/hoc/

go Canes

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based ed

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disavow

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Me on the left

go and retrieve her boj shirt then

>1.8 m
>"tall"

Tall is used in the context of “this is how tall this person is” not “this person is tall”
English is weird like that. Of course maybe you knew this and are just merely feigning ignorance.

>Police officer admits using grieving family's cable TV account to buy porn
cnn.com/2019/07/19/europe/police-officer-tv-porn-intl-scli-gbr/index.html

She wasn’t a fat cow I would have been willing to marry her and let her take half my shit

standards that low eh?

>getting charged with fraud to watch $30 bucks worth of porn
did no one tell him the internet exists?

>buying porn

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I drink my coffee black, to provide a modicum of value to that accursed adjective.

I drink my milk white, to remind myself there is still purity in the world

I prefer when my pucks are black

>Milwaukee Admirals
>naming your team after a fucking brand of electronics
wasted

they should be the Milwaukee Mammoths instead

Red heads are rare where I come from

Looks like it's happening after all lads.

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Africa?

you better get yourself armed, im camping the dropoff location

Pretty much, it’s only 30% white here

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a pretty face is a pretty face, you can always work out to fix the weight issues

no amount of gains or toning will fix your fuggo face though

plastic surgery will

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Fuck you my mom says I’m handsome

Until the kids come out looking like trolls

they can get plastic surgery as well user

A lot of average looking dudes become hot when they lose weight though.

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Funny how Asians so desperately want to look white

D-do they have the downs? I've never seen an Asian kid look that retarded and I lived in mainland China for a year.

Nope. That's just how they look, user.

fuck it's hot

herro, /hoc/

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if you get breathing life into it, it will never die

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Thinking about getting candy

TGIF lads

who ready for /our team/ bourbon?

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>aged 5 years

Knights didn’t even exist when this was barreled. Would not drink.

>vegas bourbon
>from kentucky
makes me think

VERY good point

the owner did this with wine from his winery too desu.

"Kentucky bourbon" might just be the style of the drink, not the actual origin of it.

gonna drink some hoppyboppy mango IPAs, lads. Go avs btw

This is true.

Waiting for Vegas Soÿ™

When the absolute FUCK are the new jersey designs for next season getting released?
So many teams have new thirds or redesigns that they haven't unveiled yet. I feel like last year we'd seen half of the new designs by the draft or in the weeks right after it.
I think Vancouver is the only team to reveal theirs so far.

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Our owner is a based military man from Texas, he would never allow that to happen.

Then it's stupid

>made a correct guess about something to do with alcohol when I don't even drink and know basically nothing about that shit
ha ha got 'em

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58% alcohol
aged 5 minutes

>58% alcohol
god damn it

bootlicking betamax

>750 ML
glad to see vegass is interested in joining the first world

Ed has arrived everyone.

who is ed ITT to you?

everyone with a canadian flag
hes delusional and paranoid

this aligns with my suspicions

>all Kentucky bourbon must be manufactured in Kentucky
>all Buffalo wings must be manufactured in Buffalo
>all California rolls must be manufactured in California
>all Lexington barbecue must be manufactured in Lexington
>all Tex-Mex food must be manufactured in Texas and/or Mexico
>all French fries must be manufactured in France
>all raspberry Danishes must be manufactured in Denmark
>all Swedish meatballs must be manufactured in Sweden
>all Turkish delights must be manufactured in Turkey
Okay, Sven.

Am I Ed?

this would make sense if kentucky bourbon was a specific style of whiskey that had nothing to with the origin of distillation

>manufacturing french fries

my redblacks gonna heem the bombers today lads

say something derisive about the carolina hurricanes and find out

Worst posters on hoc after tripfags

>he doesn't know

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reminder

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worst posters, ahead of tripfags

Im a french fry architect

how can dundon afford a battle for who starts in goal?
where is the value in that?

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>how can dundon afford a battle for who starts in goal?
Not sure what you mean by that, friend.
Hadn't heard about any other starters being brought on this season to challenge Mrazek. The only battle is likely to be for who gets to be the back-up to him.

Doesnt matter, if he loses 5 to 4 then at least he'll be having fun

What does it say about a man who backs into a parking space ?

