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go knights

>analheim is white

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hockey

woah haha ice lol "n word" XD

got a pole right here for you, bitch

You're stupid, we know. We get it. You don't need to keep reminding us.

based

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fuck /hoc/reddit island

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Reminder

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anaheim is white

Hello my white Mississipian friend.

what limp dicked faggot reported me?
Go back you weak loser

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Cute /hoc/ girls

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I'll do it again if I have to.

based mexican-canadian user

Sunbelt? Cringe and small dick virgin incel

Snowbelt? Super based, huge cocks, ultimate chads

coward cant even (you) me.

mississippi?

why do people ban evade?

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Presenting: hawk-e

thoughts?

MODS = GODS
Run back to r/the_donald racist drumpftards

Alberta has the only white NHL cities and that is a tragic fact

the mcdicks down the street from my house has its ip permabanned for posting child porn

calgary is a pajeet town

Niggers are a sub species. We are better off without them

hey guys I invited my friend Sunbelt to the party, I hope that's alright. He's a little shy so please don't be rude :D

Its called a warning you faggot

yo, does "he" put out?

Thinking about banning peon, flylels, and all sunbelt fans from the island

Friendly reminder that racism can save your life.

hot

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learn to read

Imagine thinking you could you limp wristed little basedboy

everybody is racist. there are messages all over the world discouraging racism because everybody is racist.

>his climate can't sustain ice on it's own
lmaoing out loud at sunbeltlets

you don't fully grasp whats going on do you?

Send that black bitch back to Somalia

they don't outnumber us yet

I am very based, thank you for the reminder

existential threat WHEN?!

are you having separate conversations in your head that aren't here?

I agree friend

too bad the knights are /hoc/ island's team pusy

Imagine letting an orange mascot (most likely a furry too) bootyblast you so hard

only because the government stopped publishing official demographics in 2016

reminder

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they only do the census every 5 years, dummy.

You guys want to watch some cringe?

I do every time I come across a randy post

and?

Remember to be nice to everyone

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Ron Francis to be Seattle's GM eh?

Imagine being fucked before your team even exists

not bad for them. he did build a majority of the canes current core today, so maybe ron can give the seattle ____'s a good team. maybe not be as fucked the the knights

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/mlb/(my little brony) in the wild
youtube.com/watch?v=sQ5iwGApwLM

twitter.com/SinBinVegas/status/1151909227314601984
good idea to bring in based big game big brain james

youtube.com/watch?v=umoHZbKnUW4

Remember to be nice to anime posters today, it's their 9/11.

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why whats the occasion?

>had a hand in jordan staal 6x10
xheattle is doomed

well remember mcphee? the knights are cap strapped but he did build a quality core

Some weirdo burned down an anime studio in Japan. It was an old building with not many exits or fire escapes. He was armed with swords. 33 people died.

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no he just did arson because of trains

Knights fans rise up!

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An autistic Japanese trainwatcher got upset because the studio KyoAni made an anime about high school girls in a band and the one playing a baritone was given the same nickname the autitsic trainwatcher gave himself. So he went to one of the KyoAni buildings with a bunch of gasoline and knives, started fires at all the exits, and killed at least 33 people, with another 36 people injured.
It was up to code, the guy just poured gas everywhere and it was impossible for people to escape. A bunch of them died trying to get to the roof because they couldn't get the door open. He only had knives, one of the KyoAni employees chased him down and the police caught him.

Forgot to add, the tl;dr is that tripfags are always cancer.

Hoping this fire means the end of anime forever.

>implying any worthy will allow for Gaygas 2.0 to happen
it doesn't matter if Francis builds a team that doesn't make the playoffs until 2028, he's a HoFer that Xeattle will keep around to give them clout while they're new

he'll probably hire Maurice for HC after the Jets cut him loose though so that'll be funny

no it doesnt it was one studio.

ideally who would your team give up to seattle, and why?

this is the correct take away

Gotta start somewhere

Marc Andre Fleury

whichever one seems the post accepting of fags because seattle will market themselves as the Pride Team

Have a nice buzz going on, should i go to the nearby pub for a beer or two? it's almost 22:00 and i have to wake up at 5am.

