/cric/ - waifu Ashes ++ county champs edition

Croatia and Zambia are also suspended, and Morocco was expelled.

business idea: make this the new anthem for zimbabwe

why's she crying?

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>Following recommendations from the Cricket Committee regarding the pace of play and slow over rates in international cricket, the ICC agreed to the following:
>Captains will no longer be suspended for repeated or serious over rate breaches.
>All players should be held equally responsible for slow over rates, and as such will be fined at the same level as the captain.
>In World Test Championship matches a team that is behind the required over rate at the end of a match will have two competition points deducted for each over it is behind.

youtube.com/watch?v=YBnGBb1wg98

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I wake up screaming every morning

the guilt won't go away

every time I close my eyes I see the pitiful faces of the new zealand cricket team.. their dreams stolen..

Pulling on the boots and threading up the laces
Shaving our heads and strapping on the braces
There you have a skinhead, looking for a fight

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oooo...

hello darkness my old friend...

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almost like they DON'T want people to play our sport... hmm...

Also that high school cricket coach you gave a heart attack during the super over.

If you look closely you can actually pinpoint the exact moment their hearts break in two

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Best bowler and girl

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How about that high school cricket coach though? How many pieces do you reckon his heart broke into?

Fuck's sake lads, they were really slow at the hospital so I missed the first 11 overs of Worcestershire's innings. Not a bad start by the looks of it, hope to push it to 160 odd with some Whiteley fireworks at the end

Jesus christ Moeen stop blocking the fucking ball. It's a T20 match lad

Ok suppose that'll do it

>94/5
oh nonononononono

>stream works for 30 seconds and starts endlessly buffering
Fucks sakes
Anybody got a decent stream? No acestream, not doing p2p shit.

When I started watching we were 85-3 and going at just shy of 8 an over. All gone downhill since then. Hoping for Ross Whiteley to tee off though, best slogger in the game if he manages to get going

Have you tried cricfree.sc?

How is that boomer Samit Patel still Nottingham's best bowler?

>jinxed it
oh nonono

Any sudden interest in cricket England man in?

Oh for fuck's sake. In any case it doesn't matter, because the Cox Barnard partnership is GOAT, as proved in the semi-final and final last year

why you up so early?

elite tip

The amount of times they've rescued us in the last few years is stupid, even if it's just to get a 50 run partnership to help us limp to 150 in a county championship match. Our batting is really terrible for some reason at the moment

I'm an elderly woman and went to bed at like 9pm lol

I also have this thing called a "job"

based kiwi nan

Neesham literally broke his heart

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>imagine waking up at 6 and posting on 4channel when you're 70

based barnard Tbh

>CRR 12.41

Noice

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>can only hope he saw that six and passed on believing NZ won their first WC

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Pat Brown will tear these boys a new arsehole lads, 4 double-wicket maidens incoming

Might be the best I've seen him bat desu, most definitely /ourguy/

cricsports.sx/sky-sports-cricket-live-stream-ssp1

>One of the nurses came in... and said his breathing is changing.
>You know, I think [something happened] and he took his last breath.
Based grieving daughter drawing conclusions about nothing. The guy probably didn’t even see the super over, he was probably already having a heart attack and nobody noticed.

Guy probably started dying when he saw England’s 15 runs and figured that was impossible. His heart literally decided to shut off, that he wasn’t ever gonna see a blackcap hoist the cup.

Considering the kind of racist shit brits were spouting when Archer was selected to bowl can't imagine the absolute state of brit/pol/ if NZ had outscored them in the super poover.

might cop this

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Only thing you’ll cop with that is a bumming

also this

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and finally this

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Awful
Terrible

Looks like a maternity gown.
Kind of loud, but I approve of you zoomer fuckers itt making the full transition to button-down shirts.

yanks not liking them is a good thing

yikes student clothes

won't be copping the shirt though

GONE! FUCK OFF! GET THE FUCK BACK TO THE PAVILION CLARKE!

nobody cares about your amateur game full of dibbly dobbly medium pacers m8

christ domestic cricket is grim

Seriously take that garbage back to topshop and go to savile row

grim

>nobody cares about your amateur game full of dibbly dobbly medium pacers m8
>christ domestic cricket is grim

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This is (dare I say it) the lowest IQ post that I've ever seen on /cric/

FUCK OFF! GET OFF MY PITCH! THINK YOU CAN GET A BOUNDARY OFF BIG BAD PAT BROWN? THINK AGAIN YOU TWAT!

de Villiers tearing shit up

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It’s definitely in the top five. Probably still beaten out by one or more Richo posts though.

