/heem/ Chrissy Blair edition

RDA is literally free money

Edwards is a legit can

Manuwa vs Jon Jones
Till vs Edwards
Arnold Allen vs Ryan Hall
O2 Arena. Find a flaw

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>I-is it wet?

Bisping vs Adesanya
Dan Hardy vs Ben Askren

book it Dana

jc luke could u b more pathetic

Those girls probably get together for sleepovers whenever Kevin Lee is fighting

RDA's last fight was against Lee 8 weeks ago
Covington's last fight was against RDA 13 months ago

Probably. Why?

Isn't Colby fighting next week? We gucci

After Lawler heems him, Colby will be forgotten immediately by the masses. Hardcores will remember him as one of the most short lived memes in the UFC

wat does jamesies cum taste like mr cumtown

>jade will neve make fun of your penis size live in person

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Colby is unironically going to retire Lawler and still be denied a title shot by (((WME)))

you're going to have your asshole raped and then shanked and you're going to bleed to death you fucking nonce

>bleeding to death
Never understood why people do this? just put the blood back in the hole and cover it up

bro run some laps you got too much energy

>Age of consent is 15 yo
Cope.

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Better go heem these impure thawlts real quick, b.

Rough and rowdy is on. come watch some sloppy bangers

Cumtown is gay and unfunny.

I've always got energy fuccboi
Daequan and Pavel are gonna cope with that "fact" by helping you dilate before murdering you, you pedo piece of shit. Don't think it ends with Iain Kidd for your sick kind.

Tbqh I dont see how leon edwards can win

i didn't know kenny florian is a battle bots announcer

One last run at the ____

how did u and james meet n r u gay lovers

I doubt it.

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I don't know any jameses, sorry.

binge

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We'll see. People like you never get away with your sick desires for long.

oh come off lukey u n jamsie r goodie goodie bois bois

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Could you heem a fat Japanese NEET?

Hope you're not talking about baby james or luis will kick your ass in the ring.

How is it sick if she's fertile? Be mad at Darwin.

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come agin m8. hes ur baby ?

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1152028352179396608

twitter.com/Punisher_Bass/status/1152266204175896577

> >
> > Id like to start out by saying, that i think all you people who read
> > newsgroups suck a big fat horse dick.
> >
>
> HOW DID YOU GET HERE? (YAWN)
>
> > now, to move on
> >
> > I think niggers are pathetic. all they do is sit around with their big
> > lips and collect welfare. and
>
> ( I DO BELIEVE A CAPITAL LETTER GOES HERE.)
>
> if they're not doing that, theyre robbing,
> > raping, stealing, murdering, or in jail. So id like to give a big fuck
> > you to all you black people out there. By the way, im not really
> > racist, i have a black man in my family tree. Hes been hanging there
> > about 20 years (badumdum!)
>
> YOUR BRAINS ARE PROBABLY HANGING THERE WITH HIM.
>
>
> >
> > Now on to spics. they are like a mixture of niggers and bunnies. they
> > also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different method.
> > They all reproduce at an amazing rate, and then the welfare collection
> > moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined up
> > and shot, with their goya bean clothes and their puerto rican flags.
> > And, like niggers, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing,
> > murdering, and end up in jail.
> > WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN THE US?
> >
>
> I'M ASKING MYSELF WHY YOU ARE EVEN HERE.
>
>
> > Jews. Hitler was right. They are nothing but money grubbing little
> > fucks. like that guy howard stern, look at him. He makes a pointless
> > book, sells a million some copies, AND THAT ISNT ENOUGH. now he has to
> > make a movie too.

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It's about the mental development, not the fertility. I don't have to be mad at anybody. A whole bunch of people are gonna be mad at you though and have a hand in your death. Nothing of value will be lost.

> AT LEAST HE HAS THE BRAINS TO GO OUT AND MAKE SOME MONEY INSTEAD OF
> TROLLING NEWSGROUPS FINDING PEOPLE TO TALK ABOUT.
>
>
> That movie is going to suck, just like him, and just
> > like all his fans. Hes a self centered piece of shit, just like every
> > other jew ive met. And whats this deal with jews whining about the
> > holocaust?!?! they gotta make movies, books, whatever. Its all about
> > money with them. they cant spend their own money and get on a public
> > access channel and whine about it, no they gotta set up a holocaust
> > memorial, bug that faggot jew steven spielberg to make a movie that sold
> > out, and a bunch of other shit. fuck jews.
> >
> > Fags. Well, fags are their own category. It seems they just dont get
> > it. WE DONT CARE THAT YOU ARE GAY! QUIT PARADING AROUND! I know if i
> > had kids i wouldnt want em to be seein a bunch of cum guzzlin fags
> > walkin down the street with their womanly manhood dangling around
> > screamin we want gay rights....
> > YOU HAVE GAY RIGHTS! YOU HAVENT BEEN KILLED YET! YOU SHOULD BE HAPPY!
> > All they do is fuck like bunnies and spread the aids virus. I hope they
> > kill themselves off soon.
>
> ??????????????
>
> >
> > Chinks are out to ruin the economy. Look at em with their piece of shit
> > japanese cars.
>
> I BELIEVE IT WAS THE "CHINKS" WHO MADE DETROIT STAND UP AND PAY ATTENTION
> WITH CARS THAT ACTUALLY SAVED GAS, MONEY AND DIDN'T WEAR OUT AFTER TWO
> YEARS.
>
>
> Why do they have to evade our economy? I mean, i dont see
> > anything wrong with them sellin shit over here, but they practically
> > SHOVE IT DOWN OUR THROATS! and YOU FUCKERS keep buying the shit.
>
> I SURE AS HELL DON'T WANT A FORD...AS IN Fix Or Repair Daily.
>
>
> I say
> > we send a couple more a-bombs over there, take care of their chinky
> > asses.
> >
> > Child molesters make me sick, but they keep popping up! Whats this
> > world coming to when these guys can peddle their kiddy porn over the

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Rode RDA last time against Loo Pee and plan on going back to the well again tomorrow. Edwards is a pillow fisted bum with a gay lisp. RDA chokes him out in the 4th.

