Without Wout van Aert (and Schachmann, but who cares) the peloton will go to the Tourmalet today. It's a short stage, but this will be a first indication if Alaphilippe can be a serious contender for overall victory. INEOS will just do their thing and hold steady pace to see if he will crack. If not, there is always the third week and some extra ketones.
Points: Peter Sagan Mountains: Tim Wellens Youth: Egan Bernal
Contenders today:
5.5 Geraint Thomas 5.5 Thibaut Pinot 7.0 Egan Bernal 10.0 Mikel Landa 12.0 Julian Alaphilippe 14.0 Nairo Quintana 15.0 Jakob Fuglsang 19.0 Adam Yates 19.0 Richie Porte 23.0 Dan Martin 26.0 Enric Mas Nicolau 26.0 Romain Bardet 26.0 Warren Barguil
Départ réel will be at 13:30. Also, fixed the stage number in the title, apparently I had them wrong the last two days but nobody noticed/cared kek.
The good, the Bak and the ugly Bak to the future Men in Bak BrokeBak Mountains The Empire Strikes Bak A Bak's Life Bakman Begins Jurassic Bak Pirates of the Caribbean: The curse of the Bak Pearl Police Academy 3: Bak in Training Jack Reacher: Never go Bak Orange is new the Bak Paybak Never Bak Down 2: The Beatdown
Anyone knows Allaflip climb times of last year compared to GC guys?
Andrew Davis
Yes, most definitely. He might wait until week 4 though, so we have to wait a little bit
Robert Long
Thomas will win this one, I’m afraid.
Alaphilippe is out of power.
This is not what I want, but it is what will happen.
Benjamin Gutierrez
>not Ong-Bak
Christian Campbell
Or Bernal attacking obligating contenders to pick between to keep together with Thomas on peloton or follow Bernal on attack
Nolan Parker
Stop trying to reverse jinx /ourguy/ G
Josiah Thomas
can bookman win this stage?
Jaxon King
Definitely think there will be some spats between Bernal and Thomas today.
Don't think it'll be clear who of them is the main GC contender after today. No more TT km and lots of mountain km means Bernal has plenty of chances to try to burn out Thomas.
Jaxon Perry
It will be thomas, Allah, bernalillo, or Quintana today
Ryan Clark
Bernal. I am drunk and phonepostint without my glasses apologies
Henry Jackson
Mas is the new white jersey, despite his hair line he's actually just 24.
today is going to be one of this days where you go back and think "yeah, i do remember that stage"
Julian Taylor
Ah yes, the day Allah flop choked and mass french suicides ensued. Sweet memories
Evan Jackson
Shit you're right, fucked up again sorry
Brayden White
>Ah yes, the day Allah flop choked and mass french suicides ensued. Sweet memories well, maybe. But on the other hand, if Alaphilippe can keep up with the best climbers today, he can probably keep up with them all the way to paris and win the whole thing.
Jace Jackson
For me, its pinot redemption story
Jacob Ramirez
My dude after today there have been only 2 mountain stages, with 3 more to go. Plenty of riders who fall off mid week 3.
If Allaflip manages to hold on today, he's of course in better position to keep yellow. But I still wouldn't put any money on him.
Xavier Anderson
Tourmalet ain't hard enough to create gap. It's long but the climb is regular. Some favourite will attak 2km from the top and ened up with 10 sec
Tyler Gonzalez
no one expect Julian to keep the yellow till the end.
Chase Fisher
Likely. After yesterday I do expect 3-4 riders to have a bad day and drop 4-5 positions in top 20.
There have also been unexpected performances pretty much every day so far, so I'm waiting for the surprise today :D
Way too many people saying Alaphillipe can win this race. Even Johan Bruyneel saying it now. Cmon now we haven't even had a proper mountain stage yet. 5 of them to come. I expect him to be dropped on every one of them and finish 6th or 7th on GC.
Also everyone over reacting to his TT even comparing it to Vino. You have a Frenchman in Yellow in the form of his life with a respectable TT history on a course perfectly designed for him... and at the end of the day he beat Pinot by 45 seconds.
Robert Thomas
Also I had a chute yesterday going around a wet bend and cracked my ribs.
Chris Horner would come out of retirement if they added this to the race
Ryan Ortiz
For me, it's F
William Diaz
Ive read that he got a lot of moto draft I diddnt really focused on that so dunno if its bs but he was too fresf at the finish, he even gained on Thomas in the flat section
We need more stages were half of the sprinters miss the cut otherwise its not hard enough
Charles Bailey
The new steepest climb in Wales has 40%
Adrian Thomas
I assume this is a dirt track up the side of a mountain. What is the steepest paved road? Not some meme lane that is only 300m long. A proper 5km+ climb
Dominic Taylor
uncomfy hotels makes leaving easier getting out of your own bed is way harder
Mas will attack today and burn out Ineos. This must be the strategy.
Michael Edwards
Why would they attack they are on the lead.
Carter Jenkins
lol you have it backwards. INEOS will crush souls today
Brandon Williams
finally a proper mountain
are we /hype/?
James Bell
We most definitely are /hype/ Tourmalet is always kino
Elijah Cox
based
Levi Lopez
schedule says they'll be at the foot of soulor around 1430 think i'll have a nap
Caleb Cox
G rides a trendy wanker fixie? Or I'm guessing he's being paid by some fixie company to promote their product.
Actually is that a LeMond frame? Looks like it might say LeMond on the down tube.
Kayden Kelly
What's Leonard Nimoy doing a bike race?
Adam Martinez
He is noted for looking at some Tour officials on the climb of the Col d'Aubisque in the 1910 Tour de France and yelling, "Vous êtes des assassins! Oui, des assassins!' (French for 'You are murderers! Yes, murderers!')"[2] The stage in question was 326 kilometers in length, featured 7 brutal climbs, and was raced on unsealed roads with single-gear bicycles. Based Octave Ripip
He's 5.5 years younger than Froome and 4.5 years younger than G, so he should do.
>having your name on your t-shirt Based. Only Sagan could get away with this.
Yes it is the team. Nutritionists, chefs, turbo trainers, mechanics, swanky team buses, shipping riders' individual mattresses to each hotel like Ineos do, etc. Why do you think the best-funded teams win all the time? And don't fucking say drugs unless you actually want to provide some evidence.
Lucas Price
Reminder that Chadapaz was 5 minutes down on the GC before the mountains in the Giro. Landa was almost 7 minutes down and almost podium'ed in the end, anything still can happen!
Bernal might be allowed to go if he is fresh at the very end and G is ded. But yeah, your assessment is probably on point. All their eggs are in the G basket now.
Colton Gomez
Orla literally dripping over based Sagan.
Justin Hughes
Slippy G after a night out in Glasgow
Ryder Ramirez
Not seething, just pointing out that Sky/Froome objectively cheat and dope and you're delusional if you think otherwise Have fun being stripped of the win in 10 years :^)
I think there's a small chance G is clean though. He's the more likable rider anyway.
This I really didn't get the hype of people putting Bernal as a possible GC winner, it doesn't make any sense for Ineos unless Thomas is out or dropped by 10 minutes
Xavier Ramirez
>Why do you think the best-funded teams win all the time? because they pay the most, so they can attract the best riders. Froome would have won even if he rode for fucking Cofidis. When you are the best climber and the best TT rider, it's practically impossible not to win. Having a good team obviously helps, but it's not nearly as important as you would think.
Landon Scott
Pre race reminder to ignore the "seethe" brit entirely because his autism WILL force him to keep replying to get the last word in and shit up the thread
I repeat, do not engage. This will be the last post about him.
Nathaniel Jackson
Janny fucked up a Danish /pol/rat yesterday so i have hope.
Ryan Bailey
He wouldn't have won as many times with a lesser team. Think he would have won two times.
A friendly BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO from the land of women who blow and men chunder.
Chase Taylor
> unless Thomas is out
Still many corners left.
Justin James
Fair enough, he is basically a Hasidic Jew in that photo.
Nicholas Hernandez
no way froomedog is more likeable than G + G is even more of a racedonkey than froome
Austin Barnes
G is 10 times a bigger doper than Froome.
Lincoln Cruz
Definitely wouldn't have won in 2016, he was dragged up some of those mountains by his super domestiques + a lesser team wouldn't have gotten the refbike decision from ASO.
Eli Cooper
is it bad if i poast on /sg/ ?
Angel Ramirez
Japanese welcome
Joseph Price
>b-but we made Yea Forums famous!!
Kek. I left before it got deleted, shame the mod didn't do a public ban.
Sebastian Young
> still trialing today's plan > it setup a 32 minute "endurance" ride for today What did it mean by this?
Also if he was on another team he would have been busted in the Salbutamol scandal just like Ulissi and Petacchi, but lol no sky are untouchable even when they are caught cheating.
Caleb Taylor
Hahahahaha this level of COPE.
Froome is a strong rider by himself but the Ineos team always sets that high pace up the mountains because they're a great team, well funded, with better sports science / nutrition / training / everything else than other teams.
Seethe.
Kayden Robinson
yeah I saw it, good that that disgusting election redditor newfag got btfo
This is not gonna happen though even if he's an obvious doper, the damage done to the US market was too huge they don't want a repeat with the UK market.
Ayden Morgan
>uses the same amount of salbutamol as Ulissi >gets away with it Sky definitely skirts the rules and goes outside of them. Jumbo is a better example of a team that dopes, but within the rules.
Josiah Phillips
petain was a good lad t b h
saved many of his people
Michael Robinson
>Fart
Samuel Wilson
Leaves alright I reckon I've been to Canada so it'd be hypocritical to keep you out
Owen Russell
Actually Froome had x2 the amount of Ulissi's and still got away scot free
Nicholas Green
too true. I would have imagined their era of dominance to be over though. Froome has become a superstar, the british market can't get tapped in any more imo
Cameron Roberts
Oil/plastics/fracking
Apt, isn't it?
Michael Garcia
yeah, a 9 inch dong. all set to see a breakaway with Fuglsang, Quintana, Nibali, Valverde, Levi Leipheimer, Bardet and Lars Ulrich take it all
Gabriel Foster
I already went to the gym, so no. Maybe tomorrow morning before church.
It's the business practice that comes with it. Just like Bayer and Nestle.