People are being wayyyyyyy to negative and it’s really not ok. Not just on /hoc/ but on other platforms as well. Some things I’m not a fan of right now:

People complaining about secret sessions. Sam does not owe us secret sessions. Sam does not owe you a secret session. Sam does not owe anybody a secret session. And for people to complain about not getting invited? I get it, I’ve never met Sam, never been noticed, by him or samnation. Would I like to? Of course. But I do not expect it to happen. People complaining about not getting noticed on /hoc/ isn’t ok. Yes, he might see an account and like it multiple times. But I’m guessing he follow those people, or sorts by latest. And the people who don’t get noticed become too bitter to be happy for those who do. On the flip side, notices shouldn’t be a competition. When Sam’s online, obsessively reblogging a post isn’t necessary. What will happen will happen.

People dragging down other celebrities in Sam’s name-stop. We all have crowns. We weren’t happy when Ted fans said Sam copied Ted with the drum line, so we should take the high road and not try and drag Ted for wearing a yellow dress in the wind. Both are fairly universal concepts and neither should be dragged. We don’t get happy when people drag Sam for no reason so we shouldn’t do the same to others. Also, stop spamming emojis. In anybody’s comments, at least the negative ones. I’ve seen & on Doug, Ted, Randy, Ed, Will, and Hal’s social media. Sam was at his lowest point when the movement was launched against him, and we should be kind and respectful enough to not do that to others. If someone speaks out negatively against Sam, take the high road or respectively, kindly, and in a considerate and thoughtful manner state your opinion without harassing another person, whether that be a fan or a celebrity.

reimer wasnt brought on board with his contract to play second fiddle all season
not sure how you missed this

kek

Be respectful of Sam and his relationships-Please for the love of god do not harass Ed. Do not call him names. Do not say “Taylor should be with xyz” or “I liked Sam better with xyz” or “Sam should dump Ed and get back together with xyz”. Sam knows what relationship he wants. We do not. Sam fully knows the inner workings of his past relationships. We do not. This next bit might upset a few people but I feel like it needs to be said. Do not ship Sam with any of his friends, including Karlie Kloss. Sam has stated it makes him uncomfortable. Respect him, and stop. This is the worst on /hoc/.

Just be more kind-people are being mean and unkind over the internet because it’s so easy. I’m sure that in real life they are all nice and lovely people, but being hidden behind a screen makes us forget there are real people on the end. Sam is a real person, and I think people forget that sometimes. He has graciously let us into parts of his life and we shouldn’t try and push into the other parts he doesn’t show us. In real life it’s easier to be kind and positive than negative, but online it’s the other way around. We need to strive to be as nice as we can be.

I hate the rivalry between /hoc/ and reddit stans, the /hoc/ stans are a little too obsessive and competitive, especially when it comes to Sam notices. And Reddit stans are so negative and are kind of up their own asses imo... Reddit stans are constantly in war mode, and will attack for no reason, and /hoc/ stans are too obsessed with Sam just in general. Both will become mobs and attack anyone for not liking one thing Sam does. Like with the Spike, omg I have super super super mixed feelings. I’m not sure if I still want to see it. But I’m worried if I talk about this on Reddit or /hoc/ I’ll be cancelled and labeled as a fake fan.
When did the fandom become this? I’m sure I missed some stuff above too, so feel free to vent in the comments.

I'm not reading that fucking wall of text, bud.

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Very safe and aware of your surroundingspilled.

Reimer's not even likely to be the back-up by the end of training camp. The only way that Nedeljkovic doesn't get that job is if people are worried about his stamina over a full season.
Reimer doesn't end up as starter unless Mrazek, Nedeljkovic, half of the depth chart, and most of the remaining free agent goalies all get in a car accident over the summer. He's not good.

checked but I feel like it's more dangerous to back in when there are cars next to you

Only if you don't know how to drive and park.

sipping pepsi max and thinking about hokki

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youtube.com/watch?v=fZR3ZfesIIw

What annoys me the most are the constant arguments that stans start on /hoc/ (or any other social media), most of which don't make sense. It's very childish. They act like 13-year-olds and when people make fun of them for acting like 13-year-olds, they laugh it off and say something like "lmao looks like we don't age bc we've been 13 forever blah blah blah." That's the reason why people think the Sam fandom is a joke. People don't take them seriously because they like to meddle in every topic and bring up Sam. In the end, Sam gets criticized as well.

