I can't say who this is but I'm on the card tonight fighting a prehistoric fighters. Don't worry boys I'm bring this one home and sending the reddit fags out crying...
picks heemed but that fight was best on this trash card so far so cant be mad
Josiah Wilson
GIVE MASSARANDUBA YOUR ENERGY \o/
Cooper Carter
Rafael dos Anjos vs. Leon Edwards Aleksei Oleinik vs. Walt Harris Greg Hardy vs. Juan Adams James Vick vs. Dan Hooker Alexander Hernandez vs. Francisco Trinaldo
where does the streak end? Vick vs Hooker can't be a decision, which means we only tie the decision record, which is 9.
The whole lead up to that fight and the result was just beautiful
Daniel Brown
>masvidal's heem on askren singlehandedly sapped all heem power from the next few fights This fight is sponsored by modelOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH
Realistically, what’s Edgar’s chances against Holloway?
Joshua Butler
got choked out by my friend once and my vision went black and all I could hear was buzzing for a few seconds. neck was sore for a few days.
Lucas Torres
Anybody else craving a nasty pussy juice michelada?
Is the Brian Banks story going to mention at all how the roastie completely ruined his life forever and that it wasn't the wypipo justice system that did it?
Ryan Scott
Better the gatekeeper in RDA than the journeyman in Masvidal.
Henry Bell
The fights haven’t been bad. Why do brainlets think decisions are bad?
Christopher Jackson
Heres your Marvel movie schedule during the break bros
Yeah nobody ever tells you how sore your neck gets from chokes, i could barely hold my head up one time
Grayson Hughes
I got choked out and then woke up after 20 seconds of the best sleep I've ever had in my life.
Josiah Myers
>Many kids today feel alone and that their individual situation is hopeless. The Brian Ortega Foundation will provide kids with messages of inspiration from Brian based on his personal experience in overcoming adversity. LMAAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOO 99% of donations go straight into his pocket!!!
so far it is good for the genre. in just two chapters he has detailed reconnaissance conducted post tora bora battle as well as selection for the unit. unfortunately Major Greer passed recently. Great book though so far. His "fiction" books were really good too.
>I was winning the Cerrone fight too much which caused me to lose God damnit I hate zoomers so much. Hernandez has great movement but he's still a little child.
Nathan Brooks
accidentally just ate a chunk of that fungus that forms on the rind of cheese after a while RIP
Bentley Nguyen
These guys need to slow down and conserve their energy. The sensible option is to play for points.
Matthew Perez
>he doesn't listen to books on tape while road tripping
I like listening with the lights off as I wind down for the night. My research requires me to read a lot of verbose scientific papers, so it is nice to have a more passive form of learning/entertainment.
Dominic Allen
Another shit fight between two gay dancers who just stay on the outside and are too pussy to engage.
Jonathan Reyes
EVERYONE WE NEED YOUR ENERGY HEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEM
Imagine paying to be there :joy: luckily UFC Anaheim is guaranteed hype
John Morgan
Hernandez needs to work on his head movement. He looks lost when he gets caught. There is also stiffness in his head movement when he is not focused on it.
Nathaniel Ramirez
Trinado is trying to convince Hernandez to come to Brazil by waving his around arounds
Camden Baker
Flashbacks to Yan vs Rivera where Jimmieboy was just flailing at times, Yan's expressions during that fight were funny
Ayden Garcia
>no cutie sex addict gf to convince me to have sex instead of watching this bum card feels bad,.
Just imagine, there """people""" ITT who find wrestling heavy fights boring compared to this garbage. At least wrestlers engage physically.
Anthony Ward
>*gets pee pee kicked* HES HURT HES HURT
Connor Moore
>miss the prelims and be sad >finally get home for main card >they were all decisions suddenly not so sad bros, that Arlovski fight was a banger so I'm ok with it
The finish faggot has to be the worst poster here by far. Coral fucking sucks too
Owen Perry
You should go outside man.
Angel Sanchez
the kangaroo has him hurt
Kayden Murphy
yes.
Cameron Richardson
This but unironically.