Connor Ross
Reminder to hide and ignore SEETHE posters
Robert Stewart
The fire crackles as the children gasp in awe. Snow begins to fall outside the window as your tale comes to an end, but the youngsters are still thirsty for more. 'Tell us about the 300m attack he launched against Wiggins again Grandpapa' one child begs. 'No, no! The legendary 10 second break vs Nibali' implores another. The oldest boy pipes up. 'Be quiet you two, Grandad tells those ones all the time. Go on, tell us the one you promised us last time - the 2018 failed bridge at Rosiere with Valverde...Grandad..G-Grandad?' The rocking chair creaks to a halt. A serene expression is on your face and all of Quintana's attacks flash before your eyes in your final moments as the children embrace you. His two meme Tour wins, The legendary DNF in the 2014 Vuelta. That Paris-Nice 2nd against Bernal. They know whats happening and are scared, but calm. The last thing you hear as you slide into the black warmth of death is the youngest boy - old beyond his years, a cycling fanatic who spends every free moment outside mending his battered steel 10 speed - 'Dont be sad, he lived a hell of a life...in the age of Quintana.'
yes but my laptop is still louder so only bothersome if you have neighbours right under you
Aaron Reyes
>Uran, Quintana and Henao lived in the same apartment and cooked and did dishes together. No way didnt also exchange bodily fluids
Julian Cruz
Why did the stupid AI make Puck cross-eyed.
Logan Cook
Carapaz is from ecuador.
Parker Lee
i like it
Samuel Torres
yeah exactly, maybe their lung don't work on sprint stages? how is brazil in terms of mountains? are they just covered with rain forest?
Logan Bennett
>start delayed because of protesting farmers France pls, every time.
Owen Smith
Are there any videos of Van Aert's crash?
Jace Rogers
Let's connect and organize a /cyc/ trip to a mountain stage next year. I'm all in. I have access to many mind altering substances and been a boyscout since i was 7, so i have a lot of camping gear. Let's make it happen
Elijah Smith
COME ON LET'S GO FFS
Sebastian Sanders
I love cycling but man, people love wasting money when it comes to cycling don't they? The entire point and joy of cycling is to get out and experience the world. It makes sense to have a turbo trainer if you're a top professional and you want to have strictly controlled training (or warm up / cool down like they do in the pro peloton) but for normal people it makes zero sense.
sorry but i cant be arsed to ride my bike when its below 10 degrees. i did running before buts its pretty shity as well at 0 degrees. so either you go running cycling in a gym or get one of those
Eli Campbell
let's go racing
Logan Wood
Zwift is pretty fun
you can race other anons
Isaac Stewart
Brazilian territory is situated in the middle of South American Plate. In other words, Brazil has no high mountains, but there are lots of highlands and hills, mainly in southeastern and eastern part of country.
>Did you ride today, /tdf/? When it gets a little cooler, in the evening. It's only 8:00 in the morning and it's already 32degC with 74% humidity. Fuck that.
Oliver Wright
SAGAN NIBBLES
we are at km 5 canadian
Gabriel Brooks
YEEEEEEEEEES
Liam Edwards
yes
Lucas Anderson
Nothing It started 5mn ago
Ryan Bennett
tough one for the fat lads today
Easton Roberts
One of them had the livery of a airline in the US with an Airbus on order, so it seems to be kind of storage area.
Kayden Wood
>Finland >Scandinavia But user Finland isn't in Scandinavia
Nathaniel Sanchez
/cyc/ predicted this.
Hunter Stewart
wtf i want to visit brazil now
Sebastian Gray
Nibali? He said he had diarrhea.
Alexander Mitchell
Is our Canuck friend here? Does he have to work on the weekend? Working on the weekend is depressing as fuck.
Nicholas Ward
Well personally I have a gym membership and I go on the treadmill after doing weights. It costs me £21.95 a month ($27.59 USD) instead of hundreds of pounds, and I'm paying that for the weights anyway.
I mean, to each their own of course, but yeah, I like cycling out in the real world personally.
It's an ITT, you can't really tell who's winning halfway through. But he certainly might have.
Asher Diaz
Can the race start already?
Also >tfw you meet a girl, text her every day for two weeks, think you could be falling for her >shes funny, cute, caring, intelligent >suddenly get the feeling that things are too good to be true >hook up with her >both her nipples are pierced is there a bigger red flag in the world than that? it hurts bros
Easton Stewart
DUbs and Alaphilip to win the TdF, thanks to Belgian pharmacists
piercing nipple is a bit yikes indeed. Also how did you meet a grill ?
Evan White
Phillipes doping getting called out by Eurosport germany
Luke Ramirez
small and "cute" tattoo of a cross bitch was legit sociopathic
David Robinson
>he was winning until he lost
Alexander Jones
okay scarra
Ian Hughes
check for penis.
Brody Smith
roll
Easton Baker
This stage makes me so happy
Ethan Sanders
Either she's a huge slut or you're lying. If you felt so good about her that means you both talked a lot and she never told you that she had her nipples pierced?
Don't be surprised if she has aids too, that's all im saying
Tyler Clark
Germs are always the first ones to hype up someone or put blame on the same person later on, hero to zero mentality.
A good reason why I only watch Eurosport UK or even a French stream.
what are you talking about ? He's well liked in Wallonia too
Dylan Young
I know some alright grils with pierced nipples, its hot as fuck, stop being a bitch and enjoy fucking her. It sounds like you decided even before you hooked up that you might """"love"""" her or think that you might. Be more patient.
Wyatt Campbell
I'd love to suck on a pierced nipple desu
Oliver James
>namefags
Daniel Torres
NIBBLES 100 KM SOLO
Jeremiah Hill
i agree with , as long as she doesn't have tattoos, there's still hope. piercings you can take out and it's like nothing ever happened.
It's for people who live in the US Northeast where they want to ride and live to ride but snow and slush prevent them from having comfy Fred-rolls 4 months out of the year.
Other targets: Women who don't want to go to the gym & wealthy urban shut ins.
It got up to 97 degrees here in the midwest and suddenly everyone was pedaling through Central Park on zwift on my strava feed. I did 30 and I'm round. Bunch of girls.
Henry Jackson
No, it was originally yellow because that was the colour of the pages of L'Auto, the sports newspaper that created the Tour de France.
it radar'd the pedals and internal algorithm chose the highest measured speed?
Josiah Lee
On TF1
Jaxon Cruz
Same for the giro
Colton Richardson
Monkeys on EPO Dope in the Jungle The Rolling Dopes My Chemical Grand Tour Medical Bike for Cuties Dopy Talent The Rolling Mariachis Dopaz from the Amazonas Xipamid Dynasty Needle! At the Bikestore Coke n' Clenbuterol Bike 182 The Backfield Boys Lost in Transfusion The Whores of Peloton The Red Lanterns Saved by the Broom Car Horse Category Testosterone The T-Patches Status EPO
while it is a sign of a slut or a half-dyke often girls who have 'inverted nipples' do that because they are self conscious. Inverted nipples = likely wont be able to breast feed
Bentley Lewis
which namechanged to L'Equipe because L'Auto endorsed Hitler or something
Michael Rodriguez
Why are you so triggered just because we use different units? That wasn't even the fucking point of my post you fucking idiot.
Jonathan Sanders
I'm literally shaking as I type this. It's her body, so her rules. Don't like it? Get out! She deserves so much better sweaty can't believe it's 2019 and we still have to witness toxic masculinity.
Daniel Parker
It is considered a MTB climb.
Xavier Wilson
I believe it was because L'Équipe has bought L'Auto
for that, they don't have to control the peloton and exhaust themselves. Maybe Pinot gave up on the yellow and wants a stage victory instead. We'll see
Jackson Morales
the breakaway will be on very short leash
Logan Sanchez
Don't you use liters, grams and °C ?
Jose Howard
Just some easy z2 spinning. First properly warm summer day in ages here, practically no wind.
What about those of us who like piercings and tattooed sluts? The anti piercing and tattoo crowd is annoying as fuck because they stink of """"stop liking what I don't like"""".
Ian Peterson
Train spotted! >you now remember back in the early days of TdF some riders would cheekily ride the train for a portion of the stage
Cooper Scott
oh maybe, danish commentator talked about it on one of the stages
Wyatt Gray
>knows more about the tour than Frogs
Jace Allen
What the fuuuuug. Tell me it wasnt solo
Tyler Cooper
Wow, like uhmm, stop liking what I don't like anytime, bigot.
Michael Hall
How long until they hit Col du Soulor?
I need to buy alcohol
James Thomas
however, this is /TdF/ and france does use kmh you are free to leave
Shit... I only now realize how rapey my post came across... I'm sorry. I dont want to rape anyone of you, i am not like that. It's just that this user said something about getting fuxked up before noon and since i dont drink a lot of alcohol i wanted to let you know that i have other means of getting fucked up than alcohol. I dabble a lot in psychedelics and camping along the track of the tour with likeminded bros sounds just to nice. We always had fun camping, when we were 17 most of our scout camping trips ended with booze and weed and yeah we did fuck too, luckily scouts and guides are mixed in Germany so no gay stuff happened. It would be fun bros. Camping out in nature, taking drugs, getting drug, bbq all day and laugj and if consensual, straight sex. No homostuff And you'll keep all your organs. Promised
Come on bros. I want some fun
Luis Hernandez
I'm so sorry m8. Have sex.
Carter Sullivan
ruinous heating bill/10
Thomas Roberts
Quintana sounding like a terminal cancer patient in this interview, admitting his best days are behind him desu
Owen Lopez
posted nipples would be a redder flag.
Isaac Reed
I'm going for It, if I miss some action I blame you Dutch
Jaxson Miller
pierced nipples are hot. I've been shilling them to my gf for ages but she'd never get them since she's a stupid prude
Eli Ramirez
Cute CUTE!!!
Grayson Clark
that's a pleb tier pool
Brayden Watson
Run Bjarne, Run! Or cycle, Bjarne, cycle!!!!!
William Ortiz
Goddammit, didn't saw that. Kut. You know i'm going to be filthy rich.
Places like that would suuuuuuch a pain to live in. All those gardens you have to cultivate, all those rooms you never ever use, all the money you have to spend on keeping an old wreck like that from collapsing on itself. UGH
Christopher Thompson
based webm bro
Carter Walker
Based Wiggo showing those JFs who's boss.
Christopher Reed
Wiggo rocking the flag
Easton Brown
is there a more comfy job than cameraman on the helicopter during the tour ?
Caleb Reyes
now I'm definitely convinced there's gonna be buttstuff and daterape
Justin Flores
>That middle-class balcony inflatable pool
Christian Jackson
wtf i love aiportraits now
Andrew Thomas
That Abère château needs some fucking fresh paint on the other hand
Jason Nelson
>IRGC Internet Squad in fucking /tdf/ now
Stay in /pol/ with that ugly Minnesotan rat please
Justin Gomez
>that fan id portrait
Brayden Hill
don't do this /cyc/ you have been warned
Matthew Thomas
Elevation gain? How long have you been riding?
