/trans/

State of this obsessed ABL

Is this the greatest /trans/ thread of all time?

Best edition

Lol learn to cope with it

it's in the bottom three ever

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Don't let the banter get to you lads. I'm sure this is >our year!

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TFW Allah comes to you in your dream and reveals that Liverpool are the bad guys and his master plan is to keep their fans believing they might one day win the league but never allowing them to

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ABLism is a sign of mental stability

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...

>a Liverpool fan posts this

Not one transfer-related post ITT baka
>seething ABLivs
>seething scousers and foreign bandwagoners
Why don't you just fuck off to a Liverpool general?

comically out of date this

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Maguire wants to emulate Rio. Maguire to united confirmed.

>5
S I X

>OP STILL SEETHING

the absolute state of ABL's

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Hes getting on the gas brother?

...

still 0 prem which is the only relevant one

death to Yea Forums

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New home shirt arrived today, it looks better in real life to be fair.

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any thoughts Paddy?

Another beautiful Liverpool general la

post pics

does it still say angry birds on it?

Yes.
No.

RoPs vs Aberdeen lads?

The endless rage we cause you lot

Like brexit for example

for me it's connah's quay nomads vs kilmarnock

Which female popstar's name have you printed on the back of it?

Lads, I think i like anime

I think you’re confusing rage for amusement

I'm not an autistic manc, I left it blank.

there are people that do this?

should have gone for notable blue liz mcclarnon

both were about PlayStation, they also liked to talk about sharting

This is the sum total of Ireland’s value?

A Man U fan here claimed to have Taylor Swift on the back of every home shirt for the past like 10 years. Said he wore them to work and everything.

Yes. And the amusing part is that you believed him

>wearing football shirts to work

>Claimed

simply shan't. There isn't one podcast out there that isn't for faglords

>doesn't listen to podcasts
>calls people faglords
smells like a case of virginitis

The Off Menu podcast is great

Lads. It’s that time of the afternoon again. Back in the bath. AMA

Also the best posters on the chon

correct

Think we’ve established over the last few threads that Ireland posters provide negative content for Yea Forums

give me one reason why i shouldnt got to work tomorrow wearing ladies knickers

W-why does the one one the left have a bulge

They’re less comfortable than under armour boxer shorts

>usagoals all changed and unusable
ffs

they're not designed for testicles

Why are there so many Liverpool fans on this board? Liverpool fans are communists, this isn’t really the place for you lot

Liverpool use men in the WSL. Another attempt to cheat to win a league title

Binland dabbing on Aberdeen

Based.

even if liverpool fans were all communists, why would this not be the place for them?

t. newfag redditor

post-2013 posters think this place has always been an echo chamber

Why don't you support your local team, paddy?

>implying faglord is an insult
I pound primo boypussi on a weekly basis and even I wouldn't listen to a podcast

/trans/ this year is fucking shit

this team in england would be europa league tier
ronaldo is the only really class player there

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>UK flag
>Calls Sheffield United "Sheffield"
I want third worlders and underage zoomers to leave

no one under the age of 70 could give the slightest fuck about sheffield lad

Lads. Why do flags sometimes appear when I’m doing /trans/ posting but sometimes they don’t.

Right

Imagine being offended because someone calls your club by its first name
That's how you know it's a shit club and a shit name

based

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Gay.

Lads. On a scale of one to ten how good is Bruno Fernandes?

Not really impressed with De Ligt desu. Not sure why Juve signed him.

9.6 HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

nice one

Who are united going to sign as a replacement for Lukaku?

Would I be crazy to suggest that dude who plays for Atlanta FC who takes the crazy pens?

Nice.

>the North West bankruptcy derby

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Icardi - probably a bad move
Callum Wilson - no better than Rashford
Aubameyang - doubt Arse will sell
Lewa - don’t think he’d go
Belotti - shit
Cavani - could be good. V expensive
Ben Yedder - would score 15 goals
Rodrigo - super expensive gamble

Andy Carroll

How many players do Bolton have left?

didn't de ligt get bullied by ronaldo in the nations league?

>Watford beating Ajax

And Lorente in CL

Seven: bwfc.co.uk/teams/first-team/

CR7

Fuck off you mong, retard who thought the Huddersfield shirt was fake. Lol get the fuck out of here, customer.

>Tottenham midfielder Harry Winks feels it is only a matter of time before the club end their trophy drought under manager Mauricio Pochettino.

>Pochettino took charge in 2014 and led Spurs to the Champions League final in May, only to be beaten by Liverpool.

>Their 2008 League Cup triumph remains Spurs' only trophy in two decades.

Is /trans/ just /epl/ in disguise?

Lads. How do I become a mod on Yea Forums?
I wanna run /trans/

suck the right dicks

>alright Harry you think you'll win a trophy?
>nah m8 we're shit
pointless question

not always, but often

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Could you point me in the direction of those dicks?

