaney does a SJW podcast.
fake ass caution
>remember this is the no skill package
>KRYLE
I love this track
it was another bump in the track dammit
I told people that today was gonna be a race of Attrition
I fell asleep at the end of stage 2, what did i miss?
uhhh nothing
>rutledge holding ice cream
Has concessionposting been validated again?
did that segment basically confirm rutledge is concessionbro?
>lelson
lelson
CAUTIONS
AGAIN
>Lelson
of course Larson crashes
time to turn off this shit now, this race is boring enough as is
>restart
>caution
FOR FUCKS SAKE LARSON, WHY YOU HAVE TO BE SUCH A FUCKING HOTHEAD
THERE IT IS
LARSON INTO THE WALL
.......
fake caution causes real caution
>b..but muh dirt drivers have more talent
this whole track/package is just pray for restart and if you don't get a good start then you pray for another restart
one day Nascar will put two and two together and wonder why ratings are falling
Fucking Bowman couldn't restart the absolute idiot tries to block going 40 in a 65
ratings have been up this season tho
Ratings are actually up a tick this year.
Package has helped ratings
>Theriault out
feels sad man, this is what, like his third race since he won the ARCA championship?
Blaney \o/
why won't nascar ever return to early 2000's ratings/popularity?
bad ratings are good
>indy takes over, more indy races
>nascar forced back to mostly short tracks in the south
Politics
I wish they'd race at the same time.
Society's values changed.
The height of NASCAR coincided with a rise in popularity for layman-type shit in popular culture. Blue Collar TV, for example, was huge in the early 2000s. Now no one has any more balls because popular culture has conditioned everyone to be soft as baby shit.
showman in the wall soon
pop culture
Trannies and soiys
This is it man, people want to Butch about how the racing isn't what it was and this or that, but going to a racetrack is just as exciting and affordable as ever. People really are just not identifying with it at any level
*Bitch* fuck me
Money(The recession)
Self Inflicted wounds in the form of the COT and Chase as well as internal organizational politics such as the charter system.
As a fan of the sport I wish there was a way Nascar could figure out what causes this big fluctuation between ratings from race to race. Some are up decently while other major races are down heavily.
Right now Nascar is throwing a million things out there and trying to figure out if it's positive or not - rules changes, packages, schedule, track-specific offers, etc. It'll be interesting to see in the future which tracks stay on the schedule and which ones, if any, get canned after obligations are done. Regardless, package changes has either helped some tracks so much or made some races fucking awful, can't make much sense of it right now.
Anyways, that's my blog. Wallace or Larson smack the wall again please
I feel so bad for Paul Menard.
Here's this kid, worked his butt off his entire life, and can't get himself on a winning team like Hendricks.
Such a fucking shame because Gordon, Elliot, and Johnson only got themselves into racing because of daddy's money while Menard had to work his way up and still gets the short end of the stick.
I've actually met Paul Menard before
I saw him at the Brickyard in 2011. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.
He said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my pit road tour and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I decided to leave the pit road tour and go back to the grandstands to my seat for the race, Paul was attempting to sneak off of pit road with a 45 year old milf into the spectator's portopotty.
The guy scanning VIP passes was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, I believe you have a race soon.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear him, but eventually Paul pulled a couple $100 dollar bills out.
When he took the Milf's 3 VIP passes (the others being for Gordon and Ky. Busch) and started scanning his a second time, he stopped him a and told him to scan them each pass individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After he scanned each pass and gave them back to the milf and started to tell him to have a great race, he kept interrupting him by yawning really loudly.
Later I saw Paul Menard appear from a portopotty, sweatied, and running to his car to stand with his teammates for the National Anthem.
"white culture" was declared evil during the later Bush years
link stream?
based
FUCKING STOP PERPETUATING THAT GODDAMNED MEME YOU MOUTH-BREATHING COCKSUCKER!
PAUL MENARD'S DAD HAS LITERALLY BOUGHT HIM A RIDE FOR HIS ENTIRE GODDAMNED CAREER! EVEN HIS SPOT AT THE WOOD BROTHERS IS BECAUSE OF HIS BILLIONAIRE DAD!
I actually see a fair number of minorities at Charlotte when I go.
faget
You stupid fucking idiot. Paul Menard's dad is literally the richest man in Wisconsin. HIS FUCKING DAD OWNS ALL THE MENARDS STORES IN THE USA.
Paul Menard has won one fucking NASCAR race in his life in the over 10 years he's been racing. It was at Indianapolis and it was because he was on fuel strategy (Gordon was caching him).
PAUL MENARD FUCKING SUCKS
Don't ever post this stupid shit again
wasn't during the obama years?
It gets posted in every thread, twice in this one. It's the newfag filter.
looks like youre new too, that reply is part of the pasta
Jews
the only thing making this race bearable is posting here
This changes everything
user...
Couldn't remember if it was that one or the other one, so I replied to both.
Will this season be the downfall of SHR? Could they really go the way of Roush?
>getting triggered by stale pasta
>get trips
Wot
Oh my God
LARSON INTO THE WALL AGAIN
>Anyways, that's my blog. Wallace or Larson smack the wall again please
You're welcome.
>larson
thank you kamikaze
reminder to thank Larson and Kryle for providing the only entertainment the entire stage and a half
LMFAO LARSON AGAIN HOLY SHIT THE MAD LAD ACTUALLY READ MY POST
LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO LARSON JUST PARK IT FFS
>Lelson
>lelson again
Nascar busses them in and caters to them then makes whitey pay for it
>tfw write a NASCAR pasta so clever that /turnleft/ itself doesn't recognize its significance
God I hate being a genius
Imagine being a Larson fan
What THE FUCK is >lelsons problem?
