/cric/

since russia demoted cricket to a non-sport, i am now #firmlyagainst all russian interest in the ukraine

reminder the official /cric/ meet-up is occurring at tolls gate spoons, london on saturday 27th july at 12pm
there's a rave the friday night before, but thats purely optional

*no balls for a cheeky tenner*

Based

they could've taken in all of the south african players excluded because of the diversity quota it they weren't the proto-south africa

oi redditad my dearest bro u here m8
youve always there for me through some diffuclt times

Go back in time and kill Mugabe

English colonisation

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ngl lads kinda seems wherever England planted its seed it tends to be a net positive

what the fuck were the other euros doing haha

Business idea:
Annex Crimea and propagandise them into playing cricket

we truly are flawless

*be's a broad shouldered middle class englishman*
i can think of no greater privilege in life

have some respect

Watching Vitality Blast lads

had a vitality blast all over your mum if I'm honest m8

Good on ya

gonna be honest I didn't really

I made that up because I am toxic and ultimately insecure in my place within the world

watch elite honesty blast lads

stream for vitality blast?

Grim

GONE
FUCK OFF
GET THE FUCK OFF THE PITCH

why is everyone on this board depressed?

...

test cricket and depression go together like modelling and anorexia

Too much meme20, not enough tests

Sanga on the mic too lads
Kino stuff

this desu
strong correlation between cricket and de pression desu
often think about this song
youtube.com/watch?v=9goATSN-xXw

Seems like a decent crowd in. What is the point of the hundred again?

ecb trying to cater for zoomers and short attention spans

>somershit

>this, haunted me for days, and in the end, captured my soul and tore it apart till i am asleep. when i woke up i was a new person.
>cricket is a complete masterpiece. and test cricket is the strongest in it, may be the strongest thing ive ever listened to. to me its the peak point of the whole composition.
>/cric/ is a genius.

idgi if test cricketers are supposed to be so smart then why is our economy in the shitter

cric sucks dicc

Test cricketers intrinsically understand that there's more to life than petty materialism

It's for people that don't like cricket

Wtf Somerset

>last 5 overs: 27/6
HOWLING

Did you see last night's game? Crazy shit

>226 off 15 overs

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>66W1WW
Yeah, that's a pretty epic over.

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What the fuck? Knew Curran was shit but look at that economy LMAO

cric is dead to me.

Epic overs? Well for me mate it's got to be World cup winner Tom Curran

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Might adjust my sleep schedule to watch these games

anglo-south africans are being discriminated against by boers in both cricket in rugby, prove me wrong

See you when rugby season ends m8

ooooooooo....... oooooooo oooooooooooooo

Sky only show one game per night, the rest of the games you have to watch off the clubs youtube channel, it's pretty grim

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>dernbach having the best economy rate
apologise to the legend

rory burns now hitting sixes. poopelia shook.

love when an occasional bowler gets a good run desu
youtube.com/watch?v=nKeacSQIea4

how does one pronounce Imran Qayyum

EEM-RUN GAY-YUM

see u Boxing Day lad.

Where to from here, bros?

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struggling to decipher that last comment

>if wanting to drown on those titties is a sin, god help me because i am going to Hell

Has me stumped as well. What I'm thinking she means is that Christians who are not Catholic are not heretics.

She thinks Catholic and Christian are different religions.

Ask her if she's familiar with Bishop Barron's "Word on Fire" Catholic podcast. If yes, discuss it with her. If not, tell her you won't talk to her any more until she's listened to a few episodes at least.

No one can be that stupid Catholic’s were the first Christians
>In b4 something from some Protestant
I didn’t say Catholic’s are right I just said they where first

She's probably one of those people that insists on calling all protestants "Christians" generically, but won't call Catholics "Christians".

all christians are filth tbqh

FFS the more I read this the angrier I get I’m not even religious myself but I was bought up as a Catholic who the fuck does this cunt think she is to say we aren’t Christians. We fucking invented Christianity Jesus Literally said to Saint Peter what you allow on earth I will allow in heaven it’s the literal fucking word of god. Cunts.

