Eternal Arsenal Thread

Poor Little Turk Boy edition

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Wish I was 11 again so I can hang this as a poster above my bed

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When did this club become so pathetic?

It’s been a gradual pace since >we left Highbury

Do something about this atrocious defense you fucking cunts.

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Yeah, that's Saliba in the season after this coming one. This coming one is a write off though seeing as there won't be a new CB.

SIGN SOMEOOOOONNNNEEEE AAAAAAAH

Please Sign More Effete Spainards

kek, he looks like a taller version of her.

She won't meet with Trump/Trump supporters but meets a guy who supports Erdogan? lol

Blacked a Turk last night btw lads

Don't expect Americans to understand anything vaguely political outside their own country. Even then they seem pretty clueless most of the time.

high five

>was she hairy?

Imagine if we sign bale on monday and his first game is against madrid.

I guess she just doesn't like Trump, she has nothing against dodgy presidents in general.

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Damage control

where are the signings
if arsenal don't get Tierney they're done for

Other than a bit on her arse crack, hairless everywhere

was nice bit lazy though but deffo a slag

How much of a shitshow will be the new season?

Chelsea and united is in bigger mess than >us. We will get into top 4 comfortably, especially if we got tierney and zaha/everton and there is no season ending injuries like last season.

Shame, I'm Zaha in if it means this useless cunt fucks off.

How much is Iwobi even worth? I've seen him labelled everywhere from 10 million to 50 million.

>chesney
Wenger was right.

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Did ramsey play?

No, I think he's still injured.

>arsenal
>no season ending injuries
lmao

Chelsea are in more of a mess but their team completely outclasses ours apart from up front.

>another week, another week without signings
sigh

Be careful, it could be Zaha for 80 million.

How is Chelsea in a mess. They still have better players. Everyone knows Arsenal will choke.

damn, blacks are ugly as shit

best looking guys in the picture are ainsley and laca. strange post lad.

>meme manager
>transfer ban
>huge power gap below top 3
>best player just left
>current squad is ageing
sounds like they got their shit together

3rd place, League Cup and EL win. thats gonna be our season, are you ready?

I think we can get first place as long as we don't get any season ending injuries.

how based would it be if this current arsenal team wins the PL this season? would all of /arse/ collectively get rid of their depression?

Good job mate

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That would require a treble

dont think so, i remember how happy i got just when we won a tinpot fa cup, first trophy i saw arsenal lift.

Arsenal’s £25m bid for Celtic left-back Kieran Tierney includes too many add-ons dependent on the Gunners qualifying for the Champions League, Sky Sports News understands.
Celtic are not convinced that they’re realistic and want more cash up front.

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Yeah the win against Hull was a lot of fun

this club so pathetic

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kek, if >we are lucky Arsenal will get him 0.01 seconds before the transfer window closes.

>Celtic are not convinced that they’re realistic and want more cash up front.

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Wouldn't be based at all. I don't even want most of these players to be PL winners.

Surely you want Holding to win the league he’s a good lad

I dislike everyone with bad teeth and Holding's are horrible. Same colour as the bruised banana kit.

>Xhaka

nah, i am good

Mustafi, Xhaka, Ozil, El Neny, koscielny, jenkinson, mikhitaryan, kolasinac, iwobi, chambers.

Those are the players that needs to fuck right off, all these Gazidis and wenger signings

and especially mustafi, xhaka, kolasinac and ozil. those lazy cunts are such a drain on this club. add mikhitaryan there aswell, absolutely shit "footballer"

>tfw we probably won't sell more than 2 of these because of /nosignings/

I doubt Arse will sell any, muzzies want to continue to infect the club and play like shit so nobody wants them.

Don't listen to all these mutts and butthurt slavshits. They're only now beginning to see that the Turk system has grown beyond anyone's control and are realizing that there is nothing that they can do to stop it.

There's literally nothing stopping us now from winning the league. VAR will be introduced next season so there will be no more bullshit like last season. Liverpool failed to achieve their goal of winning the league and City failed to win the CL meaning that their pathetic attempts at building a synergistic system will have been completely undone and they will fall into irrelevance, meanwhile our symbiosis grows stronger by the hour. Let them talk shit.

I don't know why everyone is so anti-Chambers.

He's a decent backup that isn't on ridiculous wages.

t. roach

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Idiots can only think about the starting 11.
You need around 20-25 players (depending on individual player versatility) but brainlets do think about injuries, suspensions or plain rest and rotation.

Ignore the leaf
Do not reply to him
Do not acknowledge him

We're clearly having a lot of trouble offloading those players, never mind getting upgrades on them. It's why there's little chance of getting top 4 or winning anything and it should be clear to anyone. I hope you were only joking when you posted .

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I just dont think he is good enough to be a part of the team, even as a backup if we actually want to become a good side that can lock down a CL spot and compete for trophies. However i realise that Arsenal cant exactly be picky, and I did not know he was on only 25k a week, so for the time being i guess its decent. But still, i wish we could sign some world class centerbacks, arsenal hasnt had any for years.

i was dreaming. i know its gonna be a fucked season just like last year but i like to dream during the transfer window periods

United has already bought a great right-back and a better center-back, if Ole knows anything about tactics they won't stay below 5th.

