/heem/

I offer you this : kevin "poop" lee

What is full reptile's endgame?

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has adan seen this?

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Thawlts?

*blocks your path*

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Where the picks user at?

is she taking a piss?

It's a tampon string.

i'll post them in a few minutes

HEEM ME INISDE

I offer you this: Aspen Ladd won the story

Is that Schaub's girl?

her legacy on /heem/ is completely flushed. The war and the story were lost that night.

Who is the G2 of mma?

Sweet

yes

Your mom is pretty funny when standing up naked in front of my dick, I offer you that

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Rafael dos Anjos vs. Leon Edwards
Aleksei Oleinik vs. Walt Harris
Greg Hardy vs. Juan Adams
James Vick vs. Dan Hooker
Alexander Hernandez vs. Francisco Trinaldo
Andrei Arlovski vs. Ben Rothwell

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RDA
Olenik
Adams
Vick
Trinaldo
Rothwell

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The Greg Hardy meme ends tonight

I regret picking Arlovski. But then again i don't regret picking Arlovski.

big if true

Vince Champ had the best gimmick a comedian ever had

Edwards
Aleksei
Hardy
Hooker
Hernandez
Rothwell

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Hafael
Harris
Hardy
Hooker
Hernandez
Hothwell

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is that Tunger pulling down mommy's pants?

DICEY DICEYYYY

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Ardeeay
Harris
Hardy
Hangman
Hernandez
Rothwell

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RDA
Oleinik
Hardy
Hooker
Hernandez
Arlovski

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Edwards
Oleinik
Hardy
Vick
Hernandez
Rothwell

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Bet Khabib has a small but thick cock

you're already on there bud

This is the first time Leon faces world-class competition, finna put a cheeky fiver on CanDA.

The best kind

I think this is the least predictable card I've seen in a long time

Even the prelims are hard to pick. There is no way I'll risk a parlay on this card

>RDA
>Harris
>Hardy
>Hooker
>Hernandez
>Arlovski

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Edwards
Harris
Hardy
Hooker
Hernandez
rothwell

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That hand after he gets heemed

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pennington vick and rda are all underdogs

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Conor was winning round 3 until he lost, but he would win rounds 4 and 5 100%

>before the third round
>after the third round

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Rough n Rowdy is my new favorite combat sports promotion

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How do we kill all the discords and revive heem?

What kind of losers use discord

Think Leon Edwards is a good wrestler for a Brit, but RDA can outwrestle him despite the size difference.

anybody that chooses discord already makes heem better by not being here

heem goes through like 15 threads once fight time comes what are you talking about "revive"?

heem is dead because so many posters went to discord. we used to be way more active and have better bants. now it's dernfag and spammy creating 50% of the posts

*heems you into the living death to defend r/heem's honor*

how many bongs before fights

>google "rough and rowdy"
>their own description: "Rough N Rowdy is amateur fighters with no defense throwing haymakers in the most action packed 4 hours ..."
Pass.

Heeminder that Khabib, Tony, Colby, Mcgregor, Holloway, DC, GSP, Gastelum, Woodley, and Poirier are all manlets.

I'm a casual, am i welcome?

Dan Hardy tours the ATT facility.

youtube.com/watch?v=bDeV5dx4UlI

cringe

when will discorders quit shilling their secret club

as long as you don’t make us unzip and you keep your takes to yourself, I will not heem you into a living death

precisely 2 bongs and 13 bings til prelims me ol' chap.

this many
*smacks you in the face with my flaccid cock twice*

why u flaccid bro? im never flaccid when im hanging out with my bros bro.

i don't know b

stay there

Here we go with this shit again.
>mmgay
>(You)FC dehydration wraslin "champion"ship
>real sport
We got:
>Toilet Till
>Latrine Ladd aka Asspain Lard aka 6head
>Urinal Urijah aka Chinballs aka team Omega Manlets
>Outhouse Ortega aka T-CTE aka Roidtega
>Gent's room Gustafsson aka Anus Gus
>Restroom Rockhold aka Flushed Puke aka Cockhold
>Washroom Woodley aka Tyreese Snoozley aka Tyreke Stoolsley
>Men's room McGregor aka Gab Gooby
>Potty Poirier aka Pissoir Poirier aka Dustbin Poorier
>Loo Lee aka Gevin-up Pee
>Cesspool Cerrone aka Clogboy Cerrone
>Diaper Dodson
>Kakalina Krapperkevich aka Dookie Kookie
>Bathroom Borg
>Portajon jones aka Junkheap Jones aka Pulsating Janni
>Scat Zingano aka Alpha Can-of-guano
>GloryHoley Holm
>W.C. D.C. aka Drainpipe Daniel
>Ben Rotsmell
>Blendin Shart aka Sexuality Hybrid
>Commody Garbrandt
>Diarrhea Dos Santos aka Face Plantos
>Robert Shittaker akd Doobby Wheetkaker
>Valentina Shitchunko aka Foul Bullet
>Stinkpee Miocic ake Sleepe Stenchic
>Rose Namurinas aka Thud Rose
>Alistair Diarrheem aka Pottychair Odorstream aka Garbagepail Urinestream
>Shitter Shogun
>TakePee Sperguson aka El Cacuy
>Soil Stack Smith aka LyingTurd
>Kenny Bathroomfloorian
>Crap Barry
>Wandiarrhlei Silva aka Uma C-T-Eicia
>Farticio Werdum aka Febrezetheroom Offumes
>NateCan Diarrhiaz

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Watching the free pettis fight while shitting trying to time the plops to the punches so far so good total diarrhea fountain fast paced action

poober cooper

Poo-Pee De Randemie

Thoughts on 19:00?
Thoughts on Discord?
Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?