You now remember Roston Chase picking up better bowling figures than Shane Warne's best

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I’m sorry lads got a bit worked up there

Different girl, but she hasn't heard of that podcast, lad.

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Ask if she wants your heredic (hairy dick)

It's good to be passionate about things, mate. No need to apologise.

top kek

She looks quite pretty, might be a keeper lad (by which I mean a girl who could eventually become a loving wife, rather than a wicket-keeper).

Tell her she might enjoy Bishop Barron's podcast, because he always strikes a perfect balance between keeping Catholic doctrine accessible to the lay listener without misrepresenting it through simplification.

crickeddit

You're alright mate. I had a conversation once with an English lady from Kent and she thought Catholic and Christian were not the same religion, she didn't know why she thought that and I explained everything reasonably well to her without belittling her ignorance or getting angry myself.
People think some really obviously ridiculous things are true if you press them for it.
Met a bloke in Australia got talking about Ireland and he was convinced that Ireland (republic) still in the UK, I'm certain he was not trolling he actually believed that no matter what I told him. Some people can't be helped either I suppose so don't worry about them or waste your time on them.

I want fish and chips for breakfast tomorrow

Sorry lad, she completely ignored the message about that podcast.

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Hahaha appreciate the effort. Hope you enjoy going to church with your wholesome gf all the same

She recently moved to a different town from me. Registered nurse and her contract here ended. Hope she gets a new one back here. I would honestly wife this girl if we lived in the same place.

Good luck mate, she looks like a nice girl.

>Please consider donating to help the victims of the KyoAni studio fire

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How far away is the other town?

8 hour drive. She's back at her parents while waiting for a new contract. Said she'd wait a month to see if one comes up for here, but if nothing does she'll have to accept a contract elsewhere.

I believe some intercourse is in order

>tfw no cutie wholesome nurse gf
>tfw no gf at all ever

Nurses work awful hours desu, you'd never see her anyway.

A lot of british posters on this board used to laugh at this image. But who's laughing now?

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Why not just earn more? That way she no longer needs to work as a nurse and can begin the more wholesome vocation of starting a family with you.

We’re still laughing mate

We laughed at that because the yanks didn’t actually win anything but the fact they thought they did showed their lack of understanding of the sport
We did score the same amount of runs as New Zealand but we won the World Cup as a result. The fact you don’t understand that means you don’t understand the sport
You’ve just reduced yourself to the sporting level of an American
You are now the new Sebbo are you proud of that?

COPE

i.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/cricket-world-cup/114387681/cricket-world-cup-england-captain-eoin-morgan-struggles-with-fairness-of-final

the oye hoye cup cries out for its brother

>I don't think there was one moment that you could say: 'That actually cost the game there.

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honestly we still looked good after that

The real mvp of english cricketing

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If I was a kiwi I'd be more annoyed by Mitchell Santner leaving the last ball of the innings, and not even trying to sneak the single to the keeper. Incredibly low IQ cricket, still can't quite understand it. At least Boult's was a genuine mistake

i can forgive him for not playing 150kph bowlers well

hes never been good against the short ball

Nice deflection. The fact ad nauseam is that the 6 runs awarded from the deflection should've been 5. Notwithstanding, England did not win the match, it was a tie and England were given 1 run by error. England then were awarded the cup because of a ridiculous meme tie-breaker and frankly whomever added that rule should be banned from the sport forever.

My opinion is that if the final is a tie the match shall be replayed, that's the only fair way to decide.
England should put the cup back and organise a one-off replay against the kiwis at Lord's at their earliest convenience.

Yeah but why didn't whoever was at the non-strikers end sprint through for a single? Why didn't Santner wave his bat at it at least? Bizarre desu

Get over it m8. You're just bitter because based Englishman Eoin Morgan turned his back on your rubbish island and lifted the trophy for England instead

Just admit that you don't care that you won it dirty.