Is Greg Hardy, dare I say it, /our guy/?

> DO YOU EVEN FEEL WELL?
>
> >
> > i feel alot better after doing this.
>
> GEE, I SPOKE TOO SOON... NOT!
>
> And im not going to hide behind a
> > fake email address and name. email me, i dont give a fuck. all you
> > losers are pathetic. go out and get a fucking life, quit sittin around
> > masturbating behind your computer screen you little scrawny fucks. Im
> > so drunk right now i dont give a fuck if you fags fuckin email me. Hell,
> > i'll give you my fucking fone number too while im at it, feel free to
> > call me, or are you afraid to? afraid i might humiliate you over the
> > phone?Not that it matters a darn bit to you, but I have a wonderful nanny who
is a "Spic" who takes great care of my kids while I work. She teaches
them Spanish, the house is spotless, she does laundry, takes stuff to
the drycleaner, cleans silver, runs the kids to their various extra
curricular activities, does the weekly grocery shopping, runs cars back
and forth to the mechanic, keeps my babies if my husband and I have to
both travel, takes them to almost all their doctors appointments, gets
school uniforms or shoes when necessary, and is an INTEGRAL, TRUSTED,
and don't know what I would do without member of our family. She plays
wife for my husband and I. She trys to teach the kids Spanish. They
try to teach her English. One of her friends just redid our back-yard
for us, much cheaper than any contracting US firm would have. (the
challenge was the communication, which, in retrospect, was a learning
experience and kind-of fun).

She has a sister looking for a job. This sister did Nalice's job with
even more motivation than Nalice (my nanny) when Nalice was on vacation
in her country for a month last year. I pay Nalice 400 a week, plus
give her a car and 35/month gas allowance for commuting. she takes care

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>mental development
So when is a woman mentally developed?

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> > > > > Now on to spics. they are like a mixture of niggers and bunnies. they
> > > > > also sit around and collect welfare, but they have a different
> > method.

"niggers and bunnies", is that like: sex appeal? And Yes, the methodology
is "know the system, work the system, prevail". You a Sucker!

> > > > > They all reproduce at an amazing rate,

Yes, and that is why we are the majority of California by the year 2,000.
Pretty state it will be, right?

and then the welfare
> > collection
> > > > > moves on into the next generation. They really all should be lined
> > up
> > > > > and shot, with their goya bean clothes and their puerto rican flags.

Dream on, white boy. (btw, Goya's arent' that good...try Herdez, if you
can handle a little picante:] )

> > > > > And, like niggers, they go out robbing, raping, mugging, stealing,
> > > > > murdering, and end up in jail.
> > > > > WHY ARE PEOPLE LIKE THIS ALLOWED IN THE US?

I'm really getting tired of pointing this out, but you've got it reversed,
this is our land. I often ask, why are yous allowed in the US? Oh well,
with your attitude, you'll likely end up another casualty of race-based
violence.

>
> Not that it matters a darn bit to you, but I have a wonderful nanny who
> is a "Spic" who takes great care of my kids while I work. She teaches
> them Spanish, the house is spotless, she does laundry, takes stuff to
> the drycleaner, cleans silver, runs the kids to their various extra
> curricular activities, does the weekly grocery shopping, runs cars back
> and forth to the mechanic, keeps my babies if my husband and I have to
> both travel, takes them to almost all their doctors appointments, gets
> school uniforms or shoes when necessary, and is an INTEGRAL, TRUSTED,
> and don't know what I would do without member of our family. She plays
> wife for my husband and I. She trys to teach the kids Spanish. They
> try to teach her English. One of her friends just redid our back-yard

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YES. One of the best athletes to ever compete in this sport. Anyone who doesn't want to see what he's capable of is a frail ass biiiiiitch

> So I take it "she" doesn't have kids, or no expectation to be
> "successful", either? You speak of her as as if she were a blessing to
> working women, like you. Do you even know what her life and family
> responsiblities are? Whose labor and support can she fall back on? Or is
> her life and the future of her children like a recycled vaccum cleaner,
> ever mopping up your crumbs?
> I take it, to you there are disparate categories of "working women,"
> some deserving of success, others not.

She has 2 children, teenagers in high-school. Her girls frequently go
to the beach with us in the summer. They get to go to the beach during
the day, we get baby-sitting in the evening. A good trade for both.

She also recently adopted her niece, because the father who was from her
home country was killed in a car accident (I gave her 3 days off with
pay). Her niece (5 years old) comes over with one of her daughters
about 3 times a week after school to our home. She and my daugthers
get along quite well. Her niece and my daughters usually spend a great
deal of time playing on my daughters computer. (good for the niece,
good for her daughters who help them).

She gets as well, two weeks payed vacation, a car which I insure and
maintain and pay for (she takes it home on the weekends and evenings),
and 40$ gas/month. All told this comes to about 26K a year. Her
husband works at embassy for the Dominican Rebuplic, and is due to
retire about the same time my youngest enters kindergarten.
So she is fine as far as her long term plans go. And if we ask her to
work overtime, she gets overtime pay - 7$/hour. Her teenage kids come
help with the yard-work in the summer, they get $5/hour each for that.

