/afl/ Round 18

got 3hrs till the game m8

I watched it, there wasn't really anything new. Just sad music being over adam goodes being booed and a bunch of andrew bolt newspaper headlines.

Just changed a tyre lads. Does this mean I'm finally a man?

in the eyes of room-temp IQ bogans, sure

Did you wrench of the nuts by turning them or was it an electric sort of thing?

Wrench

FUCK tradies

Think the Bombers are good value at $3.45. It's 7th vs 8th, and the Crows are hardly unbeatable at home

That seems way too much.

Wish the Lions were tbqh

what does it mean when a girl says you are "extra"?

it means they’re airheads

i always thought he was a turk

>7:50pm start
joke

who getting drunk here

drinking fireball whiskey

it's like that most Friday nights

>fireball
kys

second beer here lad

Will never understand the appeal of drinking alone.

Boo this man

go crows

still disappointed after the showdown performance, and this is the first game in months that I can actually watch instead of having to work

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Adam Goodes honestly does look a bit like a neanderthal though, not even memeing.

Powerful. Deadly.

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normally i drink with dad while watching the /rug/ or /afl/
makes things just a lil bit better

HEAVE HO UNNA

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Sounds comfy, wish my dad drank.

based and fredpilled

I'm drinking alone right now, it's a great way to get in touch with your real feelings. It's relaxing and you can do what you want. 6 beers and 1 Wild Turkey Rare down the hatch

GAMMON LOINS

*inhale*
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

alf

compared to the crows power just seem so souless tbqh

Gary Ablett documentary when?

Making a Murderer season 3 la.

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wtf is this racist shit why isn't either team wearing their indigenous guernsey?

i'm drinking with you guys.

drinking alone and watching westerns is goat

lol

based

do cam ling

Why is their a coin toss? It's pointless

you're a fucking retard

t. Trent Cotchin

You ever played footy with a strong breeze m8?

true

not everyone has friends/family/lovers
i drink to cope with my pathetic lonely existence

essendon are FINISHED

drinking kopparberg apple cider
7% 440ml cans, not as nice as mercs but better value $ per standard drink

I feel like weed would be a better and cheaper alternative for that though, depressed drinking usually just amplifies things for me.

Carlton Dry cans BOIIII had 9 of the fuckers

Have you looked at Somersby? Last I checked they were 10 cans for $20 for the apple and pear (both nice) and get you right off for a good price. That was like 4 years ago though

that shit is absolutely loaded with sugar, fuck that

>all this liquid jew talk
>during MY Dry July
for shame

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>all those old boomers struggling to move a ball a few metres down
people should be euthanised at age 70

mercs are regularly on special for $18 for a ten pack around here, don't know where you are that kopparberg is better value.

somersby are 1.3 standards a can, 13 standards for a 10 pack at 20 dollars $1.54 per standard
kopparberg is 2.4 standards per can 15 dollars for a 6 pack $1.04 per standard

This, that was embarrassing stuff. None of them could clear more than 2 rows of seats

footballers must seem like literal gods to those people

>that shit is absolutely loaded with sugar, fuck that
who are you trying to impress normalfag? go for a fucking jog once in a while you fucking desk jockey
m-mmuh figure, gotta stay healthy to impress wet hole
fucking kill yourself

who /winepilled/ here? absolutely fucking howling over these cunts talking about price per standard tbqh.

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tea > alcohol

fucking hell mate you're on another level compared to me. Fair enough, enjoy. Kopparberg are damned tasty drinks too.

mercs are usually $18 for a sixer though i have seen them occasionally in the bargin bin spend $10 dollars get one item for $10
i get them with my goon when thats the case

red gets me flushed and sleepy and white is for whores

wish I had some weed but i'm too autistic to find a dealer. really miss watching intense games of sport extremely stoned

yikes

rip tex

For me, it's bourbon with a generous amount of coke.

you must have the metabolism of a literal boomer if you are scared of a little sugar, you got called out faggot

quartertime is dart time

for me, it's a litre of vodka in the evening that leads to crying over youtube at 3:40am when I'm finishing the last of 30 standard drinks

this fireball whiskey is pretty shit straight up. Gonna start mixing it with coke.

