>Championship top 10 >1. Josef Newgarden 434 >2. Alexander Rossi -4 >3. Simon Pagenaud -38 >4. Scott Dixon -86 >5. Will Power -128 >6. Takuma Sato -133 >7. Ryan Hunter-Reay -149 >8. Graham Rahal -168 >9. James Hinchcliffe -190 >10. Felix Rosenqvist -195
indycar and any form of racing is the most boring and cringe form of sports out there. borderline more cringe than pro-wrestling.
Parker Gray
Cringe
James Perry
Just dont watch it and go fuck yourself, literally
Jaxson Hughes
cringe
Brandon Wilson
why are you here sweetie? Just to shit post? I don't come to your house and call your mother a whore. Feel free to leave and don't let the door fuck you in the balloon knot
Nathaniel Fisher
very redpilled post
Jordan Bennett
Imagine being so obsessed you just need to talk shit even though nobody cares. Feel sorry for your family
William Collins
Diffy just said "We will go night racing here tonight". Can we sue if they don't?
Jace Evans
Yea I think so
Jayden Murphy
How much time until the rain passes?
Juan Sanchez
LOL i was just kidding!!! haha gotchya guys!!!
Elijah Evans
Wow user you sure trolled us xD
Alexander Fisher
Lol its just like we didnt see that coming XD
Dylan Gray
Weather app says there's still a chance of rain all through the night, plus they have to dry the track.
Aaron Young
They havent cancelled yet but god the race will be miserable if its tomorrow afternoon. Will be way too hot to pass worth shit
Ethan Cook
Colton Herta is a cute little fella, and I hope he does better next year.
James Garcia
His season has been pretty wild. Extreme highs and lows. If the team could find some consistency and stop the mechanical bullshit he would be rookie of the year
Iowa Speedway was the one who used the term air titans. they probably rent them for the race weekend, or the social media intern doesn't know or care the difference.
Tyler Campbell
Friendly reminder Iowa Speedway is owned by NASCAR
Christopher Sullivan
maybe if he cleans up some of that acne. get that boy some apricot scrub
Why are you still here? You know Pato went to Super Formula right?
Oliver Gonzalez
If it gets pushed to tomorrow what time will it be?
Ryder Cox
I mean I hope it happens but come on.
mothterfucker i've been shitposting here for years, I don't even like fucking o'ward, last name is more irish than the chicago river during st patrick's day
Asher Ortiz
Early afternoon
Mason Foster
look at the weather forecast. its done raining until the middle of the night
Robert Ross
looks like the rain is over
Jose Parker
Heh heh nice. You've got to be the only Mexican Indycar fan though now that he's gone.
Luis Baker
I was thinking I'd just fap, but now I guess I'll have to watch the race. Probably better this way.
Eli Cruz
Good shit then, my pizza is almost here nice and warm if race starts in the next 30 minutes. eh, not a big loss honestly, the 3 people that cared about him can enjoy him somewhere else.
Levi Williams
20 minutes ago: >The Air Titan 2.0 vehicles continue to make their laps in efforts to dry the track. Again, no cancellations or decisions regarding tonight’s #Iowa300 have been made. Please stay tuned for updates. The grandstands remain closed as there is lightning in the area.
Caleb Barnes
what are the toppings? frijoles?
Gabriel Wright
taco pizza used to be a thing and it was great. Not too many places do that anymore
Joseph Morales
Hanna would have won this race twenty minutes ago.
>Spectator Gates are now open while we continue to dry the track. Please stay tuned for more updates!
Caleb Thomas
>implying the race is a delicious sandwich
Jeremiah Evans
I remember how everyone was ranting about how Pato was the next big thing for some reason, and I was the only one cheering for Colton. To be fair I never saw him being this good this soon.
Easton Roberts
...
Uh...
Who?
Daniel Green
pepperoni, ham and salami. why? everyone got deported? lol yeah, then colton went and won the second race of the year and that was it of o'ward the legend.
