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MIN:Rosario whacks pinch-hit three-run dinger
MLW: Davies battles to limit D'backs to one run
WAS: Strasburg beats Braves with arm and bat
HOU: Bregman homers, scores three times in victory
LAA: Pujols day-to-day with hamstring tightness
TB: Brendan McKay called up to start Friday Report: Phillies considering a run at Greinke
NYY: German tops Rays for league-leading 12th win
LAA: Trout (calf) to DH against Astros Thursday
OAK: Matt Chapman (ankle) hopes to play Friday

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someone fucking end this game

Rags?

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OH. MY. GOD.

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To be fair, that Koala has made some questionable life choices.
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cubs fan here!!

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bet you feel stupid as fuck BAJP you fucking goof

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you know what fuck it. I can care less if they lose cos this is a bullpen killing game. gz jints

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CRAW'D

>DICK DICK DICK DICK

GIVE IT UP FOR INNING 17

INNING SEVENTEEN

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Hmmm

....
mmmmmm'Yeah for me it's gunna hafta be the DODGERS

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I made a big msitake I am so sorry

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*blows the game in the 8th inning*

thats my doydoys

So Mazza's from Walnut Creek eh?
0% chance he grew up an A'ss fan, this is his dream right here, catching the L in this park against his childhood team

yeah dum game lemme just not remind myself that this team could've just ended it in the fucking 10th

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>A's
>fans

>The 5 man meme infield
This ends in a game ending ball hit to the outfield.

>mest

YOU'RE A FRACKING TWATWAFFLE!! YOU COLOSSAL DOUCHE CANOE !!!

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THIS IS THE TRUE METS

>get aids and die
BAJP really needs to step up with his insults, that's like a 2008 joke

>better
>3 WS to 2 NL pennants

homos make ya seethe?

seething AND fat

what a grim combination

>chance
Sure, but I'm not putting any money on it
I'm just going to enjoy the ride now that the Giants are playing with some pep in their fucking step again

dodgers suck tho and cant win. stop shoehorning your choke team into this

you gave it your all schwarbro, what's important is living to fight another day.

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having unprotected faggot buttsex should have went out of style that's like a 70s thing, but san fran is doing a good job of keeping it going !

This is just going to make the Gnats fire sale even more comical.

Love what you're doing schwarbro! schwarbie is a a great player!

I'll tell you what, those Japanese cheerleaders are built tough.
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L15: 13-2
O I am laffin

The shit of all this is that this fucking team did win 3 world series recently, but all their fucking fans are already gone and back to whatever faggot things they do and can't even muster for a game thread.

EXPLAIN IT

>limping off the field from a moderate collision like his fans limp after getting fucked in the ass

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lose weight

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this is psychotic...

psycho gang get out of here! I thought houspie scared you lot off!

are you posting Bumgarners rings? because God knows the fucking Giants didn't do shit in the 12 and 14 WS for anyone else on the team except maybe that fatass spook. Literally 1 guy won both series, and he hates your team and your fans.

asshole above me

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pretty sure panda was the guy that hit a dinger off verlander

or were you in a diabetic coma while that series happened?

diabetic motherfucker!

keep bajp mining that salt
we control the means of production

youtube.com/watch?v=aBd-rw4SJv0
You cannot even begin to comprehend the meta

imagine not filtering tripfaggots
this post was brought to you by 4chanX gang

houspie's posties!!!!!!!!!! I love houspie

damn u mad af desu
hows that loss feel

>He says another team can't handle the bants.
>He admits he can't handle their bants of him
Hmmm...
Must be a fairweather thing.

lol some faggot tried to make a DG/Mo tier collage of me and it didn't even have any good material....

LOL why'd you delete your post ya big fucking queer?

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based...based bajp standing up for the broship...

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We voted to add the Athletics and Finland already!

oh!

FAJP needs to be added to this ridiculous thing in his own enormously wide box. But only if you're creative enough to handle such a task, that is.

Less talk about drama queens, more talk about how next level Japanese Mascots are.
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Giants fans start shit and never finish it. They just assume the bants will pass through, like a pride parade passing though a street, or a cock passing through a well lubed ass. They're fucking pieces of shit.

No matter how much I attack lifelongs, at least lifelongs didn't petition the league office to take home plate collisions out of the game.