She loves my kids like her own.
She works hard (and 26K a year is a GOOD salary for a
housekeeper/nanny.

So you see this is a good arrangement for both of us.

> You are deferential to the spic you exploit. You are extracting enormous

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any fighter who pisses the normies on twitter and reddit is /ourguy/

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Not having this conversation with you, nonce. Justice will find you. Goodbye.

I'm a little nervous about how fat he looked at the weigh ins this morning. Is he taking this shit seriously?

HAHA. You got btfo. Truth is women aren't even "mentally developed" at 21. You retard who cares anyway. All that matters is if her pussy is developed. You cringy cuck.
Pic related is (you)

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fuck her right in the pussy

Of course not, he already said after his contract is up he wants to box. He really believes he can just bang to the top of the MMA/Boxing world with his 4 minute cardio.

I think hes putting all his eggs in the 1st round KO basket, which is not the greatest strategy but Juan Adams is a fuckin bum so I'm not that worried

NEW!
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Jade's Home Address
263 Jackson Pines Rd Jackson NJ 08527

Greg Hardy has probably been strongfat since highschool so he can carry it.

strop, bra

>
> I doubt it.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:31:54 No.94325944▶
>
> I don't know any jameses, sorry.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:32:35 No.94325950▶
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>27 KB
>
> binge
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:33:53 No.94325964▶
>
> We'll see. People like you never get away with your sick desires for long.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:34:55 No.94325972▶
>
> oh come off lukey u n jamsie r goodie goodie bois bois
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:35:11 No.94325975▶
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>704 KB
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>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:35:44 No.94325981▶
> Could you heem a fat Japanese NEET?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:36:25 No.94325989▶
>
> Hope you're not talking about baby james or luis will kick your ass in the ring.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:36:40 No.94325992▶
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>66 KB
>
> How is it sick if she's fertile? Be mad at Darwin.

Hey spammy what do you think if these faggots that claim they wouldn't fuck Jade?
They gotta be gay.

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>bqh I dont see how leon edwards can win
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:26:38 No.94325890▶
> i didn't know kenny florian is a battle bots announcer
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:28:37 No.94325911▶
> One last run at the ____
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:29:42 No.94325922▶
>
> how did u and james meet n r u gay lovers
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:30:40 No.94325933▶
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>52 KB
>
> I doubt it.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:31:54 No.94325944▶
>
> I don't know any jameses, sorry.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:32:35 No.94325950▶
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>27 KB
>
> binge
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:33:53 No.94325964▶
>
> We'll see. People like you never get away with your sick desires for long.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:34:55 No.94325972▶
>
> oh come off lukey u n jamsie r goodie goodie bois bois
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:35:11 No.94325975▶
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>704 KB
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>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:35:44 No.94325981▶
> Could you heem a fat Japanese NEET?

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honestly? i think you'd fuck joe granza up. favourite back exercise?

>RDA's last fight was against Lee 8 weeks ago
> Covington's last fight was against RDA 13 months ago
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:13:22 No.94325711▶
>
> Probably. Why?
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:13:50 No.94325719▶
>
> Isn't Colby fighting next week? We gucci
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:14:00 No.94325723▶
>
> After Lawler heems him, Colby will be forgotten immediately by the masses. Hardcores will remember him as one of the most short lived memes in the UFC
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:14:52 No.94325732▶
>
> wat does jamesies cum taste like mr cumtown
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:15:23 No.94325739▶
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> >jade will neve make fun of your penis size live in person
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:17:24 No.94325771▶
>
> Colby is unironically going to retire Lawler and still be denied a title shot by (((WME)))
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:18:41 No.94325793▶
>
> you're going to have your asshole raped and then shanked and you're going to bleed to death you fucking nonce
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:20:59 No.94325814▶
>
> >bleeding to death
> Never understood why people do this? just put the blood back in the hole and cover it up
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:21:02 No.94325815▶
>
> bro run some laps you got too much energy
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:21:46 No.94325825▶
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>
> >Age of consent is 15 yo
> Cope.
>>>
>Anonymous 07/20/19(Sat)03:22:31 No.94325836▶

I, personally, would fuck mini Khabib right in her sweet little cunny, assuming she was of legal age :^)

thanks my man. I like to do that thing were you on the thing with your legs and then move your body up. Also rows.

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NEW!!!!!!
>legs
not familiar but based nonetheless
the wrong side won world war 2 btwNEW!!!!!!
>legs
not familiar but based nonetheless
the wrong side won world war 2 btwNEW!!!!!!
>legs
not familiar but based nonetheless
the wrong side won world war 2 btwNEW!!!!!!
>legs
not familiar but based nonetheless
the wrong side won world war 2 btwNEW!!!!!!
>legs
not familiar but based nonetheless
the wrong side won world war 2 btw

idk b. It's tough.

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Lmao silly baka don’t you know Colby has Trump backed heem immunity and in the ufc

Enjoy prison and however they decide to "initiate" you. :)

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If Germany had won Hitler's plan was to turn Denmark into a breeding farm.
Literally my job right now would be to breed Aryan babies all day long.

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Lmao look at this retard larping on the internet like he’s the goddamn punisher

Why don't you report twitter to the FBI? They are distributing it. You dummy.
btw if i went to jail i would be entitled to serve my time in the mental hospital.

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conor ko's masvidal in one

Holy fuck does reddit hate him. It’s more than Jones and Gooby combined

You go ahead and give them that defense. Enjoy the nuthouse!