Almost 9PM local time this thing is getting called
Cooper Lopez
t. brainlet
Isaac Sullivan
It's Iowa, they have church services in the morning
Joshua Johnson
Iowa's not that conservative. They mostly go to church, but they don't mind missing.
Carter Long
You sound like a Californian that just moved to Des Moines last week
Blake King
did she died?
Jacob Moore
still remember this shit like it was yesterday, i'll never forget the weird "something really bad its about to happen" feeling when briscoe and tagliani banged wheels
While the weather may have flooded the track tonight, surely nothing will stop your taste bud delight!
Americrown Service Corporation, the official food and beverage vendor of Iowa Speedway, is proud to announce the return of THREE famed specialty concessions to the budding Iowa Speedway grounds.
Americrown is proud to provide the following famed food features:
>The Engine Block Two beaten and breaded Smithfield pork tenderloin medallions, deep fried, then topped and bottomed with a slice of Sargento Cheddar Cheese and sugar coated apple fritter buns.
>The Scoring Pile-on Iowa Speedways and Americrown’s unique take on the region’s traditional Hot-Beef Sundae. Smithfield pulled pork, Iowa corn, Ore-Ida mashed potatoes, cherry tomato garnish, and cheese. All dolloped into a hipster mason jar for maximum flavor.
>The Commitment Cone A traditonal ice-cream waffle cone filled with scrambled Iowa eggs, hash-browned Idaho potatoes, and Smithfield bacon. Topping it all off, a pancake batter and fried Smithfield breakfast sausage to give fans the feeling of their traditional fairground food.
Why can't they build fucking roofs over the speedways?
Bentley Smith
Because that's retarded user
Lucas Butler
Be still, my aching heart, is this thing still on?
Connor Brooks
Would be a little loud
Mason Evans
its not retarded, its a fucking genius idea
Nathaniel Barnes
What do you think the drivers have been doing the last three hours? Playing vidya?
Nathaniel Taylor
Just put giant fans on the catchfence to blow the water away from the surface so it never gets wet
Kevin Bell
sleeping, well thats what I would do
Hudson Campbell
diffey looks dead
Cooper Torres
He probably really wanted to be back in his hotel room by now.
Chase Ross
was in the stands. Everyone in the crowd knew the instant it happened. Was just a matter of waiting for the announcement over the PA
Blake Sanders
Oval races under the lights are 100x more aesthetic, this is great.
Carson Evans
Logistically not possible. Race tracks cant afford it. The ventilation alone is impossible
Carter Morales
What do they even announce in those cases?
William Richardson
This has been my first year watching. I've really enjoyed it. Has this been a particularly good series so far? I like that French fella and I hope he pulls it off.
Carter Ramirez
>he ded
Jayden Rivera
We all saw the Medivac helicopter fly out after way too much elapsed time following the wreck. 15-20 minutes later they announced he died and they would call the race and do the salute laps around the track in his honor. They claim he either died on board the helicopter on the way from track to UMC hospital or he died right after he arrived in the ER trauma unit. I think he was dead on arrival at the infield care center
Colton Morris
Are... are we gonna race?
Andrew Young
YES
why does everyone keep asking every 2 seconds
William Ramirez
Marshall Pruett is already at the Des Moines Waffle House 3 plates deep, what do you think?
Lucas Parker
I think the old man wants to fuck Ferrucci.
Ryan Reyes
Because its getting late? And because I dont want to watch a race 2 at the morning?
Miller just wants to absorb his life force so he can tell morons Indycar won't go back to Michigan, Milwaukee, or Cleveland every week for the rest of eternity.
Cameron Evans
>no Michigan
FUCK YOU THAT TRIGGERS ME
Lincoln Parker
>Cars will be on their way to pit lane at 9:45 p.m. IT'S HAPPENING
Ayden James
>no Milwaukee
FUCK YOU THAT TRIGGERS ME
Luke Evans
>No California
Ryan Martinez
I've sort of gone into the acceptance phase with that one.
officially they can't pronounce someone dead on the care center unless the person is either burned or decapitated, but i think he died on the helicopter
Carson Reed
do you honestly believe that?
