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>WDC Standings L. Hamilton 223 V. Bottas 184 M. Verstappen 136 S. Vettel 123 C. Leclerc 120
>WCC Standings Mercedes 407 Ferrari 243 Red Bull 191 McLaren 60 Renault 39
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Between 3 and 5% of people are gay. There have been 774 F1 drivers. That means that on average there should have been about 30 who were/are gay. It's not statistically impossible, but there would be a vanishingly small chance that none of them have been gay.
Landon Sullivan
My man
Evan Robinson
Alguersuari is an homo
John Morris
I would guess that certain sections of the population have a lower rate of incidence than others. Highly competitive F1 drivers, for instance.
But in any case, it is not "statistically impossible". It is perfectly possible that there have been none.
if it was even half as likely for an F1 driver to be gay, then there should still be 15. You vastly overestimate the value of "perfectly possible". If there were a standard deviation of five, you'd have a next to zero chance that none of those drivers are gay. In the real world, there's an almost 100% chance that at least one F1 driver has been gay.
Gabriel Bennett
red bull.
Lincoln Young
How can Willey Storey control Rich Energy when he was removed as significant owner and director just a few days ago because he sold/gave his shares to unlicenced insolvency practitioners?
Zachary Lewis
>there's an almost 100% chance that at least one F1 driver has been gay.
From what I can assume, Rich Energy Ltd. was just the legal company, Storey owned the rights to the Rich Energy brand/name/etc. and Rich Energy Ltd. just had the licence to use it
Aiden Ortiz
Reminder that Lewis Hamilton is a Daddy-issues insecure THOT
>mfw Crofty will never understand the different between "Joe" and a soft J (like the sound in usual) with an io dipthong and will still be calling him Joe Ven Atzee when he gets his first podium in 2026
>accidentally bumped dead thread but reposting anyhoo
>But race wins have been affected by close competition, e.g. from Nico from Nico, who was enough of a cuck to listen to team orders. >as well as from Ferraris and Red Bulls on occasion yeah, they've had a whopping 15% chance of winning a race in the V6TH era, with it only starting to get to a ~55% sucess rate for Mercedes (read: Lewis, as Bottas was cucked) in 17 and 18. 14, 15 and 16 were absolutely dominant though. This year they're even more dominant again. >as well as breakdowns and retirements Number of Lewis' DNFs in championship winning cars: 8 out of 128 races
Number of Schumacher DNFs in championship winning cars: 15 out of 118 races, plus 2 DSQ and being banned for 2 races in 94
So to summarise: >tf >tp
Michael Morgan
*crack* *sip* mclaren gimi, now that was a driver.
to get people to reply to their tweets. their being william storey. and it works every time.
Tyler Gomez
rate these guys on pure speed in the same car
Schumacher Hamilton Vettel Raikkonen Hakkinen Alonso
Xavier Rivera
>Kubica actually died in that accident and now Claire is cosplaying as a one armed Polack
Blake Gray
impossible.
Christopher Murphy
too hard to rate. Alonso and Schumacher can outdrive shitty cars. Gimi was fast as fuck on his peak years. Hamilton is very consistent. i can't rate them.
Jaxon Nguyen
1. Hamilton 2. Alonso 3. Schumacher 4. Hakkinen 5. Raikkonen 6. Vettel
To be fair I was relatively young in the Schumacher / Hakkinen days and I wasn't as interested in F1 back then.
As for my ranking of the modern drivers, I think Ham and Alonso are very close, and on some days Alonso would be better probably. Alonso is a very good driver. Obviously in 2007 they finished on exactly the same number of points.
And yeah I am putting Ham in first because you'll all get riled up about it basically.
Matthew Lopez
1. Schumi
POWER GAP >POWER GAP POWER GAP
everyone else
Jeremiah Turner
yeah not shit but the "everyone else" part is the interesting one which you simply skipped
Yeah it is hard to compare when they all sort of peaked at different times in different cars... I think so much of seeing a good performance in F1 is about the driver having confidence in a good car. When they have a good car and when they feel confident (e.g. if they feel they have a leg up on their teammate, either through beating them or through having an elevated #1 position in the team) then they will drive more assertively and stuff. So yeah it is hard to compare.