Eli Peterson
>The boomer and the black women love Macron
kek figures
Carson Butler
FUCK OFF
MACRON
Hunter Howard
>le manlet president
Zachary Nelson
We can periscope the entire thing so your loved ones can check on you I promise i am not a creep, i just like drugs and camping a lot...
Bentley Brooks
Why do you never see anyone fucking in the woods? I thought the French was sexualy free
Nathan Long
fucking kek I didn't notice
Ian Brown
Bonjour monsieur Macron
Jayden Lopez
imagine shaking a neoliberal's hand
Connor Hughes
ayy macroni
Owen Lee
Macron is cute, CUTE
Jonathan Jackson
Yes we do, yeah it is a little weird that we use miles for roads, but we do. All road signs (speeds and distances) are in miles. So that's what we're used to. If you use Google Maps in Britain it will give you distances in miles, but in Europe of course it will give you kilometres.
There are only a few other cases where we still use imperial - e.g. beer and milk are both still sold in pints (although milk legally has to have the metric equivalent printed on it). So 4 pints of milk says "2.272 litres" on the side.
Apart from that everything is metric, yes. Metric is what we're taught at school. Recipes are always in grams and millilitres. Foods are all sold in metric measurements apart from beer and milk - although actually for beer I'm only talking about draught beer, "pression" in France of course. Beer in cans in supermarkets is in metric, usually 440ml cans. You can get some beers in pint cans too, but it legally has to have "568ml" printed on it.
Anyway, I wasn't trying to provoke people by posting that distance in miles, I just converted it on the internet out of habit because miles is what I'm used to.
Fuck it. Lets show Macron shaking hands for 5 minutes
Kevin James
you have a problem whit what women wear ? Maybe she chose to wear it, not all muslim women are forced to wear it, some do it by choice. Stop promoting islamophobia with this kind of thought.
Sebastian Young
>Macron
Caleb Robinson
France uses French and you're German so you need to leave, Hans.
Christ you're a fucking idiot, I was just asking a simple fucking question and you're getting triggered as fuck just because I posted a speed in a different fucking unit. This has nothing to do with the question I asked, all I was asking was if that speed was recorded on a descending section, which I presume it was.
sorry mate I was just trolling a bit for no reason cuz I was just a bit baffled that you'd convert it in your post randomly and then you got mad which was funny dunno if that speed was on the descent but I'd certainly guess so because that's a top sprinting speed on the flat
Isaac Rogers
Iranians are really really nice desu i want to go there
Eli Reed
what a backward country
Chase Adams
It was in the descending section user
Alexander Brown
But Isamophobia is a good thing. So is Christianophobia.
Evan Brooks
They don't need to do it because some else would have done it anyway. All teams should unite against Ineos and act as a super team
Jack Brooks
That's exactely my kind of people. I'm transdutch. A Dutch born in the body of a German. Can i get nationality reassignment surgery?
the only way to beat Ineos is driving full gas from the start so they cant use their train on the climbs
Lincoln Hall
if you buy a castle you dont maintain the garden or clean the place yourself you pay your serfs to do it
Anthony Martinez
red flags: the post
Matthew Taylor
Thanks for that complete answer user, have a nice day (in the hope you don't use imperial mesures for night and day otherwise have a nice night too).
Daniel Allen
>claims he's not butthurt >calls ineos "evileos" Lmao, cope harder Hans.
>I was just a bit baffled that you'd convert it in your post randomly It's not exactly surprising, an American would do the same because they also use miles, while I would not be surprised at all if a Frenchman or a Dutchman converted miles into kilometres since obviously that's what you use.
And no mate I didn't get mad I just didn't understand why people were getting triggered.
Ian Peterson
in Iran it literally is the law
Connor Johnson
>I have nothing to wear lmao that kid
Brayden Martin
dont be racist you fucking nazi
Jacob Taylor
Thenks
Connor Richardson
If you really can't tell if it was on a descent or not you're a fucking tourist and need to leave /TdF/. Or just shut the fuck up and lurk more.
obviously I'd expect you to convert it to understand the speed, was just a bit weird to post it back like that when the regular kmh was there to see for everyone in the image Would've expected more for you to go "wow did they really go this fast? Was that on the descent" than putting the mph in there for only your own benefit. If that makes sense.
Gabriel Diaz
take note guys its EVILOS
Parker Harris
74.2
Wyatt Flores
>MY favorite fiction novel is right, everbody elses is wrong
Joshua Perry
do it
great country and people very cheap because of the weak currency
Thomas Hernandez
big houses stress me, prefer a small comfy appartment desu
It's not like we'd be alone. There would be hundreds if not thousands of other cycling fans. It would be kind of hard to set up a secret operating room amids hundreds of drunk cyc fans. Not to speak of getting the medical personal and equipment and air conditioning, ensuring a fast transport of the organs, hell i wouldnt even know your HLA status and if we actually have a matching recipient for your organs. Is it so hard to believe that i just wanna party with like.minded bros? Have you never partied in your life?
No worries mate, have a good day too. And no, don't worry, it isn't currently night time measured in imperial.
Ethan Martin
Look like Wegner chairs. Danish design HUGE in the states
Colton Price
>What's more comfy than hearing rain on your windows Hearing blood on your windows from RWDS cleaning up your city?
Liam Long
We had that rain yesterday during the TT. Lovely.
Jeremiah Gray
>Iranian girls are whores too Wow...maybe we're more similar than we realize and we should all stop fighting. If we all realized that women are fucking whores we could use that to create a lasting peace on earth.
Suddenly, I feel really optimistic...
Cooper Morales
>*turns into eddy merckx* >nothing personnel, nino
Samuel Anderson
Hearing snow when the flakes are heavy enough and falling on fresh powder It's very light but audible and soft
Yes, und ich antworte nochmal auf Deutsch, auch wenn es euch nicht gefällt War halt fast überall im nahen und fernen Osten bzw. ehemaigen Sowjetunion Ländern
Christopher Brooks
It is raining really hard here in Limburg. Its have been a long time ago i have seen this.
Kevin Price
Wtf Belgian bros ? I watch online and on RTBF and Sporza the stream is ded
Is >Pinot trying to hurt Phillip and take him high visibility coat?
Isaiah Scott
I would very much presume it was on the descent but strange things happen sometimes, it was just a simple fucking question you fucking idiot.
I didn't even think about the fact that others in this thread wouldn't use miles, I just always immediately convert kms into miles because I don't use kms so I have no natural sense really of how fast 69 km/h is.
Jaxson Fisher
>tfw no CA technologies.
Sebastian Turner
Shut up, i am not a date rapist or organ trafficker
/cyc/ will have an amazing weekend with lots of booze, drugs, music, bbq and cycling. The only danger would be some /r9k/ infiltrator who brings brownies in which he jizzed before
Wyatt Evans
Eindhoven ?
Hudson Richardson
You should come out as proud german limburger already Tom
Aaron Thompson
But I do. All the time. With whores. That's the point.
Kayden Moore
yeah i just called josé to block your ability to watch online. sorry lad
Tyler White
Englisch, Mutterficker! Sprichst du es?
Grayson Hughes
yeah i don't want to go because i think sharia law or hardcore religious conservatism is based or anything so i don't care about that.
hearing rain on your windows while getting a full body massage by a cutie while another cutie sucks your dick while another 2 cuties sucks your nuts while another cutie licks your butthole while another 2 cuties are licking your toes while a mommy cutie is telling you a bedtime story.
That's my boy. Mdma will be on the menu for sure. But i'll prefer low dose shrooms. About 5 grams of dutch truffles, maybe. Enough for an intense euphoric high but not enough optics to completely space out. It's going to be glorious, Bjarne. Where do you want to go? Alps or Pyrinaedingmountains
Dominic Campbell
What's the situation with the two guys who fell over yesterday?
Samuel Bailey
Niet om het een of ander, maar mensen van onder de rivieren moeten dood, en Limburgers al helemaal
Eli Thomas
Thank you for supporting French economy
Elijah Gray
>Knots Some Brit told his weight in stones, and i really thought was bullshitting with me. The UK is great.
Josiah Walker
Schachmann DNS
Josiah Kelly
MACRON MENTIONED
Luke Powell
Reminder that today is the Colombian national holiday
They get gassed all day long. It always triggered my autism.
Landon Nguyen
>boomer sport >electric cars dream on Not only do they get gassed by the cars for 4 hours, they also have to deal with the noise of the helicopter right above their heads for the entire stage.
y'all dumb the main problem is that rear derailleur is about to snap
Luis Campbell
Why is française written with a lowercase? Does it not mean France?
Cameron Adams
state of that dickhead wiggins
Gavin Butler
Stop.embarrassing our Country please. Also, we Germans eat a shitload of pork dont be so hard on the danes. And if you never had patta negra ham i feel bad for you son
Ayden Jones
bruh what
Henry Robinson
you can eat good beef just fine, we also eat raw beef and pork meat unseasoned
I certainly didn't prove your point, you said it only tasted good as salami. Salami is one kind of cured meats, there are hundreds of others.
> it doesnt taste very well without spices or other kind of processing So like every other meat then, you know the steak you cook and add salt to ? That's processing and spicing and that's the norm for most meat dishes
Gavin Cooper
>Bahreïn Merida est une équipe sans alchimie car il y a une mosaïque de nationalités. Bon sens raciste.
>Bardet was supposed to win the Tour ! >Bardet was supposed to win the Tour ! >Bardet was supposed to win the Tour ! >Bardet was supposed to win the Tour ! >Bardet was supposed to win the Tour ! >Bardet was supposed to win the Tour !
why are you even watching if you dont understand cycling
Ayden Thompson
>Bardet
Asher Perez
>de cow
Mason Young
The yearly Sagan mountain breakaway to secure green jersey in intermediate sprint.
Hudson Edwards
Ineos showing weakness, theyre going for the kill
Evan James
KEK
Asher Wood
it's going to be fucking carnage on the Tourmalet. good for diesel engines like Pinot and Kruiswijk... and G
Oliver Sullivan
Whenever I cycle up the mountains (and there's nobody else around to see or hear me) and I see some mountain cows I always ask them: "Hey what's your Cow2 Max?" even if I know at best they'll look quizzically or moo, at worst not respond at all
Welllens is climbing better on a 1st cat col in the tdf than on la redoute, I dont get it
Sebastian Smith
Vintage Moleman
Justin Wood
I wouldn't expect you to have heard of it tbf it has no famous outside our borders, but it's pretty different You eat the mixture directly, you don't dip anything in it, and the recipe's different as well as the cheese used a basis for the whole thing Do try it if you ever can, fondue and raclette are great but there's no reason not to try as many cheese dishes as possible
Merci user
Easton Rogers
Just woke turned on the tv after the soulor, someone give me a quick rundown?
