/cyc/ /TdF/ stage 11 Toulouse - Bagnères-de-Bigorre

So is Herbert shitposting here with us?

Punished Nibali will win this

Absolutely based and redpilled

I'm scared. Who did this??

Herman said he never heard of Yea Forums.

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Pinot refused to upload stage 10 to Strava. Weak mind.
Bardet is finished. Now the French must bully Alaphillipe into becoming a GC rider. Wait til you see the course for next year I bet it will be designed perfectly for him.

>The Col de Peyresourde is a mountain highway, a steady climb on a wide road that saps energy rather than shreds the race. It’s followed by a fast descent and then a short section along the valley before flicking left for the Hourquette d’Ancizan, listed as 7.5% for 9.9km but the whole climb is more like 8% and has a steeper start: it’s hard. There’s a fast descent on a narrow road with bumps that make taking a sip of water risky during the long straight sections but also some uphill sections, it’s 4km downhill from the pass and then a kilometre uphill at 5-6% before another 4km down and another uphill section but with a gentler gradient on the more regular descent of the Col d’Aspin. Then the descent reaches the familiar valley road from Campan to Bagnères-de-Bigorre

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tfw no Big Tom

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Bonus seconds on the last climb. Quintana will get them

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>Groonenwagon
Anglo's belong in work camps.

>yfw Ricco is now selling icecream in Tenerife

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seguro que está muy ricco

Based and better than watching a team of pace babies control the stage on a HC and an attack by quintana after the finish line in the last 12 meters to the hotel.

the end is nigh

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thoughts on a guillaume martin win today? im confident

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let's get back to national teams running Le Tour, brits would be pelted without remorses

Hoi Ducrot

Honestly, Ducrot seems like the type to post here

Should I put a cheeky rijksdaalder on Crashwijk, lads?

plz stop
ineos merda

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For me, its bardet
>pinot descending

I really don't know what is going to happen today. I'm scared of Ineos, they could go all out today.

Gonna go for a *Nibbles* win today

715 days to Grand Depart in Copenhagen, Denmark

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>using pedals

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noted in calendar.

>using toilets

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Ineos attacking is probably the one of the few things you can rule out for today.
Landa will do something I think, and hope someone strong goes with him.

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is this peak descending form?

it had to be made
best team coming through

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I think they will dictate the pace today and just keep things under control.
Why wouldn't they? They know both Geraint and Bernal will gain more time in TT over the others.

Just keep the closest rivals at check and don't let break away get too far ahead.

Each time it worked with Team Haribo.

>using knees

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based and saved

Riders who will drop out of top 20 today:

>Kreuziger
>Meurisse
>Konrad
>Yates

based and redpilled

based
/Jumbo/chads ww@

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Yates will finish on the podium

LMAO

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>Froome back on his bike

/TdF/ btfo

NOOOO
IT CANNOT BE
HE ACTS WITH THE POWER OF SATAN

How the fuck can he recover so fast?

he was never hurt in the first place

marginal "medicine" gains

FUUUUUUUCK

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kenyan rain dance made his intestinal parasites heal the body from within

dubs and Froome never wins anything again

For real though who else? Fuglsang and Pinot got fucked on the flats and Kruijswijk wont last through the mountains.
Will Quintana get a cheeky 3rd place finish by not attacking?

>Kruijswijk wont last through the mountains
Literally why would you think this? Kruijswijk always gets better the longer the race lasts

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What if the next the le tour had one summit finish, a Time trial a team trial and the rest those fun hilly stages we get?

thank the lord

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AlaphilippeWinsLol

Okay, THIS is epic

ay lmao

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He isn't though. lequipe.fr/Cyclisme-sur-route/Actualites/Chris-froome-ineos-sur-un-velo-fin-aout/1040658

Nice
Could actually be the case too, he's getting old now + has to recover from this bad injury
based Poels

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He was ahead of Thomas/Benal after the TTT but somehow managed to lose that lead already.

>Aggressive rider wins the the le la tour.
Would be nice desu.

THANK YOU BASED GOD

Dutch saving cycling again

ALL OUR TIMES HAVE COME

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he got memed on plateau de belles shemales

It's better with the build up also since it's a team effort to get those sunglasses off.

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oh no no, NOS promoted some racist website; Shame on you Netherlands

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Because Plank of the Pretty Girls is the kind of mountain Kruijswijk is bad at, a climb with lots of tempochanges is not suited for him + like I said, he's usually better on the climbs later in the race. He was expected to lose time there by anyone who actually follows the sport. And honestly, he kept it to a small amount of timeloss.

Anyone who isn't seriously considering Kruijswijk a threat is trolling desu. I know INEOS are looking mainly at him, they said as much.

Based NOS has nothing to to with those retards and their feelings.

cheers, I have a new laptop and as a result an empty webm folder

Who /drijftenue/ here?