I think arselel would sell auba 4 da rite mony

>ESK hasn't come back
It hurts. I wanted to beat /cric/ and /hoc/ and co in PES.

Under any skirt haha

Lads. Any chance of united winning the prem?

Midfield is PSG tier of getting overrun in the 2nd leg of CL game

£100m, sure. I heard Stan wants to buy a new TV channel.

How much?

Would be nice to have a good lad on the inside, it's very hard though

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>Former Liverpool striker Daniel Sturridge has been banned from playing football for two weeks and fined £75,000 after being found guilty of breaching betting rules.
Do they do this fucking thing because 'it's a buzz'? I mean, I see no fucking reason why when you're on £100k or so a week you'd start betting.

it's because they're fucking retarded

Being at Liverpool fc makes you retarded

>
PSG are leading the race to sign #thfc left-back Danny Rose. The club want around £20M for his sale. [Sky Sports]

>
Juventus are lining up a move for #thfc defender Danny Rose. [Football Insider]

Jane Wilde takes it in the ass well

what the?

Love these English lads going abroad.

Tottenham have no players left!

Atleti have signed Hermoso

beautiful

Bruno Fernandes to united odds are 2/5.

It’s happening right so I should just put some cash on it

nah it might not happen and then you're out of pocket

>mostly Liverpool and Celtic fans
Yikes

Jajaja

But what I’m saying is that it is 99% happening and I’d be richer

You’d like Cum Town then

?

who would be the most successful, then? no British team comes anywhere near.

now provide evidence.

Move Martial to the ST position. He’s just as lazy but can actually receive a pass and dribble

>Being unaware Manchester United are the most successful team in England.

Who is Ajax buying with all that money?

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>no British team comes anywhere near.
Celtic have won many more than 18 league titles.

Lol Dutch people don’t spend money. They are Germanic jews.

players from other Dutch teams

It should have been done by now. There is something weird happening. Maybe he was their Pogba replacement. Pogba is looking more likely to stay than go at this point so the deal might be on hold.

FUCK anime

with 3 champions leagues? lol. liverpool are almost doubly successful

monopoly money

>They are Germanic jews.
That’s the Swiss

children

nobody, why would they?
they have a good academy and they walk the league every year

Just don’t think Ole likes Martial. I actually reckon pic related would end up Successfully for united.

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But Liverpool’s recent CLs don’t count because they didn’t win the league. I thought everyone knew this. It really would be embarrassing to win the CL and not even win your domestic league.

good lineup, reckon it would just about scrape 6th

This might be nuts but I actually think this looks both an exciting team and quite promising.

great squad, definitely could fight for the europa league spots with this

Bruno is more of a #10 so probably swap Lingard out and put Bruno there. Then I guess Fred takes the extra midfield slot. Eek

I think Ole doesn’t rate him as a winger which is why he’s selling Lukaku. Too lazy to press in the defensive phase so the only option is to stick him up front to kick off counter attacks.

that rating is a bit harsh on McTominay

DID YOU JUST STEAL MY FUCKING TRANS AUTISM POSTS

>Bruno to Man United
I thought he retired end of last season?

He’ll probably get an 81/82 on Fifa 20

Plus he’s not a DM. He’s an 8, very good dribbler despite his size, and started out as a striker in his youth

Not this casual again.

Please can we avoid the Anderson shit fest of yesterday

Would say Mctominay is B2B. He’s kind of similar to Kante actually. Not that I’m saying he’s anywhere near Kantes level

As a united fan I would be pleased with this at the beginning of new season

>"Dude, relax, there's nothing wrong with paying for virtual football trading cards that disappear when the newest game comes out."

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Just finished far cry 5 lads.
Absolute kino.

We're all EA marketers, please understand.

You don’t have to pay anything. I’ve never paid a penny and this is my team. I’m competitive enough.

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Hey Casuals

I'm a hardcore United fan. I've already watched each preseason game TWICE. Ole is playing a 4-2-3-1 formation. He did it in both games.

Projected starting line up in September:

-----------Rashford

Martial - Bruno - Greenwood

------Pogba - McTominay

Shaw - Maguire - Lindelof - AWB

-----------De Gea

James might even bump martial out of the starting line up by september because martial is a lazy fuck.

I would not be surprised if we brough in another striker that can play on the RW if / when lukaku goes.

Just did a poo lads.
Absolute belter.

Remember when FIFA was actually about playing the fucking game?

>All those spastic colours

No wonder Zoomers eat this shit up. This is why Career mode has been left to rot.

Lads is FIFA a gacha game nowadays?

Whats a gacha game?

Gambling for kids tbqh

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Are you sure they played 4-2-3-1?