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b-b-based!

cubs fan here, and dare I say it? fuck the giants and bless basedbajp for not taking shit from the san francisco cocksucker?

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>his simple, easily manipulated nature is why we love him so
guess who

that's too small plus I gotta give the last spot to my man AJ!

lads......cubbies.....and......white sox.......broship?????

cub sox!!!!!!!! cub sox broship!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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added BAJP to the central broship

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i don't get why he likes bauer so much, bauer seems like a guy AJ would hate.

>Brett Gardner smashing his bat into the ceiling because he's not allowed to throw his helmet anymore

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cubs fan here go giants!

cubs fan here lets go white sox!

gross

go cardinals!

your poertry is a bit complex for me, im only a lowly history/economics double major.

but i was so fucked on who too root for in 2016 besides the dodgers.

AL
>indians, would be cucked rooting for division rival
>red sox, was still kinda pissed about 2013 WS, but i wanted them to beat division rival injuns
>jays, beat the jays but id be cucked having to root for canada
>rangers, thought they'd beat the jays and id root for them

NL
>SF fucking fags, but absolutely wanted them to beat the cubs. as much as i fucking hate the giants and the fact that they have voodoo vs the cards on the level that the cards have voodoo on the dodgers. nothing, absolutely nothing is worse than a city rival winning a WS.
>cubs ...
>nats wanted the dodgers to win because the dodgers would be the better team to beat SF or Cubs
>Dodgers wanted them to win the 2016 WS. and while i don't hate the dodgers for blowing their 2v1 2016 NLCS lead, but i kind of want to see them lose their 3rd WS in a row unless they are vs SF, Yaks, Cubs.

after 2016 the white sox burned their team down, so liking the indians didn't feel wrong in 2017 especially with how fun their pitching staff was to watch. now if the sox and injuns were remotely competitive in the years since francona and bauer were there i definitely wouldn't be rooting for them. but the white sox have been complete non-factors since opening day at GUARANTEED RATE FIELD and have been more of a rival to KC and Detroit for draft picks than to the Injuns.

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>it's a "Dodgers win only to get defeated 4-1 in the world series" episode
And people wonder why this sport is dying

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your fucked up world view, almost kind of makes sense here

>doyers
>bajp
>cubs
all take L's and fly the L

not gonna lie the royals are based, the white sox are not and the fillies are alright for today

Yanks desu

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84th for the Washington Baseball Eagles

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>My guys are fucking savages in that fucking box and you’re having a piece of shit start to this game. I feel bad for you, but fucking get better.

I haven't liked Aaron Boone this much since 2003

Stankees always wanting things to go their way. Act like babies when they don't get what they want.

The braves are so bad lmao.

Reminder that Bryce Harper is the textbook definition of clutch

mike trout is a cool guy :)

*Breathes in*

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GOOD MORNING /mlb/

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They really are user, they really are.

unf unf unf

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phillies season saved. Look out barves

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Walgreens Natinals and BARVES on suicide watch

now THIS is based
twitter.com/Jomboy_/status/1151965709095854085?s=20

Gardy's head is so fucking massive

>going headhunting because you're upset about choking away the lead
Stay classy Philly

twitter.com/BackAftaThis/status/1027032949252927490?s=20

>tfw the Jays are a year away from being two years away

all the young offense in the world wont help this awful pitching, any trades will have to be for super young single A pitching prospects or there isnt any deals worth making

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Matt Stairs

>Boone literally clapping back
Appropriating black culture smdh

>Drew Smyly acquired
>Bryce Harper locked for 13 years
>Best catcher in baseball
>Split series against the best team in the league
>Barves already choking the division away
Fuck. When things start going right they never stop.

Future looks bright lads

And even if you have a good rebuild you're stuck in the AL East so you might still have no shot. Look at the Rays these past couple years, done literally everything right and it's gotten them nowhere.

Hopefully Bryce can achieve his goal of bringing a title to DC

gib kirby yates pls

Good morning, lads.

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Poortugal you really don’t get it

poonited states of amerpeecaca haha

I'll fucking fight you Portugal and Turkey phillybros are my dudes

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>4th best WPA
When did he get so clutch

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Good morning fellow Dads fan

The series against the Dodgers was this season's turning point.

