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What needs to hang in the locker room next season (i.redd.it)

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I think reddit might be redpilled, guys.

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Loyalists run out of America by the Protestants after the Revolution.

Also French people and the chinks are mostly catholic.

shant

>french
sure
>chinks
pic related
koreans are moonies, sure
but chinks??

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saved yourself a heap of trouble, ed

whatchu thinking about bros

Alot of asians that come here are christians, usually catholics.

Basically 100% of the filipinos that come here are catholic.

ice, mostly

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figures that the one filipino guy i knew was from zambouanga and was muslim

they have an islam problem in some areas.

my home town
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This might be the worst hockey """article""" I've read in my life
predlines.com/2019/07/18/nashville-predators-patrick-laine/

looks like binland

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>bobcaygeon
I'm too drunk for these feels

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>Coulda been the Willie Nelson
>Coulda been the wine

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That's not even the most depressing Hip song, get a grip queers.

Just realized that my book hasn't actually been building toward anything. Just moving characters around to make it look as if things are happening, but nobody's fucking doing anything. Like rearranging the deck chairs on the Titanic.
And I'm not even halfway through.

God damn did this start to drag all of a sudden.

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>tragically hip
more like tragically shit

why is the interior BC so fucking warm. kelowna feels like it belongs in california or something

take a break
read more literature
live life

I only get there once a year and every time I go it reminds me why I left in the first place.

the mountains keep the warm pacific ocean air in

I heard romance novels are big sellers regardless of quality. Just make the characters start fucking each other.

What book? Sounds like Magic Mountain desu

the mountains block the coastal breeze and the interior ends up getting very warm

>writing a fiction book in the age of social media

kek.

wait you're not writing?
stfu pussy and scan your eyes across the page, goddamn

went to kelowna once, felt like i was visiting an american city

is this the book you're reading?

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>kelowna
when this image showed up for BC on wiki I thought i was looking at Cali for a second lmao

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m8 that is the book that keeps on giving. After you find Waldo on every page, there are a list of other things for you to find in each picture at the back.

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thinkin bout duck soup dunno why haha

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i preferred the i spy books

Modern society is kind of like user's book. We need a mass culling to trim the fat.

we need more workout tapes and less fat acceptance. fat should never be accepted unless it's your big fat sally

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one of my favs was the detailed medieval castles. i'd read this, ispy, where's waldo, and tintin

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*big fat aunt sally

people have never been more swol than now tho

Fuck yes we do.
Why the authors decided to try to interweave (at least) 15 different characters' plots all within a single book, all building up to fucking nothing, is beyond me.

Why you'd even need two authors for one fucking novel also boggles the mind. Either you can write it yourself, or the publishers should just give the contract to someone more qualified. Who the fuck calls in help to write a book.

went and saw def leppard tonight

i watched the new lion king with Yea Forums

the movie was gay as fuck. fuck beyonce

fuck you hope you snuck in and got your dick sucked and fell asleep and didn't watch a single second of that shit

name the book faggot

FUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKK OFFFFFFFFFFF BRWEHHHHH

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Was it fascist though?

t. didn't start with the Greeks

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We've been over this.
The last time I brought something up in /hoc/, like a dozen people all jumped to try to give me spoilers for it.
Shan't do that.

stop being a fucking whiny faggot then.

it's definitely dune

i don't know, but it was a soulless remake with horrible voice acting from musicians who shouldn't be acting. FUCK beyonce she's incredibly overrated

I'm reading Maps of Time by David Christian and Resilient Me by Sam Owen. Come at me faggots.

everyones playing minecraft all of a sudden

go my team

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I can confirm that it is absolutely not Dune and that I have never read Dune, nor do I ever want to. Spoil away for it.

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Post her feet

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i prefer the ayyyyy poster

>spoil it
because you've already read the first book
tricky, tricky

You don't mean that.
No one could actually mean that.

rereading The Watchmen I'm a massive faggot and Yea Forums can never bitch enough to make me not like it

The movie for it was one of the few movies I've ever truly hated.

>Yea Forums dislikes Watchmen
when did this happen?
i only read it cuz some faggot on Yea Forums storytimed it like 5 years ago

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celebrity worship is the most pathetic type of worship.