Conor doesn't taint his worth by fighting a can

>he would never fight a no name cholo can
>he would never lose to one
lol

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he will and he will retire that joke

His only defeat was from a DQ due to illegal strikes... sounds like another GOAT we all know and love.

>Welcome to the Pissapeepoo indian casino and resort. For a night of extraordinary mma action.
>McGregor vs Karakhanyan is brought to you by Jordie's Vacuum Parts. This suck is for you.

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LIVE HEEMS GOING ON
youtu.be/VYrGsWYr86c

spooky as fuck

>Alex caceres
they still give this can fights lmao? Is he fighting for free or what?

Based

idk but i would fuck Jade for sure dressed up as Caceres.

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holy shit that camera focusing on dj

As far as I’m concerned, I invented Toilet Till and *kevin pees on you*

Luke Thomas is worse than every MMA commentator. Ariel helwani, chael, joe, the weasle, mixed molly whopper, mma on point, jack slack.
Everyone.

Were is it from?

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I think he's better than Joe

i want her to bust my chode

day of the rake, soon, leaf.

your mom

>she will never sit on your face

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Holy

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she's way hotter than olivi my man

Based Dana.

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All persiflage aside, who is your favorite female fighter of all time?

olivi is granmom age.

Is the UFC a publicly traded company?

your mom, gave me a really hard time last night

Dern

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max is back to fighting children he's like kramer and karate

no

The glassest cannon of all time Todd Duffee is fighting on this card

How many pesetos?

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When I become a pro UFC fighter I'm going to bring my waifu pillow and onahole to every press conference and wear naruto headbands to the fights

>he coulda had happy cola
>but he got these
smdh

Izzy is already doing this. You're a hack, mate.

This is the best bag.

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Jessica Perlustrate

How can one post be so wrong?

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>eating non sour vingummi

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vittusaatana perkole

Probably, I weigh 200lbs and have several years training in muay thai and jiu jitsu.

BUT... people often underestimate fat guys. All things being equal, I'm betting on the fat guy more often than not. I remember one of my coaches saying that fat boys could often overpower him if he tries to match their strength, and the dude is a good sized guy and experienced weight lifter.

NO I WANT 4 PIECES WITH MY SODA NOT 3 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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that is legit disgusting

you are legit homosexual

yeah, that's gonna be a big yikes from me my man

based closet homosexual/virgin whiteknights rushing to the defence of a roastie

>if you don't think all women are ugly you are a white knight
ok retard

who won this exchange?

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nobody said she was ugly, you dumb incel.

the crowd

I would take my chances on having enjoyable sex with Chrissy Blair.

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You called a literal supermodel disgusting, but I'm the incel

you're too short m8
>youtu.be/kmndilvDf9Y

ryan hall gotta stop fighting with his hands down. he's gonna get caught one day

I hope he doesn't and gives us some luke style heems

you better hope

Instagram models are hotter than supermodels, I see better looking bitches than blair everyday on the street.
To be a supermodel you need certain facial features that will look aesthetic in dramatic lighting.

BIG BEN LOOKING TRIM
I HOPE HE IS AGGRESSIVE TOMORROW

are you really lithuanian? can you track down lithcuck for us and give a status report?

The original lithcuck is probably some polish bum from vilnius, no one outside of there is faggit enough to do breakdancing

he'd probably kick your ass desu

breakdancing and gymnastics are the best non-combat-sport bases for BJJ and MMA according to eddie bravo btw

The only person I knew that did breakdancing was fat and used to wear a fedora to school

Endurance athletics is the best non-combat-sport base.

Who dis?

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know cooler people then nerd

nah

If you think breakdancing is cool then I think you should have sex sweaty

dancing like a spastic is 100% worthless for mma.

you wish you were pat

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*thud*

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Imagine being a professional fighter in a weight class under 205lbs and thinking you're actually tough.

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Besides the Martinez brothers I cannot think of a breakdancer who succeeded in BJJ or MMA. And breakdancing is just coordination and flexibility, might as well say hurdling or figure skating.

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55ish if they dont lose their mind during menopause.

"Shut up before I ankle pick you"-Tony Ferguson

this nigga was wearing a romper

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your crown, my liege.

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why is this dude so underrated?

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Frankie is about to end the Blessed Era... permanently.

Because that's Lyoto Machida wearing a fake beard.

kekkemento

it's not that breakdancing is cool it's that your social circle is full of fedora dorks

>women
>mentally developed

You made me spit out beer laughing. You owe me another one.

Frankie is old

cringe

Because his name is Elizeu Zaleski Dos Santos

shhhh, I want him to keep being the underdog

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What's in Lorenzo's stack? Clen for sure, right?

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Another angle.

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check it lads

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Lando has knocked down every ufc opponent he's had in the first round

G-G-G-G-GADOOSH

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That's a very impressive knockout, he must be a great fighter. How many championships has he won?

would it kill her to do some fuckin squats

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Jojo Calderwood

huh? he looks good and reports say he trains hard

What did you guys think of Rough n Rowdy? I loved it.

saved...rightee-o capn

he weighed in at 266 and looks like hes carrying a little extra BF, its hard to not gas out when youre that big but we'll see I hope he knocks that sjw caveman the fuck out

stfu moronic faggot lmao

poirier could likely stop tony

he'll gas after 3 min max

how you gunna make me? huh m8? take a swing m8 take a fockin swing

>hunter eyes
Hot. She can compensate for my lack of masculinity.

You have to be a casino-owning billionaire on steroids to get a taste of her snatch.

