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>Barcelona, PSG, Juve, and Bayern all reportedly """"prepared to battle"""" for a player
>It's Danny Rose
Kek

good evening fellow /trans/ lads

Eden Fatzard

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it's the morning here
mad that

Sometimes I feel I dont have no partner
Sometimes I feel like my only friend
Is the city I live in
The city of shitheads
Lonely as I am.
Together we cry.

to be fair i should be asleep but got a good football manager save started

Is that UK poster with that 'American View of British Soldiers' post anywhere here? I thought I saved it but I can't find it.

>De Gea due to sign 375k/week 6 year contract and has been given assurances from club they aim to win premier league
1. no wonder man utd are struggling to get rid of players
2. this is fucking delusional and its hush money. still 2 midfielders have left and the back 4 is STILL using fergie players

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I installed Bosnia league. Signed an AMAZING regen and he's super great. Then got a world class youth candidate. I raped my league, only drew once, no loss. My U19 won the league and cup. Next season I'll promote my two strikers, one a random regen I signed to sell on who's banged in more than a goal a game and the world class regen lad. I'll keep my 30 year old with 17/18 pace acc and he can be a super sub.

What team?

Eating Hazard

pretty hilarious that man utd's wage structure is permanently fucked because of sanchez

>Newcastle boss Steve Bruce is weighing up a move to bring former Magpies striker Andy Carroll back to the club. The 30-year-old Englishman is a free agent after being released by West Ham in June. (Sun on Sunday)

Fucking epic

based autism lads

>20 July
>English Football League
Semi Ajayi [Rotherham - West Brom] Undisclosed
Callum Evans [Macclesfield - Port Vale] Free

>Women's Super League
Sari van Veenendaal [Arsenal - Atletico Madrid] Free

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should I believe?
its written by the man who said Maguire was having a man utd medical on Monday

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I hope you realise someday that football manager is not real.

i think i saw your post in trb the other day, had never seen someone play bosnian league before. can't say i'd be entertained playing in that league but if you're having fun more power to you
liverpool. most FM years i try to do lower league management and bring a team up from the conference but i couldn't get into it this year, just want to get a casual PL game going. signed de ligt for £28m to start the season, going well.

>David de Gea, 28, has agreed a new six-year contract with Manchester United

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Wtf? Is this true?

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pepe's agents have been having an absolute ball this summer
what's that like 15 different clubs he's been heavily linked with?

I feel like fm intentionally downgraded the magic ajax trio. or maybe our media hypes them up too much.

Yeah I did. It's a weird system. I only took the club on due to 15 Training, 15 Youth, 15 Recruitment infrastructure. Best one. Apparently Sporting Lisbon is the best one for that in the world but that seems too easy.

I know it isn't mate, but it's fun to play whilst going on Yea Forums(nel).

Seething slug

idk de ligt is pretty fucking good in fm19. i dont know what his PA is but i assume its around 185

>twitter.com/edupidal/status/1152762628369977351
>"Bale did not play tonight because the club is working on his exit. I hope it is imminent, if it happens tomorrow it would be great."
So, where is he going /trans/?

They still have Alexis Sanchez and Pogba on their payroll LOL

They're leaking money just to keep average players on board

nowhere; no one wants him

my favorite part of FM is scouting regens and developing youth so what you're doing sounds fun.

>So, where is he going /trans/?
you know where

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Who is Felix?

china

I still remember from Fifa 12 career mode Jack Wilshere ends up being a 93 rated player by 2020

Except the amount they got in insurance is basically nothing compared to how much it cost to build the fucking thing. Except you can literally recreate the fucking fall by building replica scale models and repeating the action. Which has been done. The idea that 9/11 was an inside job is a psyop to make people believe the US government is all powerful and can do anything and make people feel safe and secure 'wow if they're willing to do that to start a war, imagine what they'd do against Russia or China!' etc. The final reason is to comfort people into believing that USA is this undefeatable thing that no acts of terror can possibly happen in USA. Everything is a falseflag, staged or whatever. They cannot fathom bad people do bad things. 7/7 was staged too, right? Madrid bombing in 2003? All the terror attacks in USA, UK, France, Spain, Belgium and Germany since? Right. Of course.

Useful idiots. Also, Titus Bramble, scored own goal for Newcastle on his debut

Most likely PSG or Bayern

>Jose Mourinho called up the Dundalk manager to congratulate him on his teams CL qualifier victory
based

b-b-but muh man of the match performance in a loss against barcelona in like 2011

But why would he be available for 28 mil

I'm using FMTRE atm. Because I cannot sign many staff. I always use FMTRE near the new edition as I get more fun out of it. I hate how hard it is to find good players without it. I know it's kinda 'cheating' but it's not like I get Ronaldo and Messi for League 2. I only sign players I can actually sign.

>2011 was 8 years ago
Why do I still remember that game so vividly?
>English Xavi

i reckon mou's just going mental without work
spending his days sofa masturbating and baking

nicest guy in football

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Or his multiple man of the match performances in England being one of the only players to win three MotM in a row for England? Wilshere was great but lost it after the leg break. To deny this is to prove your inability to see talent.

ah yes dominant midfield performances for england in qualification games against minnows who park the bus
the true barometer of talent

because football manager doesn't accurately reflect the current market inflation.
yeah every now and then i play games with the editor. wouldnt call it cheating, people can play the game however they want and all that.

Top player is the regen I signed (the good one), bottom one is the youth candidate. Reminder I have Great Training + Youth facilities despite low level.

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Llorente is so fucking handsome I hope he gets re signed

>re-signed
>resigned
is the English language a mistake?

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Quite surprising since they have the time to statistically analyse almost every pro team on the planet.

