>Main card (ESPN at 9 p.m. ET)
Rafael dos Anjos vs. Leon Edwards
Aleksei Oleinik vs. Walt Harris
Greg Hardy vs. Juan Adams
James Vick vs. Dan Hooker
Alexander Hernandez vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Andrei Arlovski vs. Ben Rothwell
>Preliminaries (ESPN at 6 p.m. ET)
Alex Caceres vs. Steven Peterson
Raquel Pennington vs. Irene Aldana
Sam Alvey vs. Klidson Abreu
Roxanne Modafferi vs. Jennifer Maia
Ray Borg vs. Gabriel Silva
Mario Bautista vs. Jin Soo Son
Domingo Pilarte vs. Felipe Colares
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July 20, 2019 - 22:00
Schaub is God
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July 20, 2019 - 22:00
Greg Hardy vs. Juan Adams????
July 20, 2019 - 22:01
Who did you bet on tonight?
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July 20, 2019 - 22:02
no one is fighting, calm down Sally
July 20, 2019 - 22:02
How many bings till the fites start
July 20, 2019 - 22:03
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July 20, 2019 - 22:03
Which one of you is aspchad on crackstreams
July 20, 2019 - 22:04
it's a shame he's a square outside the cage
July 20, 2019 - 22:05
should have started already
July 20, 2019 - 22:05
Most lucrative bet of the night?
July 20, 2019 - 22:05
I miss good Anthony Pettis and Robbie Lawler. Fuck this nuUFC with habib and Woodlie.
Holy shit that bum Edwards no name got a main card headline? Wow! That bong that sucks his balls must be on cloud 9!
RDA gonna blanket him to a boring decision.
July 20, 2019 - 22:06
Friendly reminder to stay hydrated, and do your gacha dailies.
July 20, 2019 - 22:06
Texas events have a good history of odd things happening
July 20, 2019 - 22:07
Thoughts on tonight's overall card? More stacked than I thought it'd be.
July 20, 2019 - 22:07
I think you'd be surprised how well Edwards would do in a straight wrestling match against RDA
July 20, 2019 - 22:07
Yeah it's really good compared to both last week's card and the upcoming UFC 240 card.
July 20, 2019 - 22:08
Unironically better than the next PPV card
July 20, 2019 - 22:08
"not mad at it" "theres some straight killers on there"
July 20, 2019 - 22:08
>3 heavyweights on main >no pissbreaks Wow a decent Disney card!
July 20, 2019 - 22:08
>SUBREDDIT EVADING FILTERS
July 20, 2019 - 22:09
Tonight's commentary
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July 20, 2019 - 22:09
>Dom commentating on a shit card
Yikes. This might be a bad one, guys.
July 20, 2019 - 22:10
Blacks have narrow hips. Not good for grappling.
RDA is going to easily control him on the ground. Huehuehue
July 20, 2019 - 22:10
production is a mess so far
July 20, 2019 - 22:10
Oh god
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July 20, 2019 - 22:10
>it's another 'underhooks' episode >no color or play by play guy Kek, it's two filler guys doing all the commentary? Dom gonna look Anik sound good.
July 20, 2019 - 22:11
When were the "New Unified Rules" ratified? 2016?
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July 20, 2019 - 22:11
Modern classic incoming
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July 20, 2019 - 22:11
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July 20, 2019 - 22:12
Our first fight of the night Here! We! GO!
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July 20, 2019 - 22:12
Yes, but still bad.
Get fucking Bas Ruten back.
July 20, 2019 - 22:12
This kind of spooked me out.
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July 20, 2019 - 22:12
Thank God ausanon is here
July 20, 2019 - 22:13
gf wants to go to Vegas or New York on our America trip. I wanna go to Texas.
who has the best brisket?
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July 20, 2019 - 22:13
Idk, ngannou has the widest hips at hw, he could be a niglet birthing machine if he wanted to
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July 20, 2019 - 22:13
Please no, not fucking Cruz
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July 20, 2019 - 22:13
your girlfriend does m8 ;-)
July 20, 2019 - 22:15
They're pretty big, but he also has massive love handles, dude got lucky with the ab genetics at high BF%.
July 20, 2019 - 22:15
My opinion on tonight's first two minutes: zzzzzzzzzzz
That is all.
July 20, 2019 - 22:16
Shut up cazzie *footstomps you*
July 20, 2019 - 22:17
Not enough suplexing going on
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July 20, 2019 - 22:17
Thank you leaf, sorry I’m retarded
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July 20, 2019 - 22:17
Vegas used to have great BBQ. Place called Rollin’ Smoke. Used to be an amazing all you can eat BBQ place. Then, the assholes from that Pawn Stars show bought it and the food quality has gone way down, less stuff on the menu, and no all you can eat anymore.