>Gacha games are video games that adapt and virtualize the gacha (capsule-toy vending machine) mechanic.

Will you also be supporting your new domestic league? It may be lowish quality but it seems like a good idea to uncuck yourself from the Yanks.

Japanese jew games made around micropayments designed to bankrupt repressed addicted losers

Did he go too far?

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>heckle
everyone seems to be smiling I dont think it was serious

Lads. Remember when Torres dribbled round the keeper at old Trafford and then missed?

Street Food on Netflix is a great mini series lads

>£90mil for Nerman

100% DELICIA

I remember him doing this at basically every ground 2bh, people only remember the good times with Torres but he was dogshit for a long time while at Chelsea.

Lads. Do you like Kimchi?

Come home qt man.

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>Hangout with friends
>Having a fun time
>All is good
>Suddenly cute girls show up
>They start talking to my friends
>Each friend has a girl talking to them
>I just sit there like a retard
>Try to get a few words in with the girl closest to me when the occasion is there
>She just ignores me
>Tell my main friend that I'm gonna go home
>He insists that I don't and starts making a big deal out of me wanting to leave
>Say okay I'll stay to make him calm down and avoid making a scene
>They are laughing and playing around I'm just following them like mule
>All I want to do is go home
>After what feels forever finally tell my friend I really have to go and he says okay

Fuck me lads this happens every time. I swear whenever I see a cute girl I get scared. It's like they can just rip apart my existence from this world at will.

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Just relax. What’s the worst that can happen if you open up and just chat shit with them? The worst is that the same shit happens as always so you might as well just try.

where do you think man u will finish next season?
5th for me

4th for me

If Ole is sacked quite early in the season who do you think united would turn to?
Maybe Allegri?

Why do some cards have colours and some don’t?

It’s not the zoomers that designed them you dick. It’s the genX/millennials that made them. Some blaming your generation’s failures on us

>but he was dogshit for a long time while at Chelsea.
Literally the only part of his career people remember now

Different cards are released for different reasons. For example the Wan Bisaka card is a “premier league team of the season” card. So they boost the cards rating and exaggerate their stats

Does he play for Wigan?

No it’s a Korean cabbage dish

From a time before .webms.

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ah right

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Thank you for posting. Absolutely beautiful

redcafe.net/threads/may-1990-when-liverpool-last-won-the-league.449041/

Based ABC lad.

Fekir going for 18 mill to Real Benis
His knees are fucking done.

want to cum on a pretty girl's face

gay

Lads.

What do you call a Liverpool fan in a suit?

The accused

Not that expensive. Just get a hooker if the one that turns up isn’t pretty just close the door on her and repeat until you get the one you want.

haha

sounds a bit degrading

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Lo Celso to Spurs confirmed

Cousin went to court in jeans and a t-shirt, then did a runner when his solicitor told him he was probably going to jail

An Arsenal fan liked to amuse himself by scaring every Liverpool supporter he saw strutting down the street in an obnoxious Liverpool jersey. He would swerve his van as if to hit them, then swerve back just missing them. One day while driving along, he saw a priest. He thought he would do a good deed, so he pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going, Father?" "I'm going to give Mass at St. Francis church, about two miles down the road," replied the priest. "Climb in, Father. I'll give you a lift!" The priest climbed into the passenger seat, and they continued down the road. Suddenly, the driver saw an Liverpool supporter walking down the road, and he instinctively swerved as if to hit him. But, as usual, he swerved back onto the road just in time. Even though he was certain that he had missed the guy, he still heard a loud THUD. not knowing where the noise came from, he glanced in his mirrors but still didn't see anything. He then remembered the priest, and he turned to the priest and said, "sorry Father, I almost hit that Liverpool supporter." "That's OK," replied the priest "I got him with the door."

it just might be everton's year lads

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Getting his excuses in early.

>Salomon Rondon has completed a medical with Dalian Yifang in China, Sky Sports News understands.
the utter state of newcastle

Fernandes to Liverpool confirmed
bbc.co.uk/sport/football/27092978

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If you were PSG and you were going to accept the £90m + 2 players deal which two would you take?

For me it would be dembele + Rakitic

But I would probably ask that they give dembele + lenglet and see if they take it

haha I'd have no idea how to even go about getting one lol silly me

What’s the most right-wing team in your league? I can’t pick one for MLS because every single one is all about >muh inclusivity >muh fags and trannies.

messi and tersteggers

haha

Well that's Wet Bum getting a wage off their books.

messi is shit

british teams are apolitical

Openly none. In terms of fans there's probably a few

Literally google it that’s how I do it.

but imagine the shirt sells

Reckon they’d say no

remainers watch pansy football
based leavers watch rugby league

>Pogba

*Ehem*

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pogba is only going to Madrid and everyone knows it

Pretty sure Juve are out of dosh for this summer?

chelsea fans hate the blacks

positive.