Still wondering why Pocchetino benched Moura for 70 mins in the CL final

nice. sad you'll lose them the second they start developing

are you a yellow face?

Any meme friendlies today?

Oh lets be real. The majority of the spurs attack is dogshit. Moura? Bang on fucking average. If he didnt contribute in the champions league i guarantee he woukd be fuxking gone and I hope Lamela is gone either way.

I dunno mate, he won 6/7 Man of the Match awards in 2016 Qualification.

What sucks is, top player has 15 freekick... hasn't scored yet... hasn't even hit the target. I do not understand freekicks in this game. Players with 9 freekick seem to score more. Even with 20 Freekicks, 20 Longshots, 20 Finishing, 20 Composure, 20 Decisions, 20 Flair, 20 Technique I doubt they'd score.

well they outsource the scouting, that's all done by volunteers. to be fair though, i am playing at start of 18-19 season so de ligt isn't super media hyped yet because of the ajax CL run. 28m is still low for sure, 40m at start of 18-19 probably reasonable

>>>/trb/
fuck off

i'm actually starting to question the free kicks myself. i'm like 10-15 games into my first season on liverpool and alexander arnold literally hits the post or gets a goalline review on every free kick

go play some FUT, zoomie

where does /trans/ reckon bayol is off to?

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all fifa, fm, other crap threads belong on /vg/

Aye. Gonna stop talking about it for the moment.

Shrewsbury v Aston Villa
Liverpool v Sevilla
Tottenham v Juventus

That's it for today. Other than that is Scottish Cup meme games.

>reee stop booing Ashley Young

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Based Maddison.

>Maddison

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On the mobile version (no laptop) atleast frenkie de jong isnt even going to barca yet.

>tfw you pay 150M for a player fatter than 2013 Mido.

If you thought the abuse Bale gets was bad, you ain't seen nothing yet. Hazard won't live up to the expectations set by the club, media and fans and you can bet your ass they're going to be out for blood once they realize they wasted 150M on a player who's ultimately going to lose his spot to Isco. He and Zidane are going to get exposed this season and it's going to be one enjoyable train wreck. The absolute icing on the cake would be if they draw Juve in the UCL and get btfo by Tsunaldo in the Bernabeu.

what times spurs on?

How about you wait till October before calling a player a flop?

Isn't he a devout Muslim? How the fuck do get that fat as athlete when you don't drink?

why would hazard be a muslim?

What would give you the idea that Hazard was a muslim?

It's called pre-season for a reason

Yes who is Man Utd signing?

12:30

Wan Bissaka and James.

They've signed Wan-Bissaka.

'Arry Maguire la'

Only Tierney and Ceballos are essential. Give Nelson a chance and soon you'll have your right wing fixed.

I agree. I think Nelson isn't far off Zaha and he's free. Fucking insanity. Arsenal have a lot of good youths they could play. Forget about buying stuff. Fix the defence. I mean they're linked to the likes of Moise Kean too. Get Tierney and Ceballos and rotate with their kids, sorted. I think Everton would be a good buy too. Moise Kean would at least offer rotation as Arsenal play better with a front two but don't have quality.

tfw too smart to replace Kompany

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What does he bring to Madrid that they don't already have?

>play him as a 10/attacking mid.
Isco plays the same position as him, has better finishing skills, and had his best performances under Zidane.

>throw him out wide at LW who can cut inside?
They have Vinicius who's younger, faster, and has far more upside than Hazard.

This is the same guy who last year said "I don't care about scoring, I just want to win." How do you think that attitude will go over in Madrid? These are the same fucking people who whistled Ronaldo and the Spanish media were happy to shit on him after one bad performance. Hazard doesn't stand a fucking chance in Madrid.

Zaha is so drawnout overrated.

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>Vinicius has more upside than Hazard
This is why Americans never get respected on this board.

Yup. £40m is the absolute max that should be spent, push it to £50m for memes sake. He isn't worth £80m and I hope the 'Arsenal are bidding' is bullshit. Play. Nelson. Spend the money on a defender or two. Spend the money on a multipositional FW. Like Everton. Who can play LW, RW or CF.

express.co.uk/sport/football/441844/Chelsea-dressing-room-see-light-in-Hazard-warning-as-Eden-s-passport-problems-are-revealed

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I am happy, happy new year

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I actually think that the attitude of apanish fans is fucking disgusting. They literally throw their own players over the boat for small dips in form and they dont just say it on twitter. theyre the type of people that go to your training ground or wait outside the stadium gates to shout at you. Disgusting culture. Atleast in england we still fucking respect our players even if they have bad form or what not. I would never want to work in spain or italy as a footballer. England or the vaterland lebensraum for me.

I reckon hazard will actually have his best season. He's been trending upwards past years, I wouldn't be surprised if he has a 30-goal season

>andy carroll to newcastle
Where am I? This weird dream again, déjà vu!

Le pacy nigger was easily Madrids best player the second half of the season and the only one giving them any sort of creative spark in the final third. If you ponied up the extra cash for beIN and actually watched La Liga, you'd be saying the same thing.

>>Vinicius has more upside than Hazard
You literally have 0 credibility in anything you're saying or will ever say.

You won't get a decent centre back for less than 80m in the current market

...

>They cannot fathom bad people do bad things
usually they dont call the government good while they say 9/11 was an inside job bong

Yeah but you can at least sign some players who may become better.

My point is they don't think random acts of terror can happen; or more specifically don't LIKE the idea of it being possible. So they pretend it is all preordained. If you tell them the WTC was bombed by the same group of people 10 years earlier, they suddenly have a mental breakdown because they realise 'oh shit it happened before'. 9/11 wasn't an inside job. It was complete and utter intelligence failure by the USA and because of this the idea of inside job is helpful to cover up the ineptitude of the US intelligence service.