Wish I could pull that stunt but I start work at 6:00

that wasn’t me
but he’s right, you are projecting.
based and teapilled

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alcohol makes me extremely emotional and my depression 10 times worse

For me? It's keeping a spare pair of pants and undies handy to swap out when I inevitably shit myself while drinking with my mates. Pretty sure they haven't clued in yet either.

measure of fireball plus and measure of peach schnapps and finish with apple juice. The Apple Pie, thank me later. Don't mix it with coke the cinnamon will taste like shit

hey lads check this one out
essendone

And by my mates I obviously mean /afl/.

for me it's a couple points of meth, 700mg of DXM and some GHB

the one time I put money on the dons and they turn into a bottom 4 side

got a bday in amsterdam with some mates in about a month, I’ll have to remember to do this

Why the fuck is /afl/ filled with thots all of a sudden?

Talk about footy or get the fuck out desu

is it fucking raining in adelaide? what the fuck is this scoreline? kick some fucking goals

>MUH SEKRIT KLUB
fuck off

anyone else see that special needs lookin fella in the back there

alcohol/fastfood and sports go hand in hand you fucking casual

blame the crows awful midfield ball movement and forward fifty entries

Essendon are SHIT

for me it's doing mdma at a rooftop club and mid trip realising you have nothing in common with other people and genuinely might be on the autism spectrum as you awkwardly try to join in people's conversations while feeling like you're looking through a window on socialising while pondering geo politics and the time space continuum as other people laugh and bond over relate able life experiences and plans for the future which seem completely alien to you

>drinking whore liqueur
genuinely either kill yourself or fuck off mate

Did someone say KFC?

I've just had about 9 Chemist Warehouse beers and I'm thinking about having a Mitre 10 outta 10 pizza before the Maccas Hotter Tastier Jucier female-friend comes over for a quick root.

Is that enough footy for you, you fucking cuck?

imagine being this much of a judgemental cunt on 4channel thinking you are above anyone

how does an amerifat watch it?

just because I gave him a drinks tip doesn't mean I drink it you fucking sperg. lmao sad cunt.

>thots
>whore liquor

sensing a pattern, have sex.

get raped poofs pmsl

cringe

>he drinks lolly water liqueur

lmao imagine getting roasted this hard and this is the only comeback you could muster up. How fucking pathetic.

your mother would be ashamed of you, if she wasn't busy getting rammed by Mr Chadcock

got these godless faggots seething

how come essendon can only play well at home?

are you ok mate? Is there something you want to talk about? You seem to be acting up a lot to get some desperately needed attention. The /afl/ community is here for you.

no, fuck of with that bucket of grease

did someone say loli water?

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I swear it's the same guy who gets worked into a seething rage every week, he manages to do it over any topic.

Are you me

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if WC lose this weekend I will kill myself as any single loss from now on = no top 2 = no flag = may as well do it now

I didn't have a balls to do it last year like I said I was

But now i have everything planned out and WILL do it

lmao imagine getting roasted this hard and this is the only comeback you could muster up (stealing my projector roast. How fucking pathetic.

got you on a string, pet.

for me, it's a nice cup of black yorkshire tea, brewed for 1.5 minutes. with l theanine to keep you relaxed and focused and a small amount of caffeine for the perfect wholesome mental boost.

cool, keep us posted.

Put it on your resume the next time you go for a job lol, I really couldn't give a fuck mate.

