ROCKIES V YANKEES GAMETHREAD

not exactly anything to brag about, tanaka is always due for a random solo homerun..for the last 3 seasons now

imagine being a promising college pitcher and being told you got drafted by the rookies LOL

you cannot stop the machine.... but you rockiesfags probably know that already

moderately judge

MODERATELY JUDGED

DJ was always a good hitter for us, but i'm guessing he got some good roids to be able to turn into a power guy overnight.

senzatela = good location guy, gives up a lot of soft contact. let's limit the damage

But they lost 9-2 last night

you should've let judge have home plate. who in their right mind wants to be ran toward to from a man mountain? just take the L

HAHHA GET FUCKED

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I kind of like the Rockies as far as other teams go.

their intern is kinda funny too

I mean the Yanks don't have any beef with the Rockies historically (don't think any team does really) so I guess they can be easy to like

they're an NPC team. non threatening non entities that will never win anything ever. do you even remember the rockies in the 2007 world series? now you do

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i fucking hate didi

gleeby.. GLEEBY!

>we're playing really bad baseball

I feel bad for laughing at that

based heart and hustle man

The Colorado Block Headies

>paul oneill explaining how straight lines work

HOW MUCH MONEY DID YOU FAGGOTS PAY FOR THOSE RUNS HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA $500 million????????????

give up

you gotta be a bit more creative than >muh money. I believe in you, champ

Colorado seems not good today
meanwhile Yankes are proofing why they are called Bronks Bombers

we're called the savages now. bronx savages

lol

>if you are bud black you are just seething over there in the dugout
paul oneil confirmed /our guy/

>the lettuce guy steals second
Are you sure this isn’t some PCL team?

kys

imagine if the yankees finish this series without using any of their high leverage guys

Rockies are my guys man. scrappy bunch

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Ump squeezing sentzatela

They already used Ottovino you fairweather fuck

why does Hicks always find his way to the bases loaded

oh yeah it was Rockies revenge night last night

my bad

Antonio Senzatela, welcome to Osaka Tigers Baseball Club!

Mr Based Loaded

do MLB has any type of mercy rule?
i am sure that it will happen today

how have they not hit a dinger off this cuck yet

geez just total humiliation

Nope

i bet that even Henshin Tigers wont want get them

nope, but don't give manfred any ideas

It's too damn hot for Senzatela

A $55 million double!!!

They may need to promote some pitchers from Hartford at this rate

hey buddy, I told you to think of something original to say. go back to your corner and think about what you have done

give ARENADO TO US NOW lmao

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No, the air is too thick

hes more overrated than bruce pooper

it's a bad day if we don't get at least 15 runs. yeah I said it

15?
i bet they will get 20

Sir Didi again

The twins would bootyblast both of these shit teams

today is a day for dew rags

This team is such fucking shit. Once the Red Sox play like they should now that Eovaldi's back, they're going to embarrass the fuck out of your shit "team"

*blocks your path*

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It has to be miserable playing out there today. I don't remember it being like this the past few summers

you don't even deserve a (You) with that low effort shit

*blocks your path*

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>twinks doing shit against the Yankees in the last 20 years

fug

>the Tampa Bay Gays of Montreal as of today do not qualify for the playoffs
WHEEZE KEK

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no MLB.tv i dont want drink your silly alcholic tea

they can win today and come back

we somehow got back to the correct timeline.

Yeah, it sucks for the Rockies, whose shit pitching is keeping them on the field much longer than the Yankees fielders.