But yeah I think you're right about Alonso outdriving shitty cars, that guy always gave it his all even when he was in a shit car, I definitely think Alonso is definitely one of the best F1 talents of the last two decades.
Isaac Bailey
1. Alo/Hak 2. Hak/Alo 3. nigger 4. Vet 5. Rai
Justin Lee
no chance desu, probably will be HawkinsWL because she has great race pace but terrible quali pace.
Jason Martin
racism aside, this kraut is right
Jonathan Martin
Schumacher Hakkinen Alonso Vettel Raikkonen Maldonado Hamilton
Charles Watson
>amx calling people retards again
Xavier Clark
>you now realize whoever it is he is calling a retard has probably higher/better education than Amx
David Taylor
schumi gimi vettel hamilton alonso miga
all in their prime btw
Noah Hernandez
>all in their prime btw I mean otherwise it'd be a bit unfair for the potato and miga
Grayson Ross
t.ifosi
Jason Moore
Vettel is only 32 that's still in his prime as far as a racing driver's age goes
Joseph Rogers
Schumacher was a machine that dood was legit scary from his approach to racing to the power he had over people and his team and the mind games... 10/10 strong mind elite
Now let's see the rest
Hamilton probably the fastest on pure pace and maximizing the entire season Hakkinen and Alonso very quick drivers like F1 elite quick Vettel and Raikkonen a step behind on pace but both very fortunate in their f1 careers
Eli Jones
People including his team mates thought he had traction control, but the potato just had that good of a feel for the car that he could feather the throttle just about the point you spin the wheels up round corners and correcting for every little slide during the corner. He was a freak of car control.
I wonder how Herbert would have compared if Foitek had not crippled his legs? Still, Herbert did out-qualify Hakkinen at Lotus.
Logan Ross
Vettel and Raikkonen a step behind on pace but both very fortunate in their f1 careers Gimi wasn't fortunate, he had brilliant pace and was actually rather unfortunate all things considered and Vettel won 4 championships, at least two of which he had to fight for. Hamilton only really struggled in 2008 lmao
Chase Green
he still had a pretty decent career desu panis is another one I think was similarly unlucky
Carson Green
not denying that lad. just one of those 'what ifs', because he was really fucking quick before that accident.
wow look at me everybody I know he died a gory death
Xavier Bailey
F1 2017 was the best pre-Halo, V6 era. This is a fact.
>Absolutely glorious looking cars >best team color variety of the decade >competitive ferrari and RB not far behind >red Vettee at its peak >KINO races >seething alonslow >Massa's last year >Force India existed and at its peak >Williams got a meme podium >Ricciardo was actually happy
The colour variety was indeed cool. Also I think the Renault of that year looked better than any of the Renaults since, with the nice gold colouring instead of the very harsh, almost fluorescent, almost green-tinged yellow they use now - also the matte paint looked better.
But for me I preferred 2014 - 2016 because the racing between Lewis and Nico was top level.
I spent today watching the Tour de France and this evening I've been watching bike videos. Including a couple of fixie races which looked really cool. I'm thinking it would be cool to get a fixie - in fact what I would probably do is get a new road bike (because my current '80s road bike is shit), then I can convert my '80s bike into a fixie with relative ease. It's a steel frame in relatively good nick so it's a great candidate for conversion. I know all its flaws too. If I bought something else, who knows what I'd get.
I have a single speed roadie ideal for a pub runner. Can lock ot up and dknt worry about it getting nicked
Easton Walker
Yeah I converted my '80s road bike into a single speed for a while, which was fine when I lived in a city and was just cycling around there (all flat terrain really), but I now live in a hilly area so I've turned it back into a geared bike because it was basically impossible to get up some climbs.
But yeah that was just a single speed, it was using the same rear wheel, just with the chain on a single sprocket. So it would be cool to try fixed and see what that's like.
Jackson Howard
Why the hell not?
Jackson Mitchell
I can feel Pirrelli panic.
Carter Moore
Sure. Better yet make it a 500 miles at Indianapolis. Just to invalidate the triple crown and make Alonso seeth.