Seattle Fuckinqueers

Seattle is for everyone

Sure why not

No, be a good boy and stay in

Seattle homos

most of the players id want them to take are garbage or else their contract will end before seattles expansion draft.

Resilient people take control of themselves and the challenge; non-resilient people absolve themselves of control and let challenge take control of them. Remember this: you are in charge of your own life; not the universe, not your parents, spouse, boss or employees. You. Resilience requires you to take responsibility for your life and you have clearly assumed this responsibility by picking up this book.

seattle sneed and feeds

Seattle's starting goalie will be Scott Darling on a 7x10.5m contract.

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Peons rearranges to Penos lol

seattle sammys

Seattle Dickmunchers

ding dong diddly based

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fuck that, get rid of patches

The author of the book I was quoting is actually named Sam.

seattle daddy issues

I had two freaking big spiders in my bathtub

Eat em

Seattle David Dukes

they are protecting you from other insects

You must live in a disgusting shithole to have a spider problem in Finland.

Seattle DB Coopers

Seattle Gachis

>spider problem
Shut up fly

>letting /cric/stralia live rent free in your home

Seattle Somalians

Seattle Gogo nuts

general reminder that a player named samuel fagemo was drafted this year

Seattle Send Her Backs

Seattle Daisy Dukes

that's racist

Seattle Fagemos

Seattle Lifelongs

reckon i could beat the living shit out of each and every one of you lads

for me its the islanders. that perfect mix of snowbelt and sunbelt. how do they do it?

seattle claret jugs

I do but the rent is only 450e so what ever

Name a time and place buddy

Just released a few cheeky spiders into finlands bathroom, lads

good, he deserves it after the shit he pulled yesterday

seattle sounders (up the peepee)

Seattle New Friendos

When are the Womens World Championships?

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Women are God’s only mistake

woman is the nigger of the world

Just eat this apple I promise god wont get mad

Seattle Atlatls

Seattle kärpät

this
this is the name
this is the post

future Seattle captain

based and redpilled john lennon

>fooled by a literal woman
Adam should of known better

wtf she cute

>should of

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April 29th, 1992. South Central Los Angeles

should of
would of
could of

Did eve eat the apples and then give it to Adam?

There was riots on the streets tell me where were you

Adam should've eaten Eve's ass instead.
I know I would've.

Adam ate the apple then he ate her asshole.

but I didn't do that

Its adam and eve, NOT adam and steve

Based, god hates fags.

Yeah, I'm not afraid to admit it.
I lick cooter.

I prefer Danzig overall as much as anyone, but the Graves era has a handful of songs that are better than any of the original stuff.
youtube.com/watch?v=NcuoXEiLcQw

gods not real

Well he lived for like 800 years I'm sure he did.

No he didn't, he's fucking made up lmao dumbass

wtf, who was the author of the bible then?

haha

Have fun in hell

jewish people

A bunch of Gary's people, a few thousand years ago.

why do people always turn around in MY driveway

Biblical reminder that being a gay is an abomination before God

jesus was a liberal

Jesus is LORD

Liberalism only works if you have magic powers.

so the 7+ billion people on earth all started from 2 people, huh?

Jesus was a carpenter

jesus would be disappointed in literally every judgemental racist bigot christian faggot desu

Jesus spelled backwards is Susej which sounds like sausage

It's made up, you fucking morons.

God loves everyone

Just the whites

libcuck

but gods son isnt even white

T. Doesn't know history

t. retarded hill billy

o yea cause the world was totally globalized when he was born and people emigrated all around at will. they just got in their car and drove over.

