Hajduk Split laugh thread: Day 3, Alien edition:

IT WAS JEBENI MAMIĆ, BRALE

hajduk had like 1.07 odds lmao

Another nail in Serbian football's coffin. Sad!

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thank you crobro

is this some serbian meme?

looks like an orthoturk LARP

Yes, I wanted to post some links but faggotchan system thinks the post is spam. Solid banter overall

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what's the deal in those? I've seen some meme pics made in paint, but nothing other than that. Kinda hard to claim it was serbian club when it had chessboard and "Croatian" in it's name. Austrians were giving alot of trouble due to that

>Hajduk is for the Children
>Fiume is for the Men

Sorry for delay was watching some other shit.
Basically its a funny meme to claim it and watch normies go apeshit, the original founders were arrested for "Greater Serbian propaganda" and some claim that they were from Serbian families and original kits were in the colors of the Serbian flag(probably false but still funny enough).

well there were arrests, but because of anti-austrian activities(croatian nationalism, yugoslavianism and even supporting serbia in war). And our colours are same, pan slavic so they could be called serbian. First game against Calcio Spalato was played in what is now colour combination of Red Star

>south Slavic language
>Latin script

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if it makes your Ooga Bulgar ass feel better I'd prefer it if we still wrote in glagolitic

Croats got cucked hard by us superior catholics

even your brothers by script use latin on internet. Almost all their sites are on latin, serbs only use cyrillic in official documents and when they bitch about minority rights in Croatia

>and when they bitch about minority rights in Croatia
*smashes your cyrillic board*

fuck this shit
we need that 15th spot and we need it NOW
this year is crucial, biggest difference between 15th and 16th spot ever because of the new EL2 competition and tougher CL paths and shit
really hope osijek or rijeka make the groups and dinamo kicks some ass like last year

Was it corruption? Did they throw the game or are they just shit?

won' laught at them. spent some time in split and loved it there.
also, hvar is lovely.

The club is in complete shambles from top to bottom. The youth academy director got fired, he said to the media that it's because the sports director wanted him to fix the B team match and the he refused. There was a third guy who was the sole witness to this convo and he took the sports director's side and denied the whole thing. Then the main team coach took the fired guy's side and demanded an investigation from the president otherwise he he said will resign too. This all happened like a week ago. Anyway this main coach guy is a good coach, they finally started looking like a proper team under him, but he underrated the Maltezers, sent a mixed line up and got BTFO. Yesterday he got fired, and the 'witness' guy got fired today as well (lol). They appointed a new ex coach whose football style is complete opposite of this guy and loses Bundesliga 2. matches with Greuter Furth by 6-0 or so, which means they'll probably crash badly in the league too.

Tldr: JUST

There's also a lot smaller shit going on but it's impossible to write it all

yet still Hajduk has more fans than the whole league together, go to daddy in medjugorje and stop posting

:0 fooken hell lad thank you for the write up.

Once the narco brothers & co. fuck off our people will come back. Meanwhile you lot had almost a decade to fix your fan-owned football club and you're worse off now than when you started, you should think about that for a second
>Part time fishermen

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it's Hajduk, fuckup is must, think of Liverpool but 100 times worse. Also fans are in control of club, city gave them rights of city's shares so they don't chimpout and they are worse than any criminal we had in control

Did you visit their stadium? Poljud is proper SOUL core

>post yfw when maltese PES United with jerseys bought in Hervis scored third goal

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Anyone who doesn't want to see an Ex-Yugoslavian League is absolute bitch. That would be the most entertaining league in the world.

This goal is a pure magic
youtube.com/watch?v=RlD3qpHy1a8

UstasaFags here - Fuck yo catholic swastika

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Day 4: Today is game against Istra 1961. 1.30 for victory of Hajduk(doubtful), 12 on Istra. Easy money

>Day 4
Damn, spee is slow these days
Istra have been trash for years, the odds are about right. Still gonna put a cheeky tenner on them though

might aswell, if we lose atleast I'll have something to look forward to

What world have I accidentally stumbled upon? What does any of this mean?

Cum to Partizan bro!

hey, wanna buy yoghurt?

