Why don't european football fans have capos?

They can’t afford the tip

we just don't dare to go doopin' mental

I wish American soccer didn't try to imitate Europoor sporting traditions. Make up your own shit and fuck off with the scarves etc.

you have the pride parade culture going on in your football games

quintessentially american

At least Seattle sounders has better attendance than most european teams

You know the mls is shit when you don't even watch the game, instead you bring in you karaoke machine and start it up during a game.

We can't afford the required tip for the capo's beer money. :(

ultras usually have a "leader" that guides them, he acts more as a maestro, but with a megafon

Those are faggot ultras

Every team with ultra/hooligans have capos and the normies just join in once the chants are going.

without leader it would devolve into africa tier noise with random clapping and boos

My team has capos. Why would you think we did not?

You can see tha in the eplel where organised fans are outlawed and you lose you footy loicence if you stand up or show the slightest bit of emotions

Sounds exactly the same in practice as a capo

But we do...

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pretty sure some German teams have them,

They have, they just aren't called capos and they are usually criminals and loan sharks.

do you have to call him maestro when addressing him?

no, and it isn't called maestro. I used that term to describe what he does, he's usually refered by his name

it's usually vođa (leader)

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cringe

why do americans always have to be a meme

Americans ruin everything

>americans in charge of expressing anything without resorting to mindless pop culture

>I wish American soccer didn't try to imitate Europoor sporting traditions. Make up your own shit and fuck off with the scarves etc.

I agree. But better we copy the euros than the Latinos. Remember MLS was originally supposed to bring in 'middle class' latinos as their core fans but that didn't work and they almost went bankrupt.

That's when they became a Real Estate holding company that also has soccer matches by getting 'soccer specific' stadiums built. They try to appeal to urban millennials who have few sports allegiences but money to spend.

Is this the soi derby?

You copy everything from us, not just sports...

The only contingent of Americans that enjoy soccer are actual fags. Soccer is the progressive/non-toxic masculinity sport because Europeans enjoy it. Consequently, that draws subhumans and fags to MLS games.

American sports culture in general isn’t masculine though

I’m not saying I agree with that, but the sentiment here is that soccer is progressive, more family friendly, less toxic masculinity, minorities welcome, gays welcome, women welcome, etc.

frankly disgusting

I don't know how MLS can be any more family friendly than the corporate sanitised mess that is attending an NFL game

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>gender neutral pronoun for calling out player

neat

>homeless literally everywhere
>constantly shooting up in the back of public transportation
>massive homeless colonies
It's fucking hell here now. If you want to OD on fent, go ahead, but don't do it on the back of a bus you degenerate junkie

>more family friendly, less toxic masculinity, minorities welcome, gays welcome, women welcome, etc.
In comparison, in Europe its either a family event but not in the same sense as going to a theme-park but a traditional family outing or its full of brexit means brexit types with names like Big Kev, Steve and Bruce; the type of people you can rely on, Gods chosen people.

Nah, the crowd at NFL games and MLS games are world's apart. Despite the NFLs efforts, the fans have held on to the old spirit since they can remember a time when it wasn't completely white washed while the MLS has always been plastic and squeeky clean, so the fans have bought into all the corporate/progressive messaging

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the other day I saw a homeless guy sucking another one off and I thought to myself, at least they're not playing soccer

Can't even refute this. MLS has turned into the official league of gays

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Jesus

Basrd

>went to some Chicago Fire games in high school for shits and gigs
>wanted to get behind the goal seats since they were cheap
>the fucking team outsourced ticketing for that section to the supporters group (from the forum in the picture)
>had to sign up for their annoying newsletter to buy tickets
The section was entirely made up of white, liberal euroboos and Mexican families that wanted cheap tickets. I still get their newsletter and they're still larping about tifos and chants and shit because "of our rich supporters tradition"

MLS is gay and mlb/nfl are based

How do I become a capo?

last the longest in the supporters group crab cock competition

donate enough to the beer fund

>coltsposting
Based and Hoosierpilled

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>tfw you don’t tip your capo

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Imagine Americans chanting the latest meme song in the 2026 world cup, god i pray they choke in the Group Stage

DOOP

YIKES

CAM ON U.S SCORE SOME DOOPIN BLOOTERS

>t. gives a crud

Any sporting event in America is full of faggotry by default.