Adrian Wright
>posterity >this card
Colton Morales
You can always tell who sucks and needs to get cut because he will never be a world champion. Guys doing stupid shit with their hands are a prime example
Justin Ortiz
id rather have a gf who hates sex but wants to please me so encourages me to rape her and covers her own mouth to muffle her screams
HERNANDEZ FOR FUCK'S SAKE YOUR OPPONENT IS 182381248125 YEARS OLD MOVE FUCKING FORWARD STOP DANCING LIKE A FUCKING FAGGOT GOD DAMNIT YOU DON'T DESERVE TO BE IN THE TOP 15.
And now he just got outwrestled by a 5129831284 year old man. Pathetic.
Christian Brooks
Hernandez is fighting a 40 year old hue. But he's a faggot who talked shit to cowboy and got Heemed lol
HAHA IM 26 MAN I GOTTA PLAY WORLD OF WARCRAFT AND STUDY GENDER STUDIES! I AIN'T GOT TIME TO LEARN A TAKEDOWN MOVE AND RASSLIN
Logan Stewart
that fungus is what keeps the cheese from being turned into an inedible mass by bacteria. the worst it can do is hurt the bacteria in your own colon.
Nathan Scott
Yeah that would be nice. There's no such thing as raping your wife. They have to do their duties.
Jacob Phillips
>most hype fight for crowd >no action for 8 minutes >boos from crowd who were cheering hard few minutes earlier NO NO NOOOOO THIS IS NOT FIGHT KINO NOOOOOO
Nathaniel Perry
ALL THE FIGHTS HAVE BEEN SHIT RVEN GERMAINE DIDN'T DISAPPOINT THIS BAD
Jose Walker
Joe Rogaine would be telling us how “technical” this fight is.
Carter Garcia
All brazilians are on roids. Brazil should be banned or just have a brazilian UFC separate from everyone else.
Kevin Collins
Hernandez is not a man. He won't come after Trinaldo.
Brody Kelly
>Just one of those nights
At least Live PD is on
Noah Jackson
what a semen slurping match
Isaiah Ortiz
I would throw a flying knee
Kevin Myers
If you bet at least 9 decisions you made 5x your money
Your friends are going to run a train on your asshole tomorrow. This card has the potential to beat the record of highest number of decisions on a UFC card. The current record is 10, this shit card already has 8 and will soon have 9 once this """fight""" ends.
Luke Nguyen
hernadez wins the worst fight tonight
Kevin Thompson
The only good thing about this fight is seeing Hernandez struggle to hit a 40 year old hue
Leo Foster
Hernandez is 200 IQ winning the fight and these brainlets are hating.
Jordan Fisher
>get in there >and fight WOW FUCKING FIGHT U ASSHOLE HERNANDEZ FUCKING FIGHT NOO NOOOO THIS IS GAY BULLSHIT >0 bangers CMOOOOOOOOOON THIS >GETTING OUTPACED BY A 40 YEAR OLD FUCKING LOSER NO NOO
Ok guys so what are the best parts of this fight so fa- >nutshot is really the only highlight ummm....
Angel Jones
Agreed, this is boring as fuck! I stayed awake for this bitches!
Eli Stewart
>Hernandez getting brutally grapplemogged and dragged around the floor like a wee boy
Aiden Cook
Just wait till the Hardy fight.
Josiah Martin
no that ruins it you fag
Easton Wood
Stop spamming you ugly fuck. Go outside you autistic loser
Tyler Garcia
Lowkey I do think it would be hilarious if all the fights went to decision
Nathan Myers
How did you do in your first kissing party heem?
Gabriel Young
the first finish tonight will win story of the year
Sebastian Barnes
Alex embarrassing himself has been pretty fun to watch
Angel Morris
is this the shittiest card ever?
Jayden Allen
watching simona vs serena play tennis for an hour wasn't worse than this to be honest
Levi Perry
I mean what were people expecting?
Isaiah Richardson
They should just sprint at each other and throw haymakers
Jaxon Thompson
If you watch Hernandez' interviews he is really intense and it's obvious that that Cerrone loss has beat him into a deep depression
Jackson Hughes
He sells children at the bazaar
Isaac Jones
Any feet pics?
Justin Powell
Way too much punching and clinching happening here. Why are they not looking to avoid defeat?
Liam Rodriguez
HE'S BARELY BREATHING HEAVY BECAUSE HERNANDEZ WON'T ENGAGE REEEEEEEEE
Lincoln Harris
Fuck it bros. After this fight I think I’m going to fuck off to bed early tonight. Why did this card have to suck so fucking bad? I wanted to stay up and finish it but fuck it man I’m out of here.
