/trans/

>Arsenal have beaten Tottenham to the signing of defender William Saliba
>United want to sign Dybala

>he doesn't have custom css
enjoy your eye cancer

This lad made a really important post. Reposting here

>I'm gay. Got a problem? Deal with it. I love football. I love sports. And if you have a problem with that you can fuck right off. We /LGBspee/ now

#respect

Lads. What’s the deal with Mia Khalifa?
She’s not even that cute.
Her tits are a fucking catastrophe.
She fucks like a retard.

I don’t get this meme.

Matthijs "megged by Danny Rose" De Ligt has a 95 rated card. FIFA give ratings for nothing

>Barcelona have made a £90m offer plus two players for Paris St-Germain's Brazil forward, and former Barca player, Neymar, 27. (Sky Sports)
why do they keep making this shit up?
neymar won't join barcelona unless it's a straight swap that won't happen

>0.91 goals per 90 mins for England

Seems good.

>now

she did that era-defining mother/daughter hijab scene
one for the ages

>grey

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it think it's because she's middle eastern

I’m sorry to be lazy but could you post the link to the video. I want to ensure I’m looking at the exact one you’re referring to.

>Real Madrid president Florentino Perez is trying to convince manager Zinedine Zidane to drop interest in Manchester United's France midfielder Paul Pogba, 26, and play Gareth Bale instead because the club are struggling to sell the 30-year-old Wales forward. (Independent)

Was Bale always five moves ahead of Zidane?

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>Arsenal transfer - Never Happening Tier

Tbf if Bale wasn’t always injured he would literally be better at the Pogba role than Pogba

>Paris St-Germain and Schalke are interested in signing England full-back Danny Rose from Tottenham, who value the 29-year-old at £20m. (Sky Sports)

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it's not that impressive when you look at who he scored against

good player but didn't get used in many big games

Except anybody with half a brain or footballing knowledge knew that. The only people who would have believed it was ever likely to happen are retards and the pond scum like Fitizen.

I am also interested in this. Why is she a celebrity?

>The destroyer of San Marino and Luxemburg

bale's just going to wait it out til they inevitably sack zidane for destroying his unexposable legacy by not winning the league or CL next season and then get back playing for whatever chump they pick up as their next manager.

How can colours be real, if our eyes aren't real?

One of the things I’m looking forward to this season is the exposure of Zidane

I’m afraid it might be too brutal for my taste desu. Legit dont think they will even make top 4 in La Liga

>Tottenham may re-sign Fernando Llorente, 34, on a free transfer.

what lazy dribbling mongoloid made this edition?

can someone explain to me as to why arsenal have no money
they have one of the highest revenues in the world and yet everyone says they can't spend

their owner takes money out of the club

you've done this meme before, spurs bandwagoner yank and it's been explained to you, the owner won't fund stuff. that's it, end of. he never has.

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yank owners are jewy fucks

The owners and board are actually smart. Getting 6-4’th place is the best spending to profit ratio

Scored as many world cup goals as Wayne Rooney

Jurgen Klopp insists he is happy with his Liverpool squad even if the club do not make any big summer signings.

The only newcomer in the Reds' squad during the transfer window has been 17-year-old Dutch defender Sepp Van Den Berg, and Klopp does not expect that situation to change significantly.

He said on liverpoolfc.com: "We are pretty relaxed in that, we will see what's coming up. How I said, it will not be the biggest transfer window of LFC; we invested a lot in the team in the last two years, I would say. We cannot spend every year in the same manner.

"People talk about it like, 'now another £300m or £200m'. There are maybe only two clubs in the world - it looks in the moment like Barcelona and (Real) Madrid can do the same - (Manchester) City and PSG that can do it every year.

"But we are fine. I'm happy with the team, we are really happy. We have to see if we find maybe one position, if we find something for it, but there's no real pressure because it's not about signing a player. We have solutions for all the situations.

"I'm really looking forward to the season, it will be really exciting again."

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Post yfw they win the champions again.

why not mandzukic

is lo celso actually worth 70mil?

is any human being really worth 70m?

shut up

rude

This level of coping. Ouch. I bet he’s looking for a way out. He will maybe take the Germany job for the WC?

Damn. Was really hoping they’d bring in some meme zoomer like Mbrapp to completely fuck up their attacking chemistry and piss away their coveted netspend trophy
Still, no signings is a bad idea. Need to at least introduce some fresh competition to keep the players working hard.
I’d say 30% chance the wheels fall off this season and Liverpool miss top 4

Yes. I am.

They have a massive wage bill and they are awful at selling players

>30%

I can promise you it’s much higher than that.

Homosexuals are fucking gay

Would rather be homosexual than Swedish

>Be Klopp
>Say that you'd not spend the money even if you have it
>Spend £500m over 4 years
>Say that the interviewer and public got it wrong and he never said that and meant he'd leave football if it became about money. Finished by saying that Liverpool need to spend big every year to keep up
>Now is saying he won't do that; but has to get a jab in at City and Co as well by implying they and not him have bought success
Fucking hell this guy is a mastermind scam artist. Now if Liverpool don't win anything, he can blame it on no transfers.

how 2 join nonNynr?

That's kind of how it works

this 2bqh

Klopp is just an actor playing le epic funny and emotional guy. He’s just a massive attention seeker.

Lads it’s ogre for Fat Frank.

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Thought I read after the season he said they needed to spend big again this summer to continue competing

blaming the lack of transfers isn't quite as pathetic as some of his other excuses for failing to win matches

Indeed he did.