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Hardy ironically and unironically dindu nuffin

Wrong

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Conor won round 1

CHICKS WITH DICKS THREAD POST YOU'RE BEST BAN GUNS. OPEN THE USA BORDER. RAISE TAXES. MAKE RACISM ILLEGAL EXCEPT AGAINST WHITES. Mon 18 Feb 2019 18:04:07 No.90989220 ViewReport
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www.twitter.c Anonymous Sun 10 Feb 2019 10:29:56 No.90826227 ViewReport
no trolling: who is your favourite female fighter without lying to me or the team? - mini khabib (kylie meade) san diego california, punisher bass derek schott netflix enthusiast wwe fan st louis missouri.
IM BACK THEY SAY THE 3RD POST CAN BE TRICKY BUT I AM STILL TRIPPING !L/mapW1pwc Thu 07 Feb 2019 19:00:21 No.90768343 ViewReport
as if contending with these statist captchas wasn't enough we have some low iq poor derek schott working us into a shoot
Anonymous Wed 06 Feb 2019 21:34:56 No.90755271 ViewReport
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how to buy groceries. Why? Because his greatest true accomplishment in life was the one time he wiped his own ass without smearing shit onto his balls.
0 replies 0 retweets 0 likes
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who said a pack of tiki torch holding neo nazi pricks were "very fine people".
0 replies 1 retweet 1 like
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who doesn't know how empathy works. Remember how he had cliff notes on how to act when he met with some of the Parkland kids? He had to fake having empathy for kids who survived a school shooting. That's a sociopath.
0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy Who's so evil, he told a child on Christmas Eve that Santa wasn't real.
0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

#DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy who thinks we should easily be able to pay down the national debt by simply printing more money.
0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
16h16 hours ago

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HOW MANY BINGS BONGS

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Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jul 5

Sister Bass handed me a giant Pride flag and asked me to hang it in my garage where my Glenn Beck listening fats cheeto voting LGBT hating asshole neighbor can see it.

I'm currently working on a lightup display case for it, maybe some speakers too.
Derek Schott
@Punisher_Bass
Jul 5

For dinner tonight I've got two whole chickens I'm going to carve up and fry, I'm also making mashed potatoes from scratch and cornbread. I was going to make biscuits from scratch but the recipe calls for 1/2lb of butter and I don't hate my body that much.

So... CORNBREAD!

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1 bong and 55 bings

>summer is hot
imagine that

Picking winners without odds or anything at stake is retarded

Zashit Magoshitdiarrheapoo

for it's Theo "The Rat King" Von

then post your slip little fairy boy faggot

thank

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dos
Oleinik
juan two three
hooker
hernandez
Rothwell

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Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?
twitter.com/punisher_bass
thezanesimon
boxingbusch
mookiealexander
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Zionists..
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck AOC.
Shoot all border hoppers on sight.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem

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>not watching boxing
cringe

I have 40k at risk across every fight on the card nigger

I offer you this: Jade Rivera

im posting in box luca
Thoughts on taking a nap?
thoughts on working over night?
thoughts on brick walls?
thoughts on billie eilish?
thoughts on instagram?
thoughts on gymnastics?
thoughts on airplanes?
thoughts on haemochromatosis?
thoughts on 10 hour shifts?
thoughts on Yea Forums?
thoughts on the boston red sox?
thoughts on taking the picks?
thoughts on nsfw pictures?
thoughts on steven sletten?
thoughts on lillian?
thoughts on EKRE?
thoughts on sophie griffin?
thoughts on kylie maede?
thoughts on jessica rose clark?
thoughts on seinfeld?
thoughts on kramer?
thoughts on derek schott?
thoughts on working proxies?
thoughts on the dark knight?
thoughts on milan?
thoughts on prague?
thoughts on flowers?
thoughts on chocolate?
thoughts on michael?
thoughts on KAPO?
thoughts on interpol?
thoughts on scat?
thoughts on spamming?
thoughts on inherting 20 million usd?
thoughts on mini khabib?
thoughts on cyber security?
thoughts on being black and gay?
thoughts on wiggers?
thoughts on the chevy camaro?
twitter.com/punisher_bass
thezanesimon
boxingbusch
mookiealexander
Fuck niggers.
Fuck jews.
Fuck whites who convict whites for killing blacks.
Fuck rap.
Fuck r&b
Fuck hiphop
Fuck wiggers
Fuck ms13
Fuck the triads
Fuck coal burners.
Fuck oil drillers.
Fuck the EU.
Fuck NATO.
Fuck all white traitors.
Fuck Muslims
Fuck Zionists..
Fuck Chinks.
Fuck Weebs.
Fuck Autists.
Fuck Gang Members.
Fuck criminals.
Fuck AOC.
Shoot all border hoppers on sight.
Fuck diversity.
Fuck multiculturalism.
Fuck vegans.
Fuck gun grabbers.
Fuck Jerusalem

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In many ways, yes.

I offer you this: Does an Aspen Ladd shit in the woods?

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I would love to inherite some 20 mil

RDA
Oleinik
Hardy
Hooker
Hernandez
Arlovski (I BELIEVE MOTHERFUCKERS!!!)

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Anonymous Wed 09 Jan 2019 15:48:56 No.90142947 View
its almost as if rose wants to lose the belt. agreeing to fight in brazil when she can't leave the house. i don't know if it matters much since it's strawweight wmma but joanna did infinitely more to try to promote herself and the ufc than rose has since becoming champ

hi notepad/swisop
Anonymous Sun 06 Jan 2019 12:36:39 No.90065599 View
what time are the fights on? where is swisop?
Anonymous Mon 10 Sep 2018 09:02:26 No.87449286 View
coral
spammer
dockbro
adan
fav. fem. fight?
i own /heem/
serbian horse heemer
lithcuck
spergop
calendar
swisop
notepad
edgestonia
schaub posting
tcity posting
dern posting
peru hating canadian
le running away looking at clock man
is conduit a meme fighter
prime schaub would heem ngannou
all me btw
Anonymous Fri 10 Aug 2018 08:33:44 No.86836709 View
this is swisop not spergop
Anonymous Thu 08 Mar 2018 15:52:07 No.82116600 View
hello spergop ur finally back

woops meant swisop sorry
Anonymous Wed 14 Feb 2018 12:18:37 No.81613193 View
>2015 also always had good OPs
for sure i disagree my man spergop was a little sloppy a couple of times. swisop for sure stepped his game up in 2016
Anonymous Mon 20 Nov 2017 08:34:07 No.79820665 View
thanks, swisop.
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Anonymous Thu 09 Nov 2017 17:47:37 No.79576139 View
he can't find a clit but he can tell you what day of the week your birthday fell on
-SWISOP
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Anonymous Mon 23 Oct 2017 11:36:05 No.79186108 View
>swisop
>getting a gf ever
Anonymous Sat 07 Oct 2017 11:10:11 No.78759391 View
Is SWISOP still around?
ThatOneCodyFan Thu 29 Jun 2017 17:41:09 No.76839554 View
Fuck u and ur dog mr lister/sperg op/swisop you mug