I'll happily admit that, I don't care about it at all. All I care about is that the trophy is rightfully OURS

I'm trying. On my current income I could support her and one kid. But I want more than one.

Do white roses exist? Are they better than red ones?

Can I just say I watched a 9 minute highlight reel of Cricket WCF on youtube, I had no idea how cool this game was, 360 degree fields, still have home runs, you can run the bases forever, no gloves.

Why does America hate this game so much? Where can I get into it as an American?

Any updates on the World Cup handback?

Should I prep the NZ cricket trophy case?

>British: Can u Swim?
>Indian: No
>British: Then a Dog is Better thaan u because It Swims.
>Indian: Can u Swim?
>British: Yes!
>Indian: Then What's the Difference between u & Dog…
>British Shocked,Faints!! Indian Rocks!

yes mate

does one already exist?

British OWNED Indian style

regrets from last night

Just woke up

a pocket size sun

Mum got mad at me because I brought a girl home Thursday, Friday and Saturday nights.

I think they're going to send it over with the Netball World Cup.

based prossielad

>40 gbp dukes ball
>regulation cricket ball
>cheap rubber ball/tennis heavy ball
>electrical tape + standard tennis ball

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>long-time neighbours across the road of 10 years have all of a sudden bought a cockerel
>it's bloody crowing hundreds of times day from morning until sunset
>have asked them three times to shut it up or get rid to no avail
What do?

>ooshies
Lol wtf?

go to the council, they should have noise bylaws

Zachibul Rhysuddin Bowenullah

looks like a sultan very regal

guess who

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Kidnap it

Walky?

no but it is a /cric/ poosnality

Emailed council yesterday (i'd call if they had a nber to dial but let's see) and waiting on a response in the next week, but it's gonna take ages with them. Further info:
>muslim family
>never had a prob with them before this
>they don't actually believe that having a farm animal being the aural equivalent to Chinese Water Torture in a once quiet residential area is a problem
It's been a whole week of this already. I'll go see if the Police can have a word with them. Unfortunately my neighbours are not much help seeing as they're mostly stone-deaf or typically British - meek.

I would if they were on my side of the road but i can't access their garden at all

Is it Goosey???

no

'chabin bla x

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When does the Boxing Day test start?

On Boxing Day

chinks across the road had chickens for a bit
fucking agony
sympathise with you mate

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Ivan

has he become a naturalised bulgarian now?

Daniel

just chuck some kind of chicken feed laced with rat poison over the wall lol

Any word on England returning the world cup?

Rather have chickens next door than an old chinaman clearing his throat every morning by spitting on the pavement in front of his house

smegster obviously

literally had a brothel operating next door

for me its a fat neighbour who walks around naked

He left Bulgaria yonks ago

Seriously it's worth a shot - catch is their next door neighbour has cctv (welcome to the brave new world of modern britain) all round. It's probab'y the best solution though cheers

meme me with that stupid app

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Trying listening to it for 12 hours a day. Maybe you'll tell me you're used to farm animal noises as a kiwi but this is just a nondescript residential area and i just want the peace and quiet back

clue: asian gf

yikes
Then yeah just do it at night, wear non-distinct black clothing. Just buy some household rat poisin from a store with cash so it can't be traced back to you, though I doubt anyone would bother investigating
And don't let the camera see you leaving your home lol

Adam

What the fuck is the point of having a rooster in your back yard? It doesn't even lay eggs

chinamen love cockfighting

Off to Coles in a bit. You boys/girls need anything?

he said they're muslims

*burps*

chicken breast, butter lettuce and tomatoes (gourmet) thanks

Cricket world cup cheers

love watching peewees seethe lmao

carton of greek yogurt and a block of creamy milk whittakers thanks

I’ll throw in an Asian gf too

yuck no I'm not paying for that

some carrots onions and cucumbers mate

>muslim family
Don't worry they'll sacrifice and eat it soon enough.

why do you think killing a chicken to eat it is some deviant activity

thoughts on cricket ?

bit going on in this game

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Just had a legit Thai massage (not a dodgy happy ending one). Feels really good lads.

