/hoc/

finland is my best friend

/hoc/FL
i feex

Fight me in real life

>looks more like /hoc/ Florida
Nah, no feex

Who's playing today

the best part is gary gives it straight to the players, not the jews who own the team like in the other shit sport leagues.

Everyone say thank you Gary

high IQ post

Eskies in Montreal
Lions in Regina

I feel like I am a fucking ayslum full of dementia riddled old people who repeat the same things like a broken fucking record

>rags

Say thank you Gary

what's the latest on Puljujarvi?

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seething

Still based

giant benis

Still a bust

woah deja vu post haha

He still thinks french kissing his nose is high classic comedy

Have you heard anything different?

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the word on the street was pulju is getting traded

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Reminder Bulju is pure and not for sexuals

no it's not

that word remains unchanged -_-

Bombers have been the only undefeated team in the league for over two weeks now. Have they played 3 eastern teams? Technically yes. But it's worth noting they haven't had Oliviera or Bighill for the bulk of the season as well. Chris Matthews isn't full go. After the first quarter someone told me he wanted to see Harris benched. As if that would've changed the outcome of the game. This team is just too good

>flop
i'm pretty sure he didn't finish the game

/ouryear/ confirmed

Reminder Bulju is sexy and not for the pure

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Hey, how's it going...

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>Don Cherry said Grzelcyk put himself in position to get hurt, essentially blaming the Bruins defenseman for his injury
Based Don

i've been playing the blues on 'chel lately, it's hilarious getting like 30 hits a game and injuring 2 of their players

my Mum is watching Thunderdome on the telly, everyone say HI MUM!!!

remember when you wrote your goodbye letter to /hoc/ last season

Hey buddy I know your hockey team sucks fucking dick and Laine is a lazy faggot but this is a hockey thread so shut the fuck up about your shitty handegg league ogkhay

blue bombers bomb out in the playoffs and leave the fans blue

tbf laine is bad at hockey

On the way to a beautiful Manitoba beach to celebrate my undefeated Bombies and the fact that Pate is signing his 8x11 any day now

If Laine gets traded then the homosexual agenda is still in full gear and we'll have to find another way to stop satan. Tea sis

Jets 4 cup Laineation lock in Stanley and Niku are actually better than fat fucking homo Myers and glory boy sissy Troubitch

Every day.

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ayo dat nibba bulja based as a mofugga dayum

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*ahem* standings

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remove this unfriendly post immediately

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Welcome to Hockeytown, USA

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Based

>he actually did it
Whew

>looked away for 10 minutes
>windows restarted itself and lost all of my work
Who the FUCK do I have to kill to make this stop?

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are there squatters in those houses?

wongs 4th line last i heard

"""work"""

install loonix it is immune to virus :D

windows updatechads rise up

>winblows
lol

hockey. what is it good for?
absolutely nothing

I asked him would you ever date your mom?
If you think about it it’s just like the gays

Bad post from a bad country

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*kicks the ball off into the other endzone for 1 point in your path*

heh nothing personnel

why did it restart? that's never happened to me

Because it just fucking decides to.
It has a vital (absolutely non-vital) update and it knows better than you, so instead of asking you if you want to update, it just takes it upon itself and does it while you're not looking.

trolled hard

Still on windows 7 myself

check'd

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What version of Windows? Pretty sure you can turn that off.

10. I've even got windows update disabled through services, but somehow, life finds a way.

He does it 4:3

based

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imagine being 6'6 and not checking

I want to see autistic Habs edits

just bergevin edits would be fine really

im a leet haxxor and i keep restarting this chumps computer with a windows OS like lmaaao how much of a loser this guy is

the FBI is backtracing your post right now

Im behind 420 proxies, good luck

*hits pipe*

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i have a great post but I dont like this thread so I will save it for tomorrow

just loaded up some dude into the bong

i'm high and finna watch my a'sies and some heems lads

my loins

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Hitting the bed right now hoc

looks comfy

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>heem
Low IQ

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Dude..

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My IQ is 128 m8

JUST

for a moment I thought those were pogo sticks

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Like I said

>I measured i t myself
Does your mom know your in here?