Let's keep him until his contract runs out instead of selling him right now for £20M.

youtube.com/watch?v=yaCvRcgrK2o

>part 1

can't even watch the first two minutes

Not going to watch but I’m willing to bet 85% of this is Mustafi

Nobody is interested in Chambers for 20m. And he's on contract until 2022. Considering how short we are on CBs, we don't lose too much by keeping him here for 1 season.

SIGN SOME FAKIN PLAYERS!

Bournemouth just sold Mousset for £10m. The game's fucked we could definitely get £20m for Chambers.

Chambers is LANS though

Look at him. He's completely drunk on his own power as he watches every cog, bolt and bearing fall into place in the Turk system like a symphony that he conducts to his whims and fancies. That system is now carrying him to a new level of consciousness from which he can literally control the mutts like pawns in his world sized psychological chess game.

The only thing that can stop him now would be the inability to retain his sanity when having this much synergy at his disposal.

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Signings?
Hahaha

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Sigh

*loudly exhales after not brushing my teeth for a week*

How was your trip la

poor hygiene can lead to health issues, lad

>arsenal fans making compilations of shit arsenal defending
literally why, this is just fuel for opposition supporters

>No part 2
He must not have wanted to consider offing himself

>Arsenal have suggested a £55m deal with £10m dependent on clauses, as well as Reiss Nelson on loan as a temporary replacement for Zaha, while Bukayo Saka is another alternative, but Crystal Palace have insisted this is nowhere near enough for Zaha

spend some fucking money
Ok

Saw the new spiderman movie
it was good

Palace can get fucked

I realised recently that I actually do brush my teeth twice a day now because i always end up giving them one when i take out my retainer.
What a good boy I am

Did you guys see the defending in the pre season games?
God help us if we have to carry on with this defence. It genuinely looks like they don't ever learn anything new, or were just never coached. I would love to be a fly on the wall and see what mongs like Mustafi Bellerin and Kolasinac do in training

Friendly reminder that Emery actually said in one of his first Arsenal interviews that he would rather win 5-4 than 2-0

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>Did you guys see the defending in the pre season games?
did you see the defending in the last few seasons?
id like that too, but where does he see the 5 goals coming from in the current roster?

altho i see where gets the 4 from

He was quite good at AFCON, has scored a couple of blooters recently, if he can be more consistent with shooting/finishing, at his age and with his decent dribble and pace, should be definitely worth 50m, but then its arsenal so they will probably barely get half that if they do sell him...

>Hertha Berlin are interested in a loan move for Arsenal youngster Reiss Nelson

Lads what do arsenal do to get out of this fucking pit?
About to pick up drinking clear liquor again and last time my wife nearly left me

Dont know if you guys are noticing a trend here...
We have to lose out to get anything we want.
No progress, once again. Mark my words

Buy out Mustafi's contract
Kos must be humiliatingly ousted to save some face, shame it ended this way
Few signings

Dont do that user jokes aside
To answer your question though, everything would have to be changed apart from possibly the manager. Even mourinho would become pussified by arsenal, but thats also why he would never touch the job.
Players, Coaches, Board, Marketing team, all need to be changed. The problem is that by nature your question implies they are looking to do the right thing for change, but they aren't, so its a pointless discussion.

People say this every season
>I'd rather us lose out on CL so we're forced to make signings
But it turns out, not only does it not do that, it actually has a detrimental effect (Tierney's add-ons including a £3m bonus for making the CL being rejected by Celtic as 'unlikely' is proof-positive of this very fact).

>(Tierney's add-ons including a £3m bonus for making the CL being rejected by Celtic as 'unlikely' is proof-positive of this very fact).
Fucking kek, source? I need to show someone this

skysports.com/transfer/news/11787/11767883/arsenals-kieran-tierney-bid-linked-to-champions-league-place-not-favoured-by-celtic

Lmao. Also,
Just to clarify I agree with you. In this case I was actually referring to loaning out Nelson, loaning back Saliba etc. Absolutely pathetic business

Why are people still believing in the meme that academy players/ young players in general from our squad are something to get excited about? Correct me if I'm wrong, but I can't remember a single significant player coming out of the academy in ages. I don't count Wilshere, he was not significant in my honest opinion. But people like Gnabry, Akpom, Rene Adelaide etc... what the fuck was the point in ever having them if we just wasted it? Even Nelson, who seemingly deserves to play in the first team, just gets tossed around with various loans. Usually those players just end up getting sold without being able to contribute anything to Arsenal. It's even happening to Callum Chambers now. Bet Smith Rowe will follow the same destiny. Is it just that they're actually all shit and if any of them were given game time we'd have more Iwobi situations on our hands? Or is it woeful mismanagement in yet another area? I know which seems more likely

>Is it just that they're actually all shit and if any of them were given game time we'd have more Iwobi situations on our hands? Or is it woeful mismanagement in yet another area?
both

actually a little bit scary to think that, judging by how eye-opening a lot of our recent rejections have been about our unattractiveness as a club, we could genuinely fall down the pecking order and have a decade of irrelevance. That would be fine, if it wasn't so avoidable and spineless. yikes

drinking is always a good idea imo

you don't have to think it anymore, it's becoming a reality that even the ownership has admitted to it.