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>not uploading shitposting directory into a cloud

I have 4 of them, going to get an other today.

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>if you don't believe Kruijswijk can win the tour you don't believe in anything

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begging everyone itt to not post in regardless of how much the other guy is asking for it

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Yeah I'm gonna pick one up today, you guys have convinced me

reminder that it's still bullshit that Porte and Froome got refbiked into the same time as Mollema

Moleman was robbed.

Kino, who needs a bike anyway

this still bothers today

This is so silly it became great. Like these stupid polka dot hats
>you don't have a drijftenue?
>you sure you like cycling?

*me

Where were you when the Dutch saved cycling?

I actually agreed with the organization's decision desu. Kind of ridiculous to let your race's GC get decided by who gets hits hardest by your random motor attack

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kek, this one always gets me
who are the two involved, I forgot

LLS and an unknown second

quintana in disguise, preventing others to attack as well

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The ABSOLUTE madman

You now remember 2009
>Contador is commenting TDF in the Spanish Eurosport and he talked a little bit about that episode of his life.
He mentioned how he only trusted 4 of his teammates, one of them being his mechanic, his manager (who happens to be his brother), the physiotherapist and his press manager.
He talked about his physiotherapist sleeping each night with his bike in his hotel room for fear of sabotage and how he bought a pair of aero wheels for the Monaco TT with his own money because the team refused to spend the money in that specific model Contador wanted. He also said that "everything that the press said about their rivalry was an understatement"

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>this fucking sport

He sold his soul to become the skeleton king

Armstrong is simply the biggest cunt in the history of professional sports

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Lance is such a snake, I'd be scared of sabotage too

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

>even when he's not riding a grand tour he still wins them

CAN'T WELLY THE SKELLY

bbc.co.uk/sport/cycling/49026538

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(You)

Oh
seems like it's time to give a pre-race reminder not to respond to trolls

These.

Sagan did nothing wrong

>Moleman third
Also Froome is now Britain's first GT winner!

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You sure of that?

Even seeing it today I have no idea what the hell happened here

Well, yes.

Tiralongo
i think its someone else maybe Malacarne or Diego Rosa, LLS seems to ride in the 3rd row on the left side. 2015 giro

>gendarmerie

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Why is Wiggo wearing a Dutch flag?

The crash was literally Cavendish's fault. Went for a hole that wasn't there. All Sagan did was try to stay upright.

>Départ réel!
Happening guys

It's his time

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Sagan did nothing wrong

>Départ réel!
That was 15min ago

ARE YOU RRRREADY TO RRRRRRUUUUUMBLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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Yeah it's pretty cool.

Because Britain felt so sorry for the Netherlands never winning anything that we made our cycling colours resemble your flag as a token of pity.

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Not for me.

no :(

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Bicycle crash.

This angle is awful. The overhead is way clearer.

Are you a time traveller?

>Because Britain felt so sorry for the Netherlands never winning anything
I asked an innocent question lad, no need to throw the bait in. Bit rude

With best coach on his side, based Kruijswijk is in the clear to grab the yellow today.

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SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN ! SAGAN !

To that Danish user who posted what KM the race was at a few days ago for me -- I appreciated the gesture.

You really didn't have to do that and it made me smile. You're a wonderful lad and it helped me follow along with the comfy thread that you all create while I sleep. There was clearly nothing in it for you, and I wasn't even online as you were posting the time stamps. You are a good person and I wish you happiness in your life.

I unfortunately don't know what I can offer you as thanks other than my words. But do know that I saw, I appreciated it, and you made my day.

BASED

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Based and wholesome

>france
>naming your city "to lose"

lel

We won the tour, it is over.

aww, look at you and danebro keeping it wholesome

>two persons on each side of the rode
>On one side a guy with a Pakistani flag
>On the other a women with a French flag
Guess which flag the television zoomed in ?
RACIST FRENCH FFS

The mountains are back. Moment for happiness.
youtube.com/watch?v=E0a1lZWoMu8

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>"no more pee breaks!'

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Archive this thread. Kruijswijk won the tour.

was he faking an assault or did he have a stroke?

>using air

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Any time. Well maybe not any time because I don't know if I'll be shitposting here every day, but it's really no bother. Was it only for that specific stage you needed it? Give a shout if you need it again.

Van Gaal can be a little bit eccentric.

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I think he was kinda showing how flabbergasted he was, exaggerating it for effect that the decision literally made him collapse because how ridiculous he thought it was.

i think he was demonstrating what some player was doing (diving).

Extremely based boomer

Eurosport is showing these commercials for some 100% scam female beauty product named "The Solution" and I have to wonder if they're aware of the kind of people watching the first 50 km of a tdf stage.

Sorry I wasn't sure if you were memeing or not. But yeah the answer is that it's the British cycling colours and he was national champion at the time. Most of the national champion jerseys just have stripes featuring colours associated with that nation, e.g. Australia's in pic related, despite Australia not having green and gold stripes in their flag of course (but they use those colours to represent them in sport).