It was good of him to last that long, I would of offed myself as soon as Boult choked the Stokes catch

Reckon they probably defibrillated him after that one.

missus says she likes this one the best of the three.

espncricinfo.com/story/_/id/27212466/khulna-titans-rope-shane-watson-2019-20-bpl
Why is watshit playing in the bpl over the bbl? What the fuck

BTFO

If she didn’t phrase it as “hate it least of the three” better get rid of her.

>D'Oliveira comes on to bowl

Suppose we have to give Notts a chance, and give the fans a good game to watch.

sebbo on clothes is the grimmest eipsode

>sebbo not having zoomer streetwear tastes in his mid-30s is grim
Really scared of what you lads think is normal for younger men.

>mid 30s
fuck off to quora grandad

gonna buy this shirt instead

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nabla, 4channel is my home, you fuck off to reddit with the other zoomers I’ve driven from /cric/

Not a huge fan of the double breast pocket look, especially with that bias cut pattern.

Serious question incoming lads. Ed Barnard in the Test side for the Ashes - yes or no?

>Best batter in England
>Best bowler in England
>Best fielder in England

She said she likes the zipper. I liked this one she didn't like that one but said the other one was ok.

Nah, isn’t ready for tests yet

Going lumberjacking?

Well, reckon I would have to defer to her knowledge of and experience with zippers.

I always do and it's worked out well for me so far.

Decided to celebtarte this famous victory with a slightly different vibe

vocaroo.com/i/s1fvHjBPpmoY

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it is shakib bro

Off to work, lads. 6.50am. Grim stuff, but at least it's 1pm knock off today.

>That interracial, homosexual kiss cam

I don't think this semen slurping sport is for me

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Good morning to all my cricbros, especially based kiwis.

Someone post a screenshot

It was a fat paki kissing some white whore then 2 guys kissing, so tolerant, so progressive

>fat paki kissing some white whore
Based. Shall be self-inserting.

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>underarm cancer
That is really, really dire.

Tell me about Barnes
Why does he wear the mask?

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this what happens when racists run your country.. South Africa future looks grim too.

reckon we need to have a hibi/cric/ next thread in solidarity with Yea Forums lads

take it elsewhere, attention whore

BASED
A
S
E
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actually grim

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

i.stuff.co.nz/national/114357336/christchurch-emergency-services-responding-to-bang-heard-across-city

they were not too long ago all went wrong after the World Cup qualifiers

noticed a few poms replying to Americans in this thread
may want to put a stop to that lads

nothing more cringe than """"the boys"""" at pubs when eagle rock comes on and the pants come off

BIG Congratulations to New Zealand on the world cup win.
Thinking the token 'trophy' means nothing given the circumstances it was given to England under.
Also the general sentiment from all grig nations is that New Zealand are the true champions so again, well done kiwis.

thank you, we appreciate the sentiment. it was tough at first, but seeing how everybody banded together and admitted that it was an illegitimate "win" for England makes it better. nobody of sound mind would accept the result as just or even anything close to a fair reflection of what transpired on the pitch.

'chabin bla
x

Based B.L.A. rockin it back on the threads of slash-ess-pee. Dabbin on fools and jannies.

astonishing they looked so hard for one of the only things they were ahead on, boundaries to decide the result.
After the incorrect call by the umpires re overthrows which unlawfully handed England an extra run you'd think all out for 241 v 8/241 would be the deciding factor.
You guys were cheated out of a victory by a protected tournament where the '''winner''' was decided before the first ball of the cup was bowled.
we all know who won brother, Kane is a superstar and you are the winners.

Nerf Shakib

>blowins pandering to cazzies

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imagine a team of 11 shakibs

hate fat people just don't like them

tax return in thank you ScoMo for dropping the rates and getting me even more money

tried to put together an Ashes XI and fuck me lads the state of >our batting Smith is the only one I feel will be able to play the moving ball

>LE BAZED ZGOMO

saw an article about how a soldier was getting put on trial for war crimes and the comments were literally American boomers going "thank you for your service"

There is no logical reason to not decide a tie to the team who had loss less wickets to reach that score instead of no. of boundary's hit

agree completely

I'm not disputing the result but I will happily criticise whoever came up with that rule, it's completely nonsensical

going to get a pie and a coffee lads

what kind of pie what kind of coffee mate

hot pie and hot coffee

this exposes the englishman
we have a new world champion of cheating

sorry bla, got caught up with chatting with the rents. hope you're well ...we will catch up one of these days when the poopees have accepted their embarrassing loss and are not seething THAT much. wishing you a good night zzzz
x

Things not looking good lads.

England to follow

watching The World's End

new patek on my wrist

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Getting a bit chubby there m8.

UNIT
N
I
T

>was about to mattpost on Yea Forums
>got banned
at least it's just that board. jesus they're salty.