Wew

>the girl in the webm is way better than the plastic ayys who normally get spammed in /hoc/
>wtf you worship celebrities
... what?

worship seems like a strong word i just jerk it to them

it's babbies first graphic novel

his name is chambers

it's plebian. you can't find an average women to jerk off to? you need to jerk it to what the media tells you to? nevermind the fact that woman has been relevant in years.

>knowing how relevant she is
you apparently worship her more than me, she's just relevant to muh dick

do you only bate to 2d?

No, I am 5th dimensional master race. Beings you couldn't even comprehend.

then you have shit taste.

ok

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IT'S UP

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>you need to jerk it to what the media tells you to? nevermind the fact that woman has been relevant in years.
you're a retard

>canucks good posters
true
>veg-ass
end yourself

This has gotta be Sam.

grease automatically drops the debbies a peg down

>islels
>cantpucks
>veg-ass
what a garbage fucking post, kys

>94353943
This is just a (you)-farming scheme.

islanders shitskin larper is a terrible poster

t. canes fan

he's easy to make fun of, and completely harmless

Nah, >we usually like Isles frens.

>islels good posters
absolutely not

youtube.com/watch?v=0aGy-cbypNg

>mad
>at grease

so what? it's his masterwork in the art form. doesn't discredit it cuz it was made in a movie

>me
>a faggot
hope i can live up to it

hate this thread. somebody make a new one

I figured I should post something before I go to bed.

neighbor is blasting zoomerbeats again

you were right. i was missing your input bud

I'll try to be more involved in the future.

g'night buddy

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i don't know who 2/3rds of these zoomer fucks are

i really hate max domis cheekbone structure

>pictures instead of names

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>he can't recognize every single player
come on binlan step it up

i can't recognize the bottom 2 on the right. i'm guessing its ghotisbhere and ekblad or yandle

i only recognize the finns

this time i didn't recognize a few players myself so i added them wherever

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>mcmeme sid
>pattyrape ovi mackinnon geno kuch burgerwon
>giroux finalsolution barkov bustthews pettersson ? johnnymanlet marner panarin overratedshit kikel
>tears barzal kopi hall ? stone ? rantanen ? stamkos tarasenko
>? schieflie seguin
>benn laination toews twinklander sepe brocky pasta couture e.staal larkin ?
>zibanejad
>duchene ? hieschier domi voracek ? ?

thought in progress

>Krug
lol

unfortunately you used a bunch of retarded nickname to identify some players. i'm not a zoomer so i don't know what those memes mean.

>pettersson ? johnnymanlet
kuznetsov

>hall ? stone ? rantanen ?
point, that one player caps traded away, backstrom

>? schieflie
wheeler

>duchene ? hieschier domi voracek ? ?
keller, no idea who the last 2 are

organizing my pc lads

>ran outta vodka
>"lol no problem just have a ride to the liquor store"
>they close at midnight and open til 10
NNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

get rekt drunkie

spark a joint ya dip

it's not the same
fugg

go to a bar

A joint after a night of drinking will put me on my ass immediately

if you can recognize half the goalies in this list then you have true hockey autism

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i'm fucked, simple as that
fuck crook county

don't smoke joints while drinking just put a pinch of weed on the tip of your smoke

At least you don't live in a dry county. Fuck the south.

Gotta take Lou off :(

knowing their faces is some celebrity worship tier shit

and celebrity worship is the most pathetic type of worship next to foot

leave girls feet out of this

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i worship taytay feet

taytay is acceptable.

Nice

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Depends on where you live.. I know a 4 am bar that sells 6 packs and cases of beer, but i dont know about bottles of liquor. It comes at a premium ofc

back to Yea Forums you go

I like trains

cronfe

huh

wat u mean?

post more blake lively

can we post wallpapers. i need new ones

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this is mine

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wg bruh

there is a whole board dedicated to that

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For me its loving jesus and hating church

i'll just wait it out. what's another 8 hours when i've got these sleeping pills sitting right here

shut up you no fun allowed pansy

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>
>alcohol+sleeping pills

smart

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>chance for eternal sleep
VERY big brained imo

>good but can be annoying
Accurate would move the canes into this tier tho

no, whenever i see canes posts they're fighting with someone. they cannot resit the urge to just not get mad and not go on some upset tangent as if they have to defend the canes to the death for some reson

>mad
Nah m8 leafs rage on the canes and they dont even win. They're just usually happy to even make ploffs. Are you the randy leaf?