Fuck off be4 i embarrass u and ur crue again

Might even heem ur gay dog this time as well
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Anonymous Thu 29 Jun 2017 17:30

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New thread:

im a casual
wont be watching anyway since i dont recognize a single name on the card
im only concerned with fighters that matter like khabib nurmagemedov and colby covington

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>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:06:06 No.94339995▶
>
> 1 bong and 55 bings
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:06:14 No.94339997▶
>
> >summer is hot
> imagine that
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:06:39 No.94340006▶
> Picking winners without odds or anything at stake is retarded
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:07:04 No.94340014▶
>
> Zashit Magoshitdiarrheapoo
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:07:46 No.94340027▶
>
> for it's Theo "The Rat King" Von
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:08:00 No.94340033▶
>
> then post your slip little fairy boy faggot
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:08:04 No.94340038▶
>File: grasso (152).jpg (93 KB, 1080x974)
>93 KB
>
> thank
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:08:40 No.94340050▶
>File: Cortney-Casey-Feet-3471917.jpg (140 KB, 1080x2076)
>140 KB
>
> dos
> Oleinik
> juan two three
> hooker
> hernandez
> Rothwell

based

Edwards
the big nigger
Hardy
Vick
Hernandez
Arlovski

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what about
>/peem/
I invented it don’t steal pls

redpilled

damn he based

I invented /peem/ like 4 months ago beaner

I would buy Jade for $10,000 if she was human trafficked

Post your walkouts
Im torn between
youtube.com/watch?v=AKLrKMz-avE
and
youtube.com/watch?v=_Ud1ETRmqtc

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Crippled young child goes to /heem/, gets bullied with massive bants of many anons, doesn't feel good and spams - AUTISM. Many such cases!

RDA
Oleinik
Hooker
Hardy
Hernandez
Rothwell

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Yeah, ah, we're talking this way

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The state of the general reflects its users as does every general.

Thoughts on northern europeans?
Thoughts on race mixing?
Thoughts on /heem/?
Thoughts on Twitch streaming?
Thoughts on Jade From State Farm?
Thoughts on Lukas?

>>Scat Zingano aka Alpha Can-of-guano
haha imagine a nice scat sesh with Zingano haha also I invented Cat "heemd husband" Zingano

based
cringe
based
cringe
no comment
cringe

>What if the USA wins the 2022 World Cup? Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:27:01 No.94340393▶
> What if the USA wins the 2022 World Cup?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:27:32 No.94340404▶
> (OP)
> That's really nasty
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:28:11 No.94340418▶
>
> back to /pol/ transphobe
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:28:26 No.94340424▶
> Why do trannies do this?
> When they keep the penis they look so much hotter.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:29:17 No.94340440▶
> WHAT THE FUCK
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:30:35 No.94340466▶
>File: 1497028105616.png (84 KB, 250x256)
>84 KB
> Is there actually someone on the planet who looks at that and thinks to themselves, "I am so fucking turned on right now"?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:30:51 No.94340471▶
> (OP)
> >wypipo
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:32:03 No.94340492▶
> MOOOOOODS!!! DO YOUR FUCKING JOB JANNIE PIECE OF SHIT
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:32:10 No.94340493▶
>
> Necrophiliacs
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)23:33:35 No.94340521▶
> would you eat this for 1 million dollar?

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RDA
Boa Constrictor
Hammerhead
The Texecutioner
Alexander the Great
Arlovski

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Thoughts on northern europeans?
shit food shit weather
Thoughts on race mixing?
based if the father is white
Thoughts on /heem/?
chins deleted, def in the twilight of its career
Thoughts on Twitch streaming?
what do you mean?
Thoughts on Jade From State Farm?
can
Thoughts on Lukas?
cuck

based

>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:39:16 No.94339479▶
> Think Leon Edwards is a good wrestler for a Brit, but RDA can outwrestle him despite the size difference.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:39:27 No.94339484▶
>
> anybody that chooses discord already makes heem better by not being here
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:41:04 No.94339514▶
>
> heem goes through like 15 threads once fight time comes what are you talking about "revive"?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:41:14 No.94339518▶
>
>
> heem is dead because so many posters went to discord. we used to be way more active and have better bants. now it's dernfag and spammy creating 50% of the posts
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:43:08 No.94339558▶
>
> *heems you into the living death to defend r/heem's honor*
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:44:30 No.94339580▶
> how many bongs before fights
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:45:03 No.94339591▶
>
> >google "rough and rowdy"
> >their own description: "Rough N Rowdy is amateur fighters with no defense throwing haymakers in the most action packed 4 hours ..."
> Pass.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:45:47 No.94339603▶
> Heeminder that Khabib, Tony, Colby, Mcgregor, Holloway, DC, GSP, Gastelum, Woodley, and Poirier are all manlets.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)22:46:16 No.94339611▶
> (OP)

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based derrick

prove it faggot

no way Jose

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Jajaja, ahí te chingó cabrón.

Casual here. I'll post wherever the fuck I like.

Fartem Jackoff

>making that old dog who can't even get over that log hike with her every day
why are mma fighters such retards?