SCORE A FUGGIN DOWN ESKIES

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>warning: do not drive or operate machinery after using cannabis. more than 4,000 canadians were injured and 75 died from driving after using cannabis (in 2012).
>health canada

Dood..

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SHAME ON A NIGGA THAT TRIES
TO RUN GAME ON A NIGGA

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That's excellent advice, btw
>but it still doesn't hold a candle to Alcohol

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that's just kevin hayes

Can you puff dude at the bombies game?

For me it's biking high

from a vape cartridge sure

That’s for zoomers and gays I smoke out of glass pipes like a white adult

ROCKY MOUNTAIN HIGH

COLORADO

>That’s for zoomers and gays
or people that want to get high discretely at sporting events.

>like a caveman
You can join us any time, asshole
>I'm 40 and straight as Your Mom

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>futbal
>weather delay
WTF

Lightning is dangerous user

You are correct, Sir

lads i called a grill smug and now she's really insulted, how do i fix this

>I smoke out of glass pipes like a white adult
the first bongs were invented and used in Africa and Asia by people that by no modern standard would be considered white

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kidnap and keep her forever

How fixed do you need to make it?
are you trying to fuck her?
need more background, lad

Send her this image

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>rolling pinners
>pour is all head
You suck at partying m8

i just don't know how to explain that it's a compliment.

we're together yeah so it's not like i've ruined anything, i just said something that doesn't make any sense outside of a glaswegian peat sniffers bulletin board so am trying to backtrack

Newfag

>bike up local trail
>set up hammock by pond
>lazily fish while taking fat dab pen hits and drinking a beer or two
I think I know what I'm doing tomorrow

>mfw its summertime and i'm a footchad
girls with pink painted toenails everywhere. holy fucking BASED

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Ah, well, she isn't gonna see it as a compliment, lad
she's got her own mental dictionary and won't change the entry on your account, so I recommend apologizing in the most polite manner and some sort of gift, like flowers or
something more personal

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m.youtube.com/watch?v=22iBK4osDr0&list=PL7dDFTGUcQIuloOubaVdw-pA-Lf7vUlZ1&index=10&t=0s

haha

>calling a man/internet stranger a smug cunt: a compliment
>calling a 3D woman a smug cunt: an insult.
Know the warming signs of autism and how to avoid them lads.

i love jones soda but
>33 grams of sugar in one tiny ass bottle
jesus christ you can almost taste the diabeetus

I had a photo on a bottle of Jones ages ago, pic of me and some bros jamming on guitars and drums

ya, okay mr big indie soda shill, I'll buy your drink

my ex-wife broke the bottle I saved

Prove it

Dingus

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Dude..

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What is hoc? I'm only here for Gritty because he goes by my standards!

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Lmao what's that silly rooster doin?

based

there's nothing wrong with being a bruins fan

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>greddit

there certain is if you happen to be Canadian

Except for everything

tfw you'll never release bulju

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heh nothin personnel gritty boy

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ya sure?

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>cock garbage

I get to make habs fans seethe which is pretty hard to beat

good ol rouge

The Québécois is second only to the Yinzer as God’s Chosen Race

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firing up the grill lads

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tell me about the fat man
why does he hold the catsup

can I have a burger, a dog and a brat??

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Clearly a beer can

has anyone tried that beyond meat burger

Yea Forums /hoc/ is my favorite thread across all of the chans because it's the only place where finns and frogs are reunited in one place. You even get the occasional backwoods slav to spice up the clown show every now and then. If only we could get brazilians to start posting about hockey as well...

the lines on his armpit looked like a nozzle on the 40oz he's holdin

i'm sure someone has

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Is it true that people in Nort America, epecially in Canda, can't get fast and unlimited internet connections with reasonable prices?

i hear it's pretty good, but the fact that they probably added a ton of weird shit to make it taste and feel like meat doesn't sound too good to me

