/afl/ Saturday Games
>RESULTS SO FAR:
Essendon (96) def. Adelel (75)
>LIVE
Tigers (91) vs. Poort (50) Q4
Carlton (78) vs. Gold Coast (42) Q3
>UPCOMING:
GWS vs Collingwood @ GIA - 4:35pm AEST
Brisbane vs North Melbourne @ The Gabba - 7:25pm AEST
Fred vs Sydney @ Optus Stadium - 6:10pm AWST
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The Blues are on fire
HEAVE HO UNNA
go for a piss
sit back down at the computer
last couple drops trickle out into me jocks
every fucking time
who /dabloos/ here?
Was about to complain about this a few hours ago, iktfb it's ridiculous
any boomers remember Ground Zero on channel 10 circa 98, had one of the Cheez TV blokes on it? Penne was a qt
rings a bell, don't think i ever watched it though
MCG is covered in trash, also there seems to be a lot of litter blowing around
for me, it was:
Johnson and Friends
Thunderstone
The Genie from Down Under
Ship to Shore
Round the Twist
Spellbinder
and the classic:
Play School
forgot, Beast Wars: Transformers from 1996 when animation was garbage.
Jesus that new #LionKing is the fucking mascot of everything wrong with movies in 2019. Absolute unnecessary trash.
And those eyes. Those horrifying dead eyes.
Prestia is always such a chill dude, wish I could have a calm way of speaking.
Haven't seen much of it, heard people trashing it from the get go. Something about the voices not matching the characters or some shit
i was playing runey and i was at al kharid bank when i found out
Did he really get Cheez cancelled? Fucking unfunny manlet.
that's what I heard, had something to do with Ryan and the various characters he would dress up as and snipe at Rove above a level the kids could understand. So during his run on Rove Live/Rove when it was quite popular he had a fair amount of clout at Channel 10 and put pressure on execs to get rid of Cheez TV, fucking manlet dog.
He keeps trying to make it over here, but he's too much of a tryhard and America already has its own try hard late night "comedian" in Jimmy Fallon
so true, I remember watching that abortion of a show he put out Rove in LA, total dumpster fire. Bring back Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson.
what about ocean girl? phwoar...
apparently the project is one of rove's shows
why are they using a yellow ball, can't see shit
> suns
makes sense, it's pure tripe and an absolute rogues' gallery of punchable faces
>gold coast DONES
based and fredpilled
OH NONONONO
should i watch the colin wood game
>using the cope ladder
UNBEATEN ELITEMONS GAAAAAANG
> punished carlton v /crows/ next week
broooo, I was so close to putting that on the list but wanted to keep it short and I didn't watch that many episodes
>tfw remembering The Secret World of Alex Mack right now
>tfw remembering the first time she "transformed" and lost her clothes
seeing the bare shoulder of a teenage girl when I was like 10 never made me so hard.
Imagine if the blues overtake the crows and end up getting a higher draft pick.
Deemongs are unironically going to get pumped by 10 plus goals in the middle of bum fuck nowhere while boong women breastfeed their rape babies in the crowd.
>pie flogs
HAHAHAHAHA OH NO NO NO
*be's shit*
>mfw
think this is it for poolingwood lads
>beat Iggs at home (a point yes, but still a win)
>getting raped by GWS
the fuck is going on this, did Buckley's missus revenge fuck half the list to get in his head?
Imagine only beating the Fold Coast Dones by 24 points.
Carlton are shit
It's because the Giants are full of tall (wait for it) giants and the Megpis are midgets
SECOND PLACE TIME BOYS
B A S E D B A N E
cookedingwood
>50 points
>not even QT
KEK
>50-7 after one quarter
collingwood are DONE
>I don't rate Toby Greene
>Megpis
kek
k
>Adams
>Howe
>Applebye
Single-handedly justing this match
>magpies
>gagpies
>shagpies
>slagpies
>fagpies
>bagpies
>wagpies
>lagpies
>hagpies
>dagpies
>sagpies
>ragpies
>dragpies
>sight gagpies
>ragtagpies
>white flagpies
>sandbagpies
>body bagpies
>punching bagpies
>tea bagpies
>tfw there’s /rug/ on so i’ll miss this and the start of the Loins game
grim lads
Settle down buddy they've only kicked 8
>stabpies
>picking /rug/ over ELITE /afl/
isn't there a round of private school boy soggy biscuit you should be attending?
the all blacks game isn't on for another 12 hours or so la
Maori All Blacks vs Fiji
only english rugby players do that
>yfw yet another choke this weekend
>only english rugby players do that
not entirely true, over in the Eastern States it was called Limp Biscuit (after Limp Bizkit)
i’ve heard of it but was mostly divegrass playing private school fags who did that
that's fair, the pack fucking and devil's threesomes in wogball, borders on homoerotic
giants looking done
>score 50 points in the first quarter
>don't even score a behind in the 2nd quarter
TRASH
(You)
Chinese on the cards methinks
Just got off the phone with Gill, he accidentally let it slip that the Demons are going to win by 11. Put the house on it
GAM ON JOYINTS
DO IT FOR BASEDBANE
predicting that Deemongs get BTFO and well after the result is in, the Deemong poster provides another unfunny refutation of their loss.
