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>but having no stewards involved would just lead to amx tier """""""""""""""""defending"""""""""""" and kill the sport. Nothing wrong with defending your position. If you're really faster than someone else then you'll be able to get around them.
I assume you mean for motorbikes. But motorbikes don't race at a lot of the F1 circuits do they? Maybe they could put down gravel on the runoffs just for when F1 is racing, then remove it afterwards.
Let's stop the Jeremy f1 video posting, both ironically and unironically, ok?
Samuel Long
Motorbikes prefer gravel. F1 and track days are the reason there is tarmac runoff.
It was myth started by F1 apologists trying to shift the blame onto MotoGP for shitty circuits.
Jeremiah Nguyen
What a surprising and insightful opinion this man has! Does he have any other interesting videos about automobiles?
Nathaniel Martin
Probably should because it's been reposted twenty billion fucking times.
Ah right. Still it's fucking dumb, we should have gravel because it penalises the drivers for going off the circuit. There are no safety concerns because the carbon monocoque of the cars is so fucking strong that it can protect drivers if they do go off the circuit and if they do end up flipping the car or crashing in some way.
Eli Parker
Did you see that photoshopped to look appealing to asians hanna chinese promo photo? Very amusing.
Logan Thomas
The usually rhetoric given is that gravel increases recovery time, increases the number of safety cars and punishes drivers too much (Zoomers would rather Hamilton went wide and carried on rather than retire). Also there is track day drivers who apparently don't want to scratch the paint job on their new Porsche by going off into gravel.
Personally my view is these are mostly just bullshit excuses and that Tilke doesn't own the gravel company and so gets to charge more if there is tarmac runoff.
Bentley Thomas
>Nothing wrong with defending your position. If you're really faster than someone else then you'll be able to get around them
Bullshit. With most tracks not even being wide enough for regular passing, you think it's a good idea for the defending drivers to just weave around as they please? Get a grip. Moving in front of the driver trying to pass will do nothing to you or your tyres unless he crashes into you while the other cunt behind you will either crash into you, be forced to brake and fry their tyres in the process, run off track to avoid the collision and damage their tyres or car or a combination of all of this.
Hudson Jenkins
Lads, have you seen the epic Clarkson video?
Carson Cooper
Defending is part of racing, deal with it zoomer.
Nicholas Moore
you can try to expose him but you cannot you can try to stop him but you cannot for he is UNEXPOSABLE he is UNSTOPPABLE it is HIS time it is HIS f1 based JEREMY CLARKSON youtube.com/watch?v=QdalHDSQRDk
Jayden Bennett
>buzzword It is. But the 1-defensive-move-rule is also there for a reason. Deal with that, retard.
UNEXPOSABLE Divebombing that is incorruptible From a gutter's side I'm a shitter to behold "Did not finish" will be unavoidable Every crying mechanic will know That their driver had to be exposable Drive the last lap around while you're behind I'm an UNEXPOSABLE Master of Renault
Cameron Thomas
youtube.com/watch?v=QdalHDSQRDk anybody seen Clarkson BTFO LIBERTY, FIA, MERC AND RARRI >BASED BOOMER is he dare I say it /our/ guy
Wingman driver doesn't matter that much tbqh, anyone could do that job. They get rid of him probably because his fanbase is too big, marketing team tired of autists screeching about Ferrari robbed Kimi every race. Funny enough now neflixfags are screeching about Ferrari robbing Lememe instead.
Chase Fisher
bros are there any F1 2019 Claire SFMs? she makes my chinpo hard
Does it make you angry that Hamilton will inevitably become the greatest f1 driver (and racing driver for that matter) of all time? YOU might think it doesn't count because it was in the V6 turbo-hybrid era or because he had a superior car, but that is what he will go down in history as. There will be statues and plaques in race circuits all over the world hailing him as the GOAT.
They aren't even hiding it anymore. IIRC Newey said that Merc's aero department is twice as big than anyone's.