Related article: >What would be the plan B for Ferrari, should this hypothesis of Vettel retirement materialize? Plan B has a name and a surname: it's called Kimi Raikkonen. In the Scuderia Ferrari, for reasons of sponsors, it is necessary to have a World Champion driver. On the grid, in addition to the current Ferrari driver and the Finn who is doing very well in Alfa Romeo, we have only Lewis Hamilton. circusf1.com/2019/07/f1-ferrari-pronto-il-piano-b-nel-caso-in-cui-vettel-decida-di-lasciare-maranello.php
no it isn't, dionisia will be unbearable whole week long
Juan Miller
lol at you fags and your semen slurping sport
Juan Young
>Losing to a washed up Senator It's like Gimi BTFOing Gio
Robert Hill
>that pic Sophia to replace Gasly at Red Bull CONFIRMED
Colton Cooper
dont forget based nairo attacking everyone
Anthony Morales
he cracked so fucking hard last stage i doubt he can make it within 2 minutes
Ethan Collins
It was a joke, he will never win the tour just like nando never winning the triple crown
Brayden Hughes
Insider here, Schumi was never actually potatoed, it was just a trick to get out of the public search light. He has spent the last couple of years on hiatus in the Tibetan mountains, but soon he will make his return in his ascended form, and end MWL forever
Jordan Hernandez
oh no, i woke up
Joshua Barnes
Just did a sperm in a petri dish, watching them pass each other under the microscope, better than indycar.
Zachary Parker
I hope you have a nice day, my fellow F1 enthusiasts. =)
Gavin Lopez
Hi, hope you don't.
David Gonzalez
I hope you get run over by a tractor. =)
Michael Hernandez
hehe, quite likely actually thinking about where I live.
Brain develops until 25 so if you are interested in girls below 25, you are a pedophile. They might be physically ready, but not mentally. Get yourself checked, m8
Brandon Clark
what a chinlet
Bentley Ramirez
how did marta do? Didn't hear about her once this race, very poor.
Luis Adams
>there is a timeline where the W-Series is as sucessful as F1 is here >waglad version of /fw/ is called hablass
Nicholas Wilson
rubbish, that may be true for males but it's closer to 21 and females develop faster anyway so I don't see what you are getting cross about, an 18 year old is not a woman it is a girl / boy, stupid to say otherwise and I won't have it.
Sauce? What if I'm under 25, am I not allowed to be interested in girls below 25?
Jackson Moore
Schumacher Alonso Hakkinen Vettel Rai Ralf Schumacher - - - Billy monger - - - - me - - - - shamilton
Isaiah Collins
no this is the season l*wis kills himself because he still expects to be talked about like he is 21 and everyone is more interested in Max and Charl
Brody Martinez
a 30 year old boomer mother of 2 exposed a full field of zoomers
Jack Young
Yet Chadwick overtaked more than her, hmmm
John Carter
And a part-time plumber overtook more than either and almost won. The series is a charity for people who should accept that they will not get anywhere.
Based on potential no one in this series deserves to go any further.
Michael Morales
by finishing 4th?
Caleb Moore
Feels like I've got a massive shit on the way boys. What would be some recommended /f1/ viewing for this trying time?
Yeah but how high is she in the championship? I already said there are only 5 OK drivers and they will never reach F1 but it's something to watch when nothing else is on.
Benjamin Williams
I think Sofia might go there just to gather some budget for normal racing
Dominic Fisher
She already oppsed the idea of doing it plus she more or less already said she'll go to """F3""" if things go like they should
Juan Thomas
I hope Sophia's connections to HWA mean she will get a HWA F3 seat next year. Based on her ability she deserves it. She is a better driver than Bent Viscaal or Keyvan Andres.
Ryder Walker
whats /F1/'s thoughts? youtu.be/QdalHDSQRDk ramblings of a boomer? or based and replilled? or both...
he's not wrong, tho I AM GONNA SAY IT FOR HIM >FUCK FIA >FUCK TODT >FUCK BRAWN >FUCK MERCEDES >FUCK HAMILTON >FUCK FERRARI >FUCK VETTEL >FUCK HALO >FUCK PIRRELI >FUCK TOTO, THE CUNT
the absolute state of this turk >alonso is GOAT >Mclel fucked him in 07 with Hamilbaby >Rarri fucked him because Italians >Mclel fucked him again in Honda meme how is he past it u giga turk
Sebastian Cooper
when the Vtec kicks in and the engine is at 110%
I expect this thing to fall apart in the second part of the season.