Tell me them who was their best player in from January till the end of the season then? Kroos and Modric disappeared. Vazquez, Bale? You may be able to make an argument for Benz, but that's it. Try harder faggot.

of course, its the same all over the world
safety through ignorance and all that
still always fun to shitpost about jews though

The building was constructed in such a way that if hit by a plane it would disintegrate. It was a unique design used only in those buildings.

Funny how it just happened to be hit by a plane after the owner took out terrorism insurance

>This dummy
You're comparing Vinicius' being decent for half a season to Hazard's entire career and saying that the former "has more upside" because he was decent for 3 months. Something is terribly amiss with you. Just say you dislike Hazard and hope he fails, don't give stupid statements and then expect people to take you seriously.

tell me how many of his shots went out for throw-ins

love trans lads

Haha gayyyy

Except the value of the building was worth many times the amount they got via the insurance. Also, wow, a building previously attacked by terrorists had insurance for such an act. Wowee. Shock. Did they do it on the Pentagon to? What about the aircraft that DIDN'T get crashed?

Of course it is, but people actually believe this shit. If they believe this shit, they believe anti-vaxxer shit. Etc Etc.

haha yeah and

Its that attitude, the unrealistic expectations and Hazard himself saying he doesn't care about scoring that's going bite him in the ass. They still need to fill the goal scoring void left by Tsunaldo. Whether it's fair or not, he's going to always be compared to Ronaldo since he's their first major signing after Ronaldo left for Juve and they're going to expect him to be that X factor. The expectations are going to be far more than what Hazard could provide to Madrid, even if he came in and was in his best form.

>Whether it's fair or not, he's going to always be compared to Ronaldo
no he's not. what

tbf what role is hazard gonna play? ronaldo has been pretty much a poaching centre forward for a while. not hazards game is it.

Is Moise Kean a meme?

With a name like that how could you not be?

>

Juventus are currently favourites to sign #thfc left-back Danny Rose. The player has also received interest from PSG, Schalke and Newcastle United. [Daily Mirror]

Do they want to sign everybody?

Andy Carroll is off to Leeds

Dont know about you lads but it frightens me that pochettino doesnt seem to have a fucking clue about what tranfers are and are not happening.

>implying Hazard has more than 4 seasons left as top player

I'm not saying Vinicius the solution, but he's improved drastically and is well ahead of what most players his age are with loads of potential. Madrids biggest issues are at defense and in the midfield. They need more depth at CB and given Ramos' age and Nacho not being able to play consistently, they need someone in addition to Militao. Additionally, Kroos and Modric have got complacent and need someone to challenge them for their spot, in hopes of lights some sort of fire inside them.

what are his wages

Carling and Greggs

My guess is a LW/10. He's going to get the comparisons to tsu for a few reasons. He's the first Galactico signing since Ronaldo left. He's going to be their main offensive threat in the final third. And because of his transfer fee, Madrid, the fans and the media are going to expect him to hit the ground running and be the guy who's going to make them competitive with Barca and make the big plays in the CdR and UCL.

They possibly need alderweireld, quite possibly the best centre back playing right now

Did you forget about Varane or what?

JoMa is better and a much more complete player imo. But Alderweireld is a class player and they should go for him. Tottenham has peaked and is in the last year of his contract. If his release clause is 25M out should be a no brainer. Although I wouldn't blame Perez if he didn't want to deal with Levy.

Lads... lads... Lads... It's gonna be 34 degrees in UK on Tuesday. France will be 41 degrees. I thought this was over.

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I think Verane is overrated, but they should let go of Nacho or Ramos first of they're going to offload any CBs. Which currently they can't really afford to do at this point. Madrid needs a CB like Vidic who will do the dirty work and ultimately replace Chad Ramos.

sorry im not familiar with these acronyms. who is JoMa?

DICKS OUT FOR BOLI BOLINGOLI

>all of August still to come
Send for help user
Tell Canada to send ice

>I think Verane is overrated,
Legitimately stopped reading there

Gimenez on Atletico. He's tall, fast for a CB, good at aeriel duels, physical, good with the ball at his feet, and a nightmare to defend on corners.

First time I heard that name all i thought of was old timers in my old town pubs thinking "what the fuck" but still loving him anyway haha. As i understand it seems to be a policy to just call him Boli.

>replica scale models

Where is the proofs

Is he a young man or veteran. literally not that familiar with atletico desu. Used to be a valencia fan a long long time ago but even them im not too familiar with now.

>spending his days sofa masturbating and baking
living the dream 2bh

based
fooking love hot weather

Jan>Toby.
But it feels like Toby wants to stay

>Newcastle boss Steve Bruce

stopped reading there

kek

english football is dog shit

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Interesting how neither have french names.

I hope so joan-cunt

Yeah, weird for Flemish, heh?

language is not ethnicity lad

Let him shag you, idiot.

Fuck sake I don't have a paddling pool anymore

Ur being kinda gay about it

He should play the long game. Let the messages continue until they become overtly sexual, then threaten to #MeToo him

Not sucking off your boss to improve your career is gay

>moise kean to Arse
>(mail)

Ah good, it's not real

>Hazard
>Galáctico
lmao stop reading marca pls

If it involves Arse, assume it is fake.

>Scatalan evading again
G R I M.

You french would be no where without the brits.