In the last game it was pogba and mctominay in first half and matic and perrera in second half.

Mata played CAM in first half and Lingard played that in the second.

The wingers and strikers interchanged alot.

basé

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>4-2-3-1 formation
cringe as fuck
two up front again when?!

>Newcastle fans think they could win the championship
LOL

4-4-2 is dead. the only time we will get a proper striker partnership is in the meme 3-5-2 formation

Is Barcelona retarded?
>player leaves against your wishes
>pays the release clause rather than negotiating
>have to spend the 220m on Coutinho and Dembele to replace him, paying ridiculously inflated prices for both because everyone knows you were on the receiving end of the most expensive transfer in history by some distance
>buy Coutinho for ~140m, giving Liverpool the money to buy Van Dijk and Allisson so they can fuck you over in the CL; Coutinho has a shit game as per usual
>offer Coutinho and Dembele (whom you bought for significantly more than Neymar's transfer fee) PLUS £90m for a perma-crocked Nerman who effectively achieved nothing at PSG and nothing for Brazil, knowing that he will disappear for one of his many injuries, for a few weeks around his sister's birthday and for duration of his rape trail

*cracks knuckles*

>Manchester Shitty
>Liverpoo
>Chelshit
>Spuds
>Arseshit
>Manure
>Neverton
>Wet Spam
>Lester Shitty
>Poocastle
>Mememouth
>Shiteon
>Pisstal Poolace
>Shitfield United

Just doing my greentext grafting earlier so I can copy and paste for future use, apologies if your irrelevant club wasn't included.

But Pogba cannot play at the base of midfield

>Juventus negotiated the 75 mil for De Ligt to be done over 5 years

Think again

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Great job OP. I actually didn’t realise Liverpool had not won the league until I just checked now. Unbelievable considering their fans see themselves as a big club

>ashleycastle anywhere above last

i heard mancunian women eat their own babies

Ok now I believe. However united want at least £150m so how will they make this work?

Did a scouser tell you that? They do not have education in Liverpool so I can see how they might make mistakes like that

I heard scousers mistake chickens for dead babies

Is this true?

United have already had enough of Italian teams being worse than jews this summer. It'll be a cash upfront affair or not at all

Ok united would you take this offer (I have been inspired by something)

£70m + 2 of the following
Douglas Costa
Dybala
Pjanic
Alex Sandro
Bentancur

Chelsea, WHU, maybe Burnley as well

Scousers eat shit directly out of their assholes

Lads. A man on the street has been staring at me through my window directly for over 47 minutes now. What do?

>United keeping Pogba on as all the new players come in
Just fuck my team up.

Put your pants back on

Have sex.

didn't mean to frighten you lad, i just wanted an update on the javi martinez to liverpool situation

Agreed.

He's absolutely world class when the team is in possession and he's collecting the ball from that position. But he's a lazy dog shit defender so you need a special player to cover him. In the world cup Kante covered his ass. We have Mctominay.

Hopefully getting maguire will provide additional cover. I think that's the plan.

Oh. Phew. Why didn’t you just say!!

See here for update

I've watched a game yes. I don't have a local team and won't cheer for the scum italians in northern toronto.

>We

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Who did Juve have to make it work? Vidal?

>Fekir
from Liverpoo to Real Betits

Has there ever been a bigger JUST?

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emre can't

I understand what you’re saying but Singapore is a city built on the foundations of good business

JJ had the elder italian men bully him into defending

proper mental that Canada has a Scarborough and Whitby right near each other. Our colonisers weren't the most creative lads were they

Tbh would rather play for Betis than Liverpool

He played in a slower paced league in general and was in a midfield with Pirlo and Vidal....a big different to fucking McTominay and Lingard.....

Juve had the ball in every game so Pogba could just run around and collect from wherever he liked.

He can't do that in the EPL.

>ah yes, the high quality of La Liga

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No you’re wrong

>not even playing for the best team in LA

if i were pogba i'd be looking to dab my talents across the channel to paris

I'm just happy you kept the french in one area and the english in another. Fuck quebec.

only do that when youre 30 and seeking a long term contract

Tbf Seville is the GOAT city. Would love to live there. Lifestyle there is the best.

>Barcas offer for Neymar

Dumbest transfer saga in football.

Spurs gonna win the league

sooner believe liverpool doing it

the whole Neymar saga since he left Barca has been the dumbest transfer in football

snape is the best character in harry potter by a country mile
great character

Literally 0 (zero) chance of Liverpool winning.

>harry potter

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Prefer Penelope Pitstop desu

Aye. They should have just stuck an 800million buyout on him like they do their other players.

This might be there only chance to get rid of Coutinho, nobody wants him.

Lads. You know how if you put your fingers down your throat it makes you sick.