GET SOCIAL CAUSES OUT OF SPORT

PEOPLE WATCH SPORT TO FORGET ABOUT HOW SHIT LIFE IS NOT TO BE REMINDED OF CANCER AND BOONGS

Will do. I'll post a picture of my suicide setup later on (gym equipment)

STILL got him on a string

why does no top 2 = finals?
you've already proven multiple times now that you can win at the G
or are you scared of having to face the big strong brisbane boys at the gabba for a second time?

is it fucked up that when they call it the c-word i immediately think cunny?

that's p based

i'm a zhezhe man myself

nice drop retard

almost as big a blunder as when your mum dropped you on your head

projecting again i see
got you on a string lad

still hurts a little bit

might throw on some 90s music later and weep for my lost youth

t. zoomer born in 1999

might do the same
t.21 year old boomer

for me it's neil young

Hey Hey, My My

How many of you own a Sherrin?

you sound like you could use a good visit to the Pinnaroo Point Toilets

was a nice goal

my my, hey hey

at least one in the garage somewhere

>Essendone

whats for dinner?
i made japanese curry

Worsfold to Fred? or are they going to go with Sumich?

What makes it Japanese?

Don't Ross is going anywhere.

10/10 choice. japanese curry is based

Spice mix is pretty unique. Not sure exactly what it is though

he's got 2020 then he's not contracted but if it's another cellar season I rekon they'll move him on mid-season

Is that the stuff that looks like runny shit?

same thing that makes indian curry indian and thai curry thai

Marc Murphy plays for Carlton m8

Alright, how about this one: essendone.

already been done lad
by me

might listen to MPP and pretend it's 2009 again

lmao this gay cuck is replying to anyone trying to roast them. grow up softcock.

had an idea for a sketch where a guy keeps saying he needs to go to Dan's and his friend is perplexed as to who is Dan but he actually just meant Dan Murphie

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Dan's not here man.

was that to me or the cinema projector over there

Maybe we could do a riff on "Not Happy Jan" (Dan)?

surprised no mental midgets replied to this with 'haha faget muh furphy' nice one /afl/

Drink is drink not really a cider man myself though. For me, it's neat whiskey

NOT DARDY DAN

I kicked 2 abo females out of a Dan's once when I was drunk and stoned and walking in for another bottle, some source material if you fancy.

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Go to a good nightclub espcially if a lot of poofs go to it its easy as piss desu

Are you me?

lmao @ this little mong shit

what is this furphy meme? i've seen it advertised down me local but i've never taken the time out of my day to try it

leave him alone, he’s been given a bad hand to start life
born in alice springs and all that

It's pretty inoffensive. Big boomer meme like 150 Lashes.

based and durrypilled

any Saturday cheat day snack suggestions for a true executive like myself lads?

Just had 4 chocolate twirls and am feeling a bit guilty now.

Got no idea, became the meme beer like 2-3 years ago out of nowehere, personally i think its average, saw a big furphy logo hoisted above a pub the other day as well, nuts

arnott's rasberry shortcake biscuits

For me, its not being overly hostile for no reason towards my close friends from /afl/

for me, this is based

twirls and timeouts are pretty decent but you can definitely go overboard

based was thinking about raspberry tartlets last week, thanks lad

they don't fucking mate rasberry tartlets anymore and i'm still ropeable.

Absolutely seething that coles bakery gyppers stopped making custard scrolls and coffee scrolls

Now its just cookies and cream rubbish. Sad!

yeah it's just the budget woolies or coles lines

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footy is the only thing that keeps me track of what day it is

For me it's coming down from a coke binge on the train home with a jaw ache, contemplating what the fuck I'm doing with my life

tried some of the coles salted caramel and white chocolate cookies on a whim the other week. found them pretty disgusting.

Aldi's has nice biscuits.

Too much fucking sugar in those innit those little custard numbers they used to do had me addicted

Also checked

love a good tart
especially when they have a good pair of tits

how expensive a habbit is coke?
i'm not a poor fag i've been on the dole for years and live with me parents so i've got 10s of thousands in savings
i just dont see the value in blowing hundreds of dollars in a single night of entertainment when i can spend 10 bucks on a 5L goony and get absolutely fucking cunted for two days straight

Adelaide Camry Chokes

crows will choke this, just watch

been throwing money at these asian escorts

i don't even want sex i just want to buy meth off of them and go home but they don't allow it. don't have any other source.