I would never put my mouth near something Dana White's dick has been inside

You're clearly not Schaub.

just had a sick 1v3 as shifu
enemy varesh was salty af

Why do you doubt it? Have I not already said I'm barely a man?

youtube.com/watch?v=kfK2YljJhiY
So many heems you won't even need to purchase the next UFC PPV

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Yeah, I guess.

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you broscience is so fkn dumb, just kill yourself
the hw champs of ufc and boxing are literal fat men
and you can see hardy's abs, he's not even fat, he's the leanest i've seen him, you're so fucking cazzie and dumb FUCK fucking GOD retarded mong cunt

i didnt call him fat u fuckin skunk ur all hopped up on kangaroo meat and youre delusional, that fat fuck Adams eats oreos and cakes all day and he made 266 so im pretty sure Hardy isnt eating exactly clean and he came in at the same sall im saying so pipe the fuck down before i spinning axe kick you in the back of the nose

>muh extra bf% hur dur
>no i didnt say that
u r a real piece of work, leeme take u out back and wrap a 2x4 around ur retarde mong skull

That's way too far and not in the spirit of martial arts.

ur retarded as fuck if u think hes not carrying extra bf when he weighed in at 266 just look at him, its not a knock its just gunna make him gas quicker i guarantee it, and u can wrap that 2x4 around my dick while im fuckin u in the ass with my splinter dick tearing apart ur asshole using ur blood as lube until you pass out from blood loss then im taking u back to america and im spit roasting u with the homeboy, congrats u just fucked with the wrong one homie

ur gay af
he always weighs in on the limit
he looking leaner now.. ur just a total cock for brains faggot who is wrong about everything

>brithammed likes kids
I'm not suprised

shut up fuckwitt

DC has the highest bf% in the division and he's the champ

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who let derrick lewis hold the belt

why hasn't a fighter implemented this technique in their game

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shopped? hard to believe she would walk out the door like that

Sjw caveman top kek mate

Having a bit of bodyfat helps you. Strongfat is the best mode to be for fighting. If fighters didn't have to make weight, they would all be strongfat.

white people be having some long ass torsos, this girl looking like longcat and thinking she cute up there

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Anyone remember that espn video on ring girls two months ago when Chrissy Blair said she was nervous she wouldn’t get hired by the UFC because she’s a “curvy girl” and that the UFC really supportive because they never pressured her to “lose her curves.” What the fuck was she even talking about.

What about klose

is fred hardy gonna knock el ogro out

Slammed so hard she turned Asian damn

Y

i hope fred hardy kills him because he is very uncomfortable to look at

you could fit Urijah's eyes between his eyes with room to spare

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Dang, I looked up this girl on instagram and she hit the wall pretty hard. She's probably into coke and mexicans too. Never marry for looks, folks.

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look at the angle he throws that left hook from. it's behind arlovski's head by the time is starts moving forward.

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I don't find this funny.

how can you not enjoy CTE but you watch mma

>gets barely tapped on the chin
>gets dropped
its funny that this dirty spic thinks he could fight gooby, gooby would heem him in literal seconds

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I can quite literally hear this webm.

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I can quite literally hear THIS webm.

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...

back to suckitt

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Imagine being a UFC cameraman.

Imagine the braps

Shut the fuck up, seriously.

Pffft butch I bet you got a horticultural ass dick you fucking no fight ass faggot

Big news:

After about 15 minutes of deliberations, I have decided that Leon Edwards is going to win the fight.

Bet the engagement ring on it.

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I got high as a kite last night, and I had an epiphany: fighting is wrong. We can work hard and help each other out so that we’re all winners. In fighting, one person gets what they want and the other has it taken from them. We can build a world where everyone gets what they want, and no one has to be the loser.

recommend me a spicy UFC card lads

anything pre ufc 189

*heems you*

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masvidal unironically copying sam hyde's beanie look

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6 foot white man next to a 6 foot black man

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Why tony. I dream of a world where you can not only coexist with the man in your walls, but thrive together.

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he's billed as 6'2

Edwards is a big welterweight. Almost as big as Usman, but not as thick.

They changed it to 6'2 for this fight. Before Cerrone was listed as 6'1 and Edwards 6'0.

Don't be fooled my man, fighting brings us all together

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What's oispa?

Post your parlays lads. I'm finna heem my wallet

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RDA is a worse version of Luque, you really think Luque would lose to Alvarez? Edwards is literally free money.

Vick and RDA double, we're winning big money.

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Vick is a turbo can. I don't think Hooker is flushed yet (despite Barboza)

>"WE ARE ALL ALONE"
you got that right, Genki

oispa kaljaa = I wish I had beer

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I've noticed Hooker relies on people coming to him, he's looked amazing against the shorter guys but people who have fought him at range (Yair, Barboza, even Diakese until he started wrestling) have outpointed him with ease. I'm pretty confident Vick does his usual dance around the outside to a 29-28 decision.

deron winn would mash cormier

£1 bet.

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Why is she so cute lads
>You will never hug after she loses another fight

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YOU JUST KNOW :)

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I want RDA to win, but Edwards is so big, bros. RDA is dramatically undersized for this division, I have a bad feeling that Edwards is going to size bully him, stuff his TDs, stay on the outside and abuse his reach advantage to get a shitty decision win.

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>Adams
You fucked up, hombre

Arlovski is probably gonna lose but fuck it.

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I miss Megan Olivi's youtube account

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police wont protect you any more paki scum

seething cuck

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Yeah I wasn't sure about that one, but he is the favourite.

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Askren KO was way worse than the Eye KO, in my opinion.

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This would make a nice one of those Shooting Stars meme, if it was still 2016.

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youtube.com/watch?v=6tzkYf48NDo
He's still my boy.