Rafael
Aleksei
Hardy
Hooker
Hernandez
Ben

I'm 100% correct btw

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i try to get my mom to watch mma but she says whenever she turns it on it's just two men rolled up in a ball not moving

Ever do any livestreamed mosque massacring?

youtube.com/watch?v=PiauQ7P7mtQ
Unironically will use this for ammys

Based
Who's your favorite mma fighter?

Okay, why the fuck did you type that out and post that??? No seriously are you fucking stupid? Why would you share that with anyone outside of your stupid fucking faggot circle???
Kill yourself. No seriously kill yourself only moments after having read this reply.
You are a waste of life and every passing second of you still breathing is more tragic than and play, book, or historical event could compare to. I fucking hate and loathe you so fucking much. Please die.

seethe

STILL MY BOIIIII!!!!

George is a douche.

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Wow really clever. Fucking die

his names jorge you filthy casual don't anglicize his name like a stupid faggot casual r*ditr

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Hangman
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SEETHE

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Housimah palhahes
Henan Bahao
Hoyce Ghacie

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>his names jorge you filthy casual don't anglicize his name like a stupid faggot casual r*ditr

George you dumb you so dumb like a cash me asside girl go fight at Kimbos for 20$.

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I win, heh.

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I offer you this

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MMA really does attract the lowest caliber of people from most of the fighters... and all promoters, reporters, and fans
I really like danas trying to market her to the hippy, hiking, organic crowd but shes too fat and stupid

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Tonight's card is better than 240. Calendar you can take the picks for 240.

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>adams over /ourguy/ Hardy
only a fuckin leaf. a weeb leaf at that

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still smarter than boxers...or are we?

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boom roasted

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Rhonda Rousey.

Ever do any actually funny shitposts?

links?

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Unfunny NIGGER

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You can't say that word my man, heh.

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Okay, why the fuck did you type that out and post that??? No seriously are you fucking stupid? Why would you share that with anyone outside of your stupid fucking faggot circle???
Kill yourself. No seriously kill yourself only moments after having read this reply.
You are a waste of life and every passing second of you still breathing is more tragic than any play, book, or historical event could compare to. I fucking hate and loathe you so fucking much. Please die.

who is this

depends, boxing is so black these days... but it has history
also my boy Usyk is pretty based

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Leon
Granpa Ezekiel
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Arlovski

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Make me stop NIGGER

seethe

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Seethe.

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you sure you me to do that?

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holy moly based

HAHAHAHAHA SOOO FUCKING FUNNY TO POINT OYT A TYPO KID YOURE SO FUCKING SMART AND CLEVER REPLYING TO SOMEONE ELSE PRETEDNING TO BE ME YOU COPYCAT FUCKING STUPID NIGGER
YOURE SO FUCKING MAD RN AND PROJECTING LMAO ITS PATHETIC

all out of links bud, have a good stream though, you want?

seethe.

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Based streamposter, sticking it to the man.

heh heh heh faggot

Tony looks like a wax sculpture here it's very unsettling, I think he was channeling supernatural forces the night he fought Cowboy.

OOOOO yeah same image and same style HAHAHAHA soo funny. Copying and correcting my shit involving others and then you fucking fuck off you idot just fuck off

lad looks like eddie bravo

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>homosports.xyz/fzony-1-fc-magdeburg.php
kek found my new favorite streamsite

>seethe
>cope
>have sex
Yea Forums gets grimmer by the day.

It was lagging by over a minute the last time.
t. former homo

Boi he do be seethin doe

SOOOO FUNNY
Fuck off nigger

This is what zoomers unironically find funny

why are BJJ guys so much more well spoken, more intelligent and better looking than >mma "people"

honestly, the boxing of the 90s was pure niggerism, mma guys look like intellectuals compared to them

heh, me thinks you're SEETHING

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go back to /pol/ then ya lil edgy fucker

next question, why is heem always so angry?

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git gud faggot

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>why are BJJ guys so much more well spoken, more intelligent and better looking than >mma "people"

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Legends say that /heemsters/ are descendants of Hercules himself..

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hard to picture.
easier to picture angry overweight guys smashing their keyboards.

unpopular opinion: Very first prelims /heem/ is best /heem/ because it is the only time where you are certain we are completely devoid of cazzies

is conor a nazi

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I can't speak for all of heem but I'm currently 3% bodyfat 250 pounds 6'6 and I can dumbbell curl 2 fully grown Mesquite trees, the ones with the 2-3 inch thorns on them.

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dilate

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No, I dont.

Degenerate germans

Here Everyone's Eternally Miffed

true but tyson era was pure kino

wipe ur ass eric

Go get us the inside scoop from the underground Dublin pikey whatsapp groups, Seamus.

keenan and craig jones seem like good hearted lads

On my way to dispensary for an oil cartridge, looking to get some edibles. I had some shitty candy ones before then got a cereal cookie that fucked me up good. What edible should I get?

He's evolving every fight. Soon doc/corner of his opponents will stop the fight just after 1 round.
Wake up Khabib.

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get some hash oil lolipops

I think you should reflect upon the choices you're making in life, friend.

why are you a racist p.o.s??

BJJ is unironically a high IQ sport, it's why cazzies can't watch it. They don't understand or appreciate the strategies involved.

help i'm trying to click the links but the image only minimizes on me, I really wanna watch this "fighting gala"

time for a new computer, axel axelsson

Restart your computer

>keenan and craig jones seem like good hearted lads

there are so many good bois in bjj
>keenan
>craig
>marcelo
>renato laranja
>xandre

at the start of the ufc there were more nice guys there, but it quickly turned into niggerism, but good boi Askren will always be my boi...OK he is a bit notty sometimes, but still good boi

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leave the poor guy alone
press ALT + F4 and go outside

>Edibles while watching MMA
gtfo

Tex Johnson started out as a good boi, he really let me down

ABSOLUTE BANKER LA

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he looks retarded tbqh famalam

>unironically watching bjj
Yikes I'm pretty fucking into it myself but watching it, especially gi, is mind numbing

Edibles are for anxious faggots, get some nice extracts and weed.

