There are 3 global sports: Rugby, Football, and Cricket. Only one country has been World Champs in all of them

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Engpakis

and

>hasn’t won the cup since 2003
>knocked out in the group stages of their own world cup in 2015
OH NO NO NO NO NO

triggered

my dear boros

you

lover uncle

Didn't know France used to be good at cricket.

big john

be’s

Only they were goats at French cricket until the 70's

We're also the best at other global sports like cycling and F1.

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Kek what fantasy are you posting? That team doesn't even exist.

>seething this much
Kek.

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Idc really, they ride well, a bit defensive maybe. And they're not very successful this tour so far anyway. But the mountains are coming, we'll see.

We've won the game of 'Sports'. It's over.

>they're not very successful this tour so far
>G is in second
Okay kid.

Good post.

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Boxing

>Success
>Being in the top three of the GC halfway through the race and not having worn yellow yet.
They were also quite disappointing in the ttt. But I'm sure they'll pace through the mountains and Wales may have another successful cycling year.

>But I'm sure they'll pace through the mountains and Wales may have another successful cycling year.
Exactly. Especially since Alaphilippe is not considered a serious GC contender. It's definitely not a sure fire thing for G, obviously, and who knows, maybe Bernal can outdo him. But I would say G is in a great position which, hopefully (but not certainly), he can capitalise on.

Position isn't everything though and a freak crash can always happen. So I would never call GC contending a success unless they're finishing at the Champs Elysées tomorrow.

>only country to win the football, cricket and Rugby world cup
>The only country to win the football and rugby world cup

Well I'm going to say BASED

Also

>Only county to win cricket and football world cup

BASADO

The World Cup belongs to New Zealand

>can only snatch 1 (ONE) world cup trophy at the sports they invented

pathetic desu

So was Germany but that's all irrelevant

>rugby
More like Rubbish, amirite?

>cricket
Goes the sound around most of the world when a pajeet talks about this gay sport.

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That's what I'm saying, it is definitely not a surefire thing for G, but he's in a good position.

Based Paddy.

Seething.

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top banter this

That picture on the right isn't correct is it? All the angry Indians and Aussies on twitter keep telling me NZ won the World Cup?
Is that photoshopped or something?

no that's refball

WAAEEY

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oh no no no no no no no no no no

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>euroegg
>divegrass
>pakiswing
The only sport that matters is hockey

N̶E̶W̶ ̶Z̶E̶A̶L̶A̶N̶D̶'̶S̶ ENGLAND'S BRAVE BEN STOKES

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you hate to see it

OH NO NO NO

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OH YES YES YES

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The saddest part is you probably thought this was funny when you typed it.

Based

Looks like a real native New Zealander doesn't he

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1 - 2003
2 - 2019
(power gap)
3 - U17 and U20 titles
(another power gap)
4 - Olympic medals, F1 titles, cycling titles
5 - 1966

If USA doesn't play or care about your sport then it isn't global

when are England handing over New Zealand's World Cup?

Why did the mighty Albion need a bunch of South African, Barbadian, kiwi and Irish mercenaries in order to win the Cricket World Cup?

don't forget a Sri Lankan (Dharmasena)

Based and combinatoricspilled

Lol, as if track and field isn't a global sport

Football World Cup Winners
(1966)
Rugby World Cup Winners
(2003)
Cricket World Cup Winners
(2019)
Cricket World T20 Winners
(2010)
Tennis Grand Slam Champions
(45 times)
The Olympic Games Champions
(1908)
Golf Major Winners
(102 Times)
The Tour de France Winners
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016, 2017, 2018)
Boxing World Champions
(Holding 5/6 Heavyweight belts 2018)
F1 World Championship Winners
(18 times)
Most Male Gold Medallists*
(Rio 2016)
Ryder Cup Winners
(1929, 1933, 1957)
World Badminton Champions
(1980, 1983, 2006)
Super Bowl Winners
(2002, 2008, 2012, 2018)
Moto GP World Championship Winners
(17 times)
Field Hockey Gold medallists
(1988, 2016)
Darts World Cup Champions
(2012, 2013, 2015, 2016)
Davis Cup Winners
(10 Times)
Ice Hockey World Cup Winners
(1936)
Most Gold’s In Different Disciplines
(Rio 2016)
The European Cup/Champions League Winners
(14 times)
The Commonwealth Games Champions
(1930, 1934, 1954, 1958, 1966, 1986, 2014)
World Rally Champions
(1995, 2001)
UFC World Championship Winners
(2016, 2017, 2018)
The Masters Champions (Golf) Winners
(1988, 1989, 1990, 1991, 1996, 2016)
Baseball World Cup Champions
(1938)
Indy Car World Champions
(1916, 1993, 2007, 2009, 2010, 2011)
Snooker World Cup Champions
(1979, 1980, 1981, 1983, 1988, 1989, 1990, 1996)
Touring Car World Champions
(2005, 2006, 2007, 2012)
Squash World Champions
(2010, 2011, 2013)
World Table Tennis Champions
(12 times)
Karate World Champions
(24 times)
Judo World Champions
(16 times)
Taekwondo World Champions
(2001, 2011, 2015, 2017)
Dakar Rally Champions
(2017)