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So much for Tanaka rust

tfw didi didnt protect the perfecto

fucking kill yourself

Tanaka CGSO inbound

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i know where this pic comes from lol

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watch out guys he might take off his trip and pretend to be a fan of a better team

would really love it once this anniversary for this moon landing shit wrapped up

wait until 2029 where this shit starts all over again when NASA or SpaceX do this again

you ever watch tanaka when he was pitching in japan? we only got glimpse of him as a power pitcher before he got the tear in his elbow

Meredith gives me Rocket dreams

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I wonder what michael kays fursona is

sadly no, of all actual players i only saw Ohtani
i saw when he won Japan Series in 2016

>stopping the machine
>ever

Cuck tier defense

doesn't matter when >we make more money than any other team

Rockies literally throwing the game away kek

being a big furry NUMBAH TWO

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The Rockies have given up on this season.

Anyone have a stream link for these fucking savages in the box?

bilasport.net/game/new-york-yankees-vs-colorado-rockies-18081.html

>bilasport.net/game/new-york-yankees-vs-colorado-rockies-18081.html
Thank you my dude

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unironically use r/mlbstreams if you need another one

one of the only things that site's good for

is arenado going to chimp out again at his teammates

kys

trip on faggot

I'm back lads. how has the past 4 days or so been?

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don't patronize him. it was a fair question

Thanks for the advice, sounds good

I've always liked the rockies as a team, kinda feel bad watching them lose like this

b-but r*ddit bad

what in the fucking sam hill? luke is so tough the shit just bounces off him like it's nothing

Jesus, barely flinchjed

lucky he didn't lose a tooth

should have charged the mound

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he's a fucking savage in that fucking box

He didn’t even lose a tooth? Damn.

Jesus christ Voit almost got his teeth knocked out

didi is elite

DIDI

based Hicks

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christ luke should wear that protective helmet guard but he wont because he's a fucking savage

gleeby sending his bestie home

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Why does the NL suck so much ass?

I hope there is a fight in this game this shit is so boring

BIG
CHUNKY
NINE
NOTHING

rockies in legit shambles though, kinda sad

why do they call Aaron Boone: “the dude?”

GLEEBS

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If the Yankees get a solid starting pitcher before the deadline, they're winning the world series this year

Strangely he sucks historically with bases loaded

nope, dodgers are better than you; deeper lineup, more left-handed power, better rotation when healthy, and they don't strike out 50% of the time

Or if they meet the Dodgers, it's also guaranteed.

Choke more

Also, don't sleep on the san francisco giants. they are sweeping my Mets and have won 14 out of their last 17 games.

i mean anybody can beat the dodgers in the WS - it's just a matter of getting past the stros

too bad they are the buffalo bills of the mlb

dodgers are losing another ws you heard it here first

>Yankees
>Strike out
Pick 1, steve

>deeper lineup
heh

I want them to pull a Bills and lose 4 straight.

we say that like the dodgers always choke, but it's only been 2 world series and both were against world class offenses. it happens

I know, that's why it's so fucking funny

he's like 5 for 45 or something now kek
lmao dodgers and NL fans say this every year and then they get destroyed by the AL every time

don't we all

>were against world class offenses
the yankees are beyond world class offense

Deeper in terms of versaility. plus they got gavin lux raking in AAA. legitimately 5-6 lefties with pop, good right handed power in taylor, turner, kike, etc.

They can come at you in every direction, and you won't have your babby DH during the first 2 games

>Stanton, Betances, Severino and a trade for a SP
>still won’t be better than the “Doyers”
kek

gleyber torres bats 8th in our lineup
if you think that our lineup isn't elite I don't know if you can be saved

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Are they really though. short right porch inflates power numbers i'd imagine. You also play against 2 of the top 4 worst teams in the entire league 22 times

>the dodgers don't always choke

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that's because boone is a retard. they bat hicks in the middle of the order when when gleyber is a better hitter in almost every way besides 'muh obp'

>yankees haters have conceded the yankees are going to the world series
>their last hope is the buffalo bills of los angeles
LOL

oh look they made the catch

now post the yankees past 10 years.. goddamn use some self-awareness

>manager is retarded
>best record in the league
pick one lmao

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friendly the doyers have the yankees payroll and the mest world series drought

see red sox last year and their doubles machine of the green monster. also, they beat the hell out of shit teams, it was the difference between yankees or them winning the division.

would the yankees have a better or worse record with another manager?

boone is literally a giant yesman and he clearly is way above his head.

you can't really judge a manager until the postseason. that's why roberts, by all acounts a good manager, isn't trusted in september

rate my backyard baseball yankees lineup

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personally I think some players would do better under Girardi than Boone. i.e Sanchez

the right list is the batting order

With the Yankees talent, you could put the lineup in a random order every night and still have the record they do.