Xavier Edwards
don't really get that het up about it desu
Austin Murphy
There's nothing against the rules about homologating new chassis. It's just something that nobody can afford to do because of all the development involved that would normally be more worth investing in the next season. This actually bodes well for us because if Mercedes are spending all this money to develop this year's and next year's car (2020 will likely have very similar rules to 2019), they probably aren't going to be able to get much ahead on the 2021 regs compared to anyone else.
Jordan Howard
>they probably aren't going to be able to get much ahead on the 2021 regs compared to anyone else. ah the naivete of youth
the rules fo rnext year are mostly the same, then the NEXT year things change? whats different
Isaiah Thomas
>whats different Come back in November to know exactly in which car we'll see MWL season 8
Blake Stewart
How did Williams go from consistent podiums and fast cars like 5 years ago to now barely being HRT tier? They don't even deserve to take up space on the grid anymore TBQH
Most youth consider either a vlogger or a twitch streamer to be their hero
Zachary Scott
>things that aren't true but which i will claim anyway because i'm a bitter late-twenty-something with a shit life who feels resentment towards those who are younger and still have the opportunities in front of them that i've wasted
Jaxson Barnes
I torpedoed the start and finished 13th
Cooper Robinson
>tfw they are homologating new chassis because the one for 2021 is already done so engineers have nothing to do
>The survey, conducted by Harris Poll on behalf of Lego, found that children in the US and the United Kingdom were three times as likely to want to be YouTubers or vloggers as astronauts when they grow up. >The survey asked 3,000 kids ages 8 to 12 to choose from five professions to answer which they wanted to be when they grew up: astronaut, musician, professional athlete, teacher, or vlogger/YouTuber. Though the top choice among kids in the US and the UK was vlogger/YouTuber, 56% of kids in China said they wanted to be an astronaut.
Okay not exactly hero but occupationally they want to become youtube/vlogger types when they grow up. There is admittedly a logic to that as it is way fucking easier to become a youtuber than any of those other occupations. Still it reflects badly on the zoomers.
Lincoln King
Are you kidding? Do you ever go outside?
Evan Young
Pitted for a new wing five times before Kimi finally killed me on lap 8 or something. It was great. Monaco next, going to be even worse. I'll lower the AI level so like 70 and we'll see if that helps a bit. I forgot how bad the steering feel is so I was constantly understeering into the wall. If I practice for a few hours this week I think I'll be alright. [spoiler]Might need to get /ovg/ and >leddit in on it for more bodies, though[/spoilersdon'tworkon/sp/]
Grayson Ortiz
literally stopped caring because this season has been so boring to me that I couldn't be assed to put lulu on pole/win, bottas second and vettel third in my predictions. I'm 60th but I've stopped making """""""""""""predictions""""""""""""" right after Baku.
Mason Flores
F1? *crack* *sips* F1 has been shit since they allowed rear engined cars to win
70 is too low something like 80 would be fine the people were pretty quick imo
Brandon Martinez
The AI seems fucking retarded around street circuits, so maybe do no AI for Monaco if we can get more people in? Hamilton broke my front wing twice in 10 laps, I can't imagine how bad it would be around Monaco
Jackson Green
Yeah I think 80 for the AI and then like 75 for the substitute AI is probably ideal. The speed wasn't the problem so much as the consistency. I think turning down the damage would help too. Monaco's going to be a shitfest but then we'll get to some raceable tracks and it should get better.
Ethan Gomez
I'll join in two weeks if that is possible, gotta survive exams first
Adam Howard
Lucky, means you'll miss Monaco lol. Yeah I'll try to fiddle with the settings before next week. And also try to shill it to some other people.
Ethan Walker
sounds good to me but don't turn down the damage it's part of the fun
Sebastian Williams
whoops wrong autism league
David Roberts
shame, would have enjoyed being a part of that shitfest (German scat implication unintentional, Freudian at best)
One smells gross, makes you addicted, and gives you disgusting cancer. The other smells nice and tastes nice and can be enjoyed in moderation.
Michael Martin
Alcohol causes much more death and suffering than smoking. Outside of some 3rd world shitholes, maybe.
