/bundes/

ah yes the classic "look at this blurry object behind my tits teehee"

3-1 (2-0) wins one bet and loses the other

are you talking about the war?

whores are important, okay?!

I don't get it.

yes

because youre a dum dum

in a 3-1 (2-0) the first half ended 2-0, the second ended 1-1, so the team didn't win both halves

>Hallel

She's a West Ham fan?

*west ham player

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bogpilled

Oh yeah, thanks.

>day Kane goal
Dayum

Is Sane the new Granate?

>Meppen
more like DEPPEN LUMA

Yea salif sane LOL

youtube.com/watch?v=RoHpqb5p9u8

Go Geschke!

Banger

love wolfsburg
love dortmund
love leverkusen

hate bayern munich

based

ich bin
AUSländer (AUSländer)

*In thick Brooklyn accent* "what in the world is that fuckin' thing?"

Kek

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remember my neighbour bumping this all day long

Do you think she knew what it meant?

miau

Granate basically confirmed

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Idk, he was quite weird and from I've heard people just started to call him "Gabber Chris" at some point. He developed some serious speed habit too.

was your neighbor Chris Chan?

Chris isn't a very German name you know...

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>was your neighbor Chris Chan?
yes

>mit dem Angrif Gerd Behls wird das alles wieder in Ordnung kommen

Are we witnessing the biggest drop in /bundes/ quality ever? Leverkusen, Hoffenheim, Frankfurt are probably the worst offenders.

you now remember Gerard Deulofeu

his name is Depardieu

You mean dortmund

Frankfurt is downright embarrassing, Hoffenheim isnt that surprising, since Hopp always said that he wants to make money with the club. Leverkusen did actually got better but Bosz is a meme.

Wow that's so crazy

>Leverkusen did actually got better but Bosz is a meme.
CUTE

How do I get a german girlfriend, lads?

hob gschissn

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If Rebic leaves then Frankfurt is the biggest cuck club in the league. They will have a transfer surplus of €150m and wont even able to spend half of it on new players because no one wants to go to Frankfurt.

Bums Besuch

I would literally be happy to go to Frankfurt

Literally had five Chritians and Christophs/Christofs in my Grundschulklasse.
Reckon nowadays it's five Mohammeds minimum.

does /bundes/ rate the Strayan football player Jacob Italiano?

wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacob_Italiano

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Jacob Italiano lifelong here. Did you know he is from Australia despite his name being Italiano? Haha what a lad

same, because of him i will follow gladbach now. that’s pretty neat for stadiumvisits on home matches, because i live in gelsenkirchen so gladbach is basically the same location for me.

Who's going to be 3rd and 4th behind Bayern and Dortmund next season?

uh ignorant. it's 1 Mohammed, 1 Mehmet, 1 Mahmud, 1 Mohamad and 1 Ali.

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GRANATE CONFIRMED OH SHI

he literally looks like an ape

youtube.com/watch?v=muWI0HXk740

Whenever someone asks me about mia san mia mentality, I just show em this video, simple as

#ballgespielt

geisteskrank

hey it says "Die Würde des Menschen ist unantastbar" not "Die Knöchel des Menschen sind unantastbar"
checkmate shareholders

>Die Knöchel des Mädchens sind unantastbar.

What Laufgürtel / Gürteltasche do you use for running?

>t. Tom Gas

what's the verdict on Real Based? Easy top 4 or struggling to get EL next season?

PSG won't sell Trapp. Eintracht are fucked. Might also get relegated.

Relegation

the benefiz meme mätch with nowitzki and frens is live on sport1 btw

>Union, Baderporn, Köln, Augsburg, >schalke
too many shit teams for any big dog to get relegated

Would you?

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fuck a dude? nah man that's gay

i only see werbung you lying fucker

recommend me an online radio, no söyboy singer/songwriter garbage pls

yeah they showed the einlauf some minutes ago. no idea about the endless stream of werbung now

No

>yeah they showed the einlauf some minutes ago. no idea about the endless stream
ew

yeah seeing it rn

SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER SCHUHMACHER

>Frankfurt
>big dog
hehe

DAS RITE

MOST DANGEROUS

>Lehmann

>"Die Mannschaft ist wie Schalke sie ist offenbar untrainierbar"

kek

that red card was funny i must admit

kek the fuck is this one legged dude doing there??

refball

what are u niggas watching

see

Caption this

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The Rolex, Mr.Rummenigge.

Phillip Max? Is a board!

questionable

lol

>so you're saying he's pretty fast with the ball huh

underrated!

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for me, it's 6R4N573

>Dominoes in space: A story from west Germany

How can I steal this and avoid paying taxes on it?

Lol

Henrichs to Leipzig
Harnik to Hamburg
Max to Barcelona and Liverpool
Hinteregger and Donis to Frankfurt
Amiri to Leverkusen
Philipp to Wolfsburg

saved you a visit to tm

van de Beek?

>Max to Barcelona and Liverpool

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nothing recent, sorry

t. Jogi

>when you already shit three times today but feel like you have one again soon

Fuck

same
still have bierschiss because I had den 0n oder anderen zuviel last night

sane to bayern is fix

I hate you drinking faggots. I almost never drink and mostly eat healthy, still I often have some kind of digesting problems :(

Bayern should sign maxi Arnold desu

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SOPHIA NOOOO!!!!

maybe you should drink more

nö need to be mäd my friend :^)

okay, which one of you pervs was this ?

it was you

>I don't enjoy life and people who do enjoy life disgust me
Das brachte mich echt ins Grübeln

>lewdifying such a asexual entity like Kerber
not even I have sunk that low. and this is coming from tom (actually not tom)

stupid idiot

yeah, Im mad because people treat their body poorly and can enjoy life and try to treat it good and and dont feel good at all. Of course Im mad.

yup, went for round four. Ate rice daily the last four days, maybe I had lot of garbage clocked up or something.

>sane to bayern is fix

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which one of you giant fags reported me?

i bet it was jt

It's nice to see qt girls do things well

youtube.com/watch?v=ErN8JDGjrHQ

Also one day I will get a gf

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Just gonna come out and say it, not a fan of cold sauerkraut. Love me some warm kraut, but just aint no good when straight out the fridge

Jz 1 Konterbier

based

samefag loser

>t.

endsmett

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pretending to have a normal weekend with friends and drinks on 4channel is absolutely pathetic. you’re a social loser with no friends.

same goes for you

have sex

Who hurt you, user? Where do you live, we can go drink something together, if youre feeling lonely.

I only have one friend and I feel lonely sometimes, who wants to be friends and drink?

>Suffering when you actually have a friend

Be my friend

sorry m8, you live too far away

have sex

yeaaööhhhhhh

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>During his first ever international appearance, on 12 December 1987 in Brasilia against Brazil, Foda was at the centre of controversy. Both at the reading of the team names and later when he was substituted in, he was met with great applause by the Brazilian fans. Foda only found out the next day that this was due to his name translating to "free intercourse" in Portuguese

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based

does anyone have that webm with those crazy caribbeans "dancing", meaning kinda fucking, kinda domesticly abusing a girl up a tree?

jz 1 Tavor

uhmm what?

Uhmm what?

WAF

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you know which webm Im talking about, they "dance" which is more like, they pretend to fuck, and in the one recent webm they were half climbing a tree while doing so.

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bafed

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I meant this shit you useless alcoholics

twitter.com/adolfc18/status/1137776390881861633

what the actual fuck

literally me

Your me

Any update on the Sane to Bayern situation?

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Sahne? Der is durch.