This my friends, this is THE post:

Just moved my kiwisaver away from ANZ. Fuck those assholes

ANZ is literally the royboy of banks

might get a pie for lunch

women's ashes more prestige than men's odi world cup because test cricket only real cricket. go Australia my friends!

>women's ashes more prestige than men's odi world cup because test cricket only real cricket.
so true

why not just a salad

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>t. Seinfeld

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why yes, i do watch the cricket, how could you tell?

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Can imagine seeing this one at Lord's lads.

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youtu.be/dVooa8hBskY

10:26
Off to work lads

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why the fuck does it work so well on him lads?

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fucking chilling
really captures the incel pedo side of him

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richo's sister is a babe even in an aiportrait

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sebbo ruining it

the incel pedo richo

I knew sebbo would run it into the ground from the moment the first was posted

>ERMUHGERD FACEAPP SO EPIC

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...

Even a Prime Minister is only human

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>pandering to yanks
shan't

Sad

Out at dinner lads. What wine do I get

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ata rangi is the only one I recognise

what's the missus thinking

when the banks collapse the stud holding cash is gonna get a lot of blowjobs

tonight's film: the man who killed don quixote

Don't turn down the ooshies at Woolies

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>

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lmao I've got at least three of those stickers and never bothered collecting

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Watched some t20 blast yesterday and I ENJOYED IT.

I think I'm gonna say it

What kind of cheap ass looking A4 wine menu is that

Test

Fuck up idiot it's an a5 card with good wines

In that case enjoy. i prefer a crisp white wine.

fat fuck

good post

shall make ones for dragon maid and clannad to honour kyoani

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just want to die lads

>ill have the house red thanks mate cheers

Back home lads. Where is the >grigget?

The expensive one

What's the latest on England returning the trophy?

thinkin about Kane Walliamson an stuff

Looking forward to Worcestershire destroy the so-called """Birmingham Bears""" tonight desu.

West Indies runs tings

How fucked is Eddie McGuire and where do I watch that documentary?

*salutes*

shan't be replying to the newly crowned cheats of grig until the next wc

Might watch the game tonight

makes me sad
>tfw disappearance director died

Unfortunately I don't think they've got it on Sky, so you might have to hop onto an incredibly fast plane and get yourself to New Road (lovely cricket ground desu). Why on earth they'd pass up the opportunity to showcase the greatest sporting derby in the West Midlands I don't know, but we'd never accuse the ECB of having any common sense

Or you could livestream it, Bard ;)

avoid discussing it all you want.
you're a bunch of cheats and New Zealand won the cup

Alas I've been forced to move away from merry Worcestershire for economic reasons, and I don't get the opportunity to go back to New Road as often as I'd like to.

craving sex

cricket sex

just regular will do

Vitality Blast on the cards

WTF? I love women's cricket now!

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why you chirping now, not getting any pussy?

when are England handing back the World Cup?

Morgan

morgan looking like a proper irish lass

1 Root
2 Roy
3 Morgan
4 Wood
6 Woakes
is 5 meant to be Stokes?

new zealands world cup

held in contempt by the english cricket board

correct

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Not happening la

Get over it mate

Had a grim night last night lads.
Got the kind of liquid diarrhea that sharts if you don't actively hold it in.

>non grig nations infesting grig
need to close the borders tbqh

Imagine the English guilt. Would hate to be one

Business idea: CANZUK, but freedom of movement for whites only

Netherlands are just about test nation and they've been at wc before.
US would dominate test cricket if they cared.

ireland are poo mate

>non grig nations continuing to infest grig
awks

BumGOD and the boys

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for me it is jason roy

8/241
all out for 240
complete and utter silence from the most vocal flag here when AusGODs roughed up a ball.

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>that fat guy who always wears a shirt in the pool
sad kek

richo mate you watching the women's ashes?

There's two of them in the friend group. Grim

glad lawncunt bullied me into going to the gym

trent boult apologises to new zealand for losing the world cup again

How very dare you. Next week we are going out to Lord's and will punish England for stealing your cup.
Have a little faith.

That was probably big strong shitspouter. Lawnies gym is his backyard.

I always wear a shirt to the pool not because I'm fat but to protect my milky skin from harmful uv rays.

literally allergic to the sun and have to wear a full body thing if I ever go from r a swim

grim life

I never wear a shirt at the beach or the pool because I am a fat cunt and don't care
people can still see you're fat with a shirt on
if being fat makes you that ashamed maybe you should lose some weight

Got a 'cuddle date' scheduled for tonight, lads. Wish me luck.