If I put two fingers in my ass and wiggle will I poo?

Probably León since Guanajuato is 90%+ Catholic and it was the only state where the right wing party had a majority in the presidential election

He played in a slow tempo 352 where he was heavily protected

if you hold your thumb tight in your fist you won't gag

Id be careful doing that you might set off your alitis gland and fall ill

Sheff UTD are top tier my dude

How does an asshole gag?

What is the ultimate Anti-Liverpool?

Everton, United or Chelsea?

For me its Fleur Delacour

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Nobody asked you ireland. Fuck off

i'll show you. meet me at Keele Services tomorrow 2pm

nah i mean your mouth like
if you're doing deepthroat or whatever, if you hold one of your thumbs in your fist it suppresses your gag reflex

top tip

>Keele

Woah. No thanks

phwoar yeah posh french bird

not many services have bridges anymore

Why don’t we meet on Tower Bridge?
I’ll be wearing a Gerrard Liverpool shirt

love scouse girls
love parisian girls
hate manc girls
scared by clwyd girls

Is this true? I'm afraid to tell my GF (male) only to find out later that you were lying.

just do it yourself lad if you don't believe it
(and yes it works)

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Is chefs table on Netflix good?

>use to put fingers down my throat to try this meme
>I don't throw up
It sucks if I ever get poisoned.

do you reckon they'll find pep's magic formula in area 51?

>no gag reflex
u gay mate?

>peps magic formula

Take the ball. Pass the ball.

>Progres-Sevco II is on the cards
Imagine if Slippy loses to them.

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well lads looks like Wolves will be facing N.I club Crusaders in the EL

I got up at 10:30

Already tired enough to go to sleep.

i don't understand a lick of that front page
mad how scotland is just up the way and yet it's a completely different world

his magic formula is that catalonian doctor

depression do you reckon? bad diet?

Prostate orgasms are great lads but I can't pull it off again. Managed it twice but can't do it again. Not buying a toy to do it.

That's totally a distraction from Epistiens rape island! Ignore the fact there is thousands of distractions each and every day!

If it's so simple, how come nobody else is doing it? Same with Based Klopp and pressing.

>2017
Rangers are thrashing St. Joseph atm.

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>i don't understand a lick of that front page
Rangers 2.0 lost to a team of genuine part-timers in Luxembourg and got knocked out of the Europa League.

Imagine how much it would suck to be Steven Gerrard

>born in Liverpool
>born into an era where Liverpool are not dominant in the league
>desperately want to win the league more than anything else
>have chance to move to Mou’s Chelsea and win league. Reject chance
>have chance to win league with Liverpool and then slip over
>can’t breed a son
>referred to by everyone as Slippy G
>finally after you retire your club are 7 points clear in league. Fail again
>be manager of Rangers

Possibly depression. since we lost that 7 point lead I just can’t seem to care about anything

he's probably the greatest player in liverpool history tbf
and given how transfers are these days, he might keep that crown for a hell of a long time

also the manager is standing in a hedge

>Please consider donating to help the victims of the KyoAni studio fire

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>he's probably the greatest player in liverpool history tbf
do Liverpool fans really think this?

>thinking that is anything to be proud of

>probably the greatest player in Liverpool history

Can’t even win the league.

yes?
who else is there? it's a straight shootout between gerrard and kenny and my da who was about when kenny was about and he still considers stevie g the greatest

>the guy who slipped and cost Liverpool their elusive premier league title causing a, to this day, 30 year drought is their greatest player in history

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He has a son. Is this a new gimmick?

Kek

how many fish fingers do you lads like to eat in one sitting? 12-14 for me clive.

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youtube.com/watch?v=jQskk_IkNho#t=7m58s

What's the song in this basketball clip called?

What's wrong with having just daughters?
Also more daugheters = more chance of having grand-children

The son was born after he retired. It doesn’t count.

>thinking I'm gonna click this shite

It sucks some autist got mad about trains or whatever meme shit people are saying the reason was for. KyoAni does good animation and now they won't bother.

that's just how great gerrard is/was

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>2-0
>thrashing

*holds pipe*
Imagine having a daughter.

*hits pipe*

4/5 with chips and peas

>What's wrong with having just daughters?

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Salah is x100 the player Slippy G is. Muslim Domination. But that's par the course in Engpakistan.

charlie adam ruining this photo with his fat, lazy body and ugly, scotch face

The score is 6-0 right now la

The guy who literally fucked their best chance of winning the league ( the thing their fans want more than anything else in the world)? Yeah don’t think so

>peas
>not beans
poor show lad. also worryingly low fish finger numbers. you might be a girl.

It's at the right timecode, I just need the name of the song

Gerrard and Suarez single-handedly carried Liverpool.

why are you lads so obsessed with cucking?

post the gif

>Gerrard and Suarez
>single-handedly
literally 4 hands there you dribbling mong

How can a video be so based yet so cringe at the same time?

