/bundes/

So this will be the highlight of dortmunds 2019/2020 season right?

It's funny because Buyern have to buy at least five *good outfield players. But it will not happen. And the Festgeldkonto will be empty at the end of the Transferfenster. Buyern are finished lmao.

Damn I had the s.Oliver kit as a kid.

buying Poovard and a dead man for 115m was a questionable move desu

why do people hate Alcancer? he's a killer desu

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We need Granaten

>dortmund winning against cl winners
>bayern still chucking themselves for that tiny tiny tiny chance for sané
what the fuck is wrong with them
im going to cancel my bayern membership today

>why do people hate alcancer?
you fell tor the memes

Don't know, probably because he vanished a bit during the Rückrunde and the average tm customer thinks that it's the strikers fault when he can't get a ball. Alcacer is cold blooded as fuck, in my opinion their most valuable player. People putting Götze up front "becuase Alcacer is better coming off the bench" just make me laugh.

Is there a Hoffenheim customer here who can tell me about Joelinton?

discount Memepiss

He's been pretty good this pre-season. Looks much much fitter as well.

>Liverpoodle defending

not that good
Hoffenheim will be happy to get lodsamone for him

Aua bundes I have musclecat :(

>VfB-Neuzugang Kalajdzic mit schwerer Knieverletzung: „Extrem bittere Nachricht“
#welcomeStuttgart #DritteLiga

Sounds to me like youre a musclepussy

>hat sich der österreichische Junioren-Nationalspieler einen Kreuzbandriss, einen Innenbandriss und einen Außenmeniskusriss im Knie zugezogen
Badstuber-tier

update on granaten pls
which terrific neuzugang apart from paved and that injured guy did brazzo and co score?
they must have, right? it’s almost august

Draxler-Flixbux has been stuck in a traffic jam for a few days but he'll arrive shortly

#EchteLiebe

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nobody because they will win this pathetic league without any other signings

yooooooooo, he need some milk

ESA Summer starts today! 9 days of speedrunning extravaganza!

esamarathon.com/schedule

utterly based

but what about cl?
i don’t care about the liga i want us to win the cl!

nah this time they've done it. last year's squad was dog shit already but now it's a dumpster fire.

>I hope that young LB from Algeria played well
He was a bit dumb before the 3-1. Lost the ball trying to run it out from the back

zoomers hate these old school strikers who don't do much but score goals. it's not epic and cinematic enough for their youtube compilations.

they barely won it while dortmund had to rely on bruun larsen and pulishit for most of the second round
they're fucked next season, simple as

dial up

people keep saying this but they end up winning anyway

Results of friendlys are irrelevant btw

you're irrelevant as well

>closest season since 2012
>Dortmund improved their squad massively while Bayern haven't, Kovac barely surviving a putsch

>Dortmund improved their squad massively
hehe sure
only improvement was Brandt

>spend 2,5 million on a striker, whois known for his injury-proneness
>reks his knee after one week in training
why do clubs like Stuttgart always fall for these scams?

Sick of dortmund and bayern "rivalry". You're both plastics

>Hazard isn't an improvement over Pulisic
>Schulz isn't an improvement over Diallo

already seething, I see

>t. Bremen/Frankfurt Assilant

>Bayern-Coach verrät Umdenken im Falle des Portugiesen
>Kovac: "Renato Sanches bleibt"

>Ein neuer Anlauf für den Europameister von 2016, dem Bayerns Trainer in der kommenden Saison mehr Einsätze in Aussicht stellt. Ein weiterer Mittelfeldspieler könnte trotzdem verpflichtet werden.

What if the GRANATE was at the club all along?

dortmund's main problem is their loser coach who shits his pants when he's got an actual chance of winning the league

just like a new signing

Schulz is not an improvement over diallo. I dont think diallo is a very good full back though so I guess in that sense its an improvement. Schulz is not good though. The national team callups are a joke.

schulz is just a speedy mong

you say that like it's a bad thing

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meanwhile we keep acting like Kimmich is world class

Give me 5 right backs who are better than Kimmich

I'd honestly take a 36 year old Dani Alves over Kimmich

How often have Favre's teams ever had a realistic chance of winning the league, other than last season?

