/nfl/: formerly a good general

ATL: Falcons do 4-year, $57M deal with Deion Jones
DEN: Broncos get Drew Lock signed ahead of camp
DEN: Emmanuel Sanders avoids PUP list to open camp
DEN: Fangio confirms Lindsay (wrist) 'ready to go'
ATL: Quinn thinks Hooper can go to 'another level'
TEN: Titans plan to 'ride' Henry in contract year
NE: 40 percent chance Gronk comes back in 2019?
TEN: Jonnu Smith (knee) questionable for Week 1
DAL: Randy Gregory applying for reinstatement
ARZ: Fitzgerald impressed by tempo of new offense

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First for colts

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>his team doesnt have Willie Sneed

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here we go packers

here we go

*clap clap*

Who is the second good corner? Awuzie? He's not good at all, by the numbers and eye-test.
Who's their good safety? Both heir safeties are poor players.

>reddit bay

Sneed Bay Packers
Chuckago Bears
Minnesneeda Vikings
Sneedtroit Lions

Seattle Sneedhawks
GuatemaLA Rams
Sneed Francisco 49ers
Arizona GERMANCARdinals

New Orleans Sneeds
Chuckolina Panthers
Atlanta Formerly’s
Tampa Bay Buck-an-Ears (for corn)

Philadelphia Sneedgles
New York Gummy Bears
Washington Redsneeds
Dallas Farmboys

Pittsburgh Sneeders
Sneedland Browns
Baltiform(early) Ravens
Chuckcinnati Sneedgals

Denver Barncos
Chuckland Raiders
Kansas City Sneeds
LA-di-da Chargers

Insneedanapolis Colts
Tennessneed Titans
Jacksneedville Jaguars
Hou-seven or eight max Texans

New Sneedland Patriots
New York Park Avenue Manicures
Miamsneed Dolphins
Buffalo s11e5

woah

I'm ready for 4-12.

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>Buffalo s11e5
Backwards that’s 5e11s which looks like bills if you squint hard enough. This is some next level shitposting.

2-14
You’ll sweep the 0-16 Vikings and that’s it

this

Nothing would fucking surprise me at this point.

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>sacks are the only measure of successful edge defending
Getting real tired of this meme. Not to mention Mack has another top-tier d-lineman on his team cutting into his share, Watt does not unless you actually unironically think Clowney is good, in which case you should stop watching football altogether.

scores 3 points in the owl

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is this autism?

Autism? this is SPARTA!
*dabs*

Awuzie covers just fine. Hes not a shut down corner sure but it's rare that hes just getting assblasted, also he is still learning the ropes, I'd expect him to have a better year. Jeff heath their ss was like 8th in receptions allowed, even if he sucked at picking anyone off

BASED and HOOSIERPILLED

>only 60% sack per game ratio
That’s by no means elite. Boss, Miller, and even Ngokue are much better pure pass rushers than Mack

>sneed posters are degenerate american handegg fans

what a surprise

Quit being mad that your sneed thread got deleted Hans

lose weight

Yes

Win world wars

Don't worry Lions bro, we'll at least see 8-8 so they can give the illusion the team is improving. Gotta sell those tickets.

Tired of baker Mayfield already

Go back to sucking Andy Reid’s cock, Colin.

ESPN.com "offensive arsenal" rankings:

32. Jacksonville Jaguars
31. Denver Broncos
30. Miami Dolphins
29. Seattle Seahawks
28. W*shington Redskins
27. Arizona Cardinals
26. Baltimore Ravens
25. Buffalo Bills
24. San Francisco 49ers
23. Oakland Raiders
22. Carolina Panthers
21. Tennessee Titans
20. New York Jets
19. Green Bay Packers
18. Detroit Lions
17. Chicago Bears
16. Houston Texans
15. Pittsburgh Steelers
14. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
13. Cincinnati Bengals
12. Indianapolis Colts
11. Los Angeles Chargers
10. Atlanta Falcons
9. New England Patriots
>>>. New York Giants
7. New Orleans Saints
6. Dallas Cowboys
5. Minnesota Vikings
4. Philadelphia Eagles
3. Cleveland Browns
2. Kansas City Chiefs
1. Los Angeles Rams

*goes 19-0 in your path*

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Where you the say guy who did that with the word sõy? Also who wants to take bets on how long until "sneed" gets filtered like onions, baka, desu, or senpai.

starting 1-4 and chasing a wc spot after that

>12. Indianapolis Colts
They were the fifth-highest-scoring offense last season when the second best receiver on the team was some 30 year old named Dontrelle Inman. I’m not saying they’re guaranteed top five again but putting them outside of the top ten is pants-on-head retarded.
>8. New York Giants
God damn what the fuck is ESPN thinking?

I’m not the soi guy but it did inspire me to do the same thing with sneed

Tommy Nobis should be in the Hall of Fame

You're doing Chuck's work user. Keep it up.

Turkfag, what will have a greater staying power, sneed or chernobyl posting?

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Go Rams!

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3 points

>reddit bay

chernobylposting had a good run but not sure if it sticks around like sneedposting. Baneposting is still the king though.

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It's been nearly 35 years since a fateful Monday night in the nation's capital saw a ferocious Lawrence Taylor tackle conclude the career of Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann in horrifying fashion.

A compound fracture snapped through living rooms and the replay has shocked viewers for years to follow.


While Theismann says it took him 20 years to watch his injury play out, he couldn't help but see Smith's as he was there live in a Redskins suite.

"I was there that night," Theismann told NFL Network Insider Ian Rapoport on the latest RapSheet + Friends Podcast. "As soon as it happened, they happened to have a camera angle from behind. Now, it took me 20 years to see mine, but then all of a sudden with Alex, I saw this camera angle from behind him. And I looked at it and I turned to [my wife] Robin and said, 'That's exactly like mine.'"

Questions abound pertaining to Smith, such as how long his recovery will be and if and when he plays again, where does he fit in the Redskins' plans?

However, Theismann revealed that it could have been a far more serious injury than it already was.

"He's had complications with it," Theismann said. "He came very, very close to losing his leg. Fortunately he still has it."

As for any hope of Smith returning this year to compete with rookie Dwayne Haskins, Case Keenum or Colt McCoy, Theismann very matter-of-factly squashed that idea.

"Alex for sure will not play this year," Theismann said.

As for the long and arduous road of recovery, Theismann offered no promises or predictions of sunshine and rainbows for the 35-year-old Smith.

"We've talked a lot, he wants to play," Theismann said.

But want to and able to are different stories as to the next chapter in the three-time Pro Bowler's story.

"The problem is gonna be the healing process. How long does it take?" Theismann said. "My advice to him would be ... let's see how you feel one year from now.

"I think he wants to, I know it, but I'd say it's gonna be a long road."

