We’re GOAT at boxing (inb4 Amerigordos talk about their roided up giganiggas)
We’re decent at futbol
We’re ok at baseball
We have a bunch of Olympians
Where would you rank our worldwide sporting prowess?
Whenever I see a Mexican post with US flag it makes me smile a bit.
AmeriPUTOS are fat globs of lard with no real identity which is why they identify by their race or their ancestral country which they have little to no connection to because they can’t speak anything but grammatically awful English
>being good at sports doesn't count if you use roids
>being the best at the minor league division (aka lightweights) is the same at being the best in the actual pros (aka heavyweights)
based
You’re a complete casual if you think Ali or Tyson are boxing legends compared to Julio Cesar Chavez or Marquez or Canelo
Just because americucks use gigantic farmhands to fight because white boys cant fight doesn’t make America good at boxing
Pretty sure Ali or Tyson would easily beat any of those tiny manlets.
Based CHI
>gigantic farmhands
tiny Floyd beat the best mexicants had to offer
Is Ali a meme at this point?
There are weight classes for a reason.
yes, the reason being that Mexican manlets can't compete with Americans
Oh okay that explains it.
>lists a bunch of tiny manlets 90% of american men were at 14 years old and could never be in those divisions
>nb4 fat
why would a self motivated disciplined white boy(the only type that succeed in sports usually) get into boxing when he can make a comfortable living eaily? theres next to no economic opportunity in boxing
Probably the biggest underachievers in the world at football, more so than even England. You are the largest football crazy country without any success. 120 million people in total population more people than every major football nation besides Brazil, and the furthest you've ever gotten in a World Cup is Round of 16. But go ahead and celebrate like you won the damn World Cup when you beat the god damn USA of all teams.
And you've produced what 2 world class footballers? The best in the last decade being Chichafuckingrito
No, pound for pound, you are dog shite at football.
I dont know about that. Mexico's success on the world stage is probably on par to their talent -- neither over nor under achieved. England on the other hand has had numerous world-class talents and floundered.
The US on the other hand are like trust fund babies who get clobbered by day laborers at their local rec league, just cause they are too soft.
Boxing has never and never will be popular for white Americans.
shut up nigger and bring back ligamx threads
>spic goblins calling any other race fat
yeah but other than brazil no country is bigger that dickrides soccer like mexicans do, so why aren't they producing the talent in the first place?
yeah so that manlets don't get completely btfo
Plenty other countries, friend.
Keep in mind the DNA makeup of mexicans isn't hunter-gatherer its farmer. They aren't really built for athletic feats.
Why are CHIs the absolute worst?
Maybe. That one fat manlet beat that one big guy recently though.
>England on the other hand has had numerous world-class talents and floundered.
so we're worse than Mexico because we have had better players? The fact that Mexico can't even produce good players is an even worse reflection on them
>decent at football
Lmao!
Talking about achievement to talent.
If we are talking WC performance, forgetting last WC which you kinda meme'd, Mexico has had better results than England. Remember EASY?
Ruiz is still 6'2, he would tower over the average featherweight for example
>Talking about achievement to talent.
why? Talent is a big part of sporting prowess, that argument makes no sense. You're basically saying Mexico is better because they aren't as good
Americas top sporting countires
Usa
Argentina
Brazil
Mexico
Canada
Uruguay
Chile
>If we are talking WC performance, forgetting last WC which you kinda meme'd, Mexico has had better results than England. Remember EASY?
This isn't even true, England has had 2 quarter finals and a semi final since the turn of the millennium, Mexico hasn't made it past the last 16 once during that time
pretty decent in hide n seek IMO
No. I'm saying England has underachived given their talent. For mexico to go out at the knockout stage is expected. For england to go out at the group stage is underachieving.
England had a golden generation they pissed away.
and I'm saying how does Mexican players not even being good enough to have a golden generation mean they rank higher in sporting prowess?