The sooner you fags realize that the better

They are going to be seething in DC during his monster second half.

>clutch
>does absolutely nothing in the post season

What is unique about Recker?

I don't really understand the stated goal of getting players who line up better age-wise with Guerrero. They should want good players period and good veterans in a suppressed market while you're young guys are cheap should be targeted.

That’s about the only good thing he’s got going for him

>hits over .400 with RISP

>posts a reddit memestat
Fuck off

Cope, seethe, dilate, go back

>WAR
>BABIP
>WPA
>RISP
>OBP
>OPS
>WHIP

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>splitting a 4 game series is like winning the world series for philthy fans

brainlet

>ur dumb!
Nice one reddit!

What's that average in the post season?

How many dodger fans have actually seen their team win a ring?

Based user leaving wRC+, wOBA, ISO, OPS+, DRS, UZR, ERA, RBI, and Pitcher wins on the table

I tried phillybros

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The only stats that matter are ERA and BA
The rest is just reddit obsessive culture.

>the buffalo bills of los angeles
>talking about world series
OH NO NO NO

Home runs seems to be a big deal

>kind of want to see the doyers lose their 3rd world series unless its vs the based yankees giants or cubs
>world series
>giants or cubs
Fat retard confirmed for not student of the game

Home runs are cool but getting on base consistently is even cooler IMO

But OBP is a reddit meme stat

Who is BAJP and what does BAJP stand for?

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It stands for Based AJ Pollock. He's a big Dbacks fan, but has refused to change his name with AJ being a dodger

>mfw reading an article claiming the parity in the NL is bad

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hey guys, is it cool if i post memes in this thread?

Only memes related to the offical team of /mlb/, the Montreal Expos

>ERA

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why would you name a team after whipping your dick out?

For me, it's the 2019 World Series Champion Los Angeles Dodgers.

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Based...

Aka the 2018,2017,2016,2015,2014,2013,2009,2008, 2004,1996,1994 world champs

You now remember Michael Jack Schmidt.

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Undisputed GOAT at the hot corner

I really wish baseball mustaches would make a comeback.

dallass fart worth

shame he wasted his career on the phillies

He did get a ring and two pennants out of it.

is he HoF material?

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I think so, but there are some other players who are having issues getting traction and I'm not sure that bodes well for him.

he's HOF in making incels seethe

Get ready for some afternoon baseball.

Padres @ Cubs

ERA is the only pitching stat that is worth anything. Everything else is meme redditstats

if you want to go minimalist, which I understand, RA9 is a useful statistic.

Minimalist is code for gay

lol! beta cuck SJW redditor seething that I used a big word! Cringe!

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IM STRIKE OUT RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

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yanks own ya

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Any body else here ever dealt with it heard of people just flat out not being able to throw a baseball anymore? I grew up playing baseball and threw left handed and even pitched decently well, but then I quit and didnt play seriously for a very long time. Recently just decided to start playing catch again with my dad and I cannot throw worth a shit from my left anymore. If we play catch for a while I will eventually find my groove again but it's not consistent. My dad thinks it's because I write righty but that literally doesnt make sense because I grew up a lefty my whole life, I even throw footballs left. Any else ever had baseball block before?

As long as Walker, Rolen, Schilling, Bonds and Clemens get in then sure.

...

I agree Bryce Harper is reddit personified

o i kek ya
then i wheeze ya

kek

this is the /mlb/ general, not the /ask long ass questions/ general.

get....out

Cuh-ringe!

You triggered the fatherless neet homos

What team do you play for again?

stop replying to yourself

fine...

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>Recently just decided to start playing catch again
Gay

Explains why this general is so autistic. My googling has led me to find out this a condition called the Yips.

>Recently just decided to start playing catch again with my dad
Do you call him Daddy too? Kek gay alert!

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kek scuba kek

Big Annoying Jomo Pendeho

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And then i cringe ya!

Just started playing some limp wristed catch with my two dads!

Jonah Keri beat up his wife.

If you were on a desert island with Recker what would you do to him or with him and why?

Uh oh Gaysconsin is here

astros desu

>barves

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I always though he was a soiboi, guess not

lmao

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Bubble gum > seeds

maybe if you're 10

you should have asked this question here before october 2016

He probably knocked her around because he's a soiboi. The cognitive dissonance he experienced from the contrast of what a wife is actually like to what he was programmed to believe overcame him.