>reddit bay

>what the fuck is ESPN thinking?
gotta get approval from the big market jews.

Sneedposting is just obnoxious. Baneposting is king, but taxposting is a thinking man's meme

>implying theismann's opinion is worth anything.
reminder that theismann tried to return after his leg was healed, but he was not signed by any team. not because of the injury, but because he was bad.
Riggins and the hogs carried that team.

Gondor calls for financial aid.

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>reddit bay

Is going to be another shit season, innit?

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Someone get this hothead outta here (this is the only (You) that you ever have or ever will get out of me)

I do not like LT because he was cracked up during his career, but I respect him for calling the trainers over and the concerned he showed after snapping Theismann's leg.

I remember the story of the guy who was on the ground right near Theismann was on the sideline freaking out for like half an hour because he got a close-up view of the broken leg.

literally everyone in every sport in the 70s and 80s was on drugs, whether amphetamines or cocaine or weirder shit.

>reddit bay

Forgetting the 2013 Seahawks being pumped full of Adderall

BERDS

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That was my dad, man is he a pussy

>5. Minnesota Vikings
>over saints
>cowboys
>patriots
>chargers
>colts
full retard

/Bills Owl 2020/ formerly /Bills Owl 1990/

>/nfl/ thread while east coasters are at work is nothing but sneed posting and autistic incel arguments

You flyovers really would be lost without us.

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Fuck off racist

It’s arsenal independent on QB. So it’s just rating skill position talent. Thielen-Diggs is one of if not the best 1-2 WR duos in the NFL. Thielen is a top ten WR and Diggs is top 15. Most teams are lucky if their #2 is top 30.

Lets go li-ons

*clap clap clapclapclap*

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They are just blinded by the thielen,diggs, and cook meme and, probably Rudolph's suck ass. So that's what their assumption with ranking them at 5th is imo.

>6. Dallas Cowboys
Literally all they have is Zeke and Amari and a bunch of literal whos. Wtf.

>Thielen-Diggs is one of if not the best 1-2 WR duos in the NFL
lolno ahaha

>your team
>the popular opinion on how your team will do
>how you actually think they’ll do
>your most used board other than Yea Forums

Colts
Borderline top 5 team
8-8 and miss the playoffs
/out/

Zeke
Amari
Gallup
Witten
Cobb
Tayvon Austin
Allen Hurns
They actually have a pretty deep receiving corps right now if their playcalling improves that's a very reasonable position

There are better WR1s than Thielen but very few WR2s in the conversation with Diggs.

Diggs realistically could be a WR1 with some teams

>Boyscow
>10-6 no playoffs
>11-5 or 10-6, playoffs
>/o/

Most teams i would say

>Bills
>6-10
>10-6 with a meme AFCCG loss
>Yea Forums

I love how the league is just completely asleep.

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Booga

Ooga booga

Where's a Mario when you need him to stomp on a fucking Goomba when you need one?

Everyone and their brother is picking your team as their dark horse contender in the NFC, what are you on about?

The NFCW will be the Rams and Cards divison for years to come. Nanners and Seacucks are done.

>>your team
Filthy nanners
>>the popular opinion on how your team will do
Last in the division from casuals. Competing for a play off spot from galaxy brains
>>how you actually think they’ll do
Jimmy G gets hurt again, as they name Mullins the starter. And go 10 wins. Beating the Xhehawks.
>>your most used board other than Yea Forums
/hc/

PFF has them ranked last in run defense going in to next season.
No one knows who the receiving group is or what they can do outside of the Fandom and medis guys who have watched Shanahan turn a 5th round tight end in to the most well rounded tight end since Gronk and got top five production out of an UDFA running back core and Alfred Morris fumbling at the goal line.

the only reason kittle was a fifth rounder is because he got injured his senior season. iowa is notorious for producing quality TEs, shanahan barely did shit.

PFF also thinks Andy Dalton is a high-tier QB. Ignore them.
Based CHADherd has the 49ers in the second tier of teams.

Yes but they have a question mark at QB. Who has shown he doesn't have anywhere near the other higher echelon of QBs.

Like they were last year, right?

>it’s arsenal independent of QB
>”it should be lower because the QB sucks”
Brilliant

As someone who has fallen for this meme at least once in fantasy football:
>injury prone

What fantasy meme does /nfl/ consistently fall for every year? For me, it’s Jimmy Graham

Fitzgerald

>tyler eifert

whenever I draft Keenan Allen he gets injured

I agree with most of this list up until the Giants, Bengals, and Vikings. Everything else looks right.

Sammy Watkins twice 3 years ago or so

>PFF also thinks Andy Dalton is a high-tier QB
He is above average. He's not the problem on the Bengals.

Browns
Playoffs
9 wins, if lucky WC but I doubt it
/K/ or /TG/

Russell Wilson
Edelman
Gurley
Travis Kelce
Diggs
Graham
Panthers D
Broncos D
Rodgers

Any NE running back

Literally Lamar Jacksons intelligence level

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Gurley and Kelce were in the top 3 at their position last year. I think Gurley was 1. In what way are they memes? Gurley will be this year because of arthritis but he wasn’t prior

Browns are an exciting team to watch this year, at least. So are the Packers. They're both teams that people are having a hard time gauging their strength. They could be total flops or serious playoff contenders. It'll be really disappointing if both of them go like 7-9 or 8-8. Me personally I think Packers improve to 8-8 and Browns barely get a WC, but do pretty well in the playoffs,.

My step dad was pissed last year because he drafted James White.

Can't wait to see the mid season scramble to snag Noah Fant off the waivers when he ends up Flacco's favorite target. Hockenson might do something in Detroit as well.

I drafted Rob Gronkowski in every single league I played the last three year, just for that retarded golem to be hurt for 90% of the year.

If they get a WC spot I think they could win it, but I dont think they'll make a deep run. They're a very young team without experience in playoffs and I think thatll be their undoing if they get there

>Where's a Mario when you need him to stomp on a fucking Goomba when you need one?
Lamar looks like a goomba that Mario started stomping then felt bad and stopped halfway.

For real though why is this nigga so weird looking? Someone needs to photoshop him so he has a normal sized nose just to see what it looks like, and not one that's so small that it looks like the rest of his face is getting sucked into the center.

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The most unreliable rb usage team in the league...Bill basically rolls some dice to determine who will carry on any given play

Speaking of fantasy, anyone ever get snake bitten like this:
>beating x team by 30 points
>x team's QB sor WR puts up 40 points
or
>bench player
>start other guy who has a hot streak
>start puts up 10-20 points
>benched guy drops 30-50 points

The one game where Amari Cooper had 210 yards and 2 TDs vs KC wwas the game I had him benched for thielen, another game was when I was beating some guy big and Drew Brees massacred the Bucs and dropped like 40 points, fantasy football is a massive coinflip sometimes

Black Goblin

Haha me so funny I call Lamar Jackson ugly haha me so smart /pol/ give me brownie points for making fun of black Qb

Seriously look at this dude. His face is so scrunched and nose so small that only his mouth is below the facemask.