Luis Parker
that's a lot of bad language for such little substance
>trying to come up with excuses for your paedophilia and off-topic posting You're fucking pathetic and I will report everything that's off-topic. Enjoy your ban.
I mean, it would be fucking hilarious if it happened. Can you just imagine the radio message memes? All the tears when they continually lose races due to bad team strategy and an overemotional driver? Hamilton trying to speak Italian on the Monza podium with his dumb UK/US accent?
Please let it happen
Carson Davis
>i think it should stand for women and GIRLS because i'm a fucking paedophile Fucking degenerate
Caleb Bailey
>Hamilton trying to speak Italian He's not an autist like Shittel
Ethan Allen
Reminder that if you have a girlfriend you are a paedophile.
>implying an 18 year old is a woman and not a girl
Read the thread you retard.
Dylan Perez
>I-I-I'M DEFINITELY NOT A PAEDOPHILE EVEN THOUGH I OBSESS OVER UNDERAGE FEMALE DRIVERS
Zachary Fisher
OH NO NO! MAMA MIA!
Nathan Baker
Go be a fucking paedo somewhere else, nonce.
Colton Murphy
Stop exposing yourself nonce boy.
Jayden Cook
Oh yeah, he would, you know he would. Or what if Ferrari actually becomes good? Ahahaha just joking... unelss?
Jeremiah Torres
>brits infighting over paedophilia imagine if you guys were this concerned when Jimmy Saville was on TV
Ayden Cruz
>Or what if Ferrari actually becomes good? Ahahaha just joking... unelss? Well that would also be fucking hilarious if the last two WDCs for them were Rai & Ham. Alonso and Vettel would be btfo for eternity.
Hunter Thompson
Only here can simple honest F1 talk devolve into this shit lmao youtu.be/BHXhaf_QSzQ
Jeremiah James
The Finn started it, then you have retards who are so closeted that they think the word "girl" refers solely to children, very sad.
Robert Taylor
Daily Reminder that Jacques Villenueve is a pedophile
Isaac Walker
>n-no u! Pathetic, just like all nonces.
>Oh yeah, he would, you know he would. I doubt it. Has Kimi ever done it?
I wasn't even alive when he was on TV.
Aiden Ward
need chris morris to return in 2019 desu
Chase Flores
wat does this have to do with f1? you guys are faggots.
Joshua Green
>says no u to begin with wew
Jose Thomas
And a cripplephobe
Jaxson Brown
Some italian guy screencaped this and even made an article about it
>I doubt it. Has Kimi ever done it? Kimi isn't a bitch of a PR machine like hamkek. He doesn't care how people view him, while the poor old stevenage bloke would learn all then phrases just to be even more likeable. "l-look guise mi speako italiano!"
Kayden James
MAIKL SHUMAKA*
Sebastian Moore
Ferrari can actually become good if they finally hire non italians in some senior positions like during the Schumi era. They could have hired Seidl already but they will probably just get Vasseur once Binotto decides he's had enough.
>I doubt it. Has Kimi ever done it? Hammo has done it already for meaningless interviews, I let you imagine what he would come up to if he has to speak on Monza's podium as a Ferrari driver
Jaxson Nguyen
My first post was pointing out what WAG stands for mate.
Eh, I dunno if Ham would, and anyway we're very unlikely to see him ever drive for Ferrari.
>Hammo has done it already for meaningless interviews Spoken Italian? Really?
If they take grid penalties to replace PU components with new ones Max will just overtake his way to the front Literally the only teams that can stop him are Mercedes and Ferrari and Ferrari doesn't seem to have pace That's a guaranteed P5, possibly up to P3, could even snag fastest lap while hustling through the field
Alexander Foster
Precisely, you didn't even bother reading the thread or even that comment train you just thought you'd jump in and point something out that everyone already knew.