Oh? I've not seen any really bad meme excuses. Know any?

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/43762952

i like this one because he complains about the pitch being too dry and then complains that west brom are probably getting relegated anyway so fighting back to draw was pointless

>let me win ree
this is pep tier autism

>Lampard out already trending

Fucking love it, they're going to be hovering around the relegation places

Bit gay that

American owners are actually in it for a profit

Taking sarcasm literally is a sign of autism

>He doesn't believe Chelsea fans are entitled wankers who would seriously do this

Need your head checking

tbf bohemians and kawasaki frontale are elite.

I imagine they shower together

big money is in the tv contract
so the owners will be maximizing profits for themselves as long as they don't get relegated and reduce transfers and wages

Klopp is secretly the least likeable manager in football.

Had Chelshit and ArseANAL not completely collapsed I’d say 75% but there’s no chance they take a top 4 spot.

>not understanding Kloppo mindgames to get the media to focus on him rather than the team
Shaking my head lads.

He’s not that smart

His team even plays more like Mouyes now.

What is this meme everyone keeps spouting ?

Surprised people aren't posting the Cats scenes of Taylor Swift in here desu.

*parks the bus*

DEATH TO SWIFT POSTERS

Liverpool were the 2nd highest scorers in the PL last season
>26 goals more than Chelsea
>22 goals more than Spurs
>16 goals more than Arsenal
>24 goals more than United

If Klopp's team managed to do that despite parking the bus, then i'm absolutely embarrassed for the rest of the league

no furries here

VAR would have taken away half those goals

This level of cope is hilarious

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Well, if they like Taylor *gag* Swift then I suspect they're degenerates.

Thought's on Taylor's pussy?

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Yeah but if diving for pens wasn’t allowed that number would be halved. VAR will fix that

Not surprised it is that hairy

Reminder Liverpool are the only English club to win a valid post-VAR major trophy.

1-0 lads, catch up

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Try to cope with the fact that Liverpool have 0 premier league titles

0(zero) titles
you're the one that should catch up kid

Re-reminder. Liverpool have 0. And by 0 I mean zero. And by zero I still mean 0 premier league titles.

13-0

And that’s trophies that Liverpool want most. They have 0. Their biggest rivals have 13. Pretty incredible record.

>England and Argentina have 0 world cups

OH NO NO

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I thought you were exaggerating but
>"I don't think that point will help West Brom massively, it is a complete waste of points. They don't need it, we would have needed it," Klopp added.
>"They are happy now, we are not happy. We stay in the league, they don't stay in the league - it is a strange situation."
Is this cope?

>English talking about trophies

KEK

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How many premier leagues have Germany of Bayern won huh?

>a valid post-VAR major trophy.
This sort of logistical gymnastics is utterly stupid.

Also, you forgot Chelsea.

same number as Liverpool. Kek

How many of these have England won? Reminder football didn't begin until 1992 as Rupert Murdoch told you.

Surely the country who """invented""" football has won it right?????

>Europa league
>Major trophy

kek

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lel

>Pretending football before 1992 didn't begin as it wasn't sponsored by sky
VALID!
>Using VAR as a starting point which actually influences the match
MENTAL GYMNASTICS

Absolute state of this lads

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AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA

nobody is denying liverpool won lots of old first division titles. Literally nobody is saying liverpool haven't done that

but it is categorically true and undeniable fact that liverpool have never won a single (not even one) premier league title

How is it not a major trophy?

If we're talking about rules influencing the match, then please give me the number of domestic league titles won by Liverpool FC since the introduction of the backpass rule.

Great post. Actually keckled

>How is it not a major trophy?

In the same way the Johnstone's Paint Trophy or Inter Toto Cup isn't a major trophy.

It's a trophy for the weaker teams to compete in because they'd get BTFO by the top teams too hard.

If you can be "too good" to qualify for a trophy, then it isn't a major trophy sorry

I think your comment was spot on, just give it a few spaces between information

Like this

And like this

Easier to read, and peeps wont scroll past

>If you can be "too good" to qualify for a trophy, then it isn't a major trophy sorry
So Liverpool's 2001 treble consists of zero major trophies then?

Surely not? Their fans seem to believe they are relevant. But if they’ve never won the premier league, how can they be considered relevant?

how can you be too good to qualify for the league cup or fa cup?

>treble

Only one English club has won a treble.
PL
CL
FA

He's complained about the wind, rain, the referees vs West Ham despite being gifted a blatantly offside goal and almost another that origi missed. Whined about Kompany while claiming van dyke's tackle vs Napoli wasn't a foul

>reddit spacing
>peeps
kill yourself

Huh, fair point. But the League Cup is to the FA Cup what the Europa League is to the Champions League: a weaker major trophy.

Not even really sure you can call League Cup a major trophy anymore. Nobody cares about it nowadays

tbf that's "The Treble"
city won "The Domestic Treble" last season

>city won "The Domestic Treble" last season
You mean the Domestic Quadruple.

>when they counted the Charity Shield

The only treble is
PL
CL
FA

No other combination of trophies can be referred to as a treble.

No, that's THE treble.

Any other combination is A treble.

>every jonathan creek episode is available on iplayer
weekend sorted lads

No. You’re not correct.

it was 20 years ago lads
no on cares

>winning three trophies does not equal a treble
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Treble_(association_football)

>Wikipedia

Did you even attend university.

neil lennon here.

need a right back or the fans will lob me bolocks off in september. any suggestions?

Dani Alves?

how much are you willing to spend neil?