I come here to avoid this feel

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names of the two teams in this photo?

Md and ket is much better bang for ur buck imo

how do you have enough cash to buy hookers and meth? I'm assuming you're a regular user (junkie) if you're copping from whores

youtube.com/watch?v=TLHAZjzkpKg

imagine living in adelaide
shudder to think about it

nice try

imagine living
shudder to think about it

eastern suburbs are peak comfy. everywhere else is shit though

You won't be paying less than $300 a gram in Australia. $309 a gram was the average in AUS from a survey done last year, prices will probably spike now that massive hauls are getting picked up over the world, 20,000 fucking tons worth 1.3 billion stopped in Philadelphia recently

what do you mean? I'm legitimately interested how you can afford the product and the "services" to the chink fuck boxes

lmao, what a fucking joke of a drug
i really do pity junkies who piss away not only their own lives but their families lives on this shit
the humane thing would be to shoot them

worst parts of Melbourn and shitney seem tobe much grimmer than anywhere in adelaide 2bh

police are in this thread

*muffled revving*

this. I never understood the le adelaide is shit meme when aside from elizabeth etc everywhere is pretty decent. where as sydney and melbourne has shitholes just minutes from the city

it's the socialites drug of choice, footy players high level finance/business owners. Some guy over here in Perth got murdered by his "partner" (dealer) because they were slinging out of their bar.

sure mate, I love getting paid OT on a Friday to try and glean info from you poor fuck NEET junkies

Adelaide recently lost it's title of meth capital of Australia to Darwin. Anybody who has anything going for them at all leaves for the Eastern States or dumb shit men used to go to Perth for the mining boom, Adelaide is irrelevant by all metrics.

Essendon Bombers and Adelaide Crows

*moves to the Eastern states to be a waitress*

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LETS GO BOMBERS!!!

USA! USA! USA!

Rev up 5aa

fuck sake crows are doing this shit again

W O W E E
O
W
E
E

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*revs car*
ADELAIDE CHOKES

Acquired yuge titty big wagon qtgf due to this haha

>Adelel

>badelaide

Adelaide are psychologically cooked.

I wish BT covered American football.

>turn on 5aa
>absolute panic
>"STINKY STINKY QUARTER"

>sadelaide

business idea sadelaide

Yes, but Essendon is going to be absolutely gassed going into the 4th. Adelaide will score four more. Watch.

how about this one haha

Adelaids

Lad
LAD

HAHAHAHA

pretty good if you ask me in my humble and all honest opinion

Honestly lost my shit at the McGrath goal, bring it home boys

I wish BT suffered a bilateral stroke leaving him mute and completely immobile so he is left bedridden with complete awareness of his situation as he suffers multiple pressure ulcers and unable to swallow his own saliva until passing away at the ripe old age of 102 when he drowns in the warm piss of an abusive aged-care nurse

who the fuck are you mate?

essendon is the American team you cunt

Gonna need a depresso espresso after this

>early twenties
>NEET
>fucked up on drugs 24/7 365

I'm a Cats fan, go fuck yourself.

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adelaide craps

underrated

wish I was dead tbqh
go loins

hes a finisher

>don't want Poombers to win
>don't want Adelaids to win
dilemma. concerning

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>bombers
>amcerican team
i believe it
what is your countries obsession with killing helpless people?

oh fuck off bandwagoning cunt.
you don't actually give a shit about the footie, you just want be a pussyfag because the pussies are stacked right now.

bombers are a symbol of the old anzac american partnerships. if you dont support the bombers as an american you may as well suck hilary's cock right here right now in this thread.

>Adelaide ........................................................................................................... lo- .............................................................................. .......................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... - low

>Adelaide Lows

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Essendon then? % is lower so they won't advance as far up the ladder if they win.

The Krauts started it....