Christian Hill
>mercedeswinslol
Asher Fisher
I'd argue they can both be enjoyed in moderation, I only smoke when drinking. Also drinking gives you disgusting cancer. And drinking can smell gross, especially if you've got some alcoholic whose breath reeks of alcohol. Meanwhile tobacco smoke can smell exquisite.
>Motorbikes prefer gravel remainder that the last fatality at the motogp was in great part caused by an asphalt runoff where there should have been gravel
Carson Gray
Yes but I don't have to suffer when people are drinking near me. When someone is smoking near me, I get to enjoy the cancer whether I like it or not. Alcohol won't give you disgusting cancer unless you binge on it every day. While a regular amount of smoking often will give you cancer for sure >tobacco smoke can smell exquisite. this is just disgusting, bongs are disgusting people.
Blake Collins
imagine being this big of a poofter
Adrian Foster
>Yes but I don't have to suffer when people are drinking near me. When someone is smoking near me, I get to enjoy the cancer whether I like it or not. >gets king hit by some drunk and fucking dies Lamo no harm am I right?
Luis Salom died because there was too much asphalt runoff in Barcelona, instead of a gravel trap. He had a high-speed crash, but he'd be alive today if it was a gravel trap.
Jack Lee
>Muh drunk drivers. Maybe just fix your society and quit drinking so much?
Cooper Peterson
drunk drivers are flooding the country and are let out the back door of the courthouse because muh ice
Angel Morgan
That's not drunk driver mate, here's some drunk driver info >just walking along the footpath >gets fucking killed by a drunk driver Alcohol is fine though right
Alcohol has more harm than smoking a fag 2bh, at least they are mainly killing themselves and if your breathing in second hand smoke why are you standing in a smoking area?
John Ward
Indeed there are bigger problems than the alcohol.
Cooper James
These are the people with a lack of self control. Why are you blaming theses people's mental inadequacies on the drink? With tobacco you have no choice but to experience it. even if you are outside the smoking zone it will still find it's way to you.
You have no choice but to experience a car crashing through your house and killing you, you have no choice but to experience a fist striking your head killing you. You have the choice to not be down wind or in a smoking area. Alcohol has more harm than smoking. Alcohol has a larger burden than smoking.
I'm all for saying fuck smokers, but to pretend alcohol is better is fucking joke.
Evan Evans
The thing about alcohol is that there is a healthy amount to do it. The same can't be said for smoking.
Tyler Young
Yes but with smoking it is fuck ALL smokers. With drinking it is fuck some micro brained alcoholics. This makes me far more disdainful towards the tobacco and the smokers. While with alcohol, it's the few alcoholics specifically that are bad.
Robert Reed
Doesn't matter if there is a healthy amount you can drink, or of there is a large number of people that drink responsibl. What matters is gross harm and the cost of that harm. And in that comparison drinking is equal to, to four times worse than smoking.
Brody Foster
So what? I still hate smokers more. Are you gonna go and ban alcohol because it's so harmful?
Juan Hall
in a homogenous society neither is a big issue, in a multicult hellhole drunk drivers are a big problem
Jack Rogers
>its the unexpossible goes backwards and exposed himself again episode
I hate both and wish both didn't exist. Still, the treatment both get is hypocritical compared to the actual impact.
Nolan Miller
Most people don't act "rationally" according to data. They act based on there everyday experiences of the world. Most people don't get run over by drunk drivers but do have to sit next to a smoker once and awhile. Thus the seemingly hypocritical opinions.
Carter Perez
I'm just saying, and proving proof that the brainlet "smokes bad. Alcohol good" is retarded. It's not drunk drivers. It's your nana having one too many drinks and falling down some stairs on Christmas day. It's your mate who bet you he could jump that fence and clips it with his feet and smashes his skull open. It's that guy at bar hat throws a bottle once across the room and hits someone. alcohol harm comes from one lapse in judgement, which alcohol actually helps cause, it's a self fulfilling prophecy. >94368442 This.
Oliver Scott
Yes alcohol is harmful, so what do you want to do about it?
Jordan Williams
Imagine arguing in a zimbabwean basket weaving forum
Isaiah Rodriguez
Disturbedpilled
Ryan Bell
Settle down and have a beer and a dart you puncey cunts.