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>he thinks women aren't shameless whores
user, I..

How many bongs until the fights?

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She's not walking around Walmart like that either, ya fuckin' hoser. You do understand the concept of "modelling"?

heem flashback

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Why is Olivi still ducking The Happy Warrior?

Is he the biggest wasted talent of all time?

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Aspen still hasn't realized that she'll never be good
Back to it #ufc #mmagold #fighter #alwaysimproving #work #strengthandconditioning

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HEEM

JEWS

INSIDE

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Realistically, who stops Ryan Hall and how?

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10 bongs and 20 bings until the early prelims

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Hope pornstache RDA chokes the life out of Edwards like this too.

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Spare a thought for Ray Borg. Just two fights ago he was in a title shot against DJ. Then he lost to some bum making his UFC debut. Now he's on the early prelims.

His kid is also retarded

And finally, Yoel Romero's legendary post fight speech.
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thank you

only father time can stop him

almost entirely his own fault

ladd you'll never lift your way to good hand eye coordination and reaction time you fat tub of shit

What are some older UFC events worth watching?
Or failing that, some underappreciated fighters from the a bygone era
I'm particularly interested in recommendations for the UFC 35 to UFC 110 period, as I've pretty much watched everything before and after that period.

jared rollins vs. jonathan koppenhaver

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=S40KVjsdCCM

This. I'm sick of the incels hyping her up just because she's ugly enough that she may engage in casual conversation with one of those spergs if they were to climb over the mountain of pizza boxes and piss jugs and enter society. Ladd is literally a fat turd that takes two flushes to get rid of.

>what happened to you USA?
Yoel asks a good question here.

Oh no Aspen is becoming a slut. They dont wear strings at the forest wtf

>I'm no longer Yoel Romero fan

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One fighter missed weight: Jennifer Maia (129)*, who came in three pounds above the flyweight limit, and she has surrendered 30 percent of her purse to Roxanne Modafferi
>her show money is $12,000

>cans getting CTE for peanuts

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prime schaub heems ngannou

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Is this what they mean By low hanging fruth

instagram.com/p/B0FP9tdJqN7/
james_andrew_127
Fuck it. I'll fight you. I'm 511 175 and my only professional fights were in Iraq....with guns. So if you beat me you can say you beat a dude who's killed men before.

the battle of the cans

>so I sign this contract to fight this frenchie named 'Francis'
>I get to the octagon.. and talk about BDE, this guy was so black he looked like he could fuck my wife, my daughter and my side chick all at the same time with his big fat juicey plumpy delicious black hogso
>DICEY DICEY!!...

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Womens flyweight is the most pathetic division.
Calderwood is ranked 4th above these two cans.

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that's the worst thing i've ever seen

Dana please make Valentina move up thank you

>Move up
She already flushed Nunes twice but got robbed you turbo cazzie

how do you look at that and not scrap the division

Imagine being pegged by Roxanne. Go on, think hard about those wild eyes bearing down as you struggle with your restraints.

heh she got bodied the 1st time they fought

Idk. But if Dern moves up it's gonna be easy as fuck. Literally only Valentina is a legid challenge.
She's already beaten De La Rosa who's 11th.

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Get in my guard goy, i'll usurp your conscious

thoughts on this?
instagram.com/p/B0FP9tdJqN7/

kgb should be in number 2

she won rounds 1 and 3 and the story.

lol this can is delusional

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Haha. Lol. Kek. Hehe. Don't mind me- just chuckling to myself at how easy it would be for me to heem you all

Should story be part of the offical score cards? Can you win the story 10-8?

oh mommy get back to the ufc

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Well i know she claims Dern ducked her in LFA.
But she's a brainlet because obviously the fight is more profitable in the UFC.
Would hav been a low IQ move to fight each other in LFA.

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based punisher that's me beating refugees

Post Raquel Penningtons leaks

It was in PRIDE heh

ew

>part of
The story should be the only score.

forehead big

Shut the fuck up you pretend-rage retarded nigger. If I meet you in real life I would fucking snap all your miserable scrawny thin fingers. Stop pretending that attraction to teenagers with breasts is the same as attraction to undeveloped children.

i don't think so she lost the first 2 rounds
embarrassing because even a shitter like alexis davis flushed nunes

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Maycee is unironically the worst fighter I've ever seen in my life
The retarded hicks on rough n rowdy yesterday looked better.
Fucking cm punk and zellenof have more solid striking than barber

We don't actually discuss mma here. This is heeeeeeem

>wmma

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>Almost as big as Usman, but not as thick.
Is that what your wife told you, Yusuf?

Tony bless

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holyfuck what

>women
>mentally developed

My 20 year old wife still had pink everything and obsessed over stuffed animals, women don’t grow up they grow older

walkout songs
youtube.com/watch?v=vStjmYxetY0

Whatever happened to this band?
youtube.com/watch?v=ztG10Nvxadw

She shared a bottle of whiskey with me before a concert like six years ago. Girl could drink

youtube.com/watch?v=lkHlnWFnA0c

probably done
wtf lol

Today the bookies repay me for my suffering

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How many dingelings?

8

>Ray Borg
Kek, get ready to be let down.

>Bookies make sweet love to him

not bad, however i think RDA loses

This is the free-money bet

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pulling for lowkey boy

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how would they do in the UFC?

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Are we hyped for this card or what?

yes

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You people are sick

Based kike.

do you guys think Schaub knows he's memed on here

yeah where is her feminine penis at, please don’t tell me she has a disgusting slimy set of meat flaps

Just Sneed.