I think you've misread what I said. I said Mexico has performed to spec -- shit. England has performed under spec -- shit.
I know what your saying I just don't see it's relevance to this thread
Mexicans have low IQ, smaller bodies with shorter strides, an even more corrupt than usual organized sports departments, and are malnourished.
Also the way the game is played today was molded by England, it's their game; they should always be at or near the top.
is there anything mexicans can be proud of?
Well they're even better at being fat than you guys.
>Inb4 same five ingredients arranged differently
Pretty decent cuisine. Both the common street food everyone knows and the more regional shit is pretty fucking good. Other than that, no;they're pretty fucking shit. I guess kerbal space program is cool.
Mexico is average in football.
For the population they have and that it's their national sport that is completely shite. They're on par with nations like Nigeria and Sweden.
Sweden have reached a World Cup final and finished 3rd a couple of times, they're much better than Mexico
Keep in mind you have an enormous population. About 100m+. For that you punch our weight.
Mexican cuisine is unironically the best in th hemisphere
A trailer park full of Mexicans in my town got raided a couple weeks ago.
The fucking spics had dug out trenches and holes under the trailers and had like fucking 30 people crammed into a 10 ft square square.
You fuckers suck at sports due to your malnourished pygmy genes but you would be GOAT at magic tricks if you applied yourselves
>We’re GOAT at boxing
if you consider having one roided ginger mong who has to rig score cards constantly in order to win and a fat fuck who got lucky against Anthony Fraudua as being 'GOAT' then you're retarded
Lol what? It was one of the big four sports until the 80s
Why are AmeriLEVAS talking about how much Mexico underachieves in futbol? We just raped you with our C team in the gold cup
Your boxers are good, your soccer is good. If the baseball classic was taken seriously I'd like to see how you guys went in that.
You've had a few good drivers in motorsport too.
>Mexicans calling literally anyone else farmhands
>we
Fuck off.
Second best is tex mex.
>You've had a few good drivers in motorsport too
Who? I can't think of a single Mexican championship contender in any of the major disciples. They've only had 6 drivers in F1 and 2 in world rally ever
peruvian
Peruvian food is underrated. Mexican cuisine is top 5 in the world. I just want ceviche now.
Any driver in F1 is a good driver.
>Peruvian food is goat
I've heard this, I'll try it if given the opportunity but I don't fancy eating guinea pig
yeah, I'm a CHI but I prefer Peruvian ceviche over Mexican ceviche.
Tex-Mex is bland IMO
Pretty bad, Bangladesh is better at soccer and they don't play it
Nah the whole cuy thing is a meme. This is probably their most famous dish in the US that isn't ceviche - Lomo Saltado.
There's more Asian influence in Peruvian cuisine than other Latin American countries, adding an interesting element to it
Tex Mex is good if you're down in like San Antonio, where they've been doing it for centuries. It's just awful elsewhere.
>We’re GOAT at boxing (inb4 Amerigordos talk about their roided up giganiggas)
we are ok
>We’re decent at futbol
no
>We’re ok at baseball
no
>We have a bunch of Olympians
lol, just 3-4 good niggas
WTF is a leva? I lived in Mexico for a year and I never once heard a Mexican say that word
>gold cup
Ssssh you're proving their point.
>peruvian
>brazilian bbq
>argentine bbq
>pupusas
I grew up in a mexican household and I gotta say even if Mexican is #1 there are very good contenders for #2.
Tex-Mex is american larping on mexican food. Just like cowboys larping to be Vaqueros.
Lomo Saltado, Pollo Saltado, Camaron Saltado.
Man so good. And those french fries are icing on the cake.
Peruvian food is fucking amazing.... at a good restaurant. Mexican food is good from street food up to fancy ass restaurants.
Cuy is good though.
I had one as a pet as a kid. I dunno about eating one. I'd start crying lol
>only compete in manlet divisions besides Ruiz Jr meme that will end soon
>suck at baseball
>never seen a Mexican win anything in the Olympics
Pretty fucking low man sorry
>We have a bunch of Olympians
Bulgaria has more medals than Mexico
Fucking we have more and our sports facilities are horrible.