So it's just an unfortunate coincidence (well, unfortunate for us, I guess) that our national champion's jersey happens to resemble the flag of a different country who happens to feature the same colours on their flag as we do.

They should probably redesign our jersey to be honest because, for example, the Slovakian jersey features the crest from the Slovakian flag to distinguish it from other red/white/blue striped designs. So surely the British one could have the Union Jack if more complex designs than just stripes are allowed. But I doubt they will change it because the British national champion jersey has existed for a long time and has history behind it.

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based

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Very yikey archutecture.
Nothing worse than this southern pink romance crap.

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>Chris Vroom can now bend the rules of time

Is there nothing the madman can't do?

Ah of course, that makes sense

I'm a girl and I'm watching the first 50km of TdF

stfu. Ever seen the Netherlands?

He'll win this the le tour somehow.

>55kmh avg speed

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pls be in Edinburgh

For the user who asked for the insta of the podium girls, I advice you to start here mobile.twitter.com/letour_hotesses?locale=fr

ey yo gurl lemme holla at ya

Based LvG

tfw the bottom tier French scenery is still miles above anything your country can muster

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>phoneposter
Zoomers out, this is a boomer thread

Stfu, south of France is based sorry

I went through Edinburgh in April. Are you in Groningen?

*giggles for you*

Maybe it's an ipad

t. subhuman southerner

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daily /marion/

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>Are you in Groningen?
He's not but I am hehehe

I am in Groningen actually

>they have Instagram
Ow yiiiiiiiiiiiis

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Go Valle!

The numbers have to be pretty bad though

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I'm actually Romain Bardet posting from my phone, gonna attack today btw

Today is a good day.

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yikes

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corm

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List of boomer riders: procyclingstats.com/race/tour-de-france/2019/gc/startlist/oldest-competitors Where do you draw the line?

BASED
/AG2R/

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Well, I live on the west coast of Canada, it's 3:26am here and I should certainly be heading to bed (especially since I'm supposed to be hiking a mountain in the morning). I'm never realistically able to watch the races live.

You obviously don't have to do this every stage. But ones where you think the thread will be really active because it's supposed to be a mountainous stage would be useful.

Thanks again, but you don't take yourself out of enjoying race just to post time stamps.

I can see the headline now:
>ALL 200 RIDERS OF THE TOUR DE FRANCE 2019 DISQUALIFIED FOR DOPING AND CHRIS FROOME AWARDED THE RACE WIN

He started for Kenya back then. He's basically Africa's first GT winner.

WE WUZ KINGS

>21y + 126d old boomer

>southern """castles"""

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Came back today from a 5days trip to Amsterdam with mommy. I couldn't fap during those days since I was in the same room as my mom. I gonna fap like a madmen today, gotta have to empty my balls

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impregnable

ugly

this pace though

hills might get interesting if they keep this up a bit longer

3
1 2

Not a bother at all, I'll try to do it for exciting/active stages.

>tête de la course is attacking again

Langeveld is dropped right? Hope he survives desu.

demand from him to post hot podium girls

entire peloton in the break!

60 rider breakaways are always top comfy

He was in the crash yesterday so probably not looking good

its over

>almost 50 km to form a breakaway
It's almost like a spring classic.

42man breakaway what the fugg

Dan Martin in the break?

Based Eddy

yes

Yeah he will probably have another 'against-the-clock'-ride with his bro Nizzolo, just like yesterday. Don't see them surviving with a breakaway this big though, it will probably be very hard for them to finish within time limit.

Peleton is nervous. Good.

No chance they will give this group more than 1'30", right?

Then they can't let them go...

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>Dan Martin ruining the break for all the attackers

thank you best city

Dan martin is in the peloton
GVA is currently the best rank.

Martin is not in there. They corrected it.

>Meurisse
He'll get back in top ten today.

Not according to the list Eurosport is reading now. Best was GvA at +15:00 ish.

They removed him from the list at pcs. Might have just been a mistake.

best gc rider in the breakaway is van avermaet @ +14:25

Not sure GVA can climb those easily.
Depends on his legs i guess.

Ineos on TV. Based.

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Thanks Danebro, goodnight. Enjoy the stage!

was it autism

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52,4 km / 157,1 km to go

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(disclaimer: this is just a meme to ridicule the actual booing that happens)

Based Sagan and autism

>Sagan showboating
Lol

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>not showing quickstep whipping it out

more like basedism amirite??

It was always autism.

yes

Daniel Oss rping Sagan

kek he really got the nasal faggot voice just right

BASED AND REDPILLED

>Porte alone and that far back
Can we officially conclude that he failed yet again?

based norferner

>40 riders in the break

yikes

wew
instagram.com/p/BaBgpv1DXM8/?utm_source=ig_web_copy_link

Yup, he got his designated crash yesterday. Gonna be no results again.