I saw one just yesterday, but no one replied to his comment
=(

thing is, I've had bean burger, and they are fucking delicious
don't know why anyone needs an Impossible Burger anyhow

the infrastructure is shit. some places in major cities have fiber optic though, lucky them

haven't had one myself. just go try it if you're curious

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1-0

Pick one you fat fuck

This. I wouldn't eat them as a full substitution for burgers, but I would eat them more if I had the choice

>Timmy's
>burgers
Wat

No, I want a burger, a hot dog and a brat
>I'm simply not coming to your party then, fucker, suck a dick

i'd get them if they were $2 like those McChicken ripoffs they started to sell

its owned by burger king

that headline came from a vancouver journal. not sure if they do things differently out there

that is a chick peas burger, if anyone was confused
frankly, I don't see or feel any of the controversy, feels like added PR

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It's not my party, I'm just trying to help you better yourself

s-o-y

>still no news
GARYYYYYYYYY

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good. i'm still coming down from all the >rags posting yesterday

I don't hear dick sucking noises, user
>still an asshole

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why would slim shady want to spit on my onion rings while he's working at burger king?

3-1 lions

MY LOINS :DDDD

>I don't hear dick sucking noises
Try you're sister's place

scaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrr

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Driving back into Canada from the US and going from exit signs advertising 60 different fast food chains to "Burger King/Tim Hortons" every 10 miles is a miserable feel

>A "sour sister" joke
Lad, this Website was build upon the bed of Your Mom jokes

SHE SAID DONT HAND ME NO LIES AND KEEP YOUR HANDS TO YOURSELF

fuck my lions still suck

*blue bombs your path*

RIDERS NATION

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DISGOOSTIN

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>Eminem is ashamed to be white
the worst part is I used to like the music this cuck made.

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Would rather taste Ted’s precum than catsup to be honest lads

i still like slim shady lp. just pretend he died from a valium overdose in '04

S M O K E

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That's says more about you than it does about catsup...

Regina is based is you love handegg

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No it says catsup is so vile I’d rather taste Akron cock

comfy is just a code word for boring desu

as always, You are, of course, absolutely correct, Sir

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"comfy is just a code word for boring desu" is code for a cry for help desu

you're a faggot

Saskatoon rhymes with vagina
>wait...
I fucked that up

My dad was planning a US road trip two years ago and he was obsessed with making a stop to visit "the ruins of Detroit". He decided it was too out of the way in the end though. I really wish I got to see how that would have gone down for him

Nothing gay about sucking Ted’s dick lad

you tried...

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thank you lad
going back to the drawing board

feels like a dominos night

does gagan accept pot as a tip?

У нac нeт cлoв, и мы знaeм, чтo вы нe хoтитe их cлышaть.

Mы пoнимaeм вaш гнeв, вaшe paзoчapoвaниe, вaшy гpycть. Bce, чтo ты чyвcтвyeшь - мы пoлyчaeм этo.

Этo нe кoнeц, кoтopый мы ceбe пpeдcтaвляли, и, кoнeчнo, нe тoт, кoтopый мы хoтeли. Cпacибo зa тo, чтo ты тaм вecь пyть.

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*ahem*

Gagan doesn’t drive ya pinhead he makes the pies

loins are back in it lads

have a frog in your throat, lad?

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is whats his face still the coach

yes coach diversity hasnt been removed yet

the same guy who thanked jesus after winning the cup?

Everyone should thank Jesus every day for everything

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instagram.com/p/B0JDLCEAqVJ/

god i wish i was that dog

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>great pyrenees

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On the internet, nobody knows you're actually a dog shitposting about the Columbus Blue Jackets.

Wish I were that Finn

>Ted's dog is here
good boy =)

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on second thought that might be a labrador, but its fur looks too thick

Finland will never live down the bulju bust

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stoned 2 the bone

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A little over a third of the way through that second book.
It's longer than the first one.
Had been looking forward to just getting onto the next one, but this one is finally picking up a bit.

why the fudge does an orange fuzz monster care so much about white people much less ph*lly

god i wish i could live in a farm and raise livestock. my uncle did it and it looked fun, he had a giant house and a ton of land out in the country. he had horses, sheep, pigs, chickens, and would grow his own crops. also had numerous offroad vehicles, and like 5 guard dogs who were really friendly

dubs and he scores 30 goals this year as a >rag

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fuck my lions

having a thought. hope it passes

Because Philly went from drunken redneck white trash shithole to literal söyboys antifa shithole in the span of 10 years.