They’re gonna lob your bollocks off anyway

Please explain to me how winning three trophies in a single season cannot be defined as A treble.
I accept that PL/FAC/CL is THE treble.

If you need ask you’ll never know. If you know, you need only ask.

Fagget

Who else is old enough to remember when Friday nights were a double bill of The Simpsons, The Fresh Prince and Robot Wars

He's right, imbecile

>a double bill
>lists three shows

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then friends followed by frasier then the dirty stuff on channel 4 started and i was off to bed

>peak BBC2 days

who remembers roswell on bbc2 after neighbours and the theme tune was the same person who did the chorus to stan by eminem (who was later revealed to be dido)

No he means there were 2 episodes of Simpsons in a row and then the subsequent shows.

a double bill of the simpsons, followed by the fresh prince and then robot wars
imagine being both illiterate and a zoomer

Kino

>they took the bait

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>being a zoomer

i'm not ashamed to say that i love a large glass of red whilst watching a classic feature-length murder mystery with a hint of black comedy thrown in

>jonathan creek
glorious
>midsomer muders
exquisite
>a touch of frost
love it

Nice try.

you mean malcolm in the middle

Pretty gay post. But that’s ok and I respect your opinion.

Dad?

always used to look forward to the simpsons double bill

You're welcome

yes lad?
*shags your mum*

Lads. Gonna get my pizza oven installed in the garden tomorrow. Got a load of friends over on Sunday eve.

Wood fired t bone
Home made pizzas
Hot tub
Cava
Mojitos

Gonna be great

>I-its not a marketing tactic

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are you craig charles?

Ireland. I thought we told you to fuck off. You’re not welcome here.

Or anywhere for that matter 2bqh

phwoar that sounds bloody lovely
hope you get the weather lad

I hope Huddersfield fans are outraged their club was used as a plaything for PP.

I can't unironically tell if ABLs or deluded Liverpool fans are worse on this site.

Right now ABLs are spamming shit tier "banter" which is making me dislike them more, but I'm guessing things might tip to the other side, once we get closer to the start of the season.

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Kill yourself boomer

That's not what you originally said, nor what the guy was saying. You said it wasn't real. They LITERALLY played a game in the shirt and were contacted by the FA over the breach. You then CHANGED it to 'm-m-marketing tactic'. The shirt was real. It was literally used in a game. Tough shit you got BTFO.

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i can only speak for myself, but i (as a liverpool fan) have immensely enjoyed the us being unbearable and the abls trying to match us dynamic this summer

been decent craic

Brb lads, gonna go into the archive to get Shitizens post saying it wasn't real because he's playing extra shitpost mode.

Though one

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i have to side with fitizen here
from what i have seen he was proved correct

Absolutely BASED lass tbqh

Tough*

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>hes still going

Holy kek

love scousers
love syrians
hate england fans
simple as

Absolute state.

He said it wasn't real, despite being used in a friendly.

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Okay this post has to be satire lmao.

decent troll

See

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i'm not english i'm scouse

look i'd love a go on caroline quentin in her pomp
those are facts and i've come to terms with them

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He's right, it wasn't real. Just a massive marketing gimic

>campaign to remove sponsors from shirts
>shirt with massive sponsor on will probably sell by the truck load anyway

It wasnt you fucking clown, never went on sale and when day of release came they literally LITERALLY said "this is the actual kit"

The players didn't look happy wearing it.

>Following the interest in the ‘initial’ shirt, Huddersfield Town will now auction off 15 of the jerseys, which will be signed by the players who wore them against Rochdale.

>All the money raised will directly benefit three charities; the Club's own registered charity, the Town Foundation, the Huddersfield Street Kitchen, which provides food and essentials to homeless and Andy’s Man Club, a registered charity based in West Yorkshire that helps men who need mental health help. Andy’s Man Club has a group in Huddersfield, which meets every Monday.

>The auction will begin with a start price of £50 at 8pm today (Friday 19 July 2019) and will run for a week when it expires on Friday 26 July 2019.

Wrong. He was implying that it wasn't a real thing made by the club; it was and it was used in a friendly match and the FA contacted them over shirt sponsor breach. Fuck off.

That's not what you were saying tho you cunt and we worked that out. You claimed it wasn't real. When people called you out on this you switched to 'it's a marketing ploy'. It was used in a game, the players wore it, it is therefore real. Nobody said it would be Huddersfields first team shirt next season. Retard. Keep damage controlling. Go drink some piss to calm down, mate.

>essentials to homeless
I feel like there's a 'the' missing there

No
twitter.com/midgetgembina

>Nobody said it would be Huddersfields first team shirt next season
People did

>midget
Very problematic

BASED

mmm Leslie Ash before she turned into a fish

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yeah, ruined her acting career

>tfw I will never be this Deano

>Nobody said it would be Huddersields first team shirt next season

Howling at this spastic

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I find this general depressing. Idk why, but it reminds me that I'm wasting my life and my high IQ.

Why? This general is one of the best ones around on Yea Forums

i think i know why it makes you feel like that

for me? kill all "high iq" people and replace them with people with good patter

>Henchoz is bringing back the long throw
Based

stephane ?

It's the constant talk about a very particular thing: football transfers. And the off-topic stuff isn't funny, interesting and slightly cringe (without irony)

why?

Yes, he's managing now.

What are you talking about my friend? We had a robust discussion about curry, water supply issues and single use plastic waste in the last /trans/ thread. All 200 IQ stuff.

Thoughts?

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you lads watching the Africa Cup final in 20 mins?

