/bundes/ granate soon©

Muh Bayern posting edition

>Besonders mit dem deutschen Rekordmeister aus München wird Havertz immer wieder in Verbindung gebracht. „Ich weiß jetzt wirklich noch nicht, ob der FC Bayern für mich der nächste und richtige Schritt ist“, gab das Offensivtalent zu. „Ich weiß auch nicht, ob nicht eher das Ausland für mich infrage kommen würde. Ich mache mir derzeit wirklich nicht allzu viele Gedanken darüber.“ Auf die Frage, ob er sich einen Wechsel zu den Bayern zutrauen würde, sagte Havertz: „Dieses Selbstvertrauen habe ich, ja. Aber dasselbe gilt auch für andere Vereine.“

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>Gleichwohl wird sich Schmadtke nun überlegen müssen, ob er im Offensivbereich noch einmal tätig werden muss - losgelöst von einem möglichen Abgang des wechselwilligen Josip Brekalo. Bislang hieß es, dass der VfL nur noch mal einkaufen kann, wenn er zuvor Spieler - neben Brekalo dürften auch Jeffrey Bruma und der zur U23 degradierte Paul Georges Ntep den Klub verlassen - von der Gehaltsliste bekommt. Ein bekannter Kandidat, der bereits intensive Gespräche mit den Wolfsburger Machern geführt hat, ist Dortmunds Maximilian Philipp. Der variable Offensivmann wäre ein geeigneter Ginczek-Ersatz, er soll für eine Ablöse knapp unter 20 Millionen Euro zu haben sein.

>Adi Hütters Eintracht bietet 10 Millionen, um den zuerst nur ausgeliehenen Hinteregger aus seinem Vertrag bei Augsburg rauszukaufen. Augsburg fordert derzeit 13 Millionen.

>Mitten in diesem Verhandlungskrimi setzt Hinteregger ein Zeichen, und zwar ein äußerst provokantes. Wie die deutsche „BILD“ berichtet, hat der Österreicher den Termin für das neue Augsburg-Teamfoto einfach geschwänzt. Der 26-Jährige will sich offenbar nach Frankfurt schwänzen.

>Das wochenlange Pokern hat sich gelohnt, Manager Max Eberl (45) hat jetzt endlich sein Ass bekommen. BILD weiß: Am Montag wird Marcus Thuram (21) für 13 Mio Euro Ablöse Borusse.

>Gestern um 14.05 Uhr teilte der Manager Trainer Marco Rose (42) mit, dass der Transfer durch ist.

>Der Coach freut sich auf den neuen Offensivspieler: „In Guingamp und in der französischen U21 ist er oft auch über die linke Seite gekommen. Wenn wir Marcus mit Tempo vors Tor bringen, kann das eine richtig gute Sache werden.“

>Er wurde in Solingen geboren, einen deutschen Pass hat Kevin Kampl (28) aber bisher nicht. Das soll sich jetzt ändern!
>Der Slowene zu BILD: „Jetzt, wo ich aus der Nationalelf zurückgetreten bin, ist das ein Thema. Ich bin hier geboren und aufgewachsen. Ich möchte ja auch später gerne hier leben. Und ich fühle mich als Deutscher. Bei meiner Geburt hätte ich die doppelte Staatsbürgerschaft haben können. Aber da haben wir es nicht thematisiert.“
Why you do this to me Kampl

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>Er wurde in Solingen geboren

>that makes him german
tips
I was hoping he might still return to play for our NT in the future but I guess not now. Hopefully this is some 200 IQ move to avoid taxes here or something

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>speaks German
>German name
>born in Germany
>looks German
Yeah, hes clearly from Slovakia.

Kampl is a fairly common surname here as well and Kevin is a universal name for weird kids

You ruined the greentext streak. Shame on you

based Kampl

poor Slovenia
Why did he quit the NT? Had something to do with problems in the medical department, right?

>complains about ruining meme arrow streak
>doesn't greetext himself
shiggy diggy
>Why did he quit the NT? Had something to do with problems in the medical department, right?
Nah it was over poor management and corruption of our FA. I fully support him quitting, I was just hoping it will only be for a year or two as a warning, but sadly other players weren't as strong minded to follow the example. Especially Oblak who should have boycotted the NT as well

wat do you mean
kampl was austrian all along

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>„Die Überraschung“ auf der Kandidatenliste des FC Barcelona ist David Alaba (27, Foto) vom FC Bayern München. Dieses Thema ziert die Titelseite der in Barcelona ansässigen Sportzeitung „Mundo Deportivo“. Demnach will Barça mit der Verpflichtung des Österreichers für Konkurrenzkampf auf der Position des Linksverteidigers sorgen.