It's fucking stupid, they're the final boss form of crazy cat ladies. You're only ever seen as a cash machine to fund her obsession. I've dated two of them long term so know what I'm talking about.
Anthony Jones
>Have an aunt that loved riding horses >Now she's a crazy cat lady Made me think
Robert Lewis
Horse is a dumb beast of burden and should not be thought of as a pet
Justin Campbell
God I want to breed her.
Kayden Gonzalez
nice cope, valterri
Isaac Cox
I promise you, there are few more reliable warning signs than identifying a woman as a horse chick. This woman is 30 years old and still identifies as "daddy's little princess". If that doesn't immediately put you at Defcon RED, you're in need of some serious remedial "don't stick your dick in crazy" training.
Horse people are strange. Dressage people are strange enough that other horse people think they're strange. A women who is into horses and does dressage is the equivalent of her owning 9 cats.
It was quite funny, I've never watched a stream of his before but it was fun watching as max's pedal fell off and him talking like a normal person "they were the most expensive ones". Then they start memeing at the end with GET IN THERE LEWIS, BEST FANS BEST FANS, shows they just take the piss was nice.
>Tobi Grüner @tgruener >GPS data shows Ferrari is capable to produce 40hp extra in qualifying. Which is a lot. But strangely Ferrari can't use this power mode in the race for overtaking or defending like others do.
>AHEM, AHEM >I AM GONNA SAY IT FOR HIM >FUCK FIA >FUCK LIBERTY >FUCK TODT >FUCK CHASE >FUCK BRAWN >FUCK TOTO >FUCK MERCEDES >FUCK FERRARI >FUCK PIRRELI >FUCK HAMILTON >FUCK VETTEL CHOKE MASTER >FUCK BRUNDEL FOR LOOKING TO FIND CP >FUCK MOSLEY AND BERNIE >FUCK CLAIRE FOR FUCKING UP WILLIAMS
horses are just larger, less derpy versions of dogs
Logan Ward
Pretty obvious considering how they get rekt by Red Bull on the last 2 races.
Jason Torres
and did they tear your hymen?
James Hernandez
They absolutely aren't. Dogs are bro tier carnivorous predators like us while horses are retarded grass eating preys.
The only reason we still see so many horses is because women get conditioned as young girls by the rubbing of the saddle against them and often get their first orgasms from it.
Jeremiah Brooks
Where I'm from most boys learn how to shoot, hunt and ride a horse before being 10.
Chase Fisher
Yeah, if only weight was as easy to lose as wars.
Zachary Harris
KWAB.
Charles Gray
Fucking poofter.
Jacob Nguyen
>Never smoked in my life >Really love the smell of certain cigarettes, can even recognise some brands from the smell of the smoke second hand
Explain this shit. Aren't I supposed to hate that smell and go into a coughing fit if I catch a whiff of it? Didn't even grow up in an area where smoking was all that common so it isn't familiarity.
Carter Allen
>The only reason we still see so many horses is because women get conditioned as young girls by the rubbing of the saddle against them and often get their first orgasms from it. or they make a bit of money through racing
Lincoln Ross
Watching Drive to Survive, I found that guy genuinely unnerving.
nurburgring 2003, now that was a qualifying session
Jackson Diaz
Why has Giovinazzi been so worthless thus far?
Connor Brooks
Some people like it some people hate it. Also I've never been able to recognise brands, that's crazy, and I've been smoking for half my life, only off and on though.
David Johnson
The power of Winnows
Josiah Hughes
Because the car is a proper gimimobile, he just needs to copy gimi driving style
Landon Collins
Don't really care. He might later on in his life when he looks up a top 10 races of all time video and his only appearance being when he hit Jenson Button in the Canadian grand prix.
Brandon Bailey
I hate the smell, if they wanna smoke they might as well smoke poles at least it won't give them cancer but they might get the AIDS
did emma bully you in school or something? incel loser...
Bentley Wright
I guess it helps I have a strong sense of smell and taste. Fucking sucks when people look at you funny because you just found something disgusting because it used a slightly different brand of milk and you didn't even know that but you've eaten or drunk it now and you can pick it up and it tastes wrong. /tism.