this is very reminiscent of several of KSE's teams

yeah, we're about to become what Everton were for the last 10

>there are Premier League teams interested in Elneny

What do we reckon, lads? Can we get £7 million? Reminder that if he played for any other team (and despite being shit) he'd fetch 20m because they wouldn't be as utterly shit as selling as us

Youth academy is shit, sure it's hard to tell if n'gubu mohamed will turn elite or shit but the people in charge seems to keep the shitters and let the good ones leave
What are you talking about? This is the second decade of irrelevance, the FA cup has the same value as an ice cream cup internationally speaking

flog him to Sheffield Utd they're signing anyone

>This is the second decade of irrelevance, the FA cup has the same value as an ice cream cup internationally speaking
no it isn't, because then we were still underachieving, and only slightly. This team couldn't sustain a title challenge for any 3 months to save their lives.

gonna have a cheeky nap, hope there's transfer news when i wake up

we declined an offer from Leicester for 20 million in decemeber 2017

how did an italian end up supporting arsenal?
tfw i remeber u wrote this 2 months ago and theres still no signings

There's no point of Ozil being in the team with no wingers

There is no point in Ozil being in the team, regardless.

would have broke the assist record in the league if it wasn't for shitroud

Nope, last decade arsenal are only known for playing good football and losing plus the occasional rape in champions
Mou was right, Wonga was the perfect loser and so was the whole arsenal team

clown club

We would be top 4 if auba and laca didn't shit the bed, we need chad icardi

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Holding to take number 4 or 6?

Can some American nutter please shoot Mustafi? Ozil too if you can.
Arsenal can use the Insurance money for signings or ranch improvements.
Thanks.

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based jenks is retiring at the club

>Wanting dressing room cancer

Number 6, Kos is more likely to go than Elneny

How is he a chad when he's raising someone else's children

This is going to affect Ozil's play
Worse than before... sigh

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How badly are we (by we, I mean the Turk egregore) going to rape Real Madrid?

Rennes President denies they have agreed personal terms with Koscielny. And adds they contacted Arsenal in June and Arsenal informed them he wasn’t for sale.

Icardi's movement is awful, we may aswell take Giroud back

Heard from an user that >we are going to sign someone soon.

listen, that user lied to you

Yes I was told this is /signings/

wrong thread mate

HWATS?

guess who just found out they're Jewish

Wenger?

nah me

can't be bothered posting that Everton rumour

Based, what did you use? When I found out I had Finnish in me, it was weird, thought it would be chinese

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Gas yourself

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Looking back, the biggest mistake in Arsenal's history was letting Vieira go to Justventus at age 28 for a bargain bin price. Fabregas was just not good enough to replace him.

SIGNINGS

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cesc was not viera replacment, diaby was meant to be his replacement

based orn

never seen this take before

daniel suarez 2.0 & a signing for next season. good job emery.

>go for a cheeky jog
>come back and Arsenal sign the best midflider in the world

Based, I can't stress this enough...We are WINNING the league

Give it to me straight lads, is Ceballos a shitter?

>Daniel
You mean Denis?

He's a new GOAT

Daily Record: Arsenal have decided against making a further move for Kieran Tierney after having a third bid rejected today

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why is fekir going to real betis?

who are some good young french (preferably black) LB we could buy

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no offers

Why didn't Arsenal try to get him? Same thing about Brahimi?

twitter.com/PrecianaBrown/status/1153422770644168704

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Dani Ceballos doesn’t want to leave Madrid permanently so opted to go on a year loan. He will have his Arsenal medical tomorrow

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this is bad taste even for you lad

anyone watch the expanse? Is it good? Want to give it a try
keep lying to yourself

>getting hyped up about a loan signing

ISHYGDDT

This is what Kroenke has turned us into.

I know you have no standards, but this is down right embarrassing

who's hyped?

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With the funds used for ozil laca and auba
We could have had Suarez kept Alexis and resigned Cesc.

Of course this implying Suarez would make a big enough impact to keep Alexis happy.

Or do you reckon this is a better attack we have currently?

No because Suarez would have forced his way to Barcelona within 2 years and Alexis would still go through the same physical decline

Higuain was the bigger miss.

Oi Wenger sign Higwayne

>arsenal twitter are nostagliafagging over Walcott now
We really are in the rut
twitter.com/TheUnaiView/status/1153343051420622850

With the funds we used to renew Wenger's contract
We could have signed Pep or Klopp

>we lost that game
was on /arse/ that game as well IIRC

shouldve paid 25mil upfront for tierney lads
or gave them an rb +20mil

this new twitter layout is awful

>loan
>going back on loan

These aren’t real signings

trust me, i changed to it and now can't change back

can you even change back? This is NOT good

Would’ve been a great chance to get Jenkinson to fuck off but no, Arse are cheap cunts who want to literally out-Jew spuds.
Good job Raul.

Missed a tap in tonight during adult league lads

Walcott scored the same amount of goal in his last full season with us as lacashite this season while playing from the right and 900 minutes less. But for some reason the fans keep fawning over laca just because he cost alot.