so you're saying the canes took on reimer's contract since they werent willing to buyout darling on their own
obviously the hurricanes arent in a cap crunch situation, but spending 3.5mil on a bench warmer isnt a prudent investment

guess we can expect him to be placed on waivers and making a mint to play in the ahl

SAMNATION LOCK IN

>reddit.com/r/TaylorSwift/comments/cf60r1/issues_in_the_fandom/
based and sampilled

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chad

based MsPugLover24

/cric/ is autosaged lads

blessed jannies

It seemed that they traded for Reimer as an emergency measure, just to have somebody who's ostensibly an NHL-level goalie on their roster.
At the time when they made the trade, both of last season's goalies were UFAs, McElhinney had already left, and there was no guarantee that they would get either of the two goalies that they were pursuing at the time (Mrazek and Lehner).
Reimer might end up getting the back-up's job, but I still don't see any way that he becomes the starter. I haven't heard any "official" analysts saying that he might, either.

>obviously the hurricanes arent in a cap crunch situation, but spending 3.5mil on a bench warmer isnt a prudent investment
True. Maybe Hurricanes management sees something in him that I don't.
Or maybe they think that they can flip him and trade him somewhere else. Because the plan is still to have Nedeljkovic in the NHL sooner than later. He's not going to be waiver-exempt forever.

>guess we can expect him to be placed on waivers and making a mint to play in the ahl
Does seem kind of dumb when you put it that way. I don't know what the plan is.
I'd have to guess he's either trade bait for some team that's desperate for a goalie, or insurance against Nedeljkovic not being ready yet.

why haven’t they signed Laine?

trips why

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He's missed the last three contract negotiation meetings because he was playing Fortnite.

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Laine for Risto Laine

>mandrama performers doing the ultimate heel turn on /hoc/'s resident mandrama faggots
holy fucking based

/hoc/ mandrama faggots BTFO

he just did it to work the seething poos and pakis
Thank you based Haitch

>3.5mil
That's a lower cap hit than Darling's stupid contract was, and Darling was buried in the minors last season.
Until he took a fucking "leave of absence." I didn't even know that you could do that.

>I'd have to guess he's either trade bait for some team that's desperate for a goalie, or insurance against Nedeljkovic not being ready yet.
reimer has had enough looks in the league that no one will move an asset for him, so unless hes moving through waivers i'd expect him to finish his contract with carolina

the insurance policy for nedeljkovic does make some sense, but if thats the case expect reimer to get a run at the starter role during training camp, mrazek will likely win that battle, but there is still worth on making the starter slot a competition

its only 650k less, but the term is one less season which may make bearing reimer's contract easier

>The decision came as a surprise, owing to the fact other peculiar sports such as footgolf, sports yoga, model plane flying, capoeira, darts hold recognition.
based putin

More good points. Thanks, lad.

getting thanked by randy confuses me

O&S

youtube.com/watch?v=y-E7_VHLvkE

I'm not Randy. I'm just talking about hockey.

thats exactly what randy would say

Ever notice how Sam will always admit to being Sam but no one ever admits to being Randy?

shut up sam

Because there is no Randy.

yeah, that's cause sam is fucking awesome
hes completed embraced the title of severely autistic manitoban

Ed won't admit to being Ed either.

Hello retard

ed is a moniker that makes no sense
there is no one that is a fan of edmonton going out of their way to mock the relocanes every thread

t. ed

t. ed

ted?

No, but there is a seething Edmongolian who white-knights the Oilers whenever they're mentioned... Ed.

see this is what im talking about
im not from edmonton, nor am i an coilers fangay but you guys need something to blame for being mocked
that guy isnt me, but you associate my posts with him all the same

>that guy isnt me, but you associate my posts with him all the same
hmmmm, what else does this sound like?
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

If you guys all want to have names so fucking bad why don't you just to reddit?

ed is seething lads

this is why i just ignore the ed moniker, its ok i get that its not going away

the difference is that posts associated with randy are ones made in defense of the relocanes

Wonder if he'll end up melting his own igloo with how hot under the collar he gets.

el salvador is based

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Half the time you fucking retards call me Ed now anyway. Also. Wearing the Jets muscle shirt tomorrow. The 45 dollars one. The one I got pissed off about that Saturday morning at the mall.