RC active on bigfooty lads

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Peeality çuck on aborted narrative watch

correct

so gracious

classic

thread bigfooty.com/forum/threads/if-you-have-not-seen-the-match-live.1224000/

So I'm new to Cricket, are there any T20 leagues going on right now, or are they in an off-season. I'll be following the IPL team that my offshore team is located near, but I got the fever after that world cup final.

I know IPL is more of just a tournament, are there any T20 leagues that last months at a time?

grim

just want RC back lads easily one of the best posters to grace this site

t. Pooality schmuck

t. seething kiwi

monkey learning to imitate cric gimmicks wonder what's next in his evolutionary development

there's some canadian t20 thing starting next month

>racism
ugh

Stop posting about girls/tinder. Fuck off normies.

based blowie

bro it is shakib

ooooo boro

it is shakib... so

Vitality Blast
ecb.co.uk/matches/t20-blast/fixtures

RC started this morning m8, fuck you on about

Mini collectibles were out of stock so they gave me Asian gfs

^_^

grim

aus/pol/ threads are always a great insight into the mind of some reclaim australia retard

always some tradie from a methed up queensland country town
just grim

it's not an app on the phone, you can access it here,
aiportraits.com
anyway, ref attached x

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Find it amusing how much they hate the degenerate city leftists and the "welfare bludgers" when in reality inner-city left-folk pay the vast majority of the tax and subsidise the welfare dependence, drug addiction and obesity epidemic of rural Australia.

Picking up some eggs lads.

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grim

manchild

who's gonna drive you?

clean your car you disgusting fucking loser

Eggs acquired.

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>cage eggs
disgusting

mission completed!

filthy cunt.

>>cage eggs
>disgusting

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disgusting shit

>inspect element on last six posts
>same poster

KEK

>xbox
grim

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on the piss

Monday looms

>not having a 3 day weekend every weekend

> tfw 4 day weekend this semester
b a s e d

>not being neet

ell oh ell

shall be supporting the silver ferns

cric

>tfw working full time while studying full time

hate work cant wait for automation to destroy the economy lads

this place really is filled with disgusting tradies huh

dont know how people manage to balance work with study and maintain decent grades

odds are the "study" isn't too challenging

yeah, I had a few semesters working about 12 hrs a week along with 20 contact hours (and >20 hours a week doing assignments and study) and it almost killed me.

Tick Tock

quite enjoy my job and am not phased by Mondays at all.

don't have friends don't go out ever don' have fun
don't rate it but it's the life I've chosen

congratulations england (post about cricket here)

Inadvertently consider australian posters to be teenagers and brits to be 30 year old boomers.

What's the latest update on England returning the cup?

So true

Same here. People who bitch and moan about their job are usually just bitches all round.

My fellow incels

and kiwis 30-year-old zoomers

For me, it’s English secession and establishment of York as the new capital.

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form looking good mate

>falling for the s/s meme

always think of brit posters as scrawny zachy b types

always think of aus posters as wogs

I am the only wog here

I don't think of anyone here as people. You are all below me

Really makes you think

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Yea Forums stealing grig maymays
not happy

which meme

Quintrex lad you here m8?

yes mate ama

The balding alcoholic impotent nonce zachy

you paint a grim picture of this "zachy"

Cricket

casually slipped "grim" into my vernacular today lads
results were solid

>lose zealand
KEK

Don't remember losing to India

And NZ holds the world cup for our national sport. Can't say the same for Indiarrhea

"town" is giving them too much credit, it's always very outer suburban fringes

we don't have any national sport. Hockey was close as ever to be the national sport and we already have eight(8) Olympic golds in it.