YOU DOOPIN' DOOPS. WHEN WILL YOU LEARN

what did you just doopin' say about me you little crud?

You must become the clap

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Who is this Dale guy anyway?

Dale Earnhardt, american hero alongside Thomas Jefferson and the guy that invented cheese blocks

How do so mamy people fall into doing this? There are maybe 500 people there that could have stopped this.

>it's Portland
There's your answer. You have to be a raging faggot to even get in the city limits

I dont get it
Rick Astley is a huge Man Utd fan

> They're one of our own

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Non-midatlantic fags will never understand doop

MR WORLDWIDE

Everyone in America knows the real passionate fans are in college football. MLS is for fags

Hank Hill’s friend

This I'll bet Euros text during the game

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That ad is so fucking American
Goddamn I'm howling

You better not be making fun of us, because we'll go doopin mental

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We have drug dealers and baseball bats

Every ultra group in Europe (except UK) has a capo. Next

>he doesn't rate Barroso, the Devil

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I bet I would be arrested if I ever play football with any of you fags.
Something tells me you cry like a bitch when as little as a tip to the ankles hit you.

No it doesn't.
You usually have some 3 or 4 songs that every fan knows and they all serve a purpose and are used when the situation demands it.

No leader works for small groups.
Once you have a full ultras section, you do need someone to command

How dare they, having fun during a game!!

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Dunno how ultras behave there in the old continent.
But here they are just a bunch of niggers. The few good "Barras" that took care of the safety of their own fans were mostly set up and jailed by narco Barras and their money.
There's even a documentary about the old and new River Plate Barras about that.

What do you mean? Tackling and getting hurt is an essential part of football.

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What’s fun about that?

>go to english soccer game
>fans start singing some gay nursery rhymes
>the game is so shit you have to actually sing your way through it
>ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL! ARSENAL!
>go home to a 1-1 semen slurper
>oi the lads gave it their all today, superb performance

No we don't because we lack any passion and any feeling for scial justice issues unlike Americans?
Have you ever seen clubs like Frankfurt, Dresden, Magdeburg?
The athmosphere in their respective stadia resembles a funeral.

college football is the only American sport with decent crowds. Student sections at colleges that give a shit about football are great. Everything else is sanitized as fuck.

I was talking about the real footy, "sucker" as you say.
You are used to play banana countries full of manlets.
No wonder Football gets a bad rep.

in high school we used to get into fights and stuff over the local teams, it was only later i found out that europoorans do that when they are adults LMFAO i guess thats what you get in the nanny state, perpetual childhood.

wow, you guys were doopin' mental

grow up.

I genuinely think the large majority of Americans is mentally ill

Oh, I don't know much about that then. Sounds like you guys are having fun with that sport, keep it up.

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seethe

D O O P

>tf
>tp

Aren't you a banana country full of manlets?
Or are you going to tell be Argentina is white?
Yeah we're crazy all right
Crazy about freedom

FIGHT

>Something tells me you cry like a bitch when as little as a tip to the ankles hit you.
So just like euros and suducas?

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The dude doesn't even look back on the pitch for a second. Not even when his team scores a goal.

Every supporters club section at clubs with a close knit fanbase and a decent sized stadium have capos. It's usually one of their kids that lead the songs.

Of all the countries to call manlets, you picked Netherlands?

50 stars on a flag

Its Portland at Seattle so nothing but a soi suckfest.

What happens if ur not loyle to ur capo

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you get suicided

>hundreds of people thought this was a good idea

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>40 year old brits travel all over yurop to fight other boomers.
lmao. degenerate fat fucks

what about them? their average height is 178.
the rest is self reported bullshit. needless to say their posters here are probably refugees so manlets lmao.

These are So(y)attle Fags. Not americans.

You get sent for

this type of cringy shit pervades the MLS. see: the entire thread

We are you dumb faggot. Just with balls large enough to cross an ocean where that nigga Kang George can't tax us no more.