>jonesboy
meme finish incoming
It’s was pretty gud mang
How come the walls at New Hampshire are like the old Rockingham walls where if you hit it you would get launched into the air?
I totally agree. While the 550HP package has been terrible at low banked, slower tracks, I think it's been a success at superspeedways and higher banked tracks. The problem with that is you may have a string of races where the package doesn't work and it turns off more fans.
>Le conspiracy against white people guy
Grow up and stop blaming other people for your personal issues
this hasnt aged well
microramps
Lol
Ciabattas are fucking gay and if you eat them you are in fact gay yourself
>Pocono so bad they have to resort to meme broadcasting
kek
At least they are trying something at that shit track
triggee triangel
It's fucking hilarious to watch subway attempt to cater to millenials buy trying to be all trendy with special menu items. Feels like they're throwing random shit at a wall and seeing what sticks. Pathetic
Once again NASCAR changing the rules on the fly. What a load of bullshit.
kryle or diredditto? diredditto will require some time to cook
Sorry lads I missed most of the beginning but I always say that put in perspective (and given the fact that NASCAR has wrecked all the good tracks), Louden is one of the only good tracks left in the cup when it comes to action since there aren't any passing lanes.
Did it hold true today?
>"he's absolutely going bananas, just listen to him!"
> one "damnit"
ty based restart giving us a minute or two of entertainment
>inb4 denny and hurrvick wreck eachother out
That would be based
fuck outta here
nascar should just become a subdivision of the vastly more exciting imsa
Fucking horrendous, one of the worst races of the year bar none. There's been a little action in the middle of the pack but everything above 6th is just whoever starts the restart the best and holds it comfortably.
Nascar Owns IMSA
Shit, Harvick might actually be able to pull this off.
talking about the cars dumbass
Wrong
woah cibattas are pretty tasty if the bread they use can hold a decent amount of food
Anyways, subways' rotisserie chicken is pretty tasty if there's literally nothing else around
Harvick winning this would be nuts. On edge for the final 13 laps
they already implemented the factory/customer system
why?
He should have said the family that owns nascar also owns imsa
worst race of the year by far
I've enjoyed this race.
How
Didn't he not pit? Bold strategy for a 30 lap run
Hamlin stopped for tyres and Harvick didn't
>tfw HMS this year
more wins than SHR this year
This race has kinda sucked, but I wouldn't say it's the worst race of the year. I'm pretty sure that there were some worse than this.
MEME FINISH INCOMING
theres been action throughout the field. Some good battles for the lead during stage 1 as well
I guess this chase has been pretty good, maybe I'm just jaded but this race can fuck off. Caution hoping is not fun race strategy if it purely revolves around that
Don't think this is gonna be enough, great work Harvick taking advantage of that restart and driving pretty damn well last 13 laps
fuck harvick fuck harvick fuck harvick
...
CHECK HIM!
Holy shit
hahahahahahah
Holy shit Hamlin tried to spin Harvick LMFAO
Whoooo! You don't see that in F1 hell yeah
BASED
harv haters BTFO
shit race great finish again
HAMLIN ALMOST HAD IT
wow Hamlin is trash
Hamlin is a fucking idiot
Should have passed Harvick instead of bumping him in the rear and giving him a push
WHY DID YOU GO HIGH YOU FUCKING IDIOT
Hamlin's always good for finishes
Same here
good ending
B den e betto in 5th!
Bummed out that Hurrvick won but that was a pretty good finish
Hahaha go fuck yourself what a finish
I guess Dennys coke high ran out
denny that was absolutely pathetic. If you're gonna wreck him, wreck him. Why didn't he dive low into turn 3?
based Harvick avoiding Rutledge at the start finish line
Absolutly BASED finish
7.5/10 race
Louden is always one of the best races on the schedule
Checkmate oldfags
been getting better
Extremely based
Also fuck any faggot Denny Hamlin fan
Two weeks in a row right? I can't remember if Kurt won last week or not
Hamling made the same mistake that Edwards did at pheonix a few years back. Coming out of turn 4 he had the moment and was going by, so why did he move over and hit him?? that only hurt himself
Polish victory lap
>driver side to the grandstands
Pfffft
But I was told SHR was going the way of ROUSH
another race where kyle gets screwed over
vergisst du österreich?
Hamlin is a fucking retard
All anyone wants to do is bitch about low horsepower yet Chicago, Kentucky, and New Hampshire have all had amazing finishes (+ total meme shit at Daytona)
yup
Fuckledge, it's Cuckledge.
How was I wrong? The race was objectively shit, a great finish doesn't make the race good
based Harvick burning out right during Hamlins interview
Hamlin looked coked out of his mind
>I didn't want to wreck him.
If Hamlin wasn't such a retard he would have actually tried to pass Harvick instead of just plowing into the back of him.
>shits your interview
>shit
This
Hamlin is an absolute fucking idiot that could have won the race, but instead chose to plow in the back of him, giving Harvick a fucking boost
>uhh..............
>shit
>Rutledge, you should introduce yourself to Austin Dillon. That gay basedboy beard would be perfect for drying the bull's cum dripping out of whitneys pussy
Christ, I didn't know Harvick had such a beef with Rutledge
tamer than I thought it would be
Based.
i won a signed kevin harvick hat years ago in a raffle. is he a meme
Harvick said nothing wrong
Hes had a good career but hes not really likable in any way
kyle should have won
back to twitter samantha
Yeah man Larson should have won
Came home from that race.
God I feel tired as fuck.