Yes

don't mind me just havin multiple thoughts simultaneously

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Also so are preds posters typically. Unless it's a game thread against >us for some reason.

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So apparently if you copy/paste it changes your trip. Weird

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my fellow /hoc/cels

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>randy leaf
i thought everyone called them randies

>leafs rage on the canes
all i see them is getting vehemently upset whenever someone brings up their team. you don't see it with anyone else

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don't scare me like that it's sunday

I want to put my benis in her butt and suck on her toes, preferably at the same time.

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>you dont see that with other teams
You see that with any team. People like to over react when you say anything negative about something they like. Canadians are typically the aggressors as well. If a canes fag posts an image they instantly get up in a twist.

real specific hours

>rags

i don't see any other team going on for hours about
>I'M NOT RANDY REEEEEEEE
or whatever

Because that one leaf fag thinks every canes poster and friend of canes is randy

i know, and it gets them legitimately upset which is funny and sad

i've accepted for 13 hours of the day /hoc/ will be imaginary friends and island posting

gonna wake up tomorrow at 8 to sunbathe again

Uptown funk you up

Imagine being such a limp dicked pussy you disappear for the majority of the season only to pop back up in the offseason because you know there are considerably less regulars here to mock you and your fucking dumbass opinions.
Also, your wife is a whore.

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iirc /hoc/ was actually pretty fond of canes posters during the season.

No m8 they laugh at the ridiculous notion

dont think you are recalling correctly

when the FUCK did bracket do a face reveal?

whatever you say

reminds me of the chinese guy from 2 Live Crew

Oh look another mad fag spouting bullshit.

not saying she's ugly but she has an odd face

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Don't ever fucking reply to me again, you dirty beaner.

mmmmmm i love tittiess :DDD

I'm white (you)

/hoc/ is a foot general. /cric/ is an ass, tits and pussy general.

remember when bracket used to post while waiting for his girlfriend bull to finish

aren't we all dirty beaners when you think about it

was it actually bracket that posted his wife?

/cric/ is an armpit general desu

I've poster her panted ass before

no that was a vegass cuck

post it again

/cric/ is a streetshitting genny

>florida and arizona
>not sure they exist
theres at least that one guy who always posts the fat yote girl, and half the finns that post here are florida fans (+1-2 americans)

Youd have to find it in the archive I domt have it anymore and am stoned so dont wanna get up and take a new one.

I thought all the Finns became >rags lifelongs

*knocks out an afghani in your cunt*

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firing up some rick and morty

*arrests you*
What you gonna do about it? Call you prez?

Squatting at the gym lads

so funny to think about the president* pandering to the black vote by saying rocky a good boy and he dindu nuffin

For me, it's using /hoc/ as a personal IRC channel to bullshit on during the off season and then fucking off once the regular season starts up

Yeah, the people buying into that super obvious PR move are even dumber than he is

you had me at "for me, it's"

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>5'6"
ouch

instagram.com/p/B0J3bpvIlcD/?utm_source=ig_embed

Based Finland also taking a stab at dabbing on some no name american rapper

youtube.com/watch?v=N-mTb1YRzBA

smells like a skunk nearby

To look like an athlete you have to sleep like an athlete

just sparked a doobie

DO YOUR FACEPULLS

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huomenta

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where is the webm of this

how does this even happen
>soilers

Doing leg press now

Press that leg boy!

Will do, Sven

ah yes, peace and quiet.

im sleeping

sorry m8 i'll keep it down

MAYHEM AND CHAOS NO SLEEP!!!!!!!!

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*taps mic*
*ahem*
all the reaves are brown (all the reaves are brown)
and this guy is gay (and this guy is gay)
i've been to /hoc/ (i have been to /hoc/)
on a summers day (on a summers day)

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my dad did the same once and broke his ankle lol
except he wasnt jumping anywhere, just trying to reach the terrace shade

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condolences

i have diarrhea

howdy menta

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Pitched yesterday, rules?

