/trans/ - No old memes allowed

it will outlive you and i both fatlad

Cruz Azul, m8

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True thread

This is the proper thread. Well done lad. Shame you're Algerian Shitty Fag.

fair enough I guess, bongman

they are relegation tier without clarke

I'm the Roma supporting Dutch flag, I honestly don't care much for the EPL

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Manure are going to sign Nerman and no one else and he’s going to get rekt on a rainy night in Bournemouth and they will get relegated.

you're both as bad as each other tb h

Lads, playing FM19 in the Bosnian league and restarting to try and get good youths, but my first one is best with a 160PA striker. Thank god I saved.

wuld b kewl

youtube.com/watch?v=FtSd844cI7U

Thoughts?

Well, you're free to entertain that opinion for as long as you like

Fuck it not restarting, keep getting 100PA's. 160PA Striker will do. I signed a 191PA MC tho regen.

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Nerman will refuse anything except Barca

Just like your fat fucking sorry excuse of a body. Pedo

>>women’s super league

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You realise that he posts in here constantly without his trip.

very gassy lads

Do a fart

And?

>Do a fart
BRAAAAAAAPPP
haha

That he'll never fuck off. He'll just take his trip off. The nonce is gonna nonce it up.

read these three as one convo by accident kek

>I'm the Roma supporting Dutch
damn thats like 3 layers of cringe&faggotry

They're all the same person. He's mentally ill

>From FA findings on Sturridge betting case: "On 12 January, Dean (Sturridge, uncle and agent) messaged Daniel “Fuck it stay out of squad” “This Inter Milan (interest) is real”. >Daniel responded “Cool with me”. Liverpool beat Man City 4-3 on 14 Jan without Sturridge in squad.
>black intellectuals

>Jurgen Klopp plays down new Liverpool contract talk: 'There is no need to do it now... everything is fine'
Which job will Klopp take when his contract ends, lads?

German national team if he wants to remain untarnished in the fan's hearts

About as smart as the time Joey Barton got done for betting: mirror.co.uk/sport/row-zed/7-worst-joey-barton-bets-10298852

Young boys

Absolutely NEED to watch some Wilderball lads. 3 weeks to go, this is worse than nofap.

welcome to west ham

Unironically man city after pep still can't win a European cup

Would LOVE to be dead

LMAO
twitter.com/Shane2559/status/1151959372525920277?s=20

Your mum would be sad

Killie will be in a relegation battle under that Italian.

Literally me.

kill yourself then

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Lads, did they ever make a film about the 1966 World Cup? Like dramatised and all that shit? I ask because there might be that Leicester Title Win thing. Plus England winning Cricket World Cup.

I had a two times ballon d'or who was only 165 PA in an old Reims save, don't worry about that. CA allocation matters more than a few more CA.

Nah. We would miss you.

Good night lads. Xx

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Escape_to_Victory

i think dortmund can do it next season, lads.

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Nah, they're waiting for the fairytale of Qatar to make the movie

Farewell. Hope the next life is better for you x

>Crusaders will meet Premier League side Wolves in the Europa League qualifiers after beating B36 Torshavn 3-2 to progress 5-2 on aggregate.

>Wolves' first European adventure for 38 years
>start in fucking Norn Iron

And?

well it's not really that much of an adventure, is it

Less likely to travel to northern Ireland then Spain tbf

STOP bullying austria

His dad is pimping him all over Europe m9

What went wrong?

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What reason would Neymar have for forcing a move away from PSG to then join united?

I’m a united fan and even I can’t come up with a reason.

>Inb4 money

Like united can pay him much more than he is currently on at PSG

Lads. Why did nobody tell me we had a game? I would drop anything to play with my /trans/ lads.

Wages based on shirt sales from the biggest customers on the planet

I tried to find it a few days ago, the club, only to get loads of transgender shit about muh right to play in women's teams. Hate this world, the country and society.

Daily reminder Fitizen (Irish flag) got btfo when he said the shirt wasn't real. Reminder he knows nothing about football and bangwagons Liverpool.

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It's Narva Trans. "Trans" meaning "Transport" in this case because they were originally founded as a workers' club for the Narva Motor Depot.

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I know, I just happened to be searching for it and I searched 'Trans Football Club' and got predictable results.

>put "trans football club"
>get this link: dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/transgender-footballer-who-now-plays-14110451
Can you identify the tranny from this picture?

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I mean obviously, everyone knows that Liverpool fans are the original plastics

Yeah, that's the article. Ignoring that even if you treat hormones from Day 1 of birth, bone structure is genetic. Disgusting.

think i found her but it was a toughie

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lyl

How much have you donated to the Japs? Its offically 4channel approved

That black silver kit is actually pretty sexy.

The hell is buckfast and why do I want some?

£25
Nothing will replace the loss of human life though.