Adrian Torres
rubbish at TT though
Joseph Wright
>full kit wankers
Bentley Hernandez
Moleman as always clamping on behind the group forever until the end.
Kevin Brooks
What rider is gonna get run over by a drunken lunatic today?
Dominic Peterson
you are in the future. give us the rundown
Hunter Evans
You mountain folks are strange people... But i like you anyway
Luis Roberts
Allah U Philip, I just came back from the mosque and I asked all the fidels to pray for your victory. You have the blessing from all Molenbeek with you. GO PHILIP !
Evan Barnes
lotto is clearly doping this tour very nice from them
What happened to Movistar this year, suddenly they can into tactics
David Flores
>tfw I always remained a /pinot/ even when it seemed like Bardet was the guy to carry the french hopes
Feels good man. Also I bet on Pinot to win today's stage
Austin Lee
Sagan is insane btw
Hunter Watson
Shit i thought the soulour ended because a commercial free segment just ended
Nicholas Howard
A RIDER OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH
Aaron Richardson
>*autistic screeching*
Blake Edwards
Nah, it's gonna be Valverde.
Jaxson Gomez
Who is left for INEOS? Just Poels and Bernal?
Jonathan Myers
>morning ride: check >post ride pasta: check >post ride wank: check >sauna & dip into the lake: check >mtf finish on tourmalet: check It's time to get max comfy
There are many regions of France that I haven't visited yet and le Massif Central is one of them. I've only been to the alps and the south actually but Aubrac looks comfy and perfect for some trekking.
I'll try this meal for sure if I visit this place.
>register your're self at cunny date really, eurosport?
Carter Thomas
>live and ride in the flattest of lands >only real climb is a ~7% 350m old river bank that I have to detour to even hit at all Would I die on Tour Mallet?
Ryan Wilson
Devenyns still in the main group. Based QS train. Cannot wait for Remco to start smashing cunts on GC
because who the fuck cares what page we are on? Just stay in the thread
Charles Campbell
Use the catalog and search for /cyc/ you newfag
Andrew Williams
There is one though, even here in the Tour....but there are no Asians...
Leo Price
we dont talk about that
Austin Lee
Because tdf is the only thread on Yea Forums no overrun by autists obsessed with opening posts and making a gazilllion new threads.
Honestly the best thing about /tdf/ and what makes it so comfy.
Elijah Davis
Cycling requires a certain level of technological advancment. A level not reached by Africa
Andrew Price
Anyone can climb if they have small enough gears. 34x32 should be ok if you just take it easy for the first half then you could just suffer to the top from there
Anthony Lewis
I care, literally every other major sporting event gets multiple threads, you retards and muh traditions beget lagging threads that 404 much faster
Aiden Brown
Maybe Quintana is just preparing for his little test attack he will do in 2020?
Leo Garcia
Last year Arashiro rode for Bahrain Merida I think. Or maybe that was 2017. But yeah Asians are rare.
Bentley Williams
Dog bless I've only yet been to Geneva myself when it comes to your country
We've only 404'd during the race like once, and in that case a new thread was made Who the fuck cares if the thread 404s two hours after the race is over
you north americans are dumb
Matthew Collins
Thread switching is a pain. Here you have everything neatly in one thread. Cope harder
Chase Roberts
Any info revealed on when he's gonna attack?
Ryan Carter
Is Ireland basically Britain just with a different flag? That lunch looks so stereotypically British. Also I like grated cheese on my beans on toast, personally. A mate introduced me to it and it's fucking good.
mental manlet, they cant handle the pain. thats why you see some niggers in track bc theyre big muscles help them. Even then there all big sprinters are huwhites or latinos/spanish
He's smarter than that. He's not just going to blab his secret tactics. This is chess, son. It ain't checkers.
Carter Barnes
I think I made this OC a couple of years ago. If I did, then that's cool that people are using it. I'm pretty sure I did. Actually an easy way for me to check would be to go on 4plebs and see who first posted it, it should be a British flag. Maybe I'll check after lunch.
Josiah Perry
It looks pretty turkish to me
Jackson Diaz
If all planets are aligned and everyone else crashes during the climb.
Adrian Morris
when I was in france I rented a bike with a triple for super comfy climbing. tfw 100 cadence at 10km/h on my normal bike I have 36x28
John Campbell
>canned, cold beans in tomato sauce >on a fucking slice of bread >a meal
Wyatt Harris
*NIBBLES*
Henry Young
You want to invite /pol/rats or something? Just more work for Janny. Stay in thread and enjoy the ride together. /cyc/ threads are legendary.
Jokes asides Switzerland is a bit too expensive to travel to for foreigners but there are some really kino region like Valais which are worth going to.
Parker Hernandez
beans on toast is pretty standard here. it horrifies the sharia lands of europe for some reason
obviously they're not cold you fucking savage
Jace Martinez
Absolutely patrician post.
Jeremiah Lopez
how is he so fuckig aero, fucking Nibali
Isaac Long
>moving mouse to click is hard
lmao lardass
Anthony Turner
my bike has a 26x34 gear at the moment lol very comfy on steep climbs
Isaac Rogers
I only saw that SHAMEFUR dispray of Nishimura of Nippo Vini Fantini this year...
Levi Nelson
I've 34 or 36 small crank, but took off the front dérailleur because it was getting me angry, so I'd be 50x28 at best. Or just switch to granny with a stick.
No, you heat them up until they're hot mate. I have never eaten cold beans and I never will, that's disgusting. Either put them in the microwave or cook 'em in a pan.
Also they're meant to be on toast, his toast just doesn't look very toasted.
>NOS using Yea Forums in their rebus Love (You) NOS lurkers.
Ian Campbell
I feel like I have to lose some weight to get my cycling to the next level. I just can't seem to get the numbers on the scale to drop. I'm 1.84m, 76kg. Any ideas apart from weight loss drugs?
I like ketchup personally, maybe it's the Anglo in me, but I fucking love ketchup.
They're not all that thick, I'm quite inconsistent with cutting.
>a "brit" who doesn't like ketchup Expose thyself, Pierre / Hans / Geert.
Shit I should definitely get some more of that, I fucking love Branston. Alright I'm putting it on the shopping list, thanks for reminding me, I was meaning to get some recently and I didn't. Also worcester sauce, I've run out of that too.
It's tasty, Geert. If you ever had it you'd realise it's pretty good. Not amazing but it's quick and easy and relatively nutritious. It's tastier with grated cheese on top by the way.
>no retard UK poster >no retard /pol/ dane anymore /tdf/ 2019 is pretty comfy. We miss brazilbro' tho
>mfw no >greentext jersey
Aaron Reed
me in her eyes
Jose King
ride a lot, eat not a lot
John Evans
>mfw couldn't ride in the morning because of storm >mfw won't be able to ride in the evening because the storm's getting back The fuck with this weather?
Josiah Green
just count calories
Carter Clark
based cows
Samuel Green
African blacks are full Homosapiens, Europeans are part Neanderthal and that's where it's at.
Andrew Edwards
marginal gains (coke)
Jace Martin
We reached bump limit before the stage even started, iirc.
Lucas Allen
learn how to make an actual sandwich you disgusting savage. Which is actually easier since you don't have to heat up anything
>lots of ads on flat sections >no ads on the climbs that's the way it goes
Evan Parker
What's that ketchup meme ? Everyone I know eats ketchup. We're just selective enough on what we use it with
Parker Cooper
>Females here are taller than the average med why lie?
Cameron Carter
harden up
Josiah Sullivan
Yes aoparently whites look the same to azns and negros. So my post wasnt rayciss since it's true for everyone
David Collins
Lurking hard my wallon friend
Brody Walker
Don't make big meals by night because metabolism is slower during the nights
Cooper Gutierrez
>yikes
Jordan Smith
There is a lot of archaic ancestry of different humanoids in africans too lad, we just dont know much about them yet. Some even estimate the percentage of contribution to be up to 30% while neanderthal % in euros is only up to 4%
Aiden Peterson
no too bad >ketchup why?
Adam Mitchell
Ss+gomad
Leo Cooper
Cute. Didn't think i would encounter an 乃木坂46 poster in /TdF/.
Jayden Young
>We miss brazilbro' tho RIP. We didn't deserve him.
I've been to Italy, Spain and Greece, med men are almost all manlets. Lot shorter than the average woman here.
Jacob Perry
>average spanish male height
170 cm
Ethan Carter
THANKS JUAN
Bentley Hernandez
THANKS JUAN
Mason Jackson
most of women dream about an Italian or Spanish bf bro.
Christopher Ortiz
Juan is getting fat
Michael Long
I've told you weakfags before. The Riis method. Ride 200k in the morning, neck triple does of sleeping pills on return, no food. Wake up next day ?????? profit.
I make sandwiches basically every day, I'm this guy and that's today's sandwich: And yeah actually I don't really have beans on toast very often at all, haven't had it in a couple years maybe at this point, but it's not bad. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it mate.
Ah fair enough. I just thought it was something the British were known for. I'm sure when I've been to France people have joked how the French will know we're British when we start putting ketchup on everything.
Because ketchup is love and ketchup is life.
I concur with this.
Charles Nelson
>Implying Canada doesn't have trememdous natural beauty
No offense at the English reply, your French's flawless but it's so all can read
>most of women dream about an Italian or Spanish bf bro. The dream is better than the reality. Once you get past the dark eyes and the wavy hair and the olive skin, you have a girl who's lazy as fuck, entitled even by girls' standards, and becomes as Catholic as a nun whenever it's convenient for her (i.e. she's not in the mood.)
I've never heard of ketchup being linked to Brits here, doesn't mean it's not a thing but it's not the most prevalent stereotype when it comes to your food habits
Owen Roberts
Why so many posts today? It's not even a decisive stage. Did Allahuphilippe made so many new fans yesterday?
John Edwards
Is columbia independence day they say. Will one of those paco tacos try something?
Logan Green
weekend
Ayden Williams
Heaven
Jason Wood
Mate you sound legit autistic. Stay away from my bins, my dogs and my nan.
Show me your belly though.
Ryan Myers
just likes nerds idolize East asians, other men idolize Russian women. Lots of girl idolize Italian, go ask them, Bart
I've seen you do this for a couple of days now. You are a good man, user. A good soul, a true fren. May you live long and prosper and may your first born be a son.
Hmmm why dont the french wave their flags as much as we flemish do?
Juan Johnson
Press P to give Nairo your prayers. #PrayForNairo
Jordan Turner
I think they would just let the best descender take the lead and never overtake. Boring
Colton Wood
I wish we had them. Another Swiss posted mind blowing photo's on the top of mountains of his daily ride. Absolutely stunning for a swamp creature like me.