He actually seemed like a bigger cunt than Cyril or Christian - and I was thinking as I was watching, "Yeah we're talking to Ferrari and Mercedes.... HAPPY RENAULT DAY!" I wonder if he'll last long as his agent if that's what he got.
Thomas Rogers
Are you the guy who ordered some off Amazon? It is actually a real product then? How does it taste? Is it basically the same as any store brand energy drink, just put into a black and gold can?
Charles Wright
To conserve her genetic pool
Brody Rodriguez
Not necessarily. Gini may have had a Virgin IVF birth.
you guys make me sick imagine if they brought lapin kulta to an amazonian tribe that has never tasted alcohol and they'd spit it right out
prohibition again and we must enforce it properly this time
Colton Jackson
In that pic he's using a Blackberry presumably because the team were sponsored by Blackberry (it's literally on his shirt in the photo).
In more recent photos he's used an iPhone (Blackberry no longer sponsor the team, probably because they can't afford to, lol). This is probably because iPhones are ubiquitous and are very good phones.
I'm literally shaking rn just thinking about how much less women drivers are paid than their men counterparts. White men drivers are paid millions in a year to drive while females have to work second job to make ends meet. How can you even justify this in current year?
Benjamin Morris
those damn white driver keeping Lewis from winning
David Miller
If you're good, no matter what your sex is, then you'll become well-paid in motorsport. Every team would jump at the great PR of employing a female driver, if that driver was fast enough to compete. Literally performance is what determines your pay in F1, not your sex or any other irrelevant shit. I assume that Hamilton is the highest paid driver in F1 and that's because he has won more WDCs than anyone else. His performances have led him to be so well-paid.
>mfw Norris, Albon, Russell, Kvyat and Giovinazzi will win less money than the w series winner >winner gets 500 thousand dollars >Even second place gets almost the same as Lando
William Jackson
Hamilel would have had a career ending pregnancy in 2016 and be a part of Bossberg's harem
Blake Mitchell
you are just afraid of powerful woman racing in f1 and empowering millions of others around the world to fight against misogynic structures in our societies. Unironically have sex
Connor Perry
We try and talk about F1 while some degenerates perv on underage girls who participate in lower tiers of motorsport and obsess themselves with these girls' private lives. It's pretty sad.
Isaiah Ross
>boomers get paid little good to see there still is some basedness left in motorsport
That's a great meme response but, being real, everything I said is true.
Mason Rodriguez
>Wseries champ automatically qualifies for the next season >500k for winning Why wouldn't a dominant driver just stay in WSeries? Why progress from there if the payout is that good?
Justin White
>500 thousand dollars Zimbabwean or Nambian?
Christopher Campbell
Because F1 has much more cachet and earning potential (including marketing potential), if a driver really is good enough to compete in it.
But whether any of these drivers WILL be good enough to compete in F1, who knows. If they were, why aren't there female F1 drivers already?
I mean look, even golf realises that men and women are different and women compete on the LPGA tour, they don't compete with the men. Perhaps the creation of W Series is an admission that men and women need separate leagues. If they think that any of these drivers will seriously end up as top F1 contenders then they are probably mistaken. Who knows though, maybe they'll be a real outlier, a real surprise. Perhaps a Caster Semenya equivalent.
Jaxson Price
Business idea: 1 piece composed front wing, it must be behind car's nose. DRS banned. Minor winglets allowed.
Blake Cooper
Nah, its american dollars
Jose Richardson
that's me. yeah it's real lad. tastes like red bull, which is fine desu. anything is better than rockstar, which is god awful.
Charles Adams
MSC can only win if he cheats or his team cheats for him. FUCK GERMANS AND FUCK MSC.
Yeah I honestly enjoyed watching it too. Besides memes they talked about some interesting stuff too. And that ending with the break pedal was pretty funny
Luke Lewis
No wonder Lando is camming it up on Twitch for them thirsty donations, poor bastard is practically destitute.
Kayden Sanchez
*CRACK* *SIPS* Aah yes, that Singapore Lad, that was based as fuck.
