Who’s the best goalkeeper in the world right now, Yea Forums?

Oblak has to be the biggest fraud I've ever seen.

This selection was made by a premface

Szczezny is the best

>de gay
>ederson
imagine being retarded

>de gea

what the fuck
out of that list it's alisson or ter stegen i guess.

Human and doggo league when?

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Why do people get so emotionally attached to dogs, an animal which has no soul and no such a thing as emotions, an animal which acts souley on instinct, meaning the need to survive, have shelter and food etc. Women especially, they have this weird connection to their dogs often times a closer connection than to their spouses, some going as far as to engage in sexual activities with their dogs, which is rape btw. Enlighten me bros, should I get a dog, would it improve my life or cuck me?

Other

Szczezny

I'm glad we oppressed you potato eating cunts

There you go, instantly triggered over a question regarding dogs, what's up with that bro

you actually have autism

And you're a cuck, now tell me what's so special about your dogs

Probably toxoplasmosis

Get a cat. And take a break from the internet please bud, I'm worried for you.

Szczesny

F am, Just tell me what's so special about a fucking dog I don't get it

if you even have to ask why people get attached to animals, dogs especially, then you’ll never even understand the answer

Ter Stegen looks a lot like Neuer from the thumbnail

Gulacsi desu

Where's the world champion's goalkeeper?

Bro wtf, why are you deflecting so hard, explain it, why do you get so emotionally attached to an animal that only "likes" you back because you provide food and shelter

Bros I'm just lonely and bitter, sorry guys

>de gay
This piece of shit is not even top 20

because they’re loyal to the end no matter what, unlike people or “friends” who will desert you as soon as it’s not convenient for them to be around anymore..

I guess, are all dog breeds the same in terms of loyalty, I'm sure I've heard of dogs, especially bull dogs that have turned on their owners, but that's probably because the owner treated the dog like shit right

Are kid pickferd

What happened to this guy?

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I like women

If you’re a loving leader to your dog, they will defend you to their death. It’s just retarded minorities who raise it like shit and wonder why it bites people

Still Kahn

Only Buyern player I respect.

Thanks man

got slower

>"le never catch a ball under pressure guy" de gay
>good

Kek I didn’t answer you earlier because I thought you were just going to argue with everything I said, and no problem

injuries

Kevin Trapp if he signs for Porto, otherwise Casillas

Depends on the race
If its a pitbull it might snap any moment

If you show it that you dominate it from a very young age, they can be disciplined into not lashing out

Nothing. Wir brauchten etwas NEUER

Sure. Said the Pitbull owner before his face gets eaten

Oblak
Ter Stegen
De gea
The ranking of those three can change depending on current form but no other goalkeeper playing can match them.. It's not even a debate.

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you are wrong on dogs having no emotions. all mammals have emotions.
dogs are a creation of man, not of nature, the real animal is the wolf, the dog is a wolf that has been selected by men for dozens of thousands of years to have certain psychological traits, and until 100 years ago were more tools of work than pets.
psychological traits can be inherited if there is a large degree of endogamy, that is why not all breeds are good for working with cops, and not all breeds wiill jump into a lake and swim to retrieve a dead duck you shot down

Dogs love you with complete adoration. But the issue is they have no other choice but to do that, they will love you even if you starve them or abuse them. Criminal medical experiments were performed on dogs in the 1800s to test the loyalty of dogs, involving torturing them.

Basically, dogs are slaves genetically engineered by mankind since prehistory that love you more than your mother. If that is good, if that makes their love worthless, or if you can take the good things while being aware of the bad things, that is up to you.

Cats only love you a fifth of what dogs do, at least when comparing levels of endorphin when you pet your dog to when you pet your cat.

It's pretty neat the difference in loyalty like that between dogs and cats, or any other pet, I guess you have to experience it to truly understand it, but thanks man for taking your time to explain it

Exposed

out of those alisson
de gea and ter stegen (and courtois) are shitters, ederson isnt bad but no wher near one of the best and oblak is better but also nothing close to being the best or being remembered
allison might just be one of the all time brazil greats or one of the best in his generation, only time will tell, and all the others, bar ederson, have had that time and didnt live up to it
tbf in this generation, the previous greats were still rulling, casillas came back to his former glory after a lousy first season at Porto, buffon only became bad at psg, and neuer (who can still be included in this generation probably), though plagued by injury is still a beast and maybe still the best in the world
of the current generation only rui patricio, navas, and szczesny are really good enough to be the best and havethe longevity to prove it

Karius

Definitely not alisson, first of all thats a girls name so is he already disqualified, secondly its the man mountain and his faithful servant matip keeping him from having to do any actual work. Reactions are nowhere near the likes of Navas or De Gea and in 1v1s its still Neuer who is the best of all.

Based.

best shit i have read today, thank you Mac Lochlainn

Time and time again this question will be asked, and this is the only true answer:
1: Navas
2: Szczesny
3: The rest you could put anywhere

Oblak

Those manlets wish they had the wingspan and the best keeper of the WC award and the beautiful smile of this 199 cm turbochad

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the true gk of the wc was pickford

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also, patricio and especially schmeichel were better than that fraud, their teams were just shit and so they couldnt advance further
even lloris was better than that hack lmao

Fucking based

The one with a world record.