>ireshit
>netherpoo
please leave lads. nobody likes you.

haha gay
what's that and how do you book one, just so I can laugh at it some more of course haha

Irish lad is good

proxy off conor

Like getting my shirt off as often as possible because I am not a lazy fat cunt. I work hard for my Pec's, arms and abs.

I don't think watching fat guys I used to know in school who were lean is funny, I think it's sad watching them squirm.

I am a big fan of the fat pride movement
cant be arsed to lose weight so I will try to bend society around me to acknowledge that actually being a fat piece of shit is beautiful and women should still have sex with me

Irish lad's solid actually.
Netherlands Afghan fuck is pure cancer

surfbro here
literally lost mates over them not wanting their gf's to see my rig

laptopGOD here ama

Ignore him mate, he either he needs his own discord or he's that Aussie whose Da puts the sash on and the marching cassette and does laps of his hallway in suburban boganville.

Girl from Tinder wants me to come over, but only for a cuddle. Hope it ends up being more, but I could use the human contact anyway.

there was a paki potato spamming all world cup
sorry if you're not him lad.

Warwick Davis reel her in mate?

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yeah after that post I worked it out, when I first read it I thought you had literally booked out a prozzie to cuddle with
don't know why my mind immediately went to prozzies rather than a normal girl

Nah, what got her over the line was I matched with a friend of hers and she said her friend isn't in, but she is.

*isn't interested

>all these seething faggots still mad over the world cup win

Fuck sake lads. Pathetic. Go start a petition or something. Even though that will make you look like even more pathetic faggots. Please seeth off /cric/. World champions in rugby football and cricket. Seeth more cry more, get topped by your master more whatever helps ups just stop moaning on cricket forum 4channel. More cricket coming up, let's discuss that maybe or you Wana cry more about England's success? Stop being beta please I can help you? Maybe browse fit? Go get some exercise, maybe go on a date, have sex? Release the seeth, let go move on. England are 2019 world champions and there is NOTHING you can do about it. Let go, see a shrink, have a pint? If you Wana talk about it please I'm here. You seem lost, puzzled, Confused but it is DONE you can't turn back time. I think maybe you have done things in the passed that trouble you and you want to change these things? And you use Englands win as a way of lashing out? X

yikes, bit cringe. we'll just take the cup back that we rightfully won, thats all

>non grig nation donning the gloves
big yikes

found the pakaddy lads

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Come and take it mate, I dare you

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>stokes
hahaha you can give him back as well

looks like it's firmly in kiwi hands already mate

Admit that England did not win the match and the reason for the tie was an umpire error (5 not 6) and that England won the tournament on a ridiculous meme tie-breaker concocted for t20.
Admit that and then give back the cup.

Now that NZ have won the world cup I don't mind saying we lost to the no. 1 team.

based irishman, always welcome
paki paddy, displaced and confused

You're lost lads. You're beyond help. You're actually fucked! I hope in the future there is medicine that will cure your illness. I might even pray for you

Thoughts?

nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12250938

yeah, England
NZ wasn't even top 5 this world cup

>unemployed paki paddy leeching gibs shitposting grig
have not seen this level of grim for an age lads

seems like a shoe-in for the mosque attack guy

reckon that article was written purely to get clicks so their near bankrupt company can stay solvent for another day

In /cric/verse NZ won the final, don't care what transpires in the real world.

It's funny becasue there are a few irish posters in cric recently. I've been called based and all that but you have no idea about when I post and don't it's speradic. I'll probably post normally again later or tomorrow and you'll be all like yeah cool based paddy etc. Nice post. Take care x

Does this look like a native New Zealander to you?
Of course not, Ben Stokes is an Englishman

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NZ are fucking shitters that lucked their way to the final, not only did they deserve to lose, but they're the sorest crybabby losers

thinking the unemployed jibe did mental damage
see you tomorrow grimlad

getting awkward lads.

You seem a bit upset bro. What's wrong?

He looks quintessentially maori mate

*a wild sebbo appears*

Well it’s about to get a little more awkward buddy

not at all
t.defender of seb
love your work mate, good to see you

Imagine not having a cricket team to support but still posting on /cric/ 12 hours daily

Based, good to see you mate looking good

England won, get therapy to deal with this

Anyway, England will soon get topped by big Irish shlong in the upcoming test match. Other test nations will soon get topped also

cricket is dying with white """""people"""""
not only is the white race itself going extinct (all praise be to Allah), but cricket itself is becoming an exclusively south-asian sport, and that's a good thing
the final was watched by like 5 million people in England, those are pathetic numbers. The 2014 soccer semifinal was watched by 12 million people in Holland, a country much smaller than England. Those are numbers one should expect from the cricket final but alas, even wimbledon drew more attention (funnily enough william and kate went to wimbledon, where 2 non-british players were playing, over watching the english team play cricket)
in australia soccer keeps rising while the cricket-loving whites get melanomas and die, in south africa the boers who like cricket are getting slaughtered like pigs, in new zealand ping pong will be the main sport in 50 years

so please, all you white mongrels, don't forget the following facts:
1. your race is dying
2. your countries are dying
3. your sport is ours now