What are some Spanish phrases CHI's use? I want to LARP as a CHI as well
Cuba does very well at Athletics, specially in the Olympics. That is due to old commie style propaganda sport culture.
>canelo
top kek
And I have been friends with cows and had a pet fish. I am nit a vegcuck so,...yeah
>órale
>ese
>vato
>wey
>chinga
The last two must appear at least once every three words.
>non-heavyweight combat sports
yikes
You're pathetic at Futbol
You're not even top 3 in Baseball (a sport played by a select small number of countries)
You have only 13 gold medals.
You forgot “pinche”
Pinche wey is the most Chicano phrase of all time
Right, how could I forget. Pinche is every other word.
By that standard, Hungary is better than Mexico today as well because they were good in 1940, when 70% of the world wasn't affiliated to FIFA or had the minimal infrastructure to compete, right?
We have never focused on what we're good at on Olympic sports, we just rely on some (very few) supertalents to get us medals out of sheer luck.
We're good at boxing. You think the government supported that? Shit no. We're fine speedwalkers: the government abandoned speedwalking for 2 decades until it completely killed the program.
The only two sports we're good at AND which are decently supported are diving and archery, but even there it's hard to get gold against fucking China.
All your best swimmers go to USA
Aren't Mexican really into horse riding and shit?
america is best in boxing basketball foot ball baseball and mls and a bunch of other olympic shit and trump 2020 and the whole world loves us like faggots fuck mexico you beaner ass niggers
spence beats canelo with fair judges
Pathetic, peasant nation with an even worse diaspora. Fuck the boomers for opening the border.
Spics are disgusting. Their fathers are dead losers, their mothers look like melted stepped on popsicles. None of you are good at anything. You have no innovation and at the least you shitniggers worship godless jew marx. Please kill yourselves and go back to twitter and screech. You will die a loser like your grandmother
tex mex big meme desu. Think its just mexican food with cheese, cream, and other carbs added to it.
>mothers look like melted stepped on popsicles
Kek
t. john josesito lopez arriaga barriaga gutierrez
You're thinking of donkey shows.
>We’re decent at futbol
not really XDDDDDDDD
> spic
> swimming
Hahahahahahahahahahah fucking kys you are worthless
If you think about it enough you cant even compare whats worse....all cruel mockeries of what a human should be
Youre a bunch of fat halfbreeds
>american boxers are not nearly as good as our child size fighters fighting in weight divisions nobody has given a shit about for 50 years
Delet
You meant diving
Which Spic shithole is actually good at sports?
Leva
Joto
Maricon
Chavala
>mfw this isn't a stereotype because it actually fucking happened
kek
>Another 'Is Mexico a GOAT sporting country' thread
>made by a US flag
everytime
Are there any sports designed for manlets to excel at? Probably that.
Then again maybe only that way with CHIs and it's different with the white Mexicans desu
t. DaQuan Sanchez
What does futbol have to do with England? Mexicans have been playing it since ancient times.
Let’s see, while your national team always makes it to knockout stages they’re also constantly underwhelming.
Your F1 driver sucks. Your boxers are very well the best on the planet right now.
No swimmers of note, also no basketball players.
The last good baseball player was Adrian Gonzalez and the others all represent the US.
Nothing of note in the hockeys, handball or other ball sports à la volleyball (>manlets)
Also don’t think you have any equestrians.
You could and should do so much better.
9 out of 10 times it's some white kid larping as a CHI
t. the 9 times
Being this much of a casual lmao kys
How the fuck would you even know how to LARP as one? I don't know shit about CHIs as I've never really been in contact with them long enough to know how
Retard
oh look another mayo boii larping
>Canada
>Uruguay
>Chile
LMAO! which sports?