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genuinely the greatest goal i have ever seen
the fact that it was scored against the most r*ddit team of south-east europe makes it even better

how is Hajduk reddit?

Please tell me that the swastika is photo shop

>constant muh mamić muh hns screeching
>cringe-inducing fanbase
>le we are a club with le big tradition and le pride xDDD

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hajduk split was the first european soccer game i went to

Incomprehensible Balkan/muslim/slavshit. If you want to get into the worst fight in your life and not understand who is trying to kill you, this place is for you.

That was helpful. Thanks.

apologize

>the inquisitors of istra 1961

>the Persecutors of Pula

the decimators of spanish mercenaries

did we redeem ourselves kek?

>He doesn't know

>tfw lifelong fan diaspora fag
>my other team is feyenoord

Feels bad man

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Is this not considered pro-nazi at all in croatia because I'm being too sensitive, or is it very much a cheeky U

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Damn...iktf

The latter
Their anthem also mentions it
youtube.com/watch?v=jC-twUaEKAg
>Blacks. blacks, one, two, U! Blacks love the victory... etc.
Their ex-president is also famous for this quote (among many). when Dinamo played Partizan in Belgrade back in 1997:
>Q: How did you feel when the whole stadium were chanting "Ustaše, Ustaše"?
>A: Excellent, I felt like everyone was cheering for us.

What needs to happen to remain 2 places in CL?

Stjepan Spajić was very popular among the common people. If Purgers werent liberal sissies they would cheer for that club.

Will they ever recover?

Day 5: Shame continues

same. fc koln btw

Except that they're nationalistic as fuck and also drugged out of their minds. There really arent reddit clubs in Croatia due to supporters. The closest thing to reddit is Rijeka since they're bigger retards than torcida in some aspects.

Actually he's right. You're talking about ultras, but he's talking about average fans

L-lads, if Gzira wins they'll face my team
I'm scared

>they're nationalistic
lol
they certainly try as hard and as embarrassingly as they can to seem nationalistic
>burning serbian flags they buy online
>wearing kkk hoodies and carrying vatican flags at the same
>doing retarded shit like the swastika business that hurts the nt and the fa
but try as they might they'll never hide the fact that dalmatians were never ultra nationalistic prior to the 90s
first they were ORJUNA, then they were commies, now they are drug addicts
the nigger-tier supporters of this nigger-tier club should probably stop embarrassing themselves any further and just stick to what they're good at
sticking heroin in their veins and robbing german grandmas on the beach

Torcida was nationalistic ever since they were (re)founded in 1981.

A cab driver in Split told me Torcida is the oldest ultras group in yurop, dating back to 1950. Is it a legit claim?

Yes, but back then in the I wouldn't really call that group 'ultras'. They were founded before a game against Red Star which Hajduk won, but almost immediately after that the group was forbidden by the Communist Party and the leader got sent to prison. So basically they didn't exist as a proper group for about 30 years until the refoundation in 1981.

what happened now, i dont follow our clown league

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Also the group of 1950 was founded by students, the new incarnation was by working class kids who went to away games and caused trouble all over the place

no thanks, hope to never see the shitshow as i live here. Also fuck diaspora.

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you know nothing about dalmatians

KEK

yeah, never know when the next Altach might appear, ain't that right?

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lel

Based Portubros keeping the thread alive
Also please watch our league

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bros4lyf

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cringe

Do you know the story behind this?

lost to maltese bus drivers or so I heard

yes

Based. Dalmation Croats were the ultra-commie because Partizans were the only ones willing to fight against the Italians occupying the coast.

Serbs, Hungarias and Croats are the only chads europe has left.
Sad.

Seriously I've recently been to all those countries and everybody there is based.

>day 6

bumpić

Not really. We have a hard core anti-Croatian left who currently rule us.

I figure torcida are low-life scum, drug criminals, arms dealers and occasional murderers. Like their ИИ friends

Yes. but that's because they're from Split.

WHO THE FUCK CAN STOP US

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>Ustase
>anti-Catholic

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Vojvodina and Belgrade Serbs are fine, same with North Croats, but beware of the Dalmatian Jew

day 7