ALGERIA (bad guys) vs SENEGAL (good guys)

good lad
one of the great premier league centre half pairings

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Either way Paris is fucked tonight

>why?
because it consists mainly of a small number of arguments that continually go round in circles and low level trolling

is this an average british slag?

He managed to keep Xamax up last season by overturning a 4-0 deficit in the relegation playoff. Basically told the team 'If Liverpool can do it, you can'. Xamax had already decided they were going to sack him by that point, because they're ran by retards. So now he's managing Sion

on-topic generals are much better than off-topic generals
the latter ones eventually devolve into chatrooms which defeats the purpose of them being on an anonymous image board

High-tier for as far as I can tell

tinychat army was based fag

only when the godtrips were there to properly oversee proceedings
but yeah, post-/motd/ tinychat was up there

time for another oil war, lads

Sort of going on right now with Iran

me? i'm supporting the iranians

same

israel made iran seize the tanker

>the state of african defending

100% woke

but the question for me is, where was Pogba?

>conceding in the 2nd minute
Disgusting.

Cringe.

why can't yanks pronounce the name craig lads?

...

please
/pol/ got bullied off Yea Forums yonks ago

same with graham innit, fucking mongs

Alan Hutton, so you can show the fans just how big your balls are

Based.

I'm partial to early seasons of death in paradise myself

>go to /pol/ over happening
>lol UK is cucked shitskins haha
>always from the likes of Brazil or USA or something like that
I don't think they understand hypocrisy.

i don't see flags
i just see dweebs (read: people who go on /pol/) and sound lads (read: people who bully people who go on /pol/)

/pol/? more like /poof/ lmao

>going to post-nuke /pol/
It's literally r*ddit

I just want Israel to be nuked lads.

It is. Just wanted to see what was coming out.

/pol/ pretty much admits it's redit now. Rather than telling people to "go back to redit" like they used to, they now blame the scary outside threat as discord servers.

The reason is, 99% of them migrated here during GamerGate and from r/the_donald, so they can't use redit as an insult

Sounds like something a muslim would say

unironically my first time posting in trans, usually im in /seriea/

ok that makes sense, I just didnt get why the fans kept saying "we have no money" or blaming management when in reality its the owners who are in it for profits

t. j*w

When things were simpler

youtu.be/-bHFXAtXzlY

Absolute TUNE

levy, please sign some defenders and a backup striker that isn't 40 years old. fuck

>he doesn't rate the destroyer of de ligt

Was saying that you were /sg/fags. And saying /pol/ got bullied away from here is wishful thinking

Uhm sweetie, De Ligt is the next Maldini. The only reason he looked like he messed up was because of UEFA's script demanding an all-English final

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Should have kept Lustig. Doesn’t seem like Kent is coming back to he might be brave enough to play a whole OF game this time

A dildo up thatchers dead arse

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youtu.be/AVu6nPTVbBQ
This is now an underrated tunes thread

This is better youtu.be/6ZwjdGSqO0k 2bh

>tfw second £60m signing can tika but not taka

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Unpleasant thread

This is better than both put together
youtube.com/watch?v=fO7ih6Nu3MA

Can’t imagine two songs put together would sound nice

Shit general
Shit topic
Shit off-topic

post in /bundes/

youtube.com/watch?v=EFjEp79zaNw

for me its townes van zandt

For me, it's Merle Haggard

For me, it's George Strait

Also BBC quiz on Japanese players in the PL. Can't do it because I can't spell their names.

Ribery showing his true colours tonight

How about you make me you nonce?

What did he do now?

He's at the AFCON final surrounded by people waving algerian flags

Wife is Algerian

his wife's algerian

youtu.be/rfFEhd7mk7c

Is this this the most zoomer video on youtube? All those fucks will look back at this in 20 years and be really nostalgic

I always knew he was Nigerian

Obsessed

>AFCON winner scored by a guy called Baghdad

For me, its gram parsons

>Senegal forward Sadio Mane says he would swap his Champions League winning medal with Liverpool for winning the Africa Cup of Nations on Friday.

Mane is finished lads.

the silly cunt

Ah yes, the zooming man's show.

>caring about your country
cringe

Same as real liverpool fans swaping the cl for the premier league title

>Iran has captured two tankers today from UK
Grim. Where the hell is HMS Montrose and HMS Duncan?

was nobody in england expecting retaliation?

Of course they were, but you can't send aircraft carriers and dozens of warships to the area.

bbc.co.uk/sport/av/football/49052482

>ornstein's forfeit for fucking off from the BBC: do some videos with some weirdo cunt

then maybe they shouldn't have started this

Or, or, here's an idea. The EU enforces its own sanctions and not rely on people outside of the EU doing it? Or, drop the EU sanctions. Lets also ignore the fact that Panama tagged the ship seized as a terrorist supporting ship and that's why it was stopped. Panama, you know, nothing to do with us. You're the kind of nonce who complains police enforce laws.

kek

>be in the EU
>know the ship is terrorist supporting
>don't do anything about it
>country leaving EU does something about it
>WAAAAAAAH YOU STARTED IT
Holy cucked.

>take ship from another nation
>that nation takes your ships
oh suprise
>You're the kind of nonce who complains police enforce laws
so now you're the world police? lmao

Aye lad it's the big bad EUs fault yer navy got dabbed on by camelnonces lmao

you're the ones getting cucked by iran
your country is as terrorist as any other, don't forget you were involved in the iraq invasion (and spain too)

The ship was registered under Panama, not Iran. It was heading to Syria. Panama removed its registeration for supporting terrorist activities. The EU, ordering the sanctions, did nothing. The UK did something.