Takes one to know one

Imagine having to leverage your physical strength to control a woman. lol

miguel cabrera has 5 home runs this season?

He's toast. What a god awful contract.

330 million only has like 10 more

>PADRES FIELDING

Have you seen him this year? He must have gained 30 pounds. He looks fucking sloppy.
>detoilet

He's probably drinking again. Branch Rickey always said it was better to trade a player a year too early than a year too late. They extended Cabrera when he still had two years left on his contract and sure enough, those two years and the first year of his present deal were the last quality years of his career.

Go Cubs Go

Cubs win!
Cubs win!!

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Go Away Spain
Go Away

woohoo cubs win

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omigosh

Fuck DJ lemahieu btw. He signed with the Yankees fully expecting to hardly play (he’s become a regular thanks to injuries) and turned down a similar contract from the rays, where he would’ve been a day one starter, because he liked the “challenge” of being a yankee

>fully expecting to hardly play
Anyone who watched Andujar play 3B last year would have known there was plenty of opportunity to get time there on top of Gregorious having TJS in the off-season.
>similar contract from the rays, where he would've been a day one starter
Really? The Rays are just as loaded as the Yankees are. The real mistake was the Rockies not resigning him when it wouldn't take 3 years.

am i gay? yup

No one with options wants to play for the Gays.

Today the bookies repay me for my suffering...

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The Rays got Morton so why complain? Both teams would love to have the guy on the other team at this point. That would be an interesting trade in theory btw.

thanks for paying the rake for the rest of us!

Surprising, no one wants to play in front of 2000 fans.

>memeiners

oof

one day you will learn not to question the oracle

What things does Recker have going for him?

every time it looks like this fucking shit is going to die down, you crawl out of the woodwork

come up with a new pasta

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Thoughts on the international draft? Since they will be rotating by division, the Jankees and Doyers will no longer get to hog up all the top ranked international prospects every year. Sounds pretty based if they do it that way. Before I heard this, I was opposed to the international draft.
They should increase the bonuses to all international signings and new draftees in the MLB draft to compensate though. The top picks in the draft should be getting guaranteed 10 mil bonuses

col v nyy gamethread

Pickle Rick don't quit!

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save it for tomorrow's boystown game thread

sorry sir

Feel free to stop seething any time.

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holy shit braves got a hit

>seething at a team that's losing to the shit rats
nobody does this

>7;20 start time
Why are the Braves so cringe?

Baseball season's underway
Well you better get ready for a brand new day
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
They're singing
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
They got the power, they got the speed
To be the best in the National League
Well this is the year and the Cubs are real
So come on down to Wrigley Field
We're singing now
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today
Go, Cubs, go
Go, Cubs, go
Hey, Chicago, what do you say
The Cubs are gonna win today.

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Go Cubs

go jints

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Nazi motherfucker

Still miss Timmy, hope he's happy for Buster and Bum still going for it

*and Sandoval, Jesus how could I forget

Timmy is high and Pablo eats like he is.

LOL GNATS

Thoughts on #3 MLB prospect MacKenzie Gore, /mlb/? Also, who /MiLB/ here?

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dissatisfied

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>When /mlb/ calls both home runs of a team correctly.
mlb.com/video/javier-baez-homers-23-on-a-fly-ball-to-right-center-field
mlb.com/video/anthony-rizzo-hits-a-grand-slam-20-to-left-center-field-albert-almora-scores-jav

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Calgary's very own; Mike Soroka!

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I honestly had no idea

>fLames

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>still an hour and fifteen minutes until jints time
MOTHERFUCKER

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>laz diaz
wowie, robot umps when?

hey what's up you degenerate fuckers
I bet none of you have ever choked out your own teammate AND had a beautiful portrait painted of you (fyi I painted it myself)
go kill yourself virgins lmao

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these are way too fun

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feels good to see Teheran pitching well

fuck

What are the details about Recker one needs to know in order to appreciate him?

You now remember Pete Alexander.

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Ah man, those were the days.

>barves

resd trying to blow a 7-0 lead

>only gave up 1 ER
wow truly a terrible peformance

Yord/a/n!