Alaba's contract runs until 2021. Bayern's exodus might begin soon. Lets see who jumps ship first.

>Weiß nicht, ob der FC Bayern für mich der richtige Schritt ist
-Kai Havertz

OH NONONONONONONOO

>Teammanager Pep Guardiola vom englischen Fußballmeister Manchester City hat in der Causa Leroy Sané weiterhin nichts vom deutschen Rekordmeister Bayern München gehört.
>Das bestätigte der frühere Bayern-Coach in Shanghai. "Seit langer Zeit reden sie über ihr Interesse an Leroy Sane", sagte Guardiola. Eine Kontaktaufnahme habe es aber immer noch nicht gegeben.
>Zudem bekräftigte der Spanier seinen Wunsch, Sané auch weiterhin in seinem Kader halten zu können.

OH NÖNÖNÖNÖNÖNÖNÖ

I see, it must suck to be slovenian, seeing your best outfield player retiring at 26

>Barcelona have looked at David Alaba but ruled him out a few weeks ago with negotiations impossible to open. His contract ends in 2021 so next summer he might be an option again if he doesn't renew.
maybe next season

>Kampl is a fairly common surname here
Because you're all Germans larping as slavs, mate. Like how Austrians are Germans larping as non-German Germans.

>it must suck to be slovenian
It does
>seeing your best outfield player retiring at 26
Oh that too yes...

>I suffer in Slovenia

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Imagine the Mücken

>Die Staatsanwaltschaft Essen hatte Ende Mai 2019 gegen drei Anhänger des FC Schalke 04 Anklage erhoben. Dabei war es um die Vorfälle am Rande des Achtelfinal-Hinspiels der Champions League am 20. Februar gegen Manchester City gegangen (2:3), wobei dem Hauptangeklagten versuchter Mord vorgeworfen wurde. Nun verkündete das Landgericht Essen in einer Mitteilung, dass der Anhänger sich nicht wegen Mordes zu verantworten hat.

imagine the outrage if this happened with liverpool

*had

didbayernsignagranteyet.com

mfw yet another Bayern bundes, now with extra reddit op

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be the change you want to see

Outrage junkies dont want change.

>Der 1. FC Köln ist auf der Suche nach einem weiteren defensiven Mittelfeldspieler und könnte nun beim HSC Montpellier fündig geworden sein. Ellyes Skhiri, der mit der tunesischen Nationalmannschaft bis gestern Abend noch beim Afrika-Cup im Einsatz war, soll nach Birger Verstraete der zweite Neuzugang auf der Sechs werden.

hi /bundes/

my club is playing against hannover in a pregame tomorrow

i can just buy tickets at the stadium right? shouldnt be a problem?

>Diadie Samassekou wird nach dem Afrika Cup nochmals nach Salzburg zurückkommen - so viel ist sicher. Wahrscheinlich jedoch nur zum Kofferpacken. Laut „Krone“-Info ist zwar ein Liverpool-Deal vom Tisch, weil Ex-Bulle Naby Keita Champions League-Sieger Liverpool vorläufig erhalten bleibt. Dafür scheint Dortmund beim Mittelfeld-Herzen der Bullen ernst machen zu wollen: Wenn der wie Samassekou 23 Jahre alte Julian Weigl den BVB verlässt, soll der Weg für den Mali-Teamkicker frei sein.

Who's watching 1860 - preußen Münster tonight?
/Dritteliga/ is my fetish

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>Groningen-Tickets: Am kommenden Samstag empfangen unsere Roten im letzten Härtetest vor dem Saisonstart den FC Groningen im Eilenriedestadion. Anpfiff der Partie gegen den niederländischen Erstligisten, der jüngst Ex-96-Stürmer Charlison Benschop verpflichtet hat, ist um 15 Uhr. Tickets (12 Euro, ermäßigt 8 Euro) für die Partie bekommt ihr in unseren beiden 96-Fanshops an der HDI Arena und in der City am Kröpcke.

I would very much welcome the change of you killing yourself, reddit fa

danke freund!

Couldn't find that anywhere!

Have fun.

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>/Dritteliga/ is my fetish
who is your favorite?