just had a thought, lads. It was about getting pucks deep and shots on goal, pucks in the back of the net, bodies up front, and good forecheck

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>nazi punks fuck off
i like that song, though
youtube.com/watch?v=iyc62g7YQM0

Thinking about eating some sips

remember that one nazi larper that was wearing a nazi armband and got HEEM'D lmao

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which books

my guess is dune

Good books.

lotr

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Nobody reads that shit.

Tried once, was bored to tears.

holy based

i prefer the frank herbert authored ones. only weirdos read his son's shit

who likes Dark Tower?

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Leaked Flyers logo redesign guys!

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hot brag retard

pretty based, even if it is satire, lad

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thought about reading it in middle school but never did. read plenty of his other works. when the final book rolled out and i witnessed all that butthurt online i felt like i missed out 2bh

based druggie

that gritty stuff is retarded but i think its hilarious how angry its making flylel fans

for me, its knowing my team didnt sign a second pairing Dman to a gross overpay

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i have a feeling a lot of these people don't watch hockey, call it a hunch

Flylel fans are the ones making these tweets and are entirely antifa supporters ya dingus. Actual hoc Flylels fans fuck off to the Devils/Pens because of it.

it was awful
Book 7 was garbage

ya seething. have sex and get a clue

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Just did, and your mother wished you picked a better team as she squirted on my thick as leather black cock you incel tard

based or cringe?

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>rags losing
don't care who won. b-b-b-b-b-based in my book

can I get... I don't believe I've asked for this.. can I get a Wong Check???

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Lucic gone. Fuck yes.

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it was a different time...
a fat cat could be a fat cat...

relevant song for you
youtube.com/watch?v=5Us1ASENPws

you won't be saying that once neal is just as bad but with a bitchy attitude problem

Going to goosestep through the streets of niggerdelphia and HEEM all these non-whites one by one

thinking about that guy i haven't seen in 2 years who drunkenly proclaimed he would fuck his step-brother's wife

Who the fuck was mowing the lawn at 7am this morning?

it was more than one of us, had to before the heat got bad

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squirting the old cobra venom out

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wonder what his homeboys said about repping other cities

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who here /knights/?

>about to cover the third game of 3 I hit up this weekend
How many weeks in a row? CFL is *too* easy to make money on. Bombers cup no doubt

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/feet/

do you live in or around las vegas?
how's life in the FUCKING DESERT if so

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>only had like 12 drinks
>"why don't you slow down"
Cringe

youtube.com/watch?v=0Cxr1-b6Xkc

this dude "made" one good album and coasted the rest of his career, managing to stay somewhat relevant
how based is that?

my coworker was dangling her flats from her big toe for the entire 2 hours we were at a meeting and i couldn't focus on anything else. i need to dive deeper into pits to offset this

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you would have been just as distracted as me

no, i wouldn't have
......................................
depends how boring the meeting was 2bh
but there are parts on the body

desert is the patrician biome

*other parts
w/e /hoc/ is for skates NOT for feet

I accidentally stumbled into a pile of shoes when one girl went on vacation haha

what color were her toenails

the meeting was boring as FUCK. we were there for one specific item on the agenda but the item before it got dragged out for an hour and a half. it's also not just because of feet, i also wanna go balls deep in her
black

youtube.com/watch?v=VKNoJ2BzSRU
1:35

made a /hoc/ minecraft server

Blue

Give me attention or I will act out

hello you. i refuse to call you ed cuz i am NOT retarded

based carl weathers

>posting a guy who died traveling to laughlin, nevada
guess the desert got the last laugh didn't it lmao what a retard

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navajo mystic tricks again

eating ice cream

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Skinwalkers I reckon

what flavor

Cookies n cream

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Calling me Ed is like forgetting about Freddy. If you don't think about number one jets fan I'll cease to exist. That's why I'm here. Someone calls my name I have to react or I'll lose my power

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not my go-to but wouldn't pass it up as a backup.
good taste, hope you have a glass of pristine ice nearby to beat this oppressive heat

salt liquorice is where it's at

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i get color uniformity but does the puck need to be green??

sam

is

Yes it absolutely does, indeed

based

That's my aesthetic.

business idea: puck color matches with the uniform of the home team

Seattle Bulbasaurs

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i disagree but totally respect my fellow /hoc/ poster's opinion

gona share?