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Haha me so queer me take all words as offensive me feelings most important over anyone and everything because me from red.dit and me know am better because sjw

>You have to go back.

This bigotry has to stop. Love Trumps hate!

>mfw 0 game suspension and full acquittal

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Dude the nigga just ugly, got a face that you cut a roast on

>Sucs
>Probable cellar dwellers, likely 4-12 or 5-11
>Will probably end up in the hunt before missing the playoffs due to some meme
>/vg/

I know niggas have big noses but this is just ridiculous.

6-10 unless vikings crash, then 7-9

lol nah the bucs are terrible

>Redskins.
>7-9.
>11-5 ceiling if everything falls into place and the injuries are not as severe as the last two years.
>/vg/.

seahawks too low
packers way too low, should at least be 15 wtf
cowboys, giants, vikings, browns too high
terrible list

These rankings don't take QBs into account. Still stupid but Seattle's number one receiver is a guy they drafted as a return man and who knows if Carson or Penny will be starter

>Fitzmagic carries the Dolphins to 4-0
>Dolphins have a bye week
>Fitzmagic loses his hot hand turns back into Fitztragic
>The Hebrew Hammer comes in at half time since Fitz has thrown 5 ints
>Rosen leads the comeback
>Rosen the carries The Dolphins to the owl and win it all in their own stadium

Screencap

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Yep, I did the same thing with Cooper. I was so pissed.

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Fitzpatrick has a chance to give the Dolphins a wild card. Rosen is not even going to play.

pack
couple win improvement
couple win improvement
ck or sci

>New Sneedland Patriots
pottery

Please have sex.

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That would require Rosen to win anything and that's not going to happen.

Please stop.
It's time to stop.

Send her back
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Let him have this, shitposting on Yea Forums in between shining tourists’ shoes is the only joy he has in life.

Sorry I read that Quick before responding. I understand that placement now but still feel the same, they should be lower by maybe 1 or 2.

If you dumb faggot would read the article it disregards OL and QB.

Barkley, Shepard, Tate, Coleman and Engram is definitely in the top 10.

yeah two slot WRs, a TE who can't block, and a Browns reject is the makings of the 8th best offensive skill talent in the NFL. Barkley doesn't make up for their other failings, you idiot.

Theyre both top-10 slot receivers and Engram is one of the best receiving TEs in the league. And having the best dual threat in the game actually does make up for a lot.

I think Slayton is quietly going to be a solid player as well

>Theyre both top-10 slot receivers
nope
>Engram is one of the best receiving TEs in the league
lol
>And having the best dual threat in the game actually does make up for a lot
not enough to put them in the top 10. you're biased as fuck dude.

I mean, you guys can make fun of Rosen all you want, but Fitzpatrick is actually a pretty good quarterback. He is better than Tannehill was, and the Dolphins finished 7-9 last year WITH Tannehill, who by all accounts was the worst QB of 2018. Even worse than Rosen.

They have an actual shot at getting a wild card with Fitzpatrick. I wouldn't call it a GOOD chance, but definitely better odds than most other "trash" teams. Fitzpatrick sometimes plays really elite and sometimes he's a turnover machine. If he gets 2 more elite games than shit games, they'lre suddenly in the playoffs.

rams finna *dab* on the competition.

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>implying ESPN suddenly decided to be kind to the old white racist New York Giants for no reason at all

>New York team not being pushed by the media
good one

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If you mean pushed as the shittiest most hopeless team in the league for the last 3 months sure

based

I was thinking I might hold a contest on here for fun. I don't have a ton of money to spare, but just as maybe a fun thing have anons project the 2019 regular season game by game, and whichever person has the highest correct percentage of predictions, I'd paypal 100 bucks. Though it'd be more for bragging rights and I'm more interested to see if I can beat this board at it. I'd maybe do the same for the playoffs after the end of the regular season and have people try to predict playoff outcomes and point differentials for another 100 bucks.

Deadline would be before preseason starts. Anyone interested in doing this sort of thing?

Vikings
Kirk shits the bed, leads team to 6-10, 7-9 if we're lucky
Fighting the Bears for the division, specifically 3 or 5 seed since East is a shithole, losing the divisional round of the playoffs
/sci/ or Yea Forums

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She doesn't play football, go back to /pol/

I think the Vikings get last in the NFCN this season, even behind the Lions. How delusional am I?

>specifically 3 or 5 seed since East is a shithole
the shithole that beat your team out for two playoff spots last year? vikings fans really talk the most disproportionate amount of shit lmao.

Why would you even respond to him? He posted over an hour ago and everyone else ignored him.

I should be mad, but how can I be?

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Colts
11-5, playoffs
9-7, wild card, one and done
Yea Forums

Moderately I think. Packers are fighting for basement
IMO. Their draft was solid, but Rodgers is regressing and it's plain as day to everyone but the cheeseheads. Will it be enough to send them to the very bottom? Hard to know, but I'm obligated to hate the Pack all the same. Lions actually look decent enough to go for a Wild Card run if they can meme a few wins.

you got baited my man :^] But honestly, I can't see the Giants or Redskins doing it at all this year, and the Eagles aren't going to be as good this year. I'm not a Foles-truther but I feel like there's going to definitely be some shaky starts for the Eagles. As for the Cowboys, who even knows, but my hot take is they miss wildcard at 9-7

>you got baited my man :^]
holy cringe
>and the Eagles aren't going to be as good this year
all the Eagles have done is improve in the offseason. are you a casual? and the Cowboys might struggle a bit with a first place schedule, but they're definitely a better team than the fucking Vikings. stay in your lane and stick to basketball or something.

Patriots
First or Second Seed
13-3 record, first seed, small outside chance they go undefeated this year in the regular season since their schedule is very easy but they might finish like 10-6 if losing Gronk hurts more than I expect and Brady actually does start to decline more tangibly
Yea Forums and /ck/

>chargers
>12-4
>9-7, miss playoffs
>/ck/, /fit/

Patriots
7 x Super Bowl Champions
See above
Yea Forums

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>and Brady actually does start to decline more tangibly
Brady was measurably worse last year than the year before. Are you blind, or just delusional.
>small outside chance they go undefeated this year
Ah, both.

are you a packers fan or something

t. eaglet

damn, some of the intellectual responses I've come to expect from /nfl/. what a general!

Remember to ignore all fantasy football related posts. Those fag nerds have their own general.