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This is the thread

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why would you do me like this

>t. definitely not a green voter

>overrating Chemnitz like that
and what is going on with Monnim and Würzburgo?

where is it broadcasted fren

I am from Ingolstadt, so 1860 ofc

>where is it broadcasted fren
magenta sport :(

just saw my free 24 months are running out this month
guess that means I can watch two matchdays

So who's replacing Robbery? Some random paceniggers?

ref bribery will be the real granate

Draxler

van de Beek

>discount Ribéry on the left side
>discount LCIM on the right side
makes sense

>Klopp über den BVB: "Brettstarker Kader"
affengeil! der kult kloppo.

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>hier kommt Kurt
>ohne Helm und ohne Gurt
>hier kommt Kurt

>(unlikely as of now)
the plot thickens, user called it weeks ago and I'm glad I 3d-printed his post

Sinan Kurt?

Is 3D-printing 2D images the final solution to the waifu question?

>getting BTFO by Stuttgart
state of Freiburg

RB - Galatasaray in 50 bings

Who’s the Bundesliga’s BOSS?

Nailsmeme probably doesn't even eat Döner.

Schürrle

Will Müller go back to farming?

see

he'll keep farming the customer €€€

VAR

based
last line is „einfach kurt“ tho

>VAR
based

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oh boy, now I'm mad

>Jürgen #Klopp: "Mats #Hummels is the best German centre-back. I was happy about his return to Dortmund. That just fits." [Bild] #BVB
geisteskrank

brettstark

mats? is‘n brett. brutal gut

>implying Boateng, Süle or Tah are better

user what if eating black albinos actually give you powers?

>Mfw people forget Rudiger exists

>he rates Rude Nigger

They forgot him and Mustafi for a good reason.

and that's a good thing. that the fact that EPLelers actually rate him tells more about the state of their league than Rüdigger.

>the leipzig livestream has 27k viewers
wtf, it was 4k against zurich

btw, if you're tired of the shitposting come and watch the first round of the Austrian cup on Youtube
youtube.com/channel/UCstgr1we_9_nsgTmu-x20WQ/featured

Currently it's just Anif (3rd league) vs Sturm (1st division), but later there will be many comfy regional division grounds on display

turks gonna turk

youtube.com/watch?v=VZRBM8yTUZU

>02:00 MESZ
fick ab

>why yes, I stay up until 2AM for meaningless burger pandering friendlies

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warum soo späääääät!

nice tits on ARD

anyone any news on granaten?
yesterday the tm bauern thought neymar to bayern would be a realistic transfer.
thoughts?

>fat bitch with hanging sacks stuffed into a dirndl
>muh mice tits
wie niveaulos
no standards
bet youre a virgin

hello /bundes/ is this /bundes/ i nEED TO KNOW!!!!
also >pic related:
c======3

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You want delusion? Ill give you tm delusion.
>Ich bin weiterhin optimistisch was die Winger-Positionen angeht. Sané wird kommen. City möchte allerdings vorher den Nachfolger verpflichten, daher dauert es noch ein bisschen...

>Und/Oder: Neymar ist der zusätzliche Dominostein

>Neymar wechselt zu Barca: Dembelé oder Coutinho kommt zum FCB

>Neymar wechselt zu Real: Asensio oder Vinicius kommt zum FCB

>Neymar wechselt zu City: Sané kommt zu uns

>Neymar wechselt zu Juve: Dybala oder Bernardeschi kommt zu uns

>Ich halte alle Varianten für nicht ganz so unwahrscheinlich, denn: Neymar wechselt und keiner kann ihn bezahlen können ohne vorher Geld reinzuholen.

>be Frankfurt
>want to sign Hinteregger
>offer 10m
>Augsburg say no, knowing that Frankfurt has money from selling Jovic
>don't increase your offer hoping that Hinteregger will Affenzirkus his way out
>sell Haller for another 45m
>still don't meet Augsburg demands
>Hinteregger currently doing the Affenzirkus
>#h-hintiarmy
>#f-freehinti
And of top of it they won't get Trapp either

the absolute state of nailsmeme

jej

based tm bauern retardation

how does Affenzirkus? Because he didnt want to be on the Mannschaftsfoto?
Last thing I read was that the new coach said Hinteregger is absolutely professional and is training like normal

what happened?

it’s utterly cringe that hinti shit

how is gala even in the lead? they are awful

I wasn't following Bundes for quite a while and holy shit I can't believe Pizzaro is still playing top tier football. What an absolute unit of a man. Does he come in from the bench or?