July 20, 2019 - 22:18
>jew york >jew vegas >southern retards Kansas City. Come to the midwest and enjoy copious amounts of beer and hospitality
July 20, 2019 - 22:19
>leaf nigguh just HOW retarded are you?
July 20, 2019 - 22:19
Under the new rules that would have been a 10-8
July 20, 2019 - 22:19
What's the point of two threads?
July 20, 2019 - 22:19
no don't. fuck foreigners
July 20, 2019 - 22:20
NY has good brisket but its not BBQ
July 20, 2019 - 22:20
>Come to the midwest lmao no way
July 20, 2019 - 22:21
>the absolute state of my brain and reading the correct posts Jesus I’m retarded
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July 20, 2019 - 22:21
Whats the point of your life?
July 20, 2019 - 22:21
I'm glad Trevor is with us tonight
July 20, 2019 - 22:21
"Pilarte" and "Colares" sound like the two most made-up spic names I ever heard.
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July 20, 2019 - 22:22
Trevor why are you in Canada?
July 20, 2019 - 22:23
Good I’m not talking to you. We don’t like brown people here
July 20, 2019 - 22:23
stop smoking so much weed user
July 20, 2019 - 22:24
So this will be live on tv on ESPN?
July 20, 2019 - 22:24
Cruz could diagnose me with cancer and I'd still just yawn in his face whilst he was saying it
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July 20, 2019 - 22:25
Bobson Dugnutt heems prime Mike Truk
July 20, 2019 - 22:25
pilarte's striking is weird and shitty
July 20, 2019 - 22:25
How can a professional athlete who is 6' even make 61kg
July 20, 2019 - 22:25
tradition
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July 20, 2019 - 22:26
>submission clearly not locked in >"That's deep, ladies and gentlemen."
Dom is fucking retarded. Just like when he said Andrade couldn't slam Rose, then slammed her less than two seconds later.
July 20, 2019 - 22:26
I wanna heem that twink doing the voiceover on those Clamato commercials,
July 20, 2019 - 22:27
how do these fuckers get in the UFC? i get it he's a grappler but seriously, this dude is going to get knocked out by a front kick one day
July 20, 2019 - 22:27
Can't wait until his comeback fight and it goes like Silva vs Cannonier
July 20, 2019 - 22:27
/heem/ is /heem/ this is the thread for the ufc event, it's not hard
July 20, 2019 - 22:27
Ref is an imbecile. People shit on Herb but at least he reminds fighters of elbows and strikes to the back of the head
July 20, 2019 - 22:27
DC > Felder > Bisping > Cruz and that's that
July 20, 2019 - 22:27
>Owie
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July 20, 2019 - 22:27
its weird he must lying about his height, because he should look auschwitz status
July 20, 2019 - 22:28
>he doesn't mute during commercial break
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July 20, 2019 - 22:28
Where does Hardy come into your list?
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July 20, 2019 - 22:28
Anik and Cruz thought Pilarte is up 2-0?
July 20, 2019 - 22:29
he seems a bit robotic I like my guy to have a bit of humour about him Bisping has that edge over Felder but I prefer Yank accents to Manchester accents
I'd prob put Hardy before Cruz
July 20, 2019 - 22:30
>Glenallen Mixon >Willie Dustice >Dean Wesrey
Those legit sound like they could be old school HoF players.
July 20, 2019 - 22:31
29-28 to the Brazilian in my opinion
July 20, 2019 - 22:32
Colares won that round on strikes
July 20, 2019 - 22:32
Someone please clip that brazilian having a tantrum
July 20, 2019 - 22:33
>that chimp out in the end
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July 20, 2019 - 22:33
This crackstream chat is Yea Forums incarnate.
July 20, 2019 - 22:34
Anyone here own fight pass? Worth?
July 20, 2019 - 22:34
>practice jiu jitsu and takedown defense for 3 years and nullify 15 years of jiu jitsu and wrestling expertise
July 20, 2019 - 22:34
This. dude was sperging out in the last 20 seconds.
July 20, 2019 - 22:34
was it a robbery? I wasn't watching
July 20, 2019 - 22:35
>crying after a shit victory
What a fag
July 20, 2019 - 22:35
It's not really a robbery but you can tell the judges gave him the 2nd round because of the last 30 seconds.