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Get a load of this retard

he was lucky sodo popped the last out up cuz i guarantee Blevins would have given julio those 2 runs he left on base

>10 run inning
REDS GONNA RED LMAO

Do the cardinals just own the reds or something? Holy collapse

>The Montreal Tampa Gay Rays
oh kek...oh wheeze...

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get ready to get SKULL F*CKED Sneks!!

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>it's another bring in the lefty for freeman episode

Mad rags fan

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But that’s not what happened :^)
I do not understand why Braves fans give Teheran such a hard time. He could go out and pitch 9 immaculate innings and Braves fans would complain he didn’t hit for the cycle or something.

oh seeth...oh kek...oh cringe

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HAHAHA AHAH AHAHAHA

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This is psychotic

Braves fans are the worst kind of human scum along with NY, Chicago and Philly.

Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim in Orange County in California designate for assignment Matt Harvey.
What do you think Harvey thinks of Anthony Recker, his former teammate?

t. Bryce

I played all the cards right...i thought he was gone..I guess i just was a fool...this psycho...he doesnt stop

light the torches...we need godgers

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may godgers help us

keep a lid on it

marlins @ LA

we gotta dig deeper

fun season while it lasted

Nice catch Braun, NOT!!!

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>red sux

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>resd
>was 7-0
LMAO

uwu !!

The James Shields trade

Based WS champs

How much money will I win if I bet 300 on the Yankees winning it right now

How bout them o's

Fernando Tatis Jr for a big red down arrow 1:1 shake on it

They were about 7-1 last time I saw.
So 2100.

>barves

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>luke jackson
Every time

>puke suckson

love it. why do they keep selling him as a great closer.

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they didn't need Kimbrel though...

because he probably could be if he wasn’t permanently shook

They probably don't. They are running away with the division without him and can just trade for someone.

trade for someone, like a closer? lol

but wait!
my phillies!

PHILLIES WIN!
ADAM HASELEY IS AWESOME!

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But they're not running away with the division.

>Phillies start off hot
>Cool down and Braves get hot
>Braves cool down, and nationals get hot
Weird division

Mets next lmao

NO LMAO. Mets are honestly worse than the marlins.

LMAO

I'm sure this will finally be the time 5 infielders works.

If fernando gets out of this I will suck my own dick and live stream it.

There is only one above average team in the national league

Yes.

>walgreens
kek

>nattys

Hey look, they taught a retard how to use a computer!

Good game, Braves. Stay mad, Mets.

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based donaldson

>fernando rodney
When will they learn

Yankees/Braves it is

>The eternal choker
>Ever reaching a world series again
lmaoooooo

Where is Godgers for I much desire to speak to him?

>WP: Luke Jackson (5-2)
pitcher wins is the most autistic stat

>leclerc

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Anthopoulos needs to get a closer already. Imagine a one-run lead in game 5 of the NLDS with Luke Jackson coming in.

Fuck you Martinez you sack of shit, you better not fucking blow this game.

Its gonna be my Yankees v the Gaywers. We'll buttfuck their flyover asses on the biggest stage.

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>tloses

>When its Dodgers/Braves NLCS and the bullpens come out

The vulture.

Who here /Verlander/

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b-b-ased

cmon you stupid FUCKING twinks

Pretty sure his master plan involves stealing enough wins from Julio to cause Julio to murder him

look out for oakland

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damn, yelich storming back up

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so, astros/phillies it is then?

Yelich has a fucking weird face

welp.

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athletics braves is the series we deserve

>trips
whoa based

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stupid ass twins

Why are A's fans so salty about the Giants? I have never encountered more hostility, outside of Dodger fans, than when I have spoken to a fan of the Oakland Athletics.

This makes me like the A's.

i'm not sure but i've never seen my giants buddy catch more shit than when we got off the bart train in oakland

It might be a you thing, Giants fans on /mlb/ tend to be humorless autistic faggots.
>spell team neam different LOL!
We get it.

>resd
>it was 7-0

hubris, overreach, burnout

kekkers. I appreciate these

how old is this?

it's from whenever bbref last put new stats in...probably earlier today?

If R+RBI means "runs and RBIs" then its a bit dated. Bellinger has 77 runs and 77 RBIs

gotta deduct his HR count, otherwise those runs count double

roids dont count

o i c

roids butt injections

Belly got ya in a seethe?