>ben stokes unironically gonna be kiwi of the year
the state of this """"country"""" KEK

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Whenever I'm walking around in public and I see something amusing or cringeworthy I mutter "grim" under my breath and laugh to myself

Shall be at the India game on the 17th

Lads

there is no game on 17th

off to the gym lads

...

off to the grim lads

fuck up josh

>thinking josh actually posts here

off to bed, freshcunt.

> YOU ARE LE FRESHCUNT XD
fuck off freshie

off to bed, freshcunt.

this isn't the real josh freshies

i'm the real josh

So true

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honestly..... so true

couldn't say it any better

so so accurate

Struggling to see anything wrong here

*be's returning the world cup back to its rightful owner*

I want our American friends to play cricket

I'd to like to vote against that

rather see japan play cricket desu

stream??

*unzips*

Sure bud, I got a stream for you *unzips*

fucking morons I need a vitality blast stream

Vitality blast? okay
*farts on your face*

*blasts you with my vital stream*

Thinking of inviting some lasses to a brainlet blast game and getting them smashed and trying to slip a cheeky finger in behind the pavilion.

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rapey b

Zachy isn't really interested in women. He simply can't get it up. Young children on the other hand...

based brainlet Lanning forcing the draw

>Thinking
not a fan myself

what is women's cricket's policy on trannies? could somebody like brett lee transition to this team and stat pad his averages?

eve you could compete in women's """""cricket"""""

>play in men's until mid-30's
>play in women's until mid 60's

this

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thinking about vitality blasting all over the pitch after scoring a quick 50

cricsports.sx/sky-sports-cricket-live-stream-ssp1

Fastest bowler bowling slower than Jonathan Trott, riveting

lmao where's that pommy blow in now to defend this

Reckon I would take a tenfer bowling each innings and average over 300 batting if I chucked a wig on and told everyone I'm a tranny

>fastest :120.7 kmph
KEK

>holly mentioned as a fast bowler
grim

Where is prossielad now kek

>Alyssa healy looks exactly like Ian Healy behind the stumps
grim

did you guys hear it's the 50th anniversary of the moon landing? Barely heard a thing about it, thought the media would be making more of deal about that

Can put a man on the moon but can't make England hand over a trophy.

don't think that happened desu lad

when will the capeshit bubble finally burst lads? I don't know how people keep eating this derivative garbage up

Cinema is dead, mate. It's all downhill now

more concerned about all these soulless disney/ kids movie remakes tttt

lots of delicious erect nips on display

This too, the only big budget movies I can remember enjoying this decade are Interstellar and Mad Max. Looking forward to Dune, but thats about it.

Capekino is timeless. Nothing you or any other Yea Forums sneedcels can do about it

Ever had a touchy-feely female friend?

>"Batter"
>"Maximum"
>One off tests
>Four day tests
>Jake Ball
>The Hundred
>"Men's" Cricket World Cup

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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>Another remake and looking forward to another remake
grim
There are definitely better ones this decade

Dune isn't a remake, it's an adaptation of a timeless classic

Reckon four day tests would be kino for severely mismatched sides like Afghanistan v Australia. They had them in the past

yeah Fury Road was a good cinema experience, liked Shin Godzilla too. Also seems I'm in the minority of people who though Prometheus was based

sorry
>remake of countless attempts to adapt a novel

please tell me this is bait
am I the only real kino expert in all of /cric/?

"No"
> Villeneuve:“But when I saw his (Lynch's) adaptation, I was impressed, but it was not what I had dreamed of, so I’m trying to make the adaptation of my dreams. It will not have any link with the David Lynch movie. I’m going back to the book, and going to the images that came out when I read it.”

what do you like? anything?

they tried twice?

Fixing the cricket.

Turn oval into rectangular field about 100m x 60m. No wickets. Instead have goals placed at either end of the field. No bats. Use of hands is against the rules. Get rid of the small, hard ball and use an inflatable ball about 20cm in diameter. Keep 11 vs. 11, but they play each other on the field continuously. Object of the game is kick the ball into the other team's goal.