Even if you would, if someone is among the top 5 of his position he is world class by definition

carvajal, pisczcek, danilo, alexander-arnold, cancelo

08/09

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bin da jz jungs ja

You cant bait me to a proper response with a reply including danilo and pisczek. Youll get a (you) for your efforts though.

youtube.com/watch?v=o5NM9BWzLCs

HSV vs. Anderlecht about to start.

>why yes, we don't need a 10

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based

I WANT SANÉ!!
IF WE DONT GET SANÉ I WILL SCREAM AND THEN HOLD MY BREATH UNTIL WE GET HIM!
AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH

>cl sieger besieger
yeah that's yikes from me

Aaron Hunt scored a freekick

>Dani Alves
>Cancelo
>Carvajal
>Sergi Roberto
>Juanfran
>Nacho Fernández
>The liverpool mutt (Alexander-Alnord I think)
>Florenzi
>Vrsaljko
>Walker
>Piszczek
>Hysaj
Of those there are at very least 5 better than Kimmich

I only know Dani Alves and the liverpool mutt.

t. CL Sieger Besiegter

Hellolo whomst are >we signing?
(Bayern Munich fan BTW)

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ALWAYS HARDCORE

Werner when they panick and realize they wasted too much time trying to get Sané, all their other options having gone somewhere else already.

Ampadu to Leipzig kek the ngubus keep coming

HSV looking pretty solid tbqh Truly our year

they'll probably sell him for 190m in 2 years.

Does Red Bull actually have scouts in the jungle in africa or where do they keep getting these guys form?

france

He's only being loaned, isn't he?

>Does Red Bull actually have scouts in the jungle in africa
Kek

Yes he is

The only ones that are comparable/debatable are
>Cancelo
>Dani Alves
>TAA
>Walker
>Florenzi
The rest are memes or not good. Florenzi is okay but I wouldnt say he is better than Kimmich.

Salzburg has a bunch of scouts in Mali for some reason, which is where they buy most of their Ngubus from. Apart from that Ralle also signs every maximally pigmented Frenchman he can get his fingers on

Do any of you guys go by cool nicknames like Ralle for Ralf in day to day life? If so, what is you're nickname?

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People call me by my gamertag xXhimml3rXx

Post your best shareholder + customer lineup

createformation.com/create

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>heino frisur

meine seiten

Glubschi, der alte Alman.

KEK

you could replace the entire back four plus goalkeeper with the bulls defence to improve this desu

People call me "Lex". Makes me feel like a big guy

>shareholders were right about Bosz

*gets slaughtered and turned into Tiermehl in the cup final in your path*

You were warned

I go by Heinrich (my adopted Germanic name)

>raising another man's name

I dont rate their fullbacks but the center and goalkeeper yes

Raising?

This view

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Don't click virus

so its official. leverkusen will get this year's hot potato and embarass us in the CL.

reminder that this is dortmund's fault

am I getting de ja vue?

was ist pasirt

that's what Leverkusen always does though

is leverkusen really playing TWO games today?? apparently against eibar too at 18:30 lmao

Any updates on the >schalke to 2. Bundesliga situation?

>what are B teams

0-1 against watford at HT
yes yes

to be fair, watford put the pressure on the top 6 for 3 weeks last season

BVB?

so pillenkusen were brandtbabbies all along

apologize for Jacob Italiano

Watford? Issen Brett!

Leverkusen will win the master shaft and finlan will have the goal cannon master pohjanpalo in both the bundes and epl also you-all will APOLOGIZE

Leverkusen are cursed to never win anything, second biggest bottlers in football after the Dutch national side.

Didn't they win the cup in ancient times?