They would be somewhere

That somewhere would be called Germany

>idiotic neighbour across the road has brought home a cockerel
>crowing from 12 hours a day morning until sunset for 10 days straight now
Peace and quiet to user fc when? Seriously, what do? I've spoken to them 3 times and have contacted the council (waiting on a response). Will the police do anything about it? Or will i have sort it all myself?

Organise a music festival in your back garden

Oh God another brit bringing up the empire days, it's been 75 years gramps. Let it go.

Grovel to the yanks to stay relevant like you have been for the last century.

keep cryin bitch nigga

poison la

brylcreem
creatine
and a bag of pure moise kean

You're just butthurt we won't let you back in

>75 years
Um, sweetie, it hasn't. The empire disbanded over decades, with the last in 1997. So it's been 22 years.

>Bale missing from Madrid game.
>Zidane slyly suggests "We won't be seeing him again in 24 hours" despite no transfer interest.
>Hazard looking suspiciously rotund.

I'm onto them lads.

No, the police won't do anything about it. It's not their job. A noise complaint can only be made if it's 'unreasonable'. So if you scream and cry for 10 hours every single night and bang on walls as you do it, that is unreasonable. Ask neighbours if they're being disturbed.

This is shopped, right?

nope, hazard is a fatláctico

>UK holding any modicum of power after ww2
>'no'

>Fuck off Bale, we don't want you here
>Just take a 50% pay cut because we gave you a huge salary but now we want you gone
>J-just leave now or no playing time for y-you!

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Amazing

If Everton buy Moise Kean they can realistically win the league.

Security Council Member in UN
5th Richest Country on the Planet
2nd Largest Power Projection after USA
Has Nukes

Uh-huh.

Commonwealth is a soft Empire.

In all honesty i was thinking about how the french royal family was actually BRITISH

ALL THE MAJOR MONARCHIES IN EUROPE FROM 1066 TO 1918 CAN BE CHARACTERISED AS EITHER HAPSBURG OR BRITISH. WE RULED THE WORLD ALONG WITH THE AUSTRIANS, HEIL H.... (MUFFLE MUFFLE)

>meme
>gdp as indicator of global power when India is .01 trillion behind you
>power projection
>Pakistan is a world power

>BIG 'no'

Ah yes, being able to veto any resolutions is a 'meme'
Ah yes, money is a meme (and France is behind us, not India)
Power Projection as in being able to enforce stuff away from your nation. Thus important.
No, Pakistan would be a world power if it had other things to go with the nukes.

Everton won't have a realistic shot at the league then

commonwealth isn't an empire in the slightest . the hallmark of empire was trade principally money flowing into britain from the colonies.

literally any trade deal is more similar to empire than a ceremonial political association like the commonwealth

It is beyond unreasonable. No peace at all. About 200-300 times a day in a residential area. Unfortunately the neighbours on my side just moved out (lucky for them) and the others are polish kurwas who i've had to civilise separately. Rest are old and deaf or too timid (how typically British - suffering in silence). There's only one other that we know well and are also a bit annoyed

I will seriously consider this but their garden is inaccessible for me
One plan is to record their damn cockerel and aim my 400W cabinet speakers at their house. It's really not fair i've never had a problem with this muslim family before and vice versa

Did Zidane have him permacrocked just to spite him? I feel like Madrid's doctors tampered with Bale's fitness.
I am quite certain he'll be fine at another club.

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>Celtic and Scotland defender Kieran Tierney, 22, has agreed personal terms with Arsenal
Great, yet another reason to hate them

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The Commonwealth does however encourage inter-trade, research and cooperation. People who meme about 'Empires' forget they are expensive to maintain, useless in a globalised world and cheaper to do it elsewhere. The Commonwealth is an important tool to maintain influence in various nations.

Soft Power is the way to go. It's why China is buying up Australia, Canada and Africa. When you own 30% of the nation you can go 'we want independence vote for us' or you can go 'we want to join China' or you get a Chinese leader in charge who then unifies or benefits China specfically. Australia is key for plutonium/uranium and Canada is key for minerals under the snow and for the most important resource in the next 25-50 years... fresh water.

Grim. Imagine hating a club because they buy a player. Fucking STATE of you lad. Before you reply, not an Arse fan and you are obviously a newfag because Tierney agreed weeks ago and it's just been Celtic asking for different payment. Fuck off newfag or fuck off to Arse and shitpost there.

As a spurs fan this was fucking kino

>As a spurs
But you have a Union Flag... all the Spurs fans in these threads are JF's. I don't believe you.

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>"""encourage"""

better than soft ceremonial political power is entering trade deals in which whoever has the strongest currency has the upper hand.

player isn't allowed to enter negotiations until the club fee is agreed though. he's under contract. both arsenal and tierney could be sued/reprimanded if they went round this

football insider is a lying bunch of bastards

tierney might still go though

>kino
Fucking hell lads, didn't know spurs fans were also Yea Forumsirgins.

Commonwealth is a benefit to this country and it not existing would be a detriment. Our biggest mistake was not unifying with France to make the Anglo-French Union in 1956.

have sex

whats a JF? fuck off spurs is my local team cunt.

>One plan is to record their damn cockerel and aim my 400W cabinet speakers at their house
be careful, noise wars can perpetuate and bother other neighbours
stray cats could also be a good solution
but I would wait for the council answer and seek more neighbour support against them

Mate we all know what really happens. And what would happen is that Celtic and Arse would say 'We agreed a fee but did not agree the structure of the fee'. They agreed £25m but not the way it was paid. So they'll get out of it that way.

No u.

not refuting that. just better ways of economically dominating other countries in the modern era

Why have there been no overpaid Man U transfers yet

is football insider reputable?

times is tough

Didn't they just give De Gay a 6 year deal?