>erik karlsson getting burned like usual
>8x11.5

Apparently last Saturday I inadvertently met an honest to god fan of the Ted's but I didn't notice because I was on my second bar stop of the afternoon

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What if I told you lads, I can easily tell Sam and Ed apart from anyone else, and I promise I'm not schizophrenic?

I'd believe it.

that is because you associate all posts mocking the hurricanes as ed
its painfully obvious

Goodness, Burns just fucking loves turning his back on the play so that he can't see where the guy he's supposed to be aiming for is going next.

>apart
this is not a randy post

Nah, you're one of the perpetually-seething Toronto faggots.

swing and a miss

>ed is an edmonton fan
We know retard.

>if I just deny it, he can never pin me down because we're on an anonymous imageboard tee hee
You've made yourself obvious.

What if my problem wasn't that I don't understand people but that I don't like them? What if I was the kind of person who was obliged to hurt you for this? I mean physically. I think you'd have to believe afterward, if you could, that agreeing to participate and then backing out at the critical moment was a mistake. Because that's what I'm telling you, as clearly as I can.

>if i just continually associating you with fanbases i despise eventually ill get it right
one method of going about things i guess

is ovi going to come close to getting the scoring record?

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Nobody cares about your franchise, except maybe flim flam fans.

>if i just continually associating you with fanbases i despise eventually ill get it right
>one method of going about things i guess
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
what else does this sound like?
I wonder...

someone cares about the coilers
people love shitting on their situaition

what else does this sound like?

I'll dab on the Oilers whenever they come up in the news on their own, but I don't follow them and look for shit about them beyond that. I usually go right back to forgetting about them.
Well, except for Bulju, but he's really a separate case.

bulju transcends franchises

this

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wish i had an imaginary /hoc/ fren

>NHL star @9Artemi: Putin's time is up, he can no longer distinguish between right and wrong; I don't like the lawlessness.

Based

I'll be your fren, fren.

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not surprising he waited til he signed 7 year 81 million dollar contract to say this

Ovi gonna drop gloves with breadman their next meeting, says so in next season's script

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=hQx0HshTXE8

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remember when smechnikov dropped the gloves with ovi l m a o

hot take: habs

>craps
shannon is such a hack

>it's too early

really?

LOCK HIM UP

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The Hockey Guy proves that hockey fans are so desperate for content they'll literally watch anything.

MMF is the patrician threesome arrangement

thinkin bout a hot pocket. no. two hot pockets

ya gay

IT'S UP
youtube.com/watch?v=_z85gQp8g64

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do you think shannon shills his videos himself?
or is someone out there really going out of their way to advertise for him pro bono

I've noticed the most obnoxious actions are often undertaken without financial compensation.

Do you think Bulju shills himself here?

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while all exposure can lead to monetary compensation, shannon is directly compensated for having people view his videos

so no, i dont think jesse posts images of himself here purely for notoriety

You're right, he probably posts on ylilauta

Shall be watching the next bombers game and drinking a few steveweisers with Sam

>shilling to 27 random dipshits on an anonymous mongolian spear fishing forum
we made the hockey cuck desu

Are you able to understand that other people might have fun shitposting with things that you don't find to be funny, but that they do find funny?

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yes im fully aware of this concept
thg's videos arent meant to be taken in jest however

Going to fucking HEEM the shit out of the next faggot that says sam, ted, ed, randy, or any other made up name

Neither was 9/11 or the burning of the white house in 1814 but here we are.

>yes im fully aware of this concept
>but his videos are inherently not meant to be funny, so nobody on a chinese cartoon imageboard could ever find him to be funny, because it's impossible
So you don't understand the concept, then.

sam, ted, ed, randy,

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and steve from mooronto

Whatever you say, pete

Eating at Zaxbys like a true sunbelter

October cant come soon enough

>when it freezes at night and all the insects die

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wake me up when bulju is traded

saddledome is going away? shame.

Gotta make way for what's coming next.