>gnats are actually going to choke this
Drank all my kopparbergs last night
On the little fat lamb tonight
1.25l bottle 8% 7.9 standies for $6
Can't beat that
is Billy Brownless one of the most cucked people in history? Garry Lyon fucks his wife, and gets to keep his media career. Meanwhile Billy didn't even divorce her -basically assenting to her behaviour - and he's a literally who these days
>Collywobbles giving Jeremy the coleman for free
WC v GWS GF
what would happen
His son is a player and his daughter is fucking another one, at least he's kinda involved still somehow.
iggs keep the gold afl logo
Iggs smashed them earlier in the year and beat them twice last year, not to mention they can't play at the G.
half full MCG, beaten in the TV ratings by The Block repeats
"""his""" son
"""his""" daughter
My old man hates geelong but reckons he was underrated as a player, must have passed on some genes.
Fred here, hate to admit but WCE would destroy, GWS doesn't have enough quality to cover WCE forwards and mids (assuming all are healthy and best picks going into GF)
his wife was connected to some pretty elite Victorian social circles by virtue of marrying Bill and she could have chosen anyone but like the vindictive harpy she is, she chose to fuck his friend. Gary is pathetic for giving in to a whore but each man has his lot in life. It's a shame Victoria pozzed up The Footy Show which was Billy's only source of realistic employment besides The Sunday Footy Show and maybe a few radio appearances.
Women, not even once.
>fucking your mates wife
is there a more pathetic creature in life? aside from the wife that is
Pretty massive dog act, especially doing it in the public eye and them playing the depression card.
I've fucked a fair few disgusting hambeasts in my time and felt bad after I've sobered up but the feeling of dogging your mate like that doesn't sit well with me at all, they just want to sit on your dick to make your mate upset, so if you do it then you are directly hurting your mate. I have never and will never do it, in fact, turning a bitch down who turns up in nothing but a trench coat or just says "take me home hehe" at the end of night feels better than dicking her.
i’ve been depressed and never tried it on with a mates misuses, weak excuse really
you’re basically just a human dildo at that point, shows how much respect you have for yourself to tell her to fuck off
That lanky american is such a liability
most americans are tbf
Indian security wouldn't let me into the bar because of expired I'd
Walk around the corner and go in through the beer garden
Dumb monkey
>i’ve been depressed and never tried it on with a mates misuses
same bro, not gonna lie that when a few mates gf's have given me tours of their house or taken me to get a drink the "wonder what would happen if we fucked here" thought didn't cross my mind but the whole "mental health" thing is the biggest fucking excuse to hit the AFL industry, it's the golden goose of excuses been saying it for 3 years.
>shows how much respect you have for yourself to tell her to fuck off
thanks lad, but I dunno if it's respect. I had an ex pose that age old question trying to start a fight of; "if x's girlfriend knocked on your door and opened her jacket to reveal her body and said take me, you'd do it, right?"
I told her my first thought (true) was that I was being filmed or pranked and I'd tell her to fuck off.
>bobby hill
I've been kicked out of bars for doing dumb shit like getting on stage, flipping off dog cunt bartenders and shit and when security comes I always say "ok mate" and follow them out totally compliant, they don't give a fuck if you line up again then go back in just to flip off the same people lol
my only close mate dates uggos so I wouldn’t have any question in my mind heh
The Giants are on fire
poolingwood
Settle down buddy they've only kicked 17
you rang?
these farts are massive and awful, this upcoming shit is going to be a warcrime
Make sure you get a photo.
IMAGINE
GWS V WC
AT THE MCG
*imagines*
*also imagines*
*grimly imagines*
more like BAD old collingwood forever lol
>pride of WA media and corporate sponsors
vs.
>AFL's golden child after GC was a failure
West Coast would unironically destroy GWS. Don't want to sound salty but Iggs play dirty, rough footy when they are behind and GWS couldn't cope. Give Iggs space to run and spread and GWS go down by a comfortable 4-5 goals at least
Still chuckling at this. Very nice.
>8 goal first quarter
GWS are fucking pretenders
Cats
Iggs
Pies
MAYBE Tigers if they keep building towards finals, everyone else is fucking useless.
Why do foids go to the footy? Why are they trying to impress
Surrounded by noisy sluts
Anyone have a stream for the Brisbane-North match?
Got a nasty hangover today lads. fireball whiskey never again it was cheap though $32
brisbane better not fuck my multi up
yeah and it's 30% abv compared to 40% normal spirits, you're buying watered down booze, except it's watered down with corn syrup
Ahh yes this is the Brisbane I remember
Just had a thought: maybe Brad Scott wasn't a very good coach.
Sorry m8 but North aren't Norf anymore
Going to head out and get some canadian club very reliable and smooth whiskey.
Brad Scott? More like Bad Scott.
based Big Terry
looking for some bright yellow, dehydration style urine for lions v norf stream's playing suns v carlton replay for some reason
>he rates the Pies
They've been shit for quite a while outside that fluke last week. Richmond are in much better shape than them.
he's still on the sunday footy show
who else in the top 4-6 even looks like they are in form atm though? Agreed the Pies are looking average lately but I mean Essendon beating Adelaide? They are both trash. If Brisbane lose to Hawks and Bulldogs I'll change my tune but there is daylight between the top 4 (5 with Richmond winning well today) and the rest of the mongs.