I loved Rockstar, I used to always drink it. Haven't drunk it in years though so can't even really remember what it tastes like.
>tastes like red bull Like I thought, another generic energy drink. Why this crazy guy thought he could build a successful company in the already very crowded energy drinks market, and while stealing a bike manufacturer's logo, and making the most generic and amateurish brand possible, I don't know. Maybe this dude has a genuine mental illness or something.
Christopher Walker
Schumi did try to cheat yes but more often than not he failed at it and actually got punished harder than if he wouldn't have
Christopher Rogers
Ferrari would sign literally Hitler if he could get pole position.
If any female drivers had what it takes they'd be on the grid already.
just me who thinks rockstar tastes how nail varnish remover smells then? haven't had it in several years.
Gabriel Lewis
>If any female drivers had what it takes they'd be on the grid already. That's what I'm saying. So people are saying "wahhh why does W Series exist, we shouldn't have segregation", but it's so fucking stupid. Basically EVERY OTHER SPORT recognises that men and women have different abilities, and that's why we have separate sports league. And also people making the argument "well W Series drivers can go on into F1, it just gives them a chance of development!" are stupid as well, because sure I bet there will be one or two who eventually will at least test for an F1 team, but they probably just won't be competitive in F1.
Nathaniel James
be hot and rich, or be a f1 driver, or be the three things at the same time
Benjamin Morales
I liked it when I was a teenager. To each their own. Anyway, Rich Energy, what a fucking joke. I hope that crazy guy is sued into oblivion, what a fucking weirdo.
Sebastian Bailey
Like Kvyat >f1 driver >Possibly rich >Hot when he dont open his mouth >Will have a kid with Kelly Piquet
Blake Martinez
I don't get why people hate RE so much. It doesn't impact upon their lives. The Twitter replies are a waste of time. Still, he should have gone for a CBD energy drink desu.
Landon Jenkins
>Kelly Piquet Blyat's AMX-trauma is more serious than I thought.
that baby girl will have some God-tier genetics. Brasilian-Russian. Can't beat it.
James Morgan
>Kvyatt >hot He is a 2/10, even the neckpill can't save his dead tuna face.
Henry Bennett
I just have bought and consumed a can of Red Bull
Lucas Adams
Because it's fucking embarrassing seeing some crazy weirdo with shady money peddling some nonsense product seemingly designed by a 5 year old, using F1. And bringing F1 into disrepute.
>he should have gone for a CBD energy drink At least it would have given this product SOME unique selling point.
Mason Gutierrez
>bringing f1 into disrepute it really hasn't. other teams are probably laughing at haas but in the grand scheme of things it's a tiny inconvenience. muh netflix babbies will eat it up in december.
Reminder that she was god tier and the real reason why Max is so good. She would probably have been the most succesful female ever if she competed in F1. She beat Jenson Button, Christian Horner and Giancarlo Fisichella
Parker Williams
>She beat Jenson Button, Christian Horner and Giancarlo Fisichella Really?
>a tour of our factory Does hemean the generic energy drink factory in Austria, which produces energy drinks under whatever label you want? Someone here could make an /f1/ energy drink actually, as long as it met a minimum order.
Maybe some of it is made up but I don't think it is "satire" mate. If it was satire then its audience would be middle-class people clever enough to understand satire. Satire is The Onion. The Sunday Sport is not intended to be satire. It's just a low-brow newspaper appealing to a certain section of working class readers who just want to see some tits and absurd sensationalised news stories.
Jace Lopez
If you are so inclined as to want to "read" that copy of the Sunday Sport
>It's just a low-brow newspaper appealing to a certain section of working class readers who just want to see some tits and absurd sensationalised news stories. what? you mean those lads didn't really shove 9 creme eggs up his bum and boiled his bellend?
Parker Hall
>boiled his bellend? in a greggs chicken pasty*
Blake Russell
Chill down panis
David Taylor
wtf is wrong with the uk
Gabriel Ward
stop using shitty quality captures and replace them with pristine [redacted] screenshots REEEE
>wikipedia-article of rich energy says lightning volt again based
Jackson Martinez
>ou're in need of some serious remedial "don't stick your dick in crazy" training Please teach me Crazy women are my weakness and I can't stop being attracted to them.