Mate I watched some t20 last night the whole crowd was white. Pakis and panjeetas just bandwagonned the world cup as it was in England. It's like the Brazilian women at the 2014 world cup

off topic big time there lad, massively racist too.
you know what to do cricket fans

Affirmative

as its pouring with rain I assumed I would get a nice relaxing day at work smoking ciggies and playing romhacks but people are actually coming out to shop on a day like this wtf
just wait until tomorrow dumbfucks

in this country, you can count on People of Odour to show up for the limited overs matches when their country is touring england, a handful might turn up to the tests, but in terms of eng v SA, eng v NZ home series etc? nowhere to be seen
as for county matches, forget it

Roger that

I would like /cric/ to give me an all rounder gf, thank you

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thinking an all rounder gf would not want a bf who cheats lad

I know you're just trying to bait any unironic white supremacist actual racists and that is fine with me but please remember that there's no racism in Islam.
Muhammad(saas) said that a white man is not better than a coloured man, and a coloured man is not better than a white man, and that an arab is not better than a non-arab, and that a non-arab is not better than an arab. It's sahih.

Come try and take him, me and the boys will be waiting for you, ready to destroy any pozzie scum who come close to England's brave Benjamin Stokes, consider this a warning

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Shut your racist mouth

Who the fuck is that guy in the glasses lol

all look like twats

Ben Stokes nominated for New Zealander of the Year Award lads

i.stuff.co.nz/sport/cricket/cricket-world-cup/114382689/cricket-world-cup-final-mcc-planning-to-review-overthrows-law-which-was-so-costly-to-black-caps

So seeing as they agree the final was inherently wrong, England handing back the cup when?

Do you think slavs would be good at cricket?

this is irrelevant as the whites I am talking about are infidels anyway

well they're not really good at anything so I would say no

Went to the women's Ashes once at New Road, because it was free entry and you could take as much alcohol in with you as you liked. Me and my mates turned up with a shitload of cans, and found a group of Aussies (who were in the UK to watch the real thing) who were doing the same thing. During the lunch interval we went out onto the outfield and set up a fan's Ashes mini-game, and I captained the England side. I got a golden duck, and we lost heavily, although this may have been because we were significantly out-drinking the opposition.

All in all it was a really lovely day, despite the discomfort associated with having to watch women play sport.

The Aussies probably cheated somehow

Fuck messed up my banter meant for god damn

>"He might not have been playing for the Black Caps but, having been born in Christchurch, where his parents now live, and with Maori ancestry, there's clearly a few Kiwis about who think we can still claim him"

>>non grig nations continuing to infest grig
There's 2 membership cards that get you into /cric/:

Being from /hoc/, since we run things.

Hated of soccer.

They were probably drinking soft drinks, hidden in beer cans. Everybody knows that the Brits are the best drinkers worldwide and other nations simply can't keep up with our ferocious pace

cringe

when I was really poor I'd use to buy 4 packs of beer, take them into pubs and keep refilling the only drink I bought under the table
you might call that thieving, but I would say the same thing about £4.50 pints

brits are the worst drinkers ever
one pint of poofy cider and you lose all control of your actions, start jumping off balconies and drowning in canals

so essentially we won the world cup

even if england 'won' it was actually us who won

anyone who is unwilling to risk their life jumping off a balcony after a few cans is a casual drinker at best

Watch it pozzie

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Better drinkers than you abdul

I would throw any cunt with an english accent off a balcony immediately

Based. I'm in London where drinks cost £5 minimum, usually £6 if you want to drink a nice beer. I keep telling my friends that they're fucking morons for paying it, and that we should just buy supermarket alcohol instead and drink it in other places (e.g. house parties, BBQs, in parks when it's sunny, etc). Unfortunately they all prefer spending £40 every time they want to drink, instead. Has completely ruined pub culture desu

IF this is true (and I doubt it) then they're just casual drinkers who deserve to be eliminated from the gene pool, so that Brits can continue to evolve and produce hard drinkers

I have never failed at drinking an anglo under the table, and that includes antipodeans too, piss easy

been thinking about south korean cricket recently

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bit ridiculous that you can buy a good four pack for the same price as a pint in a pub desu

Based

I thought this country was one big ripoff until I went to dublin and realised things could always be worse

what movie to watch tonight lads?

Pints here in the city cost about 5.50. Pints in London are like a fiver at the cheapest. You must have went to Temple bar which is a complete meme location.