Rate my idea, lads.

enjoyed bladerunner 2049
don't care much for hollywood movies these days though

I do like modern movies but those are all absolute plebshit. Seriously Godzilla? All of those belong to dying franchises
I might have it wrong, I think there were some attempts that never got off the ground, and Lynch's version had a bunch of different directors brought in

Only watched that for the memes and thought it was pretty uninspired tttt

One day till cricket kino

youtube.com/watch?v=z4jf9_HnBnk

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just give some examples you high horse shithead, did you even watch Shin Godzilla? Was more a bureaucratic farce than a monster movie

got it all wrong, Lynch changed the director's name to Alan Smithee because he thought it was shit and didn't want his name attached to it, but he was the sole director
Jodorowsky entered early production but it was canned because it was insane

as I remember, there's only been the Lynch movie and the miniseries

persoanlly I reckon they should give up, the book isn't one that lends itself to adaptations

didn't even like the original that much, hearing it was 3 hours turned me off attempting it

haven't been to the cinema in yonks

dunkirk might have been the last time

Same :(

Looks good

completely disagree reckon it's probably going to be the best big budget hollywood movie for the conceivable future

actually no saw isle of dogs last year

Poor Sri Lanka and West Indies not able to pick up easy points against the pozzies

Nah not for me mate, just ain't cricket simple as

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ah sorry mate thought you meant this godzilla en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Godzilla_(2014_film)
but this trailer youtube.com/watch?v=F6BIrQPNo-8 looks kino, I'll give it a watch. Prometheus is unquestionably bad though
Can't really think of any recent movies off the top of my head, but as far as shows go found Twin Peaks and Counterpart very good
funny I thought the original was much better
Just found it all really tedious. the evil robot lady chasing him for ages seemed capable of anything without any consequences, the grimdark industrialist was too tryhard and had nothing to do with the story, overly long scenes, overly long movie, and all very predictable, like when ana de arma gets put on the thumbnail and you just KNOW she's going to get killed. Also it tries to be a bit topical with social commentary but doesn't actually go anywhere. That's just the stuff I remember

>tries to be a bit topical with social commentary
what do you mean by that?

there's nothing topical about it from my viewing, it's entirely concerned future topics about transhumanism etc and what it means to be human

I think everyone can agree that Wes Anderson is a kino connoisseur

>ashitter peely

That's kind of what I mean though, I don't mean like a modern social commentary on refugees or whatever. And there's that stuff about his digital gf and how he shuns the prostitutes, feels like they're trying to go somewhere but it's all very superficial
"Her" does that transhumanism stuff way better

japanese godzillas are always better than the american ones

americans completely misunderstand what the japanese try to do with it and just reduce it to
>big epic monster blowing shit up lol
it was meant to be an allegory for the bombing of hiroshima and japan. shin godzilla is all about post-war japan and how the nation has been crippled and emasculated by america. granted some of the japanese ones are a bit shit

COLLAPSE

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sometimes you gotta fight fire with fire, if people are lacking basic common courtesy and decency you gotta show them what it's like in reverse. i'd suggest some form of stink bomb through the letterbox, possibly knocking on the door at 3am

Her was going for a different angle, they're just superficially similar. it's not talking about relationships with AI or anything like that, she's there more as part of the arc for K and his desperation to be something more than what he is.

>Prometheus is unquestionably bad
rubbish, incredible mood and paranoia, scenes with David watching Lawrence of Arabia, the self surgery, the Deacon at the end all kino scenes. Criticisms about "b-but a scientist wouldn't do that" are obviously there to show the conceit and hubris which is the centre of the Alien series (and the concept of the Prometheus myth). Some of the best body horror since 90s Cronenberg. Solid movie

the movie was excellently edited and directed, I don't think anyone argues that. the script is objectively horrible though

anyone noticed how half-indonesians/malaysians are always very good looking, even the men?

talking to a pseud brainlet, disengage

So glad he's finally admitted it! That wide call off Archers first super over delivery was an awful mistake, good for him owning up to his mistake

still seething that I called you a pleb for liking Prometheus?

cringe

based boomer croweater

surely that was a deflection?

you said it was unquestionably bad, I said it wasn't, pointed out why this was the case and you immediately agreed with me that it wasn't "unquestionably bad" and it in fact has a lot of merits. You obviously don't have opinions of your own, you just draw them in from others, a completely reactionary soul, NPC-like.