>seeing a post in this format

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no because you niggers will just grief everything, even my giant mural of gary

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Those are nothing to worry about user, trust me.

I deeply appreciate your gracious position, Good Sir...

beatin off

i eat ass

pussy

>are we dreaming??

gonna ask my gf to put her toes in my mouth next time i'm shagging her. maybe i'll like it who knows

i took an unnatural edmonton today lads, it wrapped the bowl a few times and was at least 5 lbs.

we are in a dream

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based
i actually decided earlier that i'm gonna start rewatching the return tonight

well, the fucking Riders are winning in this dream

can't blame you. i miss /tpg/

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it was truly the best time i've had here in more than a decade

you ever take an edmonton that makes a massive thud sound because it's so big? just happened to me

>ywn get drunk and cut class than push kids around for daring to walk around school when they're not on the team again
Real Come from Money hours

don't these boomer GMs ever get wild fever dreams and make late night trades/signings??

>one can hope

the pacioretty trade was done late at night last year.

>than
Canada is an endless disappointment.

stuff like that has to be approved by a bunch of people

Feelin like getting into shenanigans

theres other stuff to do before the trade gets approved than just the phone call between the gms

I don't need to spell retard I have money

what about the pred's gm? shouldn't he have a lot of control? he's been in the position for 20 years. not a preds fan just want to see some meme material this summer while i'm not dead from alcohol poisoning

take it to /cric/

depends how the organization's set up, i hear a lot of GMs talk about how they have processes in place to run each move through multiple checks and balances to try and maximize results

Elias Pettersson

based and petterpilled

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makes sense
they're boomers after all. can't 100% trust their thought process

This is why family fortunes never last more than three generations.

Like I'm gonna live three generations

with the amount of different areas a GM oversees, it wouldn't be smart to let anyone make those sorts of decisions entirely on their own judgement. mike gillis actually just made some interesting comments about this
sportsnet.ca/hockey/nhl/mike-gillis-ready-return-nhl-not-general-manager/

You can boil pro GM down to 5 aspects. Draft players. Sign players. Trade players. Hire coaches. Fire coaches. It's not that fucking hard. Run the numbers

maybe 15 years ago

>Gillis, who appreciates the Premier League organizational chart, believes an NHL front office could maximize its effectiveness by hiring four assistant GMs, plus a behind-the-scenes cast of problem-solvers devoted to maximizing its individual players through the study of hard evidence and suggesting their ideal linemates and situational usage to the GM and coach.
i could see the laffs implementing this in 20 years if they don't win the stan lee

all the data points to a mcdavid-bulju-neal line doing better than anyone since the triple crown line

you left out the scouting and analytics, which EVERYONE has access to- so you need to hire better, smarter scouts and analysts than the other GMs
but there aren't as clear "numbers" for that
but you didn't think about that, did you, dumbass?

Woah

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why won't the >jest sign anyone?

like who?

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his hair is a little thin up front, i hope he doesn't bald prematurely because he has nice hair

anyone to a standard contract worth more than a million. they've got the cap space and the fortnite freak to go with it

no cap
nobody wants to play there
still havent signed laineshit

can't argue the latter two points but they've got plenty of space

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Laineation is based

the players hate sam

that's capspace without having laine signed while still needing to sign connor and whatever else

>mfw jets blamed their second-half collapse on D-men injuries
>now that's just their lineup

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>signing connor mcdavid
pretty based, didn't know winnipeg was bigtime

HAHA xd

:DDDD ~~~~~~

i was big time in your mom all day yesterday

Last two is how many ottawa gets

>there’s a dimension where the >jest won the lottery and McMeme plays in front of the chugs

xD

youtube.com/watch?v=HChzRB8h6LU

i'm sure edmongolia has plenty of them too

Sad for Ottawa! how will they cope?