>Hmmm why dont the french wave their flags as much as we flemish do? Different people express patriotism in different ways. You wave your flags. We turn our flag into a bikini and make a 300lb woman wear it.
For me, I like the Alps more because they are so closely concentrated. Any direction you take you can climb. Pyrenees are cool too, but there is only one way of going about them
Bentley Myers
based
Charles Anderson
Perfect. What time is it in Australia?
Andrew Flores
>kingfisher
nigga why
Christian Foster
>Gluten free meme
Grayson Phillips
>single screen
Christian Brown
Respect for Nairo, he was our greatest hope for years.
Camden Morgan
92,5 km / 18,5 km to go
Hunter Clark
>BROOKLYN chewing cum
Mason Perez
based Pixies poster
Ryan Green
The Pyrenees have always satisfied me as the perfect natural border
Jackson Parker
What's his endgame
Jack Phillips
brb pilsner wasn't on sale $18 at countdown lol
well i am eating bread too
too late
Luke Hughes
image limit reached
Thomas Roberts
post those anti soufern french memes from a few threads ago please
Christian Rodriguez
I'm having parma ham, mozzarella balls, tomatos and garlic bread with a little olive oil. Wont post pic because too paranoid someone might backtrace it. I'm afraid of consequences changing in a definite way
Aiden Fisher
based pct riders
Noah Reed
Dubs and Nairo attacks and wins the stage
Carson Evans
I had a google to check I'm not crazy and it looks like I'm not the only Brit to have heard the idea that the French associate Brits with a love of ketchup. Maybe it's completely false and you guys don't actually have that association. But we seem to think that you do. And I'm sure I've been hearing this ever since I was a kid and going to France so yeah, I think it's a pretty ingrained notion that we have.
>The French have taken against [ketchup] for cultural reasons. Apparently, a smear of ketchup is the equivalent of watching a Hollywood movie or playing Adele on your iPod or greeting a gendarme with a cheery “Wozzup, dude?” The very embrace of ketchup is seemingly a surrender to the onrushing imperialism of the Anglo-Saxon world. telegraph.co.uk/foodanddrink/8806553/The-French-have-some-sauce-to-ban-tomato-ketchup.html
Granted that second article is pointing out that ketchup is an American invention, not British, but still, it's Anglo.
It's the Tourmalet, it's a pretty big deal, and it's being seen as an important stage for the GC riders.
Ryan Phillips
>Attack
Lucas Williams
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Jacob Campbell
I have plenty inbred northshits memes sadly we've reached image limits
Leo Howard
just holiday in the alps lad.
t. west flemish guy
Landon Clark
As is tradition
Joseph Cook
very nice should put some balsamico on there as well to finish it
Mason Hughes
reroll
Austin Gutierrez
and Betty when you call me you can Calmejane DOO DO DO DO
Angel Russell
JAWEL!!!!!! HAPPENING!!!!!
Parker Nelson
>west flemish I'm surprised your posts are legible
Xavier Lopez
Forgot to mention, balsamico is on the mozzarella
Nathan Brown
nice, I'm having a glass of tap water
Joseph Hughes
>tourmalet starts >can't post images
SM H
Josiah King
Movistar in control. Will it really happen??
Luis Perry
>tfw I arrived back in the Neverlands today
feels very bad man, but I made the most out of my 2 weeks over there. I rode every single day.
Luis Jenkins
rip nipples
Brandon Martin
>Gr. Bardet 6'06" Just drop it already
Joseph James
based dadrock
Jason Johnson
You lads are making me hungry gonna slice some chorizo
Nathaniel Flores
WHOLESOME
Jaxon Morris
Who will finish faster, Peter Sagan or Romain Bardet?
Noah Gomez
Are they riding for Landa?
Luis Johnson
>>The French have taken against [ketchup] for cultural reasons. Apparently, a smear of ketchup is the equivalent of watching a Hollywood movie or playing Adele on your iPod or greeting a gendarme with a cheery “Wozzup, dude?” The very embrace of ketchup is seemingly a surrender to the onrushing imperialism of the Anglo-Saxon world.
Bullshit tbf Perhaps we do associate you with ketchup as says the first article, but in no way is ketchup unpopular in France or frowned upon in France, it's in every household's fridge Yes pouring ketchup everywhere will be considered pleb but people don't eat haute-cuisine daily so ketchup has its use
Bentley Young
Van waar?
Ryan Clark
new bread pls
Austin Gutierrez
"no"
John Powell
I'm also enjoying a glass of tap water
Jordan Young
This is why we need a new thread and it's an autistic tradition
Jack Rodriguez
hope you are using your anti gay filter
Bentley Cook
hey me three
Gavin Gomez
At least they aren't pierced
Chase Bailey
but I have a folder full of Quintana images I need to post when he attacks
Ayden Torres
What do you guys eat with ketchup? Just pommes frites and the like?
Eli James
I associate french fast food with putting fries on every sandwich. Yiu call it à l'americain or something i believe. Nice kebab, put fries in it Nice burger, put fries in it I love it
Daniel Nguyen
For me, its a bottle of tap water because im too lazy to walk to the tap when my glass is empty
Oliver Evans
>2019 >250 image limit fucking gook man
Jordan Thomas
In the end you aren't much far from mountains than some guy living in Brittany
Ryan Fisher
one of the biggest climbs of the tour and these faggots will only make a move in the last 10 km, nice
Luis Hall
>tfw mum goes and picks buckets of plums for free and gives me a few litres of tasty plum sauce every year feels good fuck other sauces feels good
Kevin Sanchez
nipples aren't aero. marginal gains
Jace Kelly
user, I...
Camden Scott
Post them on Imgur then, homo
Evan Howard
Frips for Columbia.
William Turner
It's a decent strat
Samuel Sanders
In Limburg you can wear yourself out with the hills, But seeing people getting a reward with a beautiful picture of top of a mountain hurts elke keer.
Nicholas Clark
quintana won't attack before we get a new thread
Julian Turner
I know a lot of people that use ketchup as sauce for pasta, mostly poor students tho
Gavin Bennett
>not using pint glasses
Michael Bailey
Daily reminder South French aren't French compared to North French
Jack Russell
:DDDD
Julian Ross
These Frips are for Columbia.
Jose James
user, I...
Brayden Lee
Make a new thread fuck traditionalist boomers, the future is NOW.
Wyatt Cook
Phil Gaimon attack when?
Nathan Morgan
>mfw Ineos will win the TDF thanks to Movistar
Ian Cook
How poor can you be. More like lazy
Eli Howard
Patty, you've invested in the wrong memes. They are basically worthless now. I hope you stocked up on potatoes.
Sebastian Myers
dubs for Landa.
Zachary Price
> Adam Yikes
Blake Parker
Evenepoel would smash these boomers
Jackson Harris
landa is gonna btfo memetana soon
Cooper Thomas
>a. yikes.
Tyler Robinson
Someone make a new thread already so we can post pictures.
Noah Sanders
Yeah it's called an Américain Steaks sliced in half, fries, onions, tomatoes, salad, and sauces in a baguette or similar bread
Meats that aren't dipped in a stew, like chicken breasts, steaks, pork chops, fried stuff for instance Fries, pasta for some people
Hudson Cox
my favorite story was always Anguetil eating a whole lobster and drinking half a bottle of Champagne before making a descent to the death in 1964.
> Poulidor and the others dutifully gave their bodies the exercise they needed. Everyone but Anquetil, that is. Jacques liked to enjoy life. He went to a picnic and enjoyed himself on big portions of barbecued lamb and as usual, drank heartily. His director, Raphaël Géminiani, was there and apparently encouraged the drinking.
> At the start of the Tour a psychic had predicted that Anquetil would abandon on the fourteenth stage after suffering an accident. Anquetil could be a coolly rational man but he took this prediction seriously. It's thought that he behaved in this self-destructive way at the barbecue because he believed he would probably not finish the stage the following day.
> The next day, stage 14, Party Boy didn't even bother to warm up. Poulidor's manager, Antonin Magne, knew that Anquetil would be vulnerable after his day of excess and instructed Poulidor to drop the hammer on the first climb. The other contenders, including Federico Bahamontes, Julio Jimenez and Henry Anglade, also sensed Anquetil's weakness and poor preparation and attacked furiously. The climbing out of Andorra up the Port d'Envalira, a climb new to the Tour that year, started almost immediately. Anquetil was quickly put out the back door. The hard profile of the day's early kilometers gave Anquetil no chance to warm up. At the top, Anquetil was about 4 minutes behind the leaders and was contemplating quitting. He had even loosened his toe-straps.
1/2
John Perry
>yikes
Bentley Sanders
Dubs for Valverde
Jason King
>Yikes is he the new no excuses man
Gavin Green
I've never seen burger with fries in it but the rest is correct We have the so called "French taco"
Austin Collins
Landa to attack anytime
Anthony Miller
> One of his domestiques, Louis Rostollan, who had stuck with him on the climb shouted at him, "Have you forgotten that your name is Anquetil? You have no right to quit without a fight!" Team director Géminiani came up to Anquetil and bellowed his rage, screaming at him to chase the leaders, to give it all he had in the descent. The story goes that Géminiani gave Anquetil a bottle with champagne in it. With this restorative circulating in the bon vivant's system, he could now effectively compete
> Anquetil was by now warmed up. He could use his superb descending skill to catch the leaders through the dense fog on the descent.
> Into that fog Anquetil went, riding like a man possessed, taking risks no man should take. He used the headlights and brake lights of the following cars to let him know when to slow for corners. Given good fortune he had enough time and distance to salvage his Tour. Using his time trialing skills he made it up to the Poulidor/Bahamontes lead group.
Jordan Anderson
Be the change you want to see in the world.
James Walker
Fuck off zoomer. Janny can manage this thread. You want six /TdF/ threads?
Ethan Clark
Its a completely different thing, in limburg the climbs are nowhere near long enough to really get into a rhythm. When you get in a nice rhythm on a long climb it just feels so nice.
Camden Rogers
Isnt that called "mitraillette"? It's so fucking delicious i think i'm gonna drive across the border tonight and get some
Gabriel Cooper
>Bidet
Julian Anderson
based
>yikes
Nolan King
Don't do it faggot, this is not a war you want.
Jayden Sanchez
Also in barbecues we make baguette sandwiches with ketchup, mayo, and the grilled sausages
Aiden Roberts
>Yates
Jack Jackson
>implying there's more than 1 fag making threads
Blake Young
For me it's ""homemade"" ""spaghetti"".
Sebastian Rodriguez
...leading out quintana in the sprint
Grayson Cooper
FUCK BOOMER, WE MAKE A NEW THREAD FUCK BOOMER, WE MAKE A NEW THREAD
This, a good long steady climb is top comfy while constantly rolling terrain is nothing but annoying.