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>telling someone from Minnesota to like basketball

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Apparently you're illiterate. I said if Brady starts to decline more tangibly. And no, Brady was not "measurably worse" unless you're an idiot comparing his 2016 or 2017 seasons to his 2018 one. He played slightly worse than those, but he played above average for his average year.

All QBs do that their entire career, regardless of age. QB performance is not some linear thing where it stays high during your prime and then any degredation means you're losing your touch, or Drew Brees would not have been a stellar QB last year after a slew of mediocre years preceding it.

There is no evidence of decline, just one slightly subpar year that was still top 10. You are the only retard here if you think 2018 was some kind of obvious decline for Brady.

For me it’s the Cleveland Browns of Cleveland Ohio

I literally said in my post he was worse in 2018 than in 2017. That's called a decline. And no, he was not a top 10 QB last year. You are fucking retarded, lol.

i was just asking for a bias perspective if you were a fan of green bay, not trying to use it as some kind of gotcha moment

Brady is finished bro. Against another other team in that Owl he chokes yet again, but his defense bailed him out... again.

Oh he shouldnt have even been in the Super Bowl because of that BS call on Dee Ford. Bitch brady threw a INT there.

>old gay starts talking
>everyone keeps talking to him

>I literally said in my post he was worse in 2018 than in 2017.
Yeah, I know you stupid fuck. And I was pointing out why that's fucking stupid. By your retarded logic, Drew Brees was declining due to age from 2014 to 2016 and should have retired...oh but oops, in 2017 and 2018 he put up great numbers. What happened?

And I suppose if he has a bad year this year, he's suddenly "declining due to age" again, right? That's the dumb fuck logic you're using.

>And no, he was not a top 10 QB last year.
Oh wow, I knew you were stupid but now you've made it abundantly clear you're utterly retarded.

Do the Bills fans bring the best bantz to the NFL? I say yes.

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browns
playoff team
9-7 or 8-8 33% playoff chance
Yea Forums

Based

I'm not even going to read your post or waste time making rebuttals to your nonsense. You hate Brady and any opinion you have on the matter is irrelevant.

@94310381
Jelly that Chad Bay gets more attention than you? Ya seethe lil guy?

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>NAH NAH NAH NAH NAH I CANT HEAR YOU

Literally you right now at this intersection of space and time

absolutely BASED

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If Brady is never good, how can it be a choke?

Pass is.... CAUGHT
BY BASEDKER BASEDFIELD

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has anyone on /nfl/ ever been so btfo?
he hasnt even been seen here since the owl

Last two digits is the number of picks Gayker Gayfield throws.

>having a 98 passer rating for the season, throwing 30 TDs, and winning the super bowl is now considered 'decline'
Why are Brady haters so retarded? When Brady falls off a cliff, you'll know it. He won't be winning Super Bowls. Favre fell off a cliff. His yardage per game was cut in half. He threw more INTs than TDs. He lost most of his games. His passer rating tanked by 25 points. Same thing happened to Warren Moon. His stats became like 60% of what they were previously.

Brady's haven't degraded at all when compared to his career. His stellar stats in 2016 and 2017 don't mean a slightly worse season in 2018 is evidence of age related decline or cliff bullshit. His 2018 stats look the same as the rest of his career.

>he doesnt remember Lake and the football incident
>he doesnt remember Lake and that Patsfag during the 2016 election
How new are you?

84 td 56 int

I cant see who you are replying to, but unless the answer is lake, you are wrong

Sounds accurate

You cant use stats as a comparison from QBs who played decades apart. The NFL has gone full nerf on defenses and it shows. Favre would absolutly be the GOAT if he played in this era, meanwhile Brady isn't even the best of this era.

How BTFO will the NFL be?

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Peyton went from MVP to below average in 1 season. The wall hits hard and sudden

>he says, clutching his Brady voodoo doll through asspained tears

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Not him, but I'm pretty new. Explain?

Chiefs
AFC Championship
10-6 playoffs
Yea Forums,/vr/, /x/

Absolutely based

I'm installing a freckleshack into a boxypixel shell'd GBC this weekend.

>/x/
why...

>tripfag
Do you really need to ask?

Was your other trip banned or some shit?

/x/ used to be cool tbqh, now its just a bunch of roll play shit. I do like to shitpost there, got a month long ban for starting a thread on how to summon the Burger King.

If you really think that they could hit double digit wins without the eagles and the cowboys having massive qb injuries then you're insane. They are going to start 1-5

extremley fun to shitpost, plus I just kind of got stuck there

great lurking material for the shitter whenever I have to phonepost as well

>gnats
>bottom 5
>bottom 2
>/fa/ Yea Forums /pol/

Broncos
7-9, or 5-10 if you’re a filthy raidurr, queef or >chorgers
8-8, maybe 9-7 and meme 6 seed
/gif/

>>your team
Ravens
>>the popular opinion on how your team will do
Most people with a brain think 11-5, Yea Forumstards think 5-11
>>how you actually think they’ll do
10-6
>>your most used board other than Yea Forums
/k/, /tg/ and Yea Forums

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Gnats are going to be strong contenders in 2020. They have a really solid framework built right now, one or 2 gamebreakers in fa(60m to spend) and a decent draft and they are going to be in great shape. This is a rebuild year, just need to get Jones in-game experience

I screenshot this so I can post it after you go

>can’t spill the hill

>DA RAYVENS WILL FENISH 500 HUNNERT

Didnt you morons say the same thing last year?

Fucking Colin with the hottest takes

youtu.be/KLvBnxTwOE4

as long as eli is starting we are not only shit but we aren't rebuilding, we've drowning, just not as briskly as with a rookie. I don't see the gnats making the playoffs until at least 2023. A long hard road awaits.

Skins
9-7 because Dwaaaaaayne
7-9 because our medical staff is sadistic
/k/

>Vikings
>not enough changes in the offseason, 7-9 miss playoffs
>mostly the same except 8-8 and miss playoffs
>/fit/

>is tom brady the tom hanks of football

Idk, is Tom Hanks an insecure federally convicted of cheating egomanic?

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You think they are bouncing back to 7 wins after starting 1-5?

Now being a skins fan who frequents /k/ are you a PG/Charles county nigger or a Calvert county meth head?

Tom Hanks was not in caligula so he gets a fat pass from me

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Bears
10-6
12-4 SB
/vg/

badass

I don't know who that is, but I am glad I have multiplied.

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I think Jones is in by game 4. And theres a lot of good long talent all over the field. Both interiors lines are set for years, the secondary looks promising. Saquon and shep are a nice offensive core. Having Jones and Barkley on rookie deals is going to be a huge plus too.
Gettleman made some shocking moves but the more i look at them the more i like them.

Injuries don't affect a team's performance now.