He's their best player so he deserves it

I want to dispute that but I don't know anyone besides Pogba and Lukaku in their starting 11

To clarify just because he deserves it, doesn't mean it's not a shit deal for united

will there be a Spurs v Juve thread?

Shoot it

Ah mate I could go into it but it isn't the place. Sorry mate. Let us just say this country could be so much better but there is so many blocks and hurdles. No I don't mean darkies or muslims. But general shit.

If it annoys other neighbours then good, maybe they'll fucking do something abouy this fucking cockerel. It's hell it can't continue

Why do Liverpool fans think that singing this gay ass song is creating le atmosphere.

Surely teams just think “wow this bunch of homos will be easy to beat”

stream?

Still can’t get boat back from towlies

>Surely teams just think “wow this bunch of homos will be easy to beat”
like the teams who played them last season?

DAZN.com

Anyone got the spurs lineups?

If you say so, my britfriend.

>International Champions Cup

What the fuck are spurs the champions of?

*owl noises*

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If he joins Bayern, I'm 100% sure he will do a Robben and will be absolutely world class.

What exactly are you implying?

The french monarchy was british. silly git. The hundred years war was a family feud.

>no ngubu
dropped

Based Spurs not giving a shit by fielding a parrot, nice

Yeah the ones where they didn’t win the league.

I'd love to discuss our mutual History with you my friend. Why don't you start a thread on /his/ about this very interesting subject? I'll look forward to it.

I think that's the best case scenario for him really.

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Where is Kane?

Tanganga is playing m8.

Yeah the french never understood what a friendly meant did they. always took it personal then cried in the corner to make room for lebensraum.

Probably not risking an injury in a shitty friendly.

I unironically want Bale to go to united.

desu im more interested in chimps that can work railway stations

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Please no, I really like him. I don't want him to become BOSS 2, the Return.

awwww... cute cats...

Same

Hopefully he can be the final nail in the wage structure coffin that kills that club

Really like United's new kit

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you're a sick bastard you know that

where in the uk?, glasgows only hitting 23 degrees

NO

The UN is a meme, mate. No one takes them seriously besides your virtue signallers.

I don't think they have the budget to buy more JUST'd players.

>The fetal alcohol syndrome Beckham

get the clown mask lingard and dung special

>David De Gea agrees six-year Manchester United contract worth £117m to become world's highest-paid goalkeeper

BOSS

JUST

The fucking thing was a liability full of asbestos that was gonna have to be pulled down at huge cost. Or, as it was, controlled demolition with satellite guided planes strawmanning as cause for collapse.

PS: THIS POST IS SATIRE

deano the paedo seeking a move then

reddit.com/r/soccercom/comments/cfxfa5/1130gmt_juvetus_vs_totteham_hostpur/

just did the math. that's 375,000 per week

*turns shit*

What the fuck does he need all that money for?

He doesn't even have any dogs to feed

Actually plays every week and has contributed more to Manure not having slipped into midtable than Sanshit ever could. And all that for 75% of the wages, unironically worth it.

To convince him to live in the shithole that is Manchester

>Newcastle are interested in £30m-rated Burnley winger Dwight McNeil
>£30mill
KEK

Shit club

Lol

You now realise United fans hold up banners like pic related

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I kind of agree with the bottom

United players don't make money because no one wants to bandwagon them and buy their merch anymore

Not that I had respect for him before but thinking Wilshit is, or ever has been, at Bale's peak level? Even non-peak Bale is far superior

Only for them to scrape through the group stages where Bale scores double hatricks home and away against them for PSG.

The Flemish speak Dutch you retard

everywhere you go, always take lamela with you

Mousett to Sheffield United done. Record signing. Very strange one.

why did juve think taking back Buffon was the smart thing to do?

He’s shit now

Are Spurs playing in their away kit for next season?

Yeah how does that contradict anything ive said ? little jumoed up wallingfucker

Where is Bayol going? Bayern?

yes

nowhere

Where next for Pepe?

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>their garden is inaccessible for me
I’m sure it isn’t
>i've never had a problem with this muslim family before and vice versa
it might be better to just move house

Why would they have French names if they have nothing to do with France?

Ireland. Go away

Jones, Pogba and Lukaku.

Cuadrado in the middle, me on the left

Liverpool will panic buy for £80m on deadline day because they won’t have made any signing.

Dybala to United.

Says who?

Daily Express, Daily Star, TEAMtalk, Caughtoffside, The Sport Review, Football Italia, Juvefc.com.

wait isn't juventus playing with their A-team?

>that refs reaction

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Depends how many steps higher than you he is on the ladder.

Needs to be 2+ steps or it's wasted

>Klopp
>Panic buying

kek

Max Meyer still benched at crystal palace.

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>Buffon starting for Juve
>flaps it to Lamela to concede

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Lads. How can I get Memepiss’ new single on my phone?

m.youtube.com/watch?v=Sk6zkOc9SKY

>mfw watching BW on this lazy sunday

Nothing better.

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He's world class la.

>de gea agreeing a new 6 year contract

How?
He doesn't like being happy?

He likes being rich

Rich = happy

375k a week would make me pretty fucking happy

Did we ever find out who the gay boy in the PL was? Remember alot of people saying smalling

BOSS

They are permanently fucking up their wage structure with these contracts.

Does it really matter if you're in machester or madrid when you're making fucking 400k a week

I don't understand united's situation with de gea
he's a good gk but nothing special anymor
probably not even a starter in spain nt
why do they keep giving him these top contracts?
he's a gk ffs

Live footy if you fancy it lads

youtu.be/eXSsyRWZTOU

He is good, only one capable of replacing him is probably Oblak and if United went in for him he'd cost £100m+ and probably be on a £200k p/w+ contract so its worthwhile just giving him it.