July 20, 2019 - 22:35
You are seriously the most based poster on heem friend
July 20, 2019 - 22:36
Not a robbery but I'm still pretty surprised how it was scored.
July 20, 2019 - 22:37
kek i wish he got the choke
July 20, 2019 - 22:37
they both deserved to lose
July 20, 2019 - 22:37
based webm aussie is back where were you last week?
July 20, 2019 - 22:37
if you don't own it, ya ain't a fucking fight fan
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July 20, 2019 - 22:37
would you rather be Chinese, Japanese or Korean?
I think Korean would be cool if they didn't have to work 17 hours per day.
July 20, 2019 - 22:38
Why is bautista the underdog?
July 20, 2019 - 22:39
It was like a down syndrome's tantrum, he even made noise.
July 20, 2019 - 22:39
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July 20, 2019 - 22:39
Because china-man is a savage.
July 20, 2019 - 22:39
Card was too shit to wake up for
July 20, 2019 - 22:40
Thats what i was thinking
July 20, 2019 - 22:40
Thai, gimme ladybois and monks dawg
July 20, 2019 - 22:41
Absolutely no way this roided little protoss loses
July 20, 2019 - 22:41
Bautista is from my hometown and I still hope he gets heemed
July 20, 2019 - 22:41
based and sleep pilled
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July 20, 2019 - 22:41
you missed literally nothing
July 20, 2019 - 22:42
Tokyo seems based tbqh
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July 20, 2019 - 22:43
how are asian fighters so based?
July 20, 2019 - 22:43
I've watched Thai girl (actual girl) porn and ladyboy porn. The ladyboys have emotion on their faces whilst getting fucked meanwhile the actual girls look dead inside as if they don't want to be there? Wonder why that is.
July 20, 2019 - 22:43
starting to have my doubts about the chink, he's slipping
July 20, 2019 - 22:44
>He isn't a Japanese girl
laughingschoolgirls.xcf
July 20, 2019 - 22:45
larger talent pool, more competition
July 20, 2019 - 22:45
Do you fellas listen to any music when you watch a card? If so, what do you fellas jam out to?
July 20, 2019 - 22:46
COME ON YELLOW MAN HEEM THIS BUM
July 20, 2019 - 22:46
Face the pain 200% bass boosted
July 20, 2019 - 22:46
>Benson Henderson in the corner remember when he was relevant?
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July 20, 2019 - 22:47
>not listening to hear how hard the hits land Caz
July 20, 2019 - 22:47
wtf are you guys talking about
July 20, 2019 - 22:47
you're a fat balding white man who wishes he was a japanese girl
July 20, 2019 - 22:47
Sandstorm and Pride theme on repeat.
July 20, 2019 - 22:47
the cowboy p3 commercial makes me want to heem myself
July 20, 2019 - 22:47
Ive been listening to a lot of dutch hardstyle lately
July 20, 2019 - 22:47
Turbocazziest thing I've ever read
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July 20, 2019 - 22:48
Coldplay (I am NOT a faggot) Coldplay is based and would be my walkout song
youtube.com /watch?v=y7Ob2ltW_wM
July 20, 2019 - 22:48
>Coldplay (I am NOT a faggot) You know what you are, faggot.
July 20, 2019 - 22:49
Fugg, thought I was going to see an arm bend the wrong way.
July 20, 2019 - 22:49
He was a complete faggot who only point fought. His last good fight was against Thatch. Thank god RDA and Pettis got rid of him.
July 20, 2019 - 22:49
based
buff correll is Tony Ferguson if he didn't find MMA
July 20, 2019 - 22:49
Buakaw is one of the greatest fighters ever
July 20, 2019 - 22:49
I listen to this on every card. Not even meming.
youtu.be /cwhLueAWItA
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July 20, 2019 - 22:49
Is that what your husband plays when he butt fucks you m8?
July 20, 2019 - 22:50
I havent seen a bad prelim card yet, these guys are bringing it
July 20, 2019 - 22:51
think /heem/ has a toxic masculinity problem
July 20, 2019 - 22:51
First ever shoulderstrike heem in the Yoofsee incoming, screencap this.
July 20, 2019 - 22:52
Most MMA fans do, especially on /heem/.
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July 20, 2019 - 22:52
I'd heem you wyboi and sacrifice you to tlaloc
July 20, 2019 - 22:52
He showed so much heart in his debut surviving that knee.