Christopher Cruz
Here we go lads
Remember now:
BIG WELSH COCK I G
W E L S H
C O C K
Landon Jenkins
We should get a daily sticky. MAKE IT SO JANNY IT'S WHAT YOU'RE PAID FOR.
Isaiah Turner
Business proposal: We ban the flag of a new OP for the next of the tour
Jackson Evans
Mighty much exposure today
Jason Reed
>Martin >Yikes the absolute state of """great""" britain
Brandon Hill
It would be really funny if Alaphilippe just stays in the yellow the whole race and unironically wins it after dominating the spring too, and he's a puncheur without a team
Theoretically it should not be possible for him to stay in the favorites group on this climb
Brody Gray
Perhaps in Alsace it's called a mitraillette, they have plenty different words for things
I would have posted in it if the OP wasn't so shit
Chase Adams
> No Skytrain
Has the tour finally been fixed?
Nathaniel Nguyen
oh my god, fuck off you petulant child
Gavin Edwards
CRINGE
Jason Lee
>Martin >Britain
Joshua Fisher
I agree. The feeling of riding the Cauberg is not the same for someone who actually has mountains nearby.
Tyler Perez
*nibbles*
this
Tyler Wilson
this
Asher Smith
ha ha 'no'
John Carter
Movistar is doing it for them
Noah Brown
>quintanaattack.jpg
you know it's coming lads
Grayson White
Quintana will dedicate this win to KyoAni.
David Campbell
Yes, i live on the otherside of the rhine. They are a weird kind of french the Alsacians... Anyway, it is decided, i'm having french fast food tonight
Evan Cooper
Rightfully British clay
Jace Russell
Basé!
Luis Reyes
i want this to happen so bad it's absolutely possible
or movista attak or even fucking bernal
anything but geraint at the top
Joseph Sullivan
Damn Movistar is strong. time for a late bet on Quintana
John Price
its Belgian (Brussels) afaik
Ian Rivera
Worst OP in years
Brody Evans
Is this finally Quintana's year?
Kayden Morales
you are all forgetting the inevitable
BOOKMAN ATTACK
Blake Phillips
I think it's over for Alphaphillippe
Adrian Lewis
kek movistar attacking themselves
Anthony Green
hedge it with Landa.
Liam Wright
Riders are dropping like over-ripe pears in fall.
Grayson Butler
>he hasn't peeled or chopped his carrots and he hasn't removed the tips Are you a neanderthal or something?
GF is not always a meme, my mum has coeliac disease which means she cannot eat gluten. If you have coeliac disease then your intestines get fucked up by gluten. So yeah, for some people it is not a meme at all.
Carson Murphy
Why ? he's in the group Sky.
Oliver Harris
Famous last words.
Gabriel Clark
French moutain towns look so fucking comfy What's the minority status of these places?
Aaron Rogers
Take a pic and post it in tomorrow's thread If you aren't the German afraid someone will backtrace it, that is
Caleb Williams
NOW NIGGERS NOW
Jaxson Anderson
Großbritannisches Reich
Easton Sanchez
>des bretons partout
Brayden Brooks
>Movistar dropping Quintana Based Movistar™ tactics
Luke Anderson
>Bardet 3k off the back
Imagine being French
Ryder Williams
Idk but it'll rise by one G*rman if you move there
Logan Ramirez
What are moviestar doing? Giving Ineos a rest day?
Andrew Clark
french
Matthew Smith
>11% SHIIIIEEEEEEETTTTTT
Carter Price
ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK ATTACK
Noah Ross
I am exactly that German, I'm afraid. I dont want to post actual pics i've taken myself. I know it is probably silly but i really dont want to put pics up even if my face is not visible. But i'll google a stock pic of what i mean
Luis Thompson
Amador ded
Noah Cox
Dan Martin is Irish.
Jonathan Foster
DEAD BERNAL?
Anthony Carter
basically non-existent
>Movistar kills Allah Philippe >Thomas counter-attack >*Ineos wins* :^)
Isaac Stewart
quintana looking bad
Robert Young
*dabs at a. yikes*
Ethan Nelson
Can'tana
Camden Ortiz
Alri then
David Morris
damn kino lakes why CANT MY COUNTRY HAVE MOUNTAINS
Joseph Rivera
>QUINTANA
OH NO NO NO NO
Bentley Wilson
BACKWARDS ATTACK OF QUINTANA!
Benjamin Baker
>Quintana
Liam Murphy
Dubs and Landa wins
Jose Bell
Amador died for nothing, NOTHING
James Powell
>quintana
Easton Ramirez
>Movistar building the train
>Quintana is at the back of the group barely clinging on
LOL
Parker Baker
quintana :(
Caleb Gonzalez
>MOVISTAR
Joseph Phillips
Quintana levels. Made for him.
Jacob Lee
>Quintana's team doing work >He is left behind hahahaha wtf are they doing?
Matthew Gutierrez
REVERSE ATTACK
Christopher Kelly
THE ULTIMATE ATTACK HE ATTACKED HIMSELF
Noah Jenkins
>Quintana
Michael Brown
>Quintana
Parker Collins
>QuintANO Expected nothing, etc.
Jace Ross
HE'S ATTACKING IN THE WRONG DIRECTION SOMEONE TELL HIM
>MOVISTAR TACTICS EVERY TIME HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Justin White
Googled a bit. Mitraillette is actually belgian but looks exactly like the one i am getting in Colmar. Delicious as fuck. Cant wait for dinner
Kayden Wood
QUINTAKEK
Angel Ramirez
5d Tactics by Movistar right here. Make the Pace, Lose your Captian
Owen Rogers
WHAT WERE THEY ATTACKING FOR REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Ayden James
Quintana never fails to dissapoint.
Hudson Rogers
Just how high an IQ do i need?
Elijah Edwards
It's for Landa
Caleb Butler
Quintana.. that is so unexpected
Tyler Taylor
>Quintana dropped but Alaphilippe hangs on
Wyatt Cox
There's 10km left Quintana has a lot of time to make it back on and then attack
Ryan Diaz
Quintana signing with Arkéa Samsic
Robert Watson
kektana
Andrew Gutierrez
>josé calling quintana a good for nothing lazy spic
damn, calm down josé
James Thompson
>YES I TRANSFER TO ARKEA SAMSIC HOW DID YOU KNOW ?
Adam Thompson
>its 2019 and a german is unironically beating Quintana in the Tour
clown world
Jonathan Nelson
Based Wawa
Bentley Reed
CUNTANA BTFO
Ryan Edwards
Quintana saving himself for tomorrow
Juan Stewart
BARGUIL
HERE WE GO
Noah Reed
Just fucking hand the win to INEOS.
The other teams are fucking useless to challenge Ineos.
Anthony Flores
>national day in Columbia
It is just sad.
Matthew Perry
Each year Quintana gets more memey.
Blake Perry
Bon appétit It's pretty comfy living near a border and having easy foreign food, for me it's Spain
Thomas Cruz
102 km / 9 km to go
Ethan Gray
>Can'tana
Luke Taylor
>you will never be smart enough to understand Movistar's 249-dimensional tactics
Lucas Price
Is bernal still on the front?
Lucas Kelly
smuglanda.jpeg >leave the attacking to me
Connor Powell
Accurate representation of this shithole desu
Luis Williams
it's a "nobody attacks until 1km" episode
Dylan Taylor
Based Basque madmen
Josiah Baker
BASED WAWA
Luis Walker
>Quitana he ded
Jace Foster
quintana saving himself for the alps
Andrew Bell
Merci, mon ami. Open borders (between civilized countries) are bretty nice
Luke Mitchell
JUMBO AND FDJ NEED TO SET THE PACE OR EVILOS WILL WIN
Cameron Hill
of course, he's from sky after all
Daniel Rogers
who is worse, movistar or cantana?
Jonathan Morgan
For me, its crashwijk
Parker Rodriguez
BENNETT E N N E T T : )
Nicholas Garcia
Fuck all the teams working for Team Ineos, now Ineos are at full power.
Julian Howard
2 cm of bar-tape
What did he mean by this?
Hunter Smith
Cant'ana coming back.
Zachary Garcia
Oeh la la la la la la
Gabriel Wright
Save us /pinot/
David Flores
Winner of todays stage's last name starts with the letter B. These dubs confirm.
Joseph Perry
>flagfags >runnerfags >full kit fags can we get some tackling/elbowing already
Ian Carter
K I N O I N O
Jayden White
Are all those spectators on drugs why are they so fucking stoked haha
Gabriel Wilson
Inneos will attack. post ending on 1-5 means Thomas and 6-0 mean Bernal
Grayson Myers
Allah noooooo
Jackson Hernandez
Modern tour de france sucks. Science and technology has ruined the sport.
Lucas Russell
hey mods, plz remove image limit MODS!!!
Chase Thomas
>Alaphillipe
Hudson Harris
Yeah wtf were moviestar doing, there was no fucking point.
Zachary Gutierrez
He was shit talking before the race, and did not deliver. Nothing to do with Colombia, this stage is a massacre.
Grayson Harris
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Ayden Turner
fuck quintana movistar should just let valverde and landa go for it
Blake Diaz
except when some cilivized countries decided to import thousands of alien and give them papers to travel in all Europe. Thanks to have voted for Merkel for so long Hans :^)
ALLAH IS DEAD ALLAH IS DEAD ALLAH IS DEAD ALLAH IS DEAD ALLAH IS DEAD ALLAH IS DEAD ALLAH IS DEAD
Asher Long
Based Gaudu & /Pinot/ combo crashing the race again
Daniel White
P I N O T I N O T
Luke Barnes
>tfw no british yellow vest to throw a bottle of piss at him
Aaron Campbell
Oh no, yellow jersey for ineos today
Andrew Peterson
Bird >Song Bird >Song Bird >Song Bird >Song
Thomas Mitchell
PINOT I N O T
Brody Gutierrez
ALLAHFLIP FALLING BACK IT IS HAPPENING >PINOT TAKING THE LEAD OH MY GOD OH MY GOD
Bentley Hill
PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT PINOT
Jason Howard
Why they just don't pedal faster and close a small gap of only 20 sec
Chase Russell
MOVE ASIDE FAGGOTS
Justin Torres
Dano-French Alliance in effect.
Ayden Perez
*mixed feeling intensifies*
Adam Cook
ALLAY LES GAS ALLAY LLAY LLAY
Carter Garcia
P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T
Sebastian Harris
Moleman looking like he's about to die as per usual
Camden Thompson
I never voted for Merkel ever. I am sorry that my country is full of braindead lefties. Out you belgians need to clean up as well. Moelenbeek is a disgrace and half your country is pedophile anyway...