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It's probably some migrant muslim, they are known for their anti-dog propaganda. Hard to break into a house and knife a grandmother in her sleep and rob her if she has a gigantic beast protecting her.

UHH

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Unironically, have sex

Fuck you

Chink detected

If you die your dog will guard your body, your cat will eat you.

Handsome

they are loyal

imagine unironically being so autistic that the internet has warped your view about the world and living beings, specifically dogs

kek

Stegen was having a near perfect year until the Liverpool game, so for me it's him.

the cat acts more like a human
don't forget the sequence is actually this:

old man or woman lives alone in apartment with cat - cat owner dies - cat is in a locked apartment with no way out - cat runs out of food - cat eats your corpse to avoid dying from starvation as last resort

most people, locked in a room with no food, would eat their dead dog or dead cat to avoid starving to dead., humans are even willing to engage in cannibalism as last resort, like the Uruguayan rigbiers that crashed in the Andes

The only remarkable thing here is how inhumanely loyal dogs are.

An easy one

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1. Keylor Navas.
2. Oblak
--gap--
3. Ter stegeb
--gap--
--more gap--
4. Who cares. Allison, De gea, etc.

Actually i sincerely believe that anyone who suggest any differently from this list after the last 5 years is literally fucking retarded.

No they all just watch the premier league alone.

right, the same retards who actually sincerely thought that Courtois would some how do as well as Navas when he moved to Madrid, or that De Gea would.
And im a United supporter who love De Gea.

Dogs totally eat your corpse.

In terms of ability
>de gay

In terms of last season
Oblak

over the last 4 years, it is those top 2 without question. I used to put Ter Stegen next to the obvious top 2, but he fucks up too much.
Also keep in mind Navas has had the hardest job in Europe over those 4 years, so what hes done is a miracle, compared to Oblak who has one of the best defensive systems in front of him.

>Allison
>De Gea
>Ederson
>Casillas
>Courtois
What the fuck

>Ahmed O'Mohammed

Have you ever seen Onana play? He is totally shit, I saw the match against benfica in the champions league and the goal they made to him was his fault, look at the Afcon Cup as well, nah man, Onana is not even top 10.

absolutely based and right

Ter Stegen, obviously
dude has been the best keeper in the world for a few seasons now, too bad he's behind barcelona and won't get recognition because of it

Based Hirokeshi dropping truth bombs

Meme flags displaying more knowledge than so called """"""""football nations"""""""". De Gea is still №1. In terms of physical abilities and talent, he's the only one who can rival Neuer in these departments. He'll make a comeback and all you stupid memers on this board will eat your words.

South Koreans dabbed on him

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Oblak
Ter Stegen
Allison

Off the last 5 years De Gea.
He had a rough end of the season last year but he had the same drop in form last time he was renegotiating his contract.

That’s from cats

This is why people say the Irish aren’t white

players known for their first name are always the best

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he was almost a year injured, came back and immediately got injured again

Which one are you talking about?

courtois is the fraud

Are you people retarded?
In no reality is De Gea top 3 in the world, he never has been and he never will be.
Im a big united supporter, but I also watch other teams regularly, De Gea is a fantastic keeper, top 5 for sure, but the gap between him and the top 3 is very real.

1. Alisson, no doubt.
2. Oblak, close second.
3. Would be tempted to say ter Stegen, I also rate Lloris, but they have both done a lot of fuck ups in the last year... Szczesny has been surprisingly good.

>Allison no doubt
He's had 1 and a half pretty good years with a good team in front of him.
That puts him no where near the top

>He's had 1 and a half pretty good years
The question was "who's the best GK in the world RIGHT NOW"

>with a good team in front of him.
Name 1 (one) god tier GK that didn't have a god tier back 4 in front of him
Casillas had Puyol, Ramos, Pique, Cannavaro, Carvalho, Varane...
Buffon had Chiellini, Barzagli, Bonucci, Cannavaro, Thuram...
Cech had Terry, Carvalho, Cahill, Cole...
Van der Sar had Vidic, Ferdinand, Stam, van Bronckhorst....

wow, didn't know there were koreans in ireland

keylor navas has 14 appearances in all competitions in 2019
FUCK OFF YANK AUTIST

Navas for the last 4 years played with virtually 1 defender half the time and had to stop 3 break always pre game, Zidanes entire tactical set up was having Carvajal and Marcelo fly up the wings and Sergio Ramos push way up to the point where hes scoring goals, and it relied on Navas to save their ass multiple times a game, and they won 3 CLs in a row.

I think anyone who suggests that Navas and Oblak aren't the CLEAR number 1 and 2 in the world over the last 4 years are living in a other universe.

Jesus Christ do you guys ever watch anything outside of your own league?
What happened was retard el president signed Courtois which was an enormous downgrade, and one of the reasons Zidane left.
And Madrid's year was a catastrophe with Courtois letting cheap goals in consistently, and Navas putting amazing performances every little chance he got.

old shite
take it to 2017 i might have some time for you

Based and redpilled