July 20, 2019 - 22:52
yeah totally true b, thais, koreans, chinese, basically the same thing haha
July 20, 2019 - 22:52
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Anytime its a spic and korean the fight gets spicy as fuk
July 20, 2019 - 22:52
Fuck USADA
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July 20, 2019 - 22:53
can cruz fuck off and die already would honestly prefer listening to anyone else try to call a fight
July 20, 2019 - 22:53
Everything, go back to bed.
July 20, 2019 - 22:53
Gassed is swinging is overrated
July 20, 2019 - 22:53
Write a blog post, birdie
July 20, 2019 - 22:54
Do you guys think that Arlovski still has it or should he retire and get a reconstructive surgery on his nose?
July 20, 2019 - 22:54
Surely this is the end of Slob
July 20, 2019 - 22:54
Believe it or not, Muay Thai competitions pull talent from most asian countries thus making the talent pool extend further
July 20, 2019 - 22:56
>pillow fisted swang and bang
July 20, 2019 - 22:57
2-1 son but you know hes gonna get robbed
July 20, 2019 - 22:57
yeh bro haha, buakaw vs that chinese guy was the GOAT fight
July 20, 2019 - 22:58
why don't mma fighters get chin surgeries so the chin is a way smaller target and you basicly can't get ko'd?
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July 20, 2019 - 22:58
>"call him Chin Soo Son"
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July 20, 2019 - 22:58
Bautista clearly won those last two rounds
July 20, 2019 - 22:58
its funny how empty the arena is they are keeping the lights down super low
July 20, 2019 - 22:58
IF YOU DIDNT LIKE THAT FIGHT GET THE FUCK OFF MY /HEEM/
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July 20, 2019 - 22:59
They earned every penny of the $12,000 show money
July 20, 2019 - 22:59
wonder what would be going through Schaub's brain if he turned on CSPAN or something
July 20, 2019 - 23:00
>the confidence is brewing out of you anik is cte'd now?
July 20, 2019 - 23:00
its the prelims u noob, who tf wants to sit in an arena for like 6 hours
July 20, 2019 - 23:00
He could literally steamroll the entire UFC lightweight roster in a year barely taking any damage
July 20, 2019 - 23:01
MMA just doesn't excite me anymore. Wtf is wrong with me.. I have no interest in watching tonight but i have nothing else to do.
July 20, 2019 - 23:01
it's san antonio it's not like there's better shit to do
July 20, 2019 - 23:01
>Brazilian wins on decision >no interview >Bautista wins on a decision >gets an interview
hmm
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July 20, 2019 - 23:02
i know bro, like, his grappling is sooo underrated haha
July 20, 2019 - 23:02
Latent, post adolescent, homosexuality is what it sounds like
July 20, 2019 - 23:02
same shit over and over again
July 20, 2019 - 23:02
I did, it was fucking sweet. Always get there early so you can heckle the most
July 20, 2019 - 23:02
i wouldn't just take everyone in this thread down, i'd keep them down.
July 20, 2019 - 23:02
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July 20, 2019 - 23:03
Do I have nachos or just have some biscuits?
July 20, 2019 - 23:03
Im still mad Cejudo saved the flyweight division
July 20, 2019 - 23:03
Tazmexican Devil is the worst nickname of all time
July 20, 2019 - 23:03
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July 20, 2019 - 23:04
Ray Borg should get a job he's actually good at
July 20, 2019 - 23:04
you can get burnout don't watch every single fight if you're losing interest and only focus on the main cards
I did it with soccer I watched the English/French/Spanish/German/Italian leagues in one single season and it was so much overload it literally killed my love for it and now I'm cazzie tier sad
July 20, 2019 - 23:04
Brazilians are all fags, they didn't want to risk one them tearing into Dom's twink ass
July 20, 2019 - 23:04
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July 20, 2019 - 23:04
imagine only getting paid that to do that imagine being on the regional circuit and doing the same for 1/4 of that
July 20, 2019 - 23:04
take up mma betting.
it makes every match exciting. You dont even have to bet much
July 20, 2019 - 23:04
/ourgirl/ Roxy's fight is next after this one
July 20, 2019 - 23:04
Fur shure B, grappling is so powerful >one of the best grapplers ever gets KO'd in 5 seconds by a cholo
July 20, 2019 - 23:05
Stop stuffing your face fattie
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July 20, 2019 - 23:05
EVERYONE LAUGH AT THIS GUY HE SAVED THE THUMBNAIL AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA
July 20, 2019 - 23:05
Where's the burger who posts free parlay money bets, unlucky on the faber fight.
July 20, 2019 - 23:05
Bro I've not eaten in like 10 years just help me out here OK
Biscuits or nachos?
