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beard growth to compensate for increasing baldness
Strange, he used to look white and now looks like a typical argie shitskin. What happened?
He has one of those beards that look like pubic hair.
Absolutely tragic
I'd seriously rather lose an arm or a leg than undergo such brutal decline in looks in just 5-7 years
Together with the balding it makes him look like a dickhead.
el caucasiANO señores y goblinas
He became an incel. Loon at his recessed chin and short neck. Don’t get fat folks
turned from hummels into juanfran
He looks like any Italian/Spaniard in his early 30s
He's french
kek
That's actually sad
He's rich so still attractive to any superficial female.
redundant chileANO is redundant
>any superficial female
>implying every female isn't superficial
shigger my digger
>Hairlets
Lads should I get hair implants
only if most people wont know you got them
shave your head if you're not ugly
>jordan flag
maybe get implants instead
I am and I'm a doctor
>moors
piggy and falcao 10 years ago
damn young Piguain was a giga-chad
Higuain is the Al Bundy of Argentina.
Funny how these guys and Alexis played at River when the team was so fucking mediocre
Imagine if Married with Children exissted today?
better not poke fun, it could happen to you too...
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Would look decent if he just shaved all his hair off instead of looking like a literal ghetto-dweller.
Average Spanish male vs average Italian male lol
No offense fellow Spaniards, just truth
he was the last white man born in France
all he has to do is lose weight and shave beard
the receding hair isnt a big deal if you have good facial structure like he does
Nah, young Higuain would fit into France a lot more than he'd fit into Italy. Basically, imagine Higuain and Gourcuff being friends.
>Hairlets
Soon to be king ruling kangz, doubt he gives a rats tbqhf
lel
But will he make a good king?
what’s the context of that photo?
>just be confident bro
He got the Di Maria Pill
>few millimeters
>nose job
>forehead reduction
>phenomenal jaw reconstruction
lmao @ whatever delusional incel made this, he's also blessed with a good head of hair.
it was for the hashtag #justanglothings
this is too chad and borderline unapproachable. original higgy is better.
Don't understand why these wealthy people don't get a hair transplant?
For actors is an investment for athletes who cares, especially if you're at the tail-end of your career -- unless you want to go into broadcasting or something
Zoomer Higgy: Whole future ahead of him. Fully confident he'll win plenty of trophies. Has hair.
Boomer Higgy: Aware his career is over. No confidence whatsoever after countless chokes. No hair.
Wow, Chad was right. Just bee you are self.
lmao
lol wow this is not just an aging thing
his entire bone structure changed
it's time we ask what everyone is thinking: where is the original higuain and who is this double
Murdered in 2014
>where is the original higuain
with sala trying to escape the FIFA dungeon of terror that was made to entertain millionaires
>who is this double
some beggar that was sleeping at mcdonalds when they found him
fucking kek, right is obviously shopped
kek, underrated post
aging is a helluva drug
you know remember this dude had the opportunity to play for france NT and chose Argentina
Neuer didn't hit him THAT hard
>tfw balding
>tfw getting fat
>tfw have a cope beard
Help me bros. I'm already on the wrong side of 20s.
>>tfw getting fat
>>tfw have a cope beard
you can easily get rid of that
>Lose weight
>Got sleep
>Shave head and beard
He'd look almost as good
There are some remote tribes in British colonies that unironically worship the royal family because they visited them once.
>mouthbreather vs normal person
Explains incels tbhf
>judging the man by his looks
What the fuck is wrong with people in this thread?
If you look good, you are a king.
What happens if you start balding? Still a king.
Chubby? Still a king.
Wrinkles? Still a king.
Cope beard? Still a king.
Brothers need to be looking out and supporting one another. Doing anything otherwise is to be a pawn of the thotts and /fa/ggots who hate you and only want your money.
No matter how you look, YOU ARE A KING.
Whit argentinians parents LMAO
not everyone is self conscious about it like you
That's 15 apart, you're allowed to age during such long time and William is now 37 (34 in that pic)
Higuain aged this horribly during the last like 5-6 years and he is only 31now
Cope
just get rid of the pube beard and he's 100% better
Based
>Yer da on the left
>Daddy on the right
This. So much this.
Upvoted
Sure but that doesn't mean that you should be running around like a bum.
YAAAAAASS
If we're all kings, then we're all peasants
Based monarchist
Good. Before God everyone is equal.
La concha de tu madre higuain
Todavia estaria re mamado en la plaza festejando la final del 2014 si no fuera por vos
amen
JUST FUCK MY SHIT UP
Actually there are exercises you can do with your mouth than can make you have a better chin, just look it up, I forgot the name of those exercises, I think they were called miusing.
Fucking argie social media users did this to him. Not everyone can withstand the pressure of two hundred faggots calling you son of a truck full of whores on twitter everyday, he'd look like a senior citizen by now had he stayed in the argie NT
>t.
You should be more respectful with the best Chilean player you will ever see.
they all were youth academy products, they left when they were about 20 years old, of course they weren't as good back then
mewing
largely a meme on the aesthetics front if not started in your teenage years, very effective at any age for breathing and laringeal problems
>muh chile boogeyman
rent free you obsessed fuck, damn chileans really analblasted you so hard youre still thinking about them, its sad at this point
What the fuck are you talking about?? did you drink too much Fernet or something?? Fucking retard it was a joke about Higuain fucking up in all our finals against Chile. Fucking nigger if I ever find you where I live I will fucking bash your face against the curb until it looks like minced meat.
just like Messi could have chosen Spain instead of Argeis, what a retard
>implants
I hope you mean transplants? These days they just snatch some hair from the back of your head and plant them on the top of your head. Then evrn charge you per hair. Many Israelis go to Turkey to get it as they are cheap and reliable.
If your baldness is only partial (round spot plus bays from forehead) then you can pull it off. If your baldness is complete (side to side shiny bead) then you won't have enough hairs to fill it up.
Imagine having him choke your finals while flabbing his fat belly in front of you, the unfavorable lighting completely showing his fat and balding head, and just stand there, game after game, minute after minute, while he perfected that choke. Not only having to tolerate his monstrous fucking fatass but his arrogant attitude as everyone on the team tells him he's STILL GOT IT and DAMN, HIGUAIN SCORES LIKE THAT?? because they're not the ones who have to stand there and watch his useless fucking ass choke in ways you didn't even know existed before that day. You've been scoring nothing but a healthy diet of hattricks and assists and for your ENTIRE CAREER coming straight out of the slums in Rosario. You've never even seen anything this fucking disgusting before, and now you swear you can taste the sweat that's breaking out on his bulging stomach as he sucks it in to writhe it suggestively at you, smugly assured that you are enjoying the opportunity to get paid to stand there and revel in his "GOAT tier (for that is what he calls it)" performance, the skills he worked so hard for with personal trainers in the previous months. And then the referee calls for the next penalty, and you know you could kill every single person in this room before FIFA's security could put you down, but you sit there and endure, because you're fucking Messi. You're not going to lose your future choking career over this. Just bear it. Puke on the field and bear it.
>you know remember he had an hernia and had a high risk of never playing football again
he probably doesn't like black people
Actors past 40 dont give a shit, it becomes a sort of trademark, i.e. Woody Harrelson, Bruce Willis
kek, that was good, here you go