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>7 flemish in the break

De KOERS IS VAN OES

Want to Grand Départ with me to B R U S S E L?

LvG: "Groenewegen and Teunissen HAVE to be in the break."

>If you are far enough ahead, you will be right in the peloton after the climbs. This is a sprinter's stage.

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>be eurosport
>be airing TdF live
>go to ad break
>show TdF ads
What do they mean by this?

Inspired by tdf i went to the gym and rode one of them cycling thingies. Now my asscrack fucking hurts

I thought that i drunk to much 2bh

dilate

It was almost worse in the spring. Like you'd be watching something like Nokere Koerse and there'd be an ad for "Follow the Giro and Tour on Eurosport - the home of cycling!". Like yeah, if I'm watching an absolute meme race I'll probably be watching the le Tour. You got me. That's just a waste.

youtube.com/watch?v=8dUBQIL9uLQ
what a lad

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They always have the worst saddles. It's criminal.

madman

Genuinely laughed at the high vis joke

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cuck tower desu

madman

At least the Giro ad was 100% kino.

I hope he gets jailed for putting the cyclists in danger.

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Post feet

>ads for Riga Masters

I can't imagine there's much overlap between /147/ and /tdf/ outside of me but I am hyped.

>using lungs

?

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Snooker is probably the #2 comfy sport behind cycling. I'm not really super into it, but I love having it on.

I missed yesterday's so I watched the highlights and someone got hit with a phone in the last spring, did anyone see it?
it's this guy

youtu.be/LKAR1SOaow8

at 4:43

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>received my new downtube shifters today when they were estimated to arrive between tomorrow and saturday
Based. Also can you believe that these Shimano shifters cost me only £9 (with free shipping) while the cheapest equivalent Campag ones I could find are £35 (plus £5 shipping) and most of them go for like £60 - £85? Why does old Campag shit cost so much, especially since in many cases the Shimano stuff is actually better engineered? Is it so old men can jerk off over the fact that they have Campag shit on their bikes? "Ooh Italian cycling, how romantic and special?" Bikes are for RIDING not for putting on your fucking wall and gawking at. Fucking ridiculous.

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using pedals Austrian posts in 147

You need to go back to /n/.

Yates and Bilbao with good chances if the break gets enough time and they can jump away, else it will take a better sprinter in a reduced bunch sprint

I already post on /n/ but why not post here too since this is a thread about cycling.

79 km / 130,5 km to go

going on a ride now

Yeah I saw the belgian highlight of it, Bonifazio just headbutting that phone away, pretty funny

>Sagan has a little red box behind his helmet which detects chutes and automatically calls an ambulance
literally autism

Just ribbing on you for the downtube memery

Los Evilos will cruise this home because no one will drill tempo

My frame is from 1982. I'd love to get some brifters so I don't have to deal with this friction bollocks, but again, Campag shit is fucking expensive. I think the cheapest 8-speed (that's what my rear wheel has - yes the wheels are not period-accurate to the frame) Campag brifters I found on eBay were like £45 for the pair, and most of them are much more than that. Also, with Shimano, you have the benefit of other cheap companies like Sunrace (Taiwanese) making parts that are Shimano-compatible. But no one makes Campag-compatible stuff, apart from Miche (Italian), but Miche stuff is much more expensive than Sunrace stuff.

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>Snooker
It could be ok if it was ten times shorter at least. Why do these fuckers need to play 60 games to decide the winner ?

>using shimano

C'est quoi leurs 04 ?

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for me it's team black

For maximum comfiness user.

There's also the shootout for impatient zoomers.

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What in G*d's name is this shitty colouring

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Less than a third of the price of the equivalent Campag part and probably has better build quality too. Why wouldn't I? I only wish my rear wheel had a Shimano hub so I could buy a much cheaper (and much better ranged) replacement cassette, and also I could then use some cheap Shimano-indexed shifters (Campag-indexed shifters for 8-speed are, again, absurdly expensive).

I want to be a sprinter and win the green shirt now

Bit too mediterranean for my tastes.

You chose............poorly.

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I really don't care.

Now tell me the price of those which is probably at least three times as much as what I paid for those Shimano shifters.

outta my way southern orange shits

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Also what benefit do the Campag shifters confer? None. If anything the Shimano ones are probably better built because that tends to be the case.

They are actually responsible for the VIP area. They organize meetings and shit. It is hard work, but they get paid a shitload of money.

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That look on maassens face
>it's gonna be a long fucking day

Maassen will get educated and they will win the tour.

Old Shimano isn't really the same as current Shimano and just copied the design of others.

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kek

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>makeup

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black please

Is the break going to last lads?

I think no.

splunk>

>Be woman
>Be beatifull
>get paid shitload of money because of it
>"hard work"
Life is unfair mijn broer

But they will last 100x longer than that cheap slag iron and plastic crap from shimano. If you are happy with those than you go girl, just don`t drop your bike.