>you

ADELAIDE BLOWS

>you

>30
>work less than 10 hours a week in a shit warehouse job
>live at home
>23-25 was spent in a 2 year pretty decent relationship with an older woman
>25-30 spent drinking a bottle of scotch a day and any drugs people put in front of me.
I legitimately hate myself, the time went by so fast.

its the modern day colonialism lad. we're spreading our ideals mate :^)

Fuck you

>that bounce
adelel btfo

oh nononono

lmao what a fucking bounce

THE ABSOLUTE FUCKING STATE

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Imagine losing to half an Essendon team.

*be's having lots of listeners following on*

who the fuck is on the boong, everytime I see him there's not a tag in sight

think i have schizophrenia lads

>bandwagoning cunt.
Got this in '16 at the MCG when Hawthorn missed a kick at the siren against Geelong in the first round of the finals. Not my fault I picked a good team to root for.

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OH NO NO NO NO NO OOOH HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

junkies aren't doing coke you fucking sheltered retard, it's mostly middle/upper class people who can afford to do it.

from 5 goals up no less

same

>to root for
yup. you dont even know what you just said m8. keep rooting for them lad.

>not my fault i picked a good team
coincidentally picked a team with 3 premierships in the last decade

WABA you here mate?

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yeah it sucks aye
I keep hearing voices telling me the crows are good

Didn't know that when I went to the game. Just picked one. If I had been the Blues and they had won... well, they wouldn't have won, but if they had, I'd stick with them even now.

>those mckenna foot skills

is there a disorder where sociopathy and autism are both present? (not that edgy teens/20's lol I'm a sociopath for reals) I mean the legitimate antisocial personality disorder shit.

Wow a quick and not retarded score review.

They kinda go hand-in-hand, mate. Yes.

yeah it’s called autism

surprised that niglet wasn't paid the mark

Draw on the cards

>getting seen for depression and anxiety next friday
just know i’m being put on some meds lads
grim stuff

its easy gibs lad

They'll probably start you off with some pussy shit. Don't sweat it.

Fuck meds man. Dont do it

JUST

>badelel

ketamine/mdma is unironically the best treatment for depression if ur gonna take drugs for it. Antidepressants are a fucking scam

STRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINGER

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*breathes and chokes a little*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

IMAGINE NOT GOING ESSENDON IN 2019

i don’t want any of it
might chuck em in the toilet and develop fully fledged schizophrenia for the bants

>Dropsh Jenkins

>depression and anxiety
>can answer the phone
>can organize anything and plan ahead
>can talk to anyone
>can attempt self-improvement

precludes anybody, psych is a joke. Anyone with legitimate issues would literally be unable to get help unless they're found after a failed suicide

DUDE

Why is the commentary so amateur and shit?

*be's choking*

jesus fucking christ we are fucking shit

You haven't met my mother.

don't do it mate. SSRI's are big pharma poison. I was on 150mg of some air and the doc said "I don't want to bump you up again, it'll be to something not nice (serious)" It feels ok for a while because your symptoms subside but eventually you just become numb to pain and fun best description I heard was "it takes the bottom third off the worst moods/feelings and the top third off the best.

definitely seek help and talk to people but I wouldn't take those Jew mind pills again.

*loses*

>Adelaide getting exposed
Thank fuck, they are pretenders and have been shit all year. Easy draw inflates their ladder position every year

*opens 5aa*

*be's tuning into 5AA*

The crows choked from 30 up at home against the iggs too.

HahahahahahahahahahHahHahHHHHHabahahahahahahahhahaahhahahaahhahahaahhahahahahah

Crows

*be's getting opened by Godtorians*

Adelaide radio woke

PIKE OUT

the absolute fucking state of badelaide lads

>adelaide crows
more like adelaide BLOWS

my gp and then a subsequent psychologist seemed to think it was worthy. Also for possible OCD symptoms.
Might just end it all lads. Or have a beer and just not go. Either or

USA! USA! USA!

5AA link lads

Which SA team is the bigger meme? It's like they're trying to outdo each other.