Anyway, a weatherspoons has just opened in the city and I get pints for 3.50. based spoons

>chain pubs
cannot get my head around this

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UK have loads of them Aussie chains.. walkabout

a chain made to look Australian like Outback Steakhouse in America do you mean?

don't think we have a single pub chain here, or at least not in Perth

hows mum?

some grim choices in this "top war movies" list
braveheart, dunkirk, fury and so on

decided on doctor zhivago by the way lads

no, but we have hoteliers that make-over every single pub they own in the same soulless manner turning them into pokie den. Same menus, same beers on taps. It's the same thing in all but name, also RSLs could be considered a chain as they long stopped having anything to do with with the Returned Services in anyway but lip service.

No one's too keen on them desu, but Spoons in particular is always the cheapest place in town and usually has a very good selection of drinks too. In places like London that means you literally pay half price or less compared to more "trendy" places. They also try to retain some of the local character of the pubs they take over, so that they don't completely morph into soulless chains.

t. former Spoons barman for 2 years, know everything there is to know about it

had a chat with a chink about how the chinese are harvesting organs from falun gong practitioners

very grim

fucksake Lanning, declare you fucking retard

Asian fwb bro here, it happened again
> Meet girl on tinder (indian foreign student but relatively cute considering)
> Talk for a few weeks on snapchat
> Exchange a few nudes, flirt a bit
> She goes to the same uni as me
> Decide to book an airbnb
> Bring along a bottle of Tequila and a few Canadian Clubs
> Both get absolutely plastered with her while we have sex
> As we're fucking, she keeps making comments like "Can I keep you?"
> Keeps asking me if I'm seeing another girl
> Asks me what days I'm at uni so we can meet up
> Tells me she want's to date me
> Unironically says "I love you" as I'm balls deep in her
> Laugh it off and tell her to shhhh
> Pull out and nut on her chest
> The next morning we don't mention a word of it
> Haven't texted eachother at all since last night
Why does it always have to degenerate into something meaningful

sometimes you can be just too good looking and too charming mate

Sunshine

went into that knowing that the general consensus that it had a very good 1st/2nd act and the ending was rubbish
I agreed with this
feel the same way about event horizon

>Danny Boyle and Alex Garland
I'll give it a look ta

apparently so
although it saying that, my standards for random girls I bone are much lower than ones I would date. Probably explains why I haven't had a gf in 4 years

might give tinder a look myself
got to get back in the game somehow and am too old for the nightclub routine now

Fuck off boomer

25 mate

I keep installing tinder and going to make a profile but the demon on my shoulder always stops me because I have nothing to offer and I hate myself

that really isn't anything that strange, of course people expect more of dating prospects than a slut for a bit of the quick in-and-out

Always smile when I remember that as bad as things get, at least I'm not zachy b or Danny h

would take zachy's life over daniel's any day of the week

>ben stokes' trousers

bruh, look at this dude, oh no no no no HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHA

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dropped the world cup

he should hang his head in shame like the rest of the pathetic new zealand cricket team

>le dropped le cup
Well it's an illegitimate cup year so who cares. The lads are probably glad they won't go down in history as frauds

they call me wastedpotentialbro

De Grand drop

anyone tried the red rooster parmi burger?

I thought this was a good leave mate, Santner certainly didn't want to get out trying to score a boundary at such a critical time in the innings

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im going to give you some honest advice lad
dont go for it
extremely poor

Always smile when I remember that as bad as things get, at least we have two legitimate world cups.

yeah don't like red rooster as a general rule

anyone else think about how your posts might be interpreted by a third party
alarming isnt it

How do >we stop the English cricketing menace?

Has England handed the cup back yet?

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unify Australia and New Zealand

five legitimate world cups versus one illegitimate one
boult and starc opening the bowling, kane and smith putting on 300 run partnerships, literally try to stop that team

Milk truck just arrive

Absolute GOAT team

want to suck on those

youtube.com/watch?v=S46hlyoSLjE
Skip to 00:45

They've done that with the new one in Dublin. Kept all the originals features in the building and Incorporated some of the local area into it

No mate. My posts are always hilarious

not really, I just spew low-effort shit onto Yea Forums and if anyone replies it's a bonus

Everyone is a party on a public forum.

youtube.com/watch?v=2Z9Hvo7p8Dw
rewatching this kino

ugly cunt

You are appreciated

hab segs:DDDDDDDD

Seek therapy

For me

youtube.com/watch?v=Kth0UOU5a_M

5 not 6

...