CAM ON ENGERLAND

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The sprinters will suffer.

>get paid to be there
>hard work

>Shimano ones are probably better built
Believe what you want but that is just not true.

If i continue to drink beer, i will have tits and i will be kissing riders next year.

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lucky bastard, close to the thot lifestyle

rip b*rdet

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Now that is confirmed that the NOS is lurking, FIX THIS!

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same desu
give me based herbert and maarten

done

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Is the Belgebro who was planning on climbing Männlichen here? I climbed it today, its an absolute beast of a climb. Especially the final 3.5km which average 11.6%. I am running a 36/30 as lightest gear and I had my knees exploding as my cadence dipped below 60 a couple of times. I really hope that you have a grannier gear than me, otherwise you better save some energy for that final part.

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The view on the top was very nice though, the views while climbing were also fantastic so at least theres some distraction from the suffering

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thanks Maarten

Did I miss something important?
I had to go outsides for stroll with my mother.

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Didn't Shimano arrive at indexed shifting before Campag and Campag had a failed attempt (synchro or something) before they made it work properly? Also Campag had those shitty and expensive Delta brakes that were very poor. It seems to me that Shimano has been technologically ahead for a number of decades. Do you really think those old Campag shifters will be better than the Shimano ones to such a significant extent that they should be essentially four times as expensive (actually over four times after shipping)? If so, in what way are they better? I reckon the only reason these old Campag parts are expensive is because they're "collectible" and people want them for artistic and sentimental reasons, not because they're functionally better.

>But they will last 100x longer than that cheap slag iron and plastic crap from shimano
I'm inspecting these Shimano ones up close and they look absolutely fine. You seem to be very biased instead of giving an objective assessment. Why is that?

>Believe what you want but that is just not true.
It's just a guess based on Shimano's usually better components these days, and the fact that they were technologically ahead of Campag in the '80s and '90s in many ways.

The old sticky bottle, right behind the race director. Ballsy, I guess. But lmao at dropping the bottle.

Based.

Quintana attacked and has 3 minutes!

holy shit Teuns sounds so fucking retarded, normally flemish sounds cute but his is abhorrent

Whoa, that is beautiful.

Holy mother of God

Isn't it unfair that some of the bikers on the road have motorbikes while a lot of the people have regular bicycles?

I wonder why there isn't more Swiss riders, they must be all good at mountain stages.

Talk shit about the Teun again

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>Sagan enjoying a coke.

>based LTD retiring
>but based Moleman just officially won his first GT podium
Conflicted day desu

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Baseret

Abandon Nizzolo

What I want to know is who is this "Tete de la Course" and why is he always at the front?

They all go to mountainbiking instead

Ten Dam is the reason why i can't watch football anymore. They dive like pussies and this guy keeps on going. He ruined football for me.

He's alone as leader because Cabeza de Carrera isn't riding on this Tour

For me, its kop van de wedstrijd

thoughts on lampaert dialect?

>50000 euros of equipment of lotto soudal has been stolen

bruh moment

He just sounds like a farmer, which is based. Teuns sounds like some cartoon character, the dumb 0iq characters have a voice like that.

Dennis abandon.
WVA win tomorrow confirmed.

>Nibali
>stomach problem

Nooooo

based

based and boerpilled

Just look at the difference in quality. Campag clearly is a better product. With Campag it`s solid, set and forget. Look at the shitmano, you can see over time it will warp, bend and wear out. If you are happy with your purchase that's OK. Just don`t justify your cheapness over quality.

yes I prefer flemish Dutch. I don't like your "g" in Netherlands.

I like his accent desu
Makes him sound funny but lovable, and also this

So tired of this shit

is this real info? Problems inside of Bahrain-Merida?

>sagan sprinting
He really love that jersey.

he ruined the competition desu

Dunno about Nibali but Dennis abandon was said so on Sporza.

Whos going to win this stage lads? For me its Mühlberger.

That guy always does so well at the Vuelta, he should really branch out.

The Dutch destroyer. Weird that I've never seen any of these guys' faces though.

Just read that it is final, Froome won the Vuelta retrospectively.

Fuck that Brit skeleton, who inhales sprays like it's food.
Good thing he will never win anything again.

Punished Benoot will take revenge.

He destroys the competition. It is his jersey lel

schachmann good at climbing?

>successful riders ruin everything!
Why are continentals so butthurt about riders who win?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA this seethe is delicious.

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>ends up 10 hours behind at the general
Sprinters are gay, they should stay at the velodrome.

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Based Kristoff dragging his fat ass up this climb

Spicy opinion.

The multiple competitions of the TdF make it more interesting.

>Wins the 2011 vuelta from his hospital bed in 2019

Is there anything this man can't do??

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How many points do you guys have on FantasyTour ?