>only one capable of replacing him is probably Oblak
why? there's nothing special about de gea, his games with spain have been a complete disaster
even his games with united have been quite shit
remember his game at camp nou
all goalkeepers can be replaced

Need to piss but don't want to leave bed. Abandoned piss jugs years ago but I'm rethinking that one

until last year de gay was the only thing keeping united from being below 10th on the table. The year mou finished 2nd to city if you put any keeper other than de gay there they wouldn't have qualified for europa. No doubt he's shit for spain but until recently he has been godmode for united.

hes rated v highly here, they pretty much all worship him

I do agree but it's moot now that he's signed.
He could still leave, they just wanted to make sure he doesn't go for free.

Ndombele with the assist
What a signing

>tfw back to back international champions cup winners

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Lots of great players are shit for their national sides, especially GKs.I mean look at Sterling, crap for England but City gave him a massive contract and he's had an amazing season. Just how it is

De gay just had an awful season for United though...

Hazard had an awful season for Chelsea a few years back and stormed the league the season after. One bad season doesn't ruin a player

>tfw de gay has another shit season and united have a bunch of BOSS players on their books
Ohnononono

even if he has a great season, paying so much to a decent gk makes no sense
I seriously don't understand united's strategy of transfers and contracts

Andre Silva on his way to Monaco. Milan set to earn 30 Mendillions for this transfer.

*dabs* on pre-season

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Jesus christ Kane

Webm pls

streamja.com/nvq4

Holy Christ that was some tap in

based

wow

PLEASE RISE, SIR HAROLD KANE

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>de ligt doing nothing to stop that
floppity flop

wtf juventus are awful

still going to walk the league just to be knocked out in ro16/ro8 in cl

Tap in merchant

also he got bullied by moura in the second goal

>375k a week 6 year contract for an almost 29 year old reflex babby who's already dropped off

This contract will be Pooney 2.0 kek

yup

raiola is a genius

What does Ed Woodward have to do to get sacked?

shower after you wake up or before you go to bed?

After you wake up tbqh

>h-hey guys, c-can I get in the pic too?
>I'm that new teen player, the new sub that earns more than double everybody else except ronaldo
>I'm sure we'll all be good friends!

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patrician

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after workout

Honestly going to be so funny when Sheffield United stay up with a terrible squad to the amazement of the player-avatar twitterers who are saying they are already relegated.

>laying down in a day's worth of sweat

make a good deal

wake up always

>buffon is back
kek

You’re saying De Gea will go on to be one of the greatest players of the premier league era?

Call Pogba a nigger. The Mancs will surely protest over that.

No one is going to take him and he won't leave with that kind of money.

Manure screwed itself with these massive contracts.

Half an hour before going out somewhere

>going to work and all day dirty
>probably even took a shit and didn't shower right after
lmao fookin ameripigs

>twitter.com/EvertonBlueArmy/status/1152884577221926912
>Chelsea’s Kurt Zouma is set to submit a transfer request to try to force a transfer to Everton permanently. He does not feel he will play enough games at Chelsea to be included in the France squad for the 2020 UEFA European Championship.

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This.
Mou didn't want Sanchez, so Woodward signed him and gave him a 20m contract and now the rest of the squad want the same crazy wages.

>Chelsea getting snubbed for Everton

It's happening already

Sheffield, Brighton, Burnley, Newcastle, Norwich and maybe Palace are going to be complete shitters.

Fuck I just remembered Ramsey makes £500k p/w now

>He does not feel he will play enough games at Chelsea to be included in the France squad for the 2020 UEFA European Championship.
He's not going to anyway, since there are at least 4 French CBs better than him

Lampard isnt Sarri, he will play over Luiz.

France have a fuck ton of talent it seems

Are ronnie and buffon frens now?

This, fucking Laporte can't even get in the team

>Laporte
>Good

A lot of competition at Chelsea though. Rudiger, Luiz, Zouma, Christensen and Tomori all will have to fight for minutes.

And it's only gonna get worse. Even shit like Shaw is making as much as someone like Salah now.

Uniroincally forgot France had won the world cup, then again only like 2 of their players are actually french

If only he had squared it to sterling

Careful with that hot take bro

>get random letter from a company I've never given my details to
>some sutpid junk mail offer
>all details correct
Dunno what to do, the way to 'opt out' is by going through another company and it's apparently shit, I don't want to give more details out since they've obviously not gotten this legitimately
as by simply using the site to request no more shit gives them my details for them to use for 12yrs

We'd have lost 5-0 against France in the Final!

yup, room neighbours in the same retirement home

They can be sold your data by any company that has it

Privacy is a thing of the past

Proxy off, Claude

Exactly why I've not requested to stop being sent this info. I have no idea what to do. Just ignore the junk mail?

Yep, make some fake details for website sign ups as well

They probably track what devices you sign into things on though so it's probably too late

are we just getting old? The WC felt so surreal, no immersion maybe theres something wrong with me head. Nothing feels real these days

Tbf it took place in Russia

The world ended in 2012 and we're now living in a RNG simulation of real life.

it did? fuck im losing my mind over here!

Why did you add £100k?

The next one's going to be worse when we can't sit in a beer garden to watch it

Imagine being this retarded

Apparently it's happens when you buy from Amazon. It didn't happen until I used my dads account to order using his Prime. So he probably did something (or didn't do something or they just used it anyway) and sent it to addresses that used that account. Great. So now that's going to go to dozens of other companies. Fuck sake.