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Are there any cricket related movies and if not why not

Warner
Finch
Bane (c)
Spud
Taylor
Carey (wk)
Neesh
Santner
Starc
Ferguson
Boult
is this the team? not sure if neesh should be there but based XI either way

a few indian ones

Lagaan is unironically great

>imagine winning your first WC due to umpire's wrong decision

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Neesh out CumGOD in I reckon

Archers first bowl wasn't wide desu

FUCKIN ITCHIN ALREADY

kek still seething I see
you really need to start charging us rent for living inside your heads

Covers are off

writing cover letters

A lot of lads here need serious therapy

Grim

kane wouldn't have accepted the trophy in those circumstances. he would've said "no thank you, that's just not cricket".

Live your life

Williamson is really a man with honour.

have never posted anything that I wouldn't repeat in public. Most controversial things would be pointing out the undeniable fact that Greeks are as a whole amoral, lowlife scum who will lie, cheat, steal and fuck over anybody and anything to get ahead

>be's Greek
>acts Greek
>people are somehow shocked

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I want to lick Elysse's butt!

never met a greek
don't get them in these parts
t. big strong sicilian

It's been three years but I still miss her lads. I don't think I love her but I do miss her.

you're still a wog?

just miss the emotional closeness lad
find a new gf and that'll go

kane looks like he's about to go to an american school with a semi automatic and just let rip

I've heard he's an arsehole, what did he do?

>just miss the emotional closeness lad
very true I guess
>find a new gf and that'll go
hmm that's been challenging

yes but not a greek

same difference

Me on the right.

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underpaid his workers to the tune of 8 million
>lol just a book-keeping error

paid a 200K fine. IE less money than would've been made on interest from the wage theft in the first place

didn't pay employees and started fights at wogball games

lol same difference is an actual phrase I thought it was a meme one

Absolute disgrace. I looked it up and he was underpaying overtime for 6 years.
He must've had a fair few workers for it to up to $7.6m.
He's a fucking prick.

youtube.com/watch?v=NQII-O6Nn2U
lol, this is fake as shit

>went to moon in 1969
>hasn't been there since, not even close to it
>didn't even have space program up untill 1958
Can't believe there are people who think this moon landing BS is real.

I'm a brainlet, but you'd think it would be easier and more economically viable to do it these days. Questions abound, but I'll hold onto my belief that the moon landings did actually happen

greg did, based boomer
youtube.com/watch?v=YtxwQyBsZL8

I’ve listened to the latest tuffers and Vaughan podcast 3 times now where they go through the last few overs ball by ball. Chills lads.

Listening to Ian Smith's commentary on the final ball makes me sad as fuck.

gay

>Ben Stokes' nominated for poopeelander of the year
LMFAO cuck poopees

>you'd think it would be easier and more economically viable to do it these days.
NASA is saying they will go "again" in 2024.
Just think NASA didn't exist up untill 1958 and sent people on moon in next 10 years. Since early 70s there hasn't been any moon landings(human) why would that be and why did it take them 50 more years to go again?
It was all a ruse to show soviets that how powerful their space program is after they shat their pants when soviets launched first satellite in 1957.

Your nan is gay mate

I genuinely thought this was just a meme but it just popped up on sky news lol

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Who’s winning?

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meme country Tbh

the landing was real imo but portions of the footage were faked for propaganda purposes and as a precaution to avoid the broadcast possibly being fucked totally by van Allen radiation belt. I'm full conspiracy tard though, the bit about the moon ringing like a bell for 50 minutes after a stage of the Apollo separated during return fight and hit the mobs surface is some great spoop reading

stokes definitely lol or maybe plunkett

China recently landed a rover on the moon and it looks fucking nothing like all previous footage, very suspicious.

Adil rashid wearing a Rey mysterio mask

Stokes

Kek

absolutely based

Based HHH

Made a thread lads

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yeah of course it was just game theory one-upmansship then, but it's clear that the moon is strategic upper ground going forward, as in it would be stupid not to attempt to gain proper ownership. Much like everyone played lovey-dovey over Antarctica for decades but now people are super keen on having provenance over their territories.

yeah, that's good shit. and the amount of entirely sensible pilots and astronauts claiming seeing super weird shit. And everytime there's a hoard of people ready to debunk it. Don't question the offical line pleb, NASA and the USAF have nothing to hide you crazy lunatic!

Soviets were so far ahead of the Americans you simply cannot catch up in that time

I love cric and I love my cric friend's. These digits confirm but if they don't it's still true.

*be's lonely*
*be's cripplingly socially aloof and abrassive*

youtube.com/watch?v=qjQvEzOIowM
like all of these verses

twitter.com/JimmyBalshaw/status/1152233918680186880
HOLY FUCKING BASED

Love you too lad

You still have us la

Cric and cricket is my refuge

where's zachy missing him

reminder these baby elephants are tortured to play up to thots like this

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on auto?

here

so it seems

sune luus is the patrician spinfu

Yep

how are we mate?
back in England?
thoughts on the final?
thoughts on the ashes?
cream of gold best song on BTC?