Literally why are Non Yankee fans still wasting their time and money this season? It's over. We have it in the bag. 140-33. Dodgers are overrated. Can't even beat the fucking MARLINS LEL. Twins are beta chokers, Houston is a bunch of hillbillies, Red Sux....enough said. It's over. Cancel the rest of the season for everyone else's sake

cody roidinger

>roids butt injections
kek

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roids bois iroquois

natty goat

Why is this thread up? The Yankees have already won the world series. Season is over

miss him so much

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1 down, 10 to go!

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ev-ery bo-dy fuck-my-ass *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

this is just fucking weird... it's something else..honesltly what the actual fuck.. this is crazy..borderline narcissistic...where's the mutual respect for the thread? the inmates are truly running the asylum...

assfuckies to the genny

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Join the list

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shouldn't you be watching the brew gods get their shit pushed in by a middling team?

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faggot

cringe

based

>o.94328581 gay.jpg (7 KB, 285x287)File: gay.jpg (7 KB, 285x287) google yandex iqdb wait7 KB JPG
>shouldn't you be watching the brew gods get their shit pushed in by a middling team?

pussy

retard alert

The Yankees are the biggest fucking paper tiger team in the league. I'd be surprised if they even got the second wild card spot.

Dude I love tigers

Will Inspector sodger ever recover?

LET'S GO GODGERS *CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP CLAP*

Someone's jelly of our 140-33 record. Don't feel bad. Feel great that you can save all your time and money the rest of the season since we have it in the bag

hey godgers, come teach me a thing or to!!

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Imagine paying ELEVEN MILLION DOLLARS for Matt Harvey to self-destruct on the mound every five days.

looking for a photo and I saw this and started giggling to myself. This is a screenshot from the youtube live stream of the Brisbane Bandits in the ABL this winter. If I remember the guy who said the fanny bandits part sent another message apologizing for insulting someone and the official channel replied. Good stuff

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Damn... I don't think faveLA can recover from this...

important reminder from camera roll archive

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He can't keep gettging away with it

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Anglels getting perfected after 8

twitter.com/SportsCentre/status/1152433488601264129

I dont believe thats real

way to fucking jinx it

IN PLAY, NO OUT(S)

>turn on mariners game
>angels base hit
haha all me

please be real

good. fuck the memeiners.

literally exact same thing with me, I saw exactly 1 pitch and it was a hit

AND PERFECT GAME IS GONE

youtube.com/watch?v=TJAG_J-Roxs

Skaggs is going to have died of something drug related and it’s all going to be forgotten like Fernandez

Well, he still got away with a Maddux.

probably a coke-related heart attack

wasn't their some controversy with an apparent overdose? like it was reported but then taken down at the request of the Angels or something?

FUCK THIS GUY

Some newspaper speculated that it was an opioid overdose. Since they’ve ruled out foul play and suicide it’s almost 100% it was drug related. Also note he had tommy john at some point

Jew York, LA, Shittsburgh, Philthy, Shitcongo, faveLA broship, it's like all the shit of the earth banding together to form the subhuman dream team

I mean not 100%, it could have been like a heart attack or aneurysm. Are autopsies a matter of public record? Can TMZ or whoever find out the cause of death even if the Angels don't want it to go public.

I'm going with fentanyl if it was coke the hooker he was doing it with would have reported it instead of them finding him dead alone

Oh look playing a player out of position cost the Mets another game

The autopsy will be released in October supposedly.

Lmao METS

>mest

gg mest. go jints!

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>mest

post an AI portrait of your favorite player go

also
>mest

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i got it you take it!

If the Giants make the playoffs, they will win the World Series. Tempted to put money on that.

anyone want a slightly used cano

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G O
G I A N T S

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m
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>L16: 14-2

Bochy has a bullpen this year, bet big

OR just put money on ______ choking.

You don't bet on who loses

>sewers

If you forced me to rank all the actual contending NL teams in the order I'd most like to see them in the 2019 World Series:

1. Braves
2. Brewers
3. Cardinals
4. Cubs
5. Nationals
6. Dodgers

REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE FUCK THE MEST YOU HAD ONE JOB NOW THE GIANTS ARENT GOING TO TRADE BUMGARNER TO THE YANKEES

Good fuck the Yankees

wtf now I'm happy we lost

great result
hope he gets back soon, the outfield isn't the same without him

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LOL GNATS

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You'd rather see the Cards in another one than the Nats in their very first Bryce-less year?