You can still make money on Vick, he's going to dance around to a decision.
David Gomez
IF YOU GIVE UP ON THIS CARD YOU ARE NOT A REAL FIGHTFAN
Ian Turner
>molests you and cups your penis This should be a point taking offense
John Rodriguez
I thought you killed yourself after Ngannou lost
Noah Taylor
I wish Bellator was on
Charles Adams
Honestly, if the next fight doesn't start with 2 alpha chads windmilling each other until the other one drops, I'm fucking done with this semen-slurping sport.
Parker Bailey
WTF HE FELL DOWN AND YOU JUST RAN FORWARD INTO HIM AND DID NOTHING WHY DON'T YOU FUCKING STRIKE FAGGOT DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING DO SOMETHING AHHHHHHHHHHHH
Gavin Taylor
mold toxins damage your liver but will not make you as sick as bacterial byproducts
Charles Foster
Im talking about that too. Don't worry. Nothing can be worse than this card
Lincoln Myers
This card is heeming me into an early bedtime.
Jaxon Adams
unironically even Elias was better than this
Christopher Watson
HEEEEEEEM SLEEEEEPY
Josiah Nguyen
may I interest you in a loan at a very reasonable interest rate
Jason Wright
i'm going to be sick.
We don't deserve this
Asher Fisher
Bros... what did we do to deserve this...
Kevin Davis
He said in an interview before this fight that he didn’t respect Cerrone’s experience, and that he wouldn’t do that this time. I knew then that this fight was gonna be shit.
Owen Gray
what is hernandez waiting for honestly? it doesnt even look like he is waiting for a counter.
Owen Bailey
>*MMA fights* Enough with the chess matches.
Hudson Turner
meem sleepy
Brody Kelly
HEEM DAY IS OVER FOREVER
Evan Thompson
Nothing. This is punishment.
Luis Howard
I was expecting Hernandez, the most arrogant fighter in the division, to pressure Trinaldo until he broke him and score the knockout. And instead we got...this. Cerrone stole his soul.
Isaac Walker
Fuck this card. I gave up drinking with my friends and playing vidya games for this?
I haven't watch UFC since Connor got dabbed on by Khabib and this is the shit I have to put up with? This is fucking terrible.
UFC is dying
Jace Nelson
I'm not a heem fan, but one of my co workers told me to watch this tonight. He seemed really disappointed that he had to be working. Something about some nigger who used to play in the NFL for the panthers or some shit. I guess the nigger fights dirty? I don't know though. I'm thinking about turning this shit off and studying. It's boring me.
Carson Carter
Test
Cameron Miller
LOL LOOK AT BABIES EYE IT ALL BWUDY
GEN X MASTER RACE BITCHES
Oliver Perez
I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me
Daniel Smith
Hernandez is like that porn vid you are jerking to that doesn’t have a money shot so you hafta look for a vid with a good cumshot.
Daniel Scott
im going to go take a shit
Asher Bailey
Has there not been one finish tonight?
Jason Russell
imagine spending your saturday night watching this shit.
Jonathan Edwards
sam alvey got knocked down by abreu
Hunter Myers
just puke, you will instantly feel better
Sebastian Ross
HAHAHAHA THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING
Blake Hernandez
NO NO NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO >the state of UFC fights
Nolan Nelson
Hernandez tried to stand and bang but Trinaldo refused. Fucking boomer ruined the fight...
Gavin Wilson
never say no to friends over something solitary
Ayden Cook
That fight was an abortion. I'm pretty sure Arlovski and Rothwell threw 5 times the total strikes.
Camden Reyes
is it heem day???
Julian Phillips
Why can't there be a fucking banger of a card sometime when they're actually on big ESPN? Show all the cazzies why our sport is amazing.
It's like they want to reinforce the "MMA is boring sweaty dudes" meme
good feet. Also at least in boxing they engage and exchange. This match however... >*dances around you flailing arms and retreats when you get close* This was suppose to be the most hype fight for the crowd............