What navy? None of those ships have British nationals on board, nor are they both British registered, one is Liberian and the other is.

BROS THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING
THE OIL IS OURS
GIVE IT BACK

puki

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Your navy you dumbass l2read

your country is a terrorist nation, don't act like you have any moral ground to stand on

That's the thing mate, the seized ships have no oil on them. If you sold the ships for their new price, they'd come to $70m in total. The ship the UK seized was $35m brand new and had $110m worth of oil on board.

Ah yes, we seized a ship with $110m illegal crude oil on board whilst they seized two ships, one not even registered in the UK and both of them having no British nationals on board that were completely empty. Really 'cucked'.

You mean the single ship which has already fired on Iranians but can't defend the entire strait? That one? A single ship isn't a navy.

Seething.

>seething Scatalan
>seething Shitizen
Calm down lads, drink some piss together, you'll be alright. Imagine getting BTFO by a Bong lmao state of you. t. Not a Bong.

One of the ships has been released

Sounds like your navy got dabbed on then

>Be EU
>Be ineffective
>Wonder why people want to leave
Lmao, imagine being the cuck of Germany.

for me it's the iranian revolutionary guard

We're winning bros
SOFT POWER.

nooooo muh world war

You mean NATO?

Someone please shop Danny roses face onto the >Schalke groid

It'll have been the Liberian one if any. I have no idea where you got this info.

K. Keep me posted.

BBC

Every single white person alive.

White people are priceless lad.

Y...you do realise Spain invaded too in the Iraq War, right? You wouldn't be THAT retarded, right? You wouldn't BLOW YOURSELF THE FUCK OUT? Would you?

uk.reuters.com/article/uk-mideast-iran-tanker-britain-mesdar/oil-tanker-mesdar-changes-direction-again-heads-back-into-gulf-refinitiv-idUKKCN1UE2JC?il=0

They will >VAMOS to 3rd.

you should probably read posts properly before embarrassing yourself like this

Soars

read the last sentence of the post you quoted

Can’t be Swedish and not be gay

>Interesting to see that coutinho was important in persuading alisson's family to join

BRING HIM BACK HOME LADS

I'm reminding him.

I am were aware of what you said, I'm reminding you that Spain was just as responsible for it. Let me guess, you blame your PM for the Madrid bombing, right? You're part of the EU and you should have stopped the tanker as per your EU obligations. You didn't. UK did after reports from Panama confirmed it was supporting terrorists. Is the UK perfect? Fuck no. But it did its job to maintain sanctions. Don't like it? Complain to the EU.

No

>manure fan in charge of accusing Liverpool of muh history

Fuck off back to your Ariana Grande concert mancfag

>I'm reminding you that Spain was just as responsible for it
after reading my post that says exactly that lmao
like I said, your country is a terrorist nation, stop using the 'supporting terrorists' and sanctions excuses
probably stopped that ship because the usa told you to do so and you're their lap dog

if coutinho went back to liverpool they would win 4 consecutive champions leagues

>le row z man

>terrorist
Why do leftists throw this word around against the people who originally use it thinking they are clever?
You can dislike a countries foreign policy but that doesn’t make them terrorists unless they do terrorist shit. The US didn’t do terrorism. They didn’t use demonstrations of violence to coerce a political result. They simply coerced the result with violence.

>Wigan flop Andy Delort has won the AFCON with Algeria
Football is weird.

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Fuck off ireland.

>leftist
far from it
>that doesn’t make them terrorists unless they do terrorist shit
like invading foreign nations, killing hundreds of thousands civilians, destroying their infrastructure, killing their leaders... basically what the usa, uk and spain did in iraq
you can't expect that shit to be forgotten or forgiven

Fuck off ireland.

the absolutely shit islam slimani did too

nice to see that his attitude problems aren't reserved for when he's at leicester, he wouldn't let his teammates take the trophy off him and tried to walk off with it

:(

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I second this

Looks cold

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2019_Africa_Cup_of_Nations_squads#Algeria

As did West Ham failure Sofiane Feghouli, Newcastle failure Mehdi Abeid and lower league plodder Adlene Guedioura

How the fuck was the ship terrorist supporting lmao?

Funding terrorism according to Panama.

Why doesn't orstien pay to get that wart removed?

>Everton are ready to challenge Arsenal for 26-year-old Ivory Coast forward Wilfried Zaha, who is rated at £80m by his club Crystal Palace. (Evening Standard)

Manchester United, Everton and Paris St-Germain have contacted Juventus about signing 32-year-old France World Cup winning midfielder Blaise Matuidi. (Le Parisien - in French)

>Manchester United are stepping up their efforts to sign Lazio's Spain-born Serbia midfielder Sergej Milinkovic-Savic. (Mirror)

Liverpool want Augsburg's German left-back Philipp Max, 25, as competition for Andy Robertson. (Sport - in Spanish)

>Tottenham and West Ham are eyeing a move for 25-year-old Real Sociedad and Spain defender Diego Llorente. (El Mundo Deportivo)

Wolverhampton Wanderers want to sign 21-year-old AC Milan and Italy striker Patrick Cutrone, who is valued at about £20m. (Express & Star)

>Tottenham have offered 34-year-old Spain forward Fernando Llorente, whose £100,000-a-week contract has expired, a new one-year deal on reduced terms. (Mail)

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Crystal Palace have made an £8m bid for Everton's 28-year-old Republic of Ireland midfielder James McCarthy. (Sky Sports)

