Why didn't any of Zidane's kids git gud?

>beckham
>not successful

go back to scrounging around in the dirt for whatever small amount of potatoes you can find, you dumb cunt.

The II is just a way of honoring his father on the Jersey honestly. Most people call the father Pat Mahomes, and the son Patrick Mahomes.

Beckham is a mutant, he has the mannerisms of an 8 year old child, anybody that talks to him realizes this after 2 minutes. That is literally why he covered himself in tattoos, to look like a man, because he'll never act like one. He's literally a mutant.

Schumacher

Maldini jr and Thiago Alcantara

still more intelligent and successful than any irishcunt

How the fuck would I know

Ronaldo?

Athlete's kids are only good in sports that are have highly specialized skill like baseball or NFL quarterbacks.

I think you missed the point, again I refer to my original comment, y'all ignant low IQ retards.

Did you ever look into his background and where he comes from? He's literally a neurotic consciousness ugly son of a bitch from the inside out, great man, I really love what he's done for himself.

Frank Lampard Sr made over 500 appearances for West Ham in the era that they were actually a decent team

It’s basically like a fancied up jr

He's saying it should be Jr

damn i forgot about the frank lampards

also jamie redknapp kek

What is wrong with people like this

>pressure of being the GOAT's son

not enough sunlight and years of inbred alcoholic genetics

no, it isn't. It's worse than the "English" double-barrelled surnames

Hard men create soft societies...................

They're probably far more talented than the average kid, but regression to the mean, and the fact that their mother is not an athletic phenom means it's unlikely that any of them would become professional footballers.

That being said, in American college basketball and football there's a massive statistical over-representation of athletes who have a parent who was a college athlete, which shows that athletic and sporting talent is largely heritable, either through genetic or cultural transmission.

>inbred
Hahahahaha, Catholics literally made exogamy a part of their religion, what did early Protestant leaders do? Like your great prophet of evolution preach? Go read up on Darwin and Wedgewood.

Cal Ripken jr

>and the fact that their mother is not an athletic phenom means
So you think working class people are naturally better than the rest?

You're about as hard as Liberace in the playboy mansion

maman

damn, nafris women age like THAT? what a babe

Again I revert to my original comment, about the average IQ of this board.

> “Hard times create strong men. Strong men create good times. Good times create weak men. And, weak men create hard times.”

Cause your an autistic loser who browses this shitty site

go read up on easy suicide methods

Basically I come from a background of violence and abuse, I'm literally immune to all the shit you can fling at me, hence I can fuck you up on demand.

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not nafris

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difference is you don't own missiles

Exactly.

nice plastic $13 replica bro

>Schumacher Jr.
>Good

Nah, it's fucked for sports that rely too heavily on skill like Football or Ice hockey. Look at American football and basketball, more athleticism heavy sports)(apart from the qb position). There are a lot of guys in the NFL whose dad's were in the NFL. More an inheritance of athleticism, can't really inherit skill.

>Y'all
Enjoying your 'heritage holiday', Cletus Mcburgerking?

can i get zizous face photoshopped on all bodies plz?

Affluenza. They lack the hunger

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He's winning the F2 championship next year

Ablett sr and jr and both GOATs

Why did you say Schumacher before Verstappen

Yuh I've always thought this. If your parents had moderate to minor success in their sports, you have a great chance to be better than them. If your parents were one of the GOATs, good luck

thanks Hwoarang

Because Jos was a shitter

t. Cristophe Duggary

They never had to because they want for nothing.

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rosberg, villeneuve, hill too

basically confirming F1 as the chad sport again

Better start watching /ourleague/

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fucking hell
rangeban potato munchers when

half the NBA are sons of ex players

Cesare Maldini and Paolo Maldini

Just confirms that F1 is a rich kid with connections clique, not a sport.

Ken Griffey Sr and Ken Griffey Jr
Archie Manning and Peyton/Ellie Manning

You now remember that Gaddafi's son played for Perugia and Sampdoria in the early 2000's and even played against Messi at the Nou Camp.

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Ian Wright.

>all hard working Americans instead of lazy yuropoors
really gets the noggin joggin

How come his kids have perfect sets of hair while their dad started thinning in his early 20's? It's not fucking fair.

It is like watching Naruto and Boruto

Ngapeth

The oldest have hats on, and Zidane balded from the crown primarily with only a slight v hairline.

My dad had about half of his hair left at 1st year of university, mine is still as good as ever

>won the word cup
>won the champions league
>won the champions league three times as a manager
>married a babe
>all sons

What cant this man do, lads? Truly the most alpha of alphas.

Imagine them fucking their mother all at the same time

you inherit some of your mothers genes too

Dale Earnhardt and Dale Earnhardt Jr

Pls don't shame yourself.
And I'm really far from being a Zidane fan.

Well at least they'll have decent careers as whatever the male equivalent to a instathot is

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>Simeone and Chiesa
>good
lmao

2nd from the left looks a lot like Rami and Adil is a well known milf fetishist, just sayin'.