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heading to the store, need anything?

Here, have another.

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just about to fire up the john deere

based as fuck. lay the smackdown on those zoomers

whos john deere

Roiskeläppä aka kytkinlevy and some chips

*sniff sniff*

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Just drank coffee, probably about to drop a sizable Alberta

Anyone want to discuss the sport of hockey?

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>match with some girl from my school on tinder
>ask girl out for coffee
>says she would love to hangout
>continue our conversation
>ask her when she wants to meet up for our coffee date
>"oh, I don't date"
>"oh haha yeah that's cool"
Am I autistic or is it not implied "getting coffee" is a date?

Just had a massive Lucic Neal trade

Hell yeah buddy
#SellingDeeres&StompingQueers

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Who here filters tripfaggots?

>tfw hometown is the HQ of John Deere
Nearly everything is named after him or his kids around here

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Sup m8 nice greatzky dubs

>meet random girl on tinder
>decide to get coffee to see if we click
>call it a date like a retard
>instantly friendzoned
It isnt a date because you two dont know anything about each other at all and if she called it a date she would have to admit that she just dates random guys off tinder and she totally doesnt do that :^) she just uses tinder to meet "potential" dates. Yes you are technically correct but this is the asinine game you have to play for pussy nowadays.

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jets miss the playoffs cap this

say something nice about the worst player on /your/ team.

He has the grit

I hate his stupid fucking face and idiot mustache

Even though he got waived, joined the rags, got traded back to Nashville, and then cut again, McLeod was one of the last true enforcers the league will ever see

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Just told my mom that she's gay

Well played

very based

its so true he even has to respond for a sad kind of damage control

For me its dallas stars legend corey perry

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*exists and makes /hoc/ seethe
based me cringe (you)

Moline?

gonna sip some coffee and go with a light breakfast

Have to go to a work party lads think I may go late and leave early but say I made an appearance

For me it's LA kings legend wayne gretzky

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ya blew it

For me it's Winnipeg jets legend, Turbo salami

For me it’s vegas knights legend Tomas Tatar and Nick Suzuki

as long as you pull of an Irish good bye

For me, it's San Jose legend Mike Hoffman

Is that when you pound a whiskey then punch someone?

For me? Its Detroit Red Wings Legend Daniel "Alfie" Alfredsson

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>he doesn't rate Nashville Predators legend Paul Kariya
Sad!

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Then write short stories instead

Like yer mum XD

Laying down an extremely bad smelling Alberta lads

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Went to an outdoor symphony last night
Was pretty based

that guy is a shitter

such shit taste. would never let any of these guys near the stereo in the dressing room

msn.com/en-ca/news/canada/homeless-immigrant-builds-magnificent-winnipeg-shack-after-promise-of-better-life-in-canada-falls-through/ar-AAEBRcl?ocid=spartanntp

notes are going to repeat cap this

>Mama Mia by ABBA
only thing worth a fuck on that entire list

What the FUCK did he mean by this

Blues go back to back

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I was listening to Metric a couple weeks ago and my mom asked me if it was ABBA. I told her it was Metric and asked her if it sounded like ABBA and she said "No".

>tfw zoomers are taking over the nhl

That's a neat story. Wish I could hear it for the first time again.

I honestly don't even know what ABBA sounds like.

MONEY MONEY MONEY

My friend from canada was once listening to Metric a couple of weeks ago and his mom asked him if it was ABBA. He told her it was Metric and he asked her if it sounded like ABBA and she said "No".

Few nights ago a band covered blondie at the bar and now I can’t get based Blondie out of my head

That was the theme for the Apprentice. ABBA didn't do it.

youtube.com/watch?v=GXE_n2q08Yw

The fabulous O'Jays

Have to shit but don't wanna get up

Could just be a fart, see what happens

No it's definitely a shit

Shitting is overrated. Just hold it indefinitely.

Who here /king assripper/

>tfw growing out your hockey hair but it’s too fucking hot to enjoy it

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Decided to get up and shit

Gonna go walk the dog in about 3 minutes.