July 20, 2019 - 23:06
>saved it's still gonna die mi amigo They've been cutting flyweights since January, they haven't signed a SINGLE flyweight in 2019, there aren't enough flyweights to even make up the rankings (10 + Cejudo). The only evidence of 125 not dying is Benavidez getting a 4 fight contract at the end of 2018 for some reason.
Maybe that's because his wife works for the UFC though. Look at the fight we're watching right now. Ray Borg read the writing on the wall and he jumped up to 135, following Khabib's cousin and Sergio Pettis's footsteps.
July 20, 2019 - 23:06
stop bullying me I thought they were webm
July 20, 2019 - 23:06
Our UFC San Antonio 2019 Early Prelims Headliner of the night
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July 20, 2019 - 23:07
smoke break after this fight lads
July 20, 2019 - 23:07
>they haven't signed a SINGLE flyweight in 2019 they just re-signed Moreno bro
July 20, 2019 - 23:07
Daily reminder Ray Borg's baby son is sick so we all have to root for him.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:07
oh you're here on time huh
July 20, 2019 - 23:08
don't u think shes cute
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July 20, 2019 - 23:08
im going with the american...usa usa usa
July 20, 2019 - 23:08
it was only banter sorry bro
July 20, 2019 - 23:08
>Early Prelims Headliner of the night early prelims was the first two Now we're on BT Sport and ESPN so it's the nadir of the non-early prelims.
July 20, 2019 - 23:08
Same desu last time I remember really giving a shit and being excited was Nog-Couture and it peaked there for a couple years. Now it’s just going through the motions watching cards
July 20, 2019 - 23:09
brainlet hehe savelet hehe
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July 20, 2019 - 23:09
Hydrocephalus isn't incurable, I'm starting to suspect that Jon Anik doesn't even have a medical degree.
July 20, 2019 - 23:09
>erick silvas brother neat
July 20, 2019 - 23:09
She looks like an alien with her fucked up eyes to face ratio.. Also her smile/regular face is one of the weirdest things i've ever seen.
July 20, 2019 - 23:10
Really need a Greg Hardy ko win for the seething that will ensue
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July 20, 2019 - 23:10
there were no early prelims. it was all on espn.
July 20, 2019 - 23:10
It's the shit, I was at the heeming of Stipe in the top row. They got screens everywhere so its really no different than being at home. Me and a British bro where talking shit the whole time. I would recommend it man, it's fun
July 20, 2019 - 23:10
Those ulzzang dolls make my dick hard
July 20, 2019 - 23:11
oh good god no no NOOOOOOOOOOO 125 HAS TO DIE REEEEEE
Hopefully it's a one off to placate the Mexicans
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July 20, 2019 - 23:11
greg hardy becoming champion would be the best timeline for seethe
July 20, 2019 - 23:11
Anik is a genuine retard, Dom is a autistic spaz, and rogan is a nut-riding homosexual.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:11
*wins in life and inside the cage*
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July 20, 2019 - 23:12
we didn't get the first two
July 20, 2019 - 23:13
Isn't this the same guy that tried to get conor in trouble for throwing the dolly ?
July 20, 2019 - 23:13
lads i'm falling asleep already wtf
tips on staying awake?
July 20, 2019 - 23:13
i don't have any friends so i guess i'm just going to be heemposting in public like a clown
July 20, 2019 - 23:13
I thought my boy danis was above dating goys
July 20, 2019 - 23:13
Fucking why? You have hot women in your country.
July 20, 2019 - 23:13
Has there ever been a worse commentator team in all of MMA other than this current UFC one?
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July 20, 2019 - 23:14
From fighting for a title to fighting Erick Silva's brother on the prelims
This is the life of Ray Borg
July 20, 2019 - 23:14
Armenians are ugly hairy motherfuckers
July 20, 2019 - 23:14
How many more bums does he have to slay to get his ufc contract?
July 20, 2019 - 23:14
That bikini bottom, hnnnng
Cocaína
July 20, 2019 - 23:14
Her subscribers HATE that she's dating him because they think he's a "dick" or abusive.
July 20, 2019 - 23:14
Girl goats? I mean where the fuck is Kyrgyzstan?
July 20, 2019 - 23:15
I had a russian-korean gf, so I'm very biased
July 20, 2019 - 23:15
all my so-call fren only like me so that they can fuck my wife....i hear them in her bedroom now
July 20, 2019 - 23:15
Dom is memeing at this point
July 20, 2019 - 23:15
In many ways, yes. But ultimately? No.