Meanwhile the dutch chant along to techno

youtube.com/watch?v=5if2WSwmpf4
youtube.com/watch?v=HdbkKOzExUY

>El tree

that's based though
youtube.com/watch?v=pJHL-hZOqnQ

Because you've never been to one lmao

Have you actually been to an NFL game? Tickets may be outrageous but that doesn't stop Jim Bob and Cooter from getting shithouse wasted and being loud belligerent messes inside the stadium, NFL stadiums are filled with some serious riff-raff, even in today's environment.

i aint denying it

youtube.com/watch?v=0hJCbFSrmzU

bahahaha have you ever seen a US soccer match? Physicality isn't the problem with our players, rough defense is the name of the game up here, trust me, nobody is intimidated by your oh so scary slide tackle, this culture glorifies violence in a way yours can only pretend to with your fake-ass machismo bullshit

sad you hate to see it

>resorts to post A BRAZILIAN to mock us
Are you aware that fucking Scots called us "aggressive" and "barbarians" back in the 60s and straight up refuse to play against us because we kicked too much.

Looking back at it, we should have never listened to them since they immediately then started to play rough as always and never saw the hypocrisy in it.

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there are people who go to every nfl game that will cuss out your kid or try to start a fight over the dumbest shit

american football is entirely based around being masculine. men that play football are literally destroying their brains just to show how tough they are. the fanbase is mostly boomer men that think rules being changed in an effort to protect the players is pussifying the sport. the "toxic masculinity" of the game is the reason soccer is starting to gain traction here in the first place.

>alright alright alright (repeat until signaled to stop)
> oh, (insert name)

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oh hey, my cockies mentioned on Yea Forums!

>Doopin

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Flyover detected.
Soccer is a hugely popular youth sport in the US and it’s only logical that some of those players will grow up to be fans. They (like you) are professional class white peoples kids and Hispanics. So, what do you expect the crowd to look like? The nigga+tractor pull NFL one?

soccer is gay af here jose

Fuck yeah he is brother! You know your American well

Flyover confirmed

Nah he's right. I'm from NJ and in school they were called foot fags.

soccer is a faggot sport anywhere in the country unless you are a beaner

Does anyone have that cringe post (don't remember if it was Reddit) about how to behave with the capos?
something about not sitting down in their section and donating to their beer fund or some shit

pac nw, and soccer is a fucking gay pride parade here

>implying the capo wouldn’t be muslim

You’re blaming Europeans for progressive masculinity? Need I remind you where the biggest feminists come from?

>Need I remind you where the largest feminists by number and weight come from?
ftfy

#
nah thats not what hes saying, our shitlibs are a weird kind of europhile because they love and idealize Scandinavian socialism while refusing to acknowledge the homogeneous nature of those countries and they role that plays in their success, all the while supporting mass immigration that will eventually destroy the countries they admire
tldr; soccer in europe is not gay, fags love europe and think it loves them

if you played football here in america you'd have CTE in 5 seconds.

> Football fans chanting to UK hardcore
lmao what the fuck

>immigration is terrible it’s ruining scandinavia!!!

>socialism only works in scandinavia because theyre white

Incredible

But it's Rotterdam, all those fuckers still live in the 90's raving every weekend drugged out of their minds. And then monday back to doing hard labour in the harbour.

where is the lie?

This. I don’t have it, but it’s really fucking weird.

Seattle does provide a fine case study of why the internet was a mistake.

based laugh at Americans thread

for non-football following Americans, I will gladly not ridicule you for shooting these cringe inducing weirdos

Is this the work of a dorky boomer or a faggy hipster?

meanwhile in Scotland
youtube.com/watch?v=Aq2J146riTI
youtube.com/watch?v=1ZYdYiOSUGA

And Norway
youtube.com/watch?v=4q2xnerjE6Y

The Jews?

Dumbest post on 4channel this month

>Hold a big meme banner up in front of you
>Don't have to watch a shitty MLS game
Pretty great plan tbqh.

I loathe Americans
Truly the Scourge of God

Like fuck they are. I regularly see people wearing opposing teams' jerseys one near another and nobody gets murdered

topkek

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Any video of 'MORE BEER' chant lmao

This is what I've been looking for lmao
Ty

For me, its the Seattle XBOX 360s

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>If the drummers start chanting 'MORE BEER' that means they are out of beer.
Glad they spelled that bit out, was struggling to crack the meaning of it.

Let's make it rain boys, the drummers are thirsty again.

Those capos sound really passive aggressive and bitchy.

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In America, footy is considered a game for either children or homosexuals. So if it's not a children's match...

You guys want to see some real passion?

youtube.com/watch?v=kVF8MQb7jt8

Based Poles

wouldn't mind being a drum retard so that I get lots of bevs

>giving some dumb rando my beer money
>not getting trashed before a shit game

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