What do you mean he didn't divorce her? I thought Gary and Billy's ex were a couple now. It wasn't just a fling.
I like this song
youtube.com
Fuck this useless zoomer
who me?
Geelong, WCE and now Richmond are the contenders for me. I just don't rate Collingwood at all. They've been unimpressive for too much of the season for it to be just form or a bad run.
not who you're replying to but I'm guessing she couldn't work out a good settlement/payment structure for divorcing him so she'd rather stay "married" and still leech off him
yeah fair cop, they seem like the in form teams and I can't see anyone from 9th-11th who could come in to the 8 at the end of season even challenging those 3. If Iggs go back to back I might just rope myself.
Of the teams outside the 8, the Bulldogs are unironically a chance to make it a fair way into the finals series, just depends if they play like they did after the break.
I can see them making it if they build power under the radar like 2016 but I don't see Doggies standing up to Iggs or Cats, or a building Tigers maybe that's because I haven't watched many Bulldog games this year but they just seem unimpressive and not noteworthy at the moment.
North Melbased
B-brisbased?
Sell me on Aussie rules in 30 words or less
And what team should I support?
lmao at this freo """crowd""" absolutely shook fair weather cassies
No
Brisbased Loins
$5
Gold Coast Suns
the weather plus getting fucked by Iggs and Hawks the last 2 weeks turns people away. I'm at home right now, fuck them. I only turn up when they show me they are playing for something.
does anyone remeber if Melbourne have already traded their first round pick for next draft?
Where down under has the most Scottish blood? I'll support that team
It’s incredible how pathetic Freo is in comparison to WCE or their SA equivelant Port
Perth
So west coast or Fremantle
>see the jungle book is on 7
>switch over excitedly
>its the cgi live action remake
disgusted lads
Aker rocking the dumb and dumber haircut
Interesting that Joel Selwood is the only remaining Cat to have played through the entire dynasty and be a 4 time premiership player if they win this year
iggs honestly
>Fyfe out
That's a good thing. Insider here, (no I don't have peer reviewed studies, so fuck you) the people who talk the most during match committee are Fyfe, Mundy, Walters and Pearce (has become somewhat of a backline general pre-injury and is listened to by the group, more than Fyfe. Fyfe goes to Mundy to ok all or talk about all the "big decisions" selections, placement, playing at all.
not related to your post but Jungle 2 Jungle with Lee Lee Sobieski was a GOAT childhood hard-on for me
>that hammock kiss by the
I will never know that feel
Considering it started in 2007 it’s not that surprising
Christopher Walken's I Wanna Be Like You is actually top notch, but not worth the rest of it
Cowboys showing some good signs tonight
>*sniff*
>>/lgbt/
would yock this cunt if I ever saw him snorting coke at Wolfe Lane again
wasn't wrong lads, slopped out of me like a dysfunctioning frozen coke machine, reckon I need some fibre in my diet stat.
How's the ol' ass holding up?
2 teaspoons of benefiber in whatever your food is (I put it in my scrambled eggs being keto) and you'll be sweet lad, be advised that during the first 3 weeks what will happen is you won't shit for 5-6 days and then Armageddon comes out of your asshole once a week, I almost passed out on the throne last week.
>Gayfl
>Pride rounds
>Active players openly homosexuals
*be's gay*
>he doesnt get his fiber intake via 2 weetabix every morning
Are the Lions bigger than the Broncos?
Hipwood is so underwhelming
Nope Broncos are a lot bigger but nrlel people don't go to games
HERE WE GO LOYINS
yeah that was Joel's debut year
THE FIX IS IN
AFL IS RIGGING THE GAME TO ENSURE BRISBANE WINS AND NORTH CONTINUE TO FAIL
BRAD SCOTT WAS A AFL PLANT TO DESTROY NORTH SO THEY COULD RELOCATE TO TASMANIA
honestly it would be hard to resist doing that, surprised it doesn't happen more often
In his entire career Joel Selwood has only played 1 season where Geelong didn't make finals (2015)
all of this sounds based
>Active players openly homosexuals
name one
>7.9
absolute state
I hear he has a huge cock too! some blokes have all of the luck
>BRAD SCOTT WAS A AFL PLANT
how do you fucking zoom zoom shitters not know that if you have "A" in a sentence that the following word can't begin with a vowel or you sound retarded?
>Isaac Heeney
>Daniel Menzel
>Gary Ablett
>Todd Goldstein
>AFL resurgence in Queensland
>A team for Tasmania
>No more Norf
Don't see the problem
I hate Duckwood and his "lifting the arm" antics but I can't fault him for being a leader and tough as nails, Tom Harley in some interview talked about how Joel called all the leaders at Geelong at 17 years old and spoke to them as an equal, even though he was a freshie
>no Darcy Moore
>no Jack Sinclair
>no Jamie Elliott
>openly homesexual
>openly
try again you illiterate cunt.
who where commentate.
>I hear he has a huge cock too! some blokes have all of the luck
Born in Bendigo
you're a complete faggot mate linking this whore trash
t. only fucked 3 girls but know a whore when I see it
brisbane will be second (2nd) on the ladder if they win this
our fucking year
might hop on the indian Pacific lads
I have a funny feeling Melbourne will upset the Iggs this week too so you will actually hold it
How far can you kick?