Grayson Edwards
yeah its kinda sad, wish they'd ban a lot of it. i miss no helmets, no radios wild west kinda riding
Parker Ortiz
>10:08 Gr. Bardet Sad desu
Lucas Foster
>How come there are so many jumbos?
Jackson Green
>mollama on suicide watch
Michael Reyes
>Gurr-aint rolling up for the kill
Ian Moore
105 km / 6 km to go
Justin Ross
>Bardet 10'11
Luke Thompson
*sips ketones*
Jayden Campbell
i cry of happiness watching the tour lads
Eli Perry
honestly they should stop scheduling multiple big mountain stages after one another, the GC riders are just too scared to attack
Logan Smith
I don't want to seeeeeeeeeee.
Samuel Mitchell
Just banning radios would do a lot.
Xavier Cruz
Man its been a fucking while since the german broadcast has been this excited over a german rider. They literally say his name every 5 seconds.
Juan Sanders
3 ineos only
Tyler King
>barguill looking behind him
it's over
Austin Ramirez
More like Thibaut Kinot amirite
Parker Ward
MUH SAFETY
Jordan Brooks
>1'11" Friendship ended with Quintana
Dominic Howard
Me too. I wish Lance would still be alive to witness this
Jordan Hughes
>5km >no attack
wow so they can gain 15 seconds, amazing
Anthony Clark
This is top /cyc/
Christian Williams
Good thing we have the Vuelta
Gabriel Diaz
Gaudu is a strong boy
Isaac Moore
>Molenbeek Thanks to the socialist. The guys that stayed as a burgmester (=mayor) of Molenbeek for 20 years, converted to Islam and easly gave papers to muslims migrants in exchange of full vote support from muslims and here we are
Jace Wood
>2 Ineos remaining
Isaiah Martinez
THE STATE OF PORTE (well it was about time anyway.)
Austin Rogers
This pace is full murder >porte
William Green
G and Ala look weak
Carter Butler
ARD Commentators creaming over Buchman
Colton Hughes
>PORTE PORTE >PORTE PORTE
Nathan Hall
wtf lads, when will porte crash?
Gabriel Williams
They'll wait until the last km on the last climb of the day anyway
James Butler
>Mas Fuck off useless shit
Noah Lopez
PORTE IS CHOKING CHUTE INCOMING
Jose Ortiz
Being this new.
Tourmalet gets bad at 3km to go. 3km is forever.
Nathan Morgan
He looks weak
Ayden Collins
>NO MAS >NO MAS
Gavin Jenkins
You could still allow general race radio desu, and maybe one way communication from riders to team cars. Just no comms from cars to riders.
Nathan Miller
rude
Brody Ramirez
GO PINOT GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Robert Ortiz
Ah yes, leftists love Merkel.
Lucas Lee
>Porte
Matthew Ward
Poels closed
Nathan Scott
How does they make it safer ?
Jaxon Rodriguez
Germany needs a new sporting hero. The last non-footie sensation we had was Vettel and hes old news now.
Luke Green
No poels, ineos can suck it
Christian Foster
>Thanks to the socialist So you know who the enemy is
Gabriel Myers
GOATdu
Luis Morgan
>the city of cuntana
Owen Torres
This. They should only be getting comma from the race director.
Benjamin Nguyen
No way Tête de la Course is clean at this point
Carter Davis
Gaudu is 22 years old. what a talent
Leo Lewis
>this new back in the day they attacked at the foot of every mountain but okay
Joseph Ross
What the hell does HC mean? Harsh Climate?
Landon Mitchell
Fuglsang looks so strong. To bad he's a windlet.
Julian Cox
P I N O T I N O T
Kevin Perry
>11'11
Christian Sanders
Hard Cock
Tyler Anderson
Emu EMU EMU
Kevin Hall
Are you ready for the Kruijswijk redemption arc ?
Camden Cook
PORTOLDE
Joshua Morales
horse category
Carter Nguyen
THE BIRD IS READY TO FLY
Dominic Brooks
BIRD SONG
Nathan Robinson
>50yo boomer is there
YIKES totally legit.
Matthew Anderson
>Vettel >pushing a pedal down >move hands a bit to the left and right >sport hero >hero
user, I...
Jaxon Ramirez
hors catégorie
William Price
>Thomas just rides up to the front like it is nothing.
Thomas Hill
Check'd
Gabriel Wood
Gaudu will be the next french TdF winner
Ethan Stewart
Heavy Climb
Colton Mitchell
THOMAS H O M A S
Caleb Johnson
THOMAS COMIN
Jayden Cruz
>catalonia and breizh flags everywhere big yikes
Eli Peterson
allah philip still on lmao
Jose Russell
Damn, what a mad lad that kid
Christian Jackson
4km HAPPENING
Jonathan Morris
107 km / 4 km to go
Jackson Taylor
What was Movistar's plan?
Lincoln Martin
>Valverde
Xavier Clark
Lmao hey you forgot Pinot.
Josiah James
Pierre Latour is better at TT
Ryan Johnson
Yes, and cycling is literally just moving your legs up and down for hours.
Nolan Cruz
What is this zoomer doing?
Adrian Williams
G A U D U A U D U
>get to 2 km >Valverde dies ah as expected
Jonathan Adams
>GOATsang second, ready to attack >blink >he's last wtf?
Noah Clark
Hardcore Cunny
Samuel Rodriguez
Fuglmalet
Cameron Roberts
>Valverde dropped but Alaphilippe is still there
Hunter Wood
Ineos looking weak as fuck
Liam Martinez
Does Gaudu use contact lenses
Gabriel Cook
Being this braindead
Evan Mitchell
this, our last great sporting hero was Gina Wild
Elijah Cox
Based Jumbo train
Jaxson Garcia
HORSE CATEGORY
Mason Morris
GO DRIJFTENUE
Cameron Sanchez
Jumbo train?
Pinot incoming?
Ethan Cook
the maillot jaune itself is worth an extra 20 watts
Nicholas Torres
>punished quintana at 1'51
soon he will get his revenge
Charles Ramirez
>jumbo pissma has 3 riders left ?????
William Gonzalez
Can't fucking watch 3 jumbos in the front, that Ketone is really working.
Sebastian Parker
>deadsang
John Watson
They are fucking doing it again!
>3km
Lucas Reyes
Bookman still going strong
Alexander Edwards
He's attaking every secong now
Cameron Miller
>Barguil is back Based
William Rodriguez
Jumbo Postal
Oliver Ramirez
*sips*
Nothing personnel kid
Thomas Ross
I fucking love kino-as-fuck climbs like this.
Grayson Lopez
Alaphilip is better than Mas. Wtf did Lefevre give him ??
William Stewart
This is the worst part of the mountain lads
Alexander Brooks
>3km left >jumbo train in front
Brody Adams
Ineos exposed!
Zachary Morgan
they drank the freshest juice this morning
Austin Phillips
>Valverded
Michael Jones
>Jumbo train >Locomotive De Plus is sponsored by another supermarket chain
why is this allowed?
Andrew Cook
Double dose of ketone.
Jacob Baker
B O O K M A N O O K M A N
/tdf/ isnt ready for the influx of obnoxious german posters that is gonna happen the coming next years.
Cooper Jenkins
Will this count as a sprint win for Jumbo?
Gabriel Cruz
Maillot Jaune effect is real and insane
Cooper Anderson
*Sips Ketones*
*smirks*
William Nelson
>I expect him to be dropped on every one of them and finish 6th or 7th on GC KEK
Joseph Sanders
is being a 'helper' the most cucked thing after having a daughter?
Kevin Cook
ATTACK ALREADY NIGGERS
Cameron Foster
wait and see
Gavin Lee
Is kruijswijk a sprinter?
Asher Gray
Fucking Quintana he's the lingard of the cycling world, forever a prospect, forever young, forever not winning or ever reaching his "full potential".
Carson Foster
>no attacks >kino
Tyler Roberts
I'm here already
Alexander Jackson
Alaphillipe is still here. MADMAN
Landon Baker
Lads, wtf is Bardet thinking right now
Angel Reed
Boekman will own this shit after this tour.
Jaxson Jones
Having a mtf tranny son is the ultimate stage of cuckoldry
Brayden Foster
Bernal will attack
Robert King
Germany is right, Flip is doping.
Ryder Miller
KOLIBRI DEAD
Evan Lee
Jumbo skeletons
Gabriel Thomas
Kolibri :(
Anthony Peterson
>spurv
Oliver Lopez
>birdsong
Austin Long
FUCKING PUSSIES ALL OF YOU
Julian King
German commentators say Bookman has a chance Nuke my country now, please
Gabriel Lee
>rigobert
Juan Ward
FUGLSANG NO
James Barnes
>Uran Uran
James Butler
SMALL BIRD SONG
Luis Rivera
>spurv
Lucas Cooper
Thomas cracking :O
Isaac Murphy
>birdsong riding along and getting drop just before the finish colour me surprised
Ethan Moore
Press F for Jumbo Visma
Cooper Davis
Fuglsang is cooked, was eating a gel with 4.7 to go
Gabriel Murphy
ALPHAPHILIPPE
Easton Jenkins
inb4 allahflip takes it
Ian Myers
Someone get theses fans of the track
Gabriel Miller
>uran
Aaron Harris
>Crowd spergs
Brody Collins
Dammit, if this based Jumbo team were in this year's Giro, Roglic would have won easily.
Juan Taylor
self hating cuck
EMU EMU EMU EMU
Cameron Ross
BOOKMAN
Jason Thomas
>implying this slow death grind isn't just as kino
Justin Brooks
THOMAS DEAD FUCK YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAH
Lucas Rivera
G is dying
Robert Green
>THOMAS OUT ALLAHPHILIPPE MADMAN
Ryder Martinez
BUCHMANN! BUCHMANN! BUCHMANN! BUCHMANN! BUCHMANN!
Ryan Evans
B O O K M A N
Holynshit
Hunter Sullivan
THOMAS CANT FOLLOW PHILIPPE HAHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAH
Pinot's redemption arc is amazing I'm happy for the lad
Wyatt Rivera
Fuck this gay "sport" forever
Justin Cox
>LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US? Trips for truth.
I'm so happy for you guys, oldest ally.
Zachary Allen
PINOT MOTHERFUCKERS.
P I N O T
Nathan Scott
From >pinot to P I N O T
Brandon Walker
gratz Pinot!
Jaxon Brown
UAX ARMES CITOYENS
Jeremiah Davis
P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T P I N O T P l N O T
Anthony Turner
ALPHA PHILLIP
Adam Wright
Imagine a TDF without wind...ugh what could have been
Juan Diaz
>fuglnot
Jacob Morales
Wow Steven is almost dead
Andrew Parker
Not in France mon ami.