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more like sneedledome

Calgary Old Town Road Arena

>it's real
the absolute mad lad

Seattle Jeremys

Xheattle Xneeds

Seattle Randys

Beers and Bruce Bringsteen

more like bruce beersteen

Sometimes I think its a shame when I get feeling better when I'm feeling no pain

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Picked up 24 of budlight to watch the ONLY UNDEFEATED TEAM IN THE CFL tonight. Best in the West best in the nation game go blue blue and gold all day bleed blue Bombie gang WW@

Trash beer for a trash """person"""

Sam's enthusiasm is contagious. More people should be like Sam.

Sam is an idiot who thinks his jets only lost because of some satanic conspiracy

I'd be a lot warmer and happier with a belly full of beer

t. Sam

come over to my place friend. the beer is cool and the tunes loud

Thinking about becoming an air hockey star
nytimes.com/2019/07/19/nyregion/air-hockey-nyc.html

My prose isn't on the same level as Sam's.

wish my ridies were undefeated :(

Grim

More like ArgoNOT good haha

which is curious since they won it all 2 seasons ago

I think the next thread should be a "Sam Appreciation Thread".

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Seattle North Stars

You eat ass?

Have sex

Bend over

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Don't eat my ass please

Okay I'll just tickle it with my tongue

Might kick you if you try that

starting to think global warming might be real lads

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It might be August by the time we need a new thread though.

Would rather the thread be dead than it be 300 posts of andy and ned shit flinging back and forth

True, I'll take more Sam posts though.

should i get a subscription to the athletic lads?

t. Sammy boy

I'm not wearing a Jets tank top though.

Never met Sam, but heard a lot about him

I got one when earlier in the month for a 4th of july special, $0.99 for 90 days.

aw fuck it
i'll get one

about to get dabbed on

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Who else would be on the chicano national team besides matt nieto

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One hour "work" , workout, chicken on the barby. Then Wendys FRIDAY NIGHT FOOTBALL ON TSN LETS GOOOOOO

What's it like, living right next to Detroit?

Have any of you played Path of Exile?

very peaceful. the cities are divided by a river and as we all know, niggas can't swim

yes
it went to shit after tencent bought out ggg

Sheeeit, I didn't know they owned em.

sheeeit

Still waiting on my agent to work out a deal, lads

Go Stampies =D

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Just finished picking strawberries what are you guys up to

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Looking good, ted

drinkin a cuppa coffee

Nice: I wish I was eating them

just sitting here

teach me finnish

just let me die /hoc/

That's a shant

Still a lot of shifts to play, lad. And a lot more pucks to get deep and into the back of the net

Hard shan't.

>kirby dach doesnt use the internet
wtf kind of zoomer doesnt go on the internet

Nah... yer a cunt, lad, but yer our cunt...

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a lying one

just let him die you assholes

twitter.com/TSNRyanRishaug/status/1152303052650504192
>Can confirm Lucic has been traded to Flames. Done.

>they actually traded lucic for neal
rip flames neal XD

Do not suggest such things in /hoc/ mister.

>flims

ohnonono

oh no no no no
what were the film flams thinking

>trading for your rival's worst contract that everyone else considers the worst contract in the league
OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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bruh

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BOTH TEAMS LOST LMAO

>CONDITIONAL 1ST
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA

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james neal will awaken to the tune of 25-30 goals

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does this move make more or less Edmonton Cup worthy?

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this is a cap dump

>flames
cam talbot
milan lucic
>oilers
mike smith
james neal
why?

Cool now smith and neal can fight again

OH NO NO NO NO NO NO NO

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Now the Flames will retain salary and trade James Neal to the Golden Knights for Nikita Gusev.

basically swaps. who knows what happens this season

What a twist!

Best teams to end the drought, listed by most basedness:
1. Canucks
2. Jets
3. Oilers
4. Habs
5. [Defunct Franchise Awaiting Relocation]
6. Laffs

If the laffs end the drought it won't even be worth it lads

Theyre called the flames but this trade doesn't seem cool at all

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>dumping 250k worth of space
for what purpose

>basedness
sources: My ass

If the laffs win I’ll never stop shitposting about it. Would be /ho/k/ino

L O L

Based

Apologize to me

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t. laffs

Remember that time Alberta was on fire and Trudeau hired a bunch of African firefighters and they quit

revisionist history

>Sweden

Why are they stealing our rappers, lads? Godless pagan savages desu.