Footy's been really boring this year
MAC
LUGGAGE
MICK LUGGAGE
ben "cunny" cunnington
getting nervous lads
>Go for Megpis
>Wouldn't mind if Lions win the hip
Not sure why but their footy has been exciting this season and you could see it slowly build last year, it's just satisfying to see their HEART finally pay off.
obvious draw in the script
Is this JSON data static or dynamically updates every round?
>swallowing the granary jew's carb breakfast meme
OMAD or nothing
GET UP FRED YOU USELESS CUNTS
>OMAD
>hates carbs
elite opinion, need more level headed posts like this in /afl/, useless fat cunts think they know about fitness while they're out of breath bashing on a keyboard
>not sleeping in till 12, missing breakfast and losing weight without trying
amateurs in here
I really enjoy watching Ross Lyon's brand of football, truly riveting
>being so fat you need to lose weight
nice refball there poorth
The lions aren't ready to go anywhere in September
My only regret is not booing adam goodes harder.
Lions got a bigger crowd this round
>not losing weight unexpectedly despite already being on the lower side of good weight
nothing against carbs you sperg, just saying that the cereals for breakfast meme has obviously been pushed by vested interests, much like the food pyramid and other dumb shit like keto. I don't even care for omad, it's just what I've fallen into for the past five years without even making an effort. Not telling people what to do, listen to your body I reckon.
>eating food
>nothing against carbs
you're a retard then
>the cereals for breakfast meme has obviously been pushed by vested interests
you're less of a retard now
>much like the food pyramid
you're getting closer
>other dumb shit like keto
back to being a retard
>I don't even care for omad, it's just what I've fallen into for the past five years without even making an effort
I bet you're skelly/skinny fat and I would fucking dust you right now after half a bottle of vodka.
kek, how do you miss that
the Oracle has spoken
digits confirm draw
CMON LIONS
FUCKING UMPBALL THE FIX IS IN FUCK THIS SHIT AFL IS RIGGED TRYING TO SEND US TO TASMANIA FUCK YOUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
KEK
>Norf got Maynarded
As long as the good guys win this is nice
DRAW?
THE BIG O
too charismatic and connected for you to consider or attempt my love
BASED
WHAT THE FUCK WHY US?? WHYS IS THE GAME ALWAYS RIGGED AGAINST US
MICK LUGGAGE
I
C
K LUGGAGE
MC
L
U
G
G
A
G
E
WHAT THE FUCK 2 UMPBALLS IN A FUCKING ROW WHAT THE FUCK THIS IS BULLSHIT WE FINALLY START WINNING WITHOUT THAT AFL PLANT SCOTT AND THIS BULLSHIT FUCK US OVER FUCK YOU
>I know people
typical bitch answer, square up.
And now
CMON HAWTHORN
DO IT FOR BRISBASED
Thinking of changing teams to Basedbane desu.
West Coast still to play as well
nah lad, I know you've got daddy's lawyer on speeddial
Starting to think domestic violence might not be such a good thing.
>not a brisbased /lifelong/
grim m8, cant imagine how that feels
>doesn't recognize the /afl/ pub enforcer meme
>n-no u are the bitch
I would knock you out and then fuck your asshole until you come to you school holidays zoom-zoom causal.
Based fucking umps getting >us over the line
imagine being a Norf supporter
imagine being Brad Scott
>doesn't recognize the /afl/ pub enforcer meme
>the meme I pioneered
make sure to buy me a beer after I put you on a ventilator as you seem to be unable to pick your target
>NORF
From 2031 lads, thought I'd give you a sneak peak at what the final ladder will look like in this current year
>trying to bludge off my meme you're that pathetic
don't play with me zoomer. You didn't pioneer shit, you're a fucking visitor here and if you think you've got some nous then head on down to 44 Tydeman Road, Fremantle. The Railway Hotel because if Fred lose you and I will have a chat with some poll queues. I'm wearing an open grey hoodie. Square up, call me out.
>no draw
extreme doubt
draw on the cards
don't jinx it drawlad
Reckon this is a 50-50 game right now
Interestingly in 2021 Gill will introduce extra time in the home and away season
McCarthy is so shit lmao
forgive the lateness of my reply, but I couldn't stop laughing
>fremantle
shook by implied pressure the mug cunt
Fred have been shit for years you casual cunt, they are still >my team. Nice job trying to deflect the fact you're a fucking poof though.
Is it amazing that since taking over as caretaker coach Teague has coached Carlton to twice as many wins as they got through the entire 2018 home and away season
nah m8, I love Perth, I spent 6 months there one weekend
>fred
where you at faggot, I'm about to be on a bender tonight, I'll fuck you until you love me square up
>Dockers win because Swans had no idea how to follow the rules in the last 15 seconds
Kek
>losing to fred
kek
ahh an eastern states poof, figures. piece of shit.
*be's not on the cards once again*
>Shitney
lads when the FUCK are we getting a draw
2020 there will be 3
it’s on the cards la
doggies are making the 8
rugby's on soon lads. Reminder to support the Springboks and fuck rugby australia.