>dumb scot doesn’t know what an aggregate score is

would you rather be literally the greatest in the history of an historic beautiful football club, or some also mentioned in some plastic (((blue))) oligarch's plaything?

this is obviously a jokey way to frame the question, but i think it's a worthwhile serious question. if you were gerrard, do you reckon you'd have gone to chelsea? would you sacrifice trophies? success? stats? for the opportunity to be idolised?

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I am a girl

Gerrard dropped it

I would rather win the league at a plastic club so that I am not remembered as a laughing stock by the footballing world

He’s an ok right back

>Kilmarcuck

where is he going?

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>selling both starting full backs when theres no replacements on the market

The window seemed so promising at the start

Hes already at Leipzig

what's the plan do you think? just dispatch of wide players altogether?

max aarons however you would pay £50m for him

I am deadly serious when I say if I was Gerrard I would wish I went to Chelsea.

If he had he would be remembered not only as a great player (which he was) but also a champion and a winner. I have no hugely strong opinions on the man but generally speaking the world’s lasting memory of him is the slip.

kwp will play, rose still haven't left. ben davis signed a new contract, tripper wasn't that good
aurier should leave too tbqh

Please tell me about Spurs and Chrlsea’s WC players.

if he went to chelsea then him and Lampard would have been forced to work together and gel POSSIBLY leading to success with England and that golden age of players that were utter shit

Are Sandro and Cancelo any good? I haven't watched footie that much over last year. Other than that midfield is not really world class

post norks

He already signed with Leipzig

i reckon the slip (in time, assuming we do actually win the thing eventually) will just add to his legacy
it was objectively a great thing/moment/time to be a liverpool fan

Gerrard could have gone to Chelsea in 2006(?), he easily could have been a Chelsea legend and won loads of shit. Look at Terry, Lampard, Cole and Ferdinand, even Cantona.

Shows how good a job Clarke did.

Can’t. NSFW

>

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I don’t. His lasting memory will be one of ridicule I’m afraid

For me, it's Midnight Diner.

youtube.com/watch?v=OwjoT9YFDug

>Invest in Steve McClaren
>don't invest in Rafa
>Invest in Steve Bruce

Is he retarded or just trying to piss off fans?

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6D chess

it's ok lad i'm not at work

>leave Liverpool
>get death threats from mad scousers the rest of your life

imagine someone literall paying you to make that up

half blood prince is an underrated entry in the series

He’s just playing his own little game

Literally who cares what scousers think.

haha lads remember when Ashley was selling Newcastle haha remember that haha and remember when I and others said it was bullshit haha remember that haha. remember when I said that it is a scam by Ashley to boost share prices and stuff haha remember that haha. imagine thinking it'd be any different hahaha.

Read that earlier. Absolutely bizarre. Has anything happened like that before? I cant recall

it's tough for us magpies
we know with the size of our club we should be challenging for the title but ashley just won't allow it

rafa is shit at buying

The main issue with Harry Potter is that it wasn't fun. Had she just done the story of a person who goes to wizard school and all the shenanigans that take place, on top of all the fun stuff like sweets, and food and shopping, the sports and exams, plus went into the creation of magic. It would have been fantastic. Instead it was a LOTR knock-off. I enjoyed the non-plot parts way more than the CHOSEN ONE shit.

Anyone who goes to games is a traitor ATM imo.

I hope the team go down so Ashley loses money and fucks off

for me, it's when he slides two fingers ginny in the griffindor common room, and ron comes in, sniffs, and looks puzzled-come-disgusted

>I ain't never ran from nothin' but the police

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The absolute shitshow that is scottish football outside of glasgow

I have the same view as an Arsenal supporter and I also wish I could ban the fucks in the general. I don't go near it but I'm gonna guess it's Sosa and Fitizen and retards in it.

is motherwell glasgow? they're my team

>outside of Glasgow

It’s also complete shit in Glasgow. Both teams would be relegated from the prem

Aberdeen won

I mean, think about it, by the time you're 14 or something and you know magic, surely you'd be flipping girls skirts with it? Or pulling down their underwear with it? Or making their clothes see through? None of this is covered, it isn't even mentioned under 'not allowed'. The entire situation just got boring because OooOoooOOo Big Bad Evil Man (Retroactively Drumpf) Defeated By Gay Man And His Adoptive-Son. I just wanted some fun hijinks. You could have done that. Sadly you cannot do that at all now. The fact if I wrote it now, I'd be called 'ripping-off' Harry Potter. Furthermore, The Worst Witch is close to Harry Potter and came out before but nobody accuses HP of that.

who would win in a 2 leg tie
>Celtic v Accrington Stanley

At least they aren't getting knocked out to a part time welsh team in europe though

For me Jeff, neither of the Glasgow superpowers would be able to get out of the Championship.

memes

Losing to anything Welsh is absolutely embarrassing

Wales has to be the shittest part of the UK

Not Marseille
haha

for me clive, it's any and all catholic teams because i've been conditioned to hate prods despite being seemingly being non-religious and a bleeding-heart anything-goes progressive liberal type irl

Kinda

>forgetting NI

Oxford United signed Gorrin from you. He any good?