There were white people there. I'm guessing you think the Pharoah's were black as well

What was Alexander the great and the roman empire.

neither jesus nor the pharoahs were black or white ya moron
them niggas was brown

a conqueror

Tan

WHERE WERE YOU WHEN BASED PUTIN BTFO /cric/ FOR ALL ETERNITY

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they lived near the equator and didnt get a lot of shade. they were just deeply tanned.

imagine basing your religion on the speculation that a jew from the middle east was white

based putin

That’s not the basis of the religion ya godless simp and faithless fool

>letting /cric/ live rent free in your head
What's it like?

blessed and redpilled

seething liberal

godless reprobates get out. /hoc/ is forever a Christian nation

i only pray to rnjesus for dank loots

I’m a registered Republican
t. Pete

jesus was a liberal

Reminder that the Pens will regress and be relocated in five to ten years, and that the Flyers future is looking bright.

stop pretending you know anything about Christianity

Jesus is LORD
t. Schuyler from Schuykill

>his "god" is a brown liberal jew from the ME
hilarious

Xheattle Dickgirls

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he helped the poor and disadvantaged. anons would consider him a libcuck nowadays.

>they worship literally everything they hate
o i am laffin

pretty sure jesus was anti-gay, anti-HRT

nope, that would be the old testament jew god retard

whens the offer sheet coming????

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conservatives want to help the poor and disadvantaged also, they just disagree with liberals on what the way to help them is.

Definitely. Imagine defiling the temple God made for you and dilating between /hoc/ bait posts

Ryan carpenter
Because I don't even know who he is And don't care

And jesus helped them in the way liberals would.

jews don't worship god, they worship satan

>poor
>supported sex workers
>discouraged wealth holding
>encouraged peace
>socialist
He's everything they hate.

anons would roast him for being some virtue signalling faggot too, even tho he is genuinely trying to help people.

He's an invisible defensively responsible 3rd or 4th line winger.

Jews are the Synagogue of Satan
t. Jesus

Jesus never gave people rights, he gave them commandments. sounds pretty far-right to me

Thingkin about driving my shitty car off a cliff

are you going to jump out like a poof?

>Jesus gave commandments
You are so fucking retarded you don't even know what you believe.

He was even a cuckold, his "wife" was a prostitute.
Imagine following this religion.

Jesus was the original onions boy.

That's what it says in the bible
"I know the blasphemy of them which say they are Jews, and are not, but are the synagogue of Satan".

Daily Reminder that Steely Dan fucking SUCKS

if it hasn't happened by now, it's not happening
now hopefully dubas signs him to a reasonable deal before the season starts

the worst christian is leaps and bounds better than most atheist you guys are cringe as fuck

Jesus is just alright with me

remember back then they didnt even know that north america exists or that the earth revolves around the sun. fucking retards.

Based Big Bible drawing more dimes than any book in the world

*sips negroni*

>cuck man phil appearing at starrcast
kek he's broke and irrelevant

The Greeks knew the earth was round

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simmering

he's going on tim and sid at 5pm to announce his trade

lot of godless losers in chat today

why do i get the feeling this christcuck is also our resident mandrama faggot

Marner 10.25 mil
Rantanen 10 mil
Point 8.5 mil
Boeser 7.53 mil
Tkachuk 7.79 mil
Trump loses reelection
Laine 8.4 mil
Bulju to Detroit
Mcdavid asks to be exposed in Seattle expansion draft

based hunter

/hoc/ is a Christian boomer nation ya simp

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have fun burning in hell :^)

Because they both take a similar amount of stupidity to go along with.

You can't say that

why dont you faggots switch to muslim if you hate women so much and want them to be subservient to you?

painful erection

Before or after it goes off?

It happened again last night.

>Mcdavid asks to be exposed in Seattle expansion draft
that'd be based as fuck desu

how many days to go?

Because the muslims deny the divinity of Christ and are all going to hell

365+77 (because of lockout)

Accurate as fuck.
I knew it. Go back to Yea Forums

Please don't tell anyone

Because that would be the rational step, but they're low iq retards. Islam basically checks all of their boxes, while Christianity is the antithesis of what they actually believe.

On one hand conservatives think that throwing poor people in cages will help them and liberals think that healthcare savings tax credit issued by black CEOs to promote greater "accessibility" will help poor people

Forced Marriages would also help them escape inceldom.

