Juve v totnum

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Juventus XI: Buffon, De Sciglio, Bonucci, Rugani, Cancelo, Pjanic, Matuidi, Emre Can, Bernardeschi, Ronaldo, Mandzukic

Subs: Szczesny, Pinsoglio, Loria, de Ligt, Demiral, Di Pardo, Coccolo, Beruatto, Rabiot, Kastanos, Muratore, Toure', Frederiksen, Pereira, Higuain, Mavididi

Tottenham XI: Gazzaniga, Walker-Peters, Alderweireld, Tanganga, Georgiou, Winks, Skipp, Lamela, Dele, Son, Parrott

Subs: Vertonghen, Sissoko, Eriksen, Lucas, Kane, Ndombele, Whiteman, Marsh, Roles, Foyth, De Bie, Lyons-Foster, Bowden

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Dybala out?

Many are still on vacation

For me, it's De Ligt, De Sciglio and De Miral

>Buffon

JUVE MERDA

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Damn, Tottenham has more literally whos that I thought
>inb4 how can you not rate Tottenham and great players like Son, Sissoko or Eriksen!?
Sorry if I don't fucking care about a team that will win nothing at all this decade, despite supposedly being on a Golden Age

one more word and we'll take chiesa of your hands

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Cause Juves bench is full of known players.

>we

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Hello everyone.

Stream?

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Thanks, mate!

damn based

>Parrott

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>Juventus cant stop their self destructive habits of signing and fielding players like Buffon and Di Sciglio

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how buffon came back lel

Boomer's club

i identify as a 70's italian
dont be a bigot pls

#FREECHIESA

state of this spurs team

actually i take it back theres a few names they were hiding at the back of the tunnel

>Juve's A team vs Spurs' B team
great

fucking hell spuds

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>a fucking credit card

5 spurs first teamers to be fair

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>A-Team
>Mandzukic, Bernardeschi, Bonucci, Rugani, Matuidi
Sure.

>the absolute state of the back of juve's jersey

actually saying that winks and lamela are subs

literally all starters

>Skipp bullying Matuidi
lul

>Ronaldo all pumped up and ready to rock n roll

My nibba

That Spurs left back is doing well

heugh min-son

dunno about this israeli font on the scoreboard

its almost 2020 and we're still playing out of the back
how many giveaway goals need to be scored till they realize

Enough to lose the league which is impossible

>we

what a shit game

so is juve just gonna pass in their own box all game long?

Ronaldo is not going to win a CL with this team

Yes, fuck sarriball.

When did Allegri gain so much weight, what the fuck happened to him?

bad miss from ronnie

The old lady kicking the bucket at last.

typical buffon

oh dear oh dear

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where the fuck was de shit when that happened?

refball

just noticed the refs are gooks

The white shorts were a mistake

They won't even make it out of group with this Sarriball.

this

>drinking alcohol on gods day
kys

cancelo needs to be cansold asap

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pagliacco

who replaces him?

jewve getting btfo by yids

meunier

He's way too dumb for be on a team like Juve.
Either he needs to play for a stacked team where him being dumb wont matter (City, Barcelona, Liverpool) or in a shitty team where all his teammates are shit and he can do his thing and be a star (Inter, Milan, Roma, Chelsea, United, Arsenal, Valencia...)

He's easily the dumbes player ive ever seen

saw some guys playing football on the local afl pitch today
thnks for reading my blog

>higuain
oh no no no

going to be good watching Moura BTFO king zoomer again if he comes on

is Kane still playing through an injury?

Kane to score in 5 minutes.
*dabs*

he shouldn't be

>Piguan
Is de Licht getting on?

>playing more than 45 min in preseason games

ERA

isn't being english considered an injury?

>asian refs
lmao

never a pen

How is this not a penalty?

penalties in friendlies are wack as fuck

but lol

It should be mandatory for everyone interested in this sport to watch these preseason games held in football shitholes like this, so they realize just how good they actually have it WRT refs.

t. buffon

spurs do not have a striped shirt

dubs and Tottenham + Jewe crash out of their CL groups

moura goating it up

APOLOGIZE

>kane

PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY PIGGY

>higuain

HIGUAIN

PIPITA THE NEW JEWVE STRIKER

ronaldo exposed

higuain will be sarri's top goalscorer again

CAM ON ZOOMENHAM

>kane

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No one can stop the Pipita-Ronaldo duo

>dos santos aveiro
lmao

fuck sake

>tap in

>Bottleham Hotsperm

Post yfw Tsunaldo gives in to the dab

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I don't think you know what a tap-in is

no way did juve get a pen?!

I know what getting a (You) is

Don't think Ronaldo was happy with this

Lmao what is de ligt doing? 1 minute into his debut already conceded a goal

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holy shit

>italian """defense"""

Moura already dabbing on >de light

if juventus are struggling against this spuds team even if it's a pre-season friendly this is quite honestly a bad sign

>de ligt comes in
>condes to lucas moura

OH NO NO NO NO NO AHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

I have
a
boner

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cancelo need to be sold

>De Ligt is subbed in
>Conceed after 15 seconds

Enjoy the frauds of De Ligt and De Jong kek

>85 million for de ligt
lmao, ajax laughing

NGUBU

Kane is such a meme

65 millions

1 minute into Ndombélé's debut and already picked up an assist

De Ligt way out of position there was that Matuidi trying to cover for him?