Jace Clark
>random pants or shirt lying on the floor some things never change I guess, even when you're rich
For me it is consuming nothing but water during the day and only eating 1 balanced meal at 7pm.
Nicholas Sanders
do always shit at a particular time, too ?
Christian Walker
FUCK OFF DETRACTORS
Joshua Foster
Yes. It makes you acutely aware of how what you eat affects your shit and it pushes you to eat better to have a better shit.
Jayden Ramirez
The idea of eating better just to have better shots is funny to me.
Asher Reyes
>registered in croatia >made in austria >sold in UK
Brexit would do wonders for Rich Energy
Christopher Bailey
yeah, but does your toilet have a designated shit inspection shelf?
Jack King
Is Raikkonen and his rabid cult of religious followers are the biggest cancer of F1's last 70 years?
Lucas Edwards
mine used to, and then i moved to this country. sad times
actually its not so bad, toilets like these have as added benefit that if you aim your shit just right, the water will splash up into your asshole and you dont really need to wipe
James Myers
Real question, did your country army/navy/air force honored any f1 driver from the same country?
but if you piss when you take a shit, doesn't cleaning your ass with piss sound really bad?
Levi Adams
It would be if he was an Ericsson-tier shitter. But we're literally halfway through the season and he's STILL the last Ferrari race winner
Isaac Williams
Ootsä joku somali :D
Landon Smith
Finally back to discussing toilet, I see.
Levi Stewart
post inspection shelf pls
John Gray
Wiping off piss is much easier than wiping off shit, wouldn't you say?
Connor Thompson
Somalis dont have a toilet you nigger, so no
Luke Jackson
Yeah I always go for sugar free drinks, I have sweetener in my coffee too. Sugar sucks.
This is a joke right? Why the fuck would anybody do this?
Asher Rivera
Which F1 driver has the healthiest shits?
Adrian Fisher
For me it’s a gallon of water before noon, another 3/4 gallon by 6pm and the last 1/4 gallon with supper no later than 8pm.
Only pee about 40 times a day
Chase Perry
sweetner is no better than sugar.
Michael Thomas
Probably great john. But I bet Vettel has a mean healthy turd
Ryder Morris
Brother?
William Diaz
Because it is a nice challenge and I'm losing weight (It's a balanced but large meal so I'm not completely fucking my metabolism). I'm also concentrating more and I do more work as I find things to distract myself from hunger.
He's completely right, too. If I had a personal toilet in a private jet I wouldn't want anyone to shit in it.
Camden Brown
I think Ricciardo has healthy shits. From what I've seen from some videos following his routine he seems like a healthy dude. I think Perez, Kimi and Magnussen clog toilets regularly.
Jackson Thomas
Nah, he seems like the kinda guy to have cheat days and order takeout
Cooper Perry
How'd you get to mexico, bahamalicker?
Ethan Morales
!!! COMUNICADO OFICIAL !!!
gimi
Aiden Garcia
based
Carson Bennett
Could someone fill me in on why Clarksons rant is so bad according to /f1/? Haven't seen a single good rebuttal to it, so just wanted to gain some perspective. Even if I don't agree with everything he said, the core concept of "it's fucking boring and not the same F1" is correct.
dead sport
Joshua Garcia
better for your teeth
Ryder Garcia
There's nothing inherently wrong about it It just got spammed like four times in a day for no reason, turning people against it
I think someone gaining 5 championship points for dangerous driving is a bit silly
Ayden Ward
It is better not only for your teeth but for everything else too. Too much sugar gives you diabetes and shit. I guess in coffee it's probably not going to make a big difference towards diabetes, since it's usually just a single teaspoon in a cup of coffee, but in fizzy drinks especially, there is fucking TONS of sugar. So I always drink sugar-free fizzy drinks, if I drink fizzy drinks at all, which is rare, because even sugar-free ones are acidic which is bad for your teeth. But I have them sometimes.