Another added to the list

USA has ODI status in cricket, a gold medal in rugby at the olympics, and is the world champions of soccer lad

>Status
>2 Teams
>Women

>Rugby
>Cricket
>global sports
Oh no no no no no
Football (not amerilard's handegg) is the only global sport.

we did it

haha

>Cricket
>Relevant

pumping gatorade in your veins is not a sport

Picked both AMA

still bitter they didnt qualify for the world cup i see

Very impressive

it came home

>test cricket
what are they testing?

Testing the countries strengths

init

cometh

>this thread again

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the viewers patience, amirite XD

>nightshit

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>Super Bowl Winners

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>cricket
>global

Even playing beyblade is more global than that

>so good at inventing sports that we can't focus on just one, and everyone else instantly becomes obsessed with them to the point of surpassing us
It's like a middle aged man watching his son grow up to the point where he could beat his old man in a fight, you can't get mad about that, just proud.

Literally the second most popular sport in the world, Pierre. But please do enlighten me about how Lacrosse or whatever the fuck you ever invented is more relevant.

Just what is it that makes the Anglo-Saxon such a superior sporting man?

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wtf even is cricket you cuck

>The 1938 Amateur World Series was the inaugural tournament in what was later known as the Baseball World Cup. It was contested by Great Britain and the United States over a series of five games from August 13 through August 18 in England. It was won by Great Britain. In contrast to later years, the USA national squad was not composed of minor league players, who are by definition not amateurs. Rather, it consisted mainly of high school and college students preparing to compete in the 1940 Olympics (which eventually never actually occurred due to the Second World War). The team's the manager was Les Mann. The British team was chosen from the London and Yorkshire Major Leagues and included a large number of Canadian-born players.

cucks

>counting women's medals

it as invented by indian then the leafs officialised it

There have been a variety of British NFL players that have won the super bowl.

they hate to see it

Wtf is Cricket is it like baseball?

BOOMSHAKALAKA

Superficially, but much different in design. Like saying hockey and soccer are similar because both sports have nets and players move around trying to put an object into a net..

I can be of help (sorry for funny English).

I come to this country few years ago for university and medical residency. I watch baseball a bit before and think it was just full toss cricket and players too scared to use gloves. Laugh at game, think it easy. How could you not wallop full toss all the time?

I first play form of game called softball with university mates. First match, they tried me at second base. Gave me glove, just laughed. Said no gloves in cricket except for wicket keeper. They warned me I need to use it but I didn't listen.

There was play where ball was hit to outfield. My job was to run to second to guard base. Ball was thrown to me, I catch it on bounce. But you don't hit wicket. Have to tag runner. So I put hands down with ball in front of base. Runner slide toward me and knock ball from my hands and cut open my palm a bit. Oooh. See why they wear gloves. Need to secure ball so to tag and protect hands.

Batting in this form are very slow full tosses but you cant play shot anywhere. Bat very skinny too. I try pull shot with full power and it go nowhere. Easy fly for 3rd base to catch. Mates told me I swing too much with arms, need to use hips. I'm learning. Right now, they teach me slap hit. Bit like cricket cut shot. But hard because skinny bat. Maybe I get my first bass hit soon!

I tell this because not many people have played both sports. Very very different.

Its NOT a sport a nigger could ever hope to comprehend and appreciate is what it is Ngubu

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its better

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mong

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love that from england

We haven't got it.
We've only got England's World Cup

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>Tf

>Tp

Ok streetshitter, i got cow to eat.