Leipzig-Gala and its 0-1

I like big breasts on women.

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RIP le hair man

pukki just scored against schalke

usually, yes
memed Leipzig on the last matchday

oy vey

he does come in from the bench, but he also comes in your mom.

overcompensating gay boi

100th for Union Berlin

heresyour (you)

overcompensating pedo

sorry to disappoint you but I'm actually overcompensating an oedipal complex, not homosexuality

>still an eternity until the CL draw is in
ree

have sex with a man
that’s what you really want

NGUBU TIME

the new season just got underway btw

>that feeekick
BULLED

das dreifache Bullchen

Julian Brandt is so cute
>that's my only input

>Turkish defending

>Want to buy the new HSV jersey
>90€
Yeah no lol fucking jews

>buying jerseys unironically

My father bought one for me around 13 years ago but I have never bought one myself. I would kinda like one tbqh but 90€ is too.

should I look in some czech fidschi shop if I can get one for 20€ or so

>Saxonian Goalkeeping

>1. FC Kerber fired her coach

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>1860

>Malte Metzelder
the brothers look alike

stop drinking at such early hours baka

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I will say this Magenta Stream thing looks nice with its 60fps

>RB Leipzig steht unmittelbar vor der Verpflichtung von Ethan Ampadu. Der Waliser steht derzeit beim FC Chelsea unter Vertrag (bis 2023), befindet sich aber schon beim Medizincheck bei RB.
on loan

the absolute state of this guy

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>loaning unkempt David Luiz

jesus dat fucking 12-year-old beard

so what are you lads doing on this nice Friday evening at the eve of another war in the middle east?

browsing /pol/ waiting for the happening

ich geh heut Nacht zur Diskothek

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Watching Sion-Basel

It's shit, but it's competitive football

qt satania poster, where can I dm you?
what did I miss?

watch 1860 v Monster Münster
and AFCON later

Iran seized a British-flagged tanker near the Strait of Hormuz

>watch 1860 v Monster Münster
That honestly sounds even worse

it's fine
you get to see german legends such as Sascha Mölders

watch Maidenscastle vs Brownsilence tomorrow instead, that's the superior match this weekend

I get to watch potential future Bundesliga players in Sion-Basel

what is a dm senpai?

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looks dope

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Zambrano soon

>being a hsv fan
yikes

I don't really like the pink jersey and I would like oen from this season because this is the season hsv is getting back up 1st bundes

also functions as a Warnweste for car accidents

fugggg
a place where we can chat, I'm lonely and going to be drunk

thats what you get for posting anime, you get hit on by gay dutch men

>Sion-Basel
more like slon - rüssel, amirite?

I am straight, you dumb idiot

>Mölders
elmo

KEK now that is something new i must admit
ah yes, i googled it. the only place where i can do that is xing but i rather not lol. gonna drink too today so maybe i'll go on another blogpost rampage here again.

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Based
Rude

>hurr durr 3. Liga gets all the attention today
>opener is literally two /bundes/ founding members
>The First doesn't broadcast it
>the live match broadcasted will be played tomorrow in the evening
seems like the Lügenpresse and the Fußballmafia had quite some misunderstanding

number 14 of germany is about 80% legs. Unsure whether i like it or not.

faggot

Africa cup Final just started. Algeria - Senegal.

DAZN video is oddly choppy (sound is fine)
what do

for me it's sporting cp

>Der Negerpokal wird zwischen Ärzten und Ingenieuren ausgespielt
For me, it's the Fachkräfte

Same boat bro. Watching on Dazn.

t. NEET

Goddamn Mané carrying this shitheap.

I enabled bandwidth saving mode for WLAN, runs fine with that, obv lower quality

denmark, any update on your methanol KPI's for Q2?

Unironically, what is wrong with people on tm?

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>Stellen Sie sich den Respekt von tausend Fürsten vor

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limassol

I think any self-respecting man wouldnt get themselves into such a situation.

Works fine now. Mustve been DAZN's problem.

twitter.com/rammdoc/status/1152287973515431940
kek

thanks for the info
still getting chops though

Sarr getting murderballed before he even joins Gladbach.

It's more like you shouldn't go in expecting something out of it. That's just plain dumb and unfair to her.

Nur der HSV!