July 20, 2019 - 23:16
>Dick
yes
>abusive
doubt it, he's just a major douchebag who is fine riding on the coat-tails of McGregor. His one minute of fame is pretty much fading day by day.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:16
Think cute eurasians with blue eyes.
July 20, 2019 - 23:16
Is the guillotine the least effective sub ever?
July 20, 2019 - 23:16
yes of course, stop being a whiney faggot
July 20, 2019 - 23:16
okay thanks... did you guys get your ship back...if not ill call trump for you
July 20, 2019 - 23:16
Did you hear Bisping call Aspen Ladd fat on his podcast? "She looks like she hasn't done a sit up in her life" He's such a bastard.
July 20, 2019 - 23:17
Ask Cub Swanson when he fought Brian Ortega.
July 20, 2019 - 23:17
my 5in pee pee is to tiny for her delicious ass
July 20, 2019 - 23:17
Some YouTube girl, I forgot her channel exactly. It's like a makeup/vlog channel and pretty popular. If you search Danis gf you can probably find it.
July 20, 2019 - 23:17
Blue eyes? 2000 years ago, maybe.
July 20, 2019 - 23:17
do you think aliens gamble on earthling sports?
July 20, 2019 - 23:18
That sounds pretty nice to be quite honest.
Listen Mr.Lizard fucker, I was simply stating what I thought.
July 20, 2019 - 23:18
i like bisbong in general but he's trash at commentary
July 20, 2019 - 23:18
I'm ready for some bangers
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July 20, 2019 - 23:18
Ben rothwell vs Andrei arlovski? What is this a 2009 king of the cage card?
July 20, 2019 - 23:18
>omg these grappling transitions are incredible!!1!
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July 20, 2019 - 23:18
>almost like a diego sanchez style/pace
July 20, 2019 - 23:19
its the terrible announcers not the fighter
July 20, 2019 - 23:19
So your people are all goat molesters?
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July 20, 2019 - 23:19
Not gonna lie this is a pretty spicy manlet battle even though they both suck its an even matchup
July 20, 2019 - 23:19
Saw a lot of girls with blue and green eyes. jewjitsu bullshit
July 20, 2019 - 23:19
Thanks. She looked familiar, but wasn’t sure why.
July 20, 2019 - 23:19
It killed tens of thousands during the French Revolution. I blame the modern unified rules.
July 20, 2019 - 23:19
>cartridges and edibles When you can't even get high like a non-basedfag.
July 20, 2019 - 23:20
>3 decisions in a row GET RID OF THE LITTLE MEN
July 20, 2019 - 23:20
Streaming this @@@@@@@@@@
BASEDSTREAM.COM BASEDSTREAM.COM BASEDSTREAM.COM
July 20, 2019 - 23:20
19-19 going into the third round
July 20, 2019 - 23:20
fuck man,i'm tired..this shit is putting me to sleep
July 20, 2019 - 23:20
I took a nap earlier in preparation for this.
July 20, 2019 - 23:21
This is why people dislike dwarf fights. Even if they're exciting they have little repercussions because they're so god damn small.
July 20, 2019 - 23:21
>cryz calling him "whitman" lol
July 20, 2019 - 23:22
just had my good morning smoke and first beer of the day. going to make some bacon and eggs during the roxie fight
July 20, 2019 - 23:22
roasties seething
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July 20, 2019 - 23:22
The espn deal has got the UFC trotting out these literal who fighters on shitty tv cards. They're gonna have to go to the local YMCA to start filling out these cards
July 20, 2019 - 23:22
I want to go easier on my lungs, I smoked flowers way too long and don't wanna spend money on vaporizer. I'd probably be puking it all THANK FUCK ANIL AND CRUZ AND NOT DIPSHIT BISPING AND FITZGERALD
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July 20, 2019 - 23:23
Based. I got my indica and sativa vape pens, but no edibles tonight. Maybe I'll order some up...
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July 20, 2019 - 23:23
why do people drink alcohol
i just feel bad and sweaty and i want to lie down not watch fights
July 20, 2019 - 23:23
Cause it's relaxing. In fact now I wanna crack open a coldie.
July 20, 2019 - 23:24
Because we're trying to numb ourselves.
July 20, 2019 - 23:24
me too man I like grappling as well, maybe it's just the time here though, half 12 in the morning
July 20, 2019 - 23:24
The word bantamweight implies incompetency
July 20, 2019 - 23:24
Did ESPN tell Rogan to stop doing Fight Companions?
