Be galician team

>be galician team
>is sponsored by estrella galicia

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>argentinian team
>sponsored by Quilmes

>chilean team
>sponsored by Cristal

>murrican team
>have the team's name in bold letters instead of sponsors

Those were the days.

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Best beer in Spain.

>be newcastle united
>no longer sponsored by newcastle brown ale
feels bad man

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>brazilian team
>sponsored by caixa

>be big portuguese team
>is sponsored by the city's beer

it's just how the world works

estrella isn't bad

Can you even get sponsored by beer anymore?

Would be kino to see Atleti's kit with the Mahou logo - Or Arsenal with a red stripe sponsor kek

Yes

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I was going to say Celta is sponsored by Citroen bit I double checked...maybe the plant closed down

Sporting is sponsored by Super Bock though.

>be gallego
>kill myself

then you'd be gallegone

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Aren't like half of Brazilian teams sponsored by Quixa or something? What's the deal?

e fosse para o caralho, canadiano da piça? foda-se lá o caralho, puta que te pariu

haha reading this outloud it sounds like death gurgles hahaha

based gay lego poster

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>quixa
Caixa, it's a state-owned bank.
They used to sponsor a lot of teams and athletes in several different sports but the government ended it all back 2016 IIRC

>what's the deal?
idk, probably money laundering lmao

Based

Based.

that's not estrella damm

cringe as fuck burger i bet you also like san miguel

I lived in Spain and all the beers are garbage (and your cuisine), but Damm was the only decent commercial brand.

>be Argentinian relegation side
>sponsored by La Nueva Seguros

>be british pub team
>sponsored by 32red

>be mexican team
>is sponsored by cement

>be Braunschweig
>officially change your crest to the Jägermeister logo to circumvent advertising rules

>be asturian team
>not sponsored by a cider brand
??

>English top flight team
>sponsored by 动态网自由门 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Free Tibet 六四天安門事件 The Tiananmen Square protests of 1989 天安門大屠殺 The Tiananmen Square Massacre 反右派鬥爭 The Anti-Rightist Struggle 大躍進政策 The Great Leap Forward 文化大革命 The Great Proletarian Cultural Revolution 人權 Human Rights 民運 Democratization 自由 Freedom 獨立 Independence 多黨制 Multi-party system 台灣 臺灣 Taiwan Formosa 中華民國 Republic of China 西藏 土伯特 唐古特 Tibet 達賴喇嘛 Dalai Lama 法輪功 Falun Dafa 新疆維吾爾自治區 The Xinjiang Uyghur Autonomous Region 諾貝爾和平獎 Nobel Peace Prize 劉暁波 Liu Xiaobo 民主 言論 思想 反共 反革命 抗議 運動 騷亂 暴亂 騷擾 擾亂 抗暴 平反 維權 示威游行 李洪志 法輪大法 大法弟子 強制斷種 強制堕胎 民族淨化 人體實驗 肅清 胡耀邦 趙紫陽 魏京生 王丹 還政於民 和平演變 激流中國 北京之春 大紀元時報 九評論共産黨 獨裁 專制 壓制 統一 監視 鎮壓 迫害 侵略 掠奪 破壞 拷問 屠殺 活摘器官 誘拐 買賣人口 遊進 走私 毒品 賣淫 春畫 賭博 六合彩 天安門 天安门 法輪功 李洪志 Winnie the Pooh 劉曉波动态网自由门

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>that text
it's like portuguese's retarded little brother

>diz o macaco

soul

thought that was you

>be london team
Sponsored by Rwanda

cristal is peruvian you stupid nigger monkey fuck. this is why you country got raped on the national stage. BRA71L. STUPID MONKEY FUCK

and boavista by sagres
theyre contrarians, so influenced by the bigger city club that they feel forced to choose the oposite

thats standard portuguese but written with spanish grammar
galician grammar is the same as portuguese grammar, if they get more autonomy and regain control of their language therell be no difference between galician and standard portuguese
also youre our retard little brother, you just never stopped growing in size, like in of mice and men

You are trolling right?