Charles Smith
BP and heartbeat crashed on board the helicopter, but he was dead the instant he hit the cheese grater likely
good guys: seabass, based Power bad guys: everyone else, especially Dick Son, Blandgarden, and Sato
Nathaniel Lee
Texas is dangerous. Las Vegas is suicide.
John Robinson
>bad guys >sato is on the list Fuck you
Hudson Carter
wow thanks for posting gay social media. you should post it on reddit too
Angel Brooks
Thats why its a kino track
Blake Robinson
Who the fuck thinks Josef is boring? Did you not see how he bullied Rossi at Barber? He's Mister Outtafuckinnowhere.
Sebastian Murphy
>hits his crew members >comes to blows with frenchies >thinks seafood tastes better when it's afraid
Hunter Wilson
chicagoland was madness, they got really lucky nothing serious happened
Brandon Myers
He would've posted straight social media, but he didn't want you to feel left out, user! Nice double dubs, by the way.
Noah Baker
>Newgarden >bad guy GO BACK TO WHERE YOU CAME FROM
Kevin Anderson
good guys: sato, sbass, pagenaud bad guys: power, marco antihero: rossi, dixon
Ryan Long
rossi is gay
rossi is a fag
rossi is a pussy
rossi is a meme
Cameron Gutierrez
Good guys: power pagenaud newgarden seabass graham Bad guys: rossi marco carpenter kanan hinch
Lincoln Watson
Las Vegas asphalt has aged, the bumps in 1 and 2 are more severe plus the current aero package. 2019 indy would race good there
Carter Adams
samefag detected
Lucas Perez
rossi is an arrogant cunt but i appreciate that in a driver. indy AMX
Owen Mitchell
I don't really even care that much about him I just think it's hilarious how much he triggers you guys
Lincoln Hill
Can we all agree that Rossi is the villain we'd like to see win?
Jack Lewis
>forgets Josef
I really don't understand. He used to be regarded as the courageous fuckup in Indycar. The only difference is now he doesn't fuckup. Why does everyone forget he exists right up until the moment he wins a race?
Easton Russell
you can be an arrogant cunt without being a faggot and Rossi is not proof of this
Ayden Russell
indy AMX without all the talent or charisma
Jacob Powell
yes. too bad we wont see anyone win until tomorrow
how many drivers piss themselves during this race after that long wait you think
Logan Diaz
They haven't shortened the race have they?
Levi Sanders
5 lap shootout
Levi Reyes
damn, race starting so late is basically a sunday morning race at this point.
Julian Morris
>not having a direct bladder to automated release valve catheter system like robowickens
Jack Flores
Yes, it's time certain now. The race was only scheduled to run until 10pm, so the final running order will be the same as how they qualified. They will run one lap under green/yellow to make the race official, then they will show the checkered flag.
Jordan Howard
Penske wins again. You can go to sleep now.
Jaxson Gutierrez
Where are you? Cancun?
Nathan Campbell
SATOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Brandon Myers
Thanks to you from across the international date line
David Davis
i think pagenaud needs some coffee, too late for the old man
Lincoln Allen
S A T O A T O
Nathaniel Adams
You fucking assholes. I would believe it to. Is there a better livestream?
Parker Morris
dumb boomer
Jordan Davis
nah, but its almost 11 by now.
Andrew Price
how many cars will finish on the lead lap?
Cameron Cooper
>SAGE
Isaiah Cooper
Stay mad babes Don't steal my shit from the LivePD bread.
Id watch the shit out of a motosports version of the XFL. Rain tires on ovals, no FIA bs for blocking, standardized chassis but allow for ride height/wing/suspension adjustments, a not-fucked points system. Even if the cars were like 33% slower it would still be great.
Pagenaud is my favorite and I want him to win. I think he's sleepy tonight.