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everything is grey now

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He will win the 2014 Vuelta while taking a shit. How do we stop him?

Goddamnit, I wanted to see the current WC contest for the ITT stage.

twitter.com/DVATW/status/1151249803306831873

Win a bike race after 2019

gain weight

Must be a bad blood bag.

>that roof on the church
Weird innit

5804, i'm 16 out of a 21 people league
I didn't understand you could switch out people at first so i made a team that was shit on the first half...I spend credit changing it and now again.
I got buttfucked by not reading the rules.

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He cannot be stopped.

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Is this /rbmk/ thread?

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>Nobody knows why Dennis give up

only 3.6 salbutamol

Based Skellington meme descent

>cyclingnews.com/news/matthews-gives-up-on-tour-de-france-green-jersey/

F R E E

C E E S

B O L

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>Froome back on his bike
>Chad Dumoulin still in bed

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someone post the sanic pic

Why is sunweb riding?

>still raining when it was supposed to end hours ago
I really need to get a mountain/fat bike desu. Didn't even take rain gear with me so can't go for a walk.

Same here, I didn't know we could change our teams and I got Laporte and Van Garderen who gave up, i spent 2 stages with 2 racers off

yates we can

Saving himself for the ITT next year

Call me jane

Call me Jane!

Ah, Quintana tactics

>abbandoning before the TT

What did he mean by this?

Call me gay

JANE?

>I got Laporte and Van Garderen who gave up,
Jesus christ.
Moreover you cannot change them.

>calmejanet

'tis 06 voor den ollanders é

Boassen Hagen dropped as always

he's not as good as he used to.
Retirement soon

CHUTE

CHUTE DE BORA

that bora team guy
lel

lol

>5 man train for matthews a couple of days ago
>he finished... somewhere
>yesterday they rode for Case Bulb
>he finished 8th
good question

F

ouch

Good fuck that useless cunt

wow what a dumbass

F

What the fuck was that?

Seems like Sagan isn't the only autist on Bora.

LMAOOOOOO

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based gva cucking the bora boys

Ahahaha

why not stand still

after 3 days being banned for posting gore. Im finally free right on time

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What did the CCC rider mean with this?

What was he thinking?

Looks like he really hit his head on the asphalt :(

Ooof, slamming the rear of his head on the asphalt, that's gotta hurt

What the fuck

lmaoooooooooooooooo
Based webmbro

That dude FLEW

Talking about lack of spatial awareness

would have really topped it off if he threw that bidon at him too

loool. just stand still bro

Bora soigner bodied
pwnt

I hope hes ok though

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He shouldn't be there in the first place.

Nigga restart your router next time.

greiplel sweating like a monkey

Based scenery

this is why you always wear a helmet no matter what

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but he was and standing still would have been the best thing to do.

I'm pretty sure it also recognises devices

BASED

I could have I guess, it was an auto punishment.

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It does, but you just have to clear your cookies.

>Not recognizing Olympian champion GVA

Welcome back, remember: FUCK JANNIES

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im high

in before helis start crashing into each other

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Janny is going to fuck (You) up

does anyone have it with more resolution?

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Damn, they are just cruising, Ineos doesn't even need to work.

They are saving energy for tomorrow, are they really so deluded to think they can not lose a big chunk of time against G and B of Evilos?

Far out

Avermaet is one of my favorite riders though, absolutely based and redpilled rider.

That was beautiful

They're actually going at quite the pace, only losing 7 minutes to such a large breakaway group is pretty good

why though he is retarded mentally

Has this year's TdF given us any fresh memes yet?

France is ugly.

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First I heff to say, congrashulashons and senks on inviding ze best suporter of de Tour de Frens. It is a pleshur to bee here!

Second, I heff a kvestshun: is it troo dat in sikling yu can heff olt peeple astma en still win ze match?

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>They are saving energy for tomorrow, are they really so deluded to think they can not lose a big chunk of time against G and B of Evilos?
I have heard that Quintana plans on crossing the finish line minutes before the Ineos duo after a 30km solo tomorrow.

no need, the old ones are still fully relevant

Based van Gaal. We are going to win the tour for sure.

my exact thought, cucks at leddit are saying the should save themselves for tomorrow.
Yeah the gap will be even larger and theyll have even fewer opportunities to get back time. 3 stages at max.

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Even if they attack they will get caught back in the descent by UK Postal.

no new fresh ones, but the old ones are still good

I changed them, it just costs you credits

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>pinot

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Today's profile is not really suited for attacking. They're right that they should save themselves today. The TT and the stages on the weekend are where the action is going to happen.

What's that formula ?

What coukld beat the flying boat anyway ?

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honestly this but if youre gonna die you better fight anyways.
Though I remember seeing Kwiatowski getting 30secs on flat in like 2min from an escapée

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based
reminder that Viviani (exposed FRAUD) is not winning another GT stage in 2019

Lactic acid

Horse Ciller?