Didn't his ex break into his place and was a crackhead or something? Why does he get shit for beating a chicken head that broke into his place?

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Did you get the discord by any chance?

and desu if he really hit her with malice she would've been dead now, is Hardy may I say it.. our boy?

only soys give a fuck

i don't need no discord

Borg came in at barely 136 when he's supposed to be a flyweight. Fuck that stupid motherfucker.

WAS

JAMAL

ASIAN?!?

He appealed and she didn't show up to court.
Ofc cucks don't care about that.

Idk, but he seems like someone who is trying his best to clear his name and he is always positive while the camera is on him. He makes reddit + Twitter + Youtube SEETHE more than fucking Jon, therefor being /ourguy/. Good Luck Hardy, you have /heem/s support

I mean there is proof she was hit but I feel he was in good reason. She broke into his fucking place and lied about it later. Fucking America.

10 bings lads

>Tex Johnson started out as a good boi, he really let me down

he probably still is, if you are talking about the rape accusation its probably a meme accusation thots do.

>miyao bros are also nice boys, but I dont like their style
>roger gracie super nice guy as well

>he looks retarded tbqh famalam

ur gay. keenan is a smart guy.

hes pretty based

What are you a comedian?

I like his interviews. He seems like a nice dude who knows what he is doing and what he is trying to achieve

this pls stay

glad his kid is dead desu

the rape accusation and I heard he heems all his teammates when training

It's all just #MeToo basedboys hating. Honestly, women deserve to get hit from time to time. If she broke into his house, she is just like any other intruder. She's lucky she isn't dead.

Remember Floyd went to jail because his ex was high as fuck and acting up with kids around and he needed to handle her and she got a blue mark.

wait hes ded? i thawt brandon shaub paid for a new heart?

>the rape accusation and I heard he heems all his teammates when training

rapes are a meme, you should know that as well, regarding training its the stupid porrada mentality within unity

well I will support this can now

it's odd because all of the guys I know who train in jujitsu, kickboxing, boxing, martial arts etc are all quite chill people. confident yes, but not anything like the overly aggressive characters I encounter here. makes me think.

>Edwards
>Oleinik
>Vick
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>Rothwell

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>rapes are a meme, you should know that as well
you make a good point... tex johnson: good boi
robo cop trains close to me, should i go to the gym and provoke him into a fight?

5 of 6

>Edwards
>Oleinik
>Hardy
>Vick
>Hernandez
>Rothwell

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Early prelims starting soon
Looking forward to the Bantamweight vs Lightweight fight!

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women are holes.

gamethread

HE WAS
D
I
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E
Y

>8AM
what a godly sunday morning

we're all in here faggot

>robo cop trains close to me, should i go to the gym and provoke him into a fight?

THIS

do you think hell make it in the (((ufc))) ? Is he juicing too much currently?

Coffee and fights, it's a good life

Zoey and Chris!

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Soon Ferguson's own face will be added to that collage.

Rafael Dos Anjos
Aleksei Oleinik
Greg Hardy
James Vick
Alexander Hernandez
Ben Rothwell

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Aleksei Oleinik
Greg Hardy
Dan Hooker
Francisco Trinaldo
Ben Rothwell

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that's for fags only. real men uses crackstreams

>cruz on commentary
Wish Rogan was doing a fight companion so I could mute this twerp.

i was at the UFC recently and met a few fighters.I'm Irish so naturally McGregor gets brought up.

Met Khabib and as soon as I opened my mouth, some of his boys got all twitchy asking "You are Conor supporter?" i told them to wind their necks in, Conor was beat fairly. Khabib was like "guys relax, he's not fanboy of McTapper." was fucking weird.

Also met Diaz, asked him about McGregor Diaz 3, he said "Let's go motherfucker." He was actually a sound lad too, chuffed to have Irish fans and said "I get a lot of love from Ireland."

Also, I'm not into baldy girls but I'd slam Rose so hard.
Any of you autists meet fighters/go to live events?

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kek same happened to me, i'm danish tho

you going to ufc copenhagen? maybe we can hangout?

actually talked about going with some friends, i'll hit you up if i go. Let's hang if i do come

how long till prelims lads, got time for a run?

gay

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>Smile'N Sam
>Bruce Leeroy
>Greg Hardy
>Roxanne
this is a great meme card

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Meme the Mememan Memer from Meme Zealand

its already on.

Colares stole a decision. which is good because i bet on him

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Is Mario Bautista related to Dave "the Animal" Batista?

>p-pinning your opponent against the cage doesn't count as control time!
>m-muh fake stats that are not used during the fight said so so it must be true!
Lmao.

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Korean guy is jacked

Best walkout song from Assassin creed

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Honestly after the excitement of last night's Rough n Rowdy this shit is boring as fuck.

Would you guys buy MMA girl Bathwater from the star females?

ONE OF THE GOOD GUYS

*muah*

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Unlikeable guy.

Yes you weirdo.

i think those were the most effective shoulder strikes i've ever seen

No, what could I really do with it? Vape it?

Imagine gassing in the second round as a bantamweight. Absolute fucking cans.

To think there's a weight class below this one is almost unbelievable

Where is this card?

there was the ones jon jones did against rampage that dislocated rampage's shoulders

these are second most.

Heem dead?

The only bigger cans than Asians are Russians. Flushed.

that is what came to mind for me as well.

fucking legend lmao

UFC game thread mate

unironically based

The ref is like twice the size of these bantamweight midgets.

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Dan Hooker
Francisco Trinaldo
Andrei Arlovski

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Leon Edwards
Aleksei Oleinik
Greg Hardy
Dan Hooker
Alexander Hernandez
Ben Rothwell

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bano hardy

WHITTMAN FUCKOFF

Whenever I'm about to eat desserts I hear the voice of my boy Big B Brendan Schaub saying "Water ywe doin here?" and stop myself. I was gonna buy a bucket of ice cream from smart and final when I said to myself "Whatre we doin here?" and stopped myself from buying it. It was chocolate swirl for only $5.99 for an entire bucket.
Thank you Brendan

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>5 posts thru 1 hour of fight night
How is the UFC this dead

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dumb ameriKKKan

I'm not even watching it

there's a gamethread lad
been a huge blast so much banter hahahahahaha

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>Fighting with a shirt on

lol I just checked the wiki for UFC San Atonio and every fight so far has been a decision. Is there a lot of booing from the crowd?