But it must be real because Liverpool slipped again

If we were in RNG surely Liverpool would have at least won the league once

Some places reported it as more than £400k p/w, also he probably makes another £100k p/w on advertising related shit i'd assume

Change your name and go off grid, la

Was listening to the radio yesterday, apparently if you use that faceapp thing on yourself the company has full rights and royalities over using your image if you accept their ToS. You just have to accept you're identity belongs to anyone that wants to use it

Thank you for reminding me Liveroool have never won the league

Sorry m8, don't know how elseto put it

>Football started in 1992

reminder everybody in /trans/ agreed pre-VAR titles have no value and are not counted

and this last champions league has no value either since VAR was only introduced after group stages

But Liverpool are supposed to be the biggest club on the planet, how have they never won the league

>thinking it didn’t

>Tfw never been relegated from the legitimate Premier League

Based feel

Technically they aren’t a big club.

you're welcome fren

it's a brave new world

>netball

What a gay sport

That's not what sky news tells me

Hang on. Are you telling me Liverpool have never won the premier league? That can’t be! If that’s the case then the CL they just won is invalidated.

>believing anything that a company owned by Rupert Murdoch says is true

Champions league is only valid if you won your countries league the season before desu

Thank fuck I don't have a smart phone (well I do, but it's busted and I use it to play mobile games which don't have any links to my accounts).

Stopped following after England lost to New Zealand.

no VAR, no party
that champions league has the same value as any footy game in a local park

>Bolton. Players were told by admin ‘fixer’ last week that couldn’t be paid in full because they had to give Ken Anderson more than expected to leave. That went down well...

Lads, I'm starting to think the EFL fit and proper tests don't work

I don’t really care about when football started.

I think 1992 is at least reasonable though because by then everyone was competent.

Pele’s records are all bullshit because his opponents were shit

Liverpool too in the 70/80s because they Were playing against a load of fat alcoholics.

Real in the 50s etc

1992 is a good date to use because at least everyone was relatively professional by then.

>At least everyone was relatively professional
>Talking about a league that Joey Barton played in

M8...

He was professional in his attitude to footie. He was just also a fucking nut case

horrendous post

Justify opinion.

Sky ruined football.

there's too much wrong with it to go into, it was clearly written by someone that knows nothing about football

Why do you press return twice after every single line?

>He doesn't phonepost

>assblasted Liverpool fan

>1992 is a good date to use because at least everyone was relatively professional by then
maradona missed the full 1992 season because he was caught using cocaine

then, in 1994 he was suspended again and banned from the usa wc because of doping positive test. There's lots of speculation that it was all a setup by fifa

either way, not sure how professional everybody was back then but if asked I would say 'probably not much' tbqh

>being upset about how many lines there are between bits of text.

i support leicester you cunt

>using Maradona as a measure for professionalism.

Of course you are Stevie

>using 1992 as a measure of professionalism

Would you prefer 1999?

The 80s is when the status of premier league footballers changed, they were basically rock stars then. A lot of footballers in England at least were straight up alchies. That changed at the start of the 2000s. Arsenal had a few addicts in their side but they may have been the last

2002 was when football became remotely competitive and shaped into any semblence of elite teams. Everything before that had fat plodders and meme legends like Raul

Football stopped being legitimate when teams who didn't win their league could play in the champions league.

>fat plodder
>Raul

Pretty harsh. Raul worked hard to achieve success. He wasn’t naturally talented

bale confirmed

confirmed what

Where?

>never played in your preferred position
>never played as well as you did since 2012
>never play regularly
>don't know a word of Spanish
>manager hates you
>still want to stay

What the fuck is wrong with Bale?

Nothing, he just likes money and living in Spain

Maybe he likes Madrid.

money

Bale has literally done nothing wrong

Such a shame really. He'd be a millionaire anywhere, but he wastes his talent for money and now he's 30 year-old prospect no one wants anything to do with

THREE MORE YEARS

Would you rather have Alexis or Bale at your club?

Sounds like Kane in a few years. Difference is that Kane as no talent but Sky Sports will hype him still

the one with cuter dogs

Kane is a five-seasons wonder.

Did you not see Kane's goal today?

Why are you mentioning Kane? Kane's problem is he's been overplayed. He'll be good this season

did you see that score g? shut the fuck up

>he can kick the ball half the length of a football pitch
woah...

Do you also complain about Sanchez stealing a living at united?

Sanchez is a legit ABU undermining the club from the inside, he gets a pass.

You're an utter cretin if you didn't think there was skill in that lob

players have always been quite unprofessional and still are
many mid low table players are drunks and druggies
many defenders and goalkeepers could barely use their feet not long ago and many still can't
etc
I can't find a reason to say from x year players started to be more professional

imo VAR completely changes the game, though application is still a bit shit and unclear and has to be polished

earlier we had the 1990 offside modification
and the 1992 pass back rule
and I'm sure I'm missing many more

at no point did i suggest that it doesn't take some level of skill to kick a ball half the length of a pitch

Sounds like Bale is a legit ABM and even bigger ABZ at this point

Bale

No idc about Sanchez, if anything that is funny. No I was just disappointed about Bale. I was like 14 at the time of his breakout season and I was excited to see a British guy who could be a legit GOAT. I feel like he really wasted his talent

>Kane has no talent

>"Kane doesn't have talent"

Stop drinking mate

>tfw you stay and get Zidane sacked while playing golf

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woah actual faggots

>This is your brain on EPL

>Won more CLs than any other British player
Honestly more than what people expected in his breakout season desu

Oh I get it, you've just broken up from school and want to test out your edge

I get upset when anonymous posters on an imageboard for chinese cartoons are mean about Harry Kane

Ross Turnbull won a CL. Is he a great player?