1860 will be promoted to top flight earlier than H*mburg

>top flight
>>>/england/

HSV will win 2nd bundes next year.

this except they won't

alright, see you there

number 7 stomping ankles and jumping at loose balls constantly. Really like her cerebral playing style.

>her
the bf is the real victim here

that friendly fire clit kick, ouch.

it just hit me. the perception of time as a means to discriminate between men. those with similar speed find together. those with different speeds repel each other.

time here
I think I'm gonna hit you again

apologize for the Jacob Italiano thing

aint got no time for your shit HAHAHAHAHAHA

Straight up murder balling the poor Senegalese. Mané and Sarr get fouled every single time they get the ball.

Fuck off

based

I hardly drink these days

B A S E D
A
S
E
D

yeah I also drink hard these days

hello

this belgian team is pure garbs

ugh

this africa cup game is boring as shit >_

Diese Algerier sind eine dreckige Treterbande. Literally the >Schalke of Africa.

why would anyone watch that shitty cup?

I mean, people watched the WWC.

This ref is beyond trash.

wanna give that goalie in pain a hug D: D: D:

not much else to do tßqh uezs familie

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ribery lmao

>1/4 jahr verschwendet
h-haha, ja nur 1/4 jahr, mehr nicht. spätestens dann kommt man zur vernunft und lässt dich nciht mehr an der nase rumführen von der frau.... :(

jacob italiano!

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>babymen give that garbage poster attention just because he pretends to be female
yikes and virginpilled

update me on the garantensituation
any cool signings?

herman is soooooooooooo mad

>Literally the >Schalke of Africa
Wenn du jemals in Gelsenkirchen hast, dann weißt du, dass >Schalke auch das Algerien Deutschlands ist.
>inb4 "Das sind aber alles Türken!"
Ich sehe keinen großen Unterschied darin, ob ein Kameltreiber jetzt Ziegen oder Schafe fickt

>ynr herman getting rejected by denmark during /bundes/ summercamp 2015

dominoes fell off the table, rooms too dark so sali is looking for his torch uli is looking for his wurstsandwich that also fell off the table.

Drinking hardly? Now that's my omi!

I only watched semi-final and final because my country was playing, heck the final was REALLY bad
play a game!

Made me chuckle.

hahahahahahahah il ITALIANO mamma mia!!

Based

apologize for Jacob Italiano

turks even think they're superior to kurds and it drives them mad when we can't tell the difference lel

>Austrians
>aka hungry germans
>aka hermans
>mfw

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apologize already

ruhe hier jz tommy

jacob!

this lel
>English humour
Ausländer raus aus /bundes/!
also these

>foreigners
again, how fucking new?
february 2019?
april 2019?

>Algeria won
imagine being a French policeman right now

it was a rigged game from the start for them. either way, france loses.

jz 0n heben oder was

what's the best OS to get?

(obviously only GuhNoo slash Liniks distributions or Free BSD)

if you're no wannabe tryhard nerd then ubuntu, end of story

Dualboot Debian and CAElinux

install Arsch you boomers

i use arch btw

>overcompensating gay boi
Anonette? Isn Brett.

of course you do.
*flips kernel*

Makes me appreciate that Turks are in UEFA where the rest of us puts them in their place

Was mich gerade total überrascht ist einen Autokorso in Frankfurt zu hören.
Das ist einfach das Tolle daran. Egal wer du bist, egal woher du kommst - Fußball ist das was uns über alle Grenzen hinweg verbindet und mit Emotionen erfüllt.

where do I unsubscribe?

apologize

jacob hahahahahahah stop it mate

>menshealth.de/artikel/schweissflecken-vermeiden.245241.html
what a shit tier article, regret having read that

its almost as if its co-ordinated butthurt
who would co-ordinate their butthurt?

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well indeed (((who))) could it be

jacob italiano? isn brett

*gazes*

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IS that mario?

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did your world view just shatter?

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its really easy to shoop this just admit i expoesed u jacob LMAO

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>when cornered, the deluded turn to their comforters of two dimensional plains and then become even more stubborn

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA see i told u i was hardcore
gay

>i was hardcore
yes because I just posted again to disprove myself, and then posted again 7 seconds later to disprove that.

losing your grip on reality there I see

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Great post.
Another great post.

man stop with your tech mumbo jumbo and get to the point im gonna go sleep now lmao cya suckers

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OFFTOPIC REEEEEE

it was a present from janny because this thread wont be here tomorrow so the autosage stopped.

oh and GO TO BED

in Leipzig

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I feel lonely, /bundes/

me too lad

yeah but you're dutch so you're icky

okay, rude. I may be dutch but I do not like my kind :)

why not

loud, obnoxious people

if you say so

can they please stop signing random Ngubus? this is getting out of hand we all know that Nailsmeme can't control a full blown Affenzirkus.