They wont even be break even material for 2 more full years and by the time they can take a wild card shot saquon will be holding out

>GB
>10-6
>13-3
>/bbg/

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I figure it will be a good project as I plan on doing nothing on Saturday but sitting in the a/c until night.

Is this the New England Patriots of rototic fighting? Why was he banned for life but why is Brady still allowed to play? How deep does the rabbit hole go?

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What would be the dream (crime) team?

usatoday.com/sports/nfl/arrests/

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Who would win? The most naturally talented WR since Moss or a drug test?

Why is the NFL wasting money hiring senile Boomer bands or cringe Zoomer "musicians" for the Super Bowl halftime show when they could give us mascots beating children?

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Tardinals
They expect us to be exciting due to our meme collegiate offense
I think we have a ceiling of 5 games
Yea Forums

I clearly only know self loathing.

>Who would win? The most naturally talented WR since Moss or a drug test?
Weed isn't a drug anymore. Kraft used his Jew magic.

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Dudes done a lot more than weed lol. Gordon is a monster but the NFL wont allow him to have anything in his system or else hes suspended again

Artists for the super bowl half time are not paid friend, I think you're on the wrong board

>idiots on here actually thought robert ndemketchi would be a good player

Just another example of how I am always right and this retarded general is always wrong

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>Artists for the super bowl half time are not paid friend
that would explain why they're always terrible

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not that guy but his idea for the halftime show is superior

now this is some actual based content

I'm not disagreeing, just educating

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>GB
>/bbg/
My fucking man

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Proof of that, ace?

um we're going to need some more mascot-on-child abuse webms

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>that kid run down just yards from scoring

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Are you retarded
>sees name
Oh wait...

You often worry about what will happen to players once they leave the NFL, but it's good to see Adrian Peterson still doing what he loves.

Holy shit. The Raven was the deciding factor on that play.
>best defense
>best mascot
>best mascot defense
>best young QB
No one can stop us now

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So rather than present evidence of your claim, making it a lie, you result to ad hominem attacks. How did he Gronk your team?

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8-8 at best.

>Gordon told GQ‘s Clay Skipper he first started self-medicating with Xanax, marijuana, and codeine in middle school.
>He said he smoked marijuana every day and drank vodka from Minute Maid bottles during class. He said he also started drinking codeine syrup mixed with soda his junior year and experimented with Xanax, hydrocodone, and oxycodone at nearly every opportunity. Before football games, Gordon said he would chug Mad Dog 20-20, flavored fortified wine, to gauge whether he could play drunk
All self admitted stuff

but Adrian Peterson is still in the nfl.

I thought you new england söy böy types didn't believe in the 2nd amendment?

The new season of All or Nothing just Dropped. The implosion of the 2018 Carolina Panthers.

I wouldve thought after 2 post-surgery infections you guys would get new medical providers

what makes jackson the, "best young qb?" that is objectively false.
>inb4, "muh 7-1."
rg3 went 10-6 in his rookie year, not to mention six of games jackson started was against teams that finished under .500.

who gonna win the owl?
for me, it's my chiefs of course.

10-6 is not the same as 7-1

jackson also had the league-best defence backing him up

Do you believe everything Fox News tells ya? That said, firearms should be well regulated. If you come up here, head over to the Worcester Firearms academy. Great range rates and a nice menu of rentals to go along with personal weapons.

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>responds to people calling him names but not the user who gave evidence of his claim
I knew trip fags were bad but wew

Has Gordon been suspended for taking non-prescribed medication, though, or just Weed violations?

Whens the last time a team successfully defended their Owl

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>Seahawks 29th

youtube.com/watch?v=iJDK2oT2lgc
What does /nfl/ play before going out to party?

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Do teams that win the owl do coke before or after the parade?

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both

based, >we will be the next one too

neither is having a bottom-of-the-league defense vs having a top-of-the-league defense.

give me one thing that makes jackson, "the best young qb the league," because if it is, "muh wins against bad teams," both mahomes and goff has him beaten in that.

32. Arizona Cardinals
31. New York Giants
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
29. Miami Dolphins
28. Cincinnati Bengals
27. Denver Broncos
26. Detroit Lions
25. New York Jets
24. Washington Redskins
23. Oakland Raiders
22. Carolina Panthers
21. Buffalo Bills
20. Tennessee Titans
19. Jacksonville Jaguars
18. Chicago Bears
17. San Francisco 49ers
16. Baltimore Ravens
15. Seattle Seahawks
14. Houston Texans
13. Pittsburgh Steelers
12. Cleveland Browns
11. Green Bay Packers
10. Atlanta Falcons
9. Indianapolis Colts
8. Minnesota Vikings
7. Dallas Cowboys
6. Kansas City Chiefs
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1. Philadelphia Eagles

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write-ups are here:
>thedraftnetwork.com/articles/ranking-the-nfl-rosters--8-1

>The chad Fitzmagic vs. the virgin Nosen

*ahem* fuck the colts AND the jags

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Wow, a titans fan

>peyton mango trying to shit talk to Tony Romo for having actual talent outside of throwing a ball

Forehead needs to fuck off back to nfl network and shut his pathetic ass up. Nobody likes him

He's my favorite pizza shill

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>Big-time New Orleans Saints fan and attorney, Tony LeMon, has filed multiple lawsuits against the NFL stemming from his team’s loss to the Los Angeles Rams.

>A ruling in one of those lawsuits could now mean that Mr. Goodell will be deposed in a court of law.

>Orleans Civil District Court Judge Nicole Sheppard ruled in favor of LeMon, granting his permission for discovery in the suit. She also refused to throw out the case, meaning that Goodell could be in court as the defendant in the suit.

Aints fans are going to be asshurt for eternity

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Saints fans should be grateful that the rasm spared them the disgrace of getting obliterated by Brady in the owl

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ironically the aints had no problem with this...

The Aints unironically would've played better ball than the r*ms

And still gotten whipped like a bunch of slaves by Brady

And the Eagles would have won

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They still had chances to win that game after the shit call. Last years playoffs was just whining. Chiefs whining about losing to Pats was an even bigger joke

>b-but offsides isn't even a real penalty!

Literal one and done team

Blew Drees embarrassed himself with that woeful overtone performance (at home in his dome, no less)

Meanwhile Tom Brady was on the road in 5 degree weather with fat boomers shining industrial grade lasers in his eyes and still took his team straight down the field in OT

I don't want to fucking hear it

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What's your reasoning for that?

They weren't in the last owl

They decided to go with the guy that took 0 snaps in any game that's mattered for the last 2 seasons instead of the guy that Won

Patriots
Steelers
Chiefs
Colts
Chargers
Browns

Rams
Panthers
Eagles
Bears
Falcons
NFC doesn't deserve 2 wildcards

Does anyone here actually like football or do you just like acting retarded every day?