Joseph Mitchell
In many ways, the worst decision this night has been watching this card
Logan Edwards
HOLY SHIT COMPLETE ROBBERY WTF
Can't believe we're watching the worst card of all time bros
I was "permanently banned" since fucking APRIL for violating US law.
It's good to be back /heem/ I missed you.
Christopher Collins
LMAO ESPN CENSORING HIM SAYING IT COULD HAVE WENT EITHER WAY
Gavin Baker
Even Hernandez was I don beleeb it
Matthew Campbell
ROBBERY >ROBBERY ROBBERY ROBBERY ROBBERY ROBBERY TERRIBLE!!!!! THIS GUY DIDNT DO ANYTHING
Grayson Foster
>wow the Ufc is going to my area >If i don't support them they might not comr back for a while >The card doesn't have star power but i bet the fights will be good >I paid 500 for front row tickets >Ill watch even the preelims im a real fan
Gotta agree. The new owners took the UFC from an already sterile product and made it even more uninteresting. ESPN just sealed the deal. Fucking shithouse.
Every fight poster looks exactly the same, there's no character in them anymore. I see they finally let them wear slightly interesting shorts but they're still totally forgettable.
Just such a stale, sterile product they're pushing.
Easton Hill
Sup lads, just woke up from a 3 year coma. Can't wait to watch some heems with my bud
Cameron Gonzalez
must be a nice bag
Mason Gonzalez
HOW DO YOU GET A WIN FOR RUNNING BACKWARDS
WHY IS MMA JUDGING SO BAD
Brody Lee
it was not a robbery
Charles Hill
why do they still call her megan olivi? she's married
Colton Cruz
Who cares who won? It was a gay fight and it doesn't matter who got robbed
If this next fight is a dec, this card is leaning into so bad it's good territory.
Eli Gray
Hernandez is based. That fight saved him from killing himself tho
James Mitchell
>we are on the map San Antonio
What did he mean by this ?
Jason Parker
I think Hernandez probably won rounds 1 and 2 but yuck what an awful fight.
Jonathan Gray
I told you guys. Cruz was hating but Hernandez was doing all the right things. A lot of people itt was swayed by the commentators which is one of the most cazzie moves you can make.
>bag is lying there on the table >wait until it's wrapped around her body to try to grab it k
Connor Jackson
How disgusting. Even this fucking faggot can't believe it I don't watch as much boxing now because of how rigged it is but this was just as disgusting Fucks sake
Joshua Scott
It's way better than boxing judges lol
Michael Fisher
this card goes down as the WORST of all time for sure
Jordan Hughes
In others >viewers getting heemed >dana on lifesupport.jpg
Vick/Hooker is GUARANTEED to end in heem. If it doesn't I will literally eat my own shit on stream.
Elijah Nguyen
Imagine watching the prelims One time I went on reddit and told everyone that I've got a ticket to the UFC event(back when they were like $70 because they moved the entire card for Jones). I told them that I'm only gonna watch the main card because the prelims are boring to rustle their jim jams
Wyatt Hill
Judges decision-making might be a tad rusty, these things happen.
Evan Davis
hue monkey was seething
Blake Torres
Should've been a draw idk how the fuck it was 30-27
Jackson Miller
can the judges just rate the fight a no-contest if it is shitty enough?
Not surprising really. The pigskin Burger was always gonna win a hometown decision in the JewSA. Americans are notorious for corrupt decisions favoring JewSA fighters.
Jace Harris
Ya I thought he cursed or something what a good catch. Fuken shyster promotion
Ethan Myers
Seems rigged
Angel Rogers
>expecting rational thought from a nigger yikes
Jack James
All three rounds should've been 10-10s.
Andrew James
If the guy called Texecutioner loses in Texas he must be hanged
There's no possible way Hernandez won all three rounds
Jack Mitchell
Mexican Privilege
Ryder Long
you guys should all try watching marathons, or sprinting, or long jump, or pole vault, or any of those sports where the winner is decided by who moved the farthest distance in a specific direction. sounds like you would like it more
This is the only fight on the card where we won't.
Colton Sanders
He is 100% the Toilet Till of lightweights.
Nathaniel Cox
I love hooker's south auckland accent
Gavin Martinez
That guy checking if his girl was behind him she rubs him in a hurry and all the while shes checking out that Latinx Stud shes shopping for a Divorce Payday ASAP Rocky.