*cough*

Ndombele >>>>>>>>>> Rabiot

>Piemonte Calcio
>

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1 min into your mums debut and she already sucked my cock

Ndombele looks fat as fuck but he's having a huge impact on this game. Looks like a good player

De Sciglio is the one who passed it to spurs retard

LMAO

heard he had weight issues when he was younger. I actually was worried about that watching his lyon highlights

>he had weight issues
Good thing he went to England then. He wont have that sort of problems in there considering how shit their food is

I also dont think Rabiot has touched the ball yet

>de ligt already nutmegged

wait rabiot is playing?

de lit absolutely weak mind. He better pick something up from being near Ronaldo

de ligt getting exposed hard

I've just noticed they don't even have an electronic board, the absolute state of this tournament lol

>White
Based

literally can't tell sissoko and ndombélé apart

>Piguain
>Tsunaldo
>Mourapid
>Le mela
Wait, this isn't friendlies.

racist

The U.K. is probably the worst because all our good food is super unhealthy and usually deep fried

>de ligt

>Harvey White
>is

Matthijs De Ligt - Welcome to Juventus -nutmegged, defensive fuckups, goals from corners compilation 1080P

>he better pick something up from a 34 year old that cries

>de ligt

Where is this being played?

*Picks up chlamydia*

Is this where we start pretending like de Ligt is shit?

Moura is on fire

That play will be $80M + tip

singapore national stadium

Singapore
Better question, why is Juve not playing friendlies in USA?

Singapore

He's lucky he's 19 and can recover from that fuck up with his agility. Moura fucked de ligt again in 1 move

Singapore, Australia

>cooling break
bunch of wusses

what a top nose on the young lad

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What an absolute UNIT of a nose

oy vey

Fairly casual reminder that Kane started a CL final over Moura.

BRs, do you think Moura could find a way back into the NT for Qatar?

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YID ARMY

and that is literally why they totally bottled it and lacked all the fast attacking football of the semis. also told you lot that this would happen.

Ronaldo

Erikson is signing a 1 year contract calling it now

>kane

You are not Japanese, you weeb

>De Light

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>le chad fast nigga
>le virgin arry

>Ronaldo PR team sending a boy to him even though it's not allowed in the players bench

uh oh

>piguain
ah yes

>piggy

>Higuain

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Hard to say, but i think there isn't a br RW better than him right now. Our coach probably favours Richarlison/Neres/Jesus over him, but he should get a chance or two for the NT until next Copa America.

Typical piggy.

because reasons

>Normally Gonzalo would bury those
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

De Ligt is getting abused

how does slow-ass Kane shake off a 75 mil defender

>the absolute state of de ligt in this game

High IQ..

>Lucas moura
>1.72
>still wins an aerial against de ligt

De Ligt has better English than Kane

>first ever game for juve
>hasn't even trained
hurr why is he so bad. He's literally already proven, Golden boy and captained ajax to a CL semi-final

>gets carried by tadic
>hurrr muh armband

>that massive deflection on tsu's goal

*gets nutmegged*

Reminder this goes to penalties in case of a tie

deflectnaldo?
another on, add it to the list!

webm?

...

he's proven as a goalscorer during corners user

HOLY SHIT APOLOGIZE

HOLY FUCKING SHIT

KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE KANE

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Wtf

KANE

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BUFFON IN
BUFFON IN
BUFFON IN
BUFFON IN
BUFFON IN
BUFFON IN

thank you breh

FUCKING SICK.

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>that fucking goal

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Lmao at ur life mate

>sir chesny wanting to avoid penals at any cost

>50 meters tap-in

>Wojciech Szczęsny has announced his retirement from professional football

webm of goal?

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shesneed's feed and seed

the fuck was that

Basically JJuve's CL run

>moura recovers the ball and Kane shoots it to score

Where was de ligt?

probably getting destroyed by Moura

ah, what a keeper

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With lo celso and a decent LB spurs are CL final material

I apologize, Kane

Waiting for a Kane run or a pass to Lucas

Why do spuds never play a 2 strikers system? kane and moura would be elite together

Need the webm lads

Lo Celso isn't worth it.

Lc only arrives if eriksen leaves

Guise i hope this coming season when Juve fails i hope PIEMONTE CALCIO becomes a meme

But they do. They did just right now.

Busy getting Natsu Megu'd.

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We getting sessegnon. I don't think he's a very good defender

what's the score lads? tried google but didnt find it

The hunter of Huesca is invisible in Europe.

the current meta is to flood the midfield, unless you have a player like Kante to do the job of 2-3 players you don’t want to be a man down

It took a lot of bravery to do that.

He's barely a defender. Unless he massively improves under Poch he will leak more goals than Rose ever did.

>94358693
nice b8

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Tottenham won 3-2

rose came to tottenham as a winger as well

Cowering in fear

HOLY SHIT

SIR

>buffon

>Rabiot

'ARRY

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>the absolute state of italy

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also don't forget Spurs got denied a clear penalty

It was Szczęsny, not Buffon

>rabiot

NO REFUND

wait...

>rabiot
>de ligt
the absolute state of juve

ARISE, SIR 'ARRY

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>rabiots mom and raiola

Kek

ARRY!!!!

>when your so finished, you have to resort to taking punts from the halfway line

>rabiots mom
? He went to JJ for free though.

>raiola
How much is De Ligt's final price again?

>How much is De Ligt's final price again?
£67.5m transfer fee, £13m yearly wage, £12m Raiola bux.

>for free
10 millions at the sigining I believe, well they can still make profits by selling him

Low IQ post

>£67.5m transfer fee, £13m yearly wage
Not the worst flop in this current inflated market.
I mean look at Joao Felix.

>10 millions at the sigining
Huh. I see.

Sorry, Croissant-senpai.

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