8===D (I)

At least they’ll set a record

( . )( . )

Do zoomers still use calculators that spell out boobies

Present

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you should've replied sooner. i thought everyone in detroit was unemployed and drinking nasty rust infected water

>baking your pizza in a square pan
FUCK OFF detoilet

My legs hurt can someone please go downstairs and get me a can of ginger ale

shant. have some whiskey, lad. it's good for ya

all i'm saying is that i've never seen a passable tranny is all

some decent episodes in the later seasons and all but MAN does metalocalypse fall off after the second season

I drank bourbon today already

how do you know you didnt see one that passed so well it fooled even you

Imo there's no conceivable dimension Laine doesn't go 1OA in a redraft

based. won't be getting you that ginger ale after a leisurely run. think about your ancestor who got their leg sawn off w/o anesthesia cuz some faggot sunbelter at Vicksburg shot their early model rifle in his general direction

I'm baked but hawks desu senpai

they'd have to start transitioning before puberty for that to happen i reckon. like that jazz fella

SAME laddie. not even mad they missed the playoffs the last two seasons

I think about him all the time

i'm glad to hear. i had to write my final in college about that guy and the horrors he went through while under doctor's care. a lot of innovations happened during that period

I drive to Gettysburg every other year or so to bathe in Union glory

my ancestors were busy starving in europe or some shit, the one guy who was from here was a french-canadian who married an irish woman and moved to shitcongo. dog bless ye

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any of you british sympathizers have anything to add?

first in round 2 maybe

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Baby_Face_Nelson
just wanted to add my mom's side is related to this guy and i haven't accomplished nearly as much as he did at his age when he died (mostly killing pigs).

Remember when the Toronto Raptors sacrificed DeMar DeRozan in order to win the championship? Well I'm willing to sacrifice racial minorities so that humanity can win the championship.

/hoc/ minecraft server when?

no but i remember when they won the championship and beat those faggot golden state guys, but then their star player left for the OTHER LA team and now toronto is stranded without a paddle

>swedish game
>still no ice skates
fuck em

My mom's been out of town two days and my dog hasn't died. I think I'm doing pretty good.

First to the bottom is Finland with all the other busts.

>old thread had 509 posts
>accidentally closed /hoc/
>went to hocgeneral.com and seen old thread at 508
>accidentally closed /hoc/
>went to hocgeneral.com and seen old thread at 507

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based
for me, it's kenneth "babyface" edmunds
youtube.com/watch?v=fh5ejGUTGAo

Ayy, somebody grab him some tendies
This fucking Janny is weird
Tough talk from a recluse paid nothing for sortin' through shitposts all year
“I think the Mod's gone crazy,” yeah, user, you right
Janny's always mad cooped up in his bedroom, yelling at /hoc/ all night
You’re unpaid and bored, huh (I know)
About to be 35 years old, dog
Talkin’ ’bout “I’ma call up Hiro ”
Man, you should prolly an hero
Man up and handle your board(ugh)
Mad about something I posted
Took you six hours and a sneak ban just to end up getting roasted
Homie we get it, we know that you’re the greatest Janny alive
Fucking dweeb, all you do is monitor the board and stay inside
Fuck thread Mod, I’m the thread Devil
Coming bare-faced with a BLACKED shovel
Like the fappening when the smoke settle
His body next to this instrumental
I’m sayin
I’m sick of the sneak bans and these pruned threads, let’s talk about it
I’m sick of you deletin my thread and you still mad, let’s talk about it
We both anonymous on Yea Forums, let’s talk about it
Or i could get iffy, hit your body with the blicky And put some white chalk around it

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holy shit this dude was an "executive" producer on outkast's good albums

he was a massive hitmaker in the 90s desu.

thread theme here on out
youtube.com/watch?v=r42P-n-Yjm0

i saw them when they did reunion shows 5 or 6 years ago, it was good, but you could tell andre wasn't into it at all.