That nascar driver who died.

you don't they have boobs then

Zidane is a blessed guy

It's your grandfather on your mothers side you need to worry about

i'd like to nique veronique desu

Why do they need to pull down their shorts so low

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disgusting

Mike Trout's dad never made it past AA ball. Kris Bryant's dad was also a minor league guy. Might be something to this.

came here to post this too lel

i knew germans were scat and furry fags but incest fags really ?

>a fucking burger

who wouldnt if their mother looked like that?

t.

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Stephen Curry, the Manning brothers, and Klay Thompson.

but that's his wife's son hahah x

This is why people say Americans don't understand football

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Villeneuve was good for one season and then he became a fucking joke.

Shame too, he could've been fucking great.

One of them is in the Portuguesa ligue right?

Me on the left

Ken Griffey Jr, Prince Fielder

That's pretty much how it works, mediocre or slightly above average dads will usually have kids who can improve on their careers, while great ones will have mediocre kids.

Roman Buerki's dad held the record for longest time without conceding a goal in the Swiss league before he broke it himself

Definitely happened at least once. Maybe twice

Was Dell curry really a superstar? I mean he won sixth man of the year which kinda precludes you from superstar status. Also he was never an all star

He was a pretty good driver, he just made poor career decisions, BAR was an absolutely garbage team from top to bottom despite having money.

a lot of it is their dads have hindsight and perspective and know what would have made them top tier players, and force their kids to do whatever it is they lacked.

and connections for coaching

Penaldo

He was very good during the WC

based

>Now athletes that make it to the pros but fail at the entry level/minors, have world class kids
there is 1000 of these for every superstar though. these are 1 in a million people at their trade, of course it isn't usually going to happen

>this is what incels believe

hagi

RIP Colonel

because dad got the money why would they put any effort in something

look at that smile on his face, cute daddy des

to show off that V muscle on their lower stomach

Enzo is a fraud
the goalie one seems decent

Neymar Senior

>ywn be a part of that family

Djalma - Djalminha

>the goalie one seems decent
lmao la
pls check some of his highlights on youtube for a laugh

He saved Denmark quite a few times in the WC too.

>everyone is sucking in
yikes

They all have literally the same body type lmao even his wife
Are they on a diet of broccoli, fish and chicken all the time?

Me

Jan Mulder (Anderlecht, Ajax) -> Youri Mulder (FC Twente, Schalke 04)
Danny Blind (Ajax, Barcelona) -> Daley Blind

Hard times, strong men, good times, weak men, hard times, strong men.....

based signing

honestly i have no clue how someone who got born into a rich family will ever develop a strong character

How the fuck do they get that body
No carbs and just chicken?
5 miles everyday?

is there a more based athlete?

Americans don't have nobility, so it's common for Juniors to switch to II. Then they name their kid the 3rd and so on.

this is usually correct

elite/GOAT athletes don't have the same tier children. mid-tier athletes have GOAT tier potential in their kids, due to knowledge, resources, training, etc

Second from left is van Persie tho

You're literally like a million times more likely to be a pro athlete if your dad is. Even more so if your mom has good athletic genes too.

Christian McCaffrey's dad obviously played in the NFL, but his mom's father won the 100 meter dash in the Olympics in the 50s.

It's alot more regression to the mean than kids being spoiled.

both of those regens are trash but that is an epic photo

Any that doesn't play soccer

>the less good your parents are the easier it is to be better than them
Woah thanks America eye opening stuff

it's the same thing in music
Sad!

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>uglier version of paul mccartney with no musical talent

just end it

Our apehoop star Gary Payton literally named his two sons both Gary II and Gary Jr.

Do you think Paul is disappointed with him? With himself? Or is he a good dad and loves him unconditionally?

of course he is disappointed in him. paul is a cunt and wouldnt know what love was if it poked him in the eye with a prosthetic leg.

Ben Simmons dad played in nbl sonis another example of this

>paul is a cunt
c'mon m8 he's a lovable guy, you just say that because ringo and george had even more affable personalities

ringo has the personality of a dead fish. obviously i wish george was still alive. his son is actually a really good musician too.

Archie is an old sportswriter's meme, he sucked. He was a shit qb on a shit team, but because he was good in college and was drafted 2nd overall, they just assumed he must be good somehow. He's basically a worse David Carr.

George Foreman has 5 sons named George

The little one will grow up to become the chaddest of them all

Give it 4 years......

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Haaland

also kids with parents who coach

The same reason Chavez's son is a paper thin bitch

>3 chads and 1 onions boy

based zidane

>the nfl
Kek

At least he has a big family. They look happy. He probably headbutts those kids to keep them in line.

what are the chances of producing 4 boys and no girls? .5*.5*.5*.5 right? In other words about 6%. What an absolute chad.

also you can see how it's wise to have children when you're younger... they basically get more and more retarded looking. t. youngest child.

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At least Stella is successful

You need adversity and fear of poverty to make it sports

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