Pseud to the core, about 22 years old, went to uni because everybody else did, didn't work out though, you were above that kind of thing.

How was Carly, lad?

I was the one that replied not him tbf I thought it was "average"

how do you do on this fine sunday night, my fellow NEET brethren?

myself? i am loading up a brand new save of WoW and settling in for a night of gaming and hot choccy and various snacks. i am so glad this general exists!

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That was someone else who replied to me idiot, lmao you're actually seething
It IS unequestionably bad, the motivations for everyone are nonsensical, there's just a bunch of bullshit philosophical/ religious motifs thrown in because lol why not.
The movie is objectively awful, I'd critique it more but it's so forgettable I can barely remember it
>you went to uni! you only hate it because other people say they hate! y-you're 22 years old
get a grip. Right on the last one though lol

I just love that there is a general on this board that I can come to at any time of day or night and there will be friends here to post with. I just love it.

NEET and proud!

deep in the quarter life crisis lads

playing through this banjo-kazooie mod where you're on Outset Island from Windwaker. Some people are really super clever. except keep on forgetting to save constantly because it's crashing all the time and I've had to restart 4 times now.

heh, implanting thoughts in your head is even easier than I ever imagined it could be, remain angry.

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freo on finals watch

>playing n64 games on anything other than a n64

did a big yikes

>n-no you're seething
>"implanting thoughts"
>playing ebin modded 90's kid games on a sunday night
lol

youtube.com/watch?v=RaN4vma0n0A

original song is better

what else should I be doing on a Sunday night oh wisened 22yo sage? Watch a movie or something? :)

you dont say

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this was played in the supermarket today. Had not heard it in a long time and was very weird for supermarket music and all
youtube.com/watch?v=eTeg1txDv8w

Haloooo (i’m not girl)

Wish I could adopt the NEET lifestyle

nah I'm taking you off movies pleb

in Coles?

did you end up seeing that girl at the festival?

Tell us about Carly

foodland in sadelaide, they have a curated station. Was expecting Blind Melon and Jane's Addiction follow-ups

Then how do I survive with no income?

not ivan

JANNY ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
ARE YOU OKAY
JANNY

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Lancashire vs Durham brainlet blast

youtube.com/watch?v=Tem5bIJzhb0

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>full toss
>out
dire

looks appealing

More blacks

Prometheus is good. If you're going discount all artistic works that have characters that act illogically, and have philosophical and religious tones and themes you're going to be left with a very scant list.

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Starring t20 superstars Maxwell, Faulkner, D'arcy Short and Keaton Jennings

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this one is great, pic related is the only other one I've seen that's captured something soulful

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Time for Memewell

hope maxwell plays in the ashes. i want test cricket to die in australia once and for all and he is the one that will kill it.

Great first over from Leicestershire

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I had this prostitute I used to see and whenever I would shove my dick down her throat she would always fart.

how is tim paine captain

if Tim Paine was down at the worksite, he'd be Tim Crane

fug, the VPLs on display from the stump cam

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>aus and england playing all these white ball shitters
>glenn memeswell bowling to jason roy in an ashes test at lords
might neck myself

no, I don't want him to get a baggy green. And you know he's such a dickhead that upon retirements he's going to parachute into commentary. I'll be dead by then, but it still upsets me

he got one about 5 years ago mate

Well lads, it finally happened. I caught herpes. Fucking dirty bitch...

carly?