Yoel has big dick energy

>the state of saturday morning /heem/

What fights are you psyched for today, lads? Most of the main card seems pretty kino desu, prelims seem good enough except for the mandatory 30 minute shit break when Roxanne fights.

>strongfat 135lbers
okay lad

In his scenario, 135 would have no reason for existing.

This

He's too fucking stupid to be a contender. He'll crush a bunch of cans and get submitted by the first real fighter he faces then leave UFC and spend the rest of his life in prison

Forgot pic

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UFC 189

i think her brother is a pro fighter now too i haven't seen him fight though

Wouldn't it be weird if she did that with same thing her tongue but up against your asshole while you squatted on her, haha

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100

Lando's striking defense is worse than Conor's

just lost $450 gambling on something unrelated, should have went all in on Triple G winning tonight instead

heem I've been out of it for a bit

any fights I should pay attention to tonight besides RDA?

Poirier couldn't stop 145lb Holloway. How's he gonna stop Tony

That’s exactly what the man in my walls would say.

You blunder, peace man. You confuse nonviolence with true order on a superficial level and deny the many sacrifices that must be made to achieve a real, obtainable state of peace. Unless you care to share these drug imbued “epiphanies”, your ideas of are no value and I release you back to your thoughts.

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All of them, you weirdo.

139

Holloway has a way better chin than Tony

>145lb Holloway
>145lb
lmao

Watch the whole main card AT LEAST or else leave heem and never come back, disgusting cazzie scum.

fucking heavyweight spice night lad, also complete chinlet lanklets Hooker and Vick are facing off

this is a great fight night and better than the next ppv

Tony gets dropped all the time. A ton of people 'could' stop him. Hell between the injuries and the age he probably doesn't have that long left

which is one of the many reasons he is so exciting

WHICH IS WHY ITS SO IMPORTANT HE FIGHTS KHABIB

literal most entertaining innovate LW we've ever had

Good lord, what did she mean by this?

>card is actually good tonight
>Unironically have to watch rather than just have it on while doing other shit

strange feeling bros

>ywn have a 10/10 gf who walks around the house in tight underwear and has massive cameltoe
why even go on

ESPN era literally hasn’t even been that bad

>Tony gets dropped all the time
He really, really doesn't, stop this meme.

THAT'S A SALT MAN

I still wish they would have more super cards.. Like they could collapse the Main Events of like 3 or 4 cards and headline with Jones or DC or Khabib and build the shit out of it

Some cards have been atrocious on paper
There's also a lot of them and they're very watered down these days, when they're on at like 1am it takes its toll

Wow. I completely forgot that Modaferri is still an active fighter. At her peak, she was garbage. It's really mind boggling to have trained full time for so long, with all those ring time, but to still sucks so much shit.

I rly prefer the espn app and all the info they provide.

Better than ufc app and easy to order ppv

getting dropped by 155 Pettis is suspect and you know it

don't watch the card, just shitpost in here and wait for the webms

wtf Tony btfoing all hippies

Only Khabib beats Tony right now

Cowboy loses the rematch, Gaycheese and Poirier both lose and probably get finished

lol who actually wants the rematch? I doubt even Cowboy does he was getting owned

dude blew his nose for a way out, Cowboy was done and Tony felt bad he didn't hear the ref

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arrhichion
>Accordingly the antagonist of Arrichion, having already clinched him around the middle, thought to kill him; already he had wound his forearm about the other’s throat to shut off the breathing, while, pressing his legs on the groins and winding his feet one inside each knee of his adversary, he forestalled Arrichion’s resistance by choking him till the sleep of death thus induced began to creep over his senses. But in relaxing the tension of his legs he failed to forestall the scheme of Arrichion; for the latter kicked back with the sole of his right foot (as the result of which his right side was imperiled since now his knee was hanging unsupported), then with his groin he holds his adversary tight till he can no longer resist, and, throwing his weight down toward the left while he locks the latter’s foot tightly inside his own knee, by this violent outward thrust he wrenches the ankle from its socket.[6]

>For when he was contending for the wild olive with the last remaining competitor, whoever he was, the latter got a grip first, and held Arrhachion, hugging him with his legs, and at the same time he squeezed his neck with his hands. Arrhachion dislocated his opponent's toe, but expired owing to suffocation; but he who suffocated Arrhachion was forced to give in at the same time because of the pain in his toe. The Eleans crowned and proclaimed victor the corpse of Arrhachion.[2]

What type of choke was this that he died so suddenly? From the description it sounds like a normal RNC.

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>twitter.com/BigMarcel24/status/1152547819796008960

Sijara Eubanks will fight Bethe Correia at UFN 159 in Mexico City, Mexico. (Sep. 21, 2019). (per @raphamarinho) #UFC #UFCMexicoCity #MMA #UFCESPN #WMMA

ahahahahahahhaha

Israel...... It's time.

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Forget Pettis, he was dropped by Lee on the feet.

Her pussy is out there for you to view.

Are Ketones legal?

it's pretty hard to be bad when we're all stealing it

alright already stacked with that one and alexa grasso and carla o'connell

>Those tats
CRINGE

Ketones? You mean ketone bodies you produce while in ketosis that are used as fuel instead of glycogen? Low carb diets are shit for MMA, they only work in endurance sports like long distance running or swimming and even then they do not give athletes any performance benefits, the athletes simply perform no worse than on a carb-rich diet.

I have no clue why you would even ask such a thing.

>Heems Valentina Shevchenko

youtube.com/watch?v=Z6yTXsCauIc

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Vittu SAATANA perkole

www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-de-france/questions-raised-use-ketone-miracle-drink-tour-de-france-431463

If it was suffocation, though I'm not sure how reliable these accounts are, then it wouldn't be an RNC as that's a blood choke. Most likely an Ezekiel or some choke on the Adam's apple.