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what about oezil?

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should replace lacatalent for arsenal desu
I trust Real rejects more than Barca ones at this point. Hope he's good.
>ywn see Ceballos and Saliba on the pitch together

really wanna see Smith Rowe play meaningful matches soon. I bet he ultimately gets sold to the highest bidder at some point because arsenal aren't a big club. the lad will be great.

According to reliable
@FabrizioRomano
:

- ‘Real Madrid are ready to accept a simple loan. NO official buy option, but Florentino Perez himself promised Arsenal they’ll speake on June 2020 about the situation of Ceballos and a possible bid to sign him permanently’

>falling for the nelson meme

>arsenal make UCL because of his motor at CMF
>'that'll be 80m + tip"

Based, I always liked Florentino Perez.

tbf Madrid owe >us one

they already gave us Julio Baptista la

oh you’re right

>have dogshit defenders
>don’t sign defenders, just more forwards and midfielders
Europa Forever!

Mustafi is going to step up la

He is already Back On Top!
How much higher can he go?

is that pacey brazilian lad a meme or is he good

fuck off will

oh alright cheers mate

Reminder that no one has been sold.

Lads just got into footy a bit ago and it's going to be my first year following/watching the PL. Should I follow Arsenal? Anything to note?

no, soccer is gay

You now remember Alvaro Morata

Has Suarez officially fucked back off to Barca or did Arsenal just get stuck with him?

He returned to Barca long before the season ended because of injury

Surprised they didn't just say you can keep him

Free player with that Injury prone DNA? Give pls

>two ‘signings’
>one is getting sent back on loan
>the other is an inexperienced ‘talent’ from Real
>still no wingers and defenders and even the fucking deal for the Scottish lad is dead in the water now
GOD FUCKING DAMN IT STOP BEING RETARDED

So is this ceballos guy good or what

he's >decent

Can he actually defend in midfield when needed

>Falling for the defensive midfield meme
Who gives a shit, all our current midfielders are supposed to be more known for there defensive attributes but dont do anything

Lads i really want Tierney

>give us your best and most adored player but we'll only pay you if we get CL which we haven't achieved since 2015/16

hmm

youtube.com/watch?v=nFHv_AgMR_I

Zaha or Everton? It's Everton right, Zaha isn't really any good.

Easily Zaha. Too expensive, though.

>tottenham sign ndomembele and lo celso
>arsenal sign saliba whose being loaned back for a year and ceballos on loan
>arse twitter sees this as an arsenal win
oh im laughing

What does Saliba choosing >us over Tottenham have to do with the other things?

Willock - Nelson - NKetiah LANS

Both Nelson and ESR need a loan in my opinion. Willock and Nketiah are ready.

We need wide players, so can't let Nelson go. He'll get plenty of opportunities. Nketiah is ready for the trash

Can't Rowe play on either wing?

Nelson’s more ready than Eddie or Willock.

Everton is 23 and already a better finisher

Zaha is a washed up united reject at 28 with 0 resale value

Everton is an ugly manlet desu.

He'd fit in well with the rest of the goblinoids >we have on the books then.

Ok but which one has the most TURK synergy? At the end of the day this is the ONLY thing that interests us.

consider suicide

It's not too late to buy Pépé.
Man United, PSG, Bayern are all interested in the player.
Lille want to sell him, he wants to leave. Arsenal could get him for €40-50M since no-one made an offer.
There's no point to overpay Zaha.

user, let's assume for a moment that the club actually has the money to sign someone for €50 million. I'll tell you how this would go down; we'd make an offer, and any of those clubs you mentioned would go to Lille "We'll pay you €10 million more and give Pepe 20k a week more.", and then another club would get involved and try to out bid them, and then the price tag is completely outside of the meagre transfer budget we have. Its been this way for years. We do not have the funds to go in for known quantities, and the fact we ditch Sven in favour of signing whoever Raul's agent friends offer to us is utterly ridiculous.

Sven was a fraud, he didn't know who to sign so he goes back to his old Dortmund signings.

Celtic manager today (Tierney) “It’s as you were really. I’ve had no information other than two bids came in from Arsenal and we rejected them. There’s been no further inroads really into that. We’re in a good position. We have no intentions of selling”

The Brazilian is set to join Newcastle on a record-breaking transfer, which currently sits at £21m for Miguel Almiron back in January.

The imminent arrival of Joelinton is set to smash that figure, with a fee in the region of £40m agreed.

He picked out Torreira and Guendozy.
Dozy Gwen may get a lot of stick but he is now a £30m player.

Dani Ceballos currently in London and will have medical and sign his Arsenal contract today

based Mike Ashley

Guendouzi is garbage and Torreira only played 4 months.

wish we would sell Shitdouzi for 30 million then

I feel not signing Tierney is a mistake.
Could’ve sold off Kola and got a LB who can actually attack and defend.
Also one less Muslim.

>fucking Newcastle spending our whole transfer budget on one player

the Emirates was a mistake

Both worth a lot more now then we’re bought for.
Dropping Sven was a mistake, now Arse are going to lean heavily on Edu for br ‘wonderkids’

this

how much combined have arsenal spent on Martinelli, Saliba, and Ceballos so far?