If cricket is "global" based on population only, then so the fuck is handegg, I bet there are more NFL fans outside of the US than there are cricket fans outside of Pakistan/India

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Hello no. Only Canada likes NFL outside of USA. Cricket has fans in UK, Australia, New Zealand and South Africa. Way more cricket fans.

Holy fucking based!

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NO ERA

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That depends - is quidditch a sport, because it's played all over the world.

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yeyeh

Stupid streetshitting monkey.

We are a diverse country now.

The 3 global sports are football, futsal and beach soccer

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CAN YOU BELIEVE IT?

I DO NOT BELIVE IT!

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OP, I love cricket too!

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cricket

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wow this is impressive

fuck my ass

>even our fictional sports are more well known globally than your average European's sport

WE CAN'T KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT

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>no netball world cup

KEK

almost as based as mine

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All 3 won by cheating.

bro it is shakib

Seethe harder scotcuck

lads is this the thread? i can't tell without /cric/ in the subject.

*farts*

so when are england sending us our cup?

taking a bit of time tb h

reckon bangladesh and sri lanka alone is enough to beat nfl

and thats not counting aus, nz, uk, sa, zimbabwe, afgahnistan, hong kong, the UAE, scotland, ireland, nepal, bhutan, and the west indies

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Scotland is UK

And man are they ever seething about that.

no one in scotland gives a shit about cricket.

Yeah baseball is gay

>zero CONCACAF Gold Cups
>zero appearances in the Confederations Cup Final

Honestly don't know how bongs even have the guts to show up here.

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>Rugby, Football, and Cricket
lol happy for england but those are not even sports around here

We could have had 3 world cups this year. Ah well, we're just going to have to settle for 2

It's in the post we swear

RIP /cric/
haha

oh nononononono

what makes them good

check the anzac WhatsApp group mate

>Soccer
>Good

Expected more from you, Australia. Rugby is just okay. AFL is the better continuous "eggball" sport. Cricket is nice.

got banned from that one bla

Tbh I hate soccer meant the other two really but still one of the only good elements of that sport is that Americans don't watch it

Howling at that last message lad

got him on the ropes haha

kek seething

the netball world champions new zealand

kek

KEK

Fuck, you guys are good at everything.
>America's Cup
>7 times and reigning Men's fastball softball World Champions
>Rugby World Champions
>(actual) Cricket World Champions
>Netball World Champions

Ladies and gents, how do we stop New Zealand?

Leave them to me

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if you kill us we win

I have re-checked it in slow motion a hundred times and I can confirm that it was 100% intentional.

Violently cackling

Is this /cric/?

you know there isn't one, right?

he wasn't even looking at the ball

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He does. Look at the close-up angle.

yikes lads
that points system, holy shit

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Fucking kek

>rugby
>cricket
>global

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shall be forwarding that one to cousin jacky

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>cricket
>global
it's not played in africa or south america

only global sports are football, basketball, boxing, tennis, field hockey and rugby. argentina is the only country in the world that is good at all of them

How is one left-handed when batting but right-handed when bowling?

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>it's not played in africa or south america
lies. it's played in south africa, zimabwe, kenya and Guyana

Cricket is played in Africa, it’s the second biggest sport in Zimbabwe also big in South Africa and Kenya, it’s exists in most of the former British colonies. And it is played in Trinidad and Tobago which is in South America.

Btfo

>Trinidad and Tobago which is in South America.

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It’s right of the coast of Venezuela

>trip advisor and trivago
>south-america

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Morocco and Spain are just as close but they belong to different continents

Also Guyana, thye may be located in South American but they have nothing in common with the rest of the continent, for a reason they aren't in Mercosur (Southern American version of EU) not play in CONMEBOL

seething.
anyway, there's guyana cuplets.

Cant wait for the ashes lads

>thye may be located in South American but they have nothing in common with the rest of the continent
they share a home on the same godforsaken slab of mud as you and all the other sub-human mutants

You are literally not good at any of those sports lol

The difference is Trinidad and Tobago is some islands not attached to any thing else. It’s closest to South America therefore it’s South America.