>www.cyclingweekly.com/news/racing/tour-de-france/questions-raised-use-ketone-miracle-drink-tour-de-france-431463

>dietary supplement that aids recovery for endurance athletes
MMA is not an endurance sport. Ketones are a slow burning fuel and are completely inadequate in sports requiring bursts of high intensity effort. This shit might work in marathons, swimming, cycling and so on, but not in any martial art.

>tapping because of a toe
What a can.

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Your current favorite fighter?

Quick post jorge askren ko i need to show it to my bro

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Aspen Ladd

Bls

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See

Bls

GDR has nice striking technique. I'd fur shure give her my powerful seed to produce warrior offspring

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that fucking punch lmfao

Thanks my man

fuck this is hoat
instagram.com/p/B0EjHbXI6HI/

Why did heemsters turn on Aspen Ladd so quick? I thought she was loved in these threads? Granted, I don't visit that often.

It would've heemed you.

Exactly the same as before, then, unless you wanna go like 10 years back.

seethe

>implying they would be able to make that distinction and convey it in text through over 2500 years

>aaaww

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it happens literally anytime someone undefeated gets owned

wait for all the Khabib hate after he gets owned

But Khabib is already hated. I saw many people praising Ladd before her last fight.

Card tonight sucks balls but still looking forward to hanging out with my /heem/ies

unfortunately you have to delete your heem.com account because of those comments

>licking pussy

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fag

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>why yes, I lick pussy. what gave it away?

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Those trip dubs pretty much confirms that its gay and gross.

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They'd probably be able to make the distinction between passing out and waking up a few seconds later and having to bury you.

testing

thanks to this post I'm going to fetch all of his ufc fights and watch em tonight.

Who cares what the Romans thought? They were a bunch of fags who saw women as being there to breed with for children only. They really enjoyed fucking other men. This is at a time when bathing was infrequent so they had to love the smell of shit as they railed a hairy, sweaty dude's poop chute. If it makes you feel better for being a homo that hates licking pussy, then fine. But keep that shit to yourself, faggot.

Hello heem, havent been able to post here in a while and wanted to remind everyone that renaissance man Braden schaub= god

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>ITT: we post like its heem day
OMG DID YOU SEE THAT LMAO!!!

Happy Warrior and smiling cunt Sam Alvey aside, card has potential for some spicy KOs

EDDDDIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Watch the Teymur vs Vannata fight

main card will be spicy as long as all the fatasses manage to knock eachother out

>This is at a time when bathing was infrequent
Completely off the mark on this one. Perhaps you should listen to MMA analyst Doctor Patrick Wyman's podcasts!

>Card tonight sucks balls
Only an absolute 235er would say this about tonight's UFC card. Your favorite female fighter?

>romans didn't bath
Another historylet american. You probably believe Vikings was dirty savages as well. Nigger.
America will go down in history as faggotland.

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>Going to a giant shared bathtub with no running water at home is on par with today's standard of cleanliness
I'd heem both you faggots without putting down my McMuffin®

>watermarks
Fuck off.

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Thug Rose!!
Thug Rose!!
Thug Rose!!

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>no running water
Are you retarded??

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Dude some old guy here in this town in North Carolina tried to abduct this 12yr old but did not know the kid is in wrestling and got the shit beat out of him .

He let a 12yr old drag him out of the car while seated in the passenger side. Like what the fuck

I have this fetish were i want her to spread her legs and then i stick my penis in her pussy.

>no running water AT HOME
You are fucking retarded. Don't reply to me again. I detest faggots.

You're right it's not like Pettis knocked out the #1 WW contender. Pettis just didn't cut when he fought at 170, he wasn't that much bigger than he is at 155.

Based

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why are there so many pedophiles in the U.S.? Wtf

how fucking big was this 12yo?

They look like brothers. Those two are fucked in the head but whatever. To each his or her own

he must have been a manlet

She’s revolting. Bet she couldn’t even help lift a three-piece up a flight of stairs. No thanks.

I don’t know news here hasn’t released a photo of the kid or the old guy. The old dude apparently got fucked up by the kid bad, he double legged him into the side of the car and fucked his back, spine and hip up.

I think the kid is just your average size 12yr old but has that wrestling strength also this is is the south so most likely he’s been lifting trees and driving tractors

>boxing
>mma
I'm gonna need some snacks and beer.

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Because they haven't given him a ranked opponent yet. And his name is weird

I don't even do bjj but I can't stop watching bjj instructional videos.

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Have you seen the old Rorion VHS Tape?

Check out Eduardo Farias channels, he gets to show a lot of techniques from very famous figures in the sport, I love the sakuraba video because you can clearly see how he doesn't give a fuck

Lmao, I think this just proves again that self defense is a meme, you are better practicing something grappling oriented like judo, wrestling or jiu jitsu or as Americans say, just carry a gun

for me it's the #momchamp

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How many bongs till the fights?

Dern is the superior Mommy.

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how come she hasnt posted any photos of her breastfeeding yet, fucking slut

4 bongs for prelims

>fucks darkies
naw senpai

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this but with blacksmithing and carpentry videos

You can't show nip on instagram.

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>post nudes
>you're a slut
>don't post nudes
>you're a slut
we live in a bottom text

based. will look at both finn friend and mexibro

BRAND NEW

she will never crush your head with her thighs, it's not fair

And he's a manlet

lol my gf still loves stuffed animals and has a million of them and she's 21