Ded thread
Ded sport
Ded swedes

commence a jigglin

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I hope you lads went to church this morning

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so... we jigglin or what?

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Just released a Boston

Back from walking the dog.

You guys can post again.

For me it’s columbus bluejackets, America’s team

Thank you.

False. That would be the New York Americans.

>ahl
>has two Canadian teams
REEEEEEEE THIS IS AMERICAS LEAGUE

>bluejackets have a full team and still 15m in cap space
What are they gonna do with that much money, everyone is gone, they should offer sheet marker

The New York Americans, or Amerks, are a defunct NHL team.

jarmo is a fucking genius look at how good these contracts are
capfriendly.com/teams/bluejackets
(Minus foligno and Dubinsky)

My sister's going to Columbus for a conference in September. I should ask her to pick me up some Blue Jackets championship gear. They went all in right?

jarmo is gonna get fired

>fired
How? He’s a top 5 GM in hockey, the contracts he’s given have been phenomenal, he didn’t completely destroy the team when he went all in (though he did fuck up the prospect pool) and he’s made some amazing draft picks since he’s arrived, he’s not going anywhere

Dubinsky used to be a beast, it's a shame he wasted his career in Columbus.

He doesn't have Davidson to babysit him anymore.

>He’s a top 5 GM in hockey

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I agree, drafting Dubois over Puljujarvi was the shrewdest move in NHL history.

They have one NHL UFA next year and it’s hannikainen, they will have 6 UFAs in 2022, they will be nick foligno, Brandon Dubinsky (both gone so that’s 10m in cap) Ryan murray David Savard Riley Nash and dean kukan, they can easily afford those 4 and will have plenty of cash to resign Seth Jones in 2023 to a 8 year $9m a year deal (becomes captain)

>Davidson
Huh? Davidson was president, he approved of all the moves made by jarmo, I doubt he had to baby sit him

>used to be a beast
>wasted his career in Columbus
More like Columbus wasted time on Dubinsky, he came in and had 2 good seasons and fell off the face of the earth, he’s still a team leader but he’s trash now

Went for a walk in the rain lads

Davidson has literally been mentoring Jarmo since St. Louis. Jarmo now has to make decisions on his own. Good luck.

Yes that's why I said he used to be a beast.

Why do americans have such weak hairlines?

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High T

OH NONONONONONO

post faster you guys i'm very bored

whalies

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want some fake trade rumors today lads

gf to user soon

binland to make a trade for a$ap rocky so they can trade him for the leafs political prisoner buljuu

is this shopped?

Bulju to Bakersfield

Pulju to the >rags for Namestnikov

>@TSNBobMackenzie 2m ago
>I have word that the gf to user trade has fallen through. user is running out of time to find a true first line gf or it may be another handholdless, kissless year for the organization

a+ post lad

seattle frog dudes

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Pook!

Markstrom to the shorks for Jones

poor user, he thought this could be his year

Gardiner to the Flames for Monahan

very cool

Nigger

The post above mine is very problematic

careful lad the reddit patrol is out looking for no-no words

this one will probably happen

I wonder how much they get payed for that? 4-3 dollars an hour?

I would hope so, imagine doing it for free

probably not, the oilers will probably want a first rounder + prospect as well.

>first round pick
>and a prospect
>for a Bonaqua chugging underachieving retard

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Imagine thinking that the Oilers have any sort of leverage. Eds are delusional

They don't. But they aren't just going to give him away. He's not Yakupov.

based

Still thinking about Skinner for Pu. Think I might be close to a breakthrough.

he literally is though

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*slaps your best player on the ass and offersheets him*

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iltaa

*farts*

noooo not my canesies!!!!1

for me it's the Maple Leafs absolute legend, Eric Lindros

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Thinkin' bout the future Pulju-Granlund-Tolvanen Finnish snipers line for the Preds. With Juuse in net too

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yeah he was good but for me personally it was leafs legend Ron Francis

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have you ever came watching hockey?

for me it's eric lindros 2: electric bogaloo

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>tolvanen
busted harder than pulju
yet another hard lesson to never EVER draft f*nns

terrible list

JOSY'S ON A VACATION FAR AWAY

f*nns drafted top ten in the past 5 years
Rantanen: not a bust
Laine: bust
Puljujarvi: bust
Juolevi: bust
Kotkaniemi: ?
Kakko: probably a bust

So you have a 15% chance of not drafting a bust when you draft a f*nn
why do gm's keep doing it?