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The opportunity to not be mbappes bitch?

I sent them a hentai video with an embedded virus if it helps

3 jars of fresh cum

Tonic wine, it's full of caffeine and fucks you up. It's great.

Honestly joking tbqh, sort youre life out. The donation thing is clearly a scam

I dunno why tf did he go to psg in the first place?

Barcelona

He wants out because winning stuff just makes people expect it regularly. He's never going to satisfy people now unless he wins the title + something else. I mean Klopp COULD win the septuple. Which would cement him as the greatest manager ever.

Thank you so much, user. KyoAni really needed those £5.

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Wine made by monks, Scots love it

I was a little excited that Brenny would be coaching Lesta to have a more attacking style but now i realise he's going to squander the kitty on shit transfers

>google buckfast for you
>get 'English People Try Buckfast For First Time'
>Black person
Annnnnd nuke us lads. Can't stand this place.

Whats with all the loan with obligation to buy deals lately? I've never heard of these until last summer.

Brenny would be fine if he wasn't such a financial fuck up and if he actually had an eye for talent.

kek should have called it NIGGER DRINKS A HING lmao

Drink for Scottish women and Scottish kids

>Moved to new neighborhood
>Bar by apartment named “moot”
>Finally have money to go
>Listening to people
>Sounds like Yea Forums bar
I’ve never felt autistic to be desu

Some of us care believe it or not.

Why has the gossip page stopped updating later at night? It now updates, it seems, in the morning.

>Bury are to be deducted 12 points by the English Football League after the club's creditors approved a rescue plan to clear some of the Shakers' debts.

>The deduction means Bury join local rivals Bolton Wanderers in starting the season on -12 points after the Trotters went into administration in May.

I never got reductions for money issues, it means they likely get relegated or scrape through and haven't gained anything. They fall down to League 2, then non-league. It happened with my club Oxford United. First club to have won a domestic cup and then relegated to non-league.

i had a dream about how pardew was actually one of th ebest coaches

Bruh

Obviously meant to deter other clubs from being fiscally irresponsible, although the whole thing is moot when Pablo Escobar would probably pass the FA's "fit and proper" ownership assessments.

Obviously but being relegated is financially shit. I wish I was a billionaire. I'd buy a club.

>I actually looked at all the faces first
>burst out laughing at myself when I saw it

If only Madrid didn't have the silly stadium renovations to think about

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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what the...

Damn, is he that good that ABU’s are chiming in?

he is far better than any CB at United. Id say he would be the difference with them getting top 4 or not

>liverpool signing non-africans
i dont believe it

who was the last good portugese import? They always seem to be shit

bernardo silva?

Question for all Euro soccer fiends:
Is Gareth Bale really as fast as I've heard? My understanding is that he even puts pacy Ngubus to shame (ie. 4.2x 40 yard dash speed). Knowledgeable Euros and Brits only please

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He as the fastest player in the PL at one point. He might have slowed down a bit with age now though

he’s not as fast as he was, but he was fucking fast for a white person.. I think at first a lot of the ngubus thought they’d outpace a young white kid from Southampton and ended up getting burned by him

Bilva is elite, but he did go to Monaco before going to manc

true he is bloody good but vast majority seem to be flops

neves and patricio are alright
carvalho too

FFP work-around

>Part time sheep shaggers
The fucking state of Scottish """""football"""""

what is your goal of the season?...... from 1992
youtube.com/watch?v=9vD-_uNQsKU

Hope you lads have all donated your neetbucks to help the victims of the KyoAni studio fire

>Japanese incel anime terrorism
2019 amirite lads?

fall'on the floor is such a meme in FM, after winning everything in Lazio with a scottish amc regen GOATing up the entire UCL and even reaching world cup semis (beating England in the process) a shitty turkish winger in >schalke won it cause they won the europa league and bundes; two years later he got it fortunately, and even won an Euro with scotland, weird timeline

Does it clear my guilty conscience of having a privileged life if I do?

Probably not, but if you post about it on twitter girls might think you're sensitive and do sex with you.

>hey ladies I donated to this noncey anime studio

Reminder Benjamin Mendy is still injured and won’t be back until October at least

Who?

he's on the mend(y)

so he's still on...the mend(y)

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You could say he's still on the mend(y)

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maximum banter

>sponsoring the removal of sponsors

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Article in daily mail today of terriers selling their soul lmao

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Some guy walks in and starts pouring gasoline around, no one stops him, he then sets it on fire, no one flees, also there is no fire escape so +40 people die. Why are Japs so fucking brainwashed and unable to think and act without being told to by a superior?

Maybe they wanted to die?

The absolute state of this whole thing.

surely someone tried to escape rather than sit there burning to death like that dog cartoon?

Imagine donating money to a studio that didn't ensure the building its employees worked in had a fire exit.