That's why I like them, their a reflection of myself

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>Heino
PFFFFFFFFFFFAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAAHAHAHAHAH
imagine a feminist reading this

>Bosz

peinlich junge

>the pharmacy of bayer

the absolute state of dragovic's hair

They did in 1993 against Herthas B-team

kerem demirbay moar leik sikerim demirbyebye

Count on kneelers to out-choke Leverchoken

Pfost link

vipbox.im/watch-bayer-leverkusen-vs-watford-stream-1

zattoo.com/watch/sport1 :^)

How do you even miss that? shitter

...

>download kaspersky antivirus 2010
>get virus

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MAN ICH HAB DIE SCHNAUZE VOLL RUDI

>I suffer on the Germany

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>gets pushed
>doesn't dive
>no pen
love this

comfy stadium desu

in the wect you pay 80% taxes but be a twitch streamer on ucraine and you live like oligarch there

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>I suffer being a female khohol twitch streamer on the Ukraine, no taxes

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Was von Stauffenberg a volksverräter?

the unwetter is here..

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No, just a mong who wanted to make peace with the allies and rule over the ashes of Germany.

strong post

btfo buyern today yes

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Erich von Manstein was one of the not so evil guys if such things interest you. It's worth reading up on him

Reyna > Pulisick

People seem to have forgotten that the strikers priority is to score goals in any fashion, not to be on a highlight reel. Paco's finishing ability is one of the best in the game

>Carvajal, Nacho Fernández and Sergi Roberto all unequivocally better than Kimmich, add those other 5 and that makes 8 RBs better than him
Also, not like Kimmich isn't a meme

Friendly reminder the granatenensemble will destroy das weiße ballet tonight at 02:00 am.

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unironically true

>mongchen shitbach

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>Nacho Fernández and Sergi Roberto all unequivocally better than Kimmich
sorry hombre but thats just wrong, even if they are spanish
I meant to put Carvahal instead of Florenzi but I would go as far as to say that the only right backs better than Kimmich are Walker and TAA. Dani Alves was once but not anymore.

>time to activate dominostein mk.II

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Nö. In the best possible timeline the Attentat happened sometime 1941-42 and Rommel took over.

Are you Kimmich user?

it's Mönchenschwachkopf

Nuremberg vs PSG is on btw

Ampadu is welsh you bigot!

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no mr. moreno, i am but a neutral viewer who likes young boys

jenz

pooSG gonna get atropelated

19:09 Echte Liebe

based

Sarabia is the player Draxler thinks he is

Fucking faggot autistic nigger, kill yourself

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kollege bleib mal auf dem teppich digger sonst rumpelts hier gleich aber gewaltig;))

why so mett?

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damb that dog is THICC

Where is her top? Uwu

Adi
because I wear a lot of Adidas

>why do people hate Alcancer?
Because he dabbed on their team.

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why top when you go swimming qith your bf?

How do you pronounce Adidas?
Is it added ass like Australian pronounce it or ah-deed-as like hunk Americans

Have sex.

when will thmeme win a major?

youtube.com/watch?v=UhkuTn3OVJo

>neverkusen losing every test game

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+++++++++ACHTUNG+++++++++++
*********REDPILL ALERT**************

mobile.twitter.com/StefanMolyneux

>that table

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God I wish thiem were me

>stefan molyjew
>redpill
hahahahahha as redpilled as jacob italiano

Explain

T. Taker of feminized medicine

OH NON NON NON

GLUBB

t. has a stash of iodine pills in his locker

>Diallo
Apologize to Dortmund

Many austrian/german "rednecks" own such a table. They are poor and it seems that these tables were popular over here in the early 90s so that's the only table they can afford.

>austrian/german "rednecks"
God I wish that were me

What has he done?

provoked a penalty via handball

Viktoria Wien vs Hartberg is going to penalties btw
youtube.com/watch?v=ijRCQsQSAI0

Usually one 1st league team gets knocked out of the cup by the first amateur side that they face, and it might be Hartberg this time. Also, Viktoria are coached by Toni Polster of all people

Adolf Dassler (pronounced like "Dussler")
-> Adi-Das

Watching
Tfw no milf owner gf

>"rednecks"
nah that's the Mobiliar of stuck in 80's Unterschicht citydwellers, aka most of NRW. rednecks have solid oak tables from the 19th century.