About £35m but payments are probably spread out for Saliba over a few seasons.

banter club

>redditor posting his vlog with him and his gf going to an Arsenal games
>meanwhile on /arse/

If i wasn't banned from /r/gunner I wouldn't come back to you losers, you lot need to step your game up

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>going to actually watch arsenal
>having a gf
>reddit

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what's there to fucking talk about
Arsenal have spent 35m on 3 players this window: One on a young Shitinho, one on a player we won't watch play next season, and one on a Real Madrid academy reject that'll play for 1 season and probably drag us back to the champions league. Tierney and Everton are the only other players Arsenal are properly linked to and both look unlikely at the moment. You want to talk about some CBs Arsenal could get?
Also,
>reddit
not surprised you minority

It's so fucking hot lads. Is having a wank even worth it right now?

about to have a cheeky one right now desu, have a good scene in one tab, need another one

Why do defenders just drop their spaghettis when playing for Arsenal? Say what you want about >our defence, but on paper Mustafi Sokratis Rob Holding is no worse than say Ryan Bennet and Conor Coady at Wolves. How come mid-table teams like Wolves and Everton can have decent defending but Arsenal can't?

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because of shoehorning players at the wing position that do not track back. add a natural winger and you'll see a lot of improvement on the back line not having to cover blown assignments (which relying on shit players like Mustafi, Koscielny, Kolasinac, Monreal, Maitland-Niles is bad to begin with)

Kolasinac was Bundesliga player of the season ahead of Alaba. Again supposed to be a well rounded left back, but his defending just fall apart when he comes to Arsenal. What are the chances the same gonna happen to Tierney? I'd say very very likely

nap time

better be fucking signings when i wake up

I've got a big backlog of doujins to get through. I'm gonna get to work.

mirror.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/arsenal-sign-better-player-pierre-18668057

big yikes

probably the assistant coaching and Emery's/Premier League's obsession with full backs fluidly attacking when they have possession. Why do you think Wolves/Burnley/Southampton have had such success playing counter attacking style against these shitty defenders on big clubs?
that better player better be named Kai Havertz

JUST

Saucer?

What do you really expect from an eternal thread about Arsenal on Yea Forums? Not exactly the cream of the crop of society. Yeah I'm a fucking loser so feel free if it's so unbearable for you to be in the same thread as garbage like me.

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nufcblog.com/2019/07/23/newcastle-to-announce-first-signing-of-the-season-today/
how many teams have spent more on a single player than the whole arselel transfer budget

In order of who I would sign:

1. Turks

[power gap]

2. Gr*eks and balkanshits
3. Blacks

[power gap]

4. mutts

Anyone have the Claude Siuuuu celebration Webm?

do better

*hisses at you in vampiric

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>tfw no new defenders and wingers

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>you lot need to step your game up
yeah, we need to get you banned asap

Fuck Arsenal

twitter.com/CSFDean/status/1153737913584246784?s=09

what am i looking at blud

Saliba in London apparently

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neat, cant wait for him to get injured while sent back on loan and never play for us

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ARSE

ANAL

HAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHSHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHWHAHWHHWHWHWHWHAHHAHAHAHUHUHUHUH THIS SEASON IS GOING TO BE BIG BIG BANTA MAXIMUM

SOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

Can't wait for comfy arsenal fan tv famalam

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What positiin does Cebollas play?

left back

in the changing room!

Inevitable, innit

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Wonder if fans of other clubs worry about players getting injured than Arsenal fans

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what do you reckon arsenal will do with Chambers for the upcoming season?

play him in the Europa league sometimes

is there a gamethread up for halal arse yet?

really? i bet he'll be the third best CB on the team behind Sokratis and Holding. just won player of the year for Fulham. I bet arsenal are fine and hold on at CB for now if arsenal play 4atb all season
only replying to you since you posted the roster with his name on it

He was a calamity the few times he played in central defence for Fullum

well he must do something well to get POTY for them. What position is he best at?

>this is the first meeting between arsenal and real since 2006
>since 2006

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>Arsenal manager Unai Emery will decide in the next two weeks whether to let England Under-21 winger Reiss Nelson, 19, join Hertha Berlin on a season-long loan. (Sun)

loaning out our only winger. nice.

I agree. He was loaned out to a club that everyone knew would be relegated and he came out of it as their player of the year, already a difficult task for a loanee. It looked like he played better when more advanced, maybe a sort of DM?
That's honestly about as good as that loan possibly could have gone anyway, so he deserves more of a chance at Arsenal.

I think he'll get it desu from what you've said, unlike...
oh boy I can't wait to lose him when he wants out of Arsenal and gets bought by someone like Leverkusen or Sevilla

yeah he got POTY in midfield, kek, which is down to him being utter shit in defense.

He unironically improved last season. I'd keep him as a backup DM but I'm not sure how much game time he'll get with Arsenal Captain Granit Xhaka starting every game.

>no own thread for Arsenal - Madrid game
come on guys

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Make one, bitch

>DM
so he'd be playing behind el goblino actually, which is europa and league shit essentially. Hope he can adjust to be more of a build up CB while another CB can shoulder the load on a counter, probably Holding.
>preseason shit
"no"

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Nah he doesn't need to be a CB at all. No point trying to force it.