Its like that time the tusnami came and a group of teachers refused kids desperate pleas to move to higher ground, forcing everyone to stay in the middle of the school field, because they had not been instructed to do otherwise in case of emergency. Nearly 100 kids (and two retarded adults) died because of this. Everyone later on agreed that the problem was that their evacuation instruction manual had not been updated yet.

Were you one of the lads making multiple threads laughing at hudders fir the shit kit proclaiming 'it must be real as its on the official website'.
Best kit in country now tbf

are you talking about that famous case when they tried to hold onto a flagpole at the roof?

Why the fuck are a company the size of American Express shelling out to Brighton

because it only cost them 1.5 mil

Pretty fast
youtube.com/watch?v=yWVrolNQ4RU

Imagine IMAGINE being thick enough to fall for paddy power memes in the year 2019

Absolute state of that cunt from the other day

>incel
From what I understand the guy was just deranged. He was apparently a trainspotter, so he probably was celibate though.

But /trans/ told me this was a real kit?

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/trans/ is shitposters and butthurt rugby fans

Dont know that one, here is the overly long story, theguardian.com/world/2017/aug/24/the-school-beneath-the-wave-the-unimaginable-tragedy-of-japans-tsunamiliterally, but this literally sums up why, in spite of several mothers and childrens natural instinctn to "run for the hills" was overruled by the stiff beaurocratic robots that could not compute going outside their instruction manual.

>The Education Plan was based on a national template, which was adjusted according to the circumstances of each school. Immediately after the earthquake, in the villages by the sea, teachers and children were following instructions to ascend up steep paths and cliff steps. At Okawa, the deputy headmaster, Toshiya Ishizaka, had been responsible for revising the Education Plan, but he had left unchanged the generic wording of the template.

Wait why are they using the full crest and not the simpllified badge like last year

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>people literally thought it was going to be their official shirt
How stupid could you get?

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I didnt believe it for a second mate

SMS to united what you reckon

looooooool Yea Forums absolutely BTFO

I suppose you could say he's still on the mend(y)

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Weren't people in spuh spee saying that the ad kit was real? Think I even saw autistic arguing about it, when anyone with even slight brain figured out it was a marketing campaign...

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They put loads of money into the stadium and they're based in Brighton for all their European shit.

Based Bale. How can anyone hate him ? He won them everything ffs

Brits arent the most intelligent bunch

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Seen some leeds fans claiming pp and huddersfield backtracked because of the initial reaction

ah yes so huddersfield are retarded and thought they'd get away with breaking the sponsorship rules with just a slap on the wrist
perfect explanation

you'd be surprised how shoddily run football clubs are
even these days, marketing positions and things like that are often held by "football" men, not by marketing specialists

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Imagine being Irish

let's say a female friend of yours has a hint of a moustache
how do you go about telling her

LEL

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Would rather a whatsapp

i just wouldn't bother

Just start calling her Mario and laughing

>nice stash. Wanna fug?

Wolves in for Cutrone. Could be kino

Goal S for me

Is he any good user? I've never seen him play

He has mega talent. Really surprised Milan would consider losing him. I’m certain they would put a buy back clause.

Lads. Do you reckon Maguire will be announced on Monday?

Milan has no legs to stand on, they're in a steep downward spiral. Cutrone is leaving a sinking ship

youtube.com/watch?v=mo-9eHYU7sY

Milan want Correa and need to balance the books because of FFP, I know that part. The advantage for >us of being in this Mendes circle is being able to get players cut-price when somebody needs money because of it like with Neves.

What kind of striker is he? Is he a goalscorer or is he better at holding up the ball and linking up play

Why would he go from being Milan's backup striker to Wolves' backup striker? Even with Milan's current state, this is a sideways move at best except he is also away from home now.

maybe he's just always dreamed of living in the west midlands

>Liverpool’s Alisson Becker voted best goalkeeper in the premier league.
>never even won it.

Lost least matches. Not his fault the other end couldn't score past Everton or Man U

He is a poacher. I think he would go to Wolves to be a first 11 player though.

Lads. I’m sat in my nice warm bed and it’s raining outside. Comfy

i'm sat in an office with no windows and hospital lighting
it's extraordinarily uncomfy

luckily, i've only got another 40 years of this to get through

>spent yesterday out with friends in the sun
>spend today inside with the rain
Good couple of days

Anyone going out to watch Afcon tonight? Me and a few of the lads are

working at home today. usually like fridays in the office but the rain makes it nice to stay home.

is it on real telly?

any updates on the gf to (you) transfer lads?

issue with the fax machine unfortunately
technician said something about it being clogged up with semen

It’s on Eurosport so kind of

phwoooooooooooaaaaaaaaaaaar that it a cracker

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Yes she is signing on my cock and balls now. Then I’m gonna jam my cock up her arse and cum

Damn, gonna make some bets using Paddy Power now

shame it uses the full club crest

getting close to lunch lads, feelin' very peckish
grim desu, efl have a lot to answer for

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based obamas still running the planet

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Where did you find this? Need to buy

I want to go out but it's pissing down

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dunno what you lads are on about its just grey and warm up here

take a brollie

looks good that desu
think my favourite efl kit is the sheff weds one with the pixely bits on

>pekish
>brollie
Fun words desu

How do they measure this?