Pathetic is too strong. They usually are ko stage at wc which is not terrible. Being consistently in the top 20 on rankings is good too, they're just not great like Brazil, Germany, Italy.
prove it
Mexico is actually ranked 14th in Basketball right now. Of course, I know national teams are not as big of a deal as they are for football, and that one nation is sooooooo much better than the rest (same with baseball, really).
Mexico (will be) ranked 12th in football.
Considering that we rank 10th by total population, that's not too shabby.
the way they write the Spanish down. Its so fucking obvious lol
>this entire thread
>why yes, ive put the country of Mexico on suicide watch multiple times, how could you tell?
Not only a sporting bust but also with women. I rarely see legit hot mexican women, yet other Central and South American countries have them, at a way higher proportions
>Not posting the mexicutioner
>mfw somebody doubts the sexiness of Mexican women
>The US on the other hand are like trust fund babies who get clobbered by day laborers at their local rec league, just cause they are too soft.
imagine not being able to surpass this
LMAO
correct
t. never seen full blood mehicans
you mean like Salma Hayek?
>We’re decent at futbol
>RO16 forever and always
Salma is like half Lebanese or something, but then again everyone in Mexico is a mutt of some sort not to say that the US isn't especially now with the middle-american grils catching jungle fever.
Sorry incels, but this is the reality.
Mexico is pretty fun team to follow in the WC. Remember when Memo Ochoa shut down the hues, or that one time Modric talked smack about Mexico and Croatia lost 1-3, or when they sent the French home, or beating Germany in the last WC?
We all know they'll never make it to the finals but thats half the fun of watching. Everyone hangs on to their rosary beads thinking its finally coming home, like a delusional English man.
Yeah...and list the greatest boxers of all time by weight class, and there is not a single Mehicano
I have to escape this shithole before it’s too late and we’re completely third world-ified
Where you going? Europe? Its too late for you friend.
Anywhere but here, please no let me leave I don’t want to stay let me go I don’t want my children to be mutts
Go to South LA, where it's 95% Mexican.
mad Americucks: the thread
Did you guys see Thurman (undefeated previously) by an ancient Pacquiao? LMAO. I'd love to see some short chinito beat a mexican
>chinito
Umm, sweaty, thats racist.
That's what Pacquiao is - a Chinito
Pacquiao has more than 10 wins against Mexicans
How about without cheating?
Something in my gut tells me you’re probably white and having a good chuckle at all of our expense. Can’t shake the feeling.
>US flag
>White
jajajajaja. Es nuestro pais, joto
your country is mostly spics now, my mutt friend
>yeah but not with his eyes closed
No seas guey.
Unfortunate reality but nothing we can do now but weather the storm
In that case, I hope you and your family get deported my friend
>your country is mostly spics now, my mutt friend
The west coast, yeah, east is still salvageable
Honestly being Mexican-American is based because when people on Yea Forums and across the world say they hate Americans they really mean the white shitstains and anglo mutts who live here and I do too for the most part so you find common ground with them and make a new friend in the process lol
You sure about that?
Kinda, well the Northeast and most of middle America
We’re doomed honestly, best to just lay back, relax and except that the future is white American men being humiliated and cucked for the rest of our lives by the media and dumbfuck white women unless something absolutely drastic and unthinkable happens in the next 5-10 years max.
I gave up on all of this shit a long time ago and I generally feel better. Now only the most obscene degeneracy triggers me like the Houston public library hosting convicted pedophile drag queens reading to children but even that fury subsides when I bury myself in work and old movies/tv shows. White Americans are going to pass into history like all the other ethnic groups throughout history might as well accept it and live as well as you can
>relax and except that the future
>except
t. CHI
>ICE is 'jailing' mostly Salvador and Honduras migrants
>Protestors fly a mexican flag
Why isn't Mexico better at sports?
>Why isn't Mexico better at sports
Have seen Mexicans?
*You
These kind of posts make me ashamed to post openly with a mexican flag.