Willock the true GOAT trying his best

Based laca

It’s over lads we are walking the league

What time's kickoff lads?

treble confirmed

Could be a good player to use when goblino is on card troubles and/or when Emery wants to play defensive

We are so winning the league

/arse/ celebration at the Highbury flats soon

>play Jenko
>beat Real Madrid with a clean sheet
really makes you think

this is the power of elite top lads

the power of having real Arsenal fans in the team. Jenko for Captain imo

play jenkinson play well. it's that simple.

Willock quite goo

He’s been great
GRECIAN HARD CUNTS IN

>TWO REDS IN A FRIENDLY

that was never a second yellow what the fuck

>Jenko outmuscling Ramos

just give him the armband already

Business idea: convert /fa/ to winger and Jenko full time RB

Maybe we won't win the league

>there are people who want to seel auba and laca
lmao

nonsense

dunno lad, look pretty shit at the end there

bellendo can't cross or shoot or take players on

only briefly
Doesn’t matter >we have no other wings and he’s blocking Jenko it’s what’s best for business

unironically hope jenko is first choice RB at the start of the season

based bale

we should sign known gooner bale

emi is shit

Martinez is shit

Who got the reds?

based acensio

>Emi "Lemme smear butter on my gloves" Martinez

EMERY OUT

Why cant emery and raul attract players like asensio to come on loan?

clown club

based jewmaican

How are madrid walking thru ozil and jenkinson on the left wing?

It's a real mystery.

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Lmaooo no way, imagine if arsenal are the ones who ruined madrids main youngsters career

your gk is terrible even for an english team

>we gonna start season with Jenkinson at RB

He belongs in the lower leagues to be perfectly honest. >We've only promoted him to 2nd choice keeper because >we're super cheap.

Our full-backs are so garbage.

We are so shit

remember when arsenal were good for the first 15 minutes

B-BUT WE NEED A KOLASINAC REPLACEMENT ASAP, IT'S OKAY THAT JENKINSON PLAYS AND STEVE FUCKING BRUCE SHITS ON US THE FIRST DAY

>bellerin la
>tierney la

>Jenko giving him the eye

Does Jenko forgot he's shit

>people actually memed in jenko’s favor
>conceding two in two minutes to Real’s B team while Arsenal play a full strength squad

Reminder that /arse/ is a bully free zone

Nelson is shit

Jenkinson's the 3rd-choice RB while Kolasinac is the 1st-choice LB, so it's pretty obvious why the management would prioritise replacing the latter. His shitness is far less palatable given his role in the squad.

>jenko not closing down his man

love it

I keep thinking about the assistant referees ass

Arsenals ngubus are so bad compared to other top clubs

>nelson already gassed out in 15 minutes
Just

>Jenkinson is the only remaining member of the British core
he should have fucked right off years ago too

> penalties

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Still convinced we are walking the league lads

i fucking hate Xhaka

LMAO
M
A
O

Vintage arsenal

Who the fuck is that zoomer looking shit, ship him off to some shit club in eastern europe

lmao sum it all squad full of weak mentality cunts

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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joke club

this season is going to be shit

fuck this team
weak minded c__ts

Pretty much but the ref did his level best to encourage a Madrid comeback

Mustafi IN desu

Not worried. Lads it was Emi.

we just drew 2-2 to REAL MADRID and you fuckers are this negative, no wonder we play so shit if our own supporters don't even SUPPORT the team

>c__ts
Imagine feeling you need to censor yourself on fucking Yea Forums

Arsenal first team 2 - 0 Real Madrid first team

Arsenal youth 0 - 2 Real madrid youth

that's the only takeaway

>fapped using my imagination and bits of memory

Nice change

Night /arse/

FUCK ARSENAL

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>Ceballos has been involved in spats with Barcelona and Athletic Bilbao fans, Cesc Fabregas, Gerard Pique and once even mocked the size of Iker Casillas's private parts on Twitter.

Seems pretty based

The Chad we need hopefully he bullies all the soft cunts into playing like men

>look at me i live in london
>look at me fast cars
>look at me salary
>look at me /fa/

i hate every single player on the side and every person in the club.

What did he say about casillas privates?

So lads, when does the transfer when does the transfer window SLAM shut? Are you guys going to actually buy any proper.players or does it look bad?

So Nelson is fucking shit huh

Did you watch the second half..... we were absolutely awful, defensively shambolic

Mustafi is our only good defender and he wasn't playing.

Chambers won POTY because it was a fan vote and votes always get hijacked by Arsenal-fans, don't get it twisted.

In actuality, he was terrible in a terrible side.

Also, Sokratis is shit.

where are the fucking signings

Should swap him for Zaha

Just want a CB that can play this year that's all I ask

Offer Red Bulls 10 mil for Aaron long. He’s better than mustafi

What's the consensus on >our form?
Only managed to see extended highlights because of the horrible time difference here, some solid performances from what I've seen (especially from Emiliano Martinez and Goal Post).
Of course there's your old Sokrashits "Two yellows in three minutes" Papastathopoulos, Alexandre "Miss a sitter" La Cazette, Eddie "How do I shoot" Nketiah and a complete collapse after conceding (also known as "The Arsenal Way"), so...