>muh pixels
Gamer nerd

i think they just ask people

That looks quite nice actually. They really have no sponsor logo for the season?

Most likely the re-design wasn't finished or something and they wanted to avoid a Leeds scenario. As you can see the re-designed terrier sits at the top of the re-designed badge now.

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totally rigged by libtard jews otherwise Trump would be #1

Peckish*

What are the stars for, I hope its not a citeh situation
>purely decorative

ti think 'udders were pretty good back in the day
they've definitely won the league and probably the cup a few times when it was more important than the league

>the three stars, added in 2000 to remember the three titles won in the 1920s

So Liverpool should have 18 on theirs?

Three league wins. 3 more than Liverpool eh!

yes m8 Huddersfield won the PL 3 times

having stars on or around your club's crest is for wee clubs

Lol no silly. Liverpool are yet to win the league

Huddersfield and Ipswich both have them representing things they've actually won

>yfw City now try to claim they are for their Prem titles or something

Which is 3 more times than Liverpool. Just to clarify.

City don’t have stars anymore

>They really have no sponsor logo for the season?
Only this season. Then paddypower will slap their name on it because everyone will have forgotten about this incident by next year

haha yeah

At what point do we call the next season "this season"

now

Start of August

After the Charity Shield

the moment they start using the new kits

Posted some bait in another thread but realised my heart wasnt in it so just left

for me, it's realising i've made a spelling error, then closing the thread, hiding and reporting it, then clearing my browser history

why are old memes not aloud itt?

It's writing half of what you want to put, realise it's going to be longer than you thought it would and figure it's not worth it in the end

tomorrow

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>man united v inter opposite wolves v man city
harsh

yeah we all know city - wolves is going to be the better game

be top kek if united start lukaku

probably will desu
looking forward to seeing the fat cabbage getting btfo beforehand as well

what are we up to at the weekend lads? i'm thinking i might do some painting and finish my harry potter marathon

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pusy

youtube.com/watch?v=IYwf2SBWa5o

Planning what to do with my Euromillions win.

>anyone with even slight brain figured out it was a marketing campaign...
Huddersfield are still fucking retarded for being exploited by them.

based

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After tonight’s Afcon final.

I agreed to wagecuck sadly, need the overtime

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Ole confirmed he won’t play. Why don’t they just hand him over after the game. Can Conte bring £65m to the game in a suitcase and swap it?

>bit for me da so he can get a nice retirement place
>sister can get tae fuck
>quit job
>buy a big fuck off flat
>hire a cleaner
i'd be struggling after that

Give me half.

HAHAHA FUCK BURY
Massively over spend to get promotion and fuck themselves even more in the process.
Up the imps

>£65m
United want 75m minimum why can't those wops get it into their thick skulls

stay classy, prick

Technically the new season starts like a week after the CL final

How much you got?

>buy a nice house in a quiet house with no niggers around
>look after mum and dad
>rattle around said house, playing vidya, wanking off and checking my online banking every hour or so
Not going to take long m8

>we set the price
>reeeee why do leichester want £80m for maguire it's not faaaaaaaaaaair

Leicester*

Shit fans
Shit chairman
Shit club

I'll be amazed if they can even get a squad together next season.

Buy a lower league team and play IRL Football Manager

Dartford Champions League Winners 2030

Lads. Where were you when Liverpool won the league?
For me I was when pigs fly

Me and my m8s will do it (only on Saturdays though cause wagecucking) only payment we want is our petrol money and a spread laid on after the games.

don't like to think about it personally. makes me sad when i stop and go back to being poor and alone.

i'm rich in spirit

>ethanol joke
HAHA

Hope its not diesel, too expensive.
Let me know your preferred toppings for a Morrisons build your own pizza. (£4 limit pp).

people have too much money anyway and we just spend it on shite we don't need and doesn't really bring us any enjoyment
even my flat is just full of absolute tat that i don't need at all

are you watching the AFCON final?

Wealth consists not in having great possessions, but in having few wants.

might do

do you have children?

You’re right lad, I’m preparing a massive boot sale/eBay job lot of all my shite and the amount of stuff I’ve used once or even not at all is unbelievable.
I just wish I didn’t have to wagecuck, and winning the lotto would take care of that.