I have multiple tabs on my cyberweb browser user I can be in both places at once

>implying i'm not also on Yea Forums rn

10/10
Would cum again

t. incel

I never said I hate women, also women should be subservient to men according to the bible too

hockey

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general reminder that this was the most dominant hockey team ever assembled

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oh look two presumably grown men who like watching sweaty men in underwear roll around pretending to fight have found each other.
cute

>n-no you
christcucks on suicide watch

imagine being forced into marriage and still your wife wont fugg you

That team absolutely assraped e

Applebees or tgi Fridays?

Hate Muslims
Love MEMRI
simple as

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Neither, Chili's.

>3 goals allowed in 6 games
2 ez

clicked on this image and it still hasn't loaded

Imagine having no grasp on your religion's dogma. These outlandish things you believe in were retconned with the New Testament, retards. If you want to believe in Old Testament shit, you're a jew or a muslim.

>Chris kunitz

olympic team with chris kunitz

Chris Kunitz is more accomplished than any american ever to play hockey
wew laddios

ok thanks

Kane

>Zero Olympic Gold
nope

Kunitz has 4 cups ya mong

what

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conservatives think people should be given the opportunity to help themselves instead of being reliant on others to help them with handouts. In Christianity, the first book of the bible it teaches how man must eat from the sweat of his own brow. we are also taught that you reap what you sow

1st overall
Calder
2010 Cup
2013 Cup
2015 Cup
Olympic silver
Conn Smythe
Art Ross
Ted Lindsay
Hart trophy
World Championship MVP
Multiple 100 point seasons

>chris poonitz

conservatives want to eat off the sweat of another mans brow

Once again showing your retardation. If you want to believe in the Old Testament, be a jew or muslim. Jesus completely retcons the laws/commandments of the OT.

Bro that's gay as fuck

Hey guys I'm a Christian now I wanna fuck kids and eat man ass because I'm gas as fuck and a christian

>Poonitz
4 cups
1 gold
>Rapist
3 cups
0 gold

>OT

Is it 5on5 or 3on3 OT? 5 min period or a full period like in the ploffs?

did jesus even know about mass production or publicly traded companies? dudes lessons are fucking out of touch.

To defend Christianity is to defend priests ass fucking children. Safe to say, its not for me.

Wrong, the Bible is the word of God.

>NHL all time top 100
>Crosby babby

sure are a lot of 19 year olds that think they have Christianity all figured out today

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Hey guys I'm gay as fuck can you guess what I am?

Four cups
1 gold

Three cups
ZERO gold

Even a shit Canadian is better than the best american.

>this thread
Let's go back to talking about spiders. What kind of spiders were in your bathtub, Finland?

2002 team in their prime would be better.

a resident of /hoc/ island

sure are a lot of hill billys who've never read/understood their bibles here today

either of your two dads. or randy

I defend Christianity and condemn those other things. Crazy huh?

Definitely not non-religious, thats for sure

Christianity is a pyramid scheme only instead if money as currency they use kid fucking.

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PRAISE JESUS!!!

the only time ive been to a church was for a wedding

2010 was better on paper, but 2014 the coaches solved the big ice by selecting a bunch of mobile two-way D.

Like most of these 2010 guys were in or near their prime, too

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remember when patrick rape also beat up a cab driver in buffalo

pay your tithe heathens

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there is no pyramid scheme, there is your soul and God. it's a straight line.

2002 was also fucked up. 2002 and 2010 are both like, hall of fame classes unto themselves basically lol

that immigrant had it coming

>sacrifice your children to us, heathens

send her back

based we should all follow this example but leave gagan and sumit alone

2010 is more memorable with the epic ending, but the 2014 team only allowed 3GA in 6 games and shutout both burgerland and sweden.

Fuck me in my ass jesus, nail me like youre on the cross

Yeah. The whole team bought into the system. Quite the thing of beauty. Carey Price never had to make any hard saves.

Satan will be glad to help

beating people up over 30cents when you are a millionaire seems quite nigger tier

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Manlet rage

/hoc/ is for White Anglo-Saxon Protestants, just like Canada and the United States

twitter.com/lucian_kim/status/1151928848499576834
>NHL star @9Artemi: Putin's time is up, he can no longer distinguish between right and wrong; I don't like the lawlessness.
F

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stick to playing hockey slav nigger

>christcucks crying over an image
good

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based

no one did though?