>fuck rugby australia
They fucked themselves, Falou was the final nail in the coffin for union in this cunt
i held off shitposting but without Fyfe it seems like Fred need to scrap more and not look like fags like Fyfe to deliver them from a loss. based Fred, fuck Fyfe.
based /rug/gers in the house tonight
Fred? More like fraud
...
what the fuck are you doing you retard?
fucking up
don't give up m8
say again?
just go to /rug/ and you’ll see
freshie trying to crosspost or some shit
hhahah yeah
a freshie
>just go to /rug/ and you’ll see
how gay it is? yeah, we all know
few beers
is that you israel
Fuck off with this spam at the start of every thread.
...
off my TITS /afl/ family, should I fuck a fat mexican or a fat trailer trash whitey?
neither
based conscious
bed on the cards for me
we must all do our part to stop gassing up fat women
you're a late night hero not even meme'ing
lol
u
>gil has to umpball the soibean lions over the line because they're too inept to properly follow the narrative
>being this desperate to get the QLD market after the total FAILURE that are the gc suns
nice going cockhead
Weather looking a bit miserable today
fuck off cunt
Crows, Suns, Collingwood and NORF all scored 75 points exactly and lost their games lol
$100 bet on this would have made you a millionaire
Very, VERY intriguing stat
my cat just wont die lads
Imagine hating the lions
Reminder that I know Nash
reminder that I'm an emotionally crippled alcoholic with no self confidence so I only fuck fatties
My wife is a hawks fan so I'm goin with them tonight lads, even if the odds are stacked GO HAWKS.
fuck off sebbo
GAJ GAJ GAJ
Big fan of RC's resurgence on bigfooty.
Ive never watched AFL but its on fox sports 2. Redpill me on the hawthorn hawks
roaches
will be in launceston full time once clarko retires and they fall back into irrelevance. puny club larping as a big boy.
I dont think you understand by “I have never watched AFL”
mediocre team playing against the most stacked team in the AFL
you should understand full well what relocation and irrelevance is though
No i dont. What do you mean by relocation? Is it like the NFL when a owner moves a team?
*ding ding ding ding*
hawthorn have no fans. the next few bad years they have, they'll be broke again and tasmania really wants an afl team. Hawthorn have been playing a few games there every year too.
yea but to be fair even the peeps in hobart need something to distract em from the hicks and general crap involved with living off the mainland.
least they got oysters and wine
Where is he posting? I would like to see.
Cam on Hawthorn, do it for Brisbased
What a rascal, wish he would come back.
Hurn late out, Watson in.
Main board thread that was locked.
got a bad feeling about this
>6 blackfellas playing now
>boong week
>playing in a boong town
>wearing boong jumper
nah their time to shine unna
>boong week
feels like this has been going on for a month now
so fucking depressed lads
adam good
gambling bad
based bigfooty poster
Why?
Geelong
And I can't stress this enough
Are cooked
buzzing after last night's game lads
carn the wharfies
I'm happy too, hoping Ross the Boss gets a nice extension.
>have a bye
>forget how to play football
Based Geelong.
Based HAWKS doing it for brisbased
Which thread la
bigfooty.com
apparently he invented the "you're not you when you're hungry" snickers catch phrase too
>timekeepers delaying the siren until he marked it
Rigged as fuck
you can search bigfooty by member.
Based. They're seething
/alf/
I am currently on a ban for "sounding like a want Fred to lose" after not being happy with a one point win over 14th after kicking 7 goals
Can we move Hawthorn to Tasmania already
haha (lol)
Absolutely fucking grim losing to Hawthorn and Bulldogs this season.
>there are still people thinking geelong will win it all
lole
the RAMPAGING saints
hmmm yes
choking hawk
my favourite
Wish I was a splendour off my head on drugs
Reminder that hawthorn being an "elite" club is 100% down to the Bayside zone being pinched off St Kilda and gift wrapped for hox
This is somewhat true, although St Kilda had years of incompetent management and nepotism out the arse even now. I remember Jason Dunstall absolutely seething at their manager in 2004 for making retarded decisions which likely cost them the premiership because he was on drugs or something.
>Geelong/Hawthorn game on paytv
>Melbourne vs West Coast Boong Petrol Sniffing Classic the free to air choice in Victoria
The absolute state of AFL
>the bottom one was meant to be a top 4 showdown
good reason why the broadcast schedule shouldn't be locked in months in advance
BASED and redpilled
ROSS
BT must be throwing up in his mouth having to sprout the PC agenda
THE
football's home is WA
Who didn't think Geelong were going to be a top side this year or that Geelong vs Hawthorn would be a marquee game?
>heave
>ho
you white dogs
BOSS
>songs in drunk boong speak
what a laughing stock this sport is
Literally what is this?
ARE YOU LADS LISTENING TO THIS
holy shit my sides at this bong singing, someone make a webm
>that theme song
>peelong
KEK
>omg I love epic racism!!!
>Dzhilong unironically opening their asscheeks so Brisbane can take the top of the ladder in the next couple of weeks
>Dzhilong
unironically hate boongs.
>female umpire
>80% indigenous crowd
>Indigenous language club song
Okay, this is epic
hate the cut of the cats jumper, the shoulders look like exposed bra straps
>21 degrees and sunny in Alice
wouldn’t mind being there tbqh
BASEDBANE
are people here actually from brisbane or is it just jumping on the wagon because of the meme
Eagles are FINISHED
they are a likeable team, I hope they do well. Will keep an eye on them after Fred crash and burn.