>hire top associate in top lawyer firm to arrange prize payment with lottery and banks
>don't tell anybody I've won, not even family
>look for country to move abroad
>tell everybody I found a nice job in such country
>convince my parents to sell their place and buy them another home in a nicer place of their choice, paid for with my new job wages
>move abroad
>change phone number
simple as

Yes. Hoping Mane breaks his spine.

Pep will get Mahrez to fuck his shit up.

Why doesn’t Maguire just get on a plane to Singapore and start training with united. What’s legally stopping him doing that and what would the repercussions be for him if he did it?

Suarez must be leaving right? He was dog shit last season

Same reason I stopped watching Escape to the Country and Homes under the Hammer. I'll never have the chance to have Jules Hudson drive me around the Cotswolds.

I wish
not only is he shit
he's also an absolute faggot bullying young players, usually to protect his starting spot
and after playing a horrible season injured, he decides to miss copa final to get surgery and diet so he could do a nice copa america with his nt team
lárgate ya puto gordo de mierda! hijo de puta!
but he's not leaving

Man that pussy so good

Fuck homes under the Hammer

>"So this place could be great for a family home, what are you going to do with it?"
>"I'm going to turn it into 4 one room apartments just so I can make a shit load of more money"

Lads, I think Chelsea just lost to a Chinese team.

>[Article in German] BILD: Liverpool linked with Havertz
Yay.
He won't leave this season though.

For me it's Hazelnut Swirl*

>Believing havertz will go anywhere other than Buyern

>going to b*yern after they couldn't even get past r16

Lads.

>your team
>your prediction for prem league position
>name one signing you want
>curry or Chinese?

They win the league tho

Liverpool
2nd
Want Cout, not a cuck, just want him back, simple as.
Curry.

United
4th
Bruno
Curry

Which is more than can be said of Liverpool eh!

united
any top 4
milinkovic savic
curry

For me, it's strawberry temptation

Chelsea
3rd
Want to sell David Luiz, Marcos Alonso, and Willian
Curry

For me it’s orange truffle. Am a sucker for any orange chocolate. Thanks for bringing this important piece of information to my attention.

>flag
>curry
can't make this shit up

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>Chelsea
>3rd

No. Tbqh they’re even more fucker than united

That flag. I guess you prefer to eat your own shit?

Marcos "I'll just pay the fine" Alonso

tbf theres an equal amount of people who love chinese really, its often discussed if you've got fuck all else to dribble about

curry is better though, nigeria bro. hadn't tried it before being in the uk, but i can now understand why the bongs colonised india

based

Kits shouldn't have adverts. Fuck the jews.

Brighton
Anything above 18th
Maupay, or failing that don't sell anyone
Curry

Liverpool
1st
Qt
Neither. I prefer Italian

we have top midfield, 200 IQ and 30 IQ striker tag team, pulishit, >prospects, and frank at the wheel. cannot see in what way >we are more fucked than united.

i know it is. i prefer curry too, but they're brits, on Yea Forums. when i went to uk it was 50% indians so half the people with that flag are most likely pajeets who live on curry

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Brighton
11th
Foden on loan
Chinese

>
@mailsport
Atletico Madrid 'will turn to Tottenham playmaker Christian Eriksen if they miss out on James Rodriguez' as La Liga giants plan to continue remarkable summer spending spree

>top midfield
You have literally 1 good midfielder
>200 IQ
Le I can’t score any goals man
>30 IQ
Never done it in prem
>pulishit
Benched at Dortmund
>prospects
Literally who?
>fat frank
Couldn’t even get out of le championship

>Brighton
>anything other than rock bottom.

Pick one.

Newcastle will be bottom.

Whilst I personally think Atleti have fucked their squad overhaul up big time I am really looking forward to seeing how it turns out. Could be a very exciting season for them.

Hammers
7th
A new RB, not sure who
Big ol Dhansak

Oh yeah. My bad. Forgot about their Brucey bonus

The fucking state of Liverpool fans

United
2nd
Werner
Curry

fuck feels like curry

>Werner

Feel like this rumour died about a month ago. He would literally be perfect for Oles pace merchants tho

What your favourite curry lads?

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Didn't /trans/ tell us that Trippier was DEFINITELY, NEVER EVER, going to Atletico Madrid - as recently as Tuesday? Weird!

>You have literally 1 good midfielder
>not rating jorginho
also we have RLC and Mount, who are at least on foden's level of potential. disregarding that, one good midfielder is better than what united have
>Le I can’t score any goals man
>not rating a wc winner, who proceeded to carry chelsea in europa league
for the 30 IQ i meant bats, but tammy abraham fits the bill as well
>Benched at Dortmund
due to being injured, second half of the season played pretty well, is quite young, and has proven that he can deliver in his previous seasons at dirtmund
>Literally who?
Zouma, Abraham, RLC, CHO, Mason Mount - almost ceratin that all of them will be in the england squad next year

spurs
3rd
A new RB, LB and CB
Curry

t. gammon
most people on here are norfs with terrible taste in food, they get excited about yorkshire puddings or fish & chips
curry is honorary British food in that it is shite and tasteless, and people only pretend to like it for social validation

ya. I'm hoping we sell lukaku ASAP and just spend it immediately on him. I think he's off to Bayern though.