Next goaltender of the Seattle Xhehawks

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Nooooooo Panarin bout to get Icarus'd

>Anti gay
Nope he never spoke about homosexuality. He said love thy neighbor regardless of their sin.
>anti hrt
Again nothing in the bible about it but to believe a man is a woman is just a straight out lie in today's world and that is a sin.

serfdom isn't help, user

like wow crack a window

t. gaymosexual

those retards back then barely even knew how to save somebody from a flu, of course there wont be stuff about hrt in the bible

Acceptance of homosexuals and trannies is LITERALLY a jewish trick to destroy the west

in bed under the covers fully erect right now

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*Soviet

>t. idiot with a heart of stone
You are going to hell with the rest of them
There is plenty of stuff in the bible that refers to things of today. The old testament is mostly subjective and the new testament is mostly objective and this is where a lot of confusion happens. God told people of the past not to be gay because population was an issue just like they werent supposed to eat nasty animals because they had no way of cleaning them, or only plant your fields once every 7 years because fertilizer wasnt a thing. People who take anything as 100% objective are retards than need to be purged

All jews

its going to be 36 fucking degrees tomorrow

just open your fridge it will cool down the house

36 is almost freezing

Are you talking C now?

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Damn, Canadian winters are no joke.

every country in the world talks C except the US of A

Perfect Wu-Tang weather.

GOD DAMN FUCKING RUSSIANS
>Panarin says in a Russian interview that his girlfriend & agent wanted him to take the $12.5m offer from a smaller market team. But Panarin's heart was with the NYR so he asked his agent to go back to squeeze some more money

Wrong there are 5

And what temperature system do you cook with?

Holy yikes (about the 36 degrees)

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what happened to JT Miller?

he was the best Ranger just two-three years ago

He will be playing in front of thousands of chinamen next year

>another dumb bydlo thinks that he's so great just because he bought some fancy suits and a big faggot watch
>only the best and the finest for him now, he'll only play in world-class cities, because that's how great he is, cyka blyat
Wherever you are, you dodged a vodka-soaked bullet.

>his gf wanted him to go for money, no matter what team it was
big yikes lads

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the dials on my stove go up to 6. there is also a setting called "hi"

As my darkie friends would say, "if she breathe, she a thot."

tracking info still hasn't fucking updated lads

same and i just know how long to grill meat on my clean grill.

Hello.

What’s it say on the microwave

I take it you've had some bad experiences with girls. I feel sorry for you lad

Bit of a leap there, bud.

Thinking about giving Sweden the beating of a life time

Maytag

What do you do for oven cooking? Do recipes/packages really just have numbers 1-6 and hi for timing?

>maytagfags

I don't think so, son.

you put in a time and press start

he's an incel, what do you expect?

Uhh they have celcius numbers on them idiot.

hes right, you've clearly had some bad experiences and are projecting them

This better not be the same faggot who couldnt grasp that canadians have other ways to pay for food delivery

You're right, shouldn't expect too much out of the boy

how long does it take your microwave to heat up 2 frozen hotpockets??

my oven only has a Fahrenheit thermometer i think the previous owners bought it in the states as i live on a border city

lol this is exactly what i was thinking
good lord what a moron

made a thread on Yea Forums lads

Nothing makes me angrier than people deliberately misinterpreting things.

I only get mad when randy acts retarded

imagine photoshopping an image of the dominos.ca payment screen

What did he mean by this?

>associating yourself with third world countries
usgay may as well be third world as well

What a waste, having to convert all recipes to a system like celcius.

playing some csgo

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why does the NHL need an ambassador to China?

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a lot of states actually qualify as third world.

most recipes have instructions with both C and F

>ring ding dang dong

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good one josé

You disrespecting Liberia?

Give it a fucking rest, Ed.

I’m onto you Wu

i see randy is seething again

Pretty much every recipe I have ever seen has Celsius. Not everyone lives in the third world m8.