Based

Ooh Sammy's not gonna like this

perkele

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Heiskanen: bust

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>dykepuck

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Have sex

this reminded me of that gold medal game when that finnish woman tried that bush league puck stab move and failed completely

dilate

for me it's pittsburgh penguins legend tim horton

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Wait, is he connected to that shitty Canadian meme restaurant?

Get a clue

unfortunately yes. he would be rolling over in his grave now that its been sold to amerifats and is complete shit.

We got ourselves a real Sherlock over here

bit drunk lads

Thanks, lad. I do pride myself on my investigative abilities.

no it's just a coincidence

Thinkin' bout them canes

It's technically owned by Brazilians.

someone post the rock paper scissors chart i want to see who wins

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Unfortunately not.

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damn dilatefag ftw.

wtf i hate women now

cringe does not beat cope, this chart is total onions

>mad
>at finnish bvlls

Thinking about a trip to Raleigh to eat chicken and heem Randy

I need this

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>the game for the avid hockey
Every time

whats the flex on that stick?

/toilethoc/

that's definitely a putter, not a hockey stick

literally just buy a mini stick from the dollar store

how did the humboldt broncos btfo kyoto animation so badly?
twice as many deaths, but only 14% raised

Just use your imagination

Because that shit got shilled for months and attracted high level players/media/the league to donate. Kyoto Animation is basically only relevant to broke NEETs in the west

are you supposed to insert benis into end of shaft

Haven't seen much anime posted here lately

For me, it's a nice refreshing bowl of Monahan ice cream. It's vanilla just like his play style!

i'd imagine japan doesn't have the same gofundme "culture" as we do if that's true

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Did someone say anime?

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Haha nice one dad

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Shannon needs to hurry up and do /my teams/ history video reeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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why are americans so stupid

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sometimes my edmontons are so clean i barely have to wipe

american football

I just got rick rolled in ylilauta

Kaapo Kakko desu

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What an ugly mug

at least he isn't an acne covered little shit like the last few

Way to go mong

Should I buy this?

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Jack Poos

*ribbit*

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Would you wear that in public?

>Rockets
>Logo is a dragon

don't

It's Ogopogo dork

You're right, I probably wouldn't actually wear it. Also, it's the Ogopogo. Sort yourself out.

He'll be dragon his nuts across youre face if you keep acting like this

Fix this fucking logo

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the team was originally called the tacoma rockets and kept the name when they got relocated.

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Ok, but what does a discount Loch Ness monster have to do with a Rocket?

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Ha it's like the stick is his cock

Seriously tho, once he gets forced back to Europe the memes stop, right?

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No

Here

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why is there a team in lethbridge called the hurricanes when its not possible for there to be hurricanes in that region of the world?

the children in africa have something to look forward too

Cope

they have dust hurricanes in the area

N

Will the Leafs have first round championship merch when they eventually make it to the second round for the first time since 2004?

They will probably sell T-shirts like "One is not enough" like Columbus did.

Neener needarider

They'll probably bite some marketing ideas from the raptors run

theres going to be a yamamoto, suzuki, woo, pu and wong in the league soon

but no ho sang

And thats a GOOD thing

better than deshawn and raquille

suzuki is the only one who will make the nhl.

Kippers finna cream her panties

This

>her

I want to cream kippers

I want to shoot myself in the mouth

I have an elite, top tier post ready but I'll be saving it for the next thread

Don't let us stop you.

Getting it ready, cuck?

>rags

and now you cowards will stop posting

>ikuinen vappu

Yikes

It's an honour to serve /hoc/ by making a new thread

Who are you quoting

tyfys

idea for album name: shut up 'n smoke yur DUDE

bump to see what excitement the next thread holds

>posting at the end of a thread instead of saving your epic memes for the new one
grim

new, suck my dick autists

who are you quoting

early

shan't

as long as its not a randy thread, its for me

on-time new