>ITS AS BAD AS THE SHOWDOWN END OF BLOODY STORY
FIRE UP

this is me. untreated for 5 years. the idea of going to the doctor again is too much for me to handle

*be's the hot new meme on the /afl/ block*

christ, between this and the sexual dysfunction i might just fuck em in the river and get over it myself

*be's having muscular 300 posts*

power are easily the most plastic team in the league

Adelaide boomers are going to melt the phone lines after this

LOVING this *be's* meme

>sexual dysfunction
It's not so bad if you have PE.
I mean... so I've heard.

Hope you chucked some money on this lad.

kek

KEK

K E K

Told you

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAA
THE ASOLUTE FUCKING STATE

Rev up them 5AAs boys

they're already losing their shit

based and willtopower-pilled

never seen a crow choke this bad since i fed a sausage the one in my garden

Explosive surge of activity after a quiet few weeks.

>pyke cant coach

KEK

EAT A DICK YOU ADELAIDE FAGGOTS

>he didn't be'd on /cric/ when I instigated and then revived it
baka

>"Adelaide just went to shit, RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME"

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just rubbing salt in the wound at this point lmao

fuck doctors and fuck pills

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afl.com.au/match-centre/2019/18/adel-v-ess#/summary

Listen --> 5aa

lads
LADS
bad crouch

>"I've had a gutfull"
this is gonna be a good one

I'M TIRED ROBBO

So glad I'm an iggs fan and don't have to follow a loser team.

*be's* posting is from /cric/

USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA! USA!

Keen for the callers post game lad

BASED western GODstralian

*be's claiming ownership of *be's*posting*

Guys

fat crouch

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baste

they call you meme historian lad

*be's tuning into 5aa*

absolutely based post.

bit rude imo (to be honest)

>boys grinded that one out really well

should it be ground? neither sounds right

>WHAT THE F ARE YOU DOING WITH THAT

absolute seethe happening on 5aa lads

5aa litty

oh well, >we'll hopefully make up in the numbers in the 8. Hope some heads roll

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TWENTY NOINTEEN OVAH *SLAPS*

TUG BOAT WALKER

this Poort mong

DISGRACEFUUL

get rid of sloane lmao

>first caller is a port supporter giving crows shit

Lel

>GET RID OF WALKER BETTS AND SLOAN
HAHAHHA

KEK BADELAIDE FANS SEETHING SO HARD THEYRE TURNING ON BETTS
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Rory Slowne

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>ABSOLUTELY DISGRACEFUL
>WEE NEED TO GET RID OF WALKER [....] THEY DID ABSOLUTELY NOTHING

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>imagine what Phil Walsh would be thinking

kek

KEK

K E K

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Phil Walsh turning in his grave

TURNING IN HIS GRAVE

jesus christ

>phil walsh turning in his grave
Oof

this guy wants every person fired lol

>"Phil Walsh turning in his grave"

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honestly never understood how people care about footy this much. d these people not have other hobbies and shit?

>How do you stop it?
>WELL TACKLE FOR A START

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cranking one out to /gif/ while listening to 5aa lads
absolute kino

love how the knee jerk reaction is always to just fire everyone. do they know there isn't a line out the door of better players and staff?

it's all old boomers driving home issuing a rant and the occasional legitimate mentally impaired person.

Fucking mad lad gonna join you. Which thread brother? Link me

had the opposite problem the only thing i’ve had sex heh

do they still use radios in adelaide?

this cunts calling from underwater

port supporters keep calling in, kind of annoying

>i’m not gonna bother turning up for games anymore
based mark
also that fucking boomer getting cut off for swearing KEK
grim stuff

show us your floss zoom-zoom,

>poort customer lecturing about crap kulcha
keg

i didnt even hear what he said, what was it?