So yeah, the Finnish guy is right. As for the British guy, "sweetner is no better than sugar" is absolute horseshit. Enjoy believing in horseshit you absolute fucking dolt.
Ah fair enough, if you're trying to lose weight I guess it's not a bad strategy.
Alexander Brooks
It's all part of the character he plays. Going overboard. However within that exaggerating there's a core truth hidden which in this case is: F1 is fucking boring at the moment. It needs change. And that change being allowing drivers to fight more which involves taking risks. But guess what? That WAS part of the sports. Sturdier cars will definitely help out too.
Ayden Walker
If they would just make the cars not as long and the front wing not as big then the sturdiness is solved
James Gray
No, we have more important things to do than honoring hobbies.
Goblando is fine due to Twitch and being the next #1 driver of McLel Albon has the backing of the Thai half of Red Bull Russel has Merc backing Kvyat can't ever get off the paddock since he's prime simcuck material Gio the Nazi has Ferrari on their back Only Chadwick has some major backers
Why the fuck are some anons mad on the posts quoting Clarkson?
Nathaniel Hall
Why does that say 1 million subs when they currently have 2.5 million?
Ricciardo's shoeys are fucking based and the fact that this guy thinks shoeys, an Australian tradition, are "disgusting", shows that he completely misses the fucking point.
Probably because it's been reposted about fifty billion fucking times by this point.
I think drinking from your own shoe is absolutely fine. Drinking from someone ELSE'S shoe is fucking disgusting. But drinking from your own shoe is absolutely fine.
Not sure which part of my post you're so butthurt about.
Connor Cooper
anything else would be absolutely embarrassing tbqh. It's like being beaten by a part-time driver full-time mom or a plumber who drives as a hobby, I mean, heh, really, imagine.
Atleast that shantytown of McLaren BTFOed JPM so hard and got beated by Gimi Alonslow's McLel was just depressing to watch, the moment Red Bull won with Honda shows how incompetent a team can become when it's full of yes men for Alonslow
Austin has much better sightlines but Montreal is a incredible city to spend the weekend in (especially since they turn a portion of the city into a huge festival) and the support races at Montreal will be incredible.
They had Formula Fords, Ferrari Challenge, and the most epic Nissan Micra Cup when I went. There was action on track all day.
Both are pretty good tracks I think. COTA is one of the better Tilkedromes. Go to whichever one you prefer I guess. Whichever one is easiest to get to. Or go to the one that's furthest away if you want a big trip and want to push the boat out.
Sebastian Carter
Wait, is the Argentine photo an old one? Older than the Chelsea one? If so then Hamilton is the opposite.
Ryder Hall
fyi if you are an audience member you have nothing from whether a track is good or not, the only plus you'd have is being able to see a lot of cars at the same time (like last corner of Hockenheimring or first corner of Montreal)
Xavier Morgan
>Ghiotto will test Ginetta LMP1 at the prologue F, my beautiful unexposable boy, so long.
Seething pretty hard at Norris desu, do you think he BTFO in iRacing?
Brody Stewart
The fast and the furious is THE BEST most ACCURATE portrayal of street racing EVER.
Brayden Rodriguez
Dead sport
Cameron Carter
More like potato'd sport
Carson Miller
*family*
Chase Bennett
Don't hate man, I fucking loved the first two movies as a kid. The only other one I saw was the one after Paul Walker died, which I think is the 7th one? And I've seen a bit of the 4th one on TV. And they're heist movies instead of driving movies... but the first two movies were awesome.
Oliver Garcia
for me, it's Tokyo drift
Christopher Scott
For me, it's Fast&Furious 2
Grayson Gutierrez
2 fast 2 furious
Anthony Thomas
yeah that one
Ian Bell
corona actually tastes pretty good if it's free
Kayden Mitchell
For me its shuto kousoku toraiaru
Jaxson Bennett
Yeah that one was awesome.
Camden Murphy
was that the one where the funny black guy blew the other cunt out of the car with the ejector seat?
It's not literally. You might have meant it's figuratively, as in its beer that has been so watered down one might mistake it with lemonade. But it's not literally lemonade. It's literally beer. Not a good beer, I agree. But it's literally beer.