>never watched tank abbot

First 2 fights were bangers, then it got boring. Borg was the last decent fight.

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Oleinik is a can. Anyone who has money on him has already lost.

The 2nd fight was a slugfest but then UFC put Roxanne on the card so obviously it went downhill

fite mi irl

Rothwell the fat tub of shit. Can't even throw a staright punch to save his worthless ass.

when is hardy gonna fight

Lanklet v Lanklet

>representing Team Lloyd Irvin

Finna be a big yikes from me.

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did greg hardy already heem

>LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THIS FIGHT IS THREE ROUNDS, AND WILL BE THREE FREAKING ROUNDS, IN THE UFC

hooker finna dabb on this WMAF

How was the Hernandez Trinaldo fight? I missed it.

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>6’3”
>155lbs
Thank you Mr Skeltal

If this fight goes to decision I don't know what to do

Fuckin sleep city

Was only a matter of time until we had a shit card like this one, last few months have been so good.

Post Vicks thicc wife

why do men allow their women out dressed like this?

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Need webm of those tiddies

decision = draw

Stay in it for the memes and the history

Dan Hooker is a beast

>Never been KO'd aside from body stoppage last fight
>Deceptive record, 4-5 losses to flip a coin decisions
>Amazing style, KO's people with flying knees from across the octagon
>Traps people and uppercuts the shit out of them sailing them in the air

Honestly love watching this dude fight, hope he sparks Vick with an uppercut from hell

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You want shariah law?

If you paid for dem tiddies you'd want to show them off too

YERAAHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIII

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Lanklets BTFO.

Chinlet

Lanklets eternally btfo

HEEEEEEEM

What a chinlet

Australian's own DAN HOOKER!

Vick's career is actually down the toilet

YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKING YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS FUCKING YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS HERE WE FUCKING GO YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS YASSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS BOOOM

LMAO VICK IS FLUSHED

vick fought like a retard, glad he got heemed and flushed

at the end of the day vick still busts fat nuts in his thicc mestizo wife

Can Vick grow back his chin if he stops being a cutbabby and moves up to 170?

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>a fucking chain link fence tattoo
The absolute state of Vick

>Clamato
>Tomato juice and sugar
People mix that shit with beer? What the fuck

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Shot bru

LOL WELP

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Why isn't Toe Rogaine commentating?

Hell no, reach is all he had

>fans cheering Hooker
imagine being James Vick in Texas rn

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american fans are such cucks

D A N G E R O U S
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H A N G M A N
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Hooker must have some kind of speech impediment, he sounds retarded even for an Australian

Australians talk even slower than americans, they are fuckin retarded lmao

They were fiending for a heem, no matter who it’s from

easy money

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why is vick such a bum?

actually feel bad for vick, absolutely gadooshed and flushed. at least he has his chubby island wife

Don't be mad cause your mutt brethren got utterly cucked at home

Post pictures of his wife

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Oy mate that was fucking quick

Americans genuinely love Aussies/Zealanders

Bobby Knuckles welcome to the bbq anyday

What choice were you given 10 years ago?

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Beast

THATS MY MOTHAFUCKA

In an alt dimension where he practiced BJJ 3 more years this man has a 25-2 record and is possibly the Champion

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lmao unga bunga fight

what a joke

AHHAAHH BTFO LETS GO HARDY

Juan the kraCAN

white knight tko'd

Amazing

hardy vs rozenstruik when?

I am starting to love him
He's the most exciting thing about Heavyweight
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Women

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Hardy with decent cardio and wrestling is a legit scary prospect

That was 31 punches to the head

Nah he looks like he's gonna get heemed easy by someone with boxing

people dont realize what a fucking freak you have to be to succeed in the nfl

a guy like hardy who was actually good when he played is a freak among freaks

Hardy vs Derrick Lewis, make it happen Dana

max sucks and clearly has the CTE levels of muhammad ali already

Juan Adams looks like someone hit the "randomize" button in character creator

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Hardy = Lesnar

HW division is about to get destroyed.

Hardy should get DC already, he'd kill him.

it wouldn't surprise me, jon jones' skinny ass had DC stuck at the bottom of the fence, hardy would sit on DC's face until he died

Hardy vs. Arlovski next?

Semen slurping sport

Ousted by the NFL despite being a phenom and Pro Bowler meanwhile Kareem Hunt (literally kicked a woman on video) and Tyreek Hill (literally threw a young boy into a wall and admitted to it) get slaps on the wrist and 2-3 suspensions

5-1, and the 1 should be a NC.
Why is a DQ considered a loss?
Hes basically undefeated.

Fuck Dana. Fuck the NFL. Hardy bless.

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Meme sub slav by meme sub

IF YOU HAVE GEICO INSURANCE FUCK YOU

guess i picked a good night to miss a card. hooker KO vick was nice though i guess

He was kicked because the NFL saw the pictures of what he did, kek.

CLAMATO IS GAY

Hardy's last two opponents beat themselves, and he didn't look good and was probably losing in his DQ loss. Mgumbo flushes him within 30 seconds.

INCELS SUPPORT GREG "B&R" HARDY!

bruh hes gonna die

lol...

W A L T
THE
BIG
TICKET
H A R R I S

I thought Harris was fat but he is a really big guy

BBC supermen are our superiors

HEEEEEEEEEEEEEM SLEEPY

called it

BLACKED

me likey

beautiful knee

F

meanwhile im waiting for pacquiao main event and gotta suffer through 12 rounds of some snoozefest before

russian looks like a fit 59yo

Wow thanks for the quick KO, now we get to see the main event sooner

they all look like that

>olenik is 43 years old
>80+ professional fights

why is this old man santioned to fight?

they co mained because they knew he would be brutally KO'd right

Ref shaking his head after raising his hand had me laughing my ass off. Love this guys trash talk the fact that anything he says riles people cracks me up.