Brees can actually score points in an owl though

And? Is the team worse now? If you're saying they're one and done then you're implying the team is worse now and the window is closed. Which is objectively wrong.

>chargers
>chiefs with madden curse
>fucking steelers

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preseason hasn't even started yet. this is a short bus with square wheels right now.

Not at this point in his career

Boo fucking hoo

Overtime is 0-0 and you faggots won the coin toss.

Literally no excuse

The biggest let down of all time every single year is Lamar Miller

TE is a fucking meme position in Fantasy anyway, especially standard scoring. There is maybe 5-6 real constant redzone reciever target TEs in the whole league. Outside of that group it's a crapshoot if you get FF production.
I'm considering drafting Fant as my TE just because I hate that position in FF. Although since Witten is back playing might get him again.
I respect your optimism, especially when you were rooting for Jake Utler.
I immediately thought of Lake too.
Posting with an avatar is frowned upon on Yea Forums.
Brady would've carved up the Saints shitty Defense. Rams D was the only thing keeping it from a blowout. Sure Brees would've done better but wouldn't have kept up with the Patriots.

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>a bad call (not like there were no bad calls against the rams either) is the reason the saints lost.
>when the saints 'defense' failed to stop the rams from getting into field goal range in regulation.
>when the saints won the coin toss, yet noodle-arm brees unnecessarily threw the ball up into the air in the middle of the field for no reason.
>when the saints 'defense' again failed to keep the rams out of field goal range.
brady managed to walk down the field no problem and win in overtime. the afc game should not have even went to overtime because kelce fumbled and the patriots recovered, yet a patriots' player was called for pass interference when the receiver fell on his own. the saints were lucky for that hit because if the defender turned around, it would have been a pick-six. drew "stat-padding noodle arm" brees has no excuses.

>the saints were lucky for that hit because if the defender turned around, it would have been a pick-six.
this doesnt get brought up enough. there was no fucking way it was gonna be a catch. throwing a flag there would have been giving the aints the game.

At the end of the day, Dak Prescott is a winner. He doesn't always put up the gaudiest stats or put on the flashiest performance. But he has never had a losing record. He has won the division two of his three seasons as starting quarterback. And he has already won half as many playoff games as Tony Romo. Dak Prescott wins, and that's all that matters.

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I’m indifferent to you but I agree, fuck the Jags. And also fuck the Texans.

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I like him because he makes people like you seethe

>2015: Gordon was suspended the entire 2015 season due to another violation (alcohol) of the league’s substance abuse policy. Days after the suspension was reported, Gordon published an open letter in The Cauldron in which he acknowledged his “repeated transgressions.”

Nah, Manning's dis was legit good

>Homo: "I always knew growing up I wanted to be an announcer"
>Manning: "All I've ever known was that I wanted to be great at football"

Im not even seething it just really pisses me off that people act like peyton was some amazing game manager and therefore one of the greatest. There is more to football than just acting like a know-it-all.

Romo never said that nigga. Anyway, both are cool talented dudes, no need to hate on either.

>I’m not even seething

*scores zero points against the Colts*

>“I saw where Tony Romo said that he always knew that he wanted to be a broadcaster,” Manning said, according to CBS Radio. “Well, I always knew I wanted to be a football player. That’s all I knew. I was all-in on that job. I didn’t think about anything else while I was playing.”

Is the exact quote

This doesn’t even sound like he’s dissing Romo, it just sounds like he’s trying to say he doesn’t want to broadcast without directly saying he’s too nervous to broadcast.

He's a good QB. He made some very big time plays in the playoff win vs the Hawks

>The man who would go on vacation in Cabo the week before a playoff game isn't superficial

it's a passive aggressive thing. it's implying that romo didn't have his heart 100% in being an american football quarterback and that his true calling in life was
>to be a broadcaster
basically manning looks like a giant petty bitch the way he put that

>reading this much into an offhand comment
You sound like a woman

>Romo-Firstdown.gif

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No, he's a bad quarterback

Gurley has old man knees

By every QB stat available, Brady was no better than 7th, and mostly around 10th in the league this past season.

If the Colts had had Romo instead of Peyton they would have won at least as many Owls.

triple this sentiment

>broncos low
poor list
>bears that low
lol, based

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I think you're more of an idiot than he is acting like a woman. If you can't understand why that comment is passive aggressive for implying that Romo wasn't as dedicated to his position as Manning is, you're just dumb.

Too bad manning failed at his dream

Is it time to remind everyone yet again of what a horrible choker Peyton was? Somebody post the pasta.

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imagine seething this much

Who can stop him?

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the stoolers are unironically better after losing AB and leveon, and the AFC North is pathetically weak this year
and who else is gonna make it out of the west? the fucking broncos with a joe flaccid that hasn't been relevant in half a decade?

Tim Brody

>Lost a WR1 and a good RB (line babby probably)
>Better
Yeah they were both cancer in the locker room and team but saying they're better off is ridiculous
>AFC North is weak
Browns are good on paper but its July who the fuck knows
Bengals are the Bungles
Ravens are gonna be exposed I see Steelers, Browns, Ravens, Bengals

Pretty much this but browns don't get wild card at 10-6

BROWSN

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convincing argument

The Browns suck

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>old gay still seething because a 42 year old brody has more playoff wins ahead of him than the 22 year old rb the ravens used a FIRST ROUND PICK on to play QB

speaking of which

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>americans are only waking up for work on friday
grim lads

are the rumours true?

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Thursday Nights are my friday. Its my weekend now.

>USA Today’s Doug Farrar released his top 100 players in the NFL, and while Brady cracks the top 20, coming in at No. 19, he is curiously low among other quarterbacks. “Tom Terrific™” rings in as the sixth quarterback in the league. He is behind Aaron Rodgers (17), Philip Rivers (15), Russell Wilson (9), Drew Brees (3) and Patrick Mahomes (2).

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yes, biggest benis in the NFL

Who?

>fraudgers, Rios, and the balding fraud ahead
shit list

>People think wilson is good now

Ravens have a running back as a quarter back

It's getting boring watching journalists try to differentiate themselves by underrating Brady. It has become passe and predictable.

If they get a WC spot I'll be amazed and happy for them. They've been terrible my entire life and I want them to succeed

Wilson is good. The only thing he lacks is a long career. He has a Brady-esque winrate. He is the only active QB other than Brady to not have a losing season. His career passer rating over 7 years is 100.3. He averages 30 TDs a season with a 3:1 TD:INT ratio.

Wilson is actually criminally underrated. He is unironically a better quarterback than everyone other than Tom Brady. Brees and Rodgers have longer careers, but they have slumps, losing records and bad years. Wilson doesn't. Go look it up, he has consistently been excellent every year.