>sandro wagner advertisment

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you are #1 mr. burger

>Hartberg
F

based Günther, scoring the first pen and saving another one
also lmao @ Hartberg

Ösi is a qt language

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>play like shit all season and get relegated
>win 1:1 against PSG in a friendly

never change glubb

>>win 1:1
Biste depp?

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>miss penalties all season and get relegated
>score penalty in a meaningless friendly

exactly

OLMO at the absolute madman flitzer crashing the tuchel interview

junge >_

No survivors??

kek based flitzer

he had a masterplan for his escape but got chased down by the guards unfortunately

Granaten news?

every minute now

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Can't wait!

Jz fucken

>I don't rate Kimmich

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Literally the fault of the players up front not converting

back to Germany I see

Left = me
Right = basedbois in bundes

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Lose weight

Lose height virgin

Bale would be a perfect fit for Bayern and vice versa. He would be an 1:1 Robben replacement both on the pitch as a left footed right winger and off the pitch as a glass bone disease patient. The latter might be a problem but Bayern are experienced enough to time his recoveries right and have him play the important CL matches just like they did with Robben. Why doesn't Kovac want him?

Too much money
Also he prolly wants to continue banging spanish babes rather than autistic manfaced German """"women"""

>semi-final against barcelona injured
>semi-final against atletico injured
>semi-final against real madrid injured at start of game

youtube.com/watch?v=IsT_PvMR4j4
>Dutchmutt reeding comprehenshun

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>rating Gareth Bale

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Have you had your burger today? Maybe you need to eat a few more lmfao

Weak bait, 0/10

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nürnberg beats psg 1:1
bvb beats liverpool 3:2
is this the era of the bundes?

you're waifu will never win another slam

>Another
No, retard

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just give him whatever buyern gave to robben before he completely died

god I fucking hate this pocher cunt

Likes:
>a cold Sterni
>AfD
>Lok Leipzig

Simple as lads. Scheiß dirtmud

'ate buyern
'ate pocher
'ate jt

luv tennis
luv bundes

simple as

>afd
>not 3. Weg
fuck off, angery buhmer

Imagine if Pocher was still with Jehovah's Witnesses. Imagine opening your door and facing this cunt's grin. And he cracks shitty jokes about bible verses that only he laughs about.

Pocher is funny.

Rate bier purchase
I ate you're moms pusy last nite lmao

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i've made up my mind. the goal: having my very own place before the year ends! living with room mates gets more annoying the older you get.

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it must be awful living with THE animepupser

Not you're blog

Also I never ever lived with roommates except for a few months during freshman year in dorm

>3. Weg
Dont be a fool, support your local Reichsbürger

kek i think there are worse people than me
well i basically got jewed into doing this and in general it's OKAY. but in 60% of days i regret that and so it's time to fuck off. who knows, i might even look for a grill after that.

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Augustiner is great

Nia Künzer bei Bommes :DD

>i basically got jewed into doing this
Eggsblain
Agreed desu

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Rate my beer lads

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>(((Sternberg)))

Jasmin is a gudd christian gril

the eternal 0/10 beer
>i-its not so bad
studicancer piss off

ah mr. burger, last time i poured out my soul some fuckers reported me. so in a nutshell: i fell for the "helping out your best friend" meme.

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>I suffer having friends

based fellow autist

#metoo

>Golden Goal question
>doesn't know

>Nia

hmm bernd, i think our kind suffers when having (((friends))) since they are so tiresome, but flourishes when having good business contacts. at least that is my impression recently. the former comes with many problems while the latter only gives good results. also don't forget that we have one major advantage. we have each other here. yes i think this is how we can become happy. our only contacts in the physical realm must be of professional nature and family, while our real friends are here on Yea Forums. anything else leads to emotional drainage.