HTFC
5th
A striker
Pie

except zouma i mean

seems so
archive.4plebs.org/sp/thread/94259847/#94269519

Jalfrezi or dhansak. Sometimes madras

forgot about kovacic as well

>curry
>tasteless

Curry is literally the most flavourful thing ever.

also probably a replacement for eriksen

This is literally laughable. Haha

>curry is shite and tasteless

Are you actually retarded?

These two posts exemplify perfectly the total level of retardation that exists on Yea Forums

Imagine actually having these opinions. Would kill myself desu

>Signs Andy Carroll, whose injury troubles are behind him, and wins the Championship at a canter

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>hating on curry

Go and fuck yourself

>Andy Carroll, whose injury troubles are behind him
OHNONONONONONONONO

Would enjoy watching this. Would prefer Pulis to sign him thorough. Pulis-ball with Carrol would be amazing

Get off Yea Forums

Breach of contract

Fuck off ireland

stop posting

>Found a Fox's Glacier Mint in my drawer
>It's gone squishy from the heat

Devastating

Put it in your butt

Arsenal
6th
Literally Any competent defenders. If we would just splooge 100m on Mee and Tarkowski I would be happy. We could even hire Dyche just to train those two

Lads. I am a girl. And I have 2 boobs and 1 vagina.

Have sex with me.

How many fingers can you get in your holes?

>Villa
>Idk probably around 15th, think we've made enough signings to avoid relegation
>Need a winger, apparently Trezeguet is close so I'll take that
>Mines a Madras and a 4 pack of Stella

t. tranny

Fuck off tranny

I had sex yesterday, first time in over a year.

Would you a Taylor Swift cat?

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Everton
7th
Dunk
Curry

>Using global superstar Taylor Swift to introduce the world to entry level furfaggotry

They're smart.

Taylor swift is shit

You're beautiful. Seriously. I've never seen you but I can guarantee you that you are. You are a woman. You are a female homo sapien. And for that reason you will always be a magnificent heralding of what millions of years of evolution has to offer, and men will find it mesmerizing. You are nature's work of art. You don't have to be the Mona Lisa or the sistine chapel to be beautiful. You have a lot to be proud of, honey. It's hard in our rigorously elitist society of late, but you are without a doubt attractive and appealing to the opposite (or same) sex. The tips in this thread will help, but confidence cannot be faked. Just know that you're fabulous and the world will follow you along.

>curry
>tasteless
Stop trying to impress your friends and just going for the hottest curry available and you might just discover something

you're the same guy that doesn't like curry aren't you?

s e e t h i n g
imagine thinking pajeet food is the apex of cuisine. That's how retarded norveners are

Thanks for posting this. I feel great now.

I would ask if you wanna meet for a drink but you’re in Canada. I could hope you’re on a proxy. ;)

no, I am that person, and I concur Taylor Swift is complete shit
Why would you listen to music manufactured for 13 year old girls? Nonce

I usually go for a lamb pathia or rogan josh

see ya later virgins

:)

how many vials of gamer girl bathwater do you own? cuck

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Honestly imagine not.

Feel sorry for you. I am literally a chef

>I am literally a chef
Not him, but I feel sorry for you.

Zaniolo to united hotting up

I feel sorry for myself it’s a tough life but I love it. I work in a Michelin star kitchen and I just can’t stop loving my job. My gf wants me to move front of house.

Are Barca gonna offload Suarez?

How much cocaine do you take on an average shift?

>having a gf
>having a job you love
don't change anything

None. It’s pretty straight when you get to this kind of level.

how do i unsubscribe?

He is Messi's friend

gonna be benched by grizz apparently.

Will have to eventually. Cheffing forever will kill you

Do your sommelier training. GOAT lifestyle

fuck off, Taytay is the Ronaldo of music

start your own restaurant and eventually hire a chef to take over the cooking?

who

So you’re saying she’s the GOAT music?

Eventually that’s the plan yeah.

>casuals

Of course

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what's that between her legs?

Lukaku is happening.
So will Icardi go to Napoli or Juve?

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favourite taylor swift song lads?
gotta be either love song or style for me. 22 also dece

***love story

I like sweet child o mine

sweet, sweet gap

Cats-here me rawr

Lads.

Yes lad

Shall I do the washing up?