Didn't >we just signed some Real Mad lad (on a loan)?

no announcement no signing

asensio died so he's staying

they don't even play in the same position

yeah they do, asensio is a cam

how was the game?

i saw only the last 15, but the team seems extremely nervous on the ball in our own 3rd of the pitch. The amount of misspasses and bad movement in simple situations at the back creates a constant threat as you can feel it in the air that someone is going to panic. Xhaka is the worst at this together with mustafi

and Dani Ceballos plays in CM

Go to Arsenalist, he has 20-minutes-long highlights.
The panic stems from >our CB's being kinda crap, innit. You have guys not sure of their abilities getting nervous and it transfers to you, you being shaky transfers back to them and it all goes down like it did in the game. Weakminded shits pulling otherwise solid players (yes, I do rate Sokratis) down.

On the other hand, I've noticed Oezil tracking back and actually doing something in defence. Very impressive.

>Ozil tracking back
If this happens for more than 10 matches this season, Emery is a magician

Everton will hold talks over the signing of Wilfried Zaha this week, according to Sky sources.

Real Madrid midfielder Dani Ceballos is in London for his medical with Arsenal ahead of a season-long loan, according to Sky Sources

Martinez looked better than Chech, calm and good with his feet, precise ish ball distribution, some good reactions but possibly could have stood and saved that 2nd real goal.
As usually starting well, emery seems good at initial setups, but without Sokratis and then Marcelo coming on, everything was chaos, arse completely overwhelmed and looked totally unable to adapt.

Seems like the captaincy and on the pitch leader is a crucial issue to arsenal. Özil was still making good movements but noticeably often doesn't get passed to, some players, e.g. willock, seem to avoid passing to him, no point him being captain if he is not respected and involved enough to control the game (also too beta to do anything about it himself). Options are few though, Xhaka does make good long passes from deep and could be the best option for captain, if he didn't loose his head so often... Kolasinac seems to be ideal for it in terms of stature, presence, etc. but is not consistent defensively and often not a starter. Who else though..? Maybe Auba..

D E F E N D E R S and W I N G E R S
i don’t care about anything else

MUST BE NICE

Haven't watched any of the friendlies because >friendlies but how has the defence looked? Any improvements?

got worse

attack looks good though, so does willock

nelson invisible

50/50 on nketiah

all the other youth are jokes

>captaincy
It has to be a leader, someone liked and with charisma. His on pitch performance is less important than his on pitch persona - as in: nigga can miss the goal by 50 metres, but if he can shake the players up and stand up to chumps the likes of Troy Deeney or some Kieran Trippier, he'd be a good pick IMHO.
Can't seem to think of anyone tho.

What? Aren't you satisfied with a CB that won't even be playing this season and a loan player that will likely go the way of Suarez

basically what said but i'm a bit higher on Nketiah. Nelson is pure shit, I expect him to get loaned out again and him to chimpout to the media

>fucks up an amazing chance created by his team at a crucial moment of the game

Nketiah is the perfect striker for Arsenal

that team mate was actually nelson, beating the defender and putting it right on his head about 5 yards out from goal. going to Hertha would probably be good for him, they are a good team, but since there won't be any wingers signed, he will probably stay.

Probably, I sure hope so. Sending him on loan would be yet another dogshit decision from Memery

he needs consistent minutes, not sporadic or Mickey mouse cup minutes. A loan would be better than watching him play against Bradham

Cellabos is being shown round and meeting people at the training ground.

>Real Betis relegated Getafe on the final day of the season and Betis Dani Ceballos told Getafe centre-back Cala: "I hope you go rot in the second division and the club disappears."

Steve Bruce has told Sky Sports News in an exclusive interview that Allan Saint-Maximin is on the club’s radar.

Sources in France say that Newcastle have had two bids knocked back for the Nice winger.

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MUST BE NICE

He's going to destroy us next month

with the current state of our LBs, yeah

Real madrid confirm asensio tore his acl, in a meaningless pre season friendly against arsenal lol

>Implying Giroud wants to leave a team where he actually wins trophies

make him captain

how can the club be so delusional and think we can go a season with Nelson and players like Micky as our wingers when Emery's system relies on them just as much as on proper wingbacks (who can't defend and/or attack in >our case kek).

Announce Ceballos

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>Arsenal have not given up hope of signing Zaha and are expected to make another bid this week, but will now face competition from Everton.

How much you lads reckon we'll bid this time? I'm going with £50m in instalments.

YAWWWWWWWWWWWWWN

bored of Zaha shit, same with that Scottish lad

>heatwave
>power cut so fan is out
>nosignings lol
I hate this

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gonna be even hotter tomorrow lad

Load shedding in the UK? Since when?