When I think of the Madrid side that won 4 CL's in 5 years, I think of Ramos, Ronaldo, Modric, Kroos, Marcelo etc. Not the benchwarmers who played minor roles like Bale.

Bale is just another British player who fucked up abroad (given his potential). McManaman is the only British player I can think of who did well in Spain. Maybe Lineker but that is way before my time

Imagine seething this much when someone doesn't agree with your opinion that Kane is shit

You should go outside more mate

He was legitimately the reason they won that first one and I think he played a big part in the other one vs Atletico, can't really remember though. He had more of a role than fucking Marcel did

Oh come on, Bale was more useful than Turnbull was

>benchwarmers who played minor roles like Bale.
He scored in two finals

>criticising Kane is edgy

You're only making yourself sound gayer

Ronaldo's celebration after Bale did all the work in that CL final still boils my piss

Ah, Origi and Bale, CL legends

Why do you keep using homophobic slurs mate? Are you overcompensating for something?

You've lost the argument tbqh

trying to compensate your faggotry is not small a task

bale was more important than cristiano in those cls
and the refballs and blind linesmen too

Oh yeah you're definitely closeted too, Klaus

EEEEEEEEEEE PUTO

Bale was very important in the 2014 CL run, him and Di Maria won that final. Goal in 2014, assist in 2016, two goals in 2018. Also 2014 Copa del Rey. Clutch player who had far more than a minor role

Based

Do it
I did, and look at me, yeah you can have all this too

This

Bale is 900 IQ

>shaving
>almost cut an ear lobe in half
Wew lads.

Now that Kane is confirmed to win the golden boot this season, can you all admit that hes not a 5 season wonder?

goyim are so gullible haha you suck dude

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hi sloppy mossad
nobody believes your lies
and harry kane is only a 5 season wonder

ps: this post is satire

Spurs are set to win an unprecedented 3 trophies during the pre-season.
They won the transfer window trophy, the beating-juventus trophy, AND the new stadium trophy! What a miraculous early treble. Who can stop them?

Unn sweaty you missed the best goal of the international champions cup trophy

Anyone here play football index? Am interested in giving it a go

>laying
Lying. You lie down. A chicken lies down to lay eggs. You lay mines, traps, a tray down. Why is this word so difficult for Americans?

It looks like betting for educated people.

>N'GOLO KANTE has suffered an injury setback and returned home from Chelsea's pre-season tour.

they're going to get kevin nashed in the summer of 92, only across the whole of this premier league season lad

>The final reason is to comfort people into believing that USA is this undefeatable thing that no acts of terror can possibly happen in USA
So they do this by organising the biggest act of terror ever seen in the civilised world

Any truth to the bale to arsenal rumours? seen alot of smoke

Yes, it comforts them in believing it wasn't REALLY terrorists, but the USA doing a falseflag to invade for oil and opium.

Mate, I know you're autistic and you're one of the Scandishitposter Gang but come on man. This kind of post is beyond even you.

>£10 million for reserve player who did fuck all at Bournemouth
>Over twice the price they originally paid for him

Why do so many promoted teams just blow money at random?

Dang you're right! Tottemham REALLY are the greatest team the world has ever seen!

im not a shitposter, im a fan. why is it so hard for you to accept that? and i mean it, what i write is what i mean, im not shitposting. Bale to Arsenal could very well happen, atleast there is some chance of it, think about it. Arsenal takes him on loan, covers 40% of his wages. Thats the only way they can afford to buy a winger this season because they also have to buy a LB, CB, CM and a new RB that can cover for Bellerin.

tbqh arsenal can afford the deal if he's a loan and madrid pays most of his wages

Dude, we all know you're not an Arsenal supporter. You've kept this meme up for so long that people already know. The only thing worse than being an Arsecuck is pretending to be an Arsecuck.

Mou demanded Sanchez and him flopping hard is the exact reason they stopped backing Mourinho

>Sheff Utd break transfer record for third time this summer to sign Mousset

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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By the end of that contract there will probably be 4 or 5 keepers on higher wages than that.

I'm starting to feel bad for Manure

Trips comfirm. Also you get a trophy for that too.

Why?

Yeah but what does that do to clubs like Tottenham and Liverpool who get by on having sensible contracts when they need to renew?
Salah’s agent is going to look at Rashford making £300kpw and say Salah needs to be making at least £400kpw
Then Liverpool are going to have to either pony up or sell him to Madrid/Barca/PSG

The club pretty much stagnated since Ferguson retired

Liverpool are not able to sign high prospect players. They have never won the league so have no pulling power. Also they pay shit wages because they are a small club

reminder liverpool doesnt have windows

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You only realised now

Based Swedebro you get a trophy too

We finally made it, lads
Tottenham fans are winning trophies now too!

new

Rooney is still playing here and getting arrested for public intoxication

aden flint is getting 20 goals for cardiff next season

seriously fuck off

I disagree
the reason for these high wages is because some mongs paid 65m for curtois, 80m for kepa, and whatever for alisson, all average goalkeepers
so united think 'well, instead of spending that much money on a new transfer, we pay it in wages to our current gk'
but it's not smart since de gea is fading and they could get a younger gk for much less

and why should a club that hasn't won anything notable in 6 years and is out of cl spots pay such premium wages to their gk?
they finished 6th this season and de gea is already the best paid gk in the world
now they want to almost double his wages lol

united business is a mystery

Shaggin birds is for puffs mate

Underrated and foodpilled

Flatearth FC

Maddidons like you took the average bong DNA and made a baby out of it

Why are you calling him a pedo?

so in your opinion, people think 9/11 was an excuse to start a war to make others subconsciously feel safe?