>Mcdavids only way out of Edmonton is to play in Manchuria
Bleak

>be ed
>have one of the worst teams in hockey consistently, year over year
>talk shit about franchises doing significantly better than his
very grim stuff

>Randy thinks it’s just one leaf that hates him and not the entire board
shockingly grim

He never stops, never sleeps. There is only seethe in randys brain.

I hope that he finds peace soon.

So is Trump just mask off white nationalist now?

yup

I think hockey sucks

Oh good I thought this election was going to be boring

>Just read a tweet where he misspelled Al Qaeda
Just like good ol times

Going to make some kraft mac. What I do is I fill up the pot with some water and and put it on one of my burners. Then I turn the gas on, ignite it, and keep a good flame underneath the pot so it boils. Just thought I give you a step-by-step rundown for the one user who also doesnt know how ovens or stoves work

Remember to report off-topic posts.

Just ask for a trade Connor

what did he do

Very humble of you user.

>gas
tfw new flat has shitty electric stove

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More twitter bullshit.

make libtards seethe

told folks that want to turn america socialist to go back where they came from

At least it won't explode, or kill you in your sleep with a gas leak.
Really, it's better this way.

Based Trump working the marks all day truly a hall of fame worker always keeping kayfabe and living the gimmick

kek what kind of shithole do you live in?

imagine being an "adult" wrestling fan
Doomed to permanent inceldom

Ya pinhead

imagine being worked on 4chinkels

Probably commiefornia

youtu.be/FtSd844cI7U

no
stop
go away
why are you like this

Honestly even weebs have more sex than adult wrestling fans

I've figured it all out lads. Randy is just a persona of a knights fan who is also the mandrama fag. It all makes sense.

>All the girls on manyvids are cosplaying weebs
It's not fair

yiff in hell

That actually doesn't make any fucking sense at all.

>implying I wasn’t a teenager during the 90s during peak nWo and attitude era
>implying I didn’t stop watching for 15 years
>implying I didn’t get back into when my kid started watching
>implying Yea Forums isn’t the best board on Yea Forums
>implying you aren’t worked

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Can't believe I watch the same sport as this colossal faggot.

None of it does. That's the point.

taylor swift

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holy mother of yikes

seething mandrama incel^

*hits pipe*

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Literally my last three ex gfs all liked wrestling after watching with me. Two of em even went to live events.

heels and a choker and a soft furry bosom

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I think the bar might be set artificially low for the kind of women that you're picking up, Cletus.

Big city boy and little city girls ya simp.

I honestly don't think I can watch hockey anymore. Knowing that in the back of my mind, somewhere in the United States, a mandrama tubrofag who also watches hockey. Farewell friends.

This looks like a cry for help.

Yeah but how do you fuck 600 pound women?

he has a couple of butt buddies that hold his dick

roll em in flour and go for the wet spot

David Duvall had a 14 on a par 5

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see you tomorrow

yeah the three other reloniggers fans in the country

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they have more fans on /hoc/ than they do in real life

t a y
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jesus christ
why

*spreads cheeks*
*farts*
*takes a las vegas*
*wipes*

Why would anyone wanna live in New York City?

Based Ed.

you never wanted to see dame judi dench but as a sexy cat?

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NYC isnt that bad to live in. the only issue is literally the rent and hobos

Putting a Red Baron in the oven lads

Thinking some of you could benefit from forced psychiatric treatment.

Thinking you’re a massive faglord

island

*scribbles away on a notepad
Yes, hmmm, and how is your relationship with your father? Have you ever posted an anime picture to an anonymous imageboard?
Don't worry this is a safe space, you can be honest with me.

I hang out with my father every week to watch sports and drink beer, sometimes we go to the club and shoot guns or bows. No, anime is for faggots

imagine not only admitting you like wrestling but that you also fuck fatties

You can walk everywhere, there are great parks, it’s got the best metro system in America, all the food is delicious, every type of woman exists, it’s the only place outside of LA where people are generally attractive as opposed to attractive people being irregular, it’s pretty, there’s always work, it’s the global art capital, and nobody gives a shit about you or your problems but you still end up socializing with real humans every day

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A big city with lots of things to do if you can afford it

>rags

Its like anywhere in america, its good if you're rich but if you're poor its shit.