Based drunkard

Ben is stoned to the gills

>LOIK I JUS THINK ERRYON NEEDSTA CHILLA BIT AYE

he was mid rant and they cut him off, no one heard it

based glass half full drunk cunt

>clearances 50-28
>still lose

grim stuff

GOODONYA BEN
BUDGET TRUCK RENTAL

based Adelaide torture camp destroying their kulcha

SACK
E V E R Y O N E

>"I called last fortnight, do you remember me?"
>"nah"

glad i’m a loins fan

btfo

what does don pike even do. crows seem to only play well individuals have good performances

to be fair, that was the showdown and Rowie cracked the shits and left the commentary box right after the siren

>Based
19 matches
>Cringe
1 match

/afl/ = scientifically based

holy based

got 20 yous tonight lads not bhed

r8 my headline:
>ON A PIKE
Crows fans out for blood after capitulation from 5 goals up.

19 for me, ggs.

i got 27
top that pleb

>spelling the name wrong
believable, congratulations you're the new Advertiser copy editor

could, dare I say it, Brad scott at crows work?

on which sides of the alcohol spergout were you?

good enough to make the australian or the courier mail, but that’s not saying much

neither just chimed in with my personal preference of neat whiskey and that was it

good taste

>but that’s not saying much
you don't need to say that, it ruins the joke

the real joke is the courier mail readers

>neat whiskey

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this is legit one of the best I've seen, eyes are very compelling, lotta soul for a hired AI

What are you trying to say?

EPIC MANLY SHIT LE GENTLESIR LE BACON & WHISKEY LIKE A BOSS XDXD
or something along those lines

cringe

exactly, real men get out the calculator and work out which cider is the highest ABV / price

based

Please watch our sport

reminder that XD posting is the sure sign of a mental midget.

gib zhe first

morning /afl/ hope you're up and ready to make the most of the day, not even that cold.

>he calls himself a crows fan
>he has any positive outlook, faith, or hope at all
>he doesn't think something always inevitably goes wrong
everyone getting worked up about >us shitting the bed exposes themselves as a cazzie. spectacular failure and ultimate suffering in comically pathetic ways is part of being a crows fan.

youtube.com/watch?v=wx7-Hr-iVJ4

r a g e

kino, used to stay up with a mate all night watching music vids to try and get a glimpse of a titty watching rage

Good morning MY /afl/ family

morning mate, its too bloody wet to get out on the motorbike so im going to punch cones and watch the WAFL on telly, then im off to optus to yell at walters to stop falling over. gonna be a good day lads

The absolute state
files.catbox.moeSLASHj23oi1.mp4

story?

kek just Man U retards brawling, wish that slut got put spark out though

No footy on until 1:30
No good footy until 4:30

my cat is dying, lads. had some sort of seizure the other night now she looks like roadkill. not a bad run though, she's 20 this year.

sorry to hear that lad, 20 years is a damn fine run for a pet though. My pupper is starting to slow down at almost 14.

mine died a couple of years ago from kidney disease. was hard watching him seem basically fine but knowing he was already dead. give her a hug for me.

eat it for dinner

F

r8

Sorry to hear m8, just be prepared if she goes hiding somewhere since that's what some cats and dogs do when they know their time's up.

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thanks for the (you)s lads. just had to pick her up from outside. she was sitting in the wet grass in the rain giving zero fucks about life.

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*be’s predicting a draw today*

based

just got flogged by 20 goals and fucked my middle finger not a great start to the day 2bh

poor lass
are you gonna put her down humanely lad

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*be's having comfy radox bath*

*be's having lunch while waiting for the tiges game*

yeah mate if it looks like she's stopped eating or drinking i'll call the vet out and give her the green juice

*be’s dying*

mum made a home made pizza for lunch which I was expecting to be shit but it was actually pretty good

just be vigilant cause normally they go off to die alone so she could just vanish one day

predicting a poort loss

lmao

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old friend sent me a message confronting me about being a neet, told him to fuck off and leave me alone

old friend who got married and disappeared a few years ago texted and called me to get lunch with him last week but I was already stoned by 11am and couldn't face society so I just ignored it

Futebol Australiano

r8 my cheat day snack haul lads
>dry July status, much like my will to live: broken

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based
mind your own life prick

post thicc uma delicia

fantasy data including projected scores for free lads
tds-afl-data.s3-ap-southeast-2.amazonaws.com/data/afl/players.json

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mate do you really eat all of that?
honestly kinda jealous, im a permanent skelly fag who cant put on weight to save my life

Very interesting, might see if I can work something up based off this data if I have the time. You're an absolute legend m8

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What's the point of a cheat day if you're gonna eat a week's worth of calories in one day? May as well eat one snacc per day every day

yeah usually, I rekon the only left overs will be maybe a third of the packet CC's and few of the biscuits. I've lost 32kg lol, good luck though skelly fren when you think you're eating heaps you probably aren't, go big.