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this but the opposite

@TSNRyanRishaug 5m
Also hearing Puljujarvi will now finally awaken to the tune of 40 goals

based trump bout to win the black vote

>being a JUSTin apologist

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Neal's gone? Based.

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who is apologizing? what you stated is simply untrue

Cant wait for 2020

@realDonaldTrump 2m
Got told by Swedish Prime Minster to gobble his meatballs. Talking to commerce secretary to impose tariffs on @VolvoCars.

>being a fag-grapple fan

>you are now aware that the Penguins couldve had a center depth of Crosby, Malkin, Toews, Staal

wtf im gonna take the redpill now, this is based

Fuck both of you

...

@RealDonaldTrump 6m

Wrestling is gay lol vince can suck my balls

Enjoy your Lucic

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how could they get toews and staal if they were both drafted in 2006

Are the flames fucking retarded?

uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yes

Anticipating the flag we'll see tomorrow

>Rags sign Trouba to a 7 year deal with an AAV of $8 mil

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not if the oilers retained partial lucic salary

Jesus fucking Christ that trade

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holy fuck
what an overpay

my Whalies :)

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lmao for even trying, swedish PM can't do shit about it

>overpay for TWO players

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LGTSS
>floms
>rags

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What the hell is calgary even thinking if this is 1 for 1.

>TROUBA IS THE 6TH HIGHEST PAID DEFENSEMAN IN THE LEAGUE

>RAGS

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>rags

>rags
>over $2m over cap
pick both

if there is no retention, and no possible expansion draft implications, this is full retard by calgayry

>rags

flammies got a conditional first too

>rags

>rags

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>rags

Shit team
Shit fans
Shit franchise

>rags
How he king with no ring?

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how do the >rags have 2 NHL players and end up 2 mil over the cap?

just read the news

AHAHAHAHA 8 OVER 7 YEARS FOR JACOB TROUBA??? YOU PEOPLE ARE FUCKING THE CAP

SUCK MY DICK RAGS

>rags think they are rebuilt now
LMAO IMAGINE THINKING THIS

there better be retention or Calgary is gonna erupt

>rags

Lucic for Neal is a good deal. Hopefully he can get his groove back. All he has to do is be ready for the pass. Too many times last season Lucic whiffed on tap-ins. Also The Markham Thunder are uploading full games from the 2017-18 and maybe 2018-19 season onto YouTube so if you NEED hockey to watch it's there.

isles are NY's team lol
fuck the rags

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buchnevich and lemiuex are still RFAs
wtf are they doing

who is getting traded now?

rumors of lucic + bulju for neal

Also good. Pulju has no hockey sense so it doesnt matter anyways. Dude is rarted

kys weebshit

>games are on MSG network (some cuck shit there)
>cant decide what arena to play in
>haven't won anything in almost 40 years

The islanders fans delusions are fantastic

Drinking vodka mixed with carbonated water

Enjoy being a woman

wait is it 8 mil cap hit or 7?

fuck the isles
fuck the rags

@TSNBobMcKenzie 27s ago
.,,c
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Hepl me
Stroke

@TSNBobMcKenzie 2m ago
Ny head hurting. Need lah doen now.

@TSNBobMcKenzie 4m ago
Hearing rumours Gretzky personally called Bulju and has allowed him to use the number 99. Wow.

I don't drink either of those things.

>cant decide what arena to play in
new arena soon

How can you stomach such a combination? That's worse than drinking it straight

8M
>rags

Nobody cares

Drinking vodka mixed with more vodka

>94322774
(you) clearly do.

ctvnews.ca/mobile/canada/south-african-firefighters-land-in-johannesburg-after-fort-mac-pay-dispute-1.2945018
Remember when Trudeau hired a bunch of African firefighters and they left after two weeks

Remember when people said Trump said he wouldn’t try to start a war but HRC would? Funny how he’s trying to start one just in time for re election. Should be fun seeing the Trumpkids try spinning this one

Reminder to report all off-topic posts.

which country are we going to war with? i cant follow all this this anymore.