Camden Ross
god fucking damnit pagenaud
Noah Bailey
Marshall Pruett mentioned in a recent podcast that they're seriously trying to get an Indycar game made. I honestly want Codemasters to do it as long as they're enthusiastic, F1 2019 is pretty damn good the same thing with the cars and tracks would be good as long as they get the ovals right
Leo Hall
>rossi about to get lapped OH NO NO NO NO NO NO
Jaxson Reed
Sato needs to toss his gloves for some duh bree
Alexander Richardson
>championship top 2 about to fight on track COMMERCIAL TIME FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK
might be too short idk. Graham said before he would love to run there. I dont think nascar wants indy running at any of its marquee tracks though desu
Daniel Mitchell
FUCK YOU JAP
Landon Cox
even the xfinity series is more exciting
Ryder Wilson
an indycar at bristol would be like the gforce machine at nasa
Angel Watson
its like 2am why are you even showing commercials the only people watching are autistic fans
Carter Brooks
GOD FUCK DAMNIT SATO AHHHHHHHH MY FANTASY RACE WAS GOING GREAT FUCK YOU
Aiden James
SATO WRECKS THANK GOD
Matthew Rogers
dud get off the ritalin.
Brody Clark
>:(
Christian Campbell
this is nbc bud lmao no
Matthew Parker
sato, despite having a great race, takes one for the team to save the night. Based Takuma
Eli Ortiz
>might be too short idk I was wondering about that. But the last NASCAR race at Bristol was pretty empty so maybe another event would help them out.
Caleb Edwards
KARAM'D
Kayden Morris
What do you guys think are must have features? I'd like a career mode that takes you through the lower tier series, weather effects on road courses, superspeedway and road course aero package differences. Maybe a retro mode where you take out old 50's cars. Or a team owner mode where you have to try and sweet talk new sponsors and try to maintain them based off of your performance.
Jacob Cox
This shit is on, I;m fucking balasted
Oliver Allen
karam wrecked the fuck out of sato god damnit fuck you sage
Whatever spic shithole your stream is coming from has Fox
Sebastian Thompson
Why is the last race worth double points? Is it longer than usual?
Dominic James
idk what the fuck you're watching user but its not the US broadcast of this race, indy is exclusively on nbc the next few years
Robert Watson
go to bed boomer facebook tourist
Sebastian White
really trying not to give back ticket sales keke
>The race resumed at 12:40 a.m. ET
Angel Stewart
you're watching an illegal stream from some shithole that's why there's so many golf and f1 and soccer commercials, Americans don't care about that crap lol
Brayden Jackson
To avoid the possibility of the championship being wrapped up before the finale
Ayden Richardson
california law requires races be double points
Bentley Myers
just a meme to make sure the championship isn't decided until the finale. kinda sucks because laguna seca is a shit track and will be a parade
just focus on the racing, maybe your own team with sponsor stuff, but leave all the special events, the autistic upgrades and all that shit out for now, historic cars might be too much to start it's fox sports asia
Michael Scott
Welp Rossi's race is pretty much done. Time for damage control. fuck
Ayden Collins
im on the east time zone and glad they are doing this shit tonight. saturday so i can stay up all night if need be
James Martinez
how;d they all get on the lead lap?? wave around, did they not pit at all?
Lucas Clark
I don't see what's so bad about clenching it early. An individual race still matters on its own.
Gavin Gonzalez
he made that pack look like it was standing still
Josiah Smith
I'd be happy as long as everything is reasonably accurate to the dynamics that go on in the real races. F1 2019 does a good job of that
Carter Allen
glad as well so it doesn't fuck nascar tomorrow
Levi Gray
god i want an /indy/ gf
Brandon Sanders
wait nevermind i though he was a lap down
Brandon Sanchez
marco almost just took out 8 cars at once with his incompetency
Jordan Ward
hopefully the 2am finish people start to hill the wall.
Dylan Nelson
>""""sage"""" karam
Nathaniel Fisher
>only 94 laps to go wtf race moving too fast
Nicholas Rodriguez
trust me most of us agree its a shitty gimmick. at least its better than playoffs i guess