Was meant for

Sorry, meant to say Wilson is the only active QB other than Brady to only have seasons above .500. Roethlisberger has an 8-8 season, and the rest of the greats have losing seasons. Wilson is consistent and excellent.

If Browns failed to get the Wildcard at 10-6 would the fanbase be outraged or just happy they had a winning season?

Can't wait to for the next league to expose more O line babies this season. With Gurleys fucked up knee, Darell Henderson will be fucking elite.

When will teams realise that using a 1st rounder or big contract on a runningback is a huge waste. If someone pays Gordon they are retards. Go pick up a 3rd round rb every 2 years and use that 1st rounder on something more important or use that big contract on two average guards.

Just as a warning: the AFC will require at least 10-6 to get a wild card this year. So you better hope your team can win tiebreakers if they want a WC. 9-7 isn't going to cut it when there are so many tanking teams in the NFL right now.

Happy,

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Personally I'd be happy as shit, sad about no WC but there's a website that sums it up. Waiting for next year aka WFNY it's a cleveland based website that is pretty good with sports from what I've seen

apart from PFF who had him 4th best

>inb4 PFF

they know more than you

Noone could get that raped. Goff choked so hard I'm pretty sure Brady pulled a magic trick and had his dick down Goff's throat all game at least brees would tell Brady to fuck off with his cock

>Berds
>media is sucking Murray's and Shitsbury dick non stop as if they were the new Brady and Bellichick, some say 6-10, some 8-8 and some even 10-6
>Shitsbury will never have an NFL job again after this season, Murray will end up as a backup to whomever we waste next year's 1st overall and will eventually run to the MLB. 1-15 record, that one win vs Lameme, the only QB worse than Kyler goddamn Murray
>sometimes pol for ebin menes

>we

The berds will score a shitload of points and rarely win games due to their awful defense. Butler will be the breakout rookie, Murray will get hurt down the stretch and they will go into mega-tank mode their last 3 games. Might be pretty good next year though.

Obsessed

>The berds will score a shitload of points and rarely win games due to their awful defense
The Defense will be ok, the offense will be awful shit, arguably the worse OL, a shit meme QB and a fraud HC

>never understood the >Ohio sucks meme
>suddenly delusional Browns fans everywhere
and just like that my eyes were opened

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I am quite obsessed with my quarterback, Tom Brady

berds

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SOON

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if you guys really cared about Larry you'd trade him to a contending team so he might win a ring

>let air out of football
multiple game suspension
>beat women and children
its cool you guys can keep playing
THE NFL LADIES AND GENTLEMEN

>Tyreek Hill gets no suspension for breaking his kids arm and leaving threatening voice mails to his GF
>Jimmy Smith got 4 games for yelling at his GF in a loud voice in public

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>@espn: NFL will not discipline Chiefs WR Tyreek Hill after abuse allegations; allowed to attend camp and resume club activities

REDDIT'S GONNA FREAK

THE ABSOLUTE STATE OF THE KANSAS SHITTY QUEEFS

I'm more of a Raimiposting guy myself.

That being said, fuck kikes.

>Brady
>Smith
>Zeke
>everyone else not named Ray Rice or Michael Vick
>SUH SPEN SHUN LITERALLY HITLERS ALL OF YOU

>nigger mauls a child
you're free to go Mr. Hill let me just zip your fly up for you now

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>maul

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my guy tyreek is innocent, fuck ya. go chefs

das rite whiteboi, he dindu nuffin

gon get dat RANG in da KC, ya hear cuhhh?

East coast bias

So why did KC cut Hunt yet keep Tyreek? Also is Tyreek his legal name? Imagine the doctor's face when he had to put that on a birth certificate.

>rueben foster gf completely fakes a domestic violence incident, was proven to be faked.
>loses pay for several games.
>actual evidence of tyreek hill being verbally abusive.
>no punishment.

Rosen is not a great quarterback, but he looked 20x worse because of the O-line and the rest of the offense.

your name is probably like fucking Walter or something shut the fuck up

I’m all seriousness, if you’re the NFL, do you really think Tyreek Hill of all people is not going to do something in the future? He seems a stone cold lock to commit domestic violence or something in the near future and then they’ll look even more awful for not suspending him here

Walter is a normal name. Tyreek rhymes with sneak

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My parents have a cat named Walter

Foster actually did it though

>t. D'Brickashaw

he actually did not because it was proven that the gf lied about the whole incident.

Jimmy Smith should be out of the league

Of course, but prosecuting domestic violence is fucking difficult. Even serious repeat offenders just kind of bounce around the legal system never really seeing serious consequences. Cops even refer to restraining orders as next to worthless except for identifying the plaintiff's murderer. Tyreek is a piece of shit, but if the legal system can't do shit then there's no way the bungling morons at the NFL are going to somehow fix the problem.

For what, owning Antonio Brown?

Is >your team still patriotic, /nfl/? Or are they too cool for school?

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The nation anthem was written in Baltimore by a Marylander during a battle where Marylanders kicked the British Navy's ass, so yes.

So the Ravens play and stand for the anthem and fly the flag?

>your team
Patriots
>the popular opinion on how your team will do
12-4
>how you actually think they’ll do
10-6
>your most used board other than Yea Forums
/ck/

Weren't the Ravens one of the first teams to almost all kneel? AND they did it on foreign soil? (London)

A negroid person speaking in terms of humdinger names is very droll, eh chaps?
Okay, Duh’Quintius. I’m sure your mom LaShawnda named you properly

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Well that would make sense old gay's name is Walter then too cause he's a pussy.

you sound kinda dumb....

Not really though

That fuckin Dunkin Donuts cup just waddling over to the line hahaha

Well that makes sense that old gay's name would be Walter then too cause he's a fucking pussy

Jesus Teddy he's just a child

They did it once after our duly elected President put the NFL in its place, but the team owner put an end to that shit.

abcnews.go.com/2020/top-20-whitest-blackest-names/story?id=2470131

Seethe

Apologize to this innocent man for besmirching his reputation.

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My team is contractually obligated to be patriotic

My cousin lives in Baltimore and works for the minor league baseball team nearby named after Francis Scott Key. Also, the US national anthem is pretty shitty, both the music and the poem. It always sounds really amateur next to the anthems of other countries.

>*charges the US DoD millions of dollars to perform propaganda*
Ah, yes, sweet American patriotism.

I'll donate a nickel to his bail fund when he gets arrested for beating his babies mother.

You are obviously an faggot

Name a better anthem and if you even think about saying Russia it's clear you're a bootlicker who gets a hardon over tanks and missiles on parade. The US national anthem is quite literally the gold standard of anthems.

To be fair I'm sure it does wonders for recruitment

*ahem*
Hunt did nothing wrong compared to Tyreek Hill. Justice for Hunt.

Video evidence of hunt doing it. That's all.