Surely it's just some larper because I can't believe someone being so full of himself to believe that kind of shit.
>american flag
>our
Day of the rope for filthy chicANO scum fucking when?
Mexico is fatter than USA. Never forget that
>Frankenstein people morphed together from Indio, Spanish and African DNA
>Speak a European language but hate white people
>Don't know a single word of their original Indio tongue
>Stole all of your land from New Spain, get butthurt and cry when America does the exact same thing to you
when is this civil war kicking off because i'm ready as fuck.
They're almost Scotland tier in sporting ability mixed with the blind faith of an Englishman during the world cup.
>>Speak a European language but hate white people
Spanish isn't a European language
We surpassed them once and it hit the news, but it hasn't been like that for ages
Fair enough then lad, I will update my banter.
>incels ready as fuck
Please stop.
Go back to Oaxaca indio
Nigger
>We’re decent at futbol
>We’re ok at baseball
No you aint
Your what?
>Non-Hispanic black
>México has the highest record of defeats in all World Cup editions
Imagine being this bad
>decent at futbol
>never get past RO16 despite it being the only sport you care about and having a population of 120 million
10/10
>We’re GOAT at boxing
american negros are the GOATs
>We’re ok at baseball
true
>We have a bunch of Olympians
true
>We’re decent at futbol
please fuck off man, until we win something relevant don't even try to push this
>until we win something relevant don't even try to push this
Copa Oro, mi hermano
i said relevant
You're comparing a third world country vs a first world country
So do CHI's actually speak good Spanish or is that a meme?
This thread again?
>football
Suck ass, get to qualify for the wc becuase we play in the retarded kids group
>box
Top 5 country easily
>baseball
Decent, but no one really gives a fuck about it
>Olympics
Too few for a country this big
All and all we rank maybe 4th overall sporting nation in the Americas behind the US, Argentina and Brazil
a ver, teneis que decidir que cultura seguis pero lo que da un ascazo que flipas es ver esta vomitiva combinacion entre lo mexicano y lo estadounidense... esta goblinizacion del legado cultural que os hemos dejado me da ganas de arrancarme los ojos ostia
estoy mexicano. Estadounidenses son feos, gordos y cornudos.
>Too few for a country this big
SK is 52 mil with 400+ medals. Mex is 120+ mil with only 60 medals. They're in Indian territory
>boxing nation
Mexico's most famous boxer got schooled by Pernell Whitaker.
CHI
This is kinda off topic, but what do you think of Raul Jimenez?
Based, is Mexican food popular in Costa Rica?
Bad but not horrible. Probably in 50th place or something.
below average
Mexican food is pretty popular across all of Central America in my experience. Belize is probably the only exception.
You wont believe how many people still think, those kids locked up, the caravans,etc are still Mexican, I hate that shit.
Cool, what's your favorite Mexican dish?
Yeah preetty much, maybe i would only rank Cuba before Canadá
Colombian food is underrated as fuck, truth be told of what ive tasted all of latinamerica has dope food (except for Chile wich is not bad but simply Meh) ours Just happen to be more famous becuase of size, toursism, the spicyness meme and the large mexican/mexican american community giving it broader international appeal
The real question is how to Mexicans feel about Chicanos being this patriotic?
>decent
>ok
>"worldwide sporting prowess"
Food in Costa Rica was pretty meh
Pure cringe and more when they speak some sort of spanglish which is pretty retarded I live in a border town so I see them often
Foo, I feel like we're more Mexican than them levas in Chiapas or Oaxaca
Go back there then indigena
The fuck is a levas?
Yeah, there are fat latinos, but there are more morbidly obese americans, pick your poison
What's wrong with it?
Its Cholo slang like chabala or chapete I don't remember correctly but means "esos putos"
The fuck, chapete is cheeck blush and chavala is like young girl, this niggers need to stop Just taking Random spanish words and giving them weird deffinitions
I know its weird but I listened to some cholo rap and they use those words