*unlocks Jean-Kévin Augustin*

who is she? she is very beautiful.

Labello

this team will win the league and you know it

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where are the white people

on the bench

hallo, my name is not of importance.

i’m a national team member of a big central european country and currently playing for a top 3 team from a top 3 european league. recently my name was brought up in connection with a top 3 club from my home country.
this transfer talk is nothing but wishful thinking i never expressed wanting to leave my current club.
that is all
L.

lol

Bayern should sign Amin Younes

>Man Shitty
>top 3 team
sorry fren it's Liverpool, Tottenham, ManUre

actually its Liverpool, Chelsea and Wolves

>Ich gehe schon davon aus, dass wir noch ein, zwei Spieler holen werden. Es kann sein, dass wir einen Außenverteidiger holen, der auch auf der Sechs spielen kann. Es kann auch sein, dass wir einen Zehner holen, der auf der Sechs spielen kann oder Zentralverteidiger.

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>manure
>anything but average midtable trash
look at this dood

lulian draxler I think you should take the offer.

is this guy metrosexual or gay?
also: whywas he hyped so much.
is he good at all?

Bayern should sign Shkodran Mustafi

but see this guy can play as 6 and in defense

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bayern doesn’t sign german players

look I had to find a third time to fill up

they are currently busy signing more French players, maybe Mbrappe is next?

>Es kann auch sein, dass wir einen Zehner holen, der auf der Sechs spielen kann oder Zentralverteidiger.
Literally who is able to play all of these positions?

>maybe Mbrappe is next?

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hello, please take me seriously!

>we want the burger audience

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saved hoffe from relegation and got them two subsequent top 4 finishes with his boomer energy

>Reus already getting benched by Brandt

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yeah, but Großkreutz will win the treble with KFC in 2021/2022, so Leipzig isnt an improvement

Stream?

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Gonna have to fire up a VPN

why is bundes handling his decline so well?

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>dortmund can actually line up two teams without a single loss in quality

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I wish for an absolute meme season that sees THE BULLS win the league but most importantly by some miracle sees Aue being promoted.

jz noch 1 halbe

Liverpool's channel also streams it

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absolute cancer camera angles

>dummels

I judt know I'm going to be an absolute disaster tomorrow morning
damn alcohol
but also thank you alcohol

based
also same

Stop drinking. Have sex.

based

sounds like a personal experience lmao

why do people on these all paintings have these fucked up strange ugly eye-lids

it is

What happened?

what does Delaney mean by this?

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boston tea party

Axel Witsel, Axel Schwitzel LOL

magic dubs

>Jetzt kommen die Granaten
what did Nobby mean by this?

cheeky burn

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love the comments

stupid bee

need more teams that wear purple desu

Just watched the game. Really impressed at the quality off the bench at Dortmund right now. Probably the best BVB squad since 2013.

>Der FC Bayern München wird den mit seinen Einsatzzeiten unzufriedenen Mittelfeldspieler Renato Sanches (Foto) im Sommer nicht ziehen lassen. „Renato Sanches bleibt“, erklärte Trainer Niko Kovac am Freitagabend in Houston, wo der deutsche Rekordmeister am Sonntag (2:00 Uhr MESZ) im zweiten Spiel des International Champions Cups gegen Real Madrid antritt.

>Der 21-jährige Portugiese hatte während der USA-Reise der Bayern erneut Wechselgedanken geäußert und von „guten Angeboten“ gesprochen, die ihm vorlägen. Der Verein reagierte nun darauf. „Es ist wirklich so, dass wir mit Renato gesprochen haben und ihm gesagt haben, dass wir ihn gerne behalten möchten“, sagte Kovac.

This is gonna be Breno all over again. Just cut your losses and sell him for 15 to Benefica.

moin
erstmal ordentlich die braune Kanone feuern lassen

Champions League Sieger Besieger

and a third team of >Schalke quality

New

>Kovac wants to keep Sanches
is Sanches, dare I say it, the 100kg WW2 Blindgänger that was found on a construction site?