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>being happy your team lost because it inadvertantly hurts your crosstown "rival"
lol mest fans are so cucked

the yankees losing is literally our equivalent of winning the world series when we aren't in the playoffs

Do the Giants really think they're contenders?

Fuck this expanded wildcard.

The second wild card is the best thing to happen to MLB in decades. It forces more teams to compete late in the year.

>not having fun

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Sweetie being this jealous can't be good for your health. Its not our fault you live in your parents basement in the middle of bumfuck USA.

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gib marcus stroman

gib reynaldo lopez

they traded tatis jr for a james shields rental

But they got that guy from the Cubs who hits home runs, and gets injured a lot.

You just be too young to remember that this Giants team is almost unbeatable in the post season, so as long as they get in, be afraid. The only time they have lost recently was to the Cubs when they won the WS. This is also the last year this team exists, because Bochy is retiring

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Fuck you, algorithm.

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Braves have a better record than the Nats since June 1st, losing a series to the Broors on the road isn’t cooling down, just losing to a team that’s good at home and trash on the road

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>Hispanic guy homers
>White guy homers
>Black guy homers
Based Astros fighting racism

The Mets should trade deGrom to the Padres.
>deGrom is 31
>Padres are stacked
>Mets could easily rebuild the entire farm system with top tier talent

Sir Michael Nelson Trout, veteran of the Napoleonic Wars

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Name 1 better prospect than Haseley
Protip: You can't

Kingery
Hoskins
Harper
Haseley
Realmuto

We are 1 ace away from being the best team in the NL and even with our lackluster pitching we went 2-2 against the Dodgers

Simply put: This team KNOWS how to win

>We are 1 ace away from being the best team
We'll trade you Holder for Nola

He's our only ace

Exactly, you're 1 ace away. Take one ace away and you'll be the best, it's just math.

gib prospects

gib Stroman

hehe very funny

Have this Brunão as a reward for your funny jokes

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Yeah, i'm thinking he's clutch

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Anthony Recker is a [insert here].

they won i don't get it

Bryce GOD.

three baby Stromans for one Stroman or gtfo

We basically have a baby Stroman in our farm system right now. Short black dude, throws mid-90s.

>we
>our
*Meaning the Yankees. Deivi Garcia, 20 years old. I could see Cashman trading him and another prospect for Stroman.

Although on second though Stroman would be a clear violation of this team's strict "no manlets" policy

>RBI

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The Minnesota Baseball Twins of the Twin Cities

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You cringe you lose

Minnesota Twins

Do you think it would be possible to make vitilla popular in the USA. Like could i convince people to play it as a white man

I lost

Minnesota Cringe

I miss Phillies legend Howie Kendrick

The Phillies spent all that money and are still in 3rd place where they'll stay.

>Spent all their money
they have like, 5 players under contract after next season

>mest

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gib kirby yates pls

gib seeds pls

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Padres think they can compete desu

You're in the club and this guy slaps your ass and starts talking about wRC+ and platoons. What does your girlfriend do?

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>Baby what about RBIs?

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el atrocidad....

She's a white, meth addicted porn star how dare you

>she
>white
Lots to unpack here

absurd. even if they played .700 for the rest of the season, they would have to be extremely lucky to make the WC spot.

This Redditor wants to...

tWINs!!!!!

go to fangraphs where they’ll respect him

Crack of the bat..

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mmmmmm... sippin barb's famous cider on a saturday watchin baseball?....mmm nothin like it ...the kids are outside playin ball like God intended on a hot day yessir.... I can hear the crack o the bat from o'er here on my porch... mmmmm smells like my ribs are almost done on the grill... oh boy the kids are gonna lovethis...

col v nyy gamethread

He's going to poop in the helmet, it'll be the best thing ever associated with the Mets logo

...

You have two options
One, be so fucking cool and famous that other people notice and want to join in, almost like how Willie Mays just chilling and playing stick ball with neighborhood kids on his way to the Polo Grounds got reported as news
Two, gather a bunch of millennials and make an absolute meme of it all, like adult kickball leagues