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the yankees essentially played .500 ball against that red sox team the whole year and that team absolutely humiliated the dodgers in the WS

the biggest threat of any of the best teams in the AL to a title is essentially the other top AL teams at this point

Hicks has a nice bat and is a switch hitter

This. They're the Titans of Baseball. Total filler team that has no actual fans.

fucking savage

is Tanaka our ace??

must be sad to not have a team full of fucking savages
yes

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Yes, he should have started game 1 in the alds last season

mets on in an hour

who’s pitching

lol

vro...Girardi (who should NOT have been fired) almost took a lesser team to the WS. Boone is only the manager because hes nicer to the players than Girardi was.

gives up too many hrs to be a true ace, especially in October, but he's a gamer

especially in the postseason. he has the fifth best postseason ERA all time among starters with at least 5 starts, it's like 1.50

what version is this?

rate my savages

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I think it's 2003. Its the GBA version

9/10

Great, personally I'd have Rickey Henderson in there somewhere, probably over Sosa

should i just skip this series

>stay cool boys

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see
told ya, just not the solo part though

right down the middle lmao, nice Tanaka

why is kahnle JUST getting up

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um

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GET HIM OUT OF THERE

people forget that tanaka is a vampire. his energy is spent

Roberts would have pulled tanaka out after that 2nd baserunner

shaw has been clutch in middle-relief

WHY ARE THEY PLAYING LIKE DUMMIES RIGHT NOW?

why did judge leave? Just defense?

cause it's like 105 fucking degrees

>Meredith feet shots
My Rocket's Red Glare is in overdrive

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Probably because there's another game tomorrow in this heat

it was a blowout at the time and it's hot as fuck, no poimt at the time

did could have been a perennial talent on newgrounds in the early to mid 2000s

new dew rag alert

newgrounds, efukt and myspace. my go to websites back in the day. aw

LeMahieu - elite
Judge - elite
Didi - elite
Sanchez - elite
Torres - elite
Voit - elite
Urshela - elite
Gardner - elit

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How does I hold bat?

update: my backyard baseball lineup works

cool butt in the back

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bat flying into the dugout twice...

pine tar lmao

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that nigga looks alright for 95 probably shouldn't be outside though

DeGrom wiht another no-deicision :/

not feeling bad for the guy that willingly got a contract extension with those bums

he could have played for pretty much any team and he decided to stick with the mets. he dug is own grave.

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based

you cannot stop the fucking machine

LeGodhieu

back in bidnez

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r b i
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judged

lots of lemon water and a few tbsp of apple cider vinegar on an empty stomach once you wake up and this heat ain't shit

everyones verdict on ruocco?

7/10 play by play.
5/10 color commentary
0/10 not having an annoying face

holy shit mike tauchman is elite

based Eddy and hustle Tauchman

I will forever hate him. what is it with these new cucks doing multiple sports and sounding like like the vocal equivalent of boiled hotdogs? fucking can't wait til kay comes back, I like tradition

he's fine

just give DJ the mvp and gold glove

PLS BRAWL

clear the benches, make this comfy game better

reminder that CC gave up 500k to stick up for Romine

ain't no thang,bruh

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YANKEES WIN.THEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE YANKEES. WIN!

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another serious win

DEFENSIVE MASTERPIECE BY LEMACHINE AND GARDY PARTY

CC is a great teammate