Pros:
Gf will not be in a bad mood

Cons:
Cba

based and most probably a superfucker, a cunt destroyer

you know how to treat women la, expect incels to seethe

Have noticed a distinct lack of Irish posting recently. That has in turn resulted in a much better /trans/. Feels good.

buy and install a dishwasher before she gets in
solves both problems
>less effort that doing the washing up
>she'll be well happy

No space for a dishwasher in our flat. Otherwise, a sound idea.

Lads I'm a guy. I have two dicks and a huge bollock

>t. man shitty tranny

Wanna be a baller, shot caller
Twenty-inch blades on the Impala
Call her, gettin' laid tonight
Swisha rolled tight, got sprayed by Ike
I hit the highway, making money the fly way
But there's got to be a better way!

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Tarkowski to Leicester imminent

Dishwasher are shit most of the time, you need to rewash a quarter of the dish it's supposed to wash

Underrated player.

You just proved to everyone on Yea Forums that you’re a skank who doesn’t maintain his dishwasher.

You do realise you need to scrape your food off your plate before you put it in?

The fuck kind of dishwashers do you have?

reckon i'd rather rent a flat that didn't have a washing machine than rent a flat that didn't have a dishwasher

spent 20 years of my life washing my own dishes and it fucking sucked. it's just not for me

>Derby
>28th
>goalie and a winger
>chinese

The french are disgusting

I never had one, just talking about my experience at others' houses.

I used to torment a housemate with Never Getting Back Together
>Weeeee EEEEEE

Love Story is GOAT

your dishwasher is either old or just shitty then

Any lelds news?

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Who else caught that Sky Sports confused Inter with AC this morning and were running reports of "AC Milan's Conte confirms interest in Lukaku"? Boy, I hope Jaydee Dyer was fired for that.

feminine benis

you're not using a proper rinse aid my man

yes

>Dunk
You want him over a new striker / winger? Mina will be starting next season with Holgate as back up.

Ask boko haram to blow up your router

My dishwasher didn't do the business on today's rinse. Just found a bunch of noodles and rice in the bottom. Gonna kick the shit out of my flatmate when he returns.

reports coming in of an overweight half-man, half-wolf abomination dressed in a leeds shirt terrorising passers by on briggate

How can you be lazy about washing dishes but not walking to the laundromat

hehe

>not wanting a centre back

going from rafa to steve bruce, does it even get any worse than that?

Sari to Lampard

For me, it's JAV.

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if they dubbed it into english then i'd probably be fine with it

Unironically miles better than Traore
He'd also fit better in EPLel's physical kind of game than Serie A's tactical

guys my wife has small tits. i'll never get to feel a nice pair of big tits ever again in my life. this makes me very sad.

imagine washing dishes instead of buying disposable paper and plastic dishes and cutlery for less than 1€/month and throwing everything away as you finish

waste no water, no electricity, no need for soap or dishwasher and repairs

lmaoing at all you retards right now, in tears actually, lol hahaha, fuck I can't stop rolfinglmaololojajajaja

this must be the famous witty and intelligent 4chins everybody talks about

What's your opinion on sexmex, freund?

For me, it's being the only gay on this H*tero board

>tfw Bi
Best of both worlds innit

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i seriously hope you don't do this
greta wouldn't be happy at all

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Based JAVposter.

bit gay lads

Lads. When united inevitably finish 3rd will you all apologise?

does this puta know how much water and electricity is wasted on washing dishes?
how much do washdisher factories, their packaging producers and transport to shops pollute? oh, and the electricity waste of the shops where dishwashers are sold
exactly, fuck greta, I would smash her teeth out like a fookin piñata with a monster uppercut if she was here right now, that whore is obviously in the pocket of the dishwasher and electricity lobbies

buy paper plates, those are recyclable

>Sweden

they have literal ass sex yet they're still less gay than you

if you think washing your dishes in a dishwasher and especially just washing your dishes in a sink is less efficient than buying 100 sets of disposable crockery and cutlery every month then you're a genuine mong

Dumbest post on 4channel

Pretty sure this board is at least 30% gay

aren't we all at least 30% gay?

>tfw the concept of jokes is lost on friday /trans/

dont like how they make it so perverted. girls pretending they dont like it while old men fuck em while some cheeky young guy is peeking . I think thats the Japanese character its that peverted cheekiness. its all fun and games till they start raping and killing in that spirit

>Liverpool are in talks with Philipp Max’s entourage, the left-back is said to be valued at €20M (£17.94M). Barcelona have also shifted their interest to the German, after Betis didn’t want to lower their price tag for Junior Firpo. [SPORT]

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I spend approximately 3€ monthly in paper dishes and plastic cutlery, probably less
finish eating, everything goes to the trash

how much do you spend in water, energy, detergent/soap, time and dishwasher (cost/longevity and repairs) in a month?

well, well, well... who's the mong now?