Benjamin Russell
LOSERBERND BTFO LOSERBERND BTFO LOSERBERND BTFO
Elijah Edwards
ALLAH ALLAH ALLHA ALLAH
Ryan Williams
gerrr’Ain’t Thomas’s year LMAO
Connor Sullivan
I for one welcome our new french overlords
Christian Anderson
based frenchies BTFOing the britcucks greatest ally
Eli Edwards
Checked.
Joshua Morgan
viva la france !!!
Austin Walker
SEETHING AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA COPE HARDER FAGGOT HHHHAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF KEKLAND AAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Benjamin Jackson
Man, Alaflip is actually going to win the tour
Cooper Diaz
QUINTANA ATTACK
Parker Harris
>FUCK DOPERS kekkkkk did you just watch that stage
Gabriel Rogers
*laughs in Virenque*
Zachary Perez
>LITERALLY WHO CAN STOP US? Our own cops, rememeber Festina.
Hudson Nelson
QUINTANA IS ATTACKING!!!!
Aiden Lopez
>movistar tactics
Charles Moore
>germany unironically has an ELITE rider again
Didnt think id see this day. Absolutely based book merchant.
>Fuck this gay "sport" forever imagine being this easily triggered! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Alexander Wood
60 year old Valverde in the Top 10
Aaron Peterson
Nah UCI just made sure its your time to dope
James Morgan
FUCK YES /PINOT/BROS WW@
AHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA BRITS BTFO
Mason Peterson
only if you win 2 more years in a row, enjoy it while you can frenchbro
Logan Wilson
is phillipe clean?
Ayden Brown
My last digit
Tyler Price
CAN IT POSSIBLY BE
IT'S MATHIEU VAN DER POEL
stupid ad giving me goosebumps every time
Jordan Foster
>the state of GC contenders >allowing Allah to ride with them
Jose King
Stop attention whoring and be humble in victory (taunting the Anglos is humble btw)
Ethan Turner
lel the twitter muh doping ree-ers and Clinic will be melting right now
Austin Campbell
Julian is hardcore juiced. He let Pinot win on purpose.
Jason Martin
>SEETHING
Grayson Gonzalez
everyone's on the juice according to THE CLINIC brother
John Jenkins
...
Owen Hall
We only have 6 gc guys left to fight for the podium
Grayson Ortiz
Has Quintana finished yet?
Joshua Perez
IT'S COMING HOME
Chase Perez
How's cyclingnews commentors coping?
Jaxon Baker
kek this
Jayden Bell
/ourguy/ won.This stage made my dick diamonds. I love France and this autistic shit. This was all good.
Wodan bless France.
Samuel Hall
KETONE boomer
Thomas Lee
Eurosport commentators implied this as well
Nicholas Brooks
>You Either Die A Hero, Or You Live Long Enough To See Yourself Become The Villain
Nathan Richardson
>Honking in the streets Based It's coming home
Ryan Morales
fuck ineos lol i had them on my team but im glad they lost 2bh
Oliver Gomez
+3'24"
Finished with Moleman and Awoo
Mason Barnes
>111km mountain stage with hc final climb >0 attacks from favourites bc they're dead >Previous days were rest day, breakaway stage and short time trial
The absolute state of modern cycling
Christopher Anderson
I want to believe in allah, i really do. Been a fan since he lost to sagan in cali. I've just been burnt way too many times.
Ethan Edwards
>Julian is hardcore juiced. He let Pinot win on purpose makes too much sense
Eli Turner
The FranceTV commentator was juiced himself in the past so he won’t say shit. Rather he pretended Julian gave everything
Aaron Sanders
>G over two minutes behind
You're not meant to be going that way, laddy
Julian Lee
My mom cried when saw it first. Pure kino
Samuel Lewis
>Holy shit lads, is Alaphilippe the true favourite now? No. Still too many mountain stages. he's not a natural climber and when he cracks, he can easily lose five minutes at a pop.
Blake Brown
lol where do you live ?
Jordan Torres
From 1 to 10, how much is Froome schadenfreuding over G's downfall now, lads? I'm thinking at least 7.
Michael Reed
>Quintana falling out of the top 10 Just as planned. Nobody will expect his attack now.
Connor Lopez
burnt?
Ryan Cruz
My powermeter told me not to attack.
Daniel Carter
Quiet as hell here after all the Algerian mess yesterday.
Joshua Roberts
TdF organizers putting few mountains this year to allow an Allah's victory
Aiden Garcia
there is no way alaphilippe is natty
Ryder Jackson
And it was a very short stage today with only 2 climbs, perfect for him
Kayden Cooper
>Macron gets to tongue-kiss a French yellow jersey winner today
Based
Oliver Ortiz
Froome will be raging. Him and Bernal would have really fucked this race up today.
Xavier Ward
In many ways, Movistar won this stage.
Dominic Powell
Yeah I realise now that he could pull a Simon Yates at last years Giro and just die in the penultimate stage from pushing so hard.
Justin Robinson
retard
David Smith
You know what i mean by that. I want to believe.
Grayson Parker
Normandy Cycling is 1st sport after football here
Mason Cooper
I miss Froome lads. If we are to have a villian I much prefer the skeleton lord over any of the other ineos plebs.
Justin Campbell
Now that weve seen the GC riders fight, whats your podium prediction?
1. Allah Phillip 2. Kruijswijk 3. Bookman
Jace Jones
Poels isn't even trying without Froome. The whole team dynamic is screwed.
Elijah Watson
Based frenchies. Happy for you lads.
Gavin Ortiz
1. kruijswijk 2.alpha 3.g
Liam Thomas
We're officially down to Spurv level on the Fugl-O-Meter :(
Colton Morgan
1. Kruijswijk 2. Pinot 3. Bernal
Sebastian Perez
Based
La République qui roule
Daniel Long
>Pinot >Pinot >Pinot
Oliver Gomez
slang for having your heart broken.
Tyler Sullivan
I kinda think Poels is just not in great form from being sick earlier. And maybe he's losing a step too, that'd make me sad.
Angel Morgan
Where were (You) to see the best stage of the TdF?
Camden Diaz
>Love blonde girls >Love ponytail hairstyle on girls >Marion has both everyday Marry me Marion
Juan Bennett
1. Pinot 2. Alaphilippe 3. Kruijswijk
Luke Cruz
how do you pronnounce kruijswijk
Bentley Watson
FRIENDLY REMINDER THAT TEAM INEOS (not Sky) HAS NEVER WON A GRAND TOUR AND NEVER WILL
>Macron shaking hands How popular is he in france?
Ryder Rivera
A reportage about the fans on the side of the road. They all scream >ALLLLAAAAAAAAAAAAAH PHILIP >INshallah Allah va gagner It's not just a spee meme
Justin Watson
>upper class popular >lower class unpopular
Eli Wilson
>1700 posts When do we get a sticky for every stage?
David Gomez
Praise Allah.
Jackson Nelson
based progeria rider
Daniel Baker
I need a new helmet but no idea what to go for. It's a jungle. I need someone to go East Germany on this shit and remove all the options.
Jacob Turner
>Attention whoring is degenerate He's doing all he can to make the races more entertaining. You'd rather a peloton of nothing but Sky trains?
Samuel Jackson
Oh non non non non...
Julian Sanders
Based hahahahaha
Jordan Bailey
What was your last helmet? Just buy another one of those. If it's been a couple years, you can probably buy the same model for cheaper.
Ian Sanchez
I bet Sagan is a serial killer
Isaiah Anderson
>When do we get a sticky for every stage? when we get american football, football or cricket stages
Parker Lee
>>upper class based >>lower class cringe
Angel Roberts
Bell Sweep. It's ancient and I don't like it that much really.
Liam Martinez
Imagine Sagan needing to fight for spaces with types like Abduljaparov
Asher Bennett
I like not having a sticky. We have enough tourists for the TdF. One-day races on the other hand, sometimes don't even get to 500 posts.
Chase Edwards
do some les republicain voter not dislike him as well, you know les gaullistes?
Wyatt Brown
Often there's no coverage of them until late in the race, sadly
Anthony Thomas
Oof. That IS ancient. I like the looks of the Bell Z20, myself.
For me, though, helmet buying is easy. I have a brand I like, Giro, and I just buy the top-of-the-line whenever I need a new one. All I have to pick is the color.
Nathaniel Fisher
>Bell Sweep based
Ryder Morales
He was basically elected thanks ot the left/centrist wings of Les Republicains. They are probably the core electorate of Macron.
Michael Barnes
It is fine as it is. Besides the image limit, 250 is a bit low for an "image board".
Brandon Rogers
what cucks baka
Tyler Harris
Bit sad that Yikes dropped so hard btw, now I can't make up funny muslim names in the OP anymore
Eli James
So allah will lose 2 minutes in 6 stages ?
Adrian Miller
>Z20
Does look nice. IDK. Maybe I need to move my ass to a lbs to try some shits on.
Lucas Green
No, he only has to crack badly on one of the climbs. Two minutes can easily be lost even in the last five hundred meters of a stage.
Alexander Gomez
Apparently Alaphilippe said on French TV he's getting very exhausted.
Michael Ortiz
Good. The weak will be crushed.
Jose Jenkins
The Muslim Yates meme is definitely a great and exploitable one
Charles Perry
If he's lucky, Kruijswijk and Thomas will wear each other out attacking each other.
Andrew Collins
>+20:19
Jordan Bailey
where did it come from?
Tyler Allen
Best tour stage this year.
Carson Cox
Honestly don't know, I'm gonna guess it's because of the whole "whiter than you achmed" thing associated with Brits but I just suddenly saw it to start being posted somewhere around the Giro 2018, with Simon Muhammad Yates
Henry Perry
>he only has to crack badly on one of the climbs Like Armstrong or Piss Vroom ?
Kevin Fisher
1. Fuglsang 2. lol who cares based Birdsong 3. lol who cares based Birdsong
Easton Butler
I like your optimism. Wish I shared it.
Robert Hernandez
he's spurv tier right now
Ryder Long
TV2 claiming Fuglsang is a winner today.
Absolute levels of cope.
Connor Nelson
What are they saying he won? Did he buy a lotto ticket before the stage or something?
Colton Gray
he's back in the top 10 though
Cameron Martinez
>tfw, no comfy tour shows in germany >just livestream, some half assed comments, and thats is
Hunter Diaz
Who is gonna be getting exposed tomorrow?
Dylan Ward
cycling in germany died with T-mobile
Christopher Flores
true I hope it will recover
>Ulle.jpg
Jonathan Perry
No! Lance almost killed cycling with his lies and corruption. Broadcasters walked away. and sponsors.