>Chelsea boss Frank Lampard has all but ended Everton's hopes of re-signing French defender Kurt Zouma. The 24-year-old spent last season on loan at Goodison Park. (Mirror)

Former Manchester City forward Edin Dzeko, 33, could leave Roma after three years, with Inter Milan interested in signing the Bosnia-Herzegovina international for £13.5m. (Sportitalia)

>Brighton's French winger Anthony Knockaert, 27, is set to move to Fulham - with the two clubs set close to agreeing a fee. (Argus)

Sheffield United hope to announce they have re-signed Manchester United's England Under-21 keeper Dean Henderson after the 22-year-old helped the Blades win promotion to the Premier League last season. (Sheffield Live)

>Chelsea's 18-year-old Wales defender Ethan Ampadu has had a medical before a move to Germany club RB Leipzig. (Sky Sports)

Belgium side Club Brugge are interested in signing Brighton's 25-year-old South Africa forward Percy Tau, who played at this summer's Africa Cup of Nations. (Argus)

>Derby County are interested in signing Watford's Austrian goalkeeper Daniel Bachmann, 25, on loan. (Derby Telegraph)

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Basically the scar could be worse than the wart. Plus possible nerve damage. Plus there's other memes like 'recognisable feature' and 'distinguishing feature' or some shit.

>£80m for zaha
How much would united get?

>Tottenham have offered 34-year-old Spain forward Fernando Llorente, whose £100,000-a-week contract has expired, a new one-year deal on reduced terms. (Mail)

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Good evening TalkTrans fans, its me user with an obvious bait question you will still fall for;

What IS the update on the Javi Martinez to Liverpool situation?

Liverpool vs Borussia Dortmund in an hour

I'd risk it desu, he probably never gets laid due to that thing

£20m I think? They're on 25% right?

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Still at that point in preseason where it's going to be B teams on both sides though

Have you seen that advert where it's like 'remove it or not' and the woman is shown with a mole/wart smack bang in the middle of her chin under her lip. I'd have removed that one. I wish I had gone to medical school as I'd have become a surgeon to do minor surgery like squeezing boils and removing warts and shit. I really hate them. I have a mile under my eye, a bit like Japanese anime 'dot' but I hate it.

Still might be a comfy /bundes/ crossover though

Yeah, it should still be a comfy watch.

Dortmund's lineup:
Hitz, Piszczek, Toprak, Hummels, Guerreiro; Weigl; Sancho, Brandt, Goetze, Reyna; Alcacer

So maybe 5 or 6 players you could expect to start the first matchday

both teams are reddit and so is /bundes/

If they do is cristiano's legacy tarnished ?

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>Witcher trailer looks like dogshit
Lmao. What a waste.

well the source material is pretty shit too

I didn’t say it would be forgiven or forgotten but it’s not terrorism.

I agree, the books are pretty bad. Full of fetishes tho.

read the first one it was more a collection of stories. Can't remember much but I remember thinking it was bad

He's a seething Scatlan, just ignore him. Filter Spain, Ireland and maybe Sweden and you're pretty good. Oh and Canada. The guy is very clearly buttmad. You know how the left use terms 'fascism and 'nazi' and stuff to dehumanise their opponents? Same here with the term 'terrorism and 'terrorist'.

It's middle of the road fantasy, you don't read it for quality, you read it for the fetishes. Being turned on by horses, lesbian magic rape and so on.

How is invading a foreign nation and killing hundred of thousands civilians and destroying their infrastructure not terrorism? LMAO

Sweetie the only reason we're talking about terrorists is because someone else used the word to justify attacking the irani ship

Can't remember the last time I read a fantasy book that I really enjoyed. Think I've grown out of it or something

>UN Definition
>Criminal acts intended or calculated to provoke a state of terror in the public, a group of persons or particular persons for political purposes are in any circumstance unjustifiable, whatever the considerations of a political, philosophical, ideological, racial, ethnic, religious or any other nature that may be invoked to justify them
Because the intention of those acts was not to terrify, even if that was a side effect. The intent was to achieve their military, economic, and domestic political outcomes. It was war not terrorism. Doesn’t change your moral judgment or mine, but changes your rhetoric.
Sorry, I can’t help it.

Maybe, but I think it’s a genre that’s played out. Who will outdo Tolkien without falling into Gurm’s gratiutousness

Guedioura barely started any games for Forest. Didn't look up to Championship standard last season

>That flag on crouches card
Cringe and yikes from me lad.

I want to see more Hoever and Brewster but the 2nd half is late.

can't say i've heard of a single one of these players

when was the last time he looked up to any professional standard

Like 11 of them are usually in the first team.

You're a bit of a pleb if you haven't heard of 8 of the starting XI

Its actually mental he was getting payed more than eriksen. Eriksen has a fucking weak mind

And by that they mean the Syrian Government and Hezbollah (anti terrorism)

I honestly think the team will improve if he leaves and we get lo celso. Eriksen is really good but we're too dependant on him.

>we
>we're
yikes and cringe

Is lo celso even any good? Why don't they just spend the £70m on Frenandes

I like him, 70m is a lot but from what I gather our economy is actully pretty good

absolutey fucking not. he was a bench player at liverpool, and spent the rest of his career at mid-bottom EPL clubs. he shouldnt have gotten this card. he only got it because he's famousish.

its usually reserved for retiring legends like torres, villa, de rossi etc

>grey

fuck off yank

if he was american he would've spelled it with an a you spastic

>reserved for
nah, EA has been putting out bullshit meme cards for a while now, all in the name of packs

>94325472
almost got me there son

How much is Lukaku actully worth in todays market?