July 20, 2019 - 23:25
it gets better after puberty
July 20, 2019 - 23:25
wtf is this. I wan't to see bangers.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:25
any webm of borg switching the grappling in the 2nd round? From that point on it's been all Borg
July 20, 2019 - 23:25
Nothing else to do. Makes the cold more bearable.
July 20, 2019 - 23:25
ITS OVER HEEM
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July 20, 2019 - 23:25
>6 fights on main event till 6am Shant be staying up lads, hope none of you brits are actually staying up till 6am for this card. Watch it in the morning is based.
July 20, 2019 - 23:25
addicting personailty, plus its better to go to sleep drunk, no uneccesary voices telling you your life sucks
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
ray borg is such a fucking faggot
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
Wrestlefucking like a welterweight in there.
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
Last night's Rough n Rowdy was way better than this crap.
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
>underage b& I drink because it makes people interesting desu
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
they should call it WHITEland, because of the snow
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
are you asian because most people don't feel sick from a drink unless they have an enzyme deficiency
July 20, 2019 - 23:26
yeeeah me thinks the same garbage fights ecept of steroid hardy
July 20, 2019 - 23:27
>Ortega has replaced Stipe on the Modelo commercial
yikes I'm sad now
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July 20, 2019 - 23:27
Ray Borg is the most boring fighter on the roster.
July 20, 2019 - 23:27
Streaming this over @@@@@@@
Basedstream com Basedstream com
Click sherk
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July 20, 2019 - 23:27
why are they interviewing this piece of shit after a terrible decision victory
July 20, 2019 - 23:27
>modelo negro rascist much?
July 20, 2019 - 23:27
Based. I bought a blue dream cart myself last weekend, relaxes me like nothing else
July 20, 2019 - 23:28
better than uggo negro I guess
July 20, 2019 - 23:28
Borg lost round 1 and 2 and did absolutely nothing once he had any positions. Good for his kid I guess
July 20, 2019 - 23:28
Is borg a gay homosexual?
July 20, 2019 - 23:28
>Stipe
Nobody cares about REM anymore.
July 20, 2019 - 23:28
great guy desu. even the most bitter incel can respect borg
July 20, 2019 - 23:29
>beats a nobody >cries get this faggot out of here
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July 20, 2019 - 23:29
You sound like a pussy. Your father should have introduced you to alcohol at a young age, you obviously didn't have one around. Stick to onions milk.
July 20, 2019 - 23:29
>This win is for all you nig parents rascist much?
July 20, 2019 - 23:29
THIS FIGHT'S FOR ALL YOU NIG-
July 20, 2019 - 23:29
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July 20, 2019 - 23:29
we're supposed to be inspired because this subhuman has a retard son due to his own weak genetics
July 20, 2019 - 23:30
Americans are bad at drinking beer anyway
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July 20, 2019 - 23:30
Legitimate thought he was going for that one word.
July 20, 2019 - 23:30
Ask your parents what its like
July 20, 2019 - 23:31
>roxautist coming up Time for a mandatory extended shit break, lads.
Based.
July 20, 2019 - 23:31
why are you all so hateful
July 20, 2019 - 23:31
Modafferi is strangely hot in a way
July 20, 2019 - 23:31
>These two trolls Miss me yet haters?
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July 20, 2019 - 23:31
What word might that be, friend?
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July 20, 2019 - 23:31
Americans are so terrified of a mere word, fucking lmao.
July 20, 2019 - 23:31
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July 20, 2019 - 23:31
thank you based Australia
July 20, 2019 - 23:31
I live in Chicago and literally have never seen someone drink a samuel adams of any type
July 20, 2019 - 23:32
I DID IT BOYS, RETIREMENT SOON
kek
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July 20, 2019 - 23:32
>Holloway >Greatest of all time >Just lost
July 20, 2019 - 23:32
OH NO NO NO NO Literally uglier than most traps, get your fucking head outta your ass Sven.
July 20, 2019 - 23:32
you're strangely wrong in every way
July 20, 2019 - 23:32
I think the same. She looks like a lesbian I studied with too
July 20, 2019 - 23:32
What are you talking about. They are drinking genuine Belgian beer.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:33
NO ESCAPE CAN YOU STEP TO THIS
July 20, 2019 - 23:33
First time I saw her I legit thought she was autistic, and I was right
July 20, 2019 - 23:33
Modafferri is supposed to be some kind of scholar of the sport but she consistently sucks why is this
July 20, 2019 - 23:33
Welcome in the Roxy era ladies & gentlemen
July 20, 2019 - 23:33
well Illinois is more than Chicago negro
July 20, 2019 - 23:33
TIME TO END THIS SUFFERING
July 20, 2019 - 23:33
INTO PIECES
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July 20, 2019 - 23:34
best beer is carling any non-carling drinkers who have the misforunte of bumping into me get heemed
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July 20, 2019 - 23:34
>brazilian too fat to make weight top kek
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
What do you guys think Roxanne smells like after a fight?