>field hockey

lol no countries care about this

>basketball
>global

germany, holland, australia, new zealand, argentina, etc

it's a white people's sport, you wouldn't understand it raheem

Tripadvisor and trivago is part of "central america" and the caribbean islands, not south america

btw
North america
Central America
South america

Yes, guyana is full of pajeets and we really don't care about them

the same can be said about criket.
>global

Those countries don’t care about it either. I doubt it’s even on tv in any of them.

>it's a white people's sport, raheem
4 times la

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>mens

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>ameriposting about women's sports
yikes

hockey is by far the most popular sport amongst women in the world

Yeah but women play sport at a fraction of the rate men do. Hockey is probably the most popular sport for women here (or maybe second to football or netball, idk) but that’s still barely any people because women don’t play sport much.

i don't doubt it mate

Was that 6-0 the worst loss in a final? We were just happy to be there.

sad to see an argie reduced to this. you've won a proper cup or two. smdh

see nothing sad about that, we are the only country in the world that is good at all global sports

>at all global sports
except cricket and rugby

cricket isn't global and we are decent at rugby, an argentine team finished 2nd in the last superrugby and we reached the semis of the last world cup, defeating the at the time back-to-back 6 nations champions in the quarter finals

>not having islanders to perform their tribal dances before the rugby match start

yikes

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>cricket isn't global

>played on five continents.
>second most popular sport in the world

>e reached the semis of the last world cup, defeating the at the time back-to-back 6 nations champions in the quarter finals
actually didn't know this. i fucking hate rugby. that said, it sounds like a fluke one off

You are not even good at soccer lad. And total dogshit at everything else.

Hate this Argentine faggot but they're actually okay at rugby. They should go all right this world cup.

>You are not even good at soccer lad.
Only 1 country in the world has more NT titles than us, 2nd from +200 FIFA members is far from being bad

2nd in most players in the top 100 ATP
top 3 in the basketball ranking, only team in history to defeat team USA with NBA players
current champions in field hockey
4th in the last rugby wc
multiple boxing champions now and in history

>Only 1 country in the world has more NT titles than us
bi-annual ConMEMEbol trophies don't count

>top 3 in the basketball ranking, only team in history to defeat team USA with NBA players
America being this dominant really goes to show how irrelevant basketball is on a global scale.

oh right. learn something every day

And we are the only ones in history to defeat them (they lost 2 or 3 times to Yugoslavia or USSR but only using college players). That shows how good we are

Also, the NBA is getting more and mroe global, they have over 100 foreign players now, from all continents

There are 12 australians in the nba but basketball is completey nonexistent here. If you asked the averageperson on the street if they knew Australians were in the NBA, majority wouldn't even know what that means.

Basketball is utterly irrelevant.

>implying simmons or irving aren't famous in australia

They literally are not. I've personally never heard either of those names even and i follow all the sports news.
Go into any australian thread here and ask if people know who those two are lol

theguardian.com/sport/2019/jul/16/ben-simmons-becomes-australias-richest-athlete-with-huge-76ers-deal

Come on, he has to have been in the news, he's the richest Australian athlete

He's not. Look at any site here and they won't evem have a dedicated section gor basketball. Notice how that link isnt even from the australian version lol

For reference, if an aussie rules player so much as misses a day of practice itll make national headlines all over

Literally first result on google for "australian news"

theaustralian.com.au/search-results?q=ben simmons

They talk about him multiple times per week

Here's a comparison to an australian rugby player who was in the news here recently too kek

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>let me tell you whats populat in your country
God argentines are dumb

Falou is your best player, it would be like comparing Messi to some hockey player in our news, it doesn't mean hockey is irrelevant

I forgot what was the original argument

LOL rugby union is not even a top 5 sport here mate.
We dont even have a basketball league on tv here and the average attendace for the league is 6k versus the AFL's 39k, cricket's 33k, rugby league's 20k and even soccer's (which is an irrelevant sport here) 17k.
No one here watches basketball lad. You dont know anything about my country.

Also im pretty sure this simmons guy is our best basketball player too so its a conpletely fair comparison KEK

I don't think I've claimed basketball was popular in Australia, just said Simmons is famous

Youre wrong on both accounts.

Reminder England have never won a cricket WC final on the pitch

Shall be leaving negative feedback if the trophy doesn't appear in my mailbox by the end of the week, England. Stop giving me fake tracking numbers too.

dont forget we are the world egg throwing champions as well

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