Killie wtf you were supposed to get the coefficient back up

lads, is ireland a nice place to live?

>11-0 on aggregate

>Oxford United released Jonté Smith
We signed him and then barely played him. What a fucking waste. We need FW's and now we have basically none who are over 21. This is how bad shit has become, we've put several 17-21 year olds in the first team.

No. It’s complete shit. Everything about it is shit

ireland is a beautiful country
the cities are a lot like english cities though (if you would consider that a negative)

*unzips palestine flag*

has a journo ever made up some ludicrously over-elaborate transfer bollocks? i believe it has happened before, yes.

Two of my mates moved there for work. It's 3rd world

>can own handguns
Northern Ireland is the only based place in the country.

Imagine Spain except its cold, everyone is ugly, the food is disgusting and everyone is constantly drinking.

Welcome to the UK and Ireland

irish girls are kinda hot though, right?

BREAKING: Juventus to offer 3 players in exchange for Paul Pogba. 3 players included in deal Matuidi, Cancelo, Costa

Go to Benidorm and find out

What about Irish Traveller girls? Are they cute?

If you like the following

Shit people
Shit food
Shit weather
Shit scenery
Shit humour
Shit sport
Shit politics
Shit religion
Shit drinks (except the volume at which they’re drunk)

I was told player swap deals were rare

Is this now a lie?

yeah
not as hot as parisians, but close

irish girls are the redheads, right?

I'm actually 5 minutes from there

>he actually believes this
The fact you think everybody is ugly shows how retarded you are. The food cannot be disgusting as we have basicallyy anything you want.

sometimes but you will get murdered by their brothers

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tell me more

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seriously though, ireland is nice
it's like britain but very slightly more exotic

thoughts on moraira lad? my company has a timeshare there

Have you been to Spain before?

British Isles girls look horrible in comparison

is nothern ireland worse or better than ireland? last question, I promise

1% chance.
The wheels would have to fall off for Klopp which is a 20% chance this season
Pep would have to sperg out and fuck up the squad or City would need injuries to pile up which is about a 5% chance this season.
Arse, Chelsea, and Spuds have combined 0.000% chance at the league so the only real threat would be wolves or Leicester should City and Pool meltdown

They never happen. Just because they’re rumoured doesn’t mean it’ll happen. They’re super complicated because of the rights of each player particularly with high profile players like those involved in the Neymar deal. The only reason I could see the Neymar one being hashed out is because 1. Neymar and PSG have both made it clear they don’t want to work together anymore. 2. PSG already have a hugely lopsided squad and this may go a long way towards remedying this without fucking themselves further on FFP.

Tbh if I was PSG I would just demand £190m for Neymar and tell Barca to fuck off

Much Worse

Google "the troubles"

worse overall i would say, ireland has nicer countryside
although belfast > dublin

could you please answer my question about moraira is it nice?

Better

I'm in alicante but never heard of moraira :/
seems nice but everybody in this place is kinda undercooked and retarded

It's our Afghanistan la

I've been to many different places, mate, all around the world. There is ugly people everywhere. The fact you think this isn't the case is hilarious. Let me guess, you think the USA is the most attractive place in the world because look at all the attractive people in films!

it's the bomb

>seems nice but everybody in this place is kinda undercooked and retarded
sounds like ireland LMAO
thanks

Yeah, its just this window seems to be really bad for swap rumours

Fuck Scousers
Fuck Mancs
Fuck Brummies
Fuck Geordies

there's places with more beautiful people than others
alicante, for example, is like a human dump, everybody is poor, shit and with no education or culture

Can we please not bully Wales, we try our hardest.

Naw mate. Im just of the opinion that per capita Spain has more beautiful people that Ireland or the UK

If you don't have a history of mental illnes, you should really consider LSD. Social interactions are way easier after a psychadelic experiences, especially in situations where you otherwise might've felt anxious or frightened.