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRR
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
this ones gunna be tough to watch lads
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July 20, 2019 - 23:35
I bet the only way to get into Team Gaethje is to have bad eyesight
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
she's been around for over a decade and she consistently wins more than she loses
it's that simple
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
I would let jennifer Maia abuse me and call me mean things
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
Press B to beg Dern to come back and clean up the mess that is wmma.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:35
You drank too much. Never exceed 3 beers.
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
She's ugly but fuckable. Don't ever say she's hot.
July 20, 2019 - 23:35
I don't wanna see Roxy get heemed, boiz..
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July 20, 2019 - 23:35
That chart is way off. It's gotta be tilted somehow. I've lived on both coasts and the south (7 states total) and have never seen people drinking those beers more than others. Now that I look at it again, it looks like it's a chart with only the 6 beers listed, so that probably makes sense.
July 20, 2019 - 23:36
America has the best beer in the world.
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July 20, 2019 - 23:36
I've only had 2 shots along with 1 slice of pizza.
July 20, 2019 - 23:36
you could see her squinting at the start why doesnt she wear contacts
July 20, 2019 - 23:37
ISSSSSSO
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July 20, 2019 - 23:37
Blue moon is pretty tasty tbf but most actual Belgian beer shits on it
July 20, 2019 - 23:37
Fuck she is legit blind now
July 20, 2019 - 23:37
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July 20, 2019 - 23:37
WHAT CAN'T BE DONE I'LL DO MYSELF
July 20, 2019 - 23:37
don't question my map fucker
July 20, 2019 - 23:37
was just about to say its goose island and white claw in Chi
July 20, 2019 - 23:38
hype
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July 20, 2019 - 23:38
That's where you're wrong. Everything else is irrelevant.
July 20, 2019 - 23:38
Drinking lessens the reality that I’m still alive
July 20, 2019 - 23:38
Imagine the olfactory sensations
July 20, 2019 - 23:39
hah nice a standing crucifix for a half second
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July 20, 2019 - 23:39
I've got the turtle by violent devastation
July 20, 2019 - 23:40
women who wear the shirt should be fired
July 20, 2019 - 23:40
All thr fights have been shit clinchfest, heem my shit up pls
July 20, 2019 - 23:40
this, stupid whores. wtf is their problem
July 20, 2019 - 23:40
oh fucking hell that's some good ass
July 20, 2019 - 23:41
this (except Michelle Waterson)
July 20, 2019 - 23:41
Will hairlets ever learn?
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July 20, 2019 - 23:41
>Isso!
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July 20, 2019 - 23:41
Wearing a t shirt in the octagon is the equivalent to wearing a t shirt in the pool
July 20, 2019 - 23:41
they don't want their tits popping out mid fight
July 20, 2019 - 23:42
Does "issssso!" mean bore her to death?
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July 20, 2019 - 23:42
that's pure cellulite you men are so stupid
July 20, 2019 - 23:42
It means we are set for a good main card
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July 20, 2019 - 23:42
Do you guys really want to see that troll naked?
July 20, 2019 - 23:42
In all seriousness being able to choose a rashguard does seem unfair, the gear should be the same
July 20, 2019 - 23:42
Maia's got that nice level of thiccness
July 20, 2019 - 23:43
sleepy / 10
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July 20, 2019 - 23:44
Bit of a stretch to call me a man 2bh.
July 20, 2019 - 23:44
I wanna see Modaferi fight Nunes
July 20, 2019 - 23:45
Agree. Women should fight bare chested just like the men. If they have a problem, they can leave the sport. Fair is fair and equality means everyone should be held to the same standard.
July 20, 2019 - 23:45
bit too fat for my taste
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July 20, 2019 - 23:46
I actually agree with joe Rogan, there shouldn't be a cage, too much time is spent wrestling against the cage. It's not realistic
Should just be a raised open mat and be audience should be further away
July 20, 2019 - 23:46
They did this, they spent more time on the mat.
July 20, 2019 - 23:49
Texas by far.
Go to Franklin's or Salt Lick in Austin. Then go to the Hill of Life - greenbelt. Then Fredericksburg. Based ball
July 20, 2019 - 23:53
*enters thread* *heems you*
July 20, 2019 - 23:55