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its an End of an Era card, and an SBC

Goal or assist every 111 minutes in european football

He probably is worth £60-70m if Morata can fetch £52m desu. He'd wreck the shitalian league like Higuain did

More to Utd than anybody else

At his current weight? Less than a McRib
15 lbs lighter? Maybe £90m?

>too slow for italian football
not bloody likely, mate

Just wait til brexit

>implying it'll happen
l m a o

Mate, who the fock are you talking to her like that? You little weirdo if gerrard slipped on his arse at least e's got 1 2 slip on unlike u u skinny twat, ur ass is not even there mate. why are u leavin this comment? you fockin ugly little shit, why r there hillsborough jokes on your profile mate? you think people getting crushed 2 death is funny mate? wish u were at hillsborough mate, a woman wud have touched ur arm and ud have cummed little virgin, the cum wud av filled the paddock cos its 24 years built up, an every1 cud have escaped, football fan wudlnt have lost their lives, wud have gone home smellin of virgin, little virgin, little loser virgin fuck,u leave her alone she ent doin it for attention, doin it cos she loves liverpool, u support fockin arsenal little cunt u are from the midlands mate, fockin cunt stevie is better than lampard mate onlyvirgins think lampard is betta because he a fat cunt and remind them of themselves, u fat virgin arsenal fabregas left u cunt virgin arsenal gooner and a blow up doll spooner virgin cunt mate

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>Spoiler alert: The following contains plot details from Steve Bruce's trilogy of crime thriller novels Striker!, Sweeper! And Defender! If you have the means to get your hands on these out-of-print rarities and don't want to find out how Sherlockian football manager Steve Barnes foils everyone from Irish terrorists to rogue Mossad agents then do not read on…

'Ate dead threads
Luv bumping them.
Simple as.

>MANCHESTER UNITED are closing in on further signings as the summer transfer window rolls on.

>Harry Maguire is finally on the verge of a record deal to Old Trafford, while attention could also turn to a shock £62m move for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Arsenal.

Hilarious thing is, Stan will probably force that transfer through and pocket 95% of it. Getting rid of the player that saved them from 10th.

The Spaniard is right. You're deluding yourselves thinking you're acting on moral code or virtue.
One man's terrorist is another man's freedom fighter etc
Just remember all this before you cry about how we do shit, because we don't give a fuck what anyone thinks.
Also what's with the retard who calls the guy he doesn't like shitizen and the spaniard catalan
Must be a 96er

morning

is this bait?

war IS terrorism

morning laddy. looking forward to some transfers today?

hello

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so what's happening with belle delphine? is she okay?

insta accounts banned

HMRC coming for unpaid taxes

Good thing I stocked up on bathwater when I had the chance

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Prem League Asia Trophy

mum keeps nagging me about flouride in the water. i need to move out next year but this flouride things driving me nuts

Wages

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tell here you'll drink beer instead

>9:30 am Saturday
>promised myself I’d do something this weekend after a particularly hard week of wagecuckery
>sat here shitposting and watching Stevemre videos
>morning already pretty much done and no plans for evening
What you all up to lads? Please tell me you’re not as pathetic as me

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ive gone back to bed

>you will see the International Champions Cup become an actual tournament in your lifetime

day drinking for me

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up for over 24 hours. looks like it's an hour and a half nap to see this man u friendly. hurry up new season

>Tim Krul is only 31
what the fuck

impending >lelds later, lads

bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49047112

>Lys Mousset: Bournemouth striker passes medical at Sheff Utd ahead of £10m move

>signing a continental
well that's them relegated

>losing to Newcastle

Wet spam are finished

their signings have been pure championship tier, and not of the high end variety

was more pointing out the fact mousset would be the only player not from the British Isles in their squad

that's mental desu in this day and age
even down in the conference you'll find teams with two or three

>Wet Spam

Oh yeah theyll be challenging for Europe this season

their fans have gone full retard again after signing haller

especially that mong serbian on here

Clearly they are top 4 challengers

Who /vacation/ here, lads? Having no obligations and being Croatia bound is a good feel

>while attention could also turn to a shock £62m move for Pierre-Emerick Aubameyang from Arsenal.
how is lukaku worth 75 and obama 62?

Going to Barca a week on Monday, pretty excited for it

why the fuck did juve only did a 150mil release clause on delight
watford is paying that in 2 years

based

Man Utd media bias

was it? I'm sure there was a point when it was those 3
go practice your flossing dance, faggot

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Is dabbing still cool? I cant imagine Pogba dabbing this season

Lukaku is only 26

Not really. kids stopped 18 months ago here. They still do it from time to time but much less so.

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Based. Have a good time, user

and already past it

Thanks buddy, enjoy yours

just get him back into everton shape and you could get a nice 5 years out of him

>avfc have agreed a £8.75m deal with Turkish club Kasimpasa for Trezeguet, the Egypt international. Understand the deal for the winger includes significant add-ons. Trezeguet will have a medical this weekend.

If this and Luiz get done then villa have reached premier League squad limit

Been a pretty good transfer window imo

if you like shit players

Roy Hodgson says he is unaware of Wilfried Zaha telling the club he wants to leave and expects the forward to stay at Selhurst Park this summer.

>Mexico striker Javier Hernandez says he is uncertain over his future at West Ham.

Asked about the possibility of signing Paul Pogba from Manchester United this summer, Real Madrid coach Zinedine Zidane told AS: “We have a plan with the club and we'll see what happens.