TT I mean

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Thoughts on Eoin Morgan?

I will bring a scalpel to remove the IUD and make her ovaries look a pair of custard berliner

based sebbo

bbc.com/news/world-europe-49047793
based, hopefully this plague is swallowed whole into the pits of hell

>5.1

literally nothing

Worcestershire vs the so-called Birmingham Bears delayed by rain. Bloody fuming, been waiting all day to pop BBC Hereford & Worcester on and listen to this.

might be baader-meinhof, but a lot of weird tremors this past month or so, hopefully it's all getting ripped down

it's probably a big deal to Greece to be fair and their $2 building foundations

where did it all go wrong for the greeks lads

>Euro T20 slam

hmm

>Dublin team captained by Morgan

hmm

The result was actually traumatic. I had a headache all this time, only today I have started to feel well. I didn't go to work the entire week, have been on a sick leave since Monday.

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Actually my phone has been quiet this week

looking good mate

The so-called Birmingham Bears must be counting their blessings with this rain desu. The prospect of getting well and truly humiliated by their local rivals can't have been too appealing to them

>Birmingham Bears
bit gay name desu

thinking about a nice british holiday this time next year
see england ireland scotland and not wales, eat at a comfy pub each evening etc

Completely agree with you there Vangipurapu. It's a shit yank-style name to appeal to brainlets. They should revert to Warwickshire immediately.

Based, although why don't you want to go to Wales? They have some lovely areas. In any case, make sure Worcestershire is top of your list to visit.

do poos even get sick pay

Language is basically a vast collection of memes.

yes
lol i'm from north

Which team are we supporting in this boomer league?

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where are my Winnipeg Hawks lads at???

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My mistake Vishwakarma

>Bas de Leedee
for me it's rotterdam rhinos

ok mehemt

youtube.com/watch?v=paIYoikI3XM

yea same, not supporting any potato shitheads

Dublin? I don't know, can't into these remanufactured wrestling stable meme teams. I like Shahid Afridi maybe go for Belfast

saw a Ford mustang today with a Joker stencil on the bonnet. grim stuff

check out how happy this moggy is! Double Dribbles!

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quite good
yeah
i watched it while at a family get together, pretty kino game to be honest
really looking forward to some aesthetic test cricket
thats on terror twilight, an album ive barely listened to

seems like a nice guy

why you back home zach?

just woke up

did england give the world cup back lads

because its home?

Not yet but if Ireland wins next week we're robbing it for the craic

Who do you like the look of here mate? For me it's got to be The Manchester originals

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ummm what about bulgayria?

those are some shit arse name

the STATE of English domestic cricket

wouldnt want to live there forever m8
not really much going on

not much going on in zachy's brain either

so not true

so you left the job?

no, the contract ended

As a Somerset fan I can't wait to support the "Welsh Fire"

This has got success written all over it

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clean my feces arsehole

How much were you getting paid?

talk to my cock brainlet

not much

I'm so fucking alone lads.

oh cool m8. are you embracing the NEETdom now or gonna toil?

Do you miss the banitsa?

there is no lbw as well right?

Go out and make friends

i have a job atm

when i think about it yeah but it never springs to mind. crumpets are better desu

Welsh Fire sounds dragony.
Oval Invincibles is the best name and makes zero sense for non cricket folk lmao

>i have a job atm
hmm grim

couldn't imagine not having a job

what do you even do with your life

in the same vein can't imagine people who are happy in dead-end jobs cus it means they can do what they want in their time off

if you spend most of your waking life doing that thing at least make something of it innit

>redditspacing
fuck off

They've not decided yet but it wouldn't surprise me, it's amazing how delusional they are

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Any song requests lads? Bored as fuck here

reminder alchy locks is a self confessed fatty

For me it's J-POP

sufjan stevens- eugene

Love Sufjan desu. Don't know this one as well as some of his others, but it's a comfy tune

vocaroo.com/i/s07Gk4JU6bjt

beautiful

Thanks lad, have another Sufjan

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Still a good poster

>still a good poster

yikes freshcunt detected

Shant be watching or following it myself so.

Last post and fuck the jannies.

i guess if england centric brainletbash posting is your thing then yeah

yikes I remember plebby b used to COMPLETELY refuse to watch anything except test cricket

Last post and fuck the jannies

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i watch one day knock out tournaments, just because it gives me the chance to feel that knock out feel that cricket naturally isnt attune to

think about doing this tomorrow, but will probably chicken out