Well Satan, if you're low carbing a cheat day will replenish you muscle glycogen so you can still hit it hard in the gym.

because in doing so I get to be a pig and have lost 32kg. Are you the same sperg that has a stick up his ass week after week about my "progress". lol sad cunt.

this guy knows. Vince Gironda was a genius.

>Poort

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stop being meanies or i will stop posting and youll all have a cesspool of meanies to enjoy amongst yoyrselves O_o

keep inexplicably losing weight lads

what would be better, Port being shat on after all their tough talk during the week, or Tigers bottling a great start to lose it in the last 10 minutes?

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>Fred lost to Carlton AND Gold Coast

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>gold coast
fold this poothetic peem

what was that WORM Barrett insinuating yesterday in his Sliding Doors shit about the REAL reasons Demetriou wanted to bring a fresh club in?

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>2019 /afl/
>full of normalfags
imagine my surprise

what a shit team Carlton is, only barely doubling Fold Coast's score by Quarter time

>muh sekrit klub
pathetic

kys faggot

*be's be'sposting in /afl/*

fuck up

/afl/ is a diverse community. We can't all be deadshit losers like you, mate.

got him on a string AGAIN lads

fuck up faggot

based

dance my pet

*be's elite AND muscular*

witnessed an absolute masterclass today lads hope you all took notes

any anons going to the gabba tonight?

>delayed telecast of the footy, instead playing a rerun marathon of renovation show #3849
>"wHy Is n0-oNE WAtChinG TV aNyMore?"

i'd watch tv if they started putting more anime on tv again
tfw you will never wake up early to watch cheez tv before school ever again

>carlton will be above melbourne on the ladder if they win
lmao peemons

they have zoomer anime on often, but yeah, all i watch on tv these days are 90s sitcoms and kinodramas and the football, and also rage when i'm up all night drinking alone

its been pretty kino lately with sbs world movies having ghibli stuff on the weekends, always good to switch over to when the current games are fucking boring like these current two games on

honestly reckon the chinks are onto something with wearing the facemasks, sick of dirty cunts coughing on me on the train

iktf, took me a decade to figure out that OG Cheez TV were cut because fucking Rove McManus got shitty over the puns at his expense that went over kiddies heads during the time he had a modicum of success.

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no its a symptom of their buglike nature

>motlel

for me, it's always Cheez TV but The Big Arvo was pretty decent after school back in the day. Something about that plain blonde girl Jen got young me diamonds. Was always jelly that I thought her and Ben were "doing it" I didn't even know what "it" was

>in b4 yuh still don't
I-I'm a stud

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>losing by 4 goals
>better do a le epic bow and arrow celebration

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where were you when

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getting picked up from school, mum told me on the way home in the car. I didn't really have a reaction to it desu

i thought it was a weird joke ad when i first heard it on breaking news. shocked me desu, almost as shocking as the gold coast suns football club's abilities to play football.

lunch @ high school it went through the gossip channels like wildfire. I acted like a faggot edgy zoomer and walked into class and said "Steve Irwin's dead lol" and got yelled at by the teacher, rightly so. Never realized how HUGE he was in the US, I've visited his zoo and everything. RIP Steve.

This except it was my grandma

my tiggas

back home ireland
mum told me when I woke up
got a little teary used to love watching his show on saturday morning

watching tracy grimshaw on the couch at home after scool

yeah I was an edge fuck as well, I remember when Paul Walker died I immediately cracked a few jokes about it because me mates were big F&F fans

migrate when ready lads