I'm from there, im the one whose been spamming it all season
G O D S
O
D
S
hold on to your nuts hawks in it kiddo
>Geelong losing
>ABC radio died
>Gone into a loop telling you to check ABC Grandstand
>Richmond going to finish fourth
>Geelong """""home""""" final against Richmond first week of the finals
Don't know why I bother.
I always have an annual secondary team based on how fun and successful they are. Not from Brisbane but the Lions are playing some exciting footy and I said at the start of the season that they'd make the 8, though they've exceeded everyone's expectations which makes it even sweeter.
Don't want Luke Hodge to win another premiership tbqh
how popular is footy in the rugby states? union tier?
no, I'm a union fan in qld and I can tell you its nowhere near as bad as that
people are picking up again now the loins are good but there were always a good load of fans, most of them victorians though
this state is a safe league territory
GAMMON HAWKGODS
>Hawkins
>Doesn't play for the Hawks
???
>Lyons
>DOES play for the Lions
>JizzSlong
>Strangerfeel'd
>Dane Swan
>played for Magpies
HawkGODS
doing it for the BrisGODS
BIG BOY
imagine missing a sitter like that
sainties-brisbased Broship -SB-
>Dzhilong
Geelong? More like NotLong for the top spot
>be me
>a boong in the middle of NT
>decide to take a day off of fucking a hot roast chicken and go to the footy
>this is the shit they serve up
not dardy
Which teams do Indians support?
saw an indian in a west coast shirt today
Iggs or Richmond, chinks and poos love Richmond for some reason
its the mascot, tigers are huge in china and india.
same reason why the essendon are america's team. heh.
>the essendon
>the
sebbo please
didn't know america was known for islamic terror
>getting 2 goals kicked on you by 40 year old jordan lewis
McGovern EXPOSED
BASED ELITEMONS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
couldn't imagine a more grim day than losing to the Dee's in the desert surrounded by smelly coons. VERY grim.
far out Impey's injury looked bad
>BT interviewing an eagle
give the man his own show I want to see what happens when he isn't under a producers thumb
Shant be looking at sporting injuries
Shall be looking at liveleak brazilian and chinese sudden death ragdoll videos
Simple as
SORRY SENPAI i meant to type the bombers but here we are
really senpai?
Peemons winning would just put the cherry on top of loins weekend
>Boomer commentator gets mad at a player for not kicking a drop punt
MY saint finna :')
Are the Saints rocking a new coach? If so they'll win
Ausbros: Please redpill me on why a tie in AFL is so unlikely. The odds are always ridiculously long. Also, how good a chance does Melbourne have against West Coast as of right now?
don't reply to americans
filtered long ago, they contribute nothing to Yea Forums
What the fuck you salty cunt? I’m trying to get into your league
This post was typed by Abbo hands
>why a tie in AFL is so unlikely
the 6 points for a goal and 1 point for a behind makes it unlikely, that's why draws always pay 51:1 or some shit. That being said there is always one every year, IIRC it went down to the last round of the season in 2014 before we got a draw.
>how good a chance does Melbourne have against West Coast as of right now
can't tell, last game was pretty close between them. Iggs are down hill skiers but Demons might fade in the 4th.
different user hear i was on your side until you started being a meanie; now i will NOT ask you to please watch our sport >:-(
Thanks friend. I know most of you aren’t dickheads
i've never seen any disdain towards murricans in afl threads this is some new age bitching
i got sausage rolls and bundabergs at my place if you wana come over bro
actually alot are, when you come travel out to aus you'll realize aussies love to joke and bant about everyone but soon as you drop the mic on them they get all salty and upset. don't even get me started on the bogans
Sorry for being mean. First shot across the bow and so forth
>fullwogs losing to kilda yourself
Did Campbell Brown just call Fritsch Feltch?
MY saint!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>actually alot are, when you come travel out to aus you'll realize aussies love to joke and bant about everyone but soon as you drop the mic on them they get all salty and upset. don't even get me started on the bogans
Aussies tend to be a bit fighty when drunk but they’re fun as long as you can handle the bants
>hire 23 coaches
>one for each round in the season
>fire them all after 1 week and appoint the new ones
>teams always win when they sack their coach
>win every game
>become minor premiers
I'm a genius lads
The Prospect™ is a top 5 ruckmang in the compashitten
Righto bud. By the way this sport is dope as fuck to watch live if you ever get a shot check out the footie at marvel stadium, shits a bitch to leave from at the end but its worth it imo
Good idea, but you can't fund that many coaches
Got a date in a few hours. Very close to shitting my pants.
sure I can, I just use the entire rotation of coaching staff who I'm already paying and just play musical chairs with them then tell them to fuck off back to their original role because they are shit (despite winning the game kek)
who just woke up here
pretty hungover again drank canadian club last night. Now drinking little creatures pale ale.
good luck mate.
Have a beer. Not even memeing. Will release your shit and calm you down
had a bottle of vodka before smoking a few cones and a some coolabah white at a fat milf's house.
>tfw life is spiraling out of control
The fu** is McAdam even doing there on the boundary?
The first we hear of Viney having a possible concussion is when he's been on the bench for 16 minutes and ruled out. And May and Kennedy are down in the rooms and the first we learn of it is when the camera's in the rooms show it?
I like that Ch 7 have finally added some diversity to its commentary over the past couple of years, but McAdam sucks at his job.
just dont care anymore aye
where u going lad ive taken this lass out dancing like half a dozen times feeling her out i think i like her
you are now free to do as you choose, don't kill yourself.