Hail the Gunslammer lmfao

Thats gonna be a no from me dawg

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Juan Adams is a certified retard, all he had to do was let go of the leg and stand up, did he think he was in a street fight?

Someone please post a clip of that girl in the red dress standing up and creaming herself at Harris's KO

Need a girl who gets that excited about ko's...

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>Why is a DQ considered a loss?
you can't get out of a fight you're losing by fouling

bullet is my waifu

he got koed by a fat manlet lul

makes sense thanks

>Dozens of Oleinik supporters here tonight
>Look at all of Oleinik those t-shirts
>Have to get me one after the show

Imagine flying 25 hours from Moscow to San Antonio just to see your man get KO'd in 10 seconds by a 6'5 255 lb flying knee

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niggers were enslaved for 500 years and are still enslaved in many north african countries lul

KUMITE
KUMITE
KUMITE

the knee hit his neck, punch heemed him

з a т e м н e н н ы м и

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Knees to the neck heem. Askren got hit in the neck with the knee.

leon edwards the floyd mayweather of the ufc

Yawn

masvidal shook

Why didn’t RDA chop legs?

maybe Edwards would have more fans if he tried to finish fights.

gay
see you guys next card

RDA is like .500 vs the elite welterweights which is alright.

Feel like he’s gonna get Askren next and see from there, Edwards can now fight Masvidal for a title eliminator.

Worth staying up for, don't blame Masvidal for ducking him.

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not a very good card tqbh

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>jamaican flag
lmao

Can we all agree that this card fucking sucked?

fuck off cuban bitch

I want to see Edwards wreck Masvidal so fucking bad

>yay he said san antonio thats where we live

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Same, he's so much more likeable and Masvidal avoided him like the plague. Masvidal wouldn't even beat RDA.

Masvi finna heem this negroid, innit?

masvidal lost to a bantamweight rda

How many fights does RDA have left on his UFC contract?
He could go back to living in Singapore and start roiding again if he signs with ONE.

Stay mad Kiwi scum

He literally was born and grew up in Jamaica

It was perfectly average, decisions aren’t bad, cazcuck

Askren fans S E E T H I N G

I have turned my back on Bum Askren, Edwards is the one true God

because of Bisping I hate Brits in this sport... but people are forgetting Masvidal kinda sucks so I'd rather see someone else fight Edwards

Give him Colby or Woodley those would be neat

was a robbery

UFC on Fox
>1 hour comfy post-fight show with actual fighters

UFC on ESPN
>3 minutes of some complete cazzies talking until they segway into baseball
>no face the pain ever

fuck this gay earth

So this is the "future" of the Welterweight division, negroe headposting and leaning on someone for 5 rounds

Can't wait for the Usman v Edwards "Superfight", who can lean on the other for the most time

God damn bring back Rory MacDonald and Robbie Lawler. Hell, bring Tyquil Woodley back. Somebody save this semen slurping sport.

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pacman landed the bisping special

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Why do reddit nerds like ESPN so much more than fox? The only thing that's better with ESPN is the wait times between fights are slightly shorter

Absolute shit card lads.

wanting to heem myself after that

It wouldn't have changed the fight but I wish they took a point after his third time grabbing the cage or with holding the gloves

people will keep doing it if you only keep giving warnings

Do they? I wouldn't know. ESPN is pretty gay from what I can see

congratz to our new king

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any webs of Edwards clinch elbows or the low key that RDA knocked down Edwards with?

god damn i misd chuck liddel

every fight should go to a finish, i dont care if its 15 rounds, 20 rounds. fuck these decision machine point fighting faggots

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Also

>walkouts + prelim post fight interviews on fox
>No walkouts except for the Main event on ESPN
>watch the fucking retarded Cricket wireless ad for the millionth time instead

literally me (I've moved since then)

heem, would Masvidal vs Edwards just be another Masvidal vs Till?

I watch almost every UFC card and only enjoy maybe 20% of them. I'm starting to think this semen slurping sport is no longer for me. What a waste of time tonight's event was. I couldn't even keep my eyes on the screen for the last fight, it was so boring.

A complete waste of a Saturday night, thanks Dana. I think I'm going to have to downgrade myself to casual fan, I can't take this shit no more. I'll still watch the interesting cards, but these 'two jobbers hold each other against the fence for 15 minutes' shit is just beyond tedious.

Thanks for reading my blog, I'm out.

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Yeah. Every time there's a thread about a fight there's a nerd saying how much better espn is compared to fox

How many picks would you have to submit in order to be guaranteed to get one right?

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till is trash

After tonight I'm considering the same

I probably won't do it though. Watching it the day after is just not the same. But after shit like tonight you do wonder why you bother at all. I even sat and paid attention to this card because it wasn't that bad on paper.
And that's how I was rewarded. Cazzies don't have it as bad man

Literally every single stoppage was early

>Hehe got'em
>Got my head under his chin
>If I keep it here 3 more minutes I "win"
>I'm so tall he cant break out due to leverage
>Hehe got'em

cancel this "sport"

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I hate ESPN. Every decision Dana makes in the last few years has been shit for the real fans.

Then stop going there you reddit fag. Out of curiosity what reasoning could they possible have?

That’s what he gets for growing a gay
porn semen-saver on his upper lip.

you faggot Americans can NEVER complain about British/Brazillian/WhateverNationality judges again

Hernandez got such a rigged hometown decision tonight against Trinaldo you fags are even worse.

Hooker was entertaining imo

There were some good KOs in the main card

Edwards always fights like that though so I'm not sure what people were expecting

RDA was always way too small for WW and gonna get bullied by people that know how to use their size

Yes, but not worth the 9 decisions
This was truly abhorrent.

are you upset?