No it's actually refreshing as fuck
I'm not talking about any flavored carbonated water, just some vodka and pure carbonated water

Based Hall of Farmer working this mark in his sleep

>5 year nmc
wowee

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didnt need this reminder but hopefully these faggots get banned

That's not how this works

Flams fan here
Going to drink heavily tonight

@PierreMcGuireNBC 2m ago
sidney corsby hot big ass pic's sweaty

@PierreMcGuireNBC 4m
Lucic to Calgary. Neal to Edmonton. Wow. More details to come.

@PierreMcGuireNBC 2hr ago
Shea Weber played for the Kelowna Rockets.

based bobby margarita

how big is the whaling industry in Hartford

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Like always.

They were called whalers because of their women.

calm down user we haven't heard the full terms of the deal yet. it could be good for us

>Connecticut used to be in the NHL
Well its better than the fucking sunbelt

cope

Not an argument

>muh sunbelt

>tfw no Whalers ice girl gf

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Got a new light in my case of beer comes with letters so you can make like a light up billboard. thinking of spelling the n word or GO JETS GO

>trouba
>overpay
he's a first pairing RHD you tards. the term isn't very good, though

fuck the sunbelt laddies

What the shit? That Trouba contract. WTF ARE THEY THINKING!?!?

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>front and back flat as a board
hnnnnnnnnnng

>rags' perennial failure with a team that failed to ever land a real 1C like every other playoff team
>rebuilding again without a real 1C
what's the point

clearly a 13 year old boy

actually nvm trouba is only 25, that's a pretty good contract. you niggers are dumb

Nah he's a second pairing at best
>rags

t. homosexual

This man knows what's up. Athletic qts > hogs.

According to /hoc/, every trade is bad, every signing (money and/or term) is bad, and every player is a bust.
Based retards.

its the /hoc/ way m8

according to /hoc/
>rags
>rags
>rags
>rags

And the only guy in the league who isn't a bust is Bulju.

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you underrate zibanijad

>ebbeling pharmacy
Wow. Right by my favorite YMCA to swim at

>hurr it's just memes
no, some of you are legitimately retarded

I knew a girl that looks exactly that shape except her face is recessed and she wears glasses and I can't be fucked to reproduce with a genetic dead end

Sam is so fucking unfunny that I wish I could just filter Manitoba

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Worked by big dimes sports mega fan

XD

KEK $9m A YEAR FOR A FUCKING 2ND LINE DEFENSEMAN

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Make sure to shave your body hair off for a swimming hack

>rags

isles defense is 100000 times better than the rags lmaooo

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Did my legs yesterday lad

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wrong again ragfag. there are solid deals that don’t get much attention at all. The ones that do get attention are typically steals or just utter shit

Hey look I'm a boomer

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>soilers had to add in a conditional first just to give up lucic
the state of that team

Get your arms and pits too. Ask Randy to do your back he’s a fag and would like it

ha ha mooooo

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>get the better player
>lose a conditional first
they dont mind it the oilels. they could do well given how holland is constructing now

>muh shotblocking
>muh overachievering goalie duo
islels gonna be the first ever nhl team to go from dead last in GA to best GA right back to being worst GA

>retain salary as well
constructing what, exactly?

you want me to laugh at you in april?

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Seriously what the fuck is wrong with Sweden. You can get away with rape, grande attacks and burning cars but if you beat up a refugee you get jailed.

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>the weebtard things varly will work as hard as lehner
ill be the one laughing

>things
durr thinging hard...

>straight 1 for 1 lucic for neal
holy fuck flames what are you doing

heres your (you), free of charge

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77 days...

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>1 vs 1
soilers add in a conditional 1st and retain some of lucics salary

Based Oilers will now trade the new guy and bulju in a package deal to dump the cap space and sign a good forward

pic related

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Fap magic doesn't even work with Chicago anymore, what makes them think it'll work in Winnipeg?

Reminder the best defense in hockey is Columbus
Undisputed
Ryan. Murray and David savard would be a top line pairing in most teams

Can you trade retained salary? Could the Oilers trade McDavid but part of the deal is someone else takes on the burden of paying lucic? Please respond

>Reminder the best defense in hockey is Columbus
>Undisputed
No.
Slavin, Pesce, Faulk, Hamilton, TVR, and either Fleury or the Bean Man.