Just ask him about his interests and be a listener, not a talker
Based
Unironcally if you can get some amphetamines or coke you will be fine. Dexies would be my recommendation, just don't eat too many or you will get dry mouth and your dick may not work
"don't do more than you need to, to win the point."
Really want a gf right now. Need someone to talk to and stick my penis in.
MY FRICKING SAINT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
imagine being richo watching this and realising you're a shit coach
The only thing that determines your success with women is your face, stop coping
and being over 5'10
True, but if you're 6ft plus with a sub 5 face it's over anyway
“Necessity never made a good bargain” -Ben Franklin
~oh when da saints~
~shitpost on spee~
~oh when da saints shit post on spee~
~oh how i want to post on spee with st kilda~
~oh when da saints shit post on speeeeeeeeee~
kek this female umpire is shit but at least she's triggered that sperg cunt Gawn
utterly based beyond belief desu
so glad we have female umps
>Saints rise
>D*mons fall
Brings tears to me eye
Unironically should get dropped. Terrible umpire.
Sad how many people here either hate or are scared of women in traditionally male-dominated industries.
Glouftis is no worse than plenty of other umpires, she's just more noticeable cos she's different.
Yeah, the umpiring today has been shocking, but it's still not as bad as last night in Brisbane
you're a fucking faggot. go away.
have sex
go dilate
Lelbourne are tanking aren't they?
I know this is a shit post, but she is consistently terrible and has no feel for the game. The other umpires are shit, but she is the worst.
meh, hating women, abbos whatever is fine, it's just the constant barrage of low-effort unfunny shit that pops up. Wish these retards would get some better material instead of just screeching /pol/ talking points
This, /pol/edditors take things too seriously
look at all those filthy fucking boongs
Did anyone hear BT talk about the abos having some virtually eradicated disease because they don't wash their face there?
for me, it's not blaming her gender, but that fact she's an incompetent greasy wog who should stick to rolling yiros and cutting up baklava
kek no but sounds pretty based. I'd be on the first flight out of that shithole.
imagine the smell
who's the screencap of this game a couple years ago when the boong was breatfeeding in the crowd
I like looking at all their hand me down clothes.
And you're the kind who doesn't see a problem with gender pay gaps because despite women making up 50% of the population, you think it's entirely conceivable that men are just more meritorious.
No one here is defending her umpiring. But her gender has nothing to do with her performance, so why is it being mentioned so frequently?
hope the iggs get a payment bonus for rubbing shoulders with the great unwashed
>people throw out all their shit clothes they don't want
>boongs get them
>boong on the left wearing a Crows shirt
kek
KEK
have sex
Gasoline, dried liquor, ciggarettes, sweat and that dirt smell abos always seem to have
>But her gender has nothing to do with her performance
It's beginning to look like she only got called up because she is a woman.
>surely another team can't win after sacking their coach
>bulldogs getting fucked
Really should have changed my tip.
This round really fucked me ogre. Every 50/50 game went the wrong way for me. Cost me any chance of winning my comp
DUDE
the right's ability to meme has been vastly over estimated by their own number
>I iDeNtIfY aS An AtTaCk HeLiCoPtEr
found the poof lads
I can smell the reddit dripping off you.
>DiLaTe
did they delete RC's thread kek
Remind me how the Bulldogs won a premiership again?
go ask RC on bigfooty
The memes aligned.
planets aligned
>fullwogs
draws happen about once every 100 games, it's unlikely because of two different scoring values with a large gap (1 and 6, as opposed to say basketball where its 2 and 3) and games being high scoring with high values in both goals and behinds (as opposed to nfl where td and field goals will be much lower)
AFL teams will often also both attack relentlessly if scores are level late in a game, teams hate drawing, as opposed to burger sports were a tie scoreline just means overtime.
we are not cric
>5/9
How did you guys fare?
heart
is that our based /hecute/ elitemons in the house tonight poster top right?
4/9
>tipped crows, pies, swans, cats and dogs
and don't let it become like /cric/
don't give them the attention, they're all the same
I miss the TeamSESH posting BSA. Is that Aussie who did artwork for BONES still kicking around here?
here in /afl/ we treat out BIG STRONG AMERICANS with a healthy does of PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
what's your fucking problem mate? yanks now have an interest, however small, in our game due to Cox being hyped heavy and being at least somewhat decent enough to make the 22 each week. They aren't just turning up in threads for shits and giggles like /cric/ which they don't give a fuck about. Get off your high horse, you aren't quality control for threads. Pathetic honestly.
kek, he's genuinely mad
yes Americans please please please watch our sport please bring your insipid personalities and grim gimmicks into these threads please it's the only way I can feel any kind of relevance I need Americans here every day telling us that we as a nationality have their approval and that out game is worthwhile please don't worry about anything ask every easily googleable question in this thread and we'll all trip all over ourselves to answer them because we have no self respect
neck yourself you grim sack of shit
only blow in newcazzies think it was ever appropriate to give attention to Americans in any au/sp/ thread
how does it feel to be on my string, samefag?
based /r/footy
>YUH MAD
bottom of the barrel response, do better.
sad.
not an argument.