>Manchester United have rejected a bid of €60m from Inter Milan for Romelu Lukaku, according to Sky sources.

New Roma Coach Paulo Fonseca has reportedly decided which players in his squad will be allowed to be sold, starting with Steven Nzonzi.

>Napoli are pushing to sign Nicolas Pepe and have opened talks with the player, but face competition from the likes of Liverpool, Manchester United and Arsenal.

Juventus have set their price for Moise Kean, according to reports, and will only let him go with a buyback clause.

>Milan are trying to work out a deal with Juventus for Merih Demiral, reports say, but it’s a complicated negotiation.

Milan striker Patrick Cutrone isn’t convinced by a move to Wolves, which could reportedly have an impact on the Angel Correa deal.

>Real Madrid boss Zinedine Zidane has confirmed that Gareth Bale's future remains unresolved.

Jordan Veretout is taking his Roma medical, as he prepares to join from Fiorentina.

>Bordeaux left-back Loris Benito asked about Newcastle rumours: "On the one hand there’s the rumour that the media creates, which has nothing to do with what the reality was."

St Étienne President Bernard Caïazzo on William Saliba’s future: “Everything is on the right track with Arsenal.”

>West Ham United have made an approach for right-back Djibril Sidibé; player is #2 on the Hammers' shortlist, Monaco want €15m

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Decent window. Think we’ve overpaid for most of the players though

Yer maw

Wolves squad: Pic related. Seems that #1 being retired for Carl Ikeme is a permanent thing and not just temporary for last season.

Man City XI: Bravo, Danilo, Stones, Laporte, Zinchenko, Rodrigo, De Bruyne, Bernabe, Poveda-Ocampo, Sane, Sterling
Subs: Grimshaw, Walker, Gundogan, Angelino, Bernardo, D Silva, Nmecha, Touaizi, Pozo, Doyle, A Garcia, Harwood-Bellis, Diounkou, Knight.

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>wet spam
>lellegrini

>He didn't even die

>nathaniel shio hong wan

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bbc.co.uk/sport/football/49043361

>West Ham United Women have signed Australian forward Jacynta Galabadaarachchi from Perth Glory.
What a name.

Her surname is of Sri Lankan origin, if you're wondering.

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I don't think we have, when Dunk is being touted for 45mil I think they're just going to be the average prices you get these days

For me its Jacqui Monchengladbach

>matt target
>17m

bargain desu

twitter.com/BVB/status/1152420707357405186

kek

how is five guys?

Isn't he our only player with premier league experience?

For me? Its Boli Bolingoli-mbombo

Shite

It's like £16 for a burger, you're best off going to spoons

are you a fucking simpleton

>Mexico striker Javier Hernandez says he is uncertain over his future at West Ham.

Liverpool?

>Juventus have set their price for Moise Kean, according to reports, and will only let him go with a buyback clause.

Could be a handy signing for someone, he seems to have a nose for goals

Yes. Think everton were linked. Good pickup if you don't mind the buyback

Liverpool don't really need him do they?

>
Alasdair Gold:
Vincent Janssen is set to leave Tottenham Hotspur in the coming days to make the switch to Mexican side Monterrey.

So he's retiring?

Mings
Grealish
Chester
Elmo
Taylor
Possibly Hause

I've never gotten why you'd accept a buyback. At least with loans you have the relative security of being able to know when you won't have that player anymore. With buybacks, the player could end up leaving at almost any time, and you don't usually even get much money to replace them.

Can players refuse to sign for clubs with a buyback clause? Surely personal details have to be agreed

Because sometimes you could get a player you would never get otherwise

Ofc they can. The buyback is just a bid that has to be accepted by the club.

spending 100m and still ending up with a worse squad than norwich and sheffield united. kek

Mings and Grealish are the only players first team players in that list tbf

If I was Levy Od sell Eriksen for 20p and send him a handwritten note along with another 20p saying "thats whats youre worth potato throated cunt, heres another 20p for your family"

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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WOW GREAT DEAL!!!

big if true

do you not get bored of posting the same fake link and image in every fucking thread

where the hell can I watch preseason games via live stream???

internet

aye but every single place there seems to have gone down

>You should want to play for my cheap shit club REEEEEEEEEEEEE

name 1 which was shut down in the last 1-2 month and I'll post a link

twitter.com/SportingLifeFC/status/1152533758043742208

>Patrick "Sausage Boy" Bamford

>People take this man seriously as a footballer

twitter.com/JakeSanders92/status/1122493259173986304?s=19

no they don't.

that city strip is utterly repulsive
look like ice lollies

I thought so too until a girl told me she liked it a lot and it's actually perfect for women

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>sterling missing a penalty

Out of the fantasy team you go

youtube.com/watch?v=_G1soKzXJUo
cringe

any update on alton towers to 21st century situation?

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pretty sure this guy did a song about selling out back in the day.

what's going on there?

his wife is 2spoopy4me

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alton towers refusing to get with the times and still try to sell you a picture riding a rollercoaster but stupidly put it all on show so you can take a pic yourself

this jobsworth. keke

song for sniff heads if ever I've heard one

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love a bet boost on my acca

i got one without you you pretentious little gremlin, but footybite fyi

Based Brucey

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Foreshadowing them fucking off from the premier league

literally nowt wrong with that

Any news on the "get rid of BOSS" situation?
No china men interest?

Mogolito

How is that a gaffe? Was he microphoned up or something?

You go to china to earn more money. Don't think they'll offer him a better contract.

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lipreading

NEW

So not a gaffe then, just another piece of quality journalism.

>now