/bundes/ granate soon©

nkunku in

i'm only going with 4-4-1-1 because that's how they played in the final 30' today.

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Favre isn't Tuchel. Favre will play Delaney and bench Brandt.

Favre always reminds me of that Greek from Steel Buddies.

Didn't bayern want him?

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really nice Snatcho and Alcaca goals

>customers blaming Kovac for not playing through the middle when they don't even have a 10

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they already spent their defender budget on that French guy with a ruined knee

No team plays through the middle in today's day considering that everyone knows how to clog the middle of the field. That's why pace ngubu's and their success have become far more common.

barca and mancity do. but again, they have de brown and messi there.

>Daishawn
Isn't this an american ghetto name?

>that Lewy header
mulan

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me in the center background

>„Kicker“: Bayern hat weiteren Spanier im Fokus – Vigos Méndez kann per Klausel kommen
based FC Espanyol München returning

una granada realmente

not pictured: me

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is Schulz a downi?

Hazard, who?, Brandt, Schulz
Arp?, who?, who?, who?

Henrichs and two spaniards from farmers clubs

Whos 2nd from left on top?

>not recognizing de ligt

Literally never seen him play outside this season's CL. That meme therefore is wrong, because it implies that Bayern "didnt want" Delight, when in reality they could never have gotten him anyways. Replace that image with Jovic.

calling the most expensive one in the upper row a "who" says alot about your transfermarkt knowledge

just for you, a full no-mia san mia mentality row.

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Perfection. Saving it.

>Auf seiner Europareise soll der Berater gleich mehrere Stopps bei Top-Klubs eingeplant haben. „Rai Sport“-Journalist Paolo Paganini nennt neben den dauerhaft als Interessenten gehandelten spanischen Vereinen Real Madrid und FC Barcelona auch den FC Bayern München, ohne auf weitere Details einzugehen. Als nächstes Ziel soll nun Juventus Turin auf der Agenda stehen.

Is that Robert Lewandowski on the left?

what the fuck is wrong with schulz?

How are the wolves doing with transfers? Will we yiff the europafurence up?

Max Philipp might go to Wolfburg for 17 million soon.

>They actually played Arp
I know it's just pre-season but I hope he does well at Bayern.

dortmund shouldn't sell philipp desu. better sell a nigger with potential affenzirkus mentality.

Like Sancho?

How old is he anyway? Is he an actual prospect or a Lingardesque "prospect"?

He is 19.

nah sancho a gudd boi. at least as for now. however, we'll see how he takes it when he gets benched for a longer period of time.

>when he gets benched
Never gonna happen.

can always get injured desu. if his backup delivers, it would be hard to bench him again when sancho returns.

DaZN abo for 12 bucks per months now includes /bundes/, Olympia and three slams.

Worth it?

>now includes /bundes/,
Probably not all of bundes.

Ive been using DAZN for a year and its worth the 10 bucks 100% (or 12).

Nkunku confirmed

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Do you like EPL? I'm paying for dazn and I just somtimes watch EPL on it. And of course you can always end the subscription if you think you aren't going to use it next month.

He is shit and a nigger.

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Sadly DAZN wont show EPL matches next season. They lost the rights.

What
To whomst

>Sky Deutschland has secured the exclusive live broadcasting rights to the Premier League in Germany, reclaiming the package from over-the-top (OTT) streaming service DAZN.

>The OTT platform – owned by DAZN Group – had won the rights to English soccer’s top flight in the previous international rights auction in 2016. The new agreement sees Sky pick up the rights from the start of the 2019/20 season and runs until the conclusion of the 2021/22 season.

sky

fuck sky

Absolutely disgusting
Losing the premier league in addition to costing more

>paying to watch sports

today is a sad day for anime

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wtf lol

one of the biggest anime studios in japan, kyoani, got literally burned down to ashes. around 30 deaths etc.

oh yeah, I heard about that, sad. what's going to happen now?

imagine losing to Arsenal

Just don’t buy Pavard and Hernandez

pre season la
granate incoming la

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Sad for those who got hurt and lost their lives but Kyoanus has been making shit anime for years now aside from violet evergarden ofcourse

>aside from violet evergarden ofcourse
abysmal taste

its a good show really. i only get triggered by her age and her nonsensical history.

>No
Also any updates on Union Berlin?

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>i only get triggered by her age
What?

>you now remember sinan kurt young granate

well her being "14" and that whole child soldier thing is beyond ridiculous and totally ruins the immersion for me. doesnt fit the setting at all.

or Mitchel Weiser, the boomer Kimmich.

where THE FUCK is sané and dembe??

toller post
1) welcher berater
2) welcher spieler
du otto

>Reus: Oh Gott. (lacht) Der Jürgen war so ein Tier. Jemanden wie ihn kanntest du nur aus dem Fernsehen. Wenn Jürgen vor dir sitzt mit seiner Aura, mit seiner Aggressivität, die er selbst beim Sprechen ausstrahlt, mit seiner Größe, dann ist das schon beeindruckend. Auch die Art und Weise, wie er mit dir spricht - so etwas gibt es selten im Profigeschäft. Er zieht dich in seinen Bann und lässt dich nicht mehr los. Ich bin mit flatterndem Herzen aus dem Gespräch gegangen. Er war auf jeden Fall einer der Gründe, warum ich zu Dortmund gewechselt bin.
Kult-Kloppo? Isn Tier.

>le let's buy random english youngsters and pray they're the next Sancho transfer policy

Based Kult Kloppo Jürgen Kloppo Klopp.

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you just know....

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do you guys think kloppo fucks the boipuccies of young players?

based. the virgin Mouyes vs the chad KLOPP.

welt.de:
>Das Filmstudio produziert Manga-Serien für junge Menschen. Diese Filme sind teils sehr brutal.

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>manga

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bros, is Diego Demme good or a fraud?

somebody save him from that nigger team

weeb uprising, time to take your katana collection to use, user-kun.

Lads it's Thursday and we haven't heard anything about Sané and Dembele, I'm starting to get a little bit worried now ^^

ITT

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Kek

BREAKING NEWS: SANE HAS LANDED IN MUNICH

WTF A BURNING MULATTO JUST FLEW OVER MY HOUSE

My dad works at Flixbux and he just told me that Draxler arriving in München is only a matter of hours now.

GRANATEN ALARM

GRANATEN ALARM

GRANATEN ALARM

My dad works for Telekom and told me that Vogt is joining Bayern.

Kevin or Berti?

Mendez and Roca are good

Draxler
Kevin Vogt
Neuhaus
Zakaria
Fiete Arp
Bellarabi
those are top tier players

this
Bellarabi is /elite/ and can bring some moroccan customers with some marketing

He's good

sign Junya Ito
youtube.com/watch?v=f5fxq5h5lZM

Add that Spanish dude.

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nice filename

>yet another La Liga literally who

fuck spanish players

>bröndby getting exposed in el qualifiers
denmark is soooooo mad right now

>Mit den Verkäufen Kerem Demirbay (für 32 Mio. zu Bayer Leverkusen) und Nico Schulz (für 25 Mio. zum BVB) hätte die TSG dann 97 Millionen Euro alleine aus Transfers eingenommen in diesem Sommer - und bislang lediglich 10 Mio. investiert in Ihlas Bebou (8,5/Hannover), Sargis Adamyan (1,5/Regensburg), Kostas Stafylidis (Augsburg) und Philipp Pentke (Regensburg/beide ablösefrei).
what is hoffe doing with the money?

youtu.be/FdswvmEwgM8

btw is this the coldest July of all time?

Hopp is cashing out probably.

19:09 Echte Liebe

yes yes

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Bayern should invest into big strong nordmen if this weather keeps up

temps are fucking exploding come saturday again, fuck summer.

but he already did with firmemo

b-but M-MUH klimakatastrophesommer

based retard who doesn't understand that climate change doesnt mean fucking hot everywhere at all times

Based Greta fixed it!

>WUUAH BUT GRETA AND TSE MEDIA TOLD ME SO

kek stay panicking little zoomer faggot

I looked everywhere, couldn't find it. Source?

I dont care about that dumb kid. It's gotten considerably hotter here in the last few years. 30% of the local forest is offically declared dead and has to be cut down after the last terrible summer. It's not getting better and you're just dumb beyond belief if you think there isn't a rapid climate change.

could you not bore /pol/ or some other board with your repetitive shit?

this. zoomers are just chronisch hysterical about everything

>Muh climatehoax
lol....just....lol

yes

>Come home from wörk
>Still no Granaten

olmo Buyern are finished

They have Arp and the spanish lad. 2 Granaten for next season.

ralle pls

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actual halfwit right there, bet you study BWL

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unironically finished

Are the Fussball-Sörens in here seriously denying climate change?

>denying climate change
>Sören

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Yeah, Arp is the most overhyped player I have ever seen.

>Sörens
>Denying climate change
Are you retarded?

Sören is not denying climate change, he organized Fridays for Future at his waldorf school

Sörens are disgusting and dumb. If you're denying climate change, you're a subhuman, so you're a Sören.

me on the bottom right

>"I better call them Sören first so they can't call me Sören anymore"

kek classic sören behaviour

Sören arschmett

Ok Marcel

>Callum Hudson-Odoi to sign five-year Chelsea contract after being swayed by Frank Lampard's return as teen ace is set to earn over £100,000 a week... possibly rising to £10m per year (Daily Mail)

It's what they taught him at Reconquista summer camp

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The weekly headline. Though I admit, Lampard is very high IQ and might actually do some long-term planning...

yeah, CHO has been sitting on the offer since february

1 more week...

exactly

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I'm starting to believe that this whole buyern transfer thing was just a put-up affair so buyern would remain a constant topic during summer break

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based DAZN

based DAZN intern

no, just a regular user. it's easily the best sports broadcasting in europe

based

You wouldn't be here if anyone actually cared about that league

going to wix to some incest games, later everyone

>with his size, then that is quite impressive

sure, there would still be Austrians playing in bundes that I'd follow

so, now for some rope jumping, 3 sets of lunges, 3 sets of squats and 3 sets of slick floor glute bridges.
Alrighty then

Havent been paying attention to transfers over month so I might be wrong here but...

Is Bayern imploding? Hummels left, still no replacement for Robben/Ribery, glass bones pavard, fucking Hernandez, Lewandowski is 31 and doesnt perform in big games, etc....

Are Bayern even remotely internationally competitive?

Just ignore them.

>...
off yourself, ameriburger.

OwO what is this a based ami with football intelligence

have sex

If they get Sané and another good winger, then Id say yes. If they dont get Sané, theyre FUCKED.

You are the worst poster in bundes, newfag.

t. /deutsch/virgin asylant
fuck off

>spams epic memes in every post
>not a /deutsch/ faggot
You have to go back, newshit.

seconding this

Granate defused

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t. drachen fan weebshitter
fuck off already

>andere flügelspieler
It’s SCHÜRRLE time!!!

and when did you decide to make spamming bundes all day long your new primary hobby btw?

>bauern retard thinks hes hot shit
fuck off

see

I SAID IN THE NEXT FEW DAYS

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ryan babel welcome to fc bayern!

see

who's that?

Wenn Sane am Ende des Tages Bayern absagt, würde das einem Super Gau gleichsetzen. Brazzo lässt sich monatelang hinhalten, um dann die Absage zu kassieren? Das wäre an Peinlichkeit kaum zu überbieten, und dann wird Brazzo noch weiter in die Kritik rücken.

Meine Vermutung ist allerdings, dass Sane sich mit Bayern grundsätzlich einig ist, aber es bisher keine Einigung zwischen den Clubs gibt. Denke Bayern ist bereit um die 90 Millionen zu zahlen, aber Man City will 120. Und Bayern will keine 100Mio+ für einen Spieler zahlen, das wird Uli nicht zulassen. Daher versucht Bayern es über die Abwartungstaktik.

>Abwartungstaktik
Ist "Abwartung" überhaupt ein Wort?

>Abwartungstaktik
I wonder how long the author of this post resides in Germany already.

fuck off samefagging shareholder pig

>Laut „A Bola“ ist deshalb der ehemalige Stuttgarter Odysseas Vlachodimos (25) in den Frankfurter Fokus gerückt. (Tm)

some Substantivierungen work with -ung ending, f.e. Eignung but here i'd put Abwartetaktik

>lederhosen tribe chieftain says will buy many fire stone with shiny rock
>chieftain has many rock
>chieftain does not want lose rock
>no fire stone in lederhosen tribe
>chieftain many lies

Ach ne, du Held. Heißt ja schließlich auch "das Abwarten" und nicht "die Abwartung".

es gibt die Abwartung, du Held, ist aber eher veraltet. duden.de/rechtschreibung/Abwartung

Dann mach mir doch die Aufwartung, Püppchen.

Könnt ihr Neger nicht nicht einfach sagen, dass er auf Zeit spielt? Er wartet ab? Er lässt sich Zeit?
Mein Gott, ihr seid ja soo toll und kennt soo viele Wörter! :o

based

>season over
>stop visiting bundes
and i didnt miss anything. see you next month

>janny deleting posts again
virgin

>doing honest work
let's just hope he gets the right monetary compensation for his great and important efforts

van de Beek.....

What about him?

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Who's that pokemon?

Buyern need to pick him up before HALAL buys and ruins him

probably that „freehinti“ fag?

Nbongo Owulo

Hinteregger or Forsberg.

c====3

>break out at a young age
>strongmind
is he football's own becker ?

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>choke away Germany's EC chances single handedly by being shit at defending
>get absolutely exposed against Mexico and Korea
>get absolutely exposed vs Liverpool
Yeah, hes more the Tim Wiese of defending.

who’s that?

I almost didn't recognize him without his faggy pornobalken

the Tim Wiese of defending

Wimbledon's chief of staff

Hmm so Putin has lowered prices in Georgia over the past month, so I’m going to cancel my hotel booking in Tbilisi and rebook the same hotel.
Question is, do I rebook the same “standard double bed” room I already booked and save €250 or do I book the “superior suite” and save €75.

*wins the treble*

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what sport is this?

treat yourself

Caucasian wrestling

Thank you for saying what I wanted to hear.

josua kimmich?

stop giving that fag attention just because he pretends to be female. you pathetic virgins

>Liverpool - Bayern (with Kimmich) 0:0
>Bayern - Liverpool (without Kimmich) 1:3
I agree with the other 2 points tho

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dies kloppo have more than three adjectives in his vocabulary?
it’s either „brutal“, „brettstark“ or „geil“

he joining JJ?

based

>janny deleting danish offtopic garbage
based and chadpilled

HAPPENING HAPPENING HAPPEING
Manchester just confirmed to have downed a bavarian drone. The drone type „Brazzo-00“ ignored multiple calls to stand down and came dangerously close to singing leroy sané. Threatening the competitive abilities of the club and the club‘s team, the drone was immediately destroyed.

hahahahaa kill yourself

bayernbaby?

>Kimmich should have gotten red, lucks out and only misses the next match due to yellow
Ironically the real reason why Bayern managed to cling to a 0-0, was because Hummels of all people played his best game since 2014.

right, I remember people praising Martinez and Dummels.

>brings bwl as low tier example
bet you didn't study at all

BWLer seething I see

bwl is the go to if you don’t know what to study or have a 3.0 abi.
fuck bwler, pseudoscientifically inflating common sense. it’s nearly as bad as communications or politics, a way dummies can say the are academics, too.

What's bwl?

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>Ich bin in dieser RB-DNA auch groß geworden
based Nagelsmann, who else /lifelong/ here?

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couldnt have said it better

not even a bull but he cute

>le autosage

>make an effort to clean thread from (((offtopic))) comments
>still pull the autosage later

what kind of 5d chess is this?

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ynr Willi "Ente" Lippens
npostart.nl/andere-tijden-sport/06-06-2010/NPS_1157352

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>West Germany was led by Franz Beckenbauer, while the Dutch had their star Johan Cruyff, and their Total Football system which had dazzled the competition. The start of the match was delayed as the ground staff at the stadium had removed the corner flags for the tournament's closing ceremony (which preceded the final) but then forgot to put them back. With just a minute gone on the clock, following a solo run, Cruyff was brought down by Uli Hoeneß in the German penalty area, and the Dutch took the lead from the ensuing penalty by Johan Neeskens before any German player had even touched the ball.
fucking uli honeß

>Besonders mit dem deutschen Rekordmeister aus München wird Havertz immer wieder in Verbindung gebracht. „Ich weiß jetzt wirklich noch nicht, ob der FC Bayern für mich der nächste und richtige Schritt ist“, gab das Offensivtalent zu. „Ich weiß auch nicht, ob nicht eher das Ausland für mich infrage kommen würde. Ich mache mir derzeit wirklich nicht allzu viele Gedanken darüber.“ Auf die Frage, ob er sich einen Wechsel zu den Bayern zutrauen würde, sagte Havertz: „Dieses Selbstvertrauen habe ich, ja. Aber dasselbe gilt auch für andere Vereine.“

If Sancho goes to Man City next summer Dortmund could have the money to reunite Havertz with his buttbuddy Brandt.

Its an acronym for business management.

Gladbach - Basaksehir highlights

youtube.com/watch?v=iOOUfX_zXbM

>Kai Havertz traut sich Wechsel nach München zu

GRANATE INCOMING

>neomod thinks denmark is a shitposter
hello 2014

3:15 is the jacob italiano goal