I know
And still no signings

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the fan hardly make a difference sometimes, its just blowing hot air towards you

i have to pour cold water on my body then sit in front of the fan to survive

also I have to go to Battle tomorrow and I don't even own a pair of shorts

gonna be help

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Retard brits can't afford a/c

>Buying an AC unit for 1 week a year

there's actually a slight cool breeze coming in through my window now (hertforshire)

All you r/gunners faggots should kill yourself

lol
Enjoy that thunderstorm last night lad? I stood in it for like ten seconds then got scared and ran back inside

yeh it was really cool, not sure why you were scared when they were happening over the west of the country and no chance of the lightening hitting us

you never know lad, I want to live to see Arsenal win the CL

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>Dybala to Tottenham

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>meanwhile Arse offer £15m for a £25m rated defender and shy away when they are told to meet the asking price

trying to watch the expanse

not feeling it

lads the simple truth is that as long as Xhaka is an arsenal player we will never make the CL.
you want proof? just check how highly they rate Xhaka on reddit

What do we do if Spurs sign both Lo Celso and Dybala? Group suicide?

who the fuck is lo celso? why would you give a toss?

>Oh shit Arsenal's winning, I gotta fuck them up

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We should sign Bale

nevermind

How is it then la? I’ve heard it’s one of the better sci-fi shows in the last ten years but I can’t be arsed to start anything

Why isnt there any other club thats all over the 25m price of tierney? Is he really injury prone or something and arsenal are the only team willing to take the gamble?

i really really really really really like this post, may i share it among my close circle of friends in an intimate manner which will allow us to further discuss the topic and make some conclusions based on your original statement?

Everton interested in signing £36m-rated Moise Kean from Juventus
@FabrizioRomano
thought i replied to this

its decent after the second episode

They hate him there

STAN KRONKE SHOULD BE ARRESTED FOR IMPERSONATING A GOOD BUSINESSMAN
youtube.com/watch?v=yWo-rQzH2KQ

Based Vince dabbin on silent stan

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Ngubu in the bag lads, im ITK, screencap this post

SPEND SOME FUCKING MONEY

We already bought Martinelli. What more could you want?

Ceballos loan fee is in the region of €4m and the transfer will be announced first thing today’s afternoon by both #AFC and Real Madrid according to SPORT’s
@RamonFuentes74

I dislike you

twitter.com/MrArsenicTM/status/1154369995796860928

lol

see you lot monday

joke club

And you know that how? Fuck off back there cunt

Someone didn't have their weetabix

SIGN SOME FACKING DEFENDERS

>paying money to train real madrid's players

Loan from Real Madrid has been officially declared now

twitter.com/Arsenal/status/1154387086776119296

Yes!
A loan signing!
Get in!

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Ok need a CB and lb now and top is ours 6

>loan sign to get game time for 1 year
first step to midtable tier

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And a WB
Kola and AMN should be replaced.
AMN isn’t a RB and Kola literally cannot defend.

>giving ceballos the 8 shirt
>sucking up to one of zidanes B tier children for a year for free just so he can go back
joke club

Could be worse, at least he’ll give the number back when he goes.
I wish Ozil would return number 10 and fuck off, he is the original Real shitter.

a fucking loan signing

FUCKING SIGN DEFENDERS AND WINGERS YOU MONG CLUB

aston villa have signed 10 players already

Stop having such high hopes already. We've only got 2 weeks left until the window closes and Tierney may not even come.

Fulham tier

But fans were told by Josh Kroenkike to be excited

Wait, did they confirm there's no chance of being able to buy Ceballos after this season or is it just speculation? He is bretty good, I think even the most pessimistic of fans will be pleasantly surprised.

This is like Kovacic at Chelsea, we'll get an option to buy next season.

I think it was mentioned that there is no option to buy but Florentino Perez has promised to talk to Arsenal at the end of the loan about the players future.

>I think even the most pessimistic of fans will be pleasantly surprised.
As the most pessimistic of fans I highly doubt it.

Does Ceballos play like Santi?

>This is like Kovacic at Chelsea

2 goals and 1 assist in 40 games?

Ok, I’m thinking this guy is pretty based

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Based or cringe?

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based if he took out the winking emoji and the hashtag

safe from relegation

cool granny B)

Emery doesn't have the balls to drop Özil in favor of Ceballos

Isn't Ceballos a central midfielder?

They don't play the same position you mutt XD

pretty sure he played as a CAM in the last euro but what do I know

After De Ligt got exposed, I'm glad Saliba is getting loaned back.

Leno

Jobber - Jobber - Jobber - Jobber
Xhaka(C) - Torreira - Ceballos
Ozil - Lacazette - Aubameyang

Still an Europa League team desu

Hurry and sign Tierney already, Arsenal need to have a reason to keep their physios busy until Bellendo is injured again.

Please clap
Are you guys excited yet

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>playing Ozil with no wingers meme

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I wanted Everton Soares

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They just announced Saliba

Little Onion is probably not coming, every commentator and manager here considers arsenal to be a small club that no one should ever join.

Arsenal are a God tier stepping stone club, if you're a young player that wants to play for the Real Madrid's and Barcelona's of this world come join us.

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Well, he should, would bring a lot more balance and intensity to the midfield.

>loan signing with no intent to buy
>finally sign a CB just to loan him back for the season
>no wingers
>no good defenders

6th place finish at best desu

>arse fans starting next season: where's saliba?

...

Literally lans

>And they say Kolasinac can’t defend
twitter.com/smhjaames/status/1154457329720582146