Barcalona after Messi retires

He was bad last season btw

>how much do you spend in water
Do Spain pay to access communal water pumps or something?

12 assists the season before though.

As if Barcelona would want to tarnish their club with le epic pressing character

tbf, i pay yorkshire water like £70 a quarter

>the mong already backpedalling
>he's already looking up the cost of paper plates
I accept your apologies fren

Are you retarded? Water is not free

But it is a static price, you can shower for three months straight and pay the same.

You still have to pay for it baka lad

>But it is a static price
>you can shower for three months straight and pay the same
what?!

Excuse me?

my point was about saving the planet, not about saving you a little bit of money

what? you don't have a water use bill in the UK? here we pay for what we use if we are on municipal supply.

I have my only drilled well thankfully. But anyone in a city has a water bill each month.

you guys pay a flat fee for unlimited clean water?

Personally, I pay $0 for unlimited clean water. But I have my own well.

most people do
some people have water meters, which i think are generally considered cheaper (assuming you don't like own a swimming pool or something) but most older properties don't have them

Loser.

Yes, water meters are a scam.

well, that is unheard of in spain
how much is the flat fee monthly?

I took a shit in your well every day for the last 5 years

same

depends on the region

see for yorkshire but i think that includes like keeping the gutters clean or something as well (>implying i read my water bills)

since we are talking about water supply (I'm a hydrogeologist) canada is so unbelievably blessed with fresh water when water becomes a real commodity in the future (due to climate change) we stand to make a shit ton of money on water sales to southern US states. pipe lines, etc straight to arizona, california, etc.

enjoy all the estrogen in your public supply water losers.

Lads Maguire announcement happening at 5pm!

in spain, electricity cost of a dishwasher program is approximately 0,35€
then there's soap, water, and time cost

I only use paper plates because I'm lazy, live by myself and can't be bothered to clean them but I'm sure I'm saving money too

I have like 4 sets of real plates and cutlery I only use if anybody comes here

single use plastic is destroying the oceans you fucking monster

honestly mate, it's properly bad for the environment doing things like that, you really shouldn't

What would be wrong with having a bit of estrogen?

that's not bad
I pay approximately 15€/month for one person mostly

Lads. I’ve had an idea.
Why don’t we drill down around Liverpool and let it fuck off and then attach it to Ireland where it belongs? That way everyone wins. Britain’s crime and benefits rates would drastically drop. Ireland would be a bit happier.

balding, low sex drive, increased body fat

Sounds good. So you’re saying I should drink more tap water? I’ll get right on it

i mean if you're in transition you should absolutely drink has much tap water as you possibly can

I’m not. Im just not really insecure about my own masculinity.

Might as well stick to beer, full of estrogan due to hops and you’ll be rocking man tits a lot faster

>muh enviroment
Have sex.

>ever sacrificing so much a 0.00001% of GDP
Absolutely not user. Now repeat after me: economic growth is all that matters. Sacrifice everything for the graphs. Lines must go up at any cost.

Lads. If united sign Maguire, Bruno, Werner do you think they’d get top 4?

Except he was right, they played a friendly in the shirt making it a real shirt, he never EVER said it would be their actual Home Shirt. Once again, Fitizen fails to read posts.

But it was, they played a friendly in it, making it a real kit. Nobody said it would be their home shirt bar the newspapers.

who's bruno

easily

likely 2nd behind City. Liverpool will choke this year. VAR is going remove 8-12 goals and screw with their mentality.

Dropping Liverpool would improve GDP. As mentioned the crime,benefits,healthcare etc that city hoovers up would easily improve GDP

sorry la's, I'm not going to change this habit
but I'm a good person so it evens out

Liverpool/Dortrmund soon lads, literally cumming la

Casual. Please leave this thread.

Brighton defender, retired last season though

All they need to do is sell Lukaku and eliminate the temptation to play him.

Does Werner play through the middle or can he come from wide? Ole seems to have a massive boner for Rashford so I assume he will be first choice ST

I'm gay. Got a problem? Deal with it. I love football. I love sports. And if you have a problem with that you can fuck right off. We /LGBspee/ now

Nice trips. I am with you bro. Being gay is totally ok with me. #loveislove

love straight lads
love gay lads
love straight girls
indifferent towards gay girls
simple as

Brighton fans are so cute

>New signing Christian Pulisic made his Chelsea debut in a friendly defeat to Japanese champions Kawasaki Frontale in Yokohama.

NEW THREAD

J U S T
Literally ruined his career too.

>Senegal forward Sadio Mane says he would swap his Champions League winning medal with Liverpool for winning the Africa Cup of Nations on Friday.

>love straight lads
bit gay that lad

Put some fucking rumours in, it's not hard, it makes thread starting easier. Christ you're thick.

not sure they need werner but yes

washing up is so easy mate

the guy from Borat