I like this one

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You drank the gamergirl bath water didn't you, you dirty bastard

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>Memewell now 50 (30)

I forgot memes were the key in T20

amazed he's scoring runs

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maybe.

well shows what I know

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lmao junior

Anyone know where I can watch Tamil Nadu Premier League?

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You now remember Warner vs de kock

youtube.com/watch?v=DDz-h_KT8vU

>Smith said he could "absolutely" understand the reaction of Warner. "Those things aren't on and you can't be getting into somebody's personal life like that," the Australian captain said.

>"As far as I'm aware, we didn't get personal towards Quinton. What he said got a little bit personal towards Davey – and as we saw it certainly provoked an emotional response."

>The South African camp, however, suggested that Warner had also directed personal abuse towards de Kock about his mother and sister on the field, as well as berating him over his appearance, allegedly saying he had a "face like a bushpig".

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stop watching pirated streams
support cricket by paying

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>Multiple
>Simultaneous
>Devasting
>Deep Strikes
>from Space

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Connoisseur cookies and cream is delicious

grim

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so much racism directed at Australians from the subcontinent

*be based*

Australians are genetically basters

does India have hate speech laws?

very insensitive especially given our convict history

bro it is shakib

>Please consider donating to help the victims of the KyoAni studio fire
oh nononononononononononononononononononononono

Doesn't apply to whites like rest of the world.

yes but anyone can abuse austrlians

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considered it but won't be doing so

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Kek

Ausis basically theifs
Basterds

Thanos' 'What If?' is "What if Thanos did nothing wrong?" and it turns out to just be a re-airing of Infinity War

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youtube.com/watch?v=zjuBn6XQKkk
imagine if he did cricket lads

disgusting racism

love the f bomb getting dropped on live tv in from of 4 million viewers at 4:30

Congradgelations Kankaroos

so true

that was a saffer lmao got no excuse for being that shit at english

This didn't age well

> What are you crying about? I never denied the fact that Australians "cheat". I simply said that they don't go as far as fixing matches or tamper with match balls. Get ya eyes checked fuckwit

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it s like i m on Yea Forums

youtube.com/watch?v=GwFBshjGe8I

album on the decade
youtube.com/watch?v=0Y1wm7CFRCQ

So true

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that's a headscratcher

Grim banter that

Think that was an Indian with QDK as his profile pic

>autosage
RENT FREE

GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG GUCCI GANG

i see cric is back

POZZIES SHOCKED!! INDIA ROCKS!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=X6BKBIOtRXw

Quite a rant

not reading that, could you condense it into a 10 minute youtube vid with 500 jump cuts to unrelated memes?

PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES
PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES
PISTOL GRIP PUMP IN MY LAP AT ALL TIMES
NIGGAS FUCK WITH OTHER NIGGAS SHIT BUT THEY DON'T FUCK WIT MINE
youtube.com/watch?v=v8FtRmTFxiU

>racism is so cool!

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>yeah, I spend my weekends spouting low-effort racist memes on a sports image board. How did you know?

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*steals your world cups*

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please congratulate our girls on their world cup win in the netball guise, they worked very hard and beat australia by ONE goal in the final

HOLY MOTHER OF BASED

honestly cricket who? I'm a netball missile now

but can he figure out how to use a public lavatory?

youtube.com/watch?v=TbCa_0BjFMQ

this is why you should use cricfree :)

tbqh i would go gay *hypothetically in my mind* for warner absolute husbando material

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>anime out

The real convicts

Anime IN

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Based.

Disappointed in you mate

more of a netball nation lads

honest-to-god tune

i'm high inhib

we should've had three WCs this year FUCK

Was this tune ever popular in Australia lads? Remember it from my youth and it was very comfy, even more so with a didgeridoo playing in the background

vocaroo.com/i/s1LKiGGStiol

last for holly ferling

It is shakib bro

Unironically dont believe in evolution or the moon landing

It is very comfy

reckon we need a new thread lads

Just let /cric/ die. No more threads until England hands the cup back