Wyatt Gutierrez
what was it about
Jason Ramirez
>Spoken Italian? Really? Not full blown conversations, some greetings to a journalist. Still 10 times more than Kimi ever did
Kayden Torres
Voglio ringraziare la mia squadra, specialmente ragazzi e ragazze a Maranello, non avrei potuto farlo senza di te. E la folla, la migliore folla. Grazie, grazie Dio. Mi alzo ancora. Ferrari numero uno, sempre.
>Steiner: 'We need to find a solution for our drivers.' >Pietro Fittipaldi: 'I'm ready for a 2020 race seat.' Is Gunther going to expose himself?
Angel Green
He said "ciao" once in 2007 You can actually point out Ferrari and Alfa Romeo are italian words but I don't feel like counting them in
Sebastian Turner
Someone who claims that WAG stands for anything other than "wives and girlfriends" is incorrect so I just pointed that out mate.
Ah yeah you're right. youtube.com/watch?v=K04DUwQORto But whether he would do the whole "GRAZIE RAGAZZI" thing that Seb does, well I doubt it. I guess it's all irrelevant though because it's highly unlikely he'll ever drive for Ferrari, he'll just stay at Merc until he retires.
Hunter Nguyen
WAG becomes something else when wives and girlfriends are not being posted.
Adam Morris
Formula E "highlights" with Mario Kart cgi over it. Surprised these retards didn't actually ask permission before promoting their series with, you know, trademarked content from another company.
On team radio probably not except maybe "grazie" but if he happens to be on Monza's podium I think it will happen for sure
Hunter Collins
bold strategy.
Caleb Gray
>Is Gunther going to expose himself? Only if he hires another joker like Grojean.
Jayden Scott
nice, gonna fap now
Carter Young
Was it an official video? Surely not. Must be a fan made video right?
Gavin Cooper
Based
Hudson King
Nope, official
William Jenkins
man I really want to believe tabi sports a landing strip
Michael Cox
If so, that's ridiculous
Gavin Miller
Was probably caught out for music by content ID.
Even if you get the rights that things usually gets you.
Easton Clark
when you google-search with the youtube-url, you can see it listed under "Videos" with "ABB Formula E" as the user. toplel
Owen Green
>I doubt it. Has Kimi ever done it? i think i read from his book or somewhere else that the only italian he spoke was just the greetings in the very first press conference with ferrari (to which he arrived late and drunk ebin)
Luis Hernandez
Wanna see AMX botch a 24h race?
Christopher James
ye
Ian Young
Go watch Goblando's stream he's driving the last stint
so you can send him a message and ask for victoria's panties
Joseph Long
ut oh
Oliver Scott
Should be watching better channels lad. Come on open the front door. I'll let myself in in a bit ok. Day hello to your nan from me yeah. Turn off whatever garbo boy you're watching now. It'll only rot your brain into mush. I should now. I was a beef brain boy once.
>Lmao get rid of the stewards, just let them race!! Fucking braindead boomer
Liam Allen
the boomer's right you know
Thomas Evans
Could Nico do better than Vivian?
Samuel Taylor
The REAL solution is to have grass and gravel runoffs so that going off track has its own built-in punishment. Then you wouldn't need artificial stewards' penalties.
it's not that bad of a place tbqhwy motorsportsstreams is really useful plus they have all the porn you could need sorted into niche subreddits
Bentley Bennett
What's wrong with /gif/?
Josiah Price
Monger's
Nicholas Taylor
Glad someone agrees. Also didn't they pave all these runoffs for "safety" or something, at least that's what I've seen posted? But I don't understand that at all. The carbon monocoque of modern F1 cars is so strong that it protects the driver extremely well. If a car were to roll upon hitting gravel I don't think it would be a big issue at all. Cars have high speed impacts with the barriers all the time and the drivers are almost always uninjured.
Justin Lopez
it's just that the same stuff is being recycled I can wank for hours and a few threads worth of material is not nearly enough
Ethan Ortiz
nice addiction
Anthony Russell
freak
Aaron Jackson
this Maybe even some ultra tire eating surface would be acceptable for >muh safety, but having no stewards involved would just lead to amx tier """""""""""""""""defending"""""""""""" and kill the sport.