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lmao frenchoids cucked AGAIN

Lactic acid

Lactate acid

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saving themselves for the champs elysees as usual.
but they will attack on the final climb today I'd say

Thank you.

does anyone has that dude going on his horse in a previous tdf as the whole peloton cruises next to him?
Absolute kino

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is an helicopter a athlete?

151,9 km / 57,6 km to go

FAST

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>tfw no qt tranny catgirl gf

What did they mean by this?

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Where is Rohan Dennis ? twitter.com/Bahrain_Merida/status/1151844844911964160?ref_src=twsrc^tfw|twcamp^tweetembed|twterm^1151844844911964160&ref_url=https://legruppetto.fr/forum/viewtopic.php?f=12&t=10593&start=11760

I miss her. Hope she didn't actually kill herself.

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got raped by a podiumthot

bad blood bag

Dirty blood bag

God, I love her.

he got the gay aids in his bloodbag

stepped on Cadel's dog and got sperg punched out of the Tour

youtube.com/watch?v=FikzgWE3t0A

>G weighs 71kg

lmao ineos cant be serious

nah they use their same blood

Guys, we've hit the bump limit. New thread when?

(You)

explain? hes a big guy.
Young boy valverde measures 1.76 and is at 58kg now.

tomorrow

jesus what an autist

tomorrow

when anglo*ds become a likeable people

Thanks Juan

Maybe don't post gore on blue boards next time.

Resetting your router will only work with some ISPs (not mine, unfortunately). Not all ISPs will give you a new IP address when you reset your router. Many won't.

As for cookies, yes, I think being banned does put a cookie on your computer as well, although I've only noticed this being an issue sometimes so I don't know if it always happens. But yeah, if you've changed your external IP but you still can't post, delete your cookies.

And climbs like a 55kg manlet! All marginal gain bro!

keep doing all that chitchat, that idiotic mumbling you baffoon and Ill smack you with this.

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Don't do the crime if you can't do the time.

bro just curve your chains lmao like haha just have a round wheel just be yourself brah

darth greger

THANKS JUAN

Triggering a tranny janny is not a crime.

CHUTE

CHUTE DU EWAN

>Sagan

twitter.com/LeTour/status/1151807834847436800

Where the fuck is Rohan? I want answers

Lmao, SEETHING.

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Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

;_;

ywn attempt to initiate sex with your multihate gf while she softly moans "hate it"

maybe some close family died? but how would he know if his team management didnt

North of Gondor

Has anything of note happened? I just dun got home.

youtube.com/watch?v=-fe79ZuDKfk

Dennis retired for unknowns reasons, they are investigating.

>NOS literally quoting a post in this thread
Herman pls

Based and greenpilled

and thats all

Rohan Dennis abandon and disappeared and no one knows where he is, not even his team

youve come just in time

>watching nos

Oh shit, that sounds a bit spooky. Hope he's okay.

what did they say?

Hallo Herman de Schermman!

>using tax money

You are so cool you should go to leddit

Ze begrijpen Nederlands niet, dus : Jannies gaan vinger jullie anusjes vinger

>pinot

pic I took last week while taking a shower. cheerio

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this

>Why yes, I do listen to comfy Herbert and based Maarten, how could you tell?

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it's west of gondor

I didn't know Japanese people watched cycling but I'm guessing you're an English teacher.

this
hes in the Meridas bus already.

*José en Michel

Pretty sure the westernmost point of Gondor is more west than Rohan

>ywn throatfuck her while she's trying to utter "hate it!"

Nos commentary has been fucking dismal for a long time. Bring back Mart & de Neel.

>walking into the tour without helmet
F

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jdimsa

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Can confirm that Japanese people do watch cycling. But road cycling is a small scene here. Fumiyuki Beppu and Arashiro are heroes to them.

And yes I am an English teacher. I don't really think any actual Japanese people exist on Yea Forums or any other boards desu.

>José en Michel

Accept no alternatives.

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>Lellens dropped behind Stuyven and Naesen after that one effort

He's going to drop so hard in mountain classification when the stages with hors category mountains come

who lives in rhun

For me its Jeroen and Karsten

Rohan is in the team bus already.
this is his bike. fuck I love that bike

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now THAT is autism

Easterners. Remember those people with the funky samurai-like helmets, who almost discover Frodo at the Black gate? That's them.

Oh fuck yes! And please let DE NEEL meet up with other boomer cyclists to tell TdF stories.

: (

brown poeple of colour

Tried to do my ride today using a watt-based plan from Today's Plan. Felt nearly impossible to maintain a steady power output, but looking at the data now it's not quite as off as it felt. I now have newfound and additional respect for the TT autists who can just maintain X watts for an hour regardless of terrain and wind.

What did they think about Hatuyama Shou's black jersey?

What are the chances that Dennis abandoning is linked to doping or abnormal blood values?

That's the most cringe interview I've ever seen on television.