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That's sad regards sadfrogs

>That's sad

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nächste halbe geht nei

jz noch 0n

I love you

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yay >we won 4:2 in Maidenscastle & im besoffeb great matvh

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literally WHAT limasssssol

Joa

passt scho

>Jérôme Boateng wird die Audi Summer Tour 2019 des FC Bayern vorzeitig beenden. Der 30-jährige Innenverteidiger fliegt aus privaten Gründen bereits am Sonntag von Houston zurück nach München.
he gone

youtu.be/gSdHW0kxX88

GOOD NIGHT /BUNDES/

nochamol 0n halbe geht nei

He used to be so fucking good.

lol he has never been good

when's the last time he had a good game?

>man mountain
>precise passes
>filigree tackles
>ngubu pace
Face it, he had it all. Unlike Dummels.

Just like Yea Forums

wotger lemon geht nei

some time before pic related i guess

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Me on the left (Nr. Sieben)

private reasons

Uli is based

yeah, he wouldn't play today if it was "private reason"

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respektvoll post

stream???

see or edels-stube.eu/?page_id=10 (click defrows3)

ty

Np

>Noier

Tolisso is a granate

TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO TOLISSO

spätzünder

fuck halal

I don't speak Bavarian

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use it for your hipster beer please

arp is shit

i m drnk and tired gib strweam please

hello qt

I love Germany!

LEWA LEWA LEWA LEWA

GRANATBRY GRANATBRY GRANATBRY GRANATBRY

>kimmich

This schiri is respektlos and geisteskrank

>babymen itt unironically watching bauern
yikes and virginpilled

pretending to be drunk so that other social losers believe that one isn’t a social loser is just sad

I'm a social loser
Ama

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have sex

What's the Granatedetector saying?

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Donny van de Beek will be announced sometime next week

Is Favre autistic?

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Granatbry > Sanate

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youtube.com/watch?v=mN8W9lp5Dhk

yeaaaööhhhh

Leipzig will win the Bundes before Dirtmund

not with Nailsmeme that's for certain

>welt.de/sport/fussball/bundesliga/article197166947/FC-Bayern-Warum-das-Muenchener-Transferchaos-immer-groesser-wird.html
oh mannooooooooooo

sane will be announced next wednesday

Yes yes hello. this is /tour de /bundes/ or /tundes/ now. last stage was pretty great, todays stage will be even better

thanks for reading

obviously

Why do I have such a deep hate for Buyern?

>Hoffenheim lost Nailsgod and already sold most of their keyplayers
back to relegation fight it is

they make me very angery too >:(

I hope you all watch the TdF

>Lilian Thurams son to BMG
interdasting

Yes yes

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yes yes yes girl, how to pay here for?

*kissu kissu* is the main /bundes/ currency

sorry lad, I am only willing to kiss the Satania poster (no homo)

The difference betwixt jam and jelly is that I can't jelly my dick in your mom's mouth

:(

ebin

>/tundes/
tom pls. you're attempts at derailing bestbundes get more and more pathetic each time.

so lads did i fuck up, with putting money on O 2.5 goals in the Chemnitzer- Manheim game?

I have a legitimate question: is Merkel or was Hitler a worse leader?

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have sex

what is better or worse: do guud stuff and bad stuff or don't do nothing at all?

Dumb reddit meme

merkel

No

how many times have you had sex? yeah, that’s what i thought.
have sex.

fuck off you don’t belong

that dat american babyman as well.

change linen, hans.

i just want you all to please take notice that posting off topic garbage is against the rules

/tundes/ rules, /bundes/ drools

nobody watches boring cycling

what's the best place to download textbooks as pdfs since booksee accidentally everything?

>He doesn't enjoy watching beautiful french landscapes while dozing off with a wine bottle half empty, just to wake up again to shout death threats at Ineos drivers at the final climb

TdF is peak sport entertainment desu

literally, I'd rather watch women's football (fuck off tom btw) than roidroll.

no idea. /t/?

>roidroll
almost as boring as F1

Even as a drugbike enthusiast, I can safely say the F1 in the year of our lord 2019, is by far the most boring "major" sport out there.

Based
But then cringe

/t/ is for porn and anime and animeporn.

>quintana shitting the bed again
like clockwork

I see... haven't been there in ages

neue