Many of the truths we cling to depend largely on your point of view. - Ben kenobi

now that the dust has settled, who won? i like rap devil more desu, it's more meaner and straight to the point

ben solo

Sometimes there's no right way to think about something. Just by spending energy on it, you lose.

"fookin' 'ate that sta' wa's shite"
-ben kenobi's actor

bought some cbd oil

no surprise. his recent jazz ep was pretty good.
it's impossible for eminem to win, he died from a valium overdose 15 years ago

>his recent jazz ep
fug, i forgot about that, i need to check it out.

here
youtube.com/watch?v=WfO3KFjcwsg

thanks man

how many stickies has /hoc/ had?

i'm thinkin' 0. if your ice is sticky then the game can't be played, silly (unless you're a PANTURDS fan)

im sticky right now

I think I've found my groove and become one with /hoc/. All my posts should be great from here on out.

Who's the Ellyse Perry of /hoc/?

excellent, looking forward to your stellar posts
work on your posts

Wayne Gretzky

GOT THAT STICKY
STICKY WITH THE IFFY UH

stfu brit larpers

Pretty much anything right now? I understand it. Like magic in my heart

youtube.com/watch?v=9pX1Gn3rCPw

Only one's a convict, lad. The other's a hobbit.

Need to go to bed early frens. Been burning the candle at both ends and need a sober and long sleep

/hoc/ IS magic. it's only dormant during the offseason

Alexa, turn on Despacito

that's a shame. good night, fren

Does that mean you're gay or something

>been burning the candle at both ends
is that a euphemism for getting fucked from both ends

hobbits could be midge convicts, you never know

i took that to mean he's been working doubles all week
but yeah could be a gay thing LOL

>both ends
>sober
>sleep
You some sort of faggot coming off meth sex homo shit? You're a dweeb hahahaha you're all dweebs

if we're dweebs why have you been here the past five years?

Watching big bang theory don't really think it's funny just laugh at how nerdy these Jews are

are you my dad? dad stop, the show isn't funny. sure i can fix any electronic gizmo problem you've got but i DON'T go to MIT i go to the damn state school with affordable rates

/hoc/ island

No. I'm not even my dad. My dad watches more bing bang than me

will be sunken
by my battleship
commanded by Rihanna
after being beaten by Chris Brown

waking up in /hoc/ with my /hoc/bros

I'm watching a stream of Trailer Park Boys: Countdown to Liquor Day. Next they will start playing the netflix seasons.

stop it. my dad cut uhf/vhf and cable + w/e digital subscriptions he got and bought a hacked amazon cube thing from his coworker to watch all the big bang he can stomach. it's disgusting. sickening, in fact

Cringe

at least you felt something
more than what could be said about this whole year

stop being emo

drinking coffee in /hoc/ with my /hoc/bros

Cringed again

huomenta finnfrens

trips don't lie
don't trip outta your mind

dun dun dun dun dun dun dun

Listening to Neutral Milk Hotel.

now THIS is cringe

Probably.

EEYE LAAV YUUUUUU CHEZUSS KRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIAAAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIZT

no, it is. doesn't matter which album, Yea Forums has destroyed that band for me

i remember liking the first season of the big bang theory

i was about to post something similar
based hivemind

I don't go on Yea Forums.

neither do i as of 2013. the point being it's a n'orleans guy going to atlanta and getting his friends to record some pussy albums

It's good until blossom shows up. and even before that when Leonard is dating Raj's sister.

Dope.

Seattle Shut the Fuck Ups

Seattle Bring the Noise

i disagree but who am i to argue
you'd probably like olivia tremor control and of Montreal

>*dabs on stupid niggers*
BASED

c'mon faggots 6 more posts

getting it ready, cuck?

shant be. someone else will make a late edition, as the trend has been

i got the next one lads

3

1

2

BLAST OFF!!

late

can't fookin believe this

i thought you lads had it

getting worried la

fuck this i need some big mac sauce to soothe my worries

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I'm actually banned from making new threads

i dont have adequate oc for the op

i didn't renew my op license. fuck paying $50 to hiro

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