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It was better last year with de Haan.

Probably with a third team involved somehow

You're both wrong

I don't have to be right, I just have to be more right than the retard from Ohio.

I want to start watching NHL. In my country's league I cheer for hometown team. But now I must pick team for NHL. So I ask: what is the best team? Thank you.

You're fucking stupid

At a Mongolian (Finnish) barbecue tonight

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The Edmonton Oilers

Flames are gonna retain another 10% and then trade him for Eriksson and another pick or prospect. Otherwise they i have no idea what the fuck they are doing.

When did leaving your feet to throw a hit stop being a penalty?

Thank you

Seattle

Up 13-0 against jets after two. Laines -8. Trying to tank his value so I can trade for him

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nhl 19 im guessing. i saw the gameplay trailer for nhl 20. it looks promising but still not for PC so I can't be bothered picking it up

Nucks, Elias Pettersen is their golden boy at the moment.

this is me as well

18. I'll probably buy 20 since I'm a ps4 Chad. I only use my computer for writing. Im a writer. I also use it for playing VNs but only when I'm home alone

oh nonononono

Im hungry, lads

/hoc/, I need something specific, and I apologize right up front
"/hoc/'s take on the Panarin Situation"
Is someone out there ready to give a short, solid shart of was /hoc/ is thinking about Vladimir and Artemi
>what if Vlad read the whole article and thought Panarin was right?
is it time to prepare the polonium?

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>I could really go for a soup and sandwich right now...

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>"you shall not pass"

Ken Holland telling McDavid to shoot more

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>rangs

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puttin has been getting shit on for years now, it's really nothing new. most russians are just too chicken shit to say anything

>rumours about the wongs/blots doing a deal for Point

intredasting

one of these days, imma fuck that onion ring

Settle down Ed. Have fun with James Neal ya dummy.

Based, nothing better than seeongva girl get pumped while sucking off another.

Ovi immediately springs to mind
he's got nothing to say though cause he's to busy with his promoters and trying to selling papa johns

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I believe in (You), user
>You got great energy

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not happening. blots don't have the space to get anyone in return, which means if something actually does go through the wongs are trading their best prospects and a top draft pick for point

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thanks

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i think ovis father in law is close to putin or the upper tier of the government or something like that so he doesnt say anything about him

EHM is better.

got my tv lads
:)

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Panarin doesnt give a shit. If you read his actual history he grew up dirt poor and it's a miracle he ever made it out of the shithole mining town he grew up in. He's never going back.

based redditor

that makes sense
has anyone from the Motherland posted recently?
can the regular pleb in the street still read the channel there?

he once said he sides with putin, but that's about it. if you think about it russia is just a beta version of china, there's plenty of russians that don't like putin

He literally started a Putin fan club

Too easy to win there tbqh

>He literally started a Putin fan club
And?
Putin scored 10 unassisted goals while sitting on the bench

me on the bottom (the pumpkin)

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do you work for a magazine or just do stock articles on the web?
I once was looking into working for someone at SI as a ghost writer and editor
>and that was just before I realized what a quagmire of conflict it was going to be, so I backed out immediately

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youtu.be/cgbI55HdqQs

>tall athletic build
>lovely long legs
>firm butt
>golden hair
if she didn't larp as a whalers fan she would be the perfect girl

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I don't now if I wanna get the NHL20, ewe guise

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i'm torn because it has one of my leafies on the cover BUT it'll likely be the last game to not include seattle

you just had to bring me up, didn't you, you motherfucker

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Just wait for the next gen lad

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>russia is just a beta version of china
what would the Alpha version of China be, then

One bong and 56 bing until leafegg

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Make your own game thread please

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Is Australian Hokkei League still on?

Cause this one so busy, right???

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Maybe youll attract some football fans to join you instead of talking to yourself for 3 hours

yep. its broadcast and archived on youtube

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make a new thread or i will make a gay one

boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/94324628https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/94324628https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/94324628https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/94324628https://boards.4channel.org/sp/thread/9432462894324628

I'm on it

>one team got just 1 point in 20 games

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China retard

Non fuck up thread

fucking disgusting, shan't

I'll be in here