My ex was from alicante and was beautiful face wise, lad I think you are just retarded and depressed. Stop posting

the smallest towns in the coast are nice for vacations as long as you avoid locals
also, less crowded
overall this place is like fast food, low cost and low quality

southern puff

no la, she had an english bf, she was the retarded one
and most probably very ignorant

We're not, we're bullying scotland for failing against wales

people in britain (who travel to spain) think alicante is a paradise

there's lots of things that are different about spain from britain (obviously), but the most obvious thing that's apparent after coming off the plane is the roads.
they're absolutely pristine compared to english road, but very narrow

i get the feeling that it's the sort of place the british people retire to (i.e. not very nice but nicer than britain)

>If you don't have a history of mental illnes
This is /trans/

There’s redheads everywhere over here

Im not english carlos
>and most probably very ignorant
The ignorant one here seems to be yourself, every post you make just gets stupider and stupider. Have you even left the country before?
Oh and you would be perfect for ireland.

Lads. Is it just me or are spicy chicken wings the best food?

Who has Rafa bought that has been excellent? He wants washed up boomers like rondon

just you lad

old british retired couples are the only people with a resemblance of class and education here
I feel bad for them at times, they buy into the sun and playa hype and probably realise too late how poor quality the social fabric actually is
I like to speak with them in the beach
don't buy property here

Oh ok. What do you like?

For me, it's beef Wellington with all the fixings

>not arseANAL

Torres?

yup, actually lived in souf england, north africa, france, and all around spain
don't get so worked up by a stranger's words, mongy

Sounds like you're the 3rd world to me scen

I meant at Newcastle lad

We will never know because he wasn't allowed to buy anyone

That's not how genetics work. It comes down to preference. For example, some people think Japs look amazing, whilst others don't. Some love the Korean flat face others think they look like aliens. There is beautiful people everywhere and there are ugly people everywhere.

Chicken wings are terrible, too little meat on too much bone

tomato-based curries are the goat food
also lamb-based but i'm veggie these days

>Losing to a semi-pro Welsh team
L M A O

Pleb. I bet you actually eat chicken breast

Lads
LADS
>Newcastle

british people who retire in spain have no intention of absorbing spanish social fabric
they're just there to create their own little bit of england somewhere that has nicer weather

As bad as it gets. We're still not

>Sunderland

Reminder Liga MX starts tomorrow

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Im not worked up I'm diffising your 12 year old points and world view. You don't know everything amigo

gerrard going to chelsea is the equivalent of [not voldemort but some similarly-talented but cooler wizard] splitting his soul into seven horcruxes

WHat team should I support/has the best qt's?

Reminder that I'm fucking miserable and can't wait for EPL to start so I can have something to blame

>reports coming in that villa have signed Trezeguet

Starting to think >we might stay up

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At least the greedy chancer who owns Sunderland pretends to care.

>Boost for Rovers as League One rivals handed 12-point deduction

>that saliba guy drove down his own price and told tottenham to fuck off to join an arsenal team in disarray
so this is the power of wengz' legacy

Bolton or has someone else got one?

>another vowel please Rachel

Bury

bolton will probably be around the playoffs the yoyo'ing please feel sorry for us cunts

So that's two relegation spots confirmed then

but genetics do determine your appearance and intelligence
and birds of a feather flock together
there's beauty and ugly everywhere but some places more than others
and some beauty standards are simply objective, culture and fashion may influence but still a 10/10 tends to be a 9-10/10 everywhere

yes but, talking about valencia community, you can't do that in most places here, everything is so small you'll be bumping into junkies and shitheads daily
believe me, I thought it was possible
you can have a very nice place with private tennis courts and pools but gypsy projects across the street, literally happens here
the good areas are right next to the bad ones
or you can move to closed properties in the outskirts but you'll still see and smell shit daily
sorry if I'm kinda pessimist on this issue but I see it daily, I'm looking to move abroad

Haven't been north in over a decade. What the fuck is happening up there? Has someone stolen the calculators?

Has anyone used the faceapp aging filter on Maddie Mccann yet?

EFL realized they make more money the more clubs there are based in London so get phonies to go up norf and ruin the clubs

are you fucking retarded lad

they're straight through to league two

My mate has

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/reddit/ is that wa...
>wait, this is Yea Forums
Shit

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don't know anything about it lad but on fifa 2003 i used to always sign gerrardo torrado cos he had a cool name and was 90-95ish on all his stats.

>700 posts early
nonce

nah, you were butthurt by some casual commentary
no big deal, you'll get over it

Bolton are already on strike

this tbqh, benitez is a fucking lunatic if you give him money to spend

>imagine having such a retarded superioty complex
Jose is that you?

This. He should move to Spain or Italy next year then sign for P$G for triple what he’s worth in wages at 30

Nobody has Klopp’s proprietary PED’s that aren’t detectable by current testing regimens

4231 is a 433 with a less defensive mid, and they all become a 442 anyway when you don't have possession.
Formations are a meme.

Kanté isn't a box to box. He's the very definition of a classic central midfielder, he's just amazing at getting the ball back. But he's very rarely in either box.

I agree, even though I like to criticise third worlders (Am*ricans) for thinking putting hot sauce on everything constitutes good cooking.