OHNONOOOO
OHAHAHAAAAA
NONOOOOOOOOONOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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fuck off and stay there

yeah, im thinking we are back

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Ireland has a fucking awesome anthem.

Cringe
Bullshit. It's amateur as hell. At international competitions like the olympics or the world cup it's always embarrassing to hear our anthem next to a well written one.
Also, I have no idea what the Russian anthem sounds like. There are a ton of great Russian composers, so I wouldn't be surprised if it was good though.

Go back

Fag

i didn't even take the screenshot :^)

Tsu, Mie Prefecture reporting in
Da bears are gonna win da super bowl

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I notice you haven't named a better anthem.

Sounds like a discount Howard Shore

Meh, I wouldn't argue the objective Yea Forums quality of many anthems but Ireland's was definitely awesome to hear live before watching their rugby team. In fact most of the t1 rugby nations have pretty good anthems except England.

Oh no doubt, hearing it live must've been great. It may be hard to judge objectively due to how often we hear our anthem vs others and the novelty of it.

Honestly why is the NFL so based bros????
Tell me one other sport where you can break your sons arm and get no suspension whatsoever, I will wait

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>Having proof before making accusations and ruining someone's life.
>Judging someone forever based off a phone call recorded by an entitled gold digger.

Hrmmmm...head on back to tumblr queer.

it is objectively true the gf lied.
kill yourself.

>your team
chadgles
>the popular opinion on how your team will do
playoffs, top 4 team in nfl
>how you actually think they'll do
19-0 :^)
>your most used board other than Yea Forums
i guess Yea Forums? other boards are kinda ass

I would be okay with it if the nfl had not punished players for several games for doing a lot less.

All of these seething buttmads over Tyreek not getting punished for doing nothing...all these imaginary scenarios you guys have invented in your minds about Hill being some kind of savage monster who snaps children's limbs for fun or beats up women as part of his off-season training...

You all sound so fucking gay and retarded...

Double cringe
I don't know man, I can't remember specific ones and where they're from. I didn't expect some kind of Spanish Inquisition.

Who brome the kids arm then?

>make retarded claim
>be surprised when intelligent posters want you to clarify

Nah, he definitely abused her. And their dog too, what an asshole.

Triple cringe

>reddit bay

>reddit bay

>old gay

>acknowledging tripfags

The broncos are winning the AFC west

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>if they’re offering I won’t buy
Sure.
The government are idiots, everyone knows

Ok, just don't call it patriotism

/nfl/: here’s a chance to shill your team for Good Boy Points™

What franchises haven’t had gross scandals like the Chief’s Tyreek, Saints headhunting, Patriot’s cheating, and the hundreds of domestic and criminal offenses committed by other team’s players?

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Why did the niggers in the nfl stop kneeling? Has the US somehow gotten less racist or something or is the gimmick just not trendy anymore?

Broncos

How mad will you hillbillies be when we go 19-0 and you don’t even have 18-1 as ammo anymore?

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You can be patriotic and take the government’s advertisement money if they offer it. They’re not mutually exclusive.

That’s like saying you can’t love your wife if she works and pays the bills with the assumption you’re only with her because she pays the bills

they can go 19-0 for the next 20 seasons if they want. 18-1 still happened. Yikes!

based tyreek outrunning punishment

Panthers

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Forgetting about Brandon marshall?

imagine creating new trips to ban evade

>another patriot trip
Goes to show literally anyone can just simply choose a team for that dopamine

Nobody will remember 18-1 once 19-0 happens. Nobody gives a shit that Golden state blew a 3-1 lead since they still won three titles in four years.

a nigger kneeling during the anthem is scandal? Off yourself faggot

yeah teams should be paying the government for the right to fly flags and play the anthem

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I’ve been around longer than you, dumbass. When I started I was still Brady’s Sixth Ring :^)
Even a hillbilly flyovers Drumpf-supporting inbred like yourself can count with me as I have to change my name to Brady’s Tenth Ring before he finally retires.

Bradon marshall in denver
1. Started a fight that got a teammate killed at a nightclub
2. Got a DUI
3. Arrested for domestic violence multiple times
4. Got stabbed in the stomach by his wife after another DV incident

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1 was in denver, the rest of the things you listed happened in miami, you illiterate fuck

>Cowboys fan giving up the NFL all because of one stupid nigger

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>no defense

>RB as QB

>implying other team's defenses don't adjust

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>Zeke gets banned six games with zero evidence
>Investigators even recommended no discipline
>Tyreek literally fucking admits to beating kids and women on tape
>No punishment
>This fucking league

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I’ve proven multiple times that me and bradysknee are different people. Deal with it, y’all.

lamar jackson is such a terrible 'quarterback,' holy shit.

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No idiot. Look it up

>I have never misspoken in my entire life
Congrats Mr. Perfect

>tfw have tyreek in my keeper league for 10 bucks and been sweating bullets for months about how long his suspension was going to be

Thank you based roger, im sorry about all the bad things I said about you

>4 games for allegedly deflating footballs with no evidence

remember when smeth broke his leg

who?

That was a joke as well. Don't think just because I rag on the Pats that I agreed with that chicken shit suspension either.

The cowboys deserve everything bad that happens to them

>I’ve been around longer than you, dumbass.
How could you possibly know when I’m not a faggot namefag like you? Holy fuck you’re stupid

Brady deserved it for cheating and engaging in a coverup.

Been coming here for 9 years, this bradys 7th ring guy is bradys knee

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
OH NO NO NO NO NO

holy mother of god Bradysknee is fucking pathetic. This is straight up some mental illness to create a whole other persona to support yourself on an anonymous shitposting sports forum

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This. Especially after they screwed their only likeable player Romo.

Because you wouldn’t refer to a trip as “new” that’s been posting here for years unless you yourself were fresh off the boat from reddit.

And this is Old Gay turning his trip off.

>the absolute state of the Yea Forums Patriots fanbase

I filtered that faggot a long time ago

I don't mind trips but that "person" is pure cancer

>Yea Forums
They’re this faggoty in real life too. The biggest losers across the country gloryhunt the patriots because it’s the closest they’ll ever feel to winning.

>REEEEE YOU SHOULD KNOW ME
>I POST WITH A NAME, DAMNIT REEEEEE

this is your first post on Yea Forums

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>hasn't even been here a year

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>first post is from 2018
I’d say that proves he isn’t new in this thread for ban evading, dummy

put your trip back on

You first, Old Bay

>RedditBay

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NEW

You gays are delusional

Zeke did it too though

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>team
PATS
>opinions
11-5, 12-4, superb owl appearance
>my opinion
Basically the same
>most used boards
uh /k/, Yea Forums, /fit/, Yea Forums, Yea Forums, /tg/ are all I've got on my quick panel besides Yea Forums and Yea Forums