Based Greg "one man thot patrol" Hardy literally dabbing on this boomer lmao

twitter.com/SteveKMMA/status/1152775398842761225?s=20

Really good card. I'd just like to take a private moment to thank all contributors in /heem/ tonight and despite our many flaws, vices, loves, desires, this is a place where honesty always comes to the fore. Play well gentlemen.

Agreed, fucking boring. And they throw a couple rabbit body punches in for "activity".

They have manipulated this sport for maximum points now. Point fighting to the max. May as well watch children's karate.

Lmao

I get my news really quickly when I go there.
I'm thinking the same as well. Could have been lifting or playing games instead of this shit. From now on if a card sucks on paper I'm just not gonna watch it

sig strikes were literally neck and neck

honestly would've made it a draw but it literally could've gone either way

I could deal with wrestlefucking, but cageleaning is just too much.

LMAO DAN MAD THO!

>22:22:59
2^(number of fights)

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i put this boxing on after someone mentioned it and i swear this is going to be another decision
the commentary is also horrible

send help i want to delete tonight from my memory. can someone heem me?

Real question. Why didn't RDA just guillotine him? Do a hanging guillotine from that position. It worked by some kid against Colby.

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why are mutts seething so hard just because a huemonkey lost to a superior fighter?

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>From now on if a card sucks on paper I'm just not gonna watch it
This one wasn't that bad on paper though, that's the thing

But yeah I might need to follow suit, I just don't think I will. Told myself this so many times but then I just find it a bit of effort downloading the card the next day so I just catch it. Not sure where you can stream it from early prelims to finish.
Next weeks card is 240 and on paper it's actually quite shit iirc

Allow biting in MMA to stop this shit from happening. RDA could just lean down and rip off a chunk of his trapezius and that would be it.

no space for it against the cage and the second RDA gave up that over hook he was getting elbowed

Lol, great choice of text.

Colby literally did the exact same thing against RDA as Usman and Edwards and nobody complained once.

haha why didn't RDA just win LOL I should go pro because I'd know how to win

i won my picks and therefore /heemster/ of the week, can i please get some (yous)?

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lol lots of nerds and virgins were crying about Colby's victory

it is not as easy as it looks
leon's head isn't really even a good position

Not a lot of guys have a good arm-in guillotine. It's a very rare move to get good at. Nobody in my entire gym is high level with them.

colby looked way worse than edwards doing the same

>but these 'two jobbers hold each other against the fence for 15 minutes' shit is just beyond tedious.

Agree completely my man.

Get them off the fucking fence refs.

webm of the scramble?
hard to recall straight from memory and from a still picture,

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I'm no fan but when Colby did it, no one had done it before at WW
Now we've seen it like 3 times in 4 or 5 RDA fights

I don't know how you Euros keep up this schedule for cards every week

I could understand big events but the frequency of these cards has to be killing you

That's because Colby beat the steroids out of him in the first 2 rounds. Leon and Marty Snoozeman didn't have to beat the steroids out of him and had the blueprint on how to beat Ralphie Dos Nachos

(you) are a nerd

>I'm proving to the kids that come from the UK that you can stay in the UK and do it.

Why didn't RDA just knock the nigs out??? I don't understand this sport lmao

desu I kind of like the timing sometimes, because when it's late at night it doesn't eat into your day if you know what I mean. You can have your Saturday and then at the end of it you get some fights.
You guys have to kind of give up some of your Saturday for shit like this, if that makes sense. But then at the same time, it's bloody 5am and you watched something you didn't really enjoy so it's a double edged sword. It's tough being a Euro fightfan, but you kind of know what you're in for after and get somewhat used to it

I just wish there was somewhere that would upload full cards online to stream. If I found that place, I think I'd be done catching a bunch of these live. Downloading just takes effort

not only that but Colby talked a ton of shit about RDA and brazil which got everyone really invested in the fight whether u wanted to seem him lose or win but with Edwards i couldnt give a shit if he wins or loses the fight it was just another uneventful 25 minute fight to me

Leon Edwards doesn't act like a black man.

Why didn't Askren just not get knocked out when Masvidal hit him? It's so silly isn't it

Yeah we heard it bro

anyone watching pillow fencing?

>with Edwards i couldnt give a shit if he wins or loses
this. actually now i want to see him lost just because he is so uninteresting

We have champs for OZ and New Zealand with way less fight gyms than the UK

do they really think they can't stay with their gyms?

Its just a UK/Brazilian tradition to move to the US once you've got any level of success in the UFC

Boxing is the more popular sport in the UK, MMA isn't very big

Floyd "pooey" Gaysharter

Never watching another Leon Edwards fight lads.

Despite 3 first round KO's, his style is legitimately so boring that it dampened the entire night.

>fence lean clinch
>headpost
>left elbow over the top on break
>repeat

Somebody cancel this dude, as in cancel his entire fighting style.

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AAAAARGGGH BOXING IS GOING TO A DECISION TOO SOMEONE HELP

Or success anywhere. In Canada, too. The US is by far the best country to live in if you're rich.

>that it dampened the entire night.
the night itself dampened the entire night

*tips fedora respectfully*

Nice quads cringe-bong

Hardy x Adams, the one exciting fight on this card ended on the gayest way possible.

This sport is so retarded some times

You know a fighter is fucking boring when his own countrymen ITT can't even stand watching him.

You bongs deserve a more exciting class of fighter. I'm so sorry for what happened to Till. You didn't deserve this.

Now excuse me as I heem myself and erase this night from memory.

Pretty sure basically everyone said Colby, Usman and Edwards, the three fence leaning musketeers are bringing this sport down

Fucking brutal

UFC posted a vid where guy got slammed multiple times tho and still held the guillotine to completion, guess its a coin toss

>says while in Texas

>pillow fencing

Fuck sake, spit out my drink. The entire nation of Brazil is redeemed by this comment.

*cordial glance back of knowing respect*

NEW

he did it first. beating a flushed fighter is much easier than somebody on a streak

STFU. Everyone sucks the sports dick after cards like 239. One gay event and u all bitch like a spaz.