I mean I can understand the allure of NYC for some people but most of this is just a really big cope desu

Sure is a lot seething going on today.

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>implying them being third world makes your statement any less wrong
>Implying it associates 2 countries together
You're just all over retarded arent you
1993

based ROR

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just like your brain lmao goteem

Isnt that just the world?

hi

Isn't that perron?

>You can walk everywhere,
no you can't
>there are great parks,
my backyard is a park
>it’s got the best metro system in America,
which you wouldn't need if you could walk everywhere
>all the food is delicious,
wrong, plus anything i cook is better and 1/10th the price
>every type of woman exists,
higher population = more diversity of people, sure
>it’s the only place outside of LA where people are generally attractive as opposed to attractive people being irregular,
tons of uggos in NYC as well as LA
>it’s pretty,
subjectively
>there’s always work,
except for for all those dirty homeless bums
>it’s the global art capital,
gay
>and nobody gives a shit about you or your problems
any city above a 100,000 population
>but you still end up socializing with real humans every day
no thanks

all women are pretty nice when the lights are out. also wrestling is pretty entertaining

no its shittier to be poor in the usa than it is to be poor in pretty much any other first world country.

you guys might make fun of me for fucking fat chicks but at least you can't make fun of me for being an incel. checkmate haters

just bated again

>also wrestling is pretty entertaining
yeah if you're 10

Just be like hey, what’s up what’s your pronoun

I'd rather have my dignity than fuck a hog.

>You can walk everywhere,
No you cannot
>there are great parks,
I have a yard
>it’s got the best metro system in America,
which is still utter shit and your more likely to get robbed or raped on it
>all the food is delicious,
Its shit, you only like it because you've eaten it all your life
>every type of woman exists,
This is true anywhere unless your talking race instead of body type in which case why would I want the shitty ones that flock to cities in droves
>it’s the only place outside of LA where people are generally attractive as opposed to attractive people being irregular
This is a bullshit stereotype cause by the mass populations voting for themselves as attractive. Average people are average
>it’s pretty
subjectively
>there’s always work,
So you can slave away for super high rent and cost of living
>it’s the global art capital,
gay
>and nobody gives a shit about you or your problems
No one gives a shit about your problems unless you make it their problem
>but you still end up socializing with real humans every day
No you put on a facade and everyone pretends everything is good until you tell them they cant do some mundane bullshit like cut in line and they fly off the handle. Also you're a transphobic homophobic piece of shit if you arent PC

Fuck everything about big city life

i was gonna post something just like this, had it all typed out but then i thought nah its pretty cringe and deleted it

just dim the lights and think about a hot chick. it's the ultimate life hack

>our poor people have iPhones and vidya games and food stamps
Pretty sure it's better to be rich world wide.

if no one fucked fat chicks, they would have more incentive to lose weight. be part of the solution, not part of the problem

"Lying to yourself" only works on retards.

Please dont sink down to randys level, lad. Fat chicks are the ultimate cop-out. Aim higher. Just bee yourself

>Pretty sure it's better to be rich world wide.
wow brilliant statement retard

yeah but if fat chicks didn't exist I'd never get laid. checkmate again loser

So then you agree to my original statement you fucking tard

okay this is based

>it’s pretty,
subjectively
>it’s the global art capital,
gay
>it’s pretty
subjectively
>it’s the global art capital,
gay

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I never disagreed with it you fucking brainlet. Just said if you're poor its better to be in a more socialist country.

getting it ready, cuck?

Have you never agreed with a person before?

Imagine wanting to play for the >rags

>no
That's disagreement

not word for word like that

what about late stage socialist countries like venezuela?

It's only 2 words m8.
Plus I copy pasted your response :^)

you cheeky bastard

no as in no, its better to be poor in a any first world country than it is to be poor in the usa
learn to read retardbro

bulju digits

But your "no" was a direct response to the original statement it's better to be rich world wide.

early shant

Nope, it was in response to the original statement of its shit to be poor in the usa
Learn to read retardbro.

>isnt that just the world
>no

QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK, QUACK,

>isnt that just the world
where its shittier to be poor
Learn to read retardbro