sorry mate I'll chuck up an American proxy next time I reply to you so you won't feel so incensed
he's REALLY mad
literally everyone ITT is on my string
didn't know that wanting people to enjoy AFL without faggots like you shitting on them for a flag on an imageboard made me grim.
thank you, that will promote diversity in our thriving community.
at least pretend you're a man and (You) me, sweaty.
t. Gil
absolutely RAKING in the (You)'s from my pets.
based sperg coming in late on the weekend for the autist nomm
he's absolutely trembling with rage
shut the fuck up you autists
nomming anti america samefag for the autist team
based newcunt
t. projecting freshie
PLEASE have some international flags in this thread I NEED the validation
any BASED American in who I can assist in being a lazy cunt?
please let me write a paragraph explaining to you why ties are rare despite it being eminently fucking obvious
90's TV shows was a much better discussion than this UN circle jerk.
if the american is still here PLEASE ignore the autism and PLEASE WATCH OUR SPORT
just fucked an aspie girl at Splendour lads
kek how mad do you have to be to samecunt this blatantly
the alice springs ground looked pretty kino desu
grim
so mad.
based retard crying samefag
was she at least hot?
why do the sperg outs always happen after the round is over? mad about your multi's losing? don't have a wife/gf to beat so you take it out here? interesting.
lmaoing at this samie freshie who doesn't know /afl/ has always been pro BSA because he came here in 2015 lads
t. newcunt
just fucked an aspie guy at Splendour ladies
finally a voice of reason, these school holiday blow in's think they run shit.
show bobs
Get off your high horse, you aren't quality control for threads. Pathetic honestly.
kek nice, you're still mad though.
I liked the big gum right on the fence, nice that they leave big trees around
>it's a zoom-zoom who doesn't get enough attention while mum is with her new boyfriend so he acts out online with no consequences episode.
seen this one a fair bit.
I rekon that shit is kino as fuck and should be worked into architecture more, when I was in Iceland people said that old urban legends spoke of creatures who lived in the rocks/boulders/nature etc. so when constructing roads they went around instead of through the rocks makes for a very kino sightseeing drive around nature instead of THROUGH nature
great example of it not working with hilarious results
abc.net.au
>what do you mean concreting over everything and filtering out natural light is bad for trees wtf?
"[It's a bit like] a favourite member of the family that's been in intensive care for a long time and the doctor has to finally come to a decision, brain dead, remove all the things so that's what we're doing."
I'm fucking howling at this.
why are there so many bitter boomers in /afl/
take a chill pill and have fun, otherwise fuck off back to bigfooty
zoomers ruin everything for >us that's why
>still mad and in cat1 cope mode
>still scouring a dead thread desperately for any mention of his trolling to confirm that he has an impact on at least one person and thus has value
you're doing yourself no favours m8. Pathetic honestly.
everything here is so worked up in a finna seethe
do people outside the beast coast really act like this in real life?
Get off your high horse, you aren't quality control for threads. Pathetic honestly.
>seething zoomer Victorian
grim existence, you need to give us an updated map for 2019 zoom-zoom
Victoria WISHES they were beast coast
oh look you're worked up in a finna seethe again. tiresome
really liking this vietnamese show on the radio
not my fault you posted the most epic cringe defense of the amerimutts I've ever seen, I'm compelled to place it in posterity.
I only entered the thread here my seething friend. may I suggest you try reddit?
Get off your high horse, you aren't quality control for threads. Pathetic honestly.
top kek, I'm so fucking elite, this zoomer has blown a gasket over my bants.
A lot more right than you have for giving me lip about something the silent majority of this board have been wanting to say
fuck off freshie, nobody misses RC
trip on wog cunt
C U next time lads
When should I message a slag after a date?
seeya next week
>just pretending
everytime
>557 posts
Absolutely ELITE
Pathetic honestly
let's take this awful fiery wreck of a thread to 600 boyos
I wasn't pretending and you're still a zoomer piece of shit. square up.
wouldnt see this happening over in /cric/
fuck off back there then. Indian cunt. Indian smell like shit. Indian look like shit. Indian smell like shit
Fuck India. Nuke will come soon.
>square up
oh it's you again, *yawn* Pathetic honestly
I hate cricket you spastic
>GOB EM ON A STRIMBE XDXDXD
probably my favourite meme desu
simple reply from a simple mind
>doesn't recognize one of the GOAT pasta's
fucking casual
reminder than XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget
this freshie is desperate to fit in, trying WAY too hard. Sad!
how dare you
I'm a Brisbane /lifelong/ as of the start of the season
Who's ready for Essendon top 4?
so lovely to see you still dancing for me, pet.
>I'm a Brisbane /lifelong/ as of the start of the season
my apologies, BrisGOD
got you all on multiple strings lads
no problem, fellow BrisCHAD
>not having all your pets on a master string
casual
>strings
how gauche, my means of control are much more subtle; indeed intrinsic to their very future existence
who /top2/ here?
/cric/ got a 1000 post thread mate
WCE BOONGS
>yeah bro, I post inflammatory racist comments to boost post rates. How could you tell?
shithouse round of bottom 8 playing top 8 next weekend
>trying to push back at me with $10 words, covering the fact that you are, at your core, an overcompensating simpleton who has zero emotional development and can only argue over text
pathetic
for me it's posting in the wrong thread
noticed that haha
*bes posting*