Nibbles dropping from peloton :(

Hate how the motos pace everybody who is jumping out of the lead group

172,1 km / 37,4 km to go

good question, I'd say anywhere between 0 and 100%

Those were Harads, no?

Hope dies last

possible, but not most likely

nice easy day for G so he can smash it tomorrow

0%, the sport has been clean since Armstrong came out, did you forget?

I hope Yates dies in the descent

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

yea i remember now. thats all there is from them in the movies

Actually, I never asked about that. Next time I see anyone from my LBS I will ask them. I would like to know as well. Oh wait, but Japanese people rarely tell you what they really feel unless it's acceptably supportive and positive, so they will probably just say that they are proud of him for being in the break so often.

>tyre logo centered above the valve
perfect

Don't be so sure.

He would have abandoned before the start no ?

Why does he ride with rim brakes lmao.

No, the Haradrim are the people on the giant elephants

Marion's bf to win

I love Trentin purely because of his Flemish/English accent.

FUCK G
FUCK EVILOS
AND FUCK BRITS

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De Neel drank gin for breakfast.

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most rider prefer them

gilbert too

idk why

>FUCK BRITS
But I like you and want to be your fren :'(

/ag2r/

based

YIKES ON THE GO

Based Yvette

Dude calm down.

>tfw TT autist

YATES WE CAN

He was the shit.

Imagine crashing uphill

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back to kenya chris

Oh, I wonder how tomorrow will turn out, it will be a total surprise...

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You can be my girlfren

Sheeeeeit, you're right, I'm a dumbass.

stop namefagging and stop whining, you fucking loser

No worries. I'm just a huge Tolkien autist.

o hajduđe

No, Kaaskop

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I wonder if that Croat fan went all the way to the south of France on his own.

>Yikes
This faggot is leading against his teammate

probably diaspora

Actually yes of course they watch keirin but I didn't think they watched European road cycling, or any road cycling for that matter.

Which is interesting, given that Shimano are the biggest bike component manufacturer in the world.

>And yes I am an English teacher. I don't really think any actual Japanese people exist on Yea Forums or any other boards desu.
I think I have seen some on /int/. But yes it's rare.

for me it's Poursuivants

It doesn't look like Trentin is wearing bibs...is he just wearing regular shorts?

Krijg kanker en vergas jezelf, pleurismof.

imagine chutting all the way down

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>seething at our superiority
Lmao.

Yates going for it

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CHUTE DE BERNAL

Maybe INEOS are not so good. Maybe there are just no good riders for the last 5 years to challenge them. If you can't drop Luke fucking Rowe in the mountains then you are a useless shit excuse for a GC contender.

One good rider comes along, Dumoulin, and he is close to them only losing time in crashes and mechanicals. All the others Pinot, Quintana, Uran, Bardet, Landa, Bardet... all useless.

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pushed to the side. Absolutely no way anyone in the peloton wears shorts.

Really a boring stage, need a cup of coffee not to fall asleep.

Wait yikes and trentin are on the same team, wtf is going on.

>Paul Sweetman
fucking Brits out

Sadly they never do that, they always chute when it's safe.

Yeah like I said it's rare, but I do know and follow some serious cycling fanboys on strava, some real full kit wankers. I can feel the road cycling popularity growing though. There is a high school in my area that has a road cycling club, some of my students are into road cycling and love watching the grand tours.

one can only dream

ik gooi een waterstofbom op mofrika

maybe my cock in your ass would wake you up fag

That piece of shit is killing Trentin. What a prick

Based

always love a good underdog story, but in some stages he's just invisible

Which stage is Quntana saving himself for this year?

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It happens though...

Sunweb obviously started a doping program a few years back

22

You are right.

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>leave for holiday to mimizan tomorrow evening
>Pau is only 2 hours away
>TT in Pau is tomorrow

Damn :(
Last time I visited the tour was in 2008, sucks that the timing this year is just a it off.

Are your genitals pixelized when you live in Japan ?

Seriously, that was awful. I hope he crashes on the downhill.

Needs to save som energy for his new continental team next year

damn was there 2 weeks ago, my mate fugged some slag from noordwijk

surfing?

>nairo quintana is 29 years old

What the fuck

just you wait until week 4 la', he'll hit his powerspike then

nigga looks like a 45y/o boomer

He's wearing a bioracer one piece speedsuit. The top half has a full zipper and the front is separated from the shorts.

Nairo is just like all of us.

There's no point denying it anymore. Admit it.

>0 (zero) attacks in the favorites group

baka desu senpai

If there is pixelation then I have never noticed. You'll have to check with my middle aged female neighbour who has seen me naked often enough because of my lack of curtains.

No though I might buy a bodyboard for shits and giggles.
Going with a couple of friends just for a relatively quiet sun and beach holiday. Still